i went half blind but it came back because i was worthy

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    ‪@Graenolf‬
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  • @taaj_4079
    @taaj_4079 3 года назад +710

    This feels like a supercut of the kind of one-sided conversations you have with people on road trips.

    • @sweettea735
      @sweettea735 3 года назад +31

      Fr and it’s late at night and you’re both drinking cold coffee to stay awake.

    • @Morale_Booster
      @Morale_Booster 3 года назад +16

      @@sweettea735 you painted a picture I want to be a part of

    • @miss_anthrope5198
      @miss_anthrope5198 3 года назад +3

      Yeah and then for some reason after sharing you feel empty and regret why you had to talk so much

    • @sweettea735
      @sweettea735 3 года назад +2

      @@miss_anthrope5198 aaaaaaah so true

  • @noraeld5020
    @noraeld5020 3 года назад +667

    I feel like my mind is going half blind listening to this.

  • @Billybobalicious
    @Billybobalicious 3 года назад +558

    I like to imagine that you'd have to deal with this if Graenolf was your roommate.

  • @d3w15
    @d3w15 3 года назад +228

    Dude why are my favorite RUclipsrs so close to insanity whenever they can talk about whatever they want

  • @hannahwhatley8373
    @hannahwhatley8373 3 года назад +403

    Everything about this video--the chaotic stream-of-consciousness, the low-light aesthetic, the aside comments to yourself--I love it all. Did someone say ADHD? I'm here for it

    • @kaybee2286
      @kaybee2286 3 года назад +7

      or manic or hypomanic episode lol

    • @maxmustermann8321
      @maxmustermann8321 3 года назад +4

      Have it and the video seemed absolutely normal to me

    • @kaybee2286
      @kaybee2286 3 года назад +3

      @@maxmustermann8321 I work in psychiatry. When patients start talking about stuff and none of the thoughts seem connected, and it goes on and on, it’s a sign of it. Doesn’t mean it’s always that.

    • @hannahwhatley8373
      @hannahwhatley8373 3 года назад +1

      @@maxmustermann8321 I do too, haha! I was just saying it’s very ADHD, like me, and I love it 😂

  • @earthstar7534
    @earthstar7534 3 года назад +166

    This was chaos and yet the entire thing made sense from point A to B.

  • @theepicchipmunk2011
    @theepicchipmunk2011 3 года назад +636

    You should host a podcast featuring yourself

    • @OfishlNQOC
      @OfishlNQOC 3 года назад +15

      Just telling what ever story comes to mind at the time, that's a rollercoaster I'd ride 😹

    • @LBeeeeeee
      @LBeeeeeee 3 года назад +9

      Yeah him interviewing himself and then him responding.. meta.🥰

    • @celestialnoon
      @celestialnoon 3 года назад +3

      I second this

    • @AwesomeRara
      @AwesomeRara 3 года назад +4

      Here are 5 fun facts about Graenolf you’ll never expect *fun music*

    • @aksnails
      @aksnails 3 года назад +1

      Yes, I would listen to your podcast

  • @lauralucas3473
    @lauralucas3473 3 года назад +242

    Pls make more videos like this, it’s honestly so relaxing 😭😭

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 3 года назад +8

      I think he once read a comment saying that they absolutely love listening to him talk so maybe he's just going down that path a little? Idk. Either way, I think this kind of content is really nice.

  • @aly5s1a
    @aly5s1a 3 года назад +124

    As someone who is literally half blind, I'm honestly not surprised that Graenolf is worthy and I'm not.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 3 года назад +7

      Love your profile picture

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  3 года назад +50

      😂 stop. I kneel only to you.

  • @deborahcook2500
    @deborahcook2500 3 года назад +18

    If you walked up to me at a restaurant and sat across from me and gave me this monologue and then left it would be the best date I’ve ever been on.

  • @DJVevyVevs
    @DJVevyVevs 3 года назад +74

    Jesus fuck this is the visual representation of the conversations in my mind at all times of the day, ESPECIALLY when I want to sleep

  • @maemirabell5570
    @maemirabell5570 3 года назад +29

    This is the best explanation of ADHD i ever saw.

  • @verdammdeaggsd7736
    @verdammdeaggsd7736 3 года назад +32

    This whole video is so surreal. I feel like I'm in Oblivion and some random NPC is telling stories out of context.

  • @Cheiko18
    @Cheiko18 3 года назад +73

    This is what graenolf's podcast would sound like

    • @allisonblood1022
      @allisonblood1022 3 года назад +2

      Dude, I’d actually frickin’ love that 😮

  • @aidenmessenger6554
    @aidenmessenger6554 3 года назад +33

    I swear, dreams make more sense than this video.
    And I love it.

