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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2024

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  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  2 года назад +559

    I love making the “Things” vids. Gimme some ideas for future ones you want to see. ♥️ ya happy Sunday

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF 2 года назад +643

    "Haw-yee" might be the most cursed thing I've heard all year

  • @Gintoki881
    @Gintoki881 2 года назад +819

    The truest thing nobody says: “Ach, finally! I’ve run out of the toilet paper!”

    • @get6149
      @get6149 2 года назад +15

      Give it another 2 months. all those people from the beginning of the plandemic who bought every roll they could, should be running out around then.

    • @utsunyan7845
      @utsunyan7845 2 года назад +4

      probably, those selling toilet paper would be as enthusiastic about it..

    • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
      @matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 года назад +3

      If you were building some sort of toilet tube construction and you needed 1 more toilet roll then maybe you would.

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 2 года назад +1

      @@utsunyan7845 wouldn't be a finally, i feel like tp is always sold out tbh lol

  • @Theesevennstarss
    @Theesevennstarss 2 года назад +717

    The bookmark one is so accurate. As a reader, I once used an earring as an emergency bookmark.

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 года назад +195

      😂 literally will use a rotten peach just don’t let me forget it’s page 81

    • @lazarus9353
      @lazarus9353 2 года назад +18

      Yup, the paper bookmarks always somehow shimmy further down into the crevice of the two papers it's between and then I have to flip through a lot of pages to find the one I was on

    • @1996Pinocchio
      @1996Pinocchio 2 года назад +17

      Everything's better than folding it or ripping the edge of the page.

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 года назад +8

      @@1996Pinocchio completely agreed. Irks me so much when people do that instead of grabbing one of the numerous nearby objects that would function just the same.

    • @randomloser5271
      @randomloser5271 2 года назад +14

      I just use a one dollar bill rather than spending $1.99 on a bookmark.

  • @BlubbryVM
    @BlubbryVM 2 года назад +264

    "I love filming in public"
    Mans screaming inside

    • @marcwemtrust1480
      @marcwemtrust1480 2 года назад +8

      Awkward moment captured for us. Cracked up

    • @harmondraws
      @harmondraws 2 года назад +3

      he was on the edge of a trail, he was waiting for it

    • @marcwemtrust1480
      @marcwemtrust1480 2 года назад +3

      @@harmondraws XD Thats when leaving the room, you might bump into humans lol

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne 2 года назад +253

    "If your brain ever has a thought, it's always correct!" 🤣 Lots of good ones! The people walking by was funny!😂

  • @richardmladek1330
    @richardmladek1330 2 года назад +222

    I play the trombone competitively and I feel personally attacked by this video

  • @Vixter_likes_talking
    @Vixter_likes_talking 2 года назад +466

    "When I was 11 I was a paper boy. A gust of wind would knock me over, " I'm not proud to say that it took awhile for me to understand, but when I did, I was laughing my ass off. 💀

    • @enricovangelderen6464
      @enricovangelderen6464 2 года назад +21

      Plz explain am dumb

    • @enricovangelderen6464
      @enricovangelderen6464 2 года назад +7

      @Silas Szklany thanks

    • @seanplaysgames2551
      @seanplaysgames2551 2 года назад +15

      ngl strong winds sometimes throw me off balance a little bit

    • @sebcw1204
      @sebcw1204 2 года назад +6

      at first i thought it was a reference to the video game and how just anything could kill you. then i realized he is not old enough to have played a NES and now i am going to take my old man pills and have a nap.

    • @bunnyhopie
      @bunnyhopie 2 года назад +1

      @@enricovangelderen6464 old people always say they used to walk to school uphills, in snow, bad weather, no matter what

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon 2 года назад +184

    Graenolf's the only person who says that, he's the chosen one.

  • @sebcw1204
    @sebcw1204 2 года назад +230

    it is perfectly acceptable to call a trombone player a tromboner.

    • @bundsta324
      @bundsta324 2 года назад +4

      Lol 😂 I hope he reads this …so funny

  • @codylakin288
    @codylakin288 2 года назад +47

    An underrated aspect of these videos is how it feels like a collection of interviews from a few different characters, a couple of them recurring. And it’s all the more hilarious

  • @trains_gardener
    @trains_gardener 2 года назад +81

    "the truth" fucking killed me jesus

    • @abigail_7216
      @abigail_7216 2 года назад +11

      That was my suggestion! He had a suggestion box on his insta story and I was shocked when he messaged me and said he was going to use it!!

    • @MalcontentFlower
      @MalcontentFlower 2 года назад

      I'm sorry to say that I didn't get it.

