SOFT ELEGANT ENGLISH ROSE MAKEUP TUTORIAL | JOHN MACLEAN

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @kalekayls
    @kalekayls 6 лет назад +1679

    Me: *I don't want to say it wrong.*
    John: *_I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degrees of accuracy._*

    • @600Denise
      @600Denise 5 лет назад +62

      Now I feel like I have to speak cursive 24/7 and I love it?

    • @jungookookie413
      @jungookookie413 5 лет назад +4

      Me: cmiiw

    • @ecmgbt9
      @ecmgbt9 5 лет назад +17

      12:19

  • @ToutCQJM
    @ToutCQJM 6 лет назад +1787

    John, you’re so kind to accept a present from your mortal sister. She’s very fortunate.

    • @anak4600
      @anak4600 6 лет назад +35

      Mr. Maclean is much generous

    • @jerryvang5149
      @jerryvang5149 6 лет назад +16

      There can only be one immortal sister in the Maclean Clan

    • @glamazon6172
      @glamazon6172 6 лет назад +3

      calafeast Maybe she’s all three? 😍

    • @tsukasahiiragi1468
      @tsukasahiiragi1468 6 лет назад

      @Legendary Vocalists twin????

    • @JadeyChi
      @JadeyChi 6 лет назад +6

      I have to imagine his sister is also an immortal vampire

  • @nekobakaa7554
    @nekobakaa7554 6 лет назад +1247

    john is the only makeup artist who's 'little bit' is really just a little bit 🤔

    • @dananezat
      @dananezat 6 лет назад +23

      not the only makeup artist....but in respect to youtube "gurus"- absolutely.

  • @roymantic1833
    @roymantic1833 6 лет назад +1313

    Can you imagine our Lord playing a horror game and then getting jumpscared?
    **Jumpscare**
    **Slightly moves** Well I am certainly aghast ever so slightly!

    • @meggiemoo931
      @meggiemoo931 5 лет назад +6

      ybr underrated comment

    • @wardweave4202
      @wardweave4202 5 лет назад +3

      I need this so badly

    • @apocalypsedollofficial
      @apocalypsedollofficial 3 года назад +2

      I work at a haunted house and I really wish our Lord would come through. John is so fierce and lovely that it's probably scarier than me being purposely scary haha

  • @croissants.4748
    @croissants.4748 6 лет назад +612

    “subscription is optional” A LEGEND

  • @HoshizoraOW
    @HoshizoraOW 6 лет назад +5341

    Every time I watch John, I feel like I’ve gained brain cells

    • @mel-qu7rn
      @mel-qu7rn 6 лет назад +72

      SAME and a better english vocabulary

    • @meme-sw1pc
      @meme-sw1pc 6 лет назад +43

      Or realise how few you really have.

    • @kirby89
      @kirby89 6 лет назад +5

      Hoshizora , sis where’s the lie? Where’d she go?

    • @Joyleaf84
      @Joyleaf84 6 лет назад +36

      I recommend John Maclean videos to anyone dealing with too much stupid so they can feel better.

    • @ryanflynn9793
      @ryanflynn9793 6 лет назад +3

      Love you Hoshi

  • @its-christmas-time3922
    @its-christmas-time3922 6 лет назад +778

    skin as white as snow
    hair black like raven
    lips red as blood
    John Maclean is Snow White confirmed

  • @flupcake2061
    @flupcake2061 6 лет назад +575

    You: first
    Me, a John Maclean viewer: it appears that I have arrived earlier than the average commenter would.

    • @minnie21434
      @minnie21434 Месяц назад +1

      I even read it in his voice😂😂

  • @supremepancakes4388
    @supremepancakes4388 6 лет назад +2317

    Watching John before my interview at Microsoft to gain some brain cells

    • @angelarafael9875
      @angelarafael9875 6 лет назад +61

      SupremePancakes good luck hope you get that job 🙂

    • @liaades9452
      @liaades9452 6 лет назад +29

      Good luck!

    • @queen_joeh2508
      @queen_joeh2508 6 лет назад +20

      good luck my friend ❤️

    • @mikeysal231
      @mikeysal231 6 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @pinknpurple9441
      @pinknpurple9441 6 лет назад +10

      SupremePancakes Right! Good Luck And if it already happened I hope you got the job ❤️

  • @thomasanchell1633
    @thomasanchell1633 6 лет назад +721

    that hand movement when bringing in the brush at 11:53 has me crying, you snatched it faster than you snatch everybodies wig.

  • @MusiqueFiend
    @MusiqueFiend 6 лет назад +2023

    How is he speaking in cursive?

