TASTING SCHOOL LUNCHES

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 61 тыс.

  • @carlospalma8737
    @carlospalma8737 5 лет назад +637

    School lunch hits different when that’s the only meal you eat

    • @HelloKitty60621
      @HelloKitty60621 5 лет назад +8

      carlos palma
      I’ve...never related to something...

    • @-tyrese-7931
      @-tyrese-7931 5 лет назад +6

      I would literally starve myself before eating school lunch. I’ve gone many days feeling like my stomach was eating itself but never once did I touch school lunch

    • @V4MPYR3.C0R3
      @V4MPYR3.C0R3 5 лет назад

      Yeah yo right

    • @kiwiandfriends5288
      @kiwiandfriends5288 5 лет назад

      Yeah it's good when ur in school cuz ur so hungry

    • @kai_toxin780
      @kai_toxin780 5 лет назад

      PREECH BITCH

  • @HelloXRyan
    @HelloXRyan 8 лет назад +10410

    i honestly dont understand how school lunches are even legal like

  • @mea2429
    @mea2429 5 лет назад +3616

    imagine having brand name snacks in your school lunch?

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 5 лет назад +14

      omg

    • @rebeccaann9918
      @rebeccaann9918 5 лет назад +37

      I went to a private school in 3rd grade and they had a cookie with a brand :o

    • @NSWorm
      @NSWorm 5 лет назад +41

      We get Doritos like Gatorade and all branded stuff

    • @nonoplz3909
      @nonoplz3909 5 лет назад +19

      Sometimes we get brand name snacks lol

    • @catherinesway2965
      @catherinesway2965 5 лет назад +1

      maria.elena right

  • @SunnieGemini
    @SunnieGemini 4 года назад +2003

    This hits different in quarantine where you can’t go to school
    Edit: thank you guys for the likes!❤

  • @charlottemarrah
    @charlottemarrah 5 лет назад +1661

    me: “ew i hate fake processed food.”
    also me: *eating chicken nuggets*

  • @jessicafranco2320
    @jessicafranco2320 5 лет назад +2747

    My school has apple juice....when you opened it all you saw was a frozen block of apple juice....

    • @jocelynngonzales6702
      @jocelynngonzales6702 5 лет назад +46

      Jessica Franco there is mold in ours 🤣🤮

    • @viva_lajuicycouture
      @viva_lajuicycouture 5 лет назад +69

      Yup thats school our milk is frozen too!

    • @grantbates2954
      @grantbates2954 5 лет назад +40

      This relates on so many levels

    • @kylee1641
      @kylee1641 5 лет назад +19

      Bella Carter hahahahah our milk is literally almost water

    • @btybty-mp7gi
      @btybty-mp7gi 5 лет назад +14

      Same but our milk was frozen XD

  • @superfashioniastas
    @superfashioniastas 8 лет назад +6471

    What school is giving out gogurt and fruit roll ups I want to go there

    • @qwertyboard7106
      @qwertyboard7106 8 лет назад +20

      yep

    • @spottedleaf069
      @spottedleaf069 8 лет назад +11

      +AlisonJomæ XD there are no water fountains?

    • @keyshaketchup8205
      @keyshaketchup8205 8 лет назад +37

      On Wednesday my school gives us Dominos pizza xD

    • @SullsRBLX
      @SullsRBLX 8 лет назад +22

      my school gives popscicles lol

    • @sofiak8997
      @sofiak8997 8 лет назад +29

      some Fridays we get Popsicles, every Friday we get frankies pizza, and we have snacks (not vending machines) like fruit roll ups and chips thats 75% air.

  • @espowoeon
    @espowoeon 4 года назад +275

    “people dont throw up all over themselves in a car!” *chuckles in motion sickness*

  • @kippyskippy1872
    @kippyskippy1872 4 года назад +1922

    “I’d rather go-drink-bleach than eat this go-gurt”
    -Shane

    • @Aliya-go9lc
      @Aliya-go9lc 4 года назад +3

      Anxious Bean .

    • @ilutacakova1406
      @ilutacakova1406 4 года назад

      yassssssssssss bich

    • @mintchipmsp482
      @mintchipmsp482 4 года назад +4

      its just annoying because either he's super picky and doesn't like yogurt (because thats what gogurt is) or he's just trying to do stuff for youtube

    • @unknowngamer_girl1017
      @unknowngamer_girl1017 4 года назад +1

      I got you to 500 liles 😃😄

    • @emogrxphic
      @emogrxphic 4 года назад

      He really would-

  • @cierramullins8475
    @cierramullins8475 8 лет назад +3629

    WHAT SCHOOL GIVES YOU YOO-HOO & FRUIT BY THE FOOT OMFG

    • @karelygarcia3893
      @karelygarcia3893 8 лет назад +32

      IKR

    • @t0nai
      @t0nai 8 лет назад +21

      Exactly

    • @user-ep3fw8gi3c
      @user-ep3fw8gi3c 8 лет назад +33

      Mine. They also gave us great pizza which is weird because it's a public school.

    • @hella5516
      @hella5516 8 лет назад +18

      My cousin in Pennsylvania goes to a school that gives her the best lunch!

    • @t0nai
      @t0nai 8 лет назад +19

      My school has okay lunches, i mean i'd eat it if it was something that actually looked or smelled good, but if it didnt i'd only move my fork around in it.