  • @stellajacobson231
    @stellajacobson231 3 года назад +69

    Is this how a person without ADHD feels like when talking to someone with ADHD? Cuz then I finally get why ppl say I switch topics often 😅

    • @lemonnugget293
      @lemonnugget293 3 года назад +7

      Right? Like I'm like that's me right there...😭

    • @stellajacobson231
      @stellajacobson231 3 года назад +1

      @@lemonnugget293 yeah same...😅😂

  • @BryceEdwardBrown
    @BryceEdwardBrown 3 года назад +281

    I wish was a cactus.

  • @CupOfThea97
    @CupOfThea97 3 года назад +56

    watching this feels like a fever dream. I love it lol

    • @hhgetz
      @hhgetz 3 года назад +1

      😂

  • @theepicchipmunk2011
    @theepicchipmunk2011 3 года назад +57

    Im about to get a colonoscopy and watching this before my appointment is really helping me calm my nerves

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 года назад +13

      Just say “deeper” and the doctor will be so weirded out the procedure will end.. but all seriousness good luck 🤞

    • @sweettea735
      @sweettea735 3 года назад +7

      @@firstlast9846 wtf 😭😭

  • @savannafrank4351
    @savannafrank4351 3 года назад +31

    Friend: your gonna feel like shit in 30 minutes
    Me: as a person who experiences migraines I 100% agree

  • @CaitlinnStoltz
    @CaitlinnStoltz 3 года назад +41

    This was a wild ride. I would totally listen to more.

  • @humeraisa3389
    @humeraisa3389 3 года назад +38

    I feel like I need a director's cut version of this if that makes sense

  • @destaabigael9004
    @destaabigael9004 3 года назад +15

    Honestly this channel is the insanity level I strive for

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 года назад +18

    He sounded like Ryan George there for a second.
    1: "I've never been in a room before, I don't know if I'm ready."
    2: "Well maybe we make like a sample room for you."

  • @catsonbrooms
    @catsonbrooms 3 года назад +18

    i have literally no clue what i just watched but i enjoyed it

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19
    @wouldntyouliketoknowweathe19 3 года назад +19

    I can listen to this for hours.

  • @wheeinitnow5823
    @wheeinitnow5823 3 года назад +15

    8 minutes of glorious tangents.

  • @Emilybackfisch
    @Emilybackfisch 3 года назад +28

    We need more videos like this and you should get back in touch with that girl from your past to see how she’s going, I’d be crazy if you found out she like a ceo or something

  • @MilleniumSasquatch
    @MilleniumSasquatch 3 года назад +6

    Finally, someone that can compete with the chaos of my inner dialogue

  • @mariethille3027
    @mariethille3027 3 года назад +2

    This feels like the conversations me and my friends have when we meet up for the first time in a few weeks and forget how to logically pick topics

  • @goopypegasus-7740
    @goopypegasus-7740 3 года назад +6

    Ocular migraine in the middle of high school gang. Although instead of a brain tumour my doctor had thought I might have had a retinal detachment

  • @marystone860
    @marystone860 3 года назад +14

    This was so cool and different! More please!

  • @ichrakhamadate9246
    @ichrakhamadate9246 3 года назад +4

    You know why I like your videos graenolf ,it's because there is this weirdness like a smart elegant weirdness but an intelligence like even the title like if it was a person he will say hi and he is handsome but just weirdo the way he puts his clothes okk...if anyone just felt what I say just tell me ...

  • @thaneofwhiterun3562
    @thaneofwhiterun3562 3 года назад +19

    That's a pretty metal title

  • @FalseJade
    @FalseJade 3 года назад +4

    as someone who gets migraines very often, i'm glad i have a new video to show people when they say "it's just a headache get over it"

  • @ShannonPowers
    @ShannonPowers 3 года назад +11

    I'm not that Shannon, but I'm watching your videos so I must being doing something right with my life.

  • @AnymousScreams
    @AnymousScreams 3 года назад +16

    I didn't know what to expect, but this was fantastic. Migraines are super fun, as someone who had a concussion and blacked out. Waking up to a migraine and foot pain is cool to experience all over again daily.

  • @alphaandliarize
    @alphaandliarize 3 года назад +4

    I'm so glad I'm multilingual because I can switch my mind to another language but I still want to watch him blabber.

  • @Angelique_92
    @Angelique_92 3 года назад +6

    Dude. I Suffer with migraines and the first time I had one I was so confused. I went to the ER and they gave me a cat scan and thought I had a tumor. I was vomiting, I had auras happening and couldn't see. Turned out it was my first migraine. Greaaaaaaat.