  • @Mama_Mia84
    @Mama_Mia84 6 лет назад +1036

    *_Luring all the lords to the court_*

    • @abbysmith2219
      @abbysmith2219 6 лет назад +9

      @bribripot this just made my day 😂

    • @1015SaturdayNight
      @1015SaturdayNight 6 лет назад +5

      bribripot Would wear on a tee shirt 🤣

    • @mrsmadtux
      @mrsmadtux 6 лет назад +15

      It’s actually his caviar which lures the lords to the court. 😉🙃😋🤴🏻

  • @natalitoteva6332
    @natalitoteva6332 6 лет назад +1906

    welcome back to our unproblematic makeup queen

  • @PaperJass
    @PaperJass 6 лет назад +643

    15:13 the most aggressive brush naming in history

    • @Teafa
      @Teafa 6 лет назад +68

      15:33 had my attention as well

    • @onlyme722
      @onlyme722 6 лет назад +22

      I thought surely you were exaggerating but then I clicked the time-link....lolllll.

    • @Inannarising
      @Inannarising 5 лет назад +5

      Haha real spit!!

    • @themindofameya2251
      @themindofameya2251 4 года назад +4

      I got scared

    • @chillas12
      @chillas12 4 года назад

      Joseph Tippit LOL

  • @mojo7791
    @mojo7791 6 лет назад +499

    even the way john says that he doesn’t know the name of a brush is amazing, you can’t not love everything about john
    “I am hesistant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear that I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy”

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 лет назад +21

      He said it as I read your comment. What kind of black magic is this?

    • @charm.6431
      @charm.6431 6 лет назад +3

      @@samwalker3165 same!! Lol

    • @AA-mu1wx
      @AA-mu1wx 6 лет назад +2

      I quit reading after articulate 😂😂

  • @AmyJayOnTheWay
    @AmyJayOnTheWay 6 лет назад +1104

    I absolutely adore this sort of look. So soft and pretty, perfect for any pagan gathering for the worship of Lord Maclean.

    • @NOMAAM1970
      @NOMAAM1970 6 лет назад +7

      Amy Jay Yes hunny. This comment is perfect and so true. 💜

    • @danusdragonfly6640
      @danusdragonfly6640 6 лет назад +11

      Ohhhhh! I would love for Lord Maclean to do a pagan lord/lady of the woods look! That would be everything!

    • @talia_d
      @talia_d 6 лет назад

      where, where is the gathering? I must join!

    • @DubiousandLugubrious
      @DubiousandLugubrious 2 года назад

      @@NOMAAM1970 I know this is three years later, but... I don't care
      One might even say that it was...
      seamless

  • @GA-co8fb
    @GA-co8fb 6 лет назад +385

    Before watching John -"I feel happy now :)"
    After watching John " I am besides oneself with joy"

    • @missyhatton3160
      @missyhatton3160 6 лет назад

      👏🏻

    • @lylvls
      @lylvls 6 лет назад +13

      Before watching John - 'toilet paper"
      After watching John - "lavatory roll"😂

    • @thosebandkids4425
      @thosebandkids4425 6 лет назад +4

      I love what a positive person you are:)

    • @GA-co8fb
      @GA-co8fb 6 лет назад +1

      @atticus babe thank you for the grammer lesson. I was aware, autocorrect however was not.

    • @lribbonk
      @lribbonk 6 лет назад +6

      Gina Armstrong it appears you have deviated ever so slightly from the highest degree of accuracy when spelling out the word “grammar”

  • @reyshamrai8350
    @reyshamrai8350 6 лет назад +2246

    Me before 01st oct 2018: toilet paper
    Me after 01st oct 2018: lavatory roll

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 лет назад +12

      Lmaoooooooo
      Wut.

    • @mayacarmel8510
      @mayacarmel8510 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @noname-ou3qj
      @noname-ou3qj 6 лет назад +20

      His voice has changed sooo much either its cuz he stayed in london longer amount of time cuz he lives there even tho in england we dnt speak like that or he is very clever 😂

    • @taradale3220
      @taradale3220 6 лет назад +14

      Jade amber lmao why does it matter? It’s awesome sauce! Like warm butter melting over my mashed potatoes

    • @derekg7853
      @derekg7853 6 лет назад +21

      @@noname-ou3qj He's originally from Scotland, so it's probably a Scottish/English accent mix

  • @farafathia3605
    @farafathia3605 6 лет назад +420

    A morphe free make up artist. Oh what a time to be alive

  • @razzledazzleist
    @razzledazzleist 6 лет назад +157

    When I apply blush, i have John's voice in my head saying "apply ever so slightly, soften and blur any edges to ensure seamlessness". Actually makes me apply less blush and it looks better

    • @keirajones633
      @keirajones633 4 года назад +6

      When I put on toner I tell myself to “work inwards” with the cotton pad in johns voice

  • @TigerHorseTiger
    @TigerHorseTiger 6 лет назад +539

    How has this been uploaded 30secs ago and someone (in the notification squad) has thumbs down 👎??
    They don't like seamlessness??