  • @ajforevsss2783
    @ajforevsss2783 2 года назад +69

    Who else still binge watches Shane god it’s been a while

  • @zylaminnesota3897
    @zylaminnesota3897 5 лет назад +1702

    We 👏 Literally 👏 Get 👏 Four 👏 Pieces 👏 of 👏 Cardboard 👏 for 👏 fries

  • @Em-oc6nv
    @Em-oc6nv 7 лет назад +193

    *shane: you already know im* *gonna hate this!*
    *also shane: this is amazing*

  • @ambertorres8790
    @ambertorres8790 4 года назад +924

    Imagine actually getting these snacks for lunch hahahhaha my school doesn’t even use real meat beat that

    • @AnnaBanana09
      @AnnaBanana09 4 года назад +31

      Well we have year old expired milk and "chicken nuggets" so beat that that

    • @serenaslife681
      @serenaslife681 4 года назад +11

      My mom works in the kitchen. BeAt ThAt

    • @bananapudding1367
      @bananapudding1367 4 года назад +20

      Oml
      In a middle school i went to they served one thing or "chicken" burger
      I got this weird ass grey chicken burger with partially frozen fries and then i took one bite of the burger and actually ended up getting sick, i vomited in the bathroom for the whole lunch and my 2 friends tried it had to spit it out while gagging
      The school wanted to kill us jesus christ

    • @chlobotai
      @chlobotai 4 года назад +3

      it’s not a competition jesus

    • @lizardfingers3671
      @lizardfingers3671 4 года назад +2

      My school has Doritos bet that

  • @purplepolarbear5052
    @purplepolarbear5052 4 года назад +163

    Because I was homeschooled i never had school lunches but my mom used to freeze the GoGurt and then we’d eat it right out of the freezer. I can’t have yogurt the same after that I swear it was so good

  • @julisamancia6704
    @julisamancia6704 5 лет назад +917

    The hell? What type of school got that lunch! I would be happy if I got anything similar to that cuz my school lunch is flavorless and grey!

  • @paprikagen9342
    @paprikagen9342 7 лет назад +1017

    Cafeteria food quality dropped faster than my grades

    • @itslazygirl7111
      @itslazygirl7111 7 лет назад +9

      Awkward Potato my Lunch's are much better then that

    • @toyworldcreator6933
      @toyworldcreator6933 7 лет назад +4

      it's lazy girl OML same! shane's turkey meal was gross!

    • @officerchandler5569
      @officerchandler5569 7 лет назад

      Awkward Potato OMFG that's the best thing ever because it's true at almost every school!

    • @kaydeetullo122
      @kaydeetullo122 7 лет назад +3

      Awkward Potato the pizza at my school has crust that taste like cardboard and almost all the food is FAKE!!!!!

    • @bustamane_jpg
      @bustamane_jpg 7 лет назад

      My school gets Dominos every friday

  • @urstrulykennedy
    @urstrulykennedy 8 лет назад +3950

    okay honestly, my school serves waaaay worse than what you ate. i wish my school served yoohoo's & fruit rollups 😂😂😂

  • @wow9686
    @wow9686 4 года назад +345

    The food that your showing is better than the food at school. They don’t even cook most of their food all the way🤢

    • @wtf5749
      @wtf5749 4 года назад +7

      Nana Aguilar one time they gave me raw chicken and an entire hairball in my food 🤢 etc

    • @TotallyNotChill
      @TotallyNotChill 4 года назад +1

      How many times have they been sued

    • @heidiwren7713
      @heidiwren7713 4 года назад +2

      I work in a school cafeteria, and I just want you to know not all schools are like that. The woman I work with is amazing and will murder anyone who doesn't serve good food.

    • @robertbenjaminstork7766
      @robertbenjaminstork7766 4 года назад +1

      What do you means its amazing

    • @heidiwren7713
      @heidiwren7713 4 года назад +1

      @@robertbenjaminstork7766 I said the woman I work with it. The food is goodbut nothing to write home about

  • @thecringe1669
    @thecringe1669 6 лет назад +188

    These school lunches are better then my schools lunches.

  • @copyrighted4382
    @copyrighted4382 5 лет назад +825

    I don't even eat at school, I eat before school then go 8 hours without food and then eat like 6 times when I get home #stayhealthy

  • @babystone42
    @babystone42 6 лет назад +610

    is anyone else wondering where he got the food

    • @bailynpennington2840
      @bailynpennington2840 6 лет назад +4

      He bought it

    • @jacquelineolguin7854
      @jacquelineolguin7854 6 лет назад +48

      Probably from a garbage can in the middle of nowhere

    • @RavensCake
      @RavensCake 6 лет назад +2

      Schools

    • @gotchagirl4565
      @gotchagirl4565 6 лет назад +1

      Maggie Sharpe
      Oh my god yes

    • @memesy8622
      @memesy8622 6 лет назад +2

      He got that shit from mah school (i'm kidding ) Because like it tastes like a dog at his shit then puked it onto a mossy hotdog and then it was sneezed on and uses as a wipe for dirhea then aten and cut out of the persons stomach. Yeah so it is NaStY

  • @sunasuna1327
    @sunasuna1327 4 года назад +1963

    “Cause I make new videos every single day”
    Me: **Laughs in 2020**
    Edit: his career ended lmao - glad it did

    • @aya2shifty_
      @aya2shifty_ 4 года назад +19

      For Real

    • @grayson9934
      @grayson9934 4 года назад +39

      **laughs in Coronavirus**

    • @emmy_is_pink1790
      @emmy_is_pink1790 4 года назад +7

      🥺

    • @Mikiluvsu
      @Mikiluvsu 4 года назад +15

      @THAT STUPID HAMSTER ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ his last vid was from 5 months ago

    • @khiarabear
      @khiarabear 4 года назад +4

      snowflake gacha snow watch Shane Glossin’

  • @ro3051
    @ro3051 8 лет назад +1644

    why did u make another "tasting jail meals" video?