  • @mckenzie4607
    @mckenzie4607 3 года назад +2

    I experience migraines all the time and the second he starts to explain the vision going away I knew what was to come

  • @cirrus3223
    @cirrus3223 3 года назад +4

    This is like my brain talking to its self at 3AM

  • @skronkowski3596
    @skronkowski3596 3 года назад +2

    Shannon living the life

  • @KittyCelesteVRC
    @KittyCelesteVRC 3 года назад +21

    I hope you make these forever ^^💜

  • @skzanarchist
    @skzanarchist 3 года назад +6

    Don't ever stop making these videos

  • @Mikka0
    @Mikka0 3 года назад +7

    This. Is. A. Masterpiece.

  • @elainemamola5415
    @elainemamola5415 3 года назад +4

    I stopped paying attention for literally one second a have no idea how we got to shucking coconuts trees

  • @cleonidas2166
    @cleonidas2166 3 года назад +12

    We need more of this, way more of this 😆 Just talk about what's on your mind at that moment, it'll be fuckin gold 👌😆

  • @charleneolsen8479
    @charleneolsen8479 3 года назад +1

    I love the pure chaos I just experienced... I've never felt like this before

  • @heliosw8068
    @heliosw8068 3 года назад +3

    This is why I watch this channel its amazing

  • @katherinec.9609
    @katherinec.9609 3 года назад +4

    Thank you Graenolf. Always best quality content from ya.

  • @babynuggethead5576
    @babynuggethead5576 3 года назад +4

    Attractive and witty Capricorn man explains things ☺️

  • @ReviewGamesIsTerrible
    @ReviewGamesIsTerrible 3 года назад +19

    If the first five seconds, I already love the video

  • @smokingbluebunny
    @smokingbluebunny 3 года назад +4

    I got lost when we started with the coconut 🥥...story? That tied in with the migraine story and then we were on directors with no transition and I'm not sure but I totally agree about your point on directors haha

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 3 года назад +2

    This guy is so random but I love it.

  • @totalgoober
    @totalgoober 3 года назад +2

    If I get distracted for even one second while watching this, I have no idea what graenolf is talking about

  • @LR11306
    @LR11306 3 года назад

    This is a stand up comedy show I didn't intend to arrive at, but also can't leave, in a "car crash morbid curiosity" type of way.

  • @woo0018
    @woo0018 3 года назад +4

    Poor Shannon!

  • @BorderOllie
    @BorderOllie 3 года назад +4

    I really love this. Listening to you talk about whatever reminds me of some like old school Ryan Higa Off The Pill but if it was modernized lol

  • @mekamorg9635
    @mekamorg9635 3 года назад +4

    explaining black holes badly with Graenolf

  • @Emilybackfisch
    @Emilybackfisch 3 года назад +4

    Have you ever thought about how magick might be real but it’s so subtle that it’s basically just a series of placebo effects and strange things in the universe like superpositioning in quantum mechanics like maybe the universe is just a teacup that was shattered and magick is the gold that binds it back together in some twisted beautiful kind of kintsugi

  • @MetalMrJohnny
    @MetalMrJohnny 3 года назад +1

    This man is about to collapse into an insane mental breakdown if not already there

  • @Anastasia-ot6si
    @Anastasia-ot6si 3 года назад +1

    How more unhinged can he get?.. whatever the answer is, I'm here for it all

  • @Callmemck8
    @Callmemck8 3 года назад +3

    I've watched this intently and I'm still unconvinced that's not a taped up make-up brush he's holding

  • @mdsajedi3471
    @mdsajedi3471 3 года назад +3

    Great improv work man... GREAT!

  • @izaknuman5842
    @izaknuman5842 3 года назад +4

    I enjoyed this. Thank you

  • @gamingandanime9000
    @gamingandanime9000 3 года назад +2

    What was this?
    Starts from NASA to Migraine to Directors 😂

  • @frazadoodl
    @frazadoodl 3 года назад +2

    I feel like your brand is 'no explanation needed'

  • @ptownspazz7587
    @ptownspazz7587 3 года назад +1

    Yeah explaining what you see when you get a migraine is tough, and I can't help but laugh at myself when I think, "I know exactly what he's saying"

  • @JH-kh4dk
    @JH-kh4dk 3 года назад +2

    the new standup routine is looking good man. Keep it up

  • @miapotvin3396
    @miapotvin3396 3 года назад +1

    This was chaotic and beautiful

  • @l.36125
    @l.36125 3 года назад +3

    i have no idea what this video was about but i thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @settratheimperishable4093
    @settratheimperishable4093 3 года назад

    "You're gonna feel like shit in 30 minutes" *oh god the pain is so relatable*

  • @maybemurdoc
    @maybemurdoc 2 года назад

    out of the 5 years of watching Graenolf “i think ive died” was probably top 5 funniest things hes said in a video 😭 idk why that made me laugh so hard. also- side note. i feel like this video was just a trip through his brain 😭😭

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 3 года назад +2

    Hearing you rip on New Hampshire and KSC made my day! I haven't been able to escape either, haha!

