Uh Oh: Donald Trump May Have Broken The Law

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @Muadexperience
    @Muadexperience 8 лет назад +361

    Trump supporters don't give a shit they'll vote for him no matter what

    • @freethagoy
      @freethagoy 8 лет назад +11

      Vote Trump!

    • @stripe61
      @stripe61 8 лет назад +14

      +Kheire You don't even realize the obvious irony in your comment, do you? LOL, carry on useful idiot.

    • @Agentblue577
      @Agentblue577 8 лет назад +11

      Lee Ara She's obviously a Trump fan and is going to make a comment about the freaking email scandal. These people believe anything they are told. One women once told me Hilary was emailing ISIS.

    • @Alstanus
      @Alstanus 8 лет назад

      If you think the laundry list of Hillary Clinton's scandals entails just the email scandal, you're sadly ill-informed. And it's not even just scandalous activity, it's secret meetings behind closed doors with foreign political donors. It's millions taken from a country that doesn't support women's rights and is being sued by victims families of 9/11. It's supporting drone strikes that kills thousands of innocent people in the Middle East that include women and children while putting us further in debt. But Colbert's network is too busy pushing her because they don't like Trump because the man is a buffoon. But I'll take my chances with a statist blowhard than a known career politician that promises the same bullshit every year (and doesn't deliver) and has mutual beneficiary agreements with parts of the establishment and global elites. In short, fuck Hillary Clinton, an establishment robot who switches gears based on what people want to hear and will allow people to hear with the transparency of a storm cloud.

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA 8 лет назад +1

      Crooked Hillary, look it up.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 8 лет назад +439

    I feel like Trump supporters can't defend Trump without comparing him to Hillary

    • @IFrancyISantosI
      @IFrancyISantosI 8 лет назад +1

      because both are cancer.. some cancer have benefits against the other cancer, but both will kill you

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 8 лет назад +9

      Francisco Santos Yes but Hillary feels like the person who accepts radiation therapy for their cancer: it won't stop the problem but she at least wants to treat it somewhat. Trump is the person who rejects the treatment because he believes he can will the cancer away. And when the cancer gets even worse, he acts like it's everyone else's fault

    • @kiyrow
      @kiyrow 8 лет назад +4

      we got rid of Nixon for doing what Hillary did.

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 8 лет назад +4

      kiyrow But Nixon also tried to appeal to the same group of people that make up the majority of Trump's campaign

    • @kiyrow
      @kiyrow 8 лет назад +3

      thats a cool fact but my fact still stands

  • @tonauac784
    @tonauac784 8 лет назад +1285

    Trump killed a puppy. "Well did you hear what Hillary did?"
    That's what Trump supporters are like

    • @Vapor817
      @Vapor817 8 лет назад +24

      U.S. politics has always been that way but we've never had "the other side is worse" being as strong a justification for voting for a candidate as we have now.

    • @andrewgray7086
      @andrewgray7086 8 лет назад +8

      Hillary's supporters' version is much shorter. It's just "Did you hear what Trump did?"

    • @literallyallthingsonice
      @literallyallthingsonice 8 лет назад +19

      David Beers no. Hillary's campaign is being run by cloistered nuns compared to the cesspool on the Trump side.

    • @usakindatheartflower6229
      @usakindatheartflower6229 8 лет назад

      your sick, kill a puppy really?

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 8 лет назад +6

      it goes the other way around too...

  • @Jehan10001
    @Jehan10001 8 лет назад +102

    Oh Stephen Rule no. 1 of the internet is RULE 34

    • @koil163
      @koil163 8 лет назад +29

      Jehan10001 it's actually the 34th rule

    • @Hudson316
      @Hudson316 8 лет назад +26

      First rule of the internet is actually "You do not talk about /b/"

    • @tomfoolyaface9862
      @tomfoolyaface9862 8 лет назад +10

      Jehan10001 um yeah it's the 34th rule.. Kinda says it right in the name

    • @iller3
      @iller3 8 лет назад +6

      He means #1 by popularity. ... most internet users don't even know what "Green Text" refers to

    • @danr.5017
      @danr.5017 8 лет назад +1

      > Talks about "internet rules"
      > references /b/
      > seems legit.