    • @notyourtypicalgirl9802
      @notyourtypicalgirl9802 6 лет назад +17

      They liked it so much that they thought it's like upside-down 🙃

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 лет назад +11

      To be honest, I think they just *seamslesslenessleness*

    • @kokim4209
      @kokim4209 6 лет назад +5

      They're haters! Down with them!

    • @TheAnabolina
      @TheAnabolina 6 лет назад +15

      They aspire to seamlessness, but they're painfully aware that they'll never achieve it

    • @tennillej9601
      @tennillej9601 6 лет назад +14

      They are peasants

  • @taliesinbreen
    @taliesinbreen 6 лет назад +187

    It’s comforting to know that even our 12,000 year old gods still struggle with cold sores. Bless you, my dark lord. ❤️

  • @alyssas4786
    @alyssas4786 6 лет назад +260

    1:15 "I think it is useful to take the viewpoint that beauty isnt necessarily about just the appearance of things, it's also about how it makes you feel better. If something makes you feel better, then I think that is a beautiful thing."
    *thank you daddy queen, you're superb in all things beautiful*

    • @hs-ism
      @hs-ism 6 лет назад +1

      He is THE MAN

  • @jojo5821
    @jojo5821 6 лет назад +615

    15:13 I SPIT MY WATER, the devil possessed our Lord for a few seconds

    • @braddyhyperchavz2335
      @braddyhyperchavz2335 6 лет назад +1

      Ahahahahha

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 лет назад +102

      I'm sure it was entirely consensual, they are good friends you know

    • @omfgitsjocelyn
      @omfgitsjocelyn 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahahahaahhahaha

    • @pockettrollsforsale4221
      @pockettrollsforsale4221 6 лет назад +25

      I CANT BREATH
      Im like hella new to this humans channel
      And this comment
      Has me w h e e z i n g

    • @feykalade7268
      @feykalade7268 6 лет назад +3

      ahahahaha! i was searching for this in the comments!

  • @CatLadyFitness
    @CatLadyFitness 6 лет назад +69

    Legitimately always the best comment section of any filums on all of the RUclips.

  • @amylee3590
    @amylee3590 6 лет назад +1339

    "As especially lately, I've been as dry as a fossilised baklava"

  • @kimberlyWestfall1
    @kimberlyWestfall1 6 лет назад +502

    I absolutely adore the way John says "bye". 😊

    • @melsyoutube
      @melsyoutube 6 лет назад +3

      Me too 😭

    • @AshCupric
      @AshCupric 6 лет назад +10

      It always brings a smile to my face! 💕

    • @gretchenkelly7358
      @gretchenkelly7358 6 лет назад +12

      That ever so slight manic pitch when he says it 🖤

    • @neversaidiwasdeep
      @neversaidiwasdeep 6 лет назад

      Ba- Ha- E

    • @AggysMagic
      @AggysMagic 6 лет назад

      Yes, it sounds in a way that makes me miss him right after watching the video!

  • @millyess247
    @millyess247 6 лет назад +959

    what has been your favourite century you have lived through?

    • @montesclarosmyrna7964
      @montesclarosmyrna7964 6 лет назад +83

      I bet the renaissance or victorian era😂

    • @EdgeOfLight
      @EdgeOfLight 5 лет назад +63

      @@montesclarosmyrna7964 I should be in utter disagreement with your utterance as evidently his century of choice ought to be the siecle des lumieres

    • @iamthecaptainnow7277
      @iamthecaptainnow7277 5 лет назад +6

      This comment! 😂

    • @barnesinister7
      @barnesinister7 5 лет назад +33

      @@EdgeOfLight you do know that Lord Maclean started and pushed to fruition the age of enlightenment

    • @sharonross7940
      @sharonross7940 5 лет назад +3

      Excellent question 😂😂

  • @mlk3327
    @mlk3327 6 лет назад +472

    After watching this I felt like I was graduated from Oxford

  • @EllenGT500
    @EllenGT500 6 лет назад +38

    I actually feel like I’m learning something when I watch John’s tutorials. He genuinely knows the techniques, the impact of the brushes etc so well and I trust what he’s saying. He also uses consistent products that he knows work effectively rather than a different product in every video which makes me feel like the product isn’t a worthwhile investment. This is a true make up artist.