    • @homelikebrick42
      @homelikebrick42 Год назад +1

      @@MalcontentFlower nobody says the truth

  • @MrSoundtracksGalore
    @MrSoundtracksGalore 2 года назад +60

    POV: You're on a weird date that's not going well

  • @Little_Miss_Limerence
    @Little_Miss_Limerence 2 года назад +89

    The thoughts that go through this man's head really amazes me

  • @Will0Wisp1
    @Will0Wisp1 2 года назад +115

    +1 "This small rock in my shoe doesn't bother me - Its actually an enjoyable sensation"

  • @austinohlrich9370
    @austinohlrich9370 2 года назад +89

    I think that mobile home is haunted. Damn that got me. Well done Graenolf.

  • @asserm.8047
    @asserm.8047 2 года назад +175

    i appreciate you went out into nature to record this even tho it has Nothing to do with the video

  • @blue47186
    @blue47186 2 года назад +80

    You're the best, Graenolf. This is funny as hell.

  • @AthenaBaucum
    @AthenaBaucum 2 года назад +31

    3:07 I actually lived in a mobile home that was probably haunted. Creepiest 800 Sq ft area I've ever been in for an extended period of time.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 2 года назад +1

      Anything can be haunted. Anything.

    • @AthenaBaucum
      @AthenaBaucum 2 года назад

      @rambunctiousvegetable nothing too much outside of creepy vibes but I remember that drying dishes would "settle" frequently but it always sounded really strange, my mom saw a little girl at least three times, my dad (who doesn't believe in ghosts) saw the same little girl once, and my older sister claims that at night she would feel someone lightly walk on her but she thought it was just the fan blowing air on her blankets but realized after we moved out that fans don't do thst to blankets.

    • @AthenaBaucum
      @AthenaBaucum 2 года назад

      @rambunctiousvegetable you're good! I don't actually know if I believe in ghosts so I completely understand. The creepy vibes were that I always felt like I was being watched all the time and the little girl was about my older sister's height at the time but had blonde hair when we all had brown hair.

  • @homelessAmish
    @homelessAmish 2 года назад +28

    You’re right I have never heard anyone say these👏🍻

  • @cinnabard955
    @cinnabard955 2 года назад +18

    I recognize the fanny pack one, brought back memories lmao

  • @luminoustorus548
    @luminoustorus548 2 года назад +8

    “IT’S NOT GOING IN MY FUCKING BOOK”
    😆 broke me

  • @lazarus9353
    @lazarus9353 2 года назад +15

    4:16 is delivered so convincingly it felt real

  • @aliddlebird
    @aliddlebird 2 года назад +65

    I will never be able to understand how you became such a fucking genius

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 года назад +37

      I wear a rubber band around my wrist when I go out. 🤫🧠⚡️

    • @amandamills4410
      @amandamills4410 2 года назад +4

      @@Graenolf This is the most believable thing you've ever said.

  • @get6149
    @get6149 2 года назад +41

    I feel personally attacked by that salt lamp part

    • @assistingoak3129
      @assistingoak3129 2 года назад +3

      You've shaved a salt lamp? °-°

    • @get6149
      @get6149 2 года назад +3

      @@assistingoak3129 no but I would if I had a salt lamp, as long as it doesn't have a sealant on it. I did however use exclusively deer Himalayan salt lick for a year and a half. I compared the minerals to the those in regular Himalayan salt and everything in it was the same for like a 20th of the price.

    • @Siara87
      @Siara87 2 года назад

      @@get6149 do you have a mass spectrometer at home?

    • @get6149
      @get6149 2 года назад

      @@Siara87 why

    • @Siara87
      @Siara87 2 года назад

      @@get6149 you compered minerals in them.

  • @reaperking7431
    @reaperking7431 2 года назад +15

    The part where he said the truth really got me

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 года назад +16

    “Haw Yee!”
    As a Texan, I can confirm nobody says this….. sadly.

  • @Steenern
    @Steenern 2 года назад +18

    Organ donor joke was the funniest part

  • @Billybobalicious
    @Billybobalicious 2 года назад +18

    Im impressed with how casual you were after said that.

  • @bloopbloop9687
    @bloopbloop9687 2 года назад +12

    "I love filming in public" that one wasn't even planned too

  • @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849
    @dwoktheraynejonsohn4849 2 года назад +12

    I loved the bit about having to beat the tsunami 😂

  • @joaolucasanderson6463
    @joaolucasanderson6463 2 года назад +5

    I fucking enjoy watching this type of whaterveness, love your videos always make me smile!

  • @justanotherperson3076
    @justanotherperson3076 2 года назад +8

    Been here since the Skyrim videos, your humor has always been top

  • @OwnyOne
    @OwnyOne 2 года назад +24

    Is no one going to mention the "I love filming in public" one?