  • @bruhbrown9558
    @bruhbrown9558 8 лет назад +470

    I can just imagine the republicans be like ...
    What about the crimes Hillary has done

    • @TBFSJjunior
      @TBFSJjunior 8 лет назад +55

      And for them it doesn't matter that Clinton hasn't been convicted, while trump got convicted (or settled) multiple times!

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 8 лет назад +4

      Trump opened up new avenues of trade with a foreign nation, I can't really see how this is bad at all, honestly. If he did that for our country, it would be even better.

    • @AldousC
      @AldousC 8 лет назад +37

      A foreign, HOSTILE nation. Treason means nothing to GOP.

    • @quintonjones8854
      @quintonjones8854 8 лет назад +18

      gotta remember Ted this is the guy who is harping on companies doing business in other countries...and if he did business illegally in another country...
      well thats kind of a big deal. But he IS a hypocrite so im not really surprised or shocked

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 8 лет назад +6

      AldousC Oh yeah. All that terrorism that Cuba has been hitting the U.S. with over the past few decades has been just BRUTAL, hasn't it?

  • @DarkKnight-uz3os
    @DarkKnight-uz3os 8 лет назад +29

    he has broken law like a thousand times (publicly)

  • @IamaKaliedoscope
    @IamaKaliedoscope 8 лет назад +315

    The band leader is super annoying. His reactions sound so fake and are so delayed that it really detracts from Colbert's punchlines.

    • @tonauac784
      @tonauac784 8 лет назад

      I think its called "buck dancing"

    • @hatebagel5982
      @hatebagel5982 8 лет назад +31

      I couldn't disagree more

    • @FedorSteeman
      @FedorSteeman 8 лет назад +6

      Only Kevin Eubanks got it right. All the others are just annoying rip-offs.

    • @HakkeKage
      @HakkeKage 8 лет назад

      IamaKaliedoscope a

    • @disasterjones5798
      @disasterjones5798 8 лет назад +15

      Is that who I keep hearing in the background annoyingly remarking at random intervals? I thought it was some audience or something.

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson 8 лет назад +36

    Stephen Colbert should do a segment about this:
    "Cheyenne River Sioux Tribal Chairman Harold Frazier sent a letter to United States Attorney General Loretta Lynch requesting Federal monitors in North Dakota and asking her to condemn of the aggressive actions against the water protectors at Standing Rock by privately sanctioned personnel and law enforcement."

    • @sugadagud3093
      @sugadagud3093 8 лет назад +3

      I doubt she would do anything, she is getting paid by the corporations along with Obama.

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 8 лет назад +12

      the pipeline does go through Lakota so its already illegal since its not part of the US. You cant build Pipelines in the borders of a Sovereign country without there agreement.

    • @beaconrider
      @beaconrider 8 лет назад

      It's only a Sovereign nation if it is recognized as such by other nations. Name one country that has recognized "Lakota".

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 8 лет назад +3

      If we agree that the USA don't pull a Trump and ignore the contracts they made then the USA ;P
      "These proposed borders are those of the 1851 Treaty of Fort Laramie between the United States government and the Lakota. "
      It was made a nation by the USA so either the USA trumped them by made a contact to then ignore it later or its a Sovereign nation recognized by good old USA.

  • @lorenbooker9486
    @lorenbooker9486 8 лет назад +85

    Sorry, I think you're confusing him with clinton.
    #JillNotHill

    • @james5812
      @james5812 8 лет назад +53

      Well, voting for Jill creates a +1 swing for Trump. So if you want to, I want 7 fingers on each hand too!