  • @leareed3749
    @leareed3749 6 лет назад +256

    I figured you'd appear considering the weather has gotten colder.

  • @itsumodori
    @itsumodori 6 лет назад +758

    I just showed this video to my cat
    Now she’s a Persian

  • @ArcadiaDancer
    @ArcadiaDancer 6 лет назад +306

    I honestly feel so sophisticated when I watch your videos.
    I also feel my intelligence increasing due to how detailed you are with explaining your process/the products.

    • @ArcadiaDancer
      @ArcadiaDancer 6 лет назад

      Also, do you plan on doing a Halloween related tutorial? I’d enjoy watching that.

  • @louiem.m6116
    @louiem.m6116 6 лет назад +87

    i love how john smiles when he talks about things he is passionate about 😌😌😌

  • @ghouligan3045
    @ghouligan3045 6 лет назад +34

    John Maclean is what this youtube community needs. This magneficent human is just simply glorious.💕💕💕

  • @astrapalmer6883
    @astrapalmer6883 6 лет назад +350

    the bob ross of makeup

  • @Wigconic.
    @Wigconic. 6 лет назад +168

    Lauirrelevant Leech : 4M+
    *Lord John Maclean* : 400K+
    WAAITT HHHOOWWWW!!???

    • @shoegal7
      @shoegal7 6 лет назад +16

      Alan Dillon, astonishing isn't it? I do believe the tide is turning though.

    • @hilary6481
      @hilary6481 6 лет назад +9

      Agreeeeeeee ~ we have this, and “subscribe to my channel” in nails on chalkboard voice ~ I don’t get it ..... law of opposites, high class/no class I guess? 😁

    • @saraa1741
      @saraa1741 6 лет назад +7

      OMG I know!??? I never understood the hype over her. She is annoying!

  • @tennillej9601
    @tennillej9601 6 лет назад +153

    I’m actually baffled that John doesn’t have 1 million subscribers yet, he truly is one of a kind.

    • @maggielouise1308
      @maggielouise1308 6 лет назад +9

      ASMR Living they just dont know yet ... or they are interested in drama with others. John and Wayne Goss are truely pure Gurus

    • @tennillej9601
      @tennillej9601 6 лет назад +3

      Maggie Louise agreed also love Wayne, these are true makeup artists

    • @recalcitrance2561
      @recalcitrance2561 6 лет назад +2

      Asmr is the best

    • @bexiah
      @bexiah 6 лет назад +3

      Agree! Also he's by far the most beautiful one. I mean, look at that seamlessness! 😍😍😍

    • @teamcrumb
      @teamcrumb 6 лет назад +1

      don't be baffled. slowly slowly he rises. i hope all the worship doesn't cramp his style.

  • @maluloa6677
    @maluloa6677 6 лет назад +60

    Another channel mentioned you, and I didn’t know who you were. I came to your channel to find out and now I can’t believe I didn’t discover you in all this years watching RUclips. I fell in love from the very first moment I saw your content. Can’t put a finger on why you are so hypnotising but here I am... being a new fan of yours (and I’m not even into make up that much!:)

  • @luna7207
    @luna7207 6 лет назад +29

    Anytime I watch one of John's films...my intelligence and vocabulary increases. I love him.

  • @x.m5807
    @x.m5807 6 лет назад +109

    Oh look!! A drama free beauty channel... I think I'm in heaven

  • @Weibspille
    @Weibspille 6 лет назад +315

    A beautiful way to start my monday morning. Thank you, lord maclean for our daily bread.

    • @itsarleth
      @itsarleth 6 лет назад +2

      milkywhitetea amen

  • @beccatees7144
    @beccatees7144 6 лет назад +218

    Can I ask why is John underrated? Seriously gives great and thorough tutorials and has such an eloquent voice. He deserves so much love and subscribers!

  • @perlawantsu
    @perlawantsu 6 лет назад +451

    i read about you in a book called the Bible

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 6 лет назад +35

      This comment is seamless

    • @bilgessahin
      @bilgessahin 6 лет назад +25

      this comment is excessively refined. thank you, sir.

    • @seanyeo5514
      @seanyeo5514 4 года назад +11

      I regret to inform you but you’ve read the common-man’s abridged version of John’s autobiography. You might want the full account but that would require the ability to read Aramaic, Hebrew and Arabic as well.

    • @Mardevscience
      @Mardevscience 3 года назад

      I’m deceased as of this moment.