  • @crimson-nautilus
    @crimson-nautilus 2 года назад +18

    The constipation one really got me haha keep up the great work man 💕

  • @Sweetiegrrl2346
    @Sweetiegrrl2346 2 года назад +8

    I love how you slipped some Bo Burnham in there 🤣

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 года назад +3

      Which ones? I love Bo but he just has so much content out there I can’t catch all of it

    • @Miss-Hellcat666
      @Miss-Hellcat666 2 года назад +2

      @@thedestroyasystem The fanny pack one😝

  • @I_Steal_Memes
    @I_Steal_Memes 2 года назад +33

    2:50 the fact that I have Covid while watching this has me dead

  • @ninjagamer1359
    @ninjagamer1359 2 года назад +3

    I'M DYING. These are legit so good.

  • @johannabrennanax7294
    @johannabrennanax7294 2 года назад +4

    I loved the Instagram story landscapes one .. very funny 😄

  • @djcgjhvicbimgvvn
    @djcgjhvicbimgvvn 2 года назад +18

    I've got to try that swim out tip next time I see a tsunami forming

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 2 года назад +8

    “Hey Jimmother, we don’t have any more orange juice, go down to the store and get some pear and peach juice, so we can mimic the flavor of orange juice.”

  • @astrophel2355
    @astrophel2355 2 года назад +2

    The catcalling one was awesome-
    Keep doing the funny thing funky man :)!

  • @realyoutubecommenter
    @realyoutubecommenter 2 года назад +3

    This was a video. Job, Graenolf!

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Год назад +1

    “Hawwww…YEE” sent me. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anuliona3178
    @anuliona3178 2 года назад +4

    THE TRUTH ~genius~

  • @devsox1
    @devsox1 2 года назад +1

    "The truth" that one hit too close to home

  • @brookes9100
    @brookes9100 2 года назад +1

    "Haw yee" really just GOT me 😂😂😂

  • @orpheus6398
    @orpheus6398 2 года назад +8

    Me who actually reads the terms in condition most of the time: 🙂

  • @frostyhannah
    @frostyhannah Год назад +1

    I literally use anything for a bookmark. Paper scrap, hairbrush, phone, loose string. The only thing I don't do is dog ear

  • @JadeJustineTowse
    @JadeJustineTowse 2 года назад

    360 degree videos of the landscape are the worst! Haha, I loved your sarcasm in that clip 😆

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 2 года назад +22

    I have said several of these in my life, sometimes on multiple occasions. I'm not going to specify which, but I feel that if I don't then people will believe I read the terms and conditions and enjoy scenic Instagram stories.

    • @andyo3637
      @andyo3637 2 года назад +1

      w h a t

    • @thedestroyasystem
      @thedestroyasystem 2 года назад +3

      It was the constipation one. You said the constipation one and you can’t convince me otherwise.

  • @isaachester8475
    @isaachester8475 Год назад +1

    The “HAW YEE” and backwards whistle really killed me

  • @yamakasi4280
    @yamakasi4280 2 года назад +1

    When he said "the truth" I really felt that

  • @spiritperceptions4160
    @spiritperceptions4160 Год назад +1

    Thanks Graenolf - another very enjoyable post. Btw I totally agree with the bookmark statement 🙂

  • @kelwesblake
    @kelwesblake 2 года назад +5

    Gosh this cracked me up !!! 🤣

  • @oj4158
    @oj4158 2 года назад +5

    From INTP
    what a intro It was great 🤣 put of no where this whole video is great greanolf is my favorite person of all time besides the rock I wish u luck out there .

  • @4wilmo
    @4wilmo 2 года назад +2

    1:14 um.. I say this to anybody I find asleep in public. The ensuing panic is hilarious.

  • @TK-yt8iz
    @TK-yt8iz 2 года назад +1

    What a unique genre of absurd this talented nolf has come up with

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 года назад +1

      I would be honored to induct you as a Nolf. A T. K. Nolf

  • @erinbond5106
    @erinbond5106 2 года назад +1

    Things people say when they encounter Graenolf filming 😬

  • @Omenvreer
    @Omenvreer 2 года назад +1

    That trombone player skit acting was phenomenal. I've sent this video to my supervisor. We'll be in touch.

  • @maxdecember7485
    @maxdecember7485 2 года назад +4

    “Haw yee” got me🤠

  • @norahope3775
    @norahope3775 2 года назад +1

    The fanny pack bit KILLED me 😂😂😂

  • @lycorisrad
    @lycorisrad 2 года назад +4

    I have exams this week and this helped me cope lmao

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee 2 года назад +3

    A Stevie Ray Vaughan mention?! That's always an upvote and approving comment.

  • @perisplayground
    @perisplayground 2 года назад +1

    YES!! The middle of the ocean is probably closer than running off to some hill,,

  • @music0cool
    @music0cool 2 года назад +3

    The tsunami one killed me lmao!!