    • @lorenbooker9486
      @lorenbooker9486 8 лет назад +10

      Let me just break down how voting works Barny Style to prove how a vote for Stein doesn't equal a vote for Trump.
      Let's say that there are 3 boxes, let's call them
      [T]; [C]; [S]
      Now in an election you have one vote and only one vote to cast, and you can vote for one box and only one box.
      Now Let's say you decide to vote for box [S].
      That means the vote counts for each box would be
      box [T] = 0 (Trump)
      box [C] = 0 (Clinton)
      box [S] = 1 (Stein)
      THEREFORE through the laws of Formal Logic
      (And fucking Count von Count toddler math)
      A Vote for Stein ≠ A Vote for Trump
      A Vote for Stein = A Vote for Stein
      Q.E.D.

    • @Supermoney97
      @Supermoney97 8 лет назад +5

      wrong

    • @ahkeelyu
      @ahkeelyu 8 лет назад +37

      That's correct, a vote for Stein is not a vote for Trump. However Stein has no chance of winning, so a vote for Stein is at most a symbolic protest vote. Of course it's up to you whether you think making a symbolic vote is more important than preventing Trump from becoming president. The ethics of being a democratic citizen is to vote in the way you believe will best lead our country forward, if you believe the best way forward is contributing to symbolic third-party protest then vote that way, but if you believe the best way forward for our country is to have hillary clinton as president instead of donald trump then you should vote that way.

    • @Relytia
      @Relytia 8 лет назад +8

      A vote for Jill is a vote for Trump loser. AND Jill actually did break the law recently via vandalism. So yay, double hypocrite. :)

  • @kamrongrant
    @kamrongrant 8 лет назад +3

    Not that crazy out here... there's even an old aussie song 'there was a redback on the toilet seat when i was there last night, i didn't see him in the dark, but boy i felt his bite!' it goes on, its gold lol

  • @marc-ui7fi
    @marc-ui7fi 8 лет назад +15

    love this show

  • @Neuroticmancer
    @Neuroticmancer 8 лет назад +86

    Jesus Christ Stephen, that quote is from a parody account

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 8 лет назад +37

      But. It's @realdonaldtrump. That is his personal account.

    • @Neuroticmancer
      @Neuroticmancer 8 лет назад +15

      MrGrifft no, the quote from that article about Pepe being used a nazi symbol is from a parody account. Go look yourself

    • @softwaredeveloper6791
      @softwaredeveloper6791 8 лет назад +42

      If you don't want to look like an idiot, don't use the term "that quote" or "that article" when discussing a seven minute video that mentioned more than one quote and more than one article. It's just common sense, idiot.

    • @Moscato_Moscato
      @Moscato_Moscato 8 лет назад +2

      MrGrifft yea...it's kinda sad how people have been taken himself and now the troll regrets himself

    • @brendopls
      @brendopls 8 лет назад +8

      MegaFunnymonkey123 that's a pretty minor part of the video; regardless of the source Pepe still has become a white supremacist symbol.

  • @XeLProductions
    @XeLProductions 8 лет назад +11

    Please tell the band leader to keep it down.

  • @ZennExile
    @ZennExile 8 лет назад +8

    AHHH MAN...
    AHHH MAN...

  • @connorshaw-case6030
    @connorshaw-case6030 8 лет назад +15

    wasn't that quote from the "white nationalist" actually from a well known troll?

    • @deanvere4839
      @deanvere4839 8 лет назад +4

      Probably.. Nonetheless, what he said is true. thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/pepe-the-frog-doesnt-mean-anything

    • @ajamessssss1000
      @ajamessssss1000 8 лет назад +8

      yep.. sad, some people can't understand memes and sarcasm.

    • @cmc3223
      @cmc3223 8 лет назад +2

      So, if pepe is now pretty much a swastika, does that make the internet pretty much nazis?

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 8 лет назад +28

    Please turn off Jon's microphone

    • @orangeoblivion
      @orangeoblivion 8 лет назад +13

      He really doesn't even say anything either. It's like giving a random audience member a microphone.