  • @travismaupin6617
    @travismaupin6617 6 лет назад +41

    I adore you, just lost my nephew we raised like a son to leukemia and your videos help me so much. It's nice we seem to have a lot in common. Thank you

  • @KB-mh5kn
    @KB-mh5kn 6 лет назад +95

    "If something makes you feel better, than I think that is a beautiful thing." That hit me

  • @nuzhattanzimkhan6211
    @nuzhattanzimkhan6211 6 лет назад +229

    "And we all know that the GREAT ART of s e a m l e s s n e s s is above all, important" 🙏

    • @Turkanation
      @Turkanation 6 лет назад

      Period!

    • @Jumulmer
      @Jumulmer 6 лет назад +1

      I imagine this being the new a s t h e t i c comment in every video

  • @alexandraslibrary
    @alexandraslibrary 6 лет назад +242

    I was just looking up English Rose tutorials, now that you’ve uploaded one the others are considered trash. 💞

    • @sumensch515
      @sumensch515 6 лет назад +1

      Yess sis

    • @Itisrealtalk
      @Itisrealtalk 6 лет назад +1

      So true

    • @cynthiaisako
      @cynthiaisako 6 лет назад +2

      Amen.

    • @66hoodwitch
      @66hoodwitch 6 лет назад

      Kissing ass and talking trash isnt going to propel you anywhere you want to be, unless its in the "block" list! Thats just an advice, for the future..
      I strongly dislike women like you..can see through you too! Just eww..
      and btw, ive come across many fabulous WOMEN ,who create wonderful looks as well, so no need to talk bad about others, just because you're obsessed with one particular person!!

    • @bbamakoko2974
      @bbamakoko2974 6 лет назад +2

      *tea*

  • @ravechick13
    @ravechick13 6 лет назад +27

    I always say this but I love you. Like I just love YOU as a person, you're so awesome

  • @lovegood1992
    @lovegood1992 6 лет назад +79

    I don't even wear makeup. Here for the voice that keeps the demons away.

  • @lunieplays
    @lunieplays 6 лет назад +241

    because I shall
    I shall not
    I shall be going in
    disperse it across the skin
    I absolutely love
    a slight exfoliation
    a slight, light, layer
    quite harshly
    quite effective
    quite intelligently
    quite blue
    for example
    seamless
    the great art of seamlessness
    a slight spot
    a tiny bit of powder
    quite a lot
    very sparingly
    quite a warm tone
    a fantastic color
    quite minimal
    a fantastic brush
    quite a warm tone
    very softly, very gently
    seamless
    ever so slightly
    to ensure seamlessness
    a tiny, little bit
    a fantastic cream shade
    a fantastic one
    a light layer of that
    just slightly darker
    quite a lot of it
    quite neat
    seamlessness
    small, slight, layers
    a tiny bit
    quite soft
    I shall be going
    reduce it slightly
    a little bit
    a little bit
    a slight rosiness
    a slight hint of red

    • @NatanCaetano
      @NatanCaetano 6 лет назад +12

      What a beautiful Found Poem

    • @jasenkavukelic5047
      @jasenkavukelic5047 6 лет назад +11

      Pure poetry...

    • @moniquetruant6503
      @moniquetruant6503 6 лет назад +11

      Let's get dispersed in the ocean of seamlessness

    • @belencucci
      @belencucci 6 лет назад +2

      Hannah Moon I came here for this, oceans of seamlessness ... I can die now hahaha

    • @brandnyuday
      @brandnyuday 6 лет назад +2

      Other beauty gurus/influencers: Yaaasssssss!!!
      Guuuurrrrlllllll!!!
      Omgggggggg!!!

  • @Sasha-lf8bu
    @Sasha-lf8bu 6 лет назад +358

    That Zoeva 110 brush had me on the floor 😂😂😂 11:53

    • @redrumax
      @redrumax 6 лет назад +11

      I thought it was just me lol

    • @JoeyMrTurbo
      @JoeyMrTurbo 6 лет назад +7

      Me too lol

    • @Wigconic.
      @Wigconic. 6 лет назад +15

      Damn i'm *Shooketh* when John show it like that lol

    • @annamarkovic3161
      @annamarkovic3161 6 лет назад +15

      I was looking for this comment, found it 😂😂

    • @clarimonde3613
      @clarimonde3613 6 лет назад +2

      Me too!!! 😂😂😂

  • @nordicpvink
    @nordicpvink 6 лет назад +85

    I’m honestly convinced that lord Maclean lives in a separate demi plane and only comes here to grace us with his gifts of knowledge and the art of Seamlessness

  • @ramziiiii
    @ramziiiii 6 лет назад +9

    I'm not even interested in makeup
    I like watching you n hearing you talk
    Your videos are like therapy sessions, feel so calm n relaxed