  • @unicornsquad6795
    @unicornsquad6795 5 лет назад +168

    That first lunch looks better then my school lunch

    • @abigailgarcia12
      @abigailgarcia12 5 лет назад +4

      My school lunch tastes like cardboard soaked in trash water...

    • @unicornsquad6795
      @unicornsquad6795 5 лет назад +1

      Abby Artist that sucks

    • @Dez2623
      @Dez2623 5 лет назад +1

      I know right

  • @elena_lydia
    @elena_lydia 5 лет назад +639

    “Idek who the Dolan Twins are”
    3 years later: *meets and films with the Twins*😂😂

    • @crispyemi
      @crispyemi 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @henrytheeighths
      @henrytheeighths 5 лет назад +1

      Elena Garcia-Mancinas please read that again 3YEARS

    • @elena_lydia
      @elena_lydia 5 лет назад

      grey eye this video was posted in August 2016 it’s been 3 years 🤣 I spelt or said nothing incorrectly

    • @elena_lydia
      @elena_lydia 5 лет назад

      Ariana Eschrich he also said he didn’t know “WHAT” they are🤣🤣🤣💀 Im cracking up

    • @ohyeahbonsai
      @ohyeahbonsai 5 лет назад +1

      @@elena_lydia he could have learned in 3 FUCKING YEARS

  • @Tyler-ye8vf
    @Tyler-ye8vf 4 года назад +59

    “I don’t trust a vegetable that’s like a small version of a big vegetable like... *proceeds to name two fruits*”

  • @sadieannabella9206
    @sadieannabella9206 4 года назад +758

    Shane: taco bell for dogs
    Me: doggo bell?
    I'll go home

  • @EggNog5708
    @EggNog5708 4 года назад +1619

    School food is actually worse than prison food.

  • @lesliecruz2109
    @lesliecruz2109 5 лет назад +369

    “I would rather GO drink BLEACH than eat this GO gurt”
    1:59
    That’s such a mood 😂😂😂😂

    • @AGayMess
      @AGayMess 5 лет назад +2

      Lol ikr

    • @JS-kh5vx
      @JS-kh5vx 5 лет назад +2

      I like bleach

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 5 лет назад

      jennifer s me too bro, drinking bleach right now, so DELICIOUS!!!! AWWWWWWWW, SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! my chest feels weird now, 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @grayson8206
      @grayson8206 4 года назад

      I couldn’t agree more with Shane

    • @notnova1
      @notnova1 4 года назад

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  • @emogrxphic
    @emogrxphic 4 года назад +118

    When they serve the "turkey" at school I starve

    • @mommys--dead501
      @mommys--dead501 4 года назад +1

      Me to the turkey sucks

    • @maybeee7990
      @maybeee7990 4 года назад +2

      The turkey is soo good.

    • @emogrxphic
      @emogrxphic 4 года назад

      @@maybeee7990 i-

    • @maybeee7990
      @maybeee7990 4 года назад

      @@emogrxphic it'd literally just a Banquet Turkey meal. It's so good

    • @robertbenjaminstork7766
      @robertbenjaminstork7766 4 года назад

      Its so good at my school also the filet mignon and cake on friday

  • @aynmarie3000
    @aynmarie3000 5 лет назад +103

    The first lunch is WAY BETTER than my middle school lunch

  • @ThunderTrain2930
    @ThunderTrain2930 7 лет назад +487

    Shane: I dont wanna have kids. (A YEAR LATER IN THE CHRISTMAS SEASON)

  • @arielflores6549
    @arielflores6549 5 лет назад +371

    Uhhhh i went to a public school so i didnt have your fancy ass gold coverd stake or your cheese with bread sticks
    No we got strait baby food

    • @imanonymous8177
      @imanonymous8177 5 лет назад +6

      I go to a public school and we get chicken, fries, and ice cream

    • @sofiaalmanza8209
      @sofiaalmanza8209 5 лет назад +4

      grammar twat

    • @rachelnave4101
      @rachelnave4101 5 лет назад +4

      I went to a private school for three years. The food is LITERALLY moldy, fried bread, canned dog food for the “hotdogs” and just general sh*t. At my current school, a public one, my friend dared me to go in the cafeteria. There were 5, a whole f*ck*ng 5 microwaves and not a single oven.

    • @sidliee_
      @sidliee_ 5 лет назад

      Ariel Flores Covered* Straight* :)

    • @sara_thegrape
      @sara_thegrape 5 лет назад +3

      STRAIGHT! (Yes, I'm the grammar and spelling police.)

  • @emmag87
    @emmag87 4 года назад +1866

    So- I know he got canceled but who’s still here....