  • @danihydrant9767
    @danihydrant9767 3 года назад +2

    This video gave me such an abundance of happiness.

  • @Zzghhbk
    @Zzghhbk 3 года назад +3

    I wish you had a podcast, then my life would be complete

  • @mydanshi6500
    @mydanshi6500 3 года назад +4

    Hilarious. Loved it. Still laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @shockedvictorian5910
    @shockedvictorian5910 2 года назад +1

    When the director is the actore is the writer is the eyes is the brain is the consciousness,the high school chorus, the 'migraine', painful satori... here's your note from the Universe...you're divine ✨ a.k.a. Big Fan of the way you work in this life Sir G

  • @FrustratedUnitedFan
    @FrustratedUnitedFan 3 года назад +10

    Oyfum reveal at 1 mil!!

  • @ahome3406
    @ahome3406 3 года назад

    I like how you go off-topic on 10 different stories.

  • @snugglecity3500
    @snugglecity3500 3 года назад +1

    I dont know what I just watched but I am fucking here for it

  • @Darkfyre755
    @Darkfyre755 3 года назад

    Please make a chaotic podcast just like this, my ADHD brain vibes with this so well dude

  • @ElijahJD1126
    @ElijahJD1126 3 года назад +4

    I'm very upset with this video. It was too short. Please make more videos like this, I really enjoy your storytelling and humor.

  • @Renantian
    @Renantian 3 года назад +2

    Cool rant about movie directors

  • @benjamingagne8
    @benjamingagne8 3 года назад

    Everything considered, one of the most clear and understandable monologues ever said

  • @nishattamannashemonti1668
    @nishattamannashemonti1668 3 года назад +2

    the blackhole thing is so real ///

  • @nochoiice
    @nochoiice 3 года назад +2

    lols ✋ the ice cream part, my acting coach has used this to the t

  • @thatsagoodmeme8004
    @thatsagoodmeme8004 3 года назад +3

    more vids like this would be very Pog

  • @anuliona3178
    @anuliona3178 3 года назад +1

    I really feel for Shannon, you read her to filth

  • @gabslattery8341
    @gabslattery8341 3 года назад +2

    This sounds like D.A.R.E skipped your school

  • @edoardoprevelato6577
    @edoardoprevelato6577 3 года назад +2

    I had that kind of migraine for YEARS. Visual difficulty and confusion, severe pain, and sensitivity to light are common sympthoms. In layman's terms, your brain is overclocking like fuck.

    • @carbsandhotsauce
      @carbsandhotsauce 3 года назад

      Numb fingers, losing the ability to speak, mini stroke basically

    • @edoardoprevelato6577
      @edoardoprevelato6577 3 года назад +1

      @@carbsandhotsauce numb fingers only at the beginning, and the speaking issues are part of the confusionary state. However, it has nothing to do with cardiovascular problems, it's completely neurological.

  • @writingwofl5836
    @writingwofl5836 3 года назад +2

    I had the same. First I was like. Ohgh, something is wrong my teacher is glitching, i turn to my neighbour and his face is just like Graenolf said half glitching. I thought i was getting blind so I cried. Then it was gone, and I was like eheheeh. Next my head exploded.

  • @rosiaidek
    @rosiaidek 3 года назад +1

    this has no right being so funny

  • @shannonberp
    @shannonberp 3 года назад +2

    Me internally screaming cause Graenolf said my name

  • @nateatherton334
    @nateatherton334 3 года назад +2

    The vestibule...... it changed me

  • @abbleapple6400
    @abbleapple6400 3 года назад +3

    Facial expressions are very important

  • @whereverover
    @whereverover 3 года назад +1

    the vestibule part made the fat on abs hurt from laughter

    • @aly5s1a
      @aly5s1a 3 года назад

      Abs? Can't relate

  • @soapy9142
    @soapy9142 3 года назад +1

    this felt like a dream

  • @lionessoftheseas
    @lionessoftheseas 3 года назад +1

    I'm so confused whether this is a lecture or just...chaotic genius ranting manifested from... somewhere. But do more of these.

  •  3 года назад +1

    I could listen to this for hours I’m not joking