Yup, the paper bookmarks always somehow shimmy further down into the crevice of the two papers it's between and then I have to flip through a lot of pages to find the one I was on
@@1996Pinocchio completely agreed. Irks me so much when people do that instead of grabbing one of the numerous nearby objects that would function just the same.
An underrated aspect of these videos is how it feels like a collection of interviews from a few different characters, a couple of them recurring. And it’s all the more hilarious
"When I was 11 I was a paper boy. A gust of wind would knock me over, " I'm not proud to say that it took awhile for me to understand, but when I did, I was laughing my ass off. 💀
at first i thought it was a reference to the video game and how just anything could kill you. then i realized he is not old enough to have played a NES and now i am going to take my old man pills and have a nap.
@@assistingoak3129 no but I would if I had a salt lamp, as long as it doesn't have a sealant on it. I did however use exclusively deer Himalayan salt lick for a year and a half. I compared the minerals to the those in regular Himalayan salt and everything in it was the same for like a 20th of the price.
@rambunctiousvegetable nothing too much outside of creepy vibes but I remember that drying dishes would "settle" frequently but it always sounded really strange, my mom saw a little girl at least three times, my dad (who doesn't believe in ghosts) saw the same little girl once, and my older sister claims that at night she would feel someone lightly walk on her but she thought it was just the fan blowing air on her blankets but realized after we moved out that fans don't do thst to blankets.
@rambunctiousvegetable you're good! I don't actually know if I believe in ghosts so I completely understand. The creepy vibes were that I always felt like I was being watched all the time and the little girl was about my older sister's height at the time but had blonde hair when we all had brown hair.
“Hey Jimmother, we don’t have any more orange juice, go down to the store and get some pear and peach juice, so we can mimic the flavor of orange juice.”
From INTP what a intro It was great 🤣 put of no where this whole video is great greanolf is my favorite person of all time besides the rock I wish u luck out there .
I have said several of these in my life, sometimes on multiple occasions. I'm not going to specify which, but I feel that if I don't then people will believe I read the terms and conditions and enjoy scenic Instagram stories.
Everyone asks where is the low table, but no one asks how is the low table? Is he alright? 😂😂 The inclusion of “I love filming in public” was a masterful and flawless use of a spontaneous event. Bravo, my man.
I’m not kidding my friend Johnny gave me that back in middle school because it was way too big for him at the time. Thankfully, it fits me swimmingly now.
I love making the “Things” vids. Gimme some ideas for future ones you want to see. ♥️ ya happy Sunday
Things cats do
I’ve got an idea, slowly reintroduce oyfums
Things no horror movie does
Things vegans say
Skyrim!!!
"Haw-yee" might be the most cursed thing I've heard all year
I died
Make it worse by adding a t to the end haw-yeet
Boycow
@@artenthusiastae7196 Tomska said it :)
They always say 'yee-haw', but they never ask 'haw yee?'
The truest thing nobody says: “Ach, finally! I’ve run out of the toilet paper!”
Give it another 2 months. all those people from the beginning of the plandemic who bought every roll they could, should be running out around then.
probably, those selling toilet paper would be as enthusiastic about it..
If you were building some sort of toilet tube construction and you needed 1 more toilet roll then maybe you would.
@@utsunyan7845 wouldn't be a finally, i feel like tp is always sold out tbh lol
The bookmark one is so accurate. As a reader, I once used an earring as an emergency bookmark.
😂 literally will use a rotten peach just don’t let me forget it’s page 81
Yup, the paper bookmarks always somehow shimmy further down into the crevice of the two papers it's between and then I have to flip through a lot of pages to find the one I was on
Everything's better than folding it or ripping the edge of the page.
@@1996Pinocchio completely agreed. Irks me so much when people do that instead of grabbing one of the numerous nearby objects that would function just the same.
I just use a one dollar bill rather than spending $1.99 on a bookmark.
"If your brain ever has a thought, it's always correct!" 🤣 Lots of good ones! The people walking by was funny!😂
😎
"I love filming in public"
Mans screaming inside
Awkward moment captured for us. Cracked up
he was on the edge of a trail, he was waiting for it
@@harmondraws XD Thats when leaving the room, you might bump into humans lol
I play the trombone competitively and I feel personally attacked by this video
good lmao
Oh yeah, what rank are you?