    • @bluntz4roxy
      @bluntz4roxy 3 года назад +6

      wait he did why

    • @emmag87
      @emmag87 3 года назад +27

      @@bluntz4roxy for racist comments and also he was caught ‘fantasizing’ about an underage girl

    • @bluntz4roxy
      @bluntz4roxy 3 года назад +7

      @@emmag87 holy shit, i just watched a video. UHH

    • @emmag87
      @emmag87 3 года назад +11

      @@bluntz4roxy oop- yeah I watched for serotonin SJNDNFJDMD but yeah that’s what he did I just don’t like the videos I just watch em’ :) ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

    • @mariah_friends5000
      @mariah_friends5000 3 года назад +1

      •u•

  • @FreddyFabbear
    @FreddyFabbear 7 лет назад +2540

    All of these lunches look better than my school tho tbh

  • @cherryfizzer4076
    @cherryfizzer4076 5 лет назад +864

    Shane then: " Rich people buy those cars for their dogs"
    *Shane now:*Buys one of those cars for his dog**

    • @W1lllol
      @W1lllol 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @emokid5278
      @emokid5278 5 лет назад +1

      But like same

    • @cherryfizzer4076
      @cherryfizzer4076 5 лет назад +1

      @@The_wannabe_composer well yes, but they probably share their money so....

  • @nightmarezo8480
    @nightmarezo8480 4 года назад +611

    🍕 *”the pizza army is taking over”* 🍕
    I’m just here rewatching all Shane’s videos

    • @jamievee8375
      @jamievee8375 4 года назад +7

      Nightmare Zo Whenever I’m bored on RUclips I always find myself rewatching these to entertain myself I just always end up here lmao

    • @puppetshow982
      @puppetshow982 4 года назад +2

      Nightmare Zo me two

    • @nightmarezo8480
      @nightmarezo8480 4 года назад +1

      Puppet Show yay

    • @nightmarezo8480
      @nightmarezo8480 4 года назад

      Jamie Vee yeah or I just watch like compilations of stuff

    • @xxgacha_alexxx2492
      @xxgacha_alexxx2492 4 года назад

      same

  • @mbz6215
    @mbz6215 4 года назад +26

    These aren’t even school lunches these are better then they are now

  • @Kimmy-jr3ki
    @Kimmy-jr3ki 5 лет назад +771

    Those school lunches are a LUXURY a compared to the ones they give in school now 😂

    • @fernandagarza4401
      @fernandagarza4401 5 лет назад +19

      I know they give us shit

    • @vee2384
      @vee2384 5 лет назад +7

      Ikr

    • @dashy49
      @dashy49 5 лет назад +6

      TRUEEEEE

    • @PinknPurpleHeart7
      @PinknPurpleHeart7 5 лет назад +11

      Kimmy2777 haha I know right?? That first lunch looked great compared to what they get now. The only good thing the kids got today was an orange.

    • @RJ-gz4te
      @RJ-gz4te 5 лет назад +1

      Kimmy2777 YES!!!!!!

  • @stephano1859
    @stephano1859 8 лет назад +809

    didn't u already make a video about this... What did you call it again... I think you called it tasting prison food

  • @charo2488
    @charo2488 7 лет назад +3359

    All of this is 1000 steps up from my schools food

  • @leamleam7760
    @leamleam7760 3 года назад +15

    People canceled him but we gotta admit he is funny and relatable. I loved his vids especially the theories

  • @ryanreynoldswife8010
    @ryanreynoldswife8010 5 лет назад +259

    I was eating a tuna sandwich when Shane brought up Trisha’s yeast infection. I-

  • @Liz-kk6vg
    @Liz-kk6vg 5 лет назад +171

    WHEN HE ATE THE BABYBEL WAX 💀💀💀
    has me rollin 😂😭😭😭

  • @jsigna
    @jsigna 8 лет назад +663

    this shit is wayyyy nicer than my school lunches

    • @imjustelm
      @imjustelm 8 лет назад +8

      Right?! This stuff looks GREAT

    • @ashswearingum812
      @ashswearingum812 8 лет назад +4

      I'd be very happy with these. My school lunches suck.

    • @crybabyangie4066
      @crybabyangie4066 8 лет назад +1

      +Riry Aricheta IKR

    • @stargazer9532
      @stargazer9532 8 лет назад +2

      samme mine is literally nor for anyones consumption

    • @GamingMoose21
      @GamingMoose21 8 лет назад +1

      Every single school gets the same school lunch and it sucks

  • @lofiwackpainting7439
    @lofiwackpainting7439 4 года назад +26

    Nobody:
    Shane: “CUT TO NEW YORK MEMES!!!”

  • @annagess4293
    @annagess4293 6 лет назад +396

    Um at my school we would be lucky if we got fruit by the foot and go gurt instead you would get the pizza and some brown fruit and maybe a dry roll

  • @meadowrichardson157
    @meadowrichardson157 5 лет назад +300

    Literally the pizza at my school is literally card board and plastic cheese on top I'm not even kidding I wish I was 😂

    • @jesseharrold6407
      @jesseharrold6407 5 лет назад +3

      Meadow Richardson my schools pizza was probably made of poop and card board

    • @morgandelahoussaye1732
      @morgandelahoussaye1732 5 лет назад +5

      I didn't have pizza at my elementary school just actual dog shit

    • @brooklynwitherell7310
      @brooklynwitherell7310 5 лет назад +1

      My old school I as huge the food was meh but usually gross and I switched to a smaller school and the food is sooo good especially the pizza I’ve had like one bad lunch there😂😂

    • @princessdemon6683
      @princessdemon6683 5 лет назад +1

      My pizza at my school is great actully tastes like pizza

    • @barbaraedgin1746
      @barbaraedgin1746 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @melxdiq2018
    @melxdiq2018 4 года назад +1037

    shane: instead of eating the actual cheese, he eats the wax packaging.