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 8 лет назад +8

      Haha! I was going to make this comment but you beat me to it. Seriously, he gets more annoying by the day!

  • @terribelbliss9646
    @terribelbliss9646 8 лет назад +6

    I wonder if it was the same spider.

  • @jonathanm9993
    @jonathanm9993 8 лет назад +6

    Haha we don't even need the tax returns...

  • @iscesp04
    @iscesp04 8 лет назад +71

    I had no idea Stephen was such a normie. Oh well...

    • @mobsta163
      @mobsta163 8 лет назад +20

      Isaac k

    • @Wwumzymumzy
      @Wwumzymumzy 8 лет назад +3

      Isaac what's a normie?

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 8 лет назад +3

      Of course he's a normie, he's popular and rich and famous.

    • @Hudson316
      @Hudson316 8 лет назад +42

      +No Madge A "normie" is a normal person... y'know, not one of these basement dwelling meme-drawing neckbeards.

    • @youtubeaccount946
      @youtubeaccount946 8 лет назад +1

      dank memes are dead tbh

  • @sparklez63368
    @sparklez63368 8 лет назад

    😂😂 That theme song at the end was just perfect! 👍👍😂😂😂

  • @richierich6623
    @richierich6623 8 лет назад +4

    WHEN HE MENTIONED PEPE I FUCKIGN CHOKED OH MY GOD

  • @nahhfam7678
    @nahhfam7678 8 лет назад +214

    I'm starting to get annoyed be the talking piano guy trying to add a reaction and comment to every joke.

    • @lukemartin8975
      @lukemartin8975 8 лет назад +32

      you're not the only one

    • @wesbecool
      @wesbecool 8 лет назад +27

      I'm tired of seeing commentors continue to bring him up, but it seems neither will stop talking so I guess we will all have to suck it up.

    • @Antropovich
      @Antropovich 8 лет назад +13

      i used to be bit startled, maybe annoyed, but now he somehow crept into my creepy heart:)

    • @SJ23982398
      @SJ23982398 8 лет назад +2

      Piano guy standoff, who will shut the fuck up first

    • @captainuseless1071
      @captainuseless1071 8 лет назад

      Chill fam

  • @TilzMD
    @TilzMD 8 лет назад +4

    every trump supporter,"hating trump was too mainstream....i'm going to be cool and different by supporting trump till the end..."

  • @patrickkoehler1160
    @patrickkoehler1160 8 лет назад +1

    Can Baptiste stop laughing. He's sounds like the freaking joker. Freaks me out

  • @nathanmcintosh6004
    @nathanmcintosh6004 8 лет назад +1

    good for you guys standing up against a presidential candidate so strongly. I am impressed by these types of shows on TV actually spreading the facts unlike fox news

  • @mr.fancypants3366
    @mr.fancypants3366 8 лет назад +8

    I have seen this in my own country (The Netherlands) 15 years ago when I was 24. We had our own Trump back then, his name was Pim Fortuyn. I also fell for it for a couple of days, weeks perhaps, eventhough I was left wing first half of my life and centrist the other half. It is very powerfull. I'm not saying that I'm all knowing but this speech is far-right and I think the truth is in the middle. Sometimes the left choice is right, sometimes right, sometimes the center.Trump is a populist, that ain't good. They are being fooled by rhetoric, but I actually like Trump a bit.
    I think he's a nice guy in some way. I quess the liberal NY way. The thing is the man doesn't know damn shit about government and diplomacy and he is surrounding himself with many crazy far-right people or as I prefer to call them: neo-fascists.
    Yes fkn Hillary Clinton, whatever you may think of her, you have to see thru Trump's campaign, what populism means and where it came from. It is to important. The Sanders revolution will come, but do you really want a neo-fascist revolution first?
    When there was ever a time for a protest vote it is now and that vote definitely ain't going to Gary fkn Johnson cause that makes no sense. If you protest vote Trump you should really google the history of fascism . That is if you are young, if you're old, cheers buddy.