  • @user-tb5mb2ng9n
    @user-tb5mb2ng9n 6 лет назад +124

    3:39 *_"LiKe My JjAaaWw"_*

  • @lizirwin9845
    @lizirwin9845 6 лет назад +84

    john mclean:“i love to let it heal by itself, i think that is the best way”
    me, shoving full coverage concealer on my pimples and scabs of previous pimples: “how interesting”

    • @TaigaToraDora
      @TaigaToraDora 6 лет назад

      dead 😂

    • @cerystheunicorn1568
      @cerystheunicorn1568 6 лет назад

      Actually me with me acne. I rlly wish I didn't have ewt on my face except me freckles 😂😂👌

  • @cheesecullen724
    @cheesecullen724 6 лет назад +231

    Me: Tissue paper
    Lord: Lavatory roll
    "Mom, we're out of lavatory rolls!"

    • @ladywytch129
      @ladywytch129 6 лет назад +4

      I am the mom, lol, and I approve the change!

    • @xjoely
      @xjoely 6 лет назад +3

      I think you mean 'Mother'

    • @crescentsmoon
      @crescentsmoon 6 лет назад +20

      "Mother, the previous lavatory roll has expired" is a more seamless statement

    • @amandasumka4249
      @amandasumka4249 6 лет назад +2

      Crescent Moon 😂

    • @miriamcarlacalapod2716
      @miriamcarlacalapod2716 6 лет назад

      Mom:"what the Zoeva hell is that?"😂

  • @zazasaphiera5430
    @zazasaphiera5430 6 лет назад +65

    I was receiving a slightly inauspicious day but a filum from The Lord Maclean managed to uplift my spirits to its uttermost height.

  • @trex4815
    @trex4815 6 лет назад +160

    Why is no one talking about how he lifted his brush at 11:53?
    That was scary for me. And also 15:13 😂😂

  • @riv3rss
    @riv3rss 6 лет назад +24

    John experiencing the possession of LordMaclean at: 15:13

  • @vulturesarecool
    @vulturesarecool 6 лет назад +199

    I am in love with you. This isn't a joke anymore. You are my new lord and saviour.

  • @uros.u.novakovic
    @uros.u.novakovic 6 лет назад +414

    Be right back, need to fix my tie and iron my suit before I watch this video.

    • @internetaddiction2933
      @internetaddiction2933 6 лет назад +5

      Urosh Uchiha Novakovic 😂

    • @liiloo1309
      @liiloo1309 6 лет назад +3

      Urosh Uchiha Novakovic lmao

    • @raeswiftswift
      @raeswiftswift 6 лет назад +16

      Well, I prepared a sacrificial lamb before watching this video.

    • @mazwas
      @mazwas 6 лет назад +2

      Starch your collar too

    • @ilhamait
      @ilhamait 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @ilianakada2130
    @ilianakada2130 6 лет назад +127

    "dryer than a fossilized baklava." I CHOKED KAJSKJSK

    • @Babysonlee
      @Babysonlee 6 лет назад +1

      That's what he said! I need to clean my ears omg I love it!

    • @ilianakada2130
      @ilianakada2130 6 лет назад +1

      Rhonda Pisciotta Forreal LMAOO

  • @mimakate
    @mimakate 6 лет назад +14

    John you are such a beautiful, elegant, talented person. Your lovely tone really calms my soul. Much love from Australia😙

  • @Kia0ra278
    @Kia0ra278 4 года назад +3

    I love that you take the time to actually teach your viewers the techniques you use. You are a truly marvellous immortal being and you are so entirely appreciated 😘🥰

  • @monikas.6947
    @monikas.6947 6 лет назад +84

    "I am hesitant to articulate the exact title of this brush in fear I may deviate from the highest degree of accuracy." DAMN

  • @geoxiii8466
    @geoxiii8466 6 лет назад +71

    I have no idea how I consistently watched RUclips without watching you until very recently, it has definitely improved the experience on here. You are so very entertaining to watch and I love how true you are to yourself ♥️

  • @farayhaahmed7235
    @farayhaahmed7235 6 лет назад +42

    Thank you so much for not flowing with the trends that are found here on RUclips. Thank you for actually teaching makeup. Thank you. I actually learn from your videos.
    I felt that this was important to be said :p

  • @nancypannebaker1357
    @nancypannebaker1357 6 лет назад +13

    Such a beautiful look. I really love the more refined, "less is more" looks. I love the vast variety of looks that one can create with makeup and wish that there were more of that variety in the makeup I see people wearing on a day to day basis. Everyday does not have to be the same full coverage face of makeup with dramatic eye looks. There are some very wonderful tips and techniques in John's films. I'm so happy I found his channel.