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 года назад +15

      Lmao im right at that part

    • @xydoit2024
      @xydoit2024 4 года назад +7

      Logical

    • @sorayaaragon5069
      @sorayaaragon5069 4 года назад +7

      When I was six I legit ate half of
      the wax packaging whole because I thought it was the cheese 💀

    • @jezabellelowry6037
      @jezabellelowry6037 4 года назад

      [REDACTED] me too

    • @lipstickinvalentinobag
      @lipstickinvalentinobag 4 года назад

      I once melted the wax in a non microwave safe bowl with my friend
      We were gonna wax our legs.
      In the end smoke was everywhere and I had burn marks on my hands. My mom shouldn't have left a 9 year old and a 7 year old alone for 20 minutes.

  • @nicki002
    @nicki002 8 лет назад +646

    I thought Shane already ate prison food....

  • @ahhhhhhh7566
    @ahhhhhhh7566 4 года назад +22

    I remember not getting the yogurt joke when I watched it 3 years ago.

  • @mariaacosta9336
    @mariaacosta9336 6 лет назад +241

    bruh a gogurt,a yahoo chocolate milk and a fruit by the foot I'd still betterm that school lunches

    • @erin3032
      @erin3032 5 лет назад +2

      true thats better than most of the school lunches

    • @hamsandwich2303
      @hamsandwich2303 5 лет назад +1

      Valeria Acosta English please?

    • @heatheradams6989
      @heatheradams6989 5 лет назад +2

      @@hamsandwich2303 That was English. Not her problem you cant understand it.

  • @nittoburn4
    @nittoburn4 6 лет назад +250

    that first one already looks better than my school lunch....literally I eat prison/dog food..

  • @isingonlyforfunxx8711
    @isingonlyforfunxx8711 5 лет назад +225

    Back when Shane still had a full bottle of fireball 😂😂

  • @paigeclark7759
    @paigeclark7759 4 года назад +31

    Nobody:
    Shane: *eats the babybel wax*
    Me: *eats the wrapper and all.*

  • @sierrabull4492
    @sierrabull4492 5 лет назад +349

    Schools and prisons have the same food our school told us

    • @Mikeplaysdbd
      @Mikeplaysdbd 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah but our school food sucks😂 like damn can't a guy get taco around here😂 I mean I'm glad I'll be die with high school in 4 months so no shitty food😂

    • @kittybird7002
      @kittybird7002 5 лет назад

      I watched the trying school lunches and trying prison food back to back it was shocking the prison food was so similar to my school lunches

    • @singing_rebekahyayeet9669
      @singing_rebekahyayeet9669 5 лет назад

      OMG that sucks

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 лет назад

      OMG, that sucks.

    • @GachaWolfy
      @GachaWolfy 5 лет назад +1

      And both places have a fence with spikes!

  • @Synthetic_love
    @Synthetic_love 5 лет назад +443

    *gogurt spills*
    Shane: "that reminds me of something that wasn't gogurt-
    Also Shane: "gotta go wipe this gogurt of my legs"

  • @chaoticwho6285
    @chaoticwho6285 5 лет назад +262

    I’m so happy you made a prison food part two!!

    • @amayac
      @amayac 5 лет назад +5

      imjust low key weirded outbc he made a hell foods vid

    • @baileypiwinski6366
      @baileypiwinski6366 5 лет назад +3

      your a legend XD

    • @nathaniel.2170
      @nathaniel.2170 5 лет назад +5

      I got fake chesse pizza fruit with flys soggy fries and there was kid that put ketchup in milk thats why hate the caffatera

    • @strawberryuwu9739
      @strawberryuwu9739 5 лет назад +2

      Elliefailsatart200 DENKI

    • @0n1zam1
      @0n1zam1 5 лет назад

      Elliefailsatart200 BNHA fan?!
      I love ittt tooo!
      Izuku is best boi

  • @abbylooonglegs
    @abbylooonglegs 4 года назад +58

    Funny story: the “hotdogs” at my school bounce. Like they work better than most bouncy balls😂

    • @littlebastards3599
      @littlebastards3599 4 года назад +1

      same like um how they don't teach us that is physics

  • @haleylanglois8404
    @haleylanglois8404 6 лет назад +244

    1:45 first meal would be considered Luxury to my school.

  • @veronicabartyzel4602
    @veronicabartyzel4602 6 лет назад +2941

    "dont put a bow on a baby girls head if shes go no hair"
    *basically jojo siwa*
    lol 217 likes tf

  • @FirstNameLastName-qk1iv
    @FirstNameLastName-qk1iv 6 лет назад +2252

    In my school we had corndogs... The inside was *green* ....

  • @mers.0623
    @mers.0623 4 года назад +56

    I feel bad for the people who have to eat this. My schools lunches actually isn’t that bad but this stuff…🤢🤮

    • @abbieland1010
      @abbieland1010 4 года назад +1

      same my school be treating us like kings and queens when it comes to food

    • @bluedevil29601
      @bluedevil29601 3 года назад

      My elementary school had awesome food. They actually cooked. Then I went to high school and it was terrible

    • @re3171
      @re3171 3 года назад

      Mine was worser

  • @nd2415
    @nd2415 5 лет назад +675

    Shane: I can't stand like tiny versions of big vegetables. Like you don't see baby apples, or baby watermelons.
    Me: Apples and watermelons are fruits.