@@GunGun-cf3ss fax
Yo answer him you coward what rank are you
Haha, feel the pain of my existence
- someone who plays the viola competitively
An underrated aspect of these videos is how it feels like a collection of interviews from a few different characters, a couple of them recurring. And it’s all the more hilarious
it is perfectly acceptable to call a trombone player a tromboner.
Lol 😂 I hope he reads this …so funny
Graenolf's the only person who says that, he's the chosen one.
"When I was 11 I was a paper boy. A gust of wind would knock me over, " I'm not proud to say that it took awhile for me to understand, but when I did, I was laughing my ass off. 💀
Plz explain am dumb
@@enricovangelderen6464 I just got it, I think it meant that he would be made of paper. A boy made of paper. Paper boy😂
@@silasszklany9883 thanks
ngl strong winds sometimes throw me off balance a little bit
at first i thought it was a reference to the video game and how just anything could kill you. then i realized he is not old enough to have played a NES and now i am going to take my old man pills and have a nap.
"the truth" fucking killed me jesus
That was my suggestion! He had a suggestion box on his insta story and I was shocked when he messaged me and said he was going to use it!!
I'm sorry to say that I didn't get it.
@@MalcontentFlower nobody says the truth
POV: You're on a weird date that's not going well
The thoughts that go through this man's head really amazes me
I think that mobile home is haunted. Damn that got me. Well done Graenolf.
+1 "This small rock in my shoe doesn't bother me - Its actually an enjoyable sensation"
i appreciate you went out into nature to record this even tho it has Nothing to do with the video
🥰🥰
I will never be able to understand how you became such a fucking genius
I wear a rubber band around my wrist when I go out. 🤫🧠⚡️
@@Graenolf This is the most believable thing you've ever said.
You're the best, Graenolf. This is funny as hell.
I feel personally attacked by that salt lamp part
You've shaved a salt lamp? °-°
@@assistingoak3129 no but I would if I had a salt lamp, as long as it doesn't have a sealant on it. I did however use exclusively deer Himalayan salt lick for a year and a half. I compared the minerals to the those in regular Himalayan salt and everything in it was the same for like a 20th of the price.
@@get6149 do you have a mass spectrometer at home?
@@Siara87 why
@@get6149 you compered minerals in them.
“IT’S NOT GOING IN MY FUCKING BOOK”
😆 broke me
The part where he said the truth really got me
Organ donor joke was the funniest part
Impeccable
I recognize the fanny pack one, brought back memories lmao
"I love filming in public" that one wasn't even planned too
“Haw Yee!”
As a Texan, I can confirm nobody says this….. sadly.
Texas gang
I want to leave lol
4:16 is delivered so convincingly it felt real
I loved the bit about having to beat the tsunami 😂
The constipation one really got me haha keep up the great work man 💕
3:07 I actually lived in a mobile home that was probably haunted. Creepiest 800 Sq ft area I've ever been in for an extended period of time.
Anything can be haunted. Anything.
@rambunctiousvegetable nothing too much outside of creepy vibes but I remember that drying dishes would "settle" frequently but it always sounded really strange, my mom saw a little girl at least three times, my dad (who doesn't believe in ghosts) saw the same little girl once, and my older sister claims that at night she would feel someone lightly walk on her but she thought it was just the fan blowing air on her blankets but realized after we moved out that fans don't do thst to blankets.
@rambunctiousvegetable you're good! I don't actually know if I believe in ghosts so I completely understand. The creepy vibes were that I always felt like I was being watched all the time and the little girl was about my older sister's height at the time but had blonde hair when we all had brown hair.
Is no one going to mention the "I love filming in public" one?
Im impressed with how casual you were after said that.
You’re right I have never heard anyone say these👏🍻
I love how you slipped some Bo Burnham in there 🤣
Which ones? I love Bo but he just has so much content out there I can’t catch all of it
@@thedestroyasystem The fanny pack one😝
“Hey Jimmother, we don’t have any more orange juice, go down to the store and get some pear and peach juice, so we can mimic the flavor of orange juice.”
2:50 the fact that I have Covid while watching this has me dead
Me too!
The catcalling one was awesome-
Keep doing the funny thing funky man :)!
I fucking enjoy watching this type of whaterveness, love your videos always make me smile!
"Haw yee" really just GOT me 😂😂😂
“Hawwww…YEE” sent me. 🤣🤣🤣
Things non-artists say about art. As an artist, I know there is a definite list for this lol
How long did that digital piece take, 30 minutes? No but its easier right cos its a computer?