  • @Violet-rv1fv
    @Violet-rv1fv 2 года назад +3

    2:13 aaaaa lol that's so perfect

  • @InvasionAnimation
    @InvasionAnimation 2 года назад +3

    1:55 I actually apologize to inanimate objects for hitting them all the time.

  • @hannahtoews3988
    @hannahtoews3988 2 года назад +12

    my guy i need to know where you got your sweater

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 года назад +17

      I’m not kidding my friend Johnny gave me that back in middle school because it was way too big for him at the time. Thankfully, it fits me swimmingly now.

  • @MyPrec7ous
    @MyPrec7ous 2 года назад +41

    Things non-artists say about art. As an artist, I know there is a definite list for this lol

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 2 года назад

      How long did that digital piece take, 30 minutes? No but its easier right cos its a computer?

    • @MyPrec7ous
      @MyPrec7ous 2 года назад

      @@gitsurfer27 Yes! All the time

  • @totorishop
    @totorishop 2 года назад +5

    lol. You make my life better Graenolf. :) xo

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 2 года назад +1

    Hilariously, we do have a running joke about our RVs (caravans, actually) being haunted

  • @Savannah-ez2wp
    @Savannah-ez2wp 2 года назад +4

    This is my favorite video by far

  • @thejaimebush
    @thejaimebush 2 года назад

    🤌🏼🤌🏼 i adore this style of your content! indeed always a delightful watch with many laughs💙

  • @mrious01
    @mrious01 2 года назад +1

    ive actually been wanting to break out my guitar and play wonderwall just for the fun of it for a few years now, thats also one of the reasons im going to learn to play it

  • @Noah-ne4qb
    @Noah-ne4qb 2 года назад +5

    Here’s one.
    “I’m sure graenolf will make another gaming video”

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 2 года назад +2

    " a gust of wind would knock me over"

  • @lindsayfriedrich4117
    @lindsayfriedrich4117 2 года назад

    Your chuckle at the end of “Haw Yee!” Killed me.

  • @jonaspen
    @jonaspen 2 года назад +6

    I've 100% heard the firework one

  • @AK-jt7kh
    @AK-jt7kh 2 года назад +3

    I like the cat calling gender pronouns 😂

  • @elfieharper
    @elfieharper Год назад +1

    4:53 I really hope those people who walked behind you heard what you said 🤣

  • @gringo5282
    @gringo5282 2 года назад +3

    0:35 this is literally my dad. He actually likes that for some reason.

  • @gooselaughter5149
    @gooselaughter5149 2 года назад +2

    Omg the Covid joke 😭😭🤣 that was too good

  • @ItBePatYo
    @ItBePatYo 2 года назад +5

    Hilarious as always, bro!

  • @tinydancer6767
    @tinydancer6767 2 года назад +1

    the absolute range in this video is astounding

  • @magnusbevaart2477
    @magnusbevaart2477 2 года назад

    This is probably my favorite series!

  • @tomasjosefpiano8902
    @tomasjosefpiano8902 2 года назад +1

    hawYee caught me sooo of guard. Jesus that felt wrong.

  • @annahart69
    @annahart69 2 года назад +1

    “…but I need you to believe in me🙏🏻”

  • @katherinec.9609
    @katherinec.9609 2 года назад +1

    Now this is just Graenolf making me concerned.

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 2 года назад

    The crying at the “Mom Dad” part was great acting tho

  • @kiel1373
    @kiel1373 2 года назад +1

    Hawww - YE! hahahahaha this was hilarious

  • @itsnotDandelion
    @itsnotDandelion 2 года назад +14

    "i wanna be the Jimmy Hendricks of trombone"

  • @augustsmith9553
    @augustsmith9553 2 года назад +2

    you seem to only want positive feedback, so; loved seeing you, generally laugh along with most of your stuff

  • @hughmungous775
    @hughmungous775 2 года назад +2

    The truth.. 😂😂

  • @marianagalvez1126
    @marianagalvez1126 2 года назад +5

    I DO love chewing on the ground beans in the bottom of my coffee 👹

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  2 года назад +7

      ooo yay I still have some left
      *mistake*

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Год назад +1

    Since a one-dollar bill functions just as well to keep your place, I've begun giving this advice: If you've paid more than a dollar for a bookmark, you've been hustled.

  • @aidanrobertsturner3259
    @aidanrobertsturner3259 2 года назад +2

    The trombone bit. I feel seen

  • @faithtomorrow
    @faithtomorrow 2 года назад +1

    I had to rewind a few times to hear what that bystander said. I thought she literally said “I don’t want to touch your thing” she may as well have 😂😂😂

  • @kbrock9146
    @kbrock9146 2 года назад

    The paper boy one got me. Got me good.

  • @killswell
    @killswell Год назад

    lol the whose line is it anyway reference got me choking on my drink