    • @annabethchase4582
      @annabethchase4582 5 лет назад +11

      BAHAHA TRUE i was like...there are tho? like i've seen baby apples and eat baby watermelons all the time

    • @R6guy99
      @R6guy99 5 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @400subscriberswithnovideos2
      @400subscriberswithnovideos2 5 лет назад +10

      You don't get the joke he told did you 😂😂

    • @baileywells7272
      @baileywells7272 5 лет назад +1

      And there are baby watermelon

    • @grog_goblin
      @grog_goblin 5 лет назад +4

      Ñøßød¥ he did say he finished his SAT in five minutes

  • @itsleethebee2573
    @itsleethebee2573 5 лет назад +178

    This food looks good compared to the food at my school. 🤢💀

  • @therealmissglamBAM
    @therealmissglamBAM 8 лет назад +373

    Shane how did you even get your hands on school lunches? Like what middle schooler smuggled these out of the cafeteria for you?

  • @dawngibson3155
    @dawngibson3155 4 года назад +7

    I Miss watching Shane.
    He's part of my childhood.
    I've watched him since I was 5 to 10.
    I watched him when me and my mum where going through abuse.
    And when I got builed, when I lived in secitey...and now I live in Queenstown with no secity but one thing I can't fix.
    Is what pepole believe.

  • @peytonvari5961
    @peytonvari5961 7 лет назад +340

    Wish I had this. We get expired milk, refried beans, and old ass nachos😂

    • @Ang3lic-P
      @Ang3lic-P 7 лет назад +4

      Peyton Vari sounds like my school

    • @emcrectangled
      @emcrectangled 7 лет назад +1

      same

    • @angelgonzalez3761
      @angelgonzalez3761 7 лет назад +2

      I get all my food burnt

    • @angelgonzalez3761
      @angelgonzalez3761 7 лет назад +1

      At my school

    • @B-rad00
      @B-rad00 7 лет назад +6

      I get good ass pizza and chicken sandwiches and rice with orange chicken 😣 My highschool is kinda bomb lowkey

  • @Alison-qn1xo
    @Alison-qn1xo 5 лет назад +238

    Our school has these menu items
    “Chicken nuggets”
    And
    “Chick’n nuggets”
    We don’t know what’s in the second one

    • @getscared_atmychemical_dis7276
      @getscared_atmychemical_dis7276 4 года назад +2

      Uumm....... Sounds like my school.....

    • @starsstruck3203
      @starsstruck3203 4 года назад +11

      Yall got menus? We have assigned days for assigned food ;(

    • @Alison-qn1xo
      @Alison-qn1xo 4 года назад +4

      iistrxwbxrryii
      Well we just have whatever is today’s options written on a whiteboard and that’s how they spell it

    • @starsstruck3203
      @starsstruck3203 4 года назад +1

      Alison David h okay!

    • @Summer-g5b
      @Summer-g5b 4 года назад +2

      Don't eat me

  • @Lexishness2010
    @Lexishness2010 6 лет назад +446

    I'm glad my school lunches consisted of smashed snacks in my backpack that I brought from home. 😂😂😂

  • @jenah3202
    @jenah3202 4 года назад +45

    Shane- “Eating school lunches”
    My mind- what?! no where near actual school food!

  • @bigboof420
    @bigboof420 5 лет назад +76

    The food in Shane's thumbnail for trying prison food is the same food as the thumbnail for this video😂😂😂

    • @SuperAngel463
      @SuperAngel463 5 лет назад

      bluedøg 4 throwback to when he wasn’t inspired to edit these

  • @rubynightcorenerd4024
    @rubynightcorenerd4024 6 лет назад +476

    Fun fact: Prison food is more healthy than school food.

  • @maler1e
    @maler1e 5 лет назад +232

    Who TF got a fruit roll up for lunch. I usually have chocolate milk, fruit, and square pizza.

    • @lpsbonbon2900
      @lpsbonbon2900 5 лет назад +4

      Me fucking to square pizza is the best meal A WEEK

    • @1.brook1ynrae
      @1.brook1ynrae 5 лет назад +5

      square sausage pizza hits different when it's at school

    • @zoeyashtryd8351
      @zoeyashtryd8351 5 лет назад +3

      U had chocolate milk??????. I have frozen frozen blocks of "1 % milk"

    • @1.brook1ynrae
      @1.brook1ynrae 5 лет назад +1

      Zoey Ashtryd we had shamrock farms milk that was slushie

    • @panicxmisty7830
      @panicxmisty7830 5 лет назад +1

      Yes and it tastes horrible I literally almost don't eat I only eat the fruit

  • @stacym1264
    @stacym1264 4 года назад +13

    Specifically, I only liked the high school food and the middle school food(kinda) middle school food the best was they're home fries, for high school the pizza is decent, the sandwiches are good depending on which on u get, and they have this good teriyaki chicken and rice or noodles and it's the BEST high school food I ever had, but the salads there are terrible lmao

  • @jenicarosenau1530
    @jenicarosenau1530 5 лет назад +292

    *THAT IS A FREAKING LUXURIOUS MEAL COMPARED TO NOW!* Now the best meal at school is a cold lasagna with off-brand chocolate milk

    • @cardinal3355
      @cardinal3355 5 лет назад +4

      Jenica Susan we have bad BAD pizza and off brand milk

    • @jillyshowalter354
      @jillyshowalter354 5 лет назад +4

      You are so freaking lucky you get chocolate milk at all we get milk that makes you wanna puke after you drink it and hard cold disgusting food