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 8 лет назад

      I just figured out how Trump could win... (yeah, I remember what happened to Fortuyn). By the way, Trump is NOT a nice guy. I have no idea why you daft Dutch people seem to think this, you're not the first one to mention it.

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 8 лет назад

      It's the distance, I think. Over here in Sweden opinions on Trump seem to waddle between "he's ridiculous" and "he's an anomaly" with a smattering of "if he wins it'll probably give more wind to SD". SD is our "politically incorrect is for cool kids" anti-immigration party. So basically an entire political party thinking like Donald Trump.
      A threat that is far away is harder to take seriously. And, you know, we don't see quite as much of him in the news. Over here he's still mentioned every other day, easily five times more often than Hillary, but Europe has too many local problems to really get to know presidential candidates we don't actually get to vote for. I mean I bet you haven't heard that Sweden is going through a series of reveals about how aggressive children are being treated in schools. It's an interesting thing here, much like a presidential candidate's personality is over in USA, but it's not quite important enough to get a global spread.

  • @crabPEOPLE2000
    @crabPEOPLE2000 8 лет назад +3

    I love the off camera commentary by that black dude, he's very faint in the background but it's the perfect volume

  • @Soullessgingerftw1
    @Soullessgingerftw1 8 лет назад +36

    Keep the musicians silent, fuck.

    • @CharlesFloate
      @CharlesFloate 8 лет назад +8

      Scrolled for so long, how can no one else find this really annoying?

    • @Soullessgingerftw1
      @Soullessgingerftw1 8 лет назад +6

      ***** *disembodied voice* yoooo wooo dawg yeahhhhhh
      Yeah, that's pretty annoying.

    • @mushroomjesus2068
      @mushroomjesus2068 8 лет назад +4

      Worst band on TV

    • @mrwillkidd
      @mrwillkidd 8 лет назад

      +Soullessgingerftw1 get used to it, it's a new rule in America every white man gets a black band that randomly says random things after you tell stale jokes, and they are also there to make sure you don't say anything that may offend them, it's some bill Barak Osama Hussein passed

    • @zanderrose
      @zanderrose 8 лет назад +6

      mrwillkidd How the fuck did you manage to turn this into a racial thing?

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 8 лет назад

    Love how he pronounces it "pay-pay". Also I lost it at Spider-Wang 😂😂😂

  • @robsledgegroupie
    @robsledgegroupie 8 лет назад

    The spider part is both hilarious and spoopy. Good thing I just changed the sheets and my cat is on the prowl for anything moving.

  • @jamesb.ohearn6041
    @jamesb.ohearn6041 8 лет назад +3

    Why do I read the comments on these things

  • @wulfsaga2
    @wulfsaga2 8 лет назад +3

    R.I.P pepe, xxxx-2016
    hunted by Donald Jr.

  • @akashdave9525
    @akashdave9525 8 лет назад +8

    Why does he keep scratching his ear?

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 8 лет назад +45

      He keeps signalling to Lester Holt.

    • @codexix8582
      @codexix8582 8 лет назад +1

      to the top

    • @sdr262
      @sdr262 8 лет назад +1

      because he's full of shit and he knows it..

    • @wellzenn
      @wellzenn 8 лет назад

      George Soros has a sniper positioned in the rafters, pointing a gun at him while he reads the script

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA 8 лет назад +7

      #MAGA Trump 2016 Build that Wall

  • @owenoulton9312
    @owenoulton9312 8 лет назад +1

    "May have"? "May have"? Oh, Stephen, you're so funny!

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 8 лет назад

    The best part is John Baptiste off camera just going "All man all man..."