  • @LadyHanaChan
    @LadyHanaChan 6 лет назад +2

    I'm just so happy that there's a chanel on RUclips like this. Not only his way of speaking, his humor and his talent for makeup and teaching... he also doesn't approach drama. His videos are really calm yet entertaining. I really like it, thank you for this kind of content, Lord Maclean. Love from Portugal!

  • @timothyjunetorres6471
    @timothyjunetorres6471 6 лет назад +53

    "And we all know that the great Art of Seamlessness is above all...IMPORTANT."
    This was hilariously and perfectly delivered. Our Dark Lord can moonlight as a comedian. 😂

    • @nani.36
      @nani.36 6 лет назад

      Timothy June Torres omg I thought the same thing!

  • @moonlighteye5257
    @moonlighteye5257 6 лет назад +87

    Dear Lord MacLean
    Shall you produce some merchandise for your subscriptions because we all admire and respect your hard work and we will be marvellously glad and pleased if we wear a clothing that you have created.

  • @GothicaBeauty
    @GothicaBeauty 6 лет назад +388

    Those 4 people who dare to dislike our dark lords video need throwing in the dungeons!

  • @jojo5821
    @jojo5821 6 лет назад +29

    20:31 WE LOVE OUR INCLUSIVE OVERLORD WHO CREATES LOOKS FOR EVERYONE

  • @xenexian654
    @xenexian654 6 лет назад +2

    I've taken to watching John's videos after a tough or stressful day, and his wonderful calming voice, gentle demeanour, wonderful humour and intellect have really helped to make me relax.

  • @escaramujo
    @escaramujo 6 лет назад +66

    Does John Maclean know deeply about topics other than make-up? It would be amazing to listen to him speaking about History, proper manners, how to dress timeless and seamless, or like... anything! I would subscribe to that channel as well...

    • @ysfr
      @ysfr 6 лет назад +16

      He did a couple of videos about laquering antiques.

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 лет назад +11

      He's very very intelligent. I recently read an interview with the Lord and he is so amazingly smart on a lot of topics. I go back and re-read it because I like to imagine his voice while reading it lol

    • @ysfr
      @ysfr 6 лет назад +3

      @@paul_williams_fans can you link the interview here?

    • @paul_williams_fans
      @paul_williams_fans 6 лет назад +4

      refigural.com/john-maclean/
      This is the interview. It's quite marvelous! You'll hear his voice in your head lol

    • @perayahorita1607
      @perayahorita1607 6 лет назад +10

      There's videos of him doing Q and As if you want to listen to him talk about other things. He talked about feminism and homosexuality which was pretty incredible.

  • @darellgrant8753
    @darellgrant8753 6 лет назад +62

    The Lord MacLean returns, all faculty to the courts immediately...immediately!

  • @tiredapplestar
    @tiredapplestar 6 лет назад +33

    Paris, 1922 was the last time we had tea, and I remember it fondly. It was in a lovely little cafe that we chatted about our dear friend Oscar, who departed tragically in the “City of Light” 22 years before.

  • @shelbynicole42024
    @shelbynicole42024 Год назад

    I have done nothing but devour your films for the past few days. I am obsessed! I can't find a single fault. I could watch on mute or listen with my eyes closed and still enjoy and learn things!
    Your sense of humor is amazing, and I love the way you deliver it!

  • @briannas2140
    @briannas2140 6 лет назад

    I could listen to you talk for hours. You are just so calm, eloquent, and thorough in your explanations of why you do what you do with makeup.

  • @hjetnhgklhg
    @hjetnhgklhg 6 лет назад +109

    I need to see John doing Jeffree Star make up. It would be a strange yet super interesting duo. John super calm and Jeffee with that fire personality.

    • @lordwalker71
      @lordwalker71 6 лет назад +15

      gzllfs I’m imagining the lord in one of Jeffrey’s Gucci tracksuits.

    • @damaracarpenter8316
      @damaracarpenter8316 6 лет назад +1

      I was just thinking about how much I need this. I know it's probably a pipe dream but... Can you imagine the ever so slight seamlessness of that combo?! 😍😍😍😍🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹🇬🇧🌹

    • @JansViews
      @JansViews 6 лет назад

      Cannot wait!!!!!!