    • @cardinal3355
      @cardinal3355 5 лет назад +3

      The chocolate milk is milk with the tiniest bit of chocolate syrup on the bottom

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 лет назад +4

      Jenica Susan don't get me starting of the regular milk that is like worm water crap

    • @emalieh5383
      @emalieh5383 5 лет назад +4

      At my school literally has this best food ever pizza that you would get at one of the pizzas places and also it’s crust was stuffed with cheese so I don’t know what school you learn in but I don’t think it’s a school😂
      Sorry not humble bragging 😩🤭

  • @kayla1094
    @kayla1094 5 лет назад +224

    Shane: people don’t vomit in a car
    Me *(who gets carsick and almost throws up when in a car):* yep yep

    • @layla9160
      @layla9160 5 лет назад +1

      I get really bad carsick gag reflexes that I threw up 8 times when I took a 16 our drive to florida

    • @woodchild6876
      @woodchild6876 5 лет назад

      Kayla MN has it so good

    • @melisseulaxs_4815
      @melisseulaxs_4815 5 лет назад

      Also me

  • @dewaeisforeva8034
    @dewaeisforeva8034 6 лет назад +65

    I like to watch the bottles of alcohol behind Shane slowly drain over the coarse of his videos

  • @shannontoomer2384
    @shannontoomer2384 3 года назад +11

    Shane: we're gonna be going back to school
    Kids in 2020: -_- sure we are

  • @michaelinthebathroom7560
    @michaelinthebathroom7560 5 лет назад +88

    "she smells intriguing…"
    OMG now I know why you and Safiya are friends!

  • @elizabethsmith1421
    @elizabethsmith1421 6 лет назад +252

    What kind of rich school gives out yoohoos
    Boy I wish

    • @katiezimmerman2330
      @katiezimmerman2330 6 лет назад +1

      Elizabeth Smith are school use to

    • @Merpenyx
      @Merpenyx 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah we had the cardboard cartons lol

    • @mimoo5660
      @mimoo5660 6 лет назад

      Elizabeth Smith ikr

    • @mariaramos7411
      @mariaramos7411 6 лет назад

      Elizabeth Smith my school does

    • @emorgyan2004
      @emorgyan2004 6 лет назад

      my school literally gives us milk that I spit back into the cardboard carton so I didn't puke

  • @iix_w3xios
    @iix_w3xios 6 лет назад +130

    I WOULD RATHER EAT THE FOOD IN THE VIDEO THEN IN MY SCHOOL😂😂😂

  • @gemini_roxyyy
    @gemini_roxyyy 7 месяцев назад +3

    He’s baaaaaaaaack and with his babies!!! But I like the old videos more 🥺

  • @notbuffalobill
    @notbuffalobill 5 лет назад +348

    the lunches at my school taste like Styrofoam and TV static

  • @TheLoominist
    @TheLoominist 8 лет назад +281

    the stuff that Shane ate in this video looks like fillet mignon compared to what they actually feed us at school

    • @makenzihomady8650
      @makenzihomady8650 8 лет назад +1

      TRUUUUEEE

    • @meglarson8504
      @meglarson8504 8 лет назад +4

      right!! for lunch one day it was beans. baked beans and milk. that's it.

    • @skylarl3140
      @skylarl3140 8 лет назад +2

      right sometimes all they'd give us is like 3 chicken tenders

    • @tiffanyheartsu7271
      @tiffanyheartsu7271 8 лет назад

      +Megan Larson I found this so funny, I'm sorry 😂😂

    • @katykipling
      @katykipling 8 лет назад +3

      Ever get the chicken and gravy slop that they'd put over mashed potatoes or white rice? My mom is a lunch lady and tells the kids it's monkey feet lawl.

  • @Smuckkly
    @Smuckkly 6 лет назад +642

    They don't even have freaking salted fries at my school😞

    • @ary3606
      @ary3606 6 лет назад +29

      Gina Depirro I once was eating breakfast at school I opened the jelly and there was mold on it... the cafeteria aid took the microphone and made an announcement and said no one eat the jelly it's expired... like wut

    • @linkinlog8543
      @linkinlog8543 6 лет назад +5

      Gina Depirro they don’t have good fries at my school

    • @Sofia-hv1ue
      @Sofia-hv1ue 6 лет назад +6

      Gina Depirro SAME I had to just deal with the ketchup and a plain ass fry

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 6 лет назад +5

      Gina Depirro why the hell would a school have any kind of fries? You from a rich neighborhood?

    • @sweetietm4833
      @sweetietm4833 6 лет назад +1

      Gina Depirro I feel sorry for you.

  • @karenmitchell4581
    @karenmitchell4581 3 года назад +6

    Heyyyyyy omg your videos never get old. You make me laugh even when I’ve watched them before!!!!! Love ya Shane!❤️

  • @darkanddustyy8556
    @darkanddustyy8556 6 лет назад +158

    My old school served GRAY sausage patties. THEY WERE GRAY.

    • @strawberryflood135
      @strawberryflood135 6 лет назад +2

      pistachio muffin mine are green :/

    • @charleythechihuahua4951
      @charleythechihuahua4951 6 лет назад

      my Mac and cheese were grey lol. I refused to eat it

    • @eden2808
      @eden2808 6 лет назад +2

      Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious! Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!