  • @queankatt3701
    @queankatt3701 8 лет назад +4

    We've turned a meme into the equivalent of the nazi symbol

    • @jon-ty7wm
      @jon-ty7wm 8 лет назад +1

      Quaen Katt Jared T Swift did actually. He trolled the media so hard hahaha

  • @Microtardz
    @Microtardz 8 лет назад +3

    Okay. First Hillary's campaign staff didn't fucking understand internet memes.
    And now you don't, Steven? Seriously?
    On a scale of 1-10 how scared are you of a Trump presidency? It must be fucking 9001.

  • @joecav679
    @joecav679 8 лет назад +4

    LEAVE PEPE ALOOOOONE!!!!

  • @Kronusis
    @Kronusis 8 лет назад +1

    Don't scroll up, you will get in political fights with 12 year olds who think they know what they are talking about, but in reality have no idea.

  • @Waffles-oz4vl
    @Waffles-oz4vl 8 лет назад +1

    Canadian here! So sad I didn't get to Home Depot in time... Also Shout out to @JonBatiste for the mahogany suit and gold chain! Killing it! Man has style.

  • @cartooncritic4107
    @cartooncritic4107 8 лет назад +8

    Wow. Trump the traitor.
    Also isn't that so-called nazi a parody account?

    • @ShadowLynx777
      @ShadowLynx777 8 лет назад +13

      Well it would be a joke if real white supremacists weren't using pepe as their new mascot. Why do you think trump and his son are posting that shit...

    • @cartooncritic4107
      @cartooncritic4107 8 лет назад +1

      symbols have meaning to those who use them. but i do agree that trump has the making of a dictator i just dont think pepe should be taken seriously

    • @cartooncritic4107
      @cartooncritic4107 8 лет назад +2

      RON TER
      must be hard to think with that tin foil hat

  • @BIGpapa-dy5kf
    @BIGpapa-dy5kf 8 лет назад +10

    TRUMP FOR PRISON! Get it, cause Trump supporters love saying how Hillary should go to prison.

  • @supershinigami1
    @supershinigami1 8 лет назад +4

    4:16 Those are some rare pepes.

  • @antoniotrejo4066
    @antoniotrejo4066 8 лет назад +2

    HAHA I got a Donald Trump ad right before this video

  • @Linkman247
    @Linkman247 8 лет назад

    "That's a super hero origin story.." I freaking lost it at the end XD.

  • @ManasicPlays
    @ManasicPlays 8 лет назад +8

    I really liked Colbert but he is just becoming the liberal media more and more.

    • @TVgeinus90sSim
      @TVgeinus90sSim 8 лет назад +2

      Yes, we are confirming him into the mold of our evil plans.... mwhahahaha

    • @xcoreyyx937
      @xcoreyyx937 8 лет назад +3

      Manasic seriously every episode is like a trump bashing. If we're talking about breaking the law, let's talk about the laws Hillary broke on a national security level.

    • @jamesb.ohearn6041
      @jamesb.ohearn6041 8 лет назад

      It's almost like so many people are uniting against Trump because they see him as a threat to global stability or something, and are putting up with Clinton - admittedly a pretty weak candidate - because choosing the lesser of two evils is something adults have to do.

    • @mmpapaya8575
      @mmpapaya8575 8 лет назад

      Manasic Of course he is. Look how much he's getting payed. He's apart of it.

  • @ZaffireWolf
    @ZaffireWolf 8 лет назад

    5:23 We don't NEED you to say"aw man" three to four times. We can laugh at his joke, thanks.

  • @snakey973
    @snakey973 8 лет назад

    Wait wait wait... I thought the mantra was 'crooked Hillary'- he must've forgot about this lolol!

  • @nathanielnewsnetwork1949
    @nathanielnewsnetwork1949 8 лет назад

    "If he's a real Peeping Tom, Why can you see both of his hands?" I couldn't even breath, I was laughing that hard haha

  • @Josh-qe1hw
    @Josh-qe1hw 8 лет назад +1

    dat description doh. reminds me of his book I am America ( and so can you!)

