Yup, the paper bookmarks always somehow shimmy further down into the crevice of the two papers it's between and then I have to flip through a lot of pages to find the one I was on
@@1996Pinocchio completely agreed. Irks me so much when people do that instead of grabbing one of the numerous nearby objects that would function just the same.
"When I was 11 I was a paper boy. A gust of wind would knock me over, " I'm not proud to say that it took awhile for me to understand, but when I did, I was laughing my ass off. 💀
at first i thought it was a reference to the video game and how just anything could kill you. then i realized he is not old enough to have played a NES and now i am going to take my old man pills and have a nap.
An underrated aspect of these videos is how it feels like a collection of interviews from a few different characters, a couple of them recurring. And it’s all the more hilarious
@rambunctiousvegetable nothing too much outside of creepy vibes but I remember that drying dishes would "settle" frequently but it always sounded really strange, my mom saw a little girl at least three times, my dad (who doesn't believe in ghosts) saw the same little girl once, and my older sister claims that at night she would feel someone lightly walk on her but she thought it was just the fan blowing air on her blankets but realized after we moved out that fans don't do thst to blankets.
@rambunctiousvegetable you're good! I don't actually know if I believe in ghosts so I completely understand. The creepy vibes were that I always felt like I was being watched all the time and the little girl was about my older sister's height at the time but had blonde hair when we all had brown hair.
@@assistingoak3129 no but I would if I had a salt lamp, as long as it doesn't have a sealant on it. I did however use exclusively deer Himalayan salt lick for a year and a half. I compared the minerals to the those in regular Himalayan salt and everything in it was the same for like a 20th of the price.
“Hey Jimmother, we don’t have any more orange juice, go down to the store and get some pear and peach juice, so we can mimic the flavor of orange juice.”
I have said several of these in my life, sometimes on multiple occasions. I'm not going to specify which, but I feel that if I don't then people will believe I read the terms and conditions and enjoy scenic Instagram stories.
From INTP what a intro It was great 🤣 put of no where this whole video is great greanolf is my favorite person of all time besides the rock I wish u luck out there .
I’m not kidding my friend Johnny gave me that back in middle school because it was way too big for him at the time. Thankfully, it fits me swimmingly now.
ive actually been wanting to break out my guitar and play wonderwall just for the fun of it for a few years now, thats also one of the reasons im going to learn to play it
Since a one-dollar bill functions just as well to keep your place, I've begun giving this advice: If you've paid more than a dollar for a bookmark, you've been hustled.
I love making the “Things” vids. Gimme some ideas for future ones you want to see. ♥️ ya happy Sunday
Things cats do
I’ve got an idea, slowly reintroduce oyfums
Things no horror movie does
Things vegans say
Skyrim!!!
"Haw-yee" might be the most cursed thing I've heard all year
I died
Make it worse by adding a t to the end haw-yeet
Boycow
@@artenthusiastae7196 Tomska said it :)
They always say 'yee-haw', but they never ask 'haw yee?'
The truest thing nobody says: “Ach, finally! I’ve run out of the toilet paper!”
Give it another 2 months. all those people from the beginning of the plandemic who bought every roll they could, should be running out around then.
probably, those selling toilet paper would be as enthusiastic about it..
If you were building some sort of toilet tube construction and you needed 1 more toilet roll then maybe you would.
@@utsunyan7845 wouldn't be a finally, i feel like tp is always sold out tbh lol
The bookmark one is so accurate. As a reader, I once used an earring as an emergency bookmark.
😂 literally will use a rotten peach just don’t let me forget it’s page 81
Yup, the paper bookmarks always somehow shimmy further down into the crevice of the two papers it's between and then I have to flip through a lot of pages to find the one I was on
Everything's better than folding it or ripping the edge of the page.
@@1996Pinocchio completely agreed. Irks me so much when people do that instead of grabbing one of the numerous nearby objects that would function just the same.
I just use a one dollar bill rather than spending $1.99 on a bookmark.
"I love filming in public"
Mans screaming inside
Awkward moment captured for us. Cracked up
he was on the edge of a trail, he was waiting for it
@@harmondraws XD Thats when leaving the room, you might bump into humans lol
"If your brain ever has a thought, it's always correct!" 🤣 Lots of good ones! The people walking by was funny!😂
😎
I play the trombone competitively and I feel personally attacked by this video
good lmao
Oh yeah, what rank are you?