    • @sadstoner7776
      @sadstoner7776 6 лет назад

      I'd prefer gray sausage patties over meatloaf sandwiches..*shudders*

    • @isseysherman1350
      @isseysherman1350 6 лет назад

      Same.. I packed lunch. Love ur pfp

  • @haileyspeaks223
    @haileyspeaks223 6 лет назад +162

    Wait I'm confused, didnt you already make a prison food video? Because school and prison are the same especially in food😂😂😂

    • @helenhernandez4440
      @helenhernandez4440 6 лет назад +5

      Hailey Jacobsen this joke has been made before.

    • @ezkzxx
      @ezkzxx 6 лет назад +2

      RIGHT that's why i bring home lunch because the chocolate milk makes me sick i wanna puke like if you go to the bathrooms .You can hear kids sometimes puking

    • @lukerobinson3853
      @lukerobinson3853 6 лет назад +1

      Go to featherstone academy because the only thing missing is a search light

    • @jasedraws3644
      @jasedraws3644 6 лет назад +1

      That’s sad that that is true

  • @daylencasteel
    @daylencasteel 8 лет назад +402

    This food is 1000X better than my schools lunch

  • @nikog9659
    @nikog9659 4 года назад +5

    Ahhhh after school memories of watching Shane gagging on food✋🏻💙

  • @kyleecatherine
    @kyleecatherine 5 лет назад +69

    I love how he says those lunches are so bad but literally my school foods would NEVER give you anything remotely edible. Fruit by the foot? As if!!!!

  • @nimra9631
    @nimra9631 5 лет назад +648

    This is legit luxury food compared to school lunches now. Now we have baby food with corn 🤮🤮🤢🤕

    • @pilarmontanogavira1860
      @pilarmontanogavira1860 5 лет назад +24

      where is the FBI when you need them
      im pretty sure that’s illegal

    • @parisin45
      @parisin45 5 лет назад +5

      T W
      If you don’t like corn you have a problem.

    • @pilarmontanogavira1860
      @pilarmontanogavira1860 5 лет назад +4

      JennieKate
      The corn in their school is probably gross and soggy so no duh they hate it

    • @Luka-bb2th
      @Luka-bb2th 5 лет назад +2

      Lol you guys are lucky in ausie we have to bring our own then yeah we don't have cafeterias

    • @squid878
      @squid878 5 лет назад

      T W ikr

  • @ashswearingum812
    @ashswearingum812 8 лет назад +538

    WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO THAT HAD THOSE LUNCHES?! WE GET WEEK OLD, WRINKLED HOTDOGS AND COLD SOUP. AND MILK THAT TASTES LIKE STALE CIGARETTES.

    • @honeyblonde3447
      @honeyblonde3447 8 лет назад +15

      YOU GET SOUP? WE GET 3 CHICKEN NUGGETS AND SQUISHY ROLLS WITH WEIRD YELLOW STUFF ON IT

    • @jessicaaranjo8167
      @jessicaaranjo8167 8 лет назад +2

      Idk what school you went to but we have dominos in the pizza line, stir fry in the Asian line, tacos and nachos in the Mexican line, and just more lines and such

    • @crowx328
      @crowx328 8 лет назад +1

      +Jessica Aranjo you lucky

    • @nekoghoulz
      @nekoghoulz 8 лет назад +5

      we don't get food. you have to bring your own food

    • @elle2737
      @elle2737 8 лет назад +1

      +Yokan KA That's good!

  • @bubblydollyt1623
    @bubblydollyt1623 3 года назад +4

    They get turkey! We used to get mystery meat casserole 🥘. No one knew what animal is was. Lol 😂

  • @lizzyhall7724
    @lizzyhall7724 6 лет назад +128

    Fun Fact: this girl had a yoo-hoo when i was in like 1st grade so i showed her my loose tooth and told her i’d give it to her when it fell out if she let me have it. long story short i got the yoo-hoo and moved 4 hours away shortly after

    • @thewendigo1009
      @thewendigo1009 6 лет назад +13

      ABAHAHSVS the fact that she wanted your tooth in the first place i can’t. i’m glad you got the yoo-hoo 🌞

    • @jennykincannon1130
      @jennykincannon1130 6 лет назад

      @Queen Kitkat Lol

    • @leahpather8684
      @leahpather8684 6 лет назад +1

      Nikolas cruz that's woohoo lmao

  • @WinchesterSister
    @WinchesterSister 5 лет назад +350

    I'm so glad that Shane called me a "rich ass kid" just cuz I eat babybel cheese.

    • @Nothing6nothing9
      @Nothing6nothing9 5 лет назад +5

      I've never had it

    • @sammysalmon6923
      @sammysalmon6923 5 лет назад +7

      Cheese is nasty

    • @panicghost4756
      @panicghost4756 5 лет назад +7

      @@sammysalmon6923 that was so not CHEESY! Ha ha, I'm gonna yeet myself into a pool *proceeds to yeet self into a pool*

    • @bbarelyalive
      @bbarelyalive 5 лет назад +1

      Me too 😂

    • @Aamendez
      @Aamendez 5 лет назад +1

      @@panicghost4756 r/youngkids

  • @alyssamichael4437
    @alyssamichael4437 6 лет назад +191

    I fr don’t eat lunch lol 😂 I skip it. Lmaoooo what school serves you guys fruit by the foot? My school serves us diseases 💀

  • @imjustkensie
    @imjustkensie 3 года назад +3

    “If you haven’t had this, get this.”
    *screams in lactose intolerant*