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Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @ravenlala8601
    @ravenlala8601 6 лет назад +12177

    I firmly believe that all of the jokes John makes about being immortal are not actually jokes.

    • @shitymess1953
      @shitymess1953 6 лет назад +89

      Raven Lala same girl

    • @adens_art22
      @adens_art22 6 лет назад +41

      Me too :/

    • @PrinceSoph
      @PrinceSoph 6 лет назад +99

      I almost want to do an SCP entry about him(?

    • @kiwi_fefe3718
      @kiwi_fefe3718 6 лет назад +6

      (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)/ same

    • @garnwalkerstables
      @garnwalkerstables 6 лет назад +194

      It wouldn't surprise me if there is truth in his jokes. I don't believe hes from our planet....and I'm totally ok with it.

  • @katybray6984
    @katybray6984 6 лет назад +5063

    "Throughout the many millennia, I have learned that humans are not the best at keeping secrets." John who hurt your elder vampire ass?

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 6 лет назад +65

      Obviously he's just observant and doesn't have short term memory loss... try it some time lol.

    • @nomoreselfie399
      @nomoreselfie399 6 лет назад +143

      Rach Kate it was a joke babe sksjsjsk

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 6 лет назад +14

      @@nomoreselfie399 Notice the 'lol' at the end of my comment?
      Clearly not.........

    • @Nu_Wen
      @Nu_Wen 6 лет назад +124

      @@rachkate76 a single lol isn't enough for everyone to acknowledge what you said as a joke. Since "laughing out loud" only Indicates you found it was funny.

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 6 лет назад +5

      @@Nu_Wen Jesus Christ, get a life splaining sweetheart!
      Move on!

  • @elsands9774
    @elsands9774 4 года назад +833

    “One shall not be a victim. One shall be victorious.” ♥️

    • @val397
      @val397 4 года назад +3

      and quote of the year goes to...

    • @amalfigrimace
      @amalfigrimace 4 года назад +5

      Maclean 1:1

    • @beverleyjane9237
      @beverleyjane9237 4 года назад

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    • @Ellymiao2
      @Ellymiao2 4 года назад +3

      I'm going to write it on my bedroom walls

  • @xoxo5344
    @xoxo5344 6 лет назад +2814

    "One is not a victim, one should be victorious." Yes. Yes. YES.

    • @kc77738
      @kc77738 5 лет назад +1

      Xo Xo h

    • @Joyleaf84
      @Joyleaf84 5 лет назад

      I need this on a poster

  • @HollyMaddison
    @HollyMaddison 6 лет назад +8154

    Watching a 20 minute beard removal video even though I don't have a beard

    • @chawneerich2012
      @chawneerich2012 6 лет назад +45

      You could still make use of this if you dont have that condition that makes you hairless. Eyebrows, legs, arms, mustache, crotch, hairline, stomach, underarms, hands, head, feet, et cetera. Anywhere on your face. idk pick a place if you care to

    • @TheCaliMack
      @TheCaliMack 5 лет назад +30

      Or, you know, cut someone else's beard out of their lives amd charge them for it.

    • @salma3803
      @salma3803 5 лет назад +8

      Me tooo I'm a girl never gonna be using this 😂😂

    • @khwistal
      @khwistal 5 лет назад +13

      I have a beard, but don’t plan on removing it

    • @amberarnold5795
      @amberarnold5795 5 лет назад +1

      Holly Ann Maddison same

  • @kimberlycookson6043
    @kimberlycookson6043 4 года назад +668

    "i love the sun, I love the sunlight, but only when it's on a post card."
    Yassssss.

  • @Foeko
    @Foeko 6 лет назад +4982

    English teacher has entered the chat

    • @Cherry-bj7dd
      @Cherry-bj7dd 6 лет назад +140

      More like left the chat. English teacher is SHOOK

    • @zararara841
      @zararara841 6 лет назад +54

      God has entered the chat

    • @emmelemon123
      @emmelemon123 5 лет назад +26

      Foeko English teacher has left the chat. Royalty has entered the chat.

    • @mariamahalimuyak9753
      @mariamahalimuyak9753 3 года назад

      We dont need english teachers

  • @AnnaSophiaB
    @AnnaSophiaB 6 лет назад +5119

    Other people: haters gonna hate
    John: I know I will receive a little bit of opposition

  • @jackpurchon6695
    @jackpurchon6695 4 года назад +949

    "I like to be polished. I like to be refined. I like to be"
    Me: *SEAMLESS*

    • @Emmatriaaa
      @Emmatriaaa 4 года назад +17

      *”SEAMLESSNESSIZED”*

    • @jackpurchon6695
      @jackpurchon6695 4 года назад +7

      @@Emmatriaaa *lacking of SEAMS*

  • @ilaera7830
    @ilaera7830 6 лет назад +11963

    “I am a man, I am *the* man.” Holy shit, yes! He’s defining his own masculinity, and I love that!
    His voice is so enjoyable. His voice isn’t gratingly deep in bass, or nasal, or high pitched, it’s a rich, textured one, and his accent is the fine detailing on a designer brand product.

    • @nopretribrapture2318
      @nopretribrapture2318 6 лет назад +34

      Conquistadorable GOD'S SPIRIT is HOLY...NOT S### do not insult the SPIRIT of THE ALMIGHTY. ..