@@GunGun-cf3ss fax
Yo answer him you coward what rank are you
Haha, feel the pain of my existence
- someone who plays the viola competitively
"When I was 11 I was a paper boy. A gust of wind would knock me over, " I'm not proud to say that it took awhile for me to understand, but when I did, I was laughing my ass off. 💀
Plz explain am dumb
@Silas Szklany thanks
ngl strong winds sometimes throw me off balance a little bit
at first i thought it was a reference to the video game and how just anything could kill you. then i realized he is not old enough to have played a NES and now i am going to take my old man pills and have a nap.
@@enricovangelderen6464 old people always say they used to walk to school uphills, in snow, bad weather, no matter what
Graenolf's the only person who says that, he's the chosen one.
it is perfectly acceptable to call a trombone player a tromboner.
Lol 😂 I hope he reads this …so funny
An underrated aspect of these videos is how it feels like a collection of interviews from a few different characters, a couple of them recurring. And it’s all the more hilarious
"the truth" fucking killed me jesus
That was my suggestion! He had a suggestion box on his insta story and I was shocked when he messaged me and said he was going to use it!!
I'm sorry to say that I didn't get it.
@@MalcontentFlower nobody says the truth
POV: You're on a weird date that's not going well
The thoughts that go through this man's head really amazes me
+1 "This small rock in my shoe doesn't bother me - Its actually an enjoyable sensation"
I think that mobile home is haunted. Damn that got me. Well done Graenolf.
i appreciate you went out into nature to record this even tho it has Nothing to do with the video
🥰🥰
You're the best, Graenolf. This is funny as hell.
3:07 I actually lived in a mobile home that was probably haunted. Creepiest 800 Sq ft area I've ever been in for an extended period of time.
Anything can be haunted. Anything.
@rambunctiousvegetable nothing too much outside of creepy vibes but I remember that drying dishes would "settle" frequently but it always sounded really strange, my mom saw a little girl at least three times, my dad (who doesn't believe in ghosts) saw the same little girl once, and my older sister claims that at night she would feel someone lightly walk on her but she thought it was just the fan blowing air on her blankets but realized after we moved out that fans don't do thst to blankets.
@rambunctiousvegetable you're good! I don't actually know if I believe in ghosts so I completely understand. The creepy vibes were that I always felt like I was being watched all the time and the little girl was about my older sister's height at the time but had blonde hair when we all had brown hair.
You’re right I have never heard anyone say these👏🍻
I recognize the fanny pack one, brought back memories lmao
“IT’S NOT GOING IN MY FUCKING BOOK”
😆 broke me
4:16 is delivered so convincingly it felt real
I will never be able to understand how you became such a fucking genius
I wear a rubber band around my wrist when I go out. 🤫🧠⚡️
@@Graenolf This is the most believable thing you've ever said.
I feel personally attacked by that salt lamp part
You've shaved a salt lamp? °-°
@@assistingoak3129 no but I would if I had a salt lamp, as long as it doesn't have a sealant on it. I did however use exclusively deer Himalayan salt lick for a year and a half. I compared the minerals to the those in regular Himalayan salt and everything in it was the same for like a 20th of the price.
@@get6149 do you have a mass spectrometer at home?
@@Siara87 why
@@get6149 you compered minerals in them.
The part where he said the truth really got me
“Haw Yee!”
As a Texan, I can confirm nobody says this….. sadly.
Texas gang
I want to leave lol
Organ donor joke was the funniest part
Impeccable
Im impressed with how casual you were after said that.
"I love filming in public" that one wasn't even planned too
I loved the bit about having to beat the tsunami 😂
I fucking enjoy watching this type of whaterveness, love your videos always make me smile!
Been here since the Skyrim videos, your humor has always been top
Is no one going to mention the "I love filming in public" one?
The constipation one really got me haha keep up the great work man 💕
I love how you slipped some Bo Burnham in there 🤣
Which ones? I love Bo but he just has so much content out there I can’t catch all of it
@@thedestroyasystem The fanny pack one😝
2:50 the fact that I have Covid while watching this has me dead
Me too!
I'M DYING. These are legit so good.
I loved the Instagram story landscapes one .. very funny 😄
I've got to try that swim out tip next time I see a tsunami forming
“Hey Jimmother, we don’t have any more orange juice, go down to the store and get some pear and peach juice, so we can mimic the flavor of orange juice.”