  • @Sunnysteff123
    @Sunnysteff123 8 лет назад

    "You shouldn't be that shocked." No. We shouldn't. And we're not.

  • @Luisdej
    @Luisdej 8 лет назад +1

    I wonder if any business person is gonna wanna associate themselves with Trump after he loses

  • @boreduser12
    @boreduser12 8 лет назад

    So why doesn't he get arrested for this? I don't understand law. It makes no sense. If someone else had done this, they'd be arrested.
    One of us should call the cops or FBI and file a charge.

  • @xecidex
    @xecidex 8 лет назад

    fken baptist in the background "OHMAN?!! OHH MANN!" LOL

  • @CKing97
    @CKing97 8 лет назад

    That Spider-Wang song was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @ZaffireWolf
    @ZaffireWolf 8 лет назад

    Wow, Steve, you really jammed the car into rock bottom when you started talking about internet memes all of a sudden. God, that took forever to get past.

  • @ashproductions
    @ashproductions 8 лет назад

    I literally applauded after that last "waaaaa-aaaaang!"

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 8 лет назад

    Getting bitten by, twice, on the wang by a venomous spider would be _incredibly_ improbable, _anywhere_ else in the world, but in Australia, not so much, given the incredible abundance, there, of venomous animals. 😎

  • @hendrikc.5984
    @hendrikc.5984 8 лет назад +2

    Dear Late Show - please keep Jon Batiste's microphone on.

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 8 лет назад +2

    Halloween is Trump's favourite holyday. It's the only day when he can go around the street without having the biggest orange head.

  • @DragonHunterG
    @DragonHunterG 8 лет назад

    for no reason, i'm curious about those devices on the ground. are those humidifiers or something?

  • @natashiasprinkle5999
    @natashiasprinkle5999 8 лет назад

    If Canada endorses "Peeper Creepers"??? - There is something seriously wrong here. OMG. That should be banned. I endorse privacy. NOT GOSSIP OR HORNY PEOPLE.

  • @cynicismIncarnate
    @cynicismIncarnate 8 лет назад

    This is fucking beautiful. Man, I fucking love the Colbert shows.

  • @LuciferLizardo
    @LuciferLizardo 8 лет назад +1

    Spider-wang should be a thing, I'm telling you.

  • @jaykowsh1027
    @jaykowsh1027 8 лет назад

    "Need to put a tissue down there" LMAO

  • @MrAgility888
    @MrAgility888 8 лет назад +2

    I love reading the comments and seeing all the Trumplings get triggered by Colbert's skit.

  • @PlayerVid
    @PlayerVid 8 лет назад

    This is really saddening news. I can never go to Australia =(

  • @oldfan1963
    @oldfan1963 8 лет назад

    "..below his hands..." now that was below the belt.

  • @Daysleeper70
    @Daysleeper70 8 лет назад

    With his luck this week, Trump will be beaten by that spider.

  • @mitzilinn
    @mitzilinn 8 лет назад +1

    DOWN T Rump ....go down in the polls....down Chump....go away Don the Con

  • @natvomvzik
    @natvomvzik 8 лет назад

    As soon as I heard "In the news, a man in Australia..." I knew it was gonna be bad...

  • @OrionoftheStar
    @OrionoftheStar 8 лет назад

    Be careful if anyone offers you Haribo gummy bears this Halloween. Check to make sure that they are _not_ sugar free before eating them.

  • @ambule
    @ambule 8 лет назад

    "Speaking of creepy: an australian man" ... WTF LOL

  • @WatchdogGoon
    @WatchdogGoon 8 лет назад

    "I don't know what he's doing wrong, but he's doing it wrong"
    --accurate description of the American Electorate in 2016

  • @assholus228
    @assholus228 8 лет назад

    Hah. Colbert sneaked in the "Hoetel" instead of Hotel, not sure if anyone else caught that.

