John Maclean being iconic for almost 4 minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @olive-rn3ui
    @olive-rn3ui 6 лет назад +13329

    he speaks in calligraphy

  • @julietdelioncourt
    @julietdelioncourt 6 лет назад +12339

    "I'm going to contact all my friends, living and dead, and accuse them." My level of pettiness.

    • @brookerivers4523
      @brookerivers4523 6 лет назад +99

      I heard this and was just like "God that's me"

    • @meganlundeen9307
      @meganlundeen9307 6 лет назад +11

      @@brookerivers4523 Same xD

    • @imshakingsis2014
      @imshakingsis2014 5 лет назад +73

      Dead Girl Jules the “it will give them something to do” killed me lol 😂

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +4

      @@imshakingsis2014 every time i start drama that's exactly what I'm thinking lmao

    • @teramonte7077
      @teramonte7077 2 года назад

      😂

  • @genesissaesee9469
    @genesissaesee9469 5 лет назад +7795

    “I feel.... mortal” *cries in immortal*

    • @QuietTears
      @QuietTears 5 лет назад +52

      *Cries in immortal*
      *Shook*
      I can't 😂😂

    • @kamlalrauna
      @kamlalrauna 4 года назад +2

      rel

    • @sarahriddle7211
      @sarahriddle7211 4 года назад

      Big mood tho😂

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr 2 года назад +2

      I love how he plays on the vampire persona

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 2 года назад

      I liked the *cries in Naomi Campbell* comment too

  • @Melleina
    @Melleina 4 года назад +9162

    "I could not find my i-pad. So, I will be contacting every one of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse them of theft,'
    I flatlined.

    • @ananyaneralla5382
      @ananyaneralla5382 4 года назад +443

      "It is probably just in my bag but I am going to do it anyway. It will give them something to do."😂😂😂 Lord hath no chill.

    • @whyamigae9666
      @whyamigae9666 4 года назад +211

      It’s not *I-pad*
      It’s *Eh-pad*

    • @syaddup
      @syaddup 4 года назад +8

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @marialovesmusicalot
      @marialovesmusicalot 4 года назад +10

      I think i need subtitles to understand half of this...

    • @hoziersexual
      @hoziersexual 4 года назад +4

      Why...why did I read this when he said this in video?

  • @alfredcarignano4257
    @alfredcarignano4257 6 лет назад +9667

    “The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
    -John Maclean 2018

  • @wolfspade1646
    @wolfspade1646 5 лет назад +13655

    "The only man taking me home is the chauffeur" FLEX QUEEN

  • @Alamickie
    @Alamickie 6 лет назад +3965

    John is an immortal that has been around so long that he got bored of doing all the crazy immortal stuff and just decided to become a beauty guru

    • @inquisitor596
      @inquisitor596 6 лет назад +180

      What's scary is...this could be true lmao

    • @corkyromero8071
      @corkyromero8071 6 лет назад +27

      teddybaird95 you know come to think of it you could be right

    • @Cruz4cool
      @Cruz4cool 6 лет назад +9

      I just screeched

    • @ngoctruong4888
      @ngoctruong4888 6 лет назад

      Same here LOL

    • @silvastone1691
      @silvastone1691 6 лет назад +19

      If that was a show I'd watch it.

  • @wildcat2104
    @wildcat2104 4 года назад +3838

    “What do you identify as?”
    John: “ How do you say God without sounding arrogant?”

  • @roisin1159
    @roisin1159 6 лет назад +3180

    **cries in mortal**

  • @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx
    @xXHatsuneMikuFanXx 6 лет назад +16564

    _"i'm going to individually contact all my friends, including the ones that are dead."_
    ouija boards could _never,_ and charlie charlie was found _deceased_ this morning

  • @thetea4171
    @thetea4171 5 лет назад +11230

    Loki if he was a beauty guru

  • @belikereepicheep
    @belikereepicheep 4 года назад +7267

    He's so intriguing. When I first started watching him I was amazed by his matter of speaking and personality, but then you realize that he also has a great sense of humor that's quite dry and tongue in cheek.