The catcalling one was awesome-
Keep doing the funny thing funky man :)!
This was a video. Job, Graenolf!
“Hawwww…YEE” sent me. 🤣🤣🤣
THE TRUTH ~genius~
"The truth" that one hit too close to home
"Haw yee" really just GOT me 😂😂😂
Me who actually reads the terms in condition most of the time: 🙂
I literally use anything for a bookmark. Paper scrap, hairbrush, phone, loose string. The only thing I don't do is dog ear
360 degree videos of the landscape are the worst! Haha, I loved your sarcasm in that clip 😆
I have said several of these in my life, sometimes on multiple occasions. I'm not going to specify which, but I feel that if I don't then people will believe I read the terms and conditions and enjoy scenic Instagram stories.
w h a t
It was the constipation one. You said the constipation one and you can’t convince me otherwise.
The “HAW YEE” and backwards whistle really killed me
When he said "the truth" I really felt that
Thanks Graenolf - another very enjoyable post. Btw I totally agree with the bookmark statement 🙂
Gosh this cracked me up !!! 🤣
🤗
From INTP
what a intro It was great 🤣 put of no where this whole video is great greanolf is my favorite person of all time besides the rock I wish u luck out there .
1:14 um.. I say this to anybody I find asleep in public. The ensuing panic is hilarious.
What a unique genre of absurd this talented nolf has come up with
I would be honored to induct you as a Nolf. A T. K. Nolf
Things people say when they encounter Graenolf filming 😬
That trombone player skit acting was phenomenal. I've sent this video to my supervisor. We'll be in touch.
“Haw yee” got me🤠
The fanny pack bit KILLED me 😂😂😂
I have exams this week and this helped me cope lmao
A Stevie Ray Vaughan mention?! That's always an upvote and approving comment.
YES!! The middle of the ocean is probably closer than running off to some hill,,
The tsunami one killed me lmao!!
2:13 aaaaa lol that's so perfect
1:55 I actually apologize to inanimate objects for hitting them all the time.
my guy i need to know where you got your sweater
I’m not kidding my friend Johnny gave me that back in middle school because it was way too big for him at the time. Thankfully, it fits me swimmingly now.
Things non-artists say about art. As an artist, I know there is a definite list for this lol
How long did that digital piece take, 30 minutes? No but its easier right cos its a computer?
@@gitsurfer27 Yes! All the time
lol. You make my life better Graenolf. :) xo
xo
Hilariously, we do have a running joke about our RVs (caravans, actually) being haunted
This is my favorite video by far
🤌🏼🤌🏼 i adore this style of your content! indeed always a delightful watch with many laughs💙
ive actually been wanting to break out my guitar and play wonderwall just for the fun of it for a few years now, thats also one of the reasons im going to learn to play it
Here’s one.
“I’m sure graenolf will make another gaming video”
" a gust of wind would knock me over"
Your chuckle at the end of “Haw Yee!” Killed me.
I've 100% heard the firework one
I like the cat calling gender pronouns 😂
4:53 I really hope those people who walked behind you heard what you said 🤣
0:35 this is literally my dad. He actually likes that for some reason.
Omg the Covid joke 😭😭🤣 that was too good
Hilarious as always, bro!
the absolute range in this video is astounding
This is probably my favorite series!
hawYee caught me sooo of guard. Jesus that felt wrong.
“…but I need you to believe in me🙏🏻”
Now this is just Graenolf making me concerned.
The crying at the “Mom Dad” part was great acting tho
Hawww - YE! hahahahaha this was hilarious
"i wanna be the Jimmy Hendricks of trombone"
you seem to only want positive feedback, so; loved seeing you, generally laugh along with most of your stuff
The truth.. 😂😂
I DO love chewing on the ground beans in the bottom of my coffee 👹
ooo yay I still have some left
*mistake*
Since a one-dollar bill functions just as well to keep your place, I've begun giving this advice: If you've paid more than a dollar for a bookmark, you've been hustled.
The trombone bit. I feel seen
I had to rewind a few times to hear what that bystander said. I thought she literally said “I don’t want to touch your thing” she may as well have 😂😂😂
The paper boy one got me. Got me good.
lol the whose line is it anyway reference got me choking on my drink