@@gitsurfer27 Yes! All the time
Been here since the Skyrim videos, your humor has always been top
I've got to try that swim out tip next time I see a tsunami forming
From INTP
what a intro It was great 🤣 put of no where this whole video is great greanolf is my favorite person of all time besides the rock I wish u luck out there .
Gosh this cracked me up !!! 🤣
🤗
The fanny pack bit KILLED me 😂😂😂
I have said several of these in my life, sometimes on multiple occasions. I'm not going to specify which, but I feel that if I don't then people will believe I read the terms and conditions and enjoy scenic Instagram stories.
w h a t
It was the constipation one. You said the constipation one and you can’t convince me otherwise.
I'M DYING. These are legit so good.
The tsunami one killed me lmao!!
I like the cat calling gender pronouns 😂
The “HAW YEE” and backwards whistle really killed me
“Haw yee” got me🤠
That trombone player skit acting was phenomenal. I've sent this video to my supervisor. We'll be in touch.
I loved the Instagram story landscapes one .. very funny 😄
When he said "the truth" I really felt that
1:14 um.. I say this to anybody I find asleep in public. The ensuing panic is hilarious.
"The truth" that one hit too close to home
Me who actually reads the terms in condition most of the time: 🙂
Here’s one.
“I’m sure graenolf will make another gaming video”
360 degree videos of the landscape are the worst! Haha, I loved your sarcasm in that clip 😆
Omg the Covid joke 😭😭🤣 that was too good
What a unique genre of absurd this talented nolf has come up with
I would be honored to induct you as a Nolf. A T. K. Nolf
THE TRUTH ~genius~
Everyone asks where is the low table, but no one asks how is the low table? Is he alright? 😂😂
The inclusion of “I love filming in public” was a masterful and flawless use of a spontaneous event. Bravo, my man.
"i wanna be the Jimmy Hendricks of trombone"
This was a video. Job, Graenolf!
I've 100% heard the firework one
Thanks Graenolf - another very enjoyable post. Btw I totally agree with the bookmark statement 🙂
I DO love chewing on the ground beans in the bottom of my coffee 👹
ooo yay I still have some left
*mistake*
I have exams this week and this helped me cope lmao
" a gust of wind would knock me over"
my guy i need to know where you got your sweater
I’m not kidding my friend Johnny gave me that back in middle school because it was way too big for him at the time. Thankfully, it fits me swimmingly now.
lol. You make my life better Graenolf. :) xo
xo
Hilarious as always, bro!
A Stevie Ray Vaughan mention?! That's always an upvote and approving comment.
The crying at the “Mom Dad” part was great acting tho
Love that new way of looking at constipation. It sure does save on toilet paper.
That fanny-pack joke was definitely from Bo Burnham's 'What', but I just love this vid, so I'll let it slide (for now, lol)
Ooooooohhhh, good catch! People SHOULD be called out for stuff like that, but so respectfully as you did. 😉
Until it happens again. 😈🤪
I actually haven’t seen it : ) But makes sense that would be covered before
4:53 I really hope those people who walked behind you heard what you said 🤣
2:13 aaaaa lol that's so perfect
The paper boy one got me. Got me good.
Hawww - YE! hahahahaha this was hilarious
🤦🏼🙈🙈 thought I was going to be watching a video all about a haunted rv lol this is great
Your chuckle at the end of “Haw Yee!” Killed me.
I had to rewind a few times to hear what that bystander said. I thought she literally said “I don’t want to touch your thing” she may as well have 😂😂😂
1:55 I actually apologize to inanimate objects for hitting them all the time.
I literally use anything for a bookmark. Paper scrap, hairbrush, phone, loose string. The only thing I don't do is dog ear
0:35 this is literally my dad. He actually likes that for some reason.
hawYee caught me sooo of guard. Jesus that felt wrong.
"The Truth" after the build up of balance running on a limb just kills me.
Havnet seen such a great intro like that since wolf of wall street well done 👍💯 also maybe a what twitch streamers say could be funny??
Things people say when they encounter Graenolf filming 😬
Now this is just Graenolf making me concerned.
That tsunami thing actually makes alot of sense if you have nothing nearby to run to.
ok but that old people one was RUTHLESS
lol the whose line is it anyway reference got me choking on my drink
This is my favorite video by far
the dad saying "I love you" at the end of the tsunami one
That tsunami one actually sounds beleivable
the absolute range in this video is astounding