    • @BigRedShadevil
      @BigRedShadevil 4 года назад +159

      Weirdlikeafox
      Omg, same here! He won me over with his sense of humor about himself. I also love his videos where he tries out light shades of makeup because I’m very, very fair.

    • @mxhcxl
      @mxhcxl 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, great humor. Just like queen Elizabeth

    • @ambrosiaaa9064
      @ambrosiaaa9064 4 года назад +46

      Its why I love him so much. He’s so unique but it’s so captivating and it seems really genuine as well. And above all he’s unproblematic and deserves a lot more subscribers

    • @ilsazzi
      @ilsazzi 4 года назад +15

      he's a gemini, it fits the description

    • @thewitch5951
      @thewitch5951 3 года назад +1

      @@ambrosiaaa9064 and shes beautiful

  • @karli5176
    @karli5176 6 лет назад +3197

    *queen Elizabeth has left the chat*

    • @isaiah779
      @isaiah779 6 лет назад +4

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @jordi1748
      @jordi1748 6 лет назад +2

      He’s not English L MAOOO

    • @gayfish5942
      @gayfish5942 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂 this is fucking great

    • @Sam-fq9sz
      @Sam-fq9sz 6 лет назад

      Im dead

    • @evanfox487
      @evanfox487 6 лет назад

      HE SNATCHED HER WEAVE

  • @purple455
    @purple455 6 лет назад +3656

    "what type of spf do you wear" "haute couture" OMG IM DEAD

    • @gyrachman
      @gyrachman 6 лет назад +8

      There... 666 likes! How fitting

    • @abhilashaallyamman8610
      @abhilashaallyamman8610 6 лет назад +1

      Omg yes bitch...😉😉😉😗

    • @labonihira
      @labonihira 6 лет назад +1

      Now there is 2222 likes xD

    • @purple455
      @purple455 6 лет назад

      *waiting for that 6669*

    • @n.a.a
      @n.a.a 6 лет назад

      this man is a legend

  • @amazonprime234
    @amazonprime234 6 лет назад +9681

    If cursive was a language it would his voice

    • @capulet2225
      @capulet2225 5 лет назад +46

      Cringey Waffle more like times new Roman

    • @Martin-xh1hd
      @Martin-xh1hd 5 лет назад +4

      What?

    • @linaa2117
      @linaa2117 5 лет назад +3

      His??

    • @jeisonl593
      @jeisonl593 5 лет назад +3

      @@linaa2117 yes he said he was a he in one of his videos

    • @alienskunk8241
      @alienskunk8241 5 лет назад +14

      @@linaa2117 yep, it's a man, his name is John and he has a john

  • @jenniferjimenez6748
    @jenniferjimenez6748 5 лет назад +4112

    I feel like my I.Q rises everytime i listen to John Mclean speak

    • @Spiderpunkrocks
      @Spiderpunkrocks 4 года назад +38

      My speech construction and vocubalary strangely improves after watching the video 👁️👄👁️

  • @markignaciorazo
    @markignaciorazo 6 лет назад +22536

    "what do you identify as?"
    "how do you say god without sounding arrogant"
    TEA SPILLEDT

    • @milky_mercury6036
      @milky_mercury6036 6 лет назад +6

      Mark Ignacio Razo what does that mean?

    • @dior2628
      @dior2628 6 лет назад +14

      LMAO

    • @salazaralyssa
      @salazaralyssa 6 лет назад +192

      Luv jim which part did you need clarified ?

    • @jasminestones9536
      @jasminestones9536 6 лет назад +73

      geedizzy your profile pic was the reaction I had to his question 😂😂

    • @jaet875
      @jaet875 6 лет назад

      Mark Ignacio Razo 😂😂

  • @zikie
    @zikie 6 лет назад +5721

    “The only clubs I go to are the ones I own” YAAAAS PREACH

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 лет назад

      Yeah because it's not welcome anywhere else lol

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 лет назад

      My point. You call that a "icon"
      that's really all you have to get into with your life?
      Find a real hobby and you might not be such a fucking loser.

    • @anonymousperson9359
      @anonymousperson9359 6 лет назад +68

      Nomad what does an inanimate loser who obsesses themselves over video games know about know about getting a “real hobby”? Gtfo no one asked for ur bullshit, loser

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S 6 лет назад +39

      @@Nomad more of an icon than you, at least

    • @alexiece
      @alexiece 6 лет назад +12

      GIIIIRLLL, YOU JUST SNATCHED NOMAD'S WIG TO THE GROUUUUUUUUUUNDD!!!

  • @salmon1843
    @salmon1843 5 лет назад +5587

    Nobody:
    John Maclean:I think we should schedule our deaths

    • @Daniel43453
      @Daniel43453 5 лет назад +126

      Being polite includes telling all of your friends when you are going to die.

    • @yathzury
      @yathzury 5 лет назад +37

      I'll schedule mine April 20th 2069

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

      Dignitas is here to help

    • @PassionPno
      @PassionPno 5 лет назад +4

      I've scheduled mine on March 15, 2034.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +26

      I'm really bad with dates, I had scheduled mine for the day before I got my EMT certification (I planned to be ran over by an ambulance for irony) but I am quite shame faced to say I missed it, I'm sorry for the inconvenience i caused everyone, my death has been postponed indefinitely

  • @miin__99
    @miin__99 4 года назад +3199

    He was a pure-blooded wizard in his past life, most likely a Slytherin.

    • @romanovnagenesis1944
      @romanovnagenesis1944 4 года назад +91

      Probably a lestrange

    • @arpitachakraborty1328
      @arpitachakraborty1328 4 года назад +33

      Like professor Snape, he only wears black!! 🧐

    • @lucie7995
      @lucie7995 4 года назад +17

      @lo l he is of course the founder of his own house probally the secret creator of poudlard but nobody know that...

    • @fanny7921
      @fanny7921 4 года назад +28

      He was actually the Basilisk

    • @jackierosas9593
      @jackierosas9593 4 года назад +44

      He is Salazar Slytherin’s younger, better looking brother. JK is just waiting to tweet it.

  • @kaylaboyd5511
    @kaylaboyd5511 5 лет назад +6438

    “I just wanted to say how deeply sorry I am for snatching all of ur wigs”
    - John McCain 2018

    • @ToutCQJM
      @ToutCQJM 5 лет назад +64

      Kayla Boyd mcCain?

    • @pbdairy
      @pbdairy 5 лет назад +6

      @@ToutCQJM He really is immortal XD

    • @12dakis
      @12dakis 5 лет назад +31

      It literally says Maclean in the title of the video

    • @yazoshaughnessy7429
      @yazoshaughnessy7429 5 лет назад +8

      So many whooooshes in this thread

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 5 лет назад

      😭😭😭

  • @FreeBehbehs
    @FreeBehbehs 6 лет назад +6365

    If jefree and john collaborated it would be the first time morticia and lord voldemort appeared on youtube together 😂

    • @dusklight6529
      @dusklight6529 6 лет назад +182

      Jeff T Jeffrey Star is John. Have you ever seen them in the same room???? THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT! Shane’s new theory

    • @faiwybeawy8610
      @faiwybeawy8610 5 лет назад +1

      @losing dog they got 22 now 😂😂😂

    • @fifindiel2129
      @fifindiel2129 5 лет назад +1

      @@faiwybeawy8610 It's 769 now

    • @faiwybeawy8610
      @faiwybeawy8610 5 лет назад

      @@fifindiel2129 I see that 777 😂😂😂

    • @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036
      @ihavenooriginalnameideas9036 5 лет назад +15

      When Chaotic neutral and neutral neutral meet...

  • @rynnie6794
    @rynnie6794 6 лет назад +10968

    edit: this, as most things, aged very poorly. my