    • @ilaera7830
      @ilaera7830 6 лет назад +300

      scene seeka I apologize, but I’m not a religious person at all.

    • @Faeriedarke
      @Faeriedarke 6 лет назад +351

      scene seeka don't try to impose your narrow religious intolerance on others. Just because you believe in the zombie sky fairy doesn't mean that it is real, and it certainly doesn't mean you have the right to prescribe other's behaviour. If you want to be a sucker, go ahead, leave others out of your delusions.

    • @sarin9597
      @sarin9597 6 лет назад +25

      Conquistadorable YES

    • @ICEESAreFuckinGood
      @ICEESAreFuckinGood 6 лет назад +112

      scene seeka Holy shit is just a saying. Must you be so stupid to assume it to be at face value?

  • @showhardoahmed2146
    @showhardoahmed2146 6 лет назад +819

    "One shall not be a victim
    One shall be victorious"
    - John Maclean

  • @momomaeum7450
    @momomaeum7450 5 лет назад +1479

    Do I have a beard? no.
    Do I intend to undergo a facial hair removal process? no.
    Am I still going to watch this? Yes, because it's John Maclean (:

    • @helenfelton2845
      @helenfelton2845 2 года назад +4

      Same here! isn't he hypnotic?!and the voice to massage angels to sleep.i admit to a tremendous crush 😀

  • @aladdin7997
    @aladdin7997 6 лет назад +2213

    The way he talks makes me feel like a peasant

  • @cheekynandosss581
    @cheekynandosss581 4 года назад +471

    “Throughout the many Millenia I have discovered that the human beings are not the best at keeping secrets”
    IMMORTAL THIS PROVES IT

  • @siphod6216
    @siphod6216 6 лет назад +1715

    Lmao , " I love the sun, but only on a post card"💀💀💀💀

    • @davidfenton2616
      @davidfenton2616 5 лет назад +26

      S Dongozi Because she is immortal and sun would burn his skin. He's around 900+ years old. Some people say he's a vampire. I donmt know that, but he is immortal thats for sure.

    • @mimikkura
      @mimikkura 5 лет назад +12

      @@davidfenton2616 24,000 years to be exact.

  • @victoriagriffin8996
    @victoriagriffin8996 6 лет назад +4898

    "They've been going since 1854, I remember when they first launched." Um... what

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 6 лет назад +1817

      Victoria Griffin the running joke is that he's a vampire.

    • @meganmitchell9177
      @meganmitchell9177 6 лет назад +702

      I was going to say, it sounds like he let a secret slip lol

    • @karlacoto7574
      @karlacoto7574 6 лет назад +771

      What joke? He is indeed a vampire ;)

    • @chlxbear
      @chlxbear 6 лет назад +766

      We love a thousand plus year old sister

    • @afact0flife
      @afact0flife 6 лет назад +207

      Gwyneth Chloe Gilana *shishtar

  • @weeeeee2912
    @weeeeee2912 5 лет назад +582

    “I am also *the* man.”
    Heck yes you are

  • @rachaelhouman3501
    @rachaelhouman3501 6 лет назад +2401

    this is the first male makeup artist i'v ever seen that did not say "yas" and i'm here for it

    • @linziRyan1965
      @linziRyan1965 5 лет назад +138

      Well he's Scottish first of all so culturally he is more refined. I also have a feeling he comes from wealthy and/or extremely well educated background. Let's face it we know most make up gurus on RUclips came from poverty or maybe a lower income family...

    • @davidfenton2616
      @davidfenton2616 5 лет назад +69

      China Houman He is sophisticated! And immortal of course...

    • @cherrypienick
      @cherrypienick 5 лет назад +4

      @@linziRyan1965 he's from the UK...

    • @linziRyan1965
      @linziRyan1965 5 лет назад +82

      @@cherrypienick he is from Scotland but lives in England. Both of which are the UK

    • @cherrypienick
      @cherrypienick 5 лет назад +2

      @@linziRyan1965 oh okay thanks

  • @momonomay3011
    @momonomay3011 6 лет назад +2348

    Every time I listen to you speak I feel like I have graduated oxford

  • @katetheflake220
    @katetheflake220 5 лет назад +266

    "I am also THE man"
    Iconic.

  • @jemangedessaucisses206
    @jemangedessaucisses206 6 лет назад +925

    “I absolutely love the sun, I love sunlight... but only when it’s on a postcard.” 😂😂😂

  • @jmtw290
    @jmtw290 6 лет назад +606

    ‘One should not be a victim, one should be victorious’
    Love it!!

    • @fuschiapretty
      @fuschiapretty 6 лет назад +8

      This should also be on John's merch!!!

  • @elletherese817
    @elletherese817 5 лет назад +744

    I bet he smells amazing! Like the wind and the sea, and an exotic perfume

    • @W.Rain.
      @W.Rain. 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @holyhoe5368
      @holyhoe5368 5 лет назад +33

      *expensive perfume👌☕

    • @beverage7335
      @beverage7335 4 года назад

      Like Vera Wang probably :)

    • @Sarahhhh33
      @Sarahhhh33 4 года назад +6

      Chanel #5 forsure

    • @yoongis_garden
      @yoongis_garden 4 года назад +4

      That probably doesn’t do him justice

  • @jajcvdlfjig4
    @jajcvdlfjig4 6 лет назад +892

    'the skin begins to look like a scrotum'.. I WAS NOT READY!! hahahaha you said it so softly. I adore your sense of humour.

    • @chrisb9042
      @chrisb9042 6 лет назад +9

      im cracking up

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 лет назад +44

      There’s NO ONE that I’ve ever come across that is anything remotely close to John! He’s hilarious, shameless but still very classy & intriguing. He makes me feel happy!! 💚

    • @johnnyanidem7849
      @johnnyanidem7849 6 лет назад

      Lol, what's a Scrotum??

    • @LisaWatsonFilm
      @LisaWatsonFilm 6 лет назад +18

      Jöhnny Mədına idk if ur being serious but assuming you are, a scrotum is the ball sac of a male. They are usually wrinkly and not especially smooth (as apposed to bumpy), that is why John compared a male shaven face with makeup applied over it.

    • @johnnyanidem7849
      @johnnyanidem7849 6 лет назад +7

      Lisa Watson 😨welp... Thanks 4 the info

  • @ceciwolfcat7
    @ceciwolfcat7 6 лет назад +2523

    "One shall not be a victim, one shall be victorious."
    Amen John! I shall remember these words and hence the amazing person who said them.💗

    • @rafaelelias2678
      @rafaelelias2678 6 лет назад +5

      I want to tattoo this on my forehead

    • @XPK15
      @XPK15 6 лет назад

      I saw this comment the moment he said it

    • @ven2983
      @ven2983 6 лет назад

      This💛

    • @albinosaur8567
      @albinosaur8567 6 лет назад

      Yes this quote really made me hopeful. I’m about to move cities and attend college and it’s very nerve-racking for me and this quote is something I shall remember

    • @merrymac5460
      @merrymac5460 6 лет назад

      Indeed! I agree, Ceci ❤

  • @lostbeyondpluto
    @lostbeyondpluto 5 лет назад +133

    "skin starts to look a little bit like a scrotum." only JM can make that sound like the most elegant sentence you've ever heard.

  • @rachel2307
    @rachel2307 6 лет назад +1156

    John Maclean is proof that vampires exist and they are just as beautiful and magical as they are in the stories.

    • @topsykretts7642
      @topsykretts7642 6 лет назад +34

      Rachel O'Brien He is the Dark Lord and has said that he is 24,000 years old. xD

    • @monkeybread3217
      @monkeybread3217 6 лет назад +1

      this is the best comment on this video

    • @rueh1747
      @rueh1747 6 лет назад +1

      I want to like this but it’s at 666 👀

    • @droopsmoop
      @droopsmoop 6 лет назад +3

      But does he sparkle tho

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 6 лет назад

      @@droopsmoop Yes.

  • @kylaren7410
    @kylaren7410 6 лет назад +1336

    I’ve had 5 glasses of wine and honestly I am watching this video just to watch john’s mouth move.

    • @paoolguin7366
      @paoolguin7366 5 лет назад +6

      You're a genius! 😂😂

    • @thebeginningoftheend2772
      @thebeginningoftheend2772 5 лет назад +26

      Truth. Its mesmerizing.

    • @TheAnnas4cats
      @TheAnnas4cats 5 лет назад +12

      I feel you I’m not even smoking I’m paralyzed like he’s a rattlesnake sssss. Psssdsd

    • @kareng39
      @kareng39 5 лет назад +1

      Kyla Ren I do that too. Lol

    • @madebymad968
      @madebymad968 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @debszta2
    @debszta2 5 лет назад +237

    That highlighter on the apples of your cheeks is just delightful almost makes me want to start wearing make up again. I just watch you for your pretty face, diplomatic attitude and that smooth voice. You soothe my anxiety John. Keep being beautiful.

    • @lovevuite
      @lovevuite 5 лет назад

      @American Ajumma boom

  • @LetsChatGrace
    @LetsChatGrace 6 лет назад +563

    “they were established in 1854,i actually remember when they first launch” hahaha! i love your humour!

    • @diskgabiru
      @diskgabiru 6 лет назад +21

      grace l not a joke lol

    • @JohnSmith-bg2yu
      @JohnSmith-bg2yu 6 лет назад +15

      grace l oh yes, his "humour".

    • @cassiewinters331
      @cassiewinters331 6 лет назад +35

      He’s not joking though. He is 24,000 years old. Our Dark Lord is an immortal beautiful being.

    • @pupupurin143
      @pupupurin143 6 лет назад

      My god I love his fanbase so much!!!

    • @adens_art22
      @adens_art22 6 лет назад +2

      It's funny how some people think he is joking.

  • @Bruhtheusual
    @Bruhtheusual 6 лет назад +449

    His royal highness is back. Thank you for blessing us with another fillum, your grace.

    • @Allyson6C
      @Allyson6C 6 лет назад +4

      Ben Bean
      HAAA!!! I freaking love your comment! I let out a huge belly laugh!!! 💚💜

  • @nickypearceND
    @nickypearceND 4 года назад +90

    As a hair removal professional I can confirm that John is a 100% bob on with his information here. Very acurate and informational video, I enjoyed watching it and look forward to hearing more.

  • @theblackdeath4398
    @theblackdeath4398 6 лет назад +701

    "Through the many millenia"
    I told you he was a vampire

    • @babylinaxx
      @babylinaxx 5 лет назад +2

      Kate Noswatudidthere I do believe not all Vampires drink blood, some Vampires in legends and myths as I
      believe, feast on animal blood, preferably goat. But I am not entirely sure

    • @dionbennett6089
      @dionbennett6089 5 лет назад +4

      @@cathl4953 some vampires tend to rely on their enhanced charm to lure victims to them 😈

    • @yamjams8907
      @yamjams8907 5 лет назад +1

      WWRRRRYYYYYYYYYY

  • @suk4honesty
    @suk4honesty 6 лет назад +2719

    I would love to see you in a 1920's inspired makeup look!

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад +6

      vickie g oooh that would be awesome!

    • @Radjehuty
      @Radjehuty 6 лет назад +11

      That'd probably be a pretty short video....in the 20s, makeup was surprisingly basic.

    • @KevinMAbraham
      @KevinMAbraham 6 лет назад +21

      Not just make up look... *a look* ... whole 1920 starts from head to toe

    • @morbjrn5265
      @morbjrn5265 6 лет назад +36

      I'm sure he'd love to visit his younger days.

    • @scissorluv80
      @scissorluv80 6 лет назад +2

      Makeup in the 20’s was very basic and quite similar to what they are wearing in this video.

  • @ashleysma1511
    @ashleysma1511 5 лет назад +675

    'ONE SHALL NOT BE A VICTIM, ONE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS." As a ritual abuse survivor, this is my next permanent body portrait. I dare say, for fear of incredulity, and ridicule, that I just discovered the beautiful celestial being that is John Maclean. I have opted to impart a seamless amount of pressure on the subscription button that lies adjacent Creator's alias with great ferocity. I must say, I do feel as if he is a kindred spirit.

    • @nibs8837
      @nibs8837 5 лет назад +61

      Ashley Sma, it saddens me that you were a victim of abuse. Congratulations on your survival and triumph, and may you continue on the journey of life to ascend to the pinnacle of victory!

  • @yasmin-lq8pp
    @yasmin-lq8pp 6 лет назад +898

    “I am *the* male”

    • @barbaras9594
      @barbaras9594 5 лет назад +38

      No, not “a” male, *THE* male
      You go John

    • @ccirish4519
      @ccirish4519 5 лет назад +12

      Yazzie Mah As a conservative republican I felt and celebrate this 🎊 love him

    • @Savannahesims
      @Savannahesims 5 лет назад +4

      Twilight Princess same!!!

    • @gurogirl1151
      @gurogirl1151 5 лет назад +7

      That makes it sound like he’s actually Adam from the Adam and Eve story lol

  • @jacquipower2619
    @jacquipower2619 6 лет назад +1344

    Hahah I love your eternal vampire jokes that you can almost miss if you don’t pay attention

    • @victoriaf8571
      @victoriaf8571 6 лет назад +45

      They're so smoothly done I think he might actually be one 😂😂😂

    • @littlesimsie2039
      @littlesimsie2039 6 лет назад +24

      What jokes?

    • @ellieeille6430
      @ellieeille6430 6 лет назад +26

      But they’re not jokes.

    • @jaanvijoyejob4536
      @jaanvijoyejob4536 6 лет назад +2

      Ouf I was the one like that made this comment get 1k likes and that was the highlight of my day

    • @kellyk.8519
      @kellyk.8519 5 лет назад +2

      The way he says film is very old English, actually Shakespeare used to pronounce it the same, so I've read.

  • @DanasLilMakeup
    @DanasLilMakeup 6 лет назад +425

    Holy shit man, this human being is just otherworldly, I am pretty sure Anne Rice created him.

    • @maehelsinki6464
      @maehelsinki6464 5 лет назад +17

      I want him to do an audio book of the vampire Lestat

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 5 лет назад +7

      I suddenly think of "Blackwood Farm" and Petronia😊. I would actually prefer him to do a reading of 'Pandora' and 'Vittorio'. They're basically history books.

    • @lothruin1
      @lothruin1 5 лет назад +8

      If Anne Rice had created him, he probably wouldn't be allowed to make videos, or even have opinions of his own...

    • @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree
      @sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 5 лет назад +3

      I first thought of Lasher, idk why..

    • @lisawhite-pagano3455
      @lisawhite-pagano3455 4 года назад +2

      DanasLilMakeup I came on to say I want him to star in the next Anne Rice novel turned into a movie. He is definitely of Lestat’s time!! ❤️

  • @Imbhind7proxies
    @Imbhind7proxies 6 лет назад +1362

    If you ever decide to start a cult, straight up, I'd probably join 😂😂😂

    • @ProdavackaDivu
      @ProdavackaDivu 6 лет назад +2

      Imbhind7proxies lmao

    • @garnwalkerstables
      @garnwalkerstables 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, count me in too !

    • @DelphineEraklea
      @DelphineEraklea 6 лет назад +13

      Right along there with Jim Pickens, they would make a perfect couple

    • @DelphineEraklea
      @DelphineEraklea 6 лет назад

      Blank Sketch i think john has one, how do you think pickens will get to it

    • @theabstractonejpg8891
      @theabstractonejpg8891 6 лет назад

      @@DelphineEraklea I think grim could help him 🤔

  • @currentresident3775
    @currentresident3775 6 лет назад +372

    Seriously- Lord Maclean needs:
    1. A role written for him on Outlander or another period epic.
    2. To do voice overs for commercial products (luxury only, of course.)
    3. His own full range cosmetics line.
    4. His own custom/signature furniture, home decor.
    I love him so much!

    • @lorrainer4782
      @lorrainer4782 6 лет назад +2

      Mo Mo uhhhhhh everything John yes yes and yes pls. such a soul.

    • @currentresident3775
      @currentresident3775 6 лет назад +1

      eternalcosmo star Wow- he does! Great call.

    • @gamegal1238
      @gamegal1238 6 лет назад +4

      eternalcosmo star Finally someone says it! I think he looks just like her, which is a fine compliment because she's very pretty.

    • @ABD-42
      @ABD-42 6 лет назад +4

      What about an audio book?

    • @MegaAmy1979
      @MegaAmy1979 6 лет назад

      Annalise Baulman totally

  • @jamiejam9066
    @jamiejam9066 4 года назад +116

    I had no idea u were Male..
    Your look is so angelic and androgynous..
    Such a fascinating look..
    Stunning

  • @liquidmantle
    @liquidmantle 6 лет назад +279

    I honestly admire you. The fact that you can live your life as a man who looks just like a woman testifies to the strength of your personal identity. It shows that it goes above stereotypical ideas of gender roles against the expectations of anyone, because you are yourself and nobody else.

  • @robertthe3rd673
    @robertthe3rd673 6 лет назад +1176

    "It isn't purely choice, it is nature." 👏THIS👏IS👏THE👏TRUE👏TEA👏SIS👏

    • @julystargaryen9452
      @julystargaryen9452 5 лет назад +5

      YES 🍵🍵🍵

    • @otakufirewolf3368
      @otakufirewolf3368 5 лет назад +8

      LEMME GET MAH KETTLE

    • @joehernandez3538
      @joehernandez3538 5 лет назад +21

      Its madam, not sis

    • @strawberries7534
      @strawberries7534 5 лет назад +3

      What nature is this to look like a woman in the face and a man in the crotch? For me its purely choice.

    • @samsev
      @samsev 5 лет назад +16

      @@strawberries7534 he literally explained in the vid

  • @hannieloooo
    @hannieloooo 5 лет назад +79

    I love how you described yourself as an androgynous person. You are beautiful and so well spoken. I love your videos and your personality. Thank you for sharing with us. ❤️

  • @SmittenKitten.
    @SmittenKitten. 6 лет назад +4358

    You look like a gorgeous porcelain doll.

  • @MILENKOLEVtv
    @MILENKOLEVtv 6 лет назад +1312

    *HuMan BeiNgs ArE NoT thE bEst at keePiNg sEeCrets...* well ...the best thing i have ever heard...

    • @pollykalinova2244
      @pollykalinova2244 6 лет назад

      MILEN KOLEV ne znaeh che gledash takiva neshta 😄😄

    • @MILENKOLEVtv
      @MILENKOLEVtv 6 лет назад

      :D аз съм в крак със всичко !

    • @MILENKOLEVtv
      @MILENKOLEVtv 6 лет назад

      @어BTS는 평균적인 소년 밴드가 아닙니다. уча граматика от него хахаха

    • @moonlighteye5257
      @moonlighteye5257 6 лет назад +1

      Omg йес!!!! Хд

    • @mg-iu4wl
      @mg-iu4wl 5 лет назад

      Здрасти

  • @marljusweety
    @marljusweety 4 года назад +120

    "I absolutely love the sun, but only when its on a postcard."

  • @daphney3748
    @daphney3748 6 лет назад +644

    " I am also THEE man" youre the best hahaha

  • @kennedycrouch5171
    @kennedycrouch5171 6 лет назад +597

    “you would actually smell the hair burning. it smells like...burnt hair” thanks professor john

    • @fernxx2902
      @fernxx2902 6 лет назад +1

      kennedy crouch 😂😂😂

    • @JolynesSister
      @JolynesSister 6 лет назад +19

      "You die if you get killed." 😂

  • @hiheyhello156
    @hiheyhello156 3 года назад +29

    As a woman who struggles greatly with PCOS and facial hair i thank you so much for making this video. I am quite interested in laser hair removal and this video is the push i needed to seek help

  • @tennillej9601
    @tennillej9601 6 лет назад +1393

    Such elegance and poise to johns voice i could listen to him all day i'd love if he did an ebook

  • @Ggeekz
    @Ggeekz 6 лет назад +802

    I would listen to you narrate the progress of paint drying. You are beyond soothing

    • @MissJessicaMakeup
      @MissJessicaMakeup 6 лет назад +2

      Ruva Chipato Lol

    • @XandriaRavenheart
      @XandriaRavenheart 5 лет назад +1

      That's actually already narrated by Baumgartner Restoration...and I love to listen to his videos. He has a very soothing voice. So yeah, even paint drying can be interesting xD

    • @beautyellacarolmkuma5533
      @beautyellacarolmkuma5533 5 лет назад

      Ruva Chipato 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sabariahsayang
    @sabariahsayang 5 лет назад +218

    I just can't stop looking into his eyes. I think he's a magnificent creature.

  • @fragileasglass3192
    @fragileasglass3192 6 лет назад +1681

    I am an androgynous boy, and I also choose to look feminine. My problem is that I have a really thick beard and it grows really fast. The good thing is that my skin is pale and my hair is dark, so I believe laser hair removal will do amazingly well on my skin.
    I'm tired of shaving. My skin is so, so sensitive and it can stay inflamed and red for days and days... Hopefully this year I will start with laser hair removal, because body and facial hair also causes me disphoria, so... can't wait for it!.

    • @nickiminajj3119
      @nickiminajj3119 6 лет назад +20

      Fragile As Glass have you tried threading your facial hair all you need is thread don't have to pay for laser I grown thick hair and it removes seamless try it

    • @amethystsamia
      @amethystsamia 6 лет назад +40

      I would think that threading would take as long to complete as electrolysis, as each hair must be dealt with individually. Essentially it is the same as tweeting or plucking, no?

    • @BellaLovesYouu14
      @BellaLovesYouu14 6 лет назад +6

      I wish the best of luck to you!

    • @ecilaeniarol9863
      @ecilaeniarol9863 6 лет назад +12

      Fragile As Glass Have you tried facial depilatory creams? I have sensitive skin and waxing causes major irritation and ingrown hairs. The depilatory creams work well for me and the hair grows back very slowly

    • @PaloSanto7
      @PaloSanto7 6 лет назад +45

      Electrolysis is permanent hair removal. Laser hair removal is permanent hair reduction. Threading doesn't kill the hair follicle and therefore isn't a permanent solution.

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 6 лет назад +685

    I cannot be eating while watching John. His sudden jokes and quips nearly made me choke or spit out my dinner.
    Love your fillums, John 😘

    • @liamkampff1
      @liamkampff1 6 лет назад +7

      Anna K RIGHT? Just as I'm calmed by the voice, I'm jolted by a sudden joke hahaha love it

    • @lauranichols2027
      @lauranichols2027 6 лет назад +6

      "Like a scrotum", I almost spat out my coffee! I ❤ John!

    • @kimberlyporter9555
      @kimberlyporter9555 6 лет назад +17

      The jokes are so unpredictable, immediate, devastating and delivered with such aplomb they could have been easily missed.

    • @radicallyWIRED
      @radicallyWIRED 6 лет назад +1

      I absolutely love the sun...but only when it’s on a postcard - DEAD

    • @pupupurin143
      @pupupurin143 6 лет назад +2

      Filums*

  • @sims2rmylife
    @sims2rmylife 5 лет назад +335

    18:41 - “I actually remembered when they first launched “. ..... um that shaving cream was established 1854 so you are how old??? 😳

  • @dylandupre420
    @dylandupre420 6 лет назад +262

    I love how he drops these little remarks that he's immortal. Ex."iv descovered thtouout the many millennia that humans are not the best at keeping secrets." Lol

  • @Itsmeyourdad666
    @Itsmeyourdad666 6 лет назад +435

    Listening to him speak is currently keeping an oncoming panic attack at bay

  • @noelpiriz9977
    @noelpiriz9977 5 лет назад +55

    I really love that he doesn't exclude anyone, that speaks very well of him.

  • @ouranos0101
    @ouranos0101 6 лет назад +218

    You are beyond male and female. You are divine!

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 лет назад +322

    "I actually remember when they first launched in 1854" - ahahahahah :D In all seriousness, John, the Council called again. They are very conserned about you breaking the Masquerade

  • @AdAm-dd4jq
    @AdAm-dd4jq 4 года назад +38

    I just watch these FILUMS to just stare at Johns face. Watching his mouth. His eyes. His eye makeup. Flawless. And incredible wit and humour. Your use of the vernacular is almost ASMR

  • @vanessab4517
    @vanessab4517 6 лет назад +111

    "I love the sun light, but only when it's on a postcard." Me too. 😅🖤

  • @NOMAAM1970
    @NOMAAM1970 6 лет назад +2005

    John honey you are so beautiful. So refined and studious. I’m just in love with you as a human.

    • @ravenl.6983
      @ravenl.6983 6 лет назад +44

      Bold of you to assume he is human

    • @chitaprrnctzen1088
      @chitaprrnctzen1088 6 лет назад +3

      @@ravenl.6983 omg 😂

    • @pupupurin143
      @pupupurin143 6 лет назад +3

      He isnt human hes a vampire. Stop assuming species 🤦🏻

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 6 лет назад +7

      Brave of you to insult The McLean Bloodline like that.
      Better go to sleep with garlic braids and a stake from now on.

  • @reas4925
    @reas4925 5 лет назад +253

    me:im gonna go to sleep early tonight
    *watching a beard removal video at 3am even i dont have beard*

  • @khadijahmartin8529
    @khadijahmartin8529 6 лет назад +449

    s e a m l e s s n e s s

    • @Ddddddddm75
      @Ddddddddm75 6 лет назад +11

      Kat Melane I wait for this comment every week.

  • @kauemoura
    @kauemoura 6 лет назад +360

    Sometimes I ever so slightly pluck the hair that grows off my visage with a device made of metal. It assists with the intention of obtaining a seamlessly faded pair of brows.

  • @dannayras3065
    @dannayras3065 5 лет назад +70

    “I am a man, I am THE man” you are indeed John the man x

  • @cerysm6293
    @cerysm6293 6 лет назад +380

    I’m convinced he’s not from this planet and I’m okay with that

  • @CharleneMuchunu
    @CharleneMuchunu 6 лет назад +352

    I am, also, THE man

  • @loudenbrickley2993
    @loudenbrickley2993 5 лет назад +139

    Everyone's talking about his lips when he talks but honestly I'm staring straight into his eyes

    • @dollygutz8418
      @dollygutz8418 4 года назад +1

      love johns piercing blue eyes, they mesmerize

  • @1015SaturdayNight
    @1015SaturdayNight 6 лет назад +533

    I, too, love the sunlight...on the other side of my blackout curtains 🖤

  • @helenedahlsveen93
    @helenedahlsveen93 6 лет назад +242

    It’s kinda weird how I in the beginnig found John a little scary. But the more i watched, the more addicted i got.

    • @EliKat94
      @EliKat94 6 лет назад +11

      I'm in that stage right now, he's fascinating but a little scary.

    • @sibylmurielfernandez6453
      @sibylmurielfernandez6453 6 лет назад +3

      Elisabeth Lyonheart it happens the same to me; i get a little scared whenever i watch him at night 😂

    • @laveenaimmanuel1800
      @laveenaimmanuel1800 6 лет назад

      Same here. Absolutely love him now

    • @honkyhonk
      @honkyhonk 6 лет назад +1

      Scary how? (Not arguing, just genuinely curious)
      I think I'm intimidated by how perfect he presents himself but also in awe. I feel so smelly and scruffy in comparison 😅

    • @laveenaimmanuel1800
      @laveenaimmanuel1800 6 лет назад

      @@honkyhonk personally, i found him a little intimidating at first. But now am very comfortable with this ASMR voice

  • @justy2263
    @justy2263 6 лет назад +53

    ”I love sunlight, but only if it is on postcard”
    Same

  • @mahirasarfraz6400
    @mahirasarfraz6400 6 лет назад +110

    John Maclean over any other beauty guru any day. Honestly what a pure personality, and he didn’t have to start drama to get subscribers.

  • @amandapanda9595
    @amandapanda9595 6 лет назад +187

    "it launched in 1854, I actually remember the launch" what...

    • @gyrachman
      @gyrachman 6 лет назад

      Amanda Panda 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @victoriagriffin8996
      @victoriagriffin8996 6 лет назад

      I said the same thing.... 🤔

    • @amandapanda9595
      @amandapanda9595 6 лет назад +1

      Victoria Griffin sorry ?? I didn't check all the comments before I shared my own.. my bad

    • @babynuggethead5576
      @babynuggethead5576 6 лет назад

      U wot?!

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 6 лет назад +18

      Amanda Panda It's a running joke that John is a vampire and therefore immortal.

  • @Elena-Studio
    @Elena-Studio 5 лет назад +70

    One should not be a victim
    One should be victorious.

  • @rosegirlz88
    @rosegirlz88 6 лет назад +71

    My husband hates his hair, I shall have to get him laser hair removal. Thank you John, you are timeless, seamless and peerless.

  • @Swipprr
    @Swipprr 6 лет назад +121

    I love how all the beauty gurus are dramatic they all got tea and drama going on and he’s just here like chill af 😂

    • @rose4490
      @rose4490 5 лет назад +2

      That's why he's The Man! ☺

  • @birdiesbeautyx
    @birdiesbeautyx 6 лет назад +16

    I love how this is done in such a way that it's self loving and there's absolutely no shaming of anyone else or their looks and decisions. That's really hard to find, especially online.

  • @BernaySauce
    @BernaySauce 6 лет назад +347

    Ok, the Internet can stop now. John Maclean's won.

  • @aurorapicciotto6675
    @aurorapicciotto6675 6 лет назад +217

    'The sun is NOT our friend'
    TRUE

  • @dmwoodard01
    @dmwoodard01 4 года назад +2

    I watched Robert Walsh watch your video, and he raved about you so I had to see. This is the 6th video I have watched and I am hooked. You are such a beautiful soul, and so open and honest. I love the fact you say its not for everyone, this is refreshing.

  • @sleepycatwitch7938
    @sleepycatwitch7938 6 лет назад +139

    He's absolutely gorgeous! He reminds me of a fine, porcelain Loki.😍❤️

  • @carrieberg5167
    @carrieberg5167 6 лет назад +70

    Me: I dont want hair on my face, get rid of it
    John: Seeing as it hasn’t been invited, it must go

  • @foxspurplelolli4318
    @foxspurplelolli4318 5 лет назад +60

    I would love for John to do audio books. Jane Austin’s body of work comes to mind.
    That would be utterly Sublime💫💫💫

  • @lauraadienegonzalezescalan2957
    @lauraadienegonzalezescalan2957 6 лет назад +124

    I'm hypnotized by you... Does any one else feel like an uncivilized caveman when looking at Jhon's videos?

    • @davidfenton2616
      @davidfenton2616 5 лет назад

      Laura Adiene González Escalante Absolutely...

    • @bubbagene145
      @bubbagene145 5 лет назад

      Absolutely.

    • @LadyEng
      @LadyEng 5 лет назад +1

      I feel I'll never be clean enough to be in his presence

  • @rachellevin9855
    @rachellevin9855 6 лет назад +77

    I squealed so loudly when I saw John had uploaded that my parents told me to be quiet. They just do not understand the wonder that is Lord Maclean.

  • @hln573
    @hln573 5 лет назад +61

    "it wasn't invited so it had to go!"
    that might just be my new life motto 😏😏😏

  • @melanieg7955
    @melanieg7955 6 лет назад +121

    Never will I use this information, but I can assure you I will watch this film upwards of 15 times.

  • @jennifernichole9543
    @jennifernichole9543 6 лет назад +173

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A FILUM, A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HIS HIGHNESS SIR JOHN MACLEAN.

  • @DonaBologna
    @DonaBologna 5 лет назад +107

    If anyone cares, I spent thousands of dollars on laser hair reduction and these are my results after 8-10 treatments on each area:
    Full legs: 75% reduction in hair
    Full Brazilian: 25% reduction in hair
    Underarms: Almost no reduction
    I am German descent and have thick dark hair, which is ideal for laser hair removal. It was surprising to me that some areas responded differently than others and some not at all. The process was painful and expensive and I expected better results. Also some hairs have slowly returned over the years. I would not pay for it again knowing the end result for myself.

    • @tiff2106
      @tiff2106 5 лет назад +11

      DonaBologna interesting, I have very different results (dark, pretty fine hair, light skin).
      Axillaries: 6 sessions 80% hair Reduktion
      Lower legs: 4 sessions 90% hair removal
      Both have been stable for a year now and I need to get more session when my health permits it. I think you have to find the method that works for you.

    • @HadesRising
      @HadesRising 5 лет назад +10

      See a doctor, check your hormones. Sometimes those fuckers are responsible for that matter.

    • @giupinkfairy
      @giupinkfairy 5 лет назад

      I think you should try another kind of laser. I've gotten only one session done with diodes and my armpits look INCREDIBLY less hairy, and patchy (as the dermatologist said) and the other areas I had it done, hair grew visibly more sparse, finer and shorter (if any). My only complaint is my armpit got red and painful for like 12 hs. Also I'm a very light tan and of Arab descent so hair is almost pitch black, and have very sensitive skin.

    • @dollygutz8418
      @dollygutz8418 4 года назад

      im fair with black brown hair, 2 sessions only , 90% gone

    • @FerGloves
      @FerGloves 2 года назад +1

      What kind of laser did you do? I have heard there are many types

  • @fernxx2902
    @fernxx2902 6 лет назад +182

    John is my ASMR 🙆

  • @sasacrezy3281
    @sasacrezy3281 6 лет назад +94

    Let's be honest. He is a genuine kind soul with brilliant videos but we also use his videos to sleep because he is as calming as a fountain!

  • @Muchamuchacha
    @Muchamuchacha 5 лет назад +19

    "one shall not be a victim; one shall be victorious"
    Thank you.

  • @jocastillo3533
    @jocastillo3533 6 лет назад +160

    "I am A MAN.. I am THEE MAN" 🤣😂

    • @parisz
      @parisz 6 лет назад +4

      Jo Castillo I screamed!!!

    • @booksndreams4225
      @booksndreams4225 6 лет назад +1

      I don't want to sound like the oxford dictionary but you can't use the term 'thee' when it comes to pointing hings out. 'Thee' is another form of 'you' so if one woud it lay out, in the way you did, it would mean 'I am you man' which is grammatically incorrect.
      It is only Johns pronounciation which makes it sound like 'thee'. :D

  • @born_confused
    @born_confused 6 лет назад +66

    " One shall not be a victim, one shall be victorious" John lord of the darkness

    • @MoonstoneSister
      @MoonstoneSister 6 лет назад

      I adore you and your sense of humor! I love how you speak and can listen to you for hours...hypnotic.

  • @nos6099
    @nos6099 5 лет назад +25

    You're absolutely gorgeous, John. You're EXACTLY what the beauty community needs. Thank you for being YOU.

  • @avap.9429
    @avap.9429 6 лет назад +211

    I do not have a beard (for I am not a male) but I feel more educated. Thank you for gracing me with your presence

    • @theluckypoptart2945
      @theluckypoptart2945 5 лет назад +2

      I am not male either but have facial hair growth.
      Oddly in his problem areas.

    • @AmandaStefanin
      @AmandaStefanin 5 лет назад +2

      The lucky poptart hahahahahahahahahhaah.... Same 😣

  • @knotsnchains6907
    @knotsnchains6907 6 лет назад +244

    I am a female and I have pcos ... which also means that I am hairsuit.. I have more leg and arm hair than my brother born of the same parents.. I also grow hair on my chin and neck and a few on my cheeks.. I would love to have most of my body hair removed.... thanks John for your imput... I pluck and shave my beard

    • @rachealborders
      @rachealborders 6 лет назад +13

      knots nchains same here... gotta love the struggle! I just shave and pluck.

    • @TheLoopyTiger
      @TheLoopyTiger 6 лет назад +42

      Haha, hairsuit is the perfect term for it, but the technical term is hirsute.

    • @kyokitty16
      @kyokitty16 6 лет назад +1

      I also grow hair on my face. I usually shave it because plucking made more appear. Lol it took me a min to accept it and be open about it

    • @253loli2
      @253loli2 6 лет назад +3

      I had laser and it didnt work, after the fact they said it doesnt work for people with PCOS

    • @nh-wr3qr
      @nh-wr3qr 6 лет назад +1

      253 loli yes..only electrolysis works with pcos. Some respond to gentle yag laser. But electrolysis is still the best.