  • @FellowTravelerVlog
    @FellowTravelerVlog 8 лет назад +1

    Trump for prison 2016. He's already orange enough and doesn't need a jumpsuit.

  • @delibertatem4922
    @delibertatem4922 8 лет назад

    I guess now we can start chanting: "Lock HIM up!"

  • @crazygood4
    @crazygood4 8 лет назад

    I love Colbert so much.

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 8 лет назад

    Re "spider wang" -- my roommate just commented that the victim should get the police in to arrest the spider. Once was bad enough, but twice is harassment. ;)

  • @raebee4321
    @raebee4321 8 лет назад

    I thought the number one rule of the internet was "never read the comments." Have people been lying to me half my life?

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 8 лет назад

    How do you "reclaim" a symbol that never had anything to do with you in the first place?

  • @theswan8154
    @theswan8154 8 лет назад +1

    This comment section is great. Rather than saying anything about the actual segment, most Trump supporters find a way to make this Hillary's fault. Simply magnificent.

  • @the1onlynoob
    @the1onlynoob 7 лет назад

    trust me, in Australia, Spider bites is not nearly as rare as lightning. I been here for for less than 2 decades and i got bit 3 times. and i live fairly close to the city.

  • @haf816r
    @haf816r 7 лет назад +1

    A killer, a murderer AND a bad guy?

  • @Gromble_Sir
    @Gromble_Sir 8 лет назад

    Matter of fact, dedicate a whole episode to it!

  • @trashcanswillruletheworld2465
    @trashcanswillruletheworld2465 8 лет назад

    Oh USA you've done it again...
    - fellow Canadian

  • @rainboweyes6475
    @rainboweyes6475 7 лет назад

    "...he's a killer, he's a murderer..." Yes. Two very different things.

  • @PhDTony_original
    @PhDTony_original 8 лет назад

    Red Back spiders like dry hot places (they're like black widows only smaller, more venomous and with the stripe on the back). Outdoor toilets are an ideal environment for them - it's a common enough event there's a song about it. And this year has been ideal conditions for red backs.

  • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
    @theevildrummingsithlord1492 7 лет назад

    I gotta say - that's quite smart to go past the government.

  • @dallas7103
    @dallas7103 8 лет назад

    68k dollars... Oh no. What ever will we do?

  • @sdr262
    @sdr262 8 лет назад

    I'm from Australia. I can't imagine living in a country without borders or law and order. If you want a moral footing with the rest of the world - Please Vote Trump.

  • @warpedjaffas1
    @warpedjaffas1 8 лет назад

    In Australia we all have Spider Wang's.

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 8 лет назад +1

    A murderer AND a killer?

  • @Lyw1234567890
    @Lyw1234567890 8 лет назад

    The guy in the band who keeps putting in background commentary is the highlight of the video

  • @caitlinjopepe541
    @caitlinjopepe541 8 лет назад

    As soon as he started talking about Pepe the frog I freaked out. Stephen said my name like seven times 😄😄

    • @Will_Salcedo
      @Will_Salcedo 8 лет назад

      Caitlin Jo Pepe You should be proud Pepe is a national treasure.

  • @graceryan4101
    @graceryan4101 8 лет назад

    6:03 "There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night, I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt this bite"

  • @trumpsdeludeddisgustingand9048
    @trumpsdeludeddisgustingand9048 8 лет назад +1

    *LOCK HIM UP!!!*
    *LOCK HIM UP!!!*
    *LOCK HIM UP!!!*
    *LOCK HIM UP!!!*

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 8 лет назад

    The man lives in Australia, is anyone really surprised there are venomous spiders in the port-a-johns?

  • @mericarslan2497
    @mericarslan2497 8 лет назад

    You have a whole orchestra sitting there. Why not let them play the tune of Spider Man while you sing it lol.

  • @reneehudgins1964
    @reneehudgins1964 8 лет назад

    "What he doin wrong?" Jon is not setting a very good example. Please don't let him talk anymore.