    • @maggielouise1308
      @maggielouise1308 6 лет назад +10

      Keep John clear of drama

    • @erickalovely7776
      @erickalovely7776 6 лет назад +6

      @@maggielouise1308 I agree..I love the fact that he's not involved with the other beauty gurus. He is to classy for all that mess

  • @minzokaipu2829
    @minzokaipu2829 6 лет назад +28

    15:12
    that was straight-up a jumpscare, i wasn't prepared for such a depiction of an immortal sclera

  • @erin-qv9kw
    @erin-qv9kw 6 лет назад +81

    *MAC cosmetics 18537282737484848 brush*

  • @ClariiLua
    @ClariiLua 6 лет назад +84

    I am going to ever so slightly click on the notification bell 🔔❤️

  • @hollyerorabaugh4406
    @hollyerorabaugh4406 6 лет назад +2

    I love the look he makes when he tells the name of the brushes and ensures seamlessness. ⭐️

  • @obeythewalrus732
    @obeythewalrus732 6 лет назад +248

    John’s films always make me want to drink tea in the most refined chinaware while reading classics and be an evil stepmother of two children to whom I both send to boarding schools to be alone with my husband whose money I’m after.

    • @spicyyellowpickles7025
      @spicyyellowpickles7025 6 лет назад +17

      That isn't very seamless of you.

    • @somnolentverve2183
      @somnolentverve2183 6 лет назад +16

      You shall also engage in an affair with a dashing Frenchman whose manners will entice you.

    • @liliesleaf
      @liliesleaf 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 6 лет назад +3

      Obey TheWalrus // This is oddly specific but same

    • @animegirl6033
      @animegirl6033 6 лет назад +3

      THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED HAHAHHAH

  • @AndrewDoherty
    @AndrewDoherty 6 лет назад +116

    Being pernickety about its placement would be folly!

  • @milo1685
    @milo1685 6 лет назад +549

    Ok John I know you’re immortal and don’t need sleep but why are you uploading at 3am

  • @NaomiDollxoxo
    @NaomiDollxoxo 4 года назад +1

    I just love you. Your application is seamless and I could listen to you speak all day. You relax me

  • @jojo01
    @jojo01 6 лет назад +92

    before: toilet paper
    after watching john: lavatory roll

  • @Anyaa
    @Anyaa 6 лет назад +64

    The Lord and Queen is back, I am going to watch now. Farewell sleep!

  • @popmuzic71
    @popmuzic71 6 лет назад +5

    Some say a new John Maclean video at the start of your week is a good sign for harvest

  • @vt5187
    @vt5187 6 лет назад +24

    I'm actually learning english with our lord maclean.

  • @MaggieTyree
    @MaggieTyree 6 лет назад

    Lord Maclean, It is so refreshing to watch your RUclips films. You are refined and seamless. Thank you so very much.

  • @amphetameanqueen
    @amphetameanqueen 5 лет назад +6

    "And we all know the great art of seamlessness is above all...important". Sigh, how wonderfully true.

  • @AdamMcMillanPiano
    @AdamMcMillanPiano 6 лет назад +45

    I'll be honest I don't even do makeup but I love watching your films ❤️

  • @livlolol
    @livlolol 6 лет назад +17

    A minute in and I already heavily appreciate and enjoy this filum. I can already tell this filum will be very beautifully and elegantly produced.

  • @michaellaslight423
    @michaellaslight423 6 лет назад +288

    I am now smarter. I'm polished and well educated and I now have a British accent.

    • @prettyinpinkxoxo5732
      @prettyinpinkxoxo5732 6 лет назад +11

      Michaella if you are referring to Johns accent, that is in fact a Scottish accent.

    • @noname-ou3qj
      @noname-ou3qj 6 лет назад +2

      There isnt a 'british accent' btw it is either english, welsh, scottish, irish or regional. He grew up in scotland but now lives in england like me n he has deffo picked up london traits but we dnt sound like that his voice changed over night watch his vids from 3 years ago i love john tho! 😂

    • @michaellaslight423
      @michaellaslight423 6 лет назад

      @@prettyinpinkxoxo5732 Omg really? You're kidding. I always thought it was very posh and he's always sounded so English to me. My bad😂😂😂 Also in general a British accent sounds very sophisticated to me.

    • @prettyinpinkxoxo5732
      @prettyinpinkxoxo5732 6 лет назад +6

      Jade amber your reply isn’t legible, but I think I got the gist of it. He still has a Scottish accent even with London traits. Your accents base sticks at age 8. This means he will always have a Scottish base to his accent. I am very aware there is no such thing as a British accent even within each countries there are regions.

    • @julisunshine17
      @julisunshine17 6 лет назад +7

      I have now a British accent and I'm a spanish speaker 😂😂

  • @eleonorapanini6423
    @eleonorapanini6423 Год назад

    This is just amazing. The technique, the explanation, the makeup as a form of self care, I could watch your videos all day. Bravo!

  • @rachkate76
    @rachkate76 6 лет назад +338

    *Fossilized baklava squad*

    • @bbbincica
      @bbbincica 4 года назад +1

      Oh my..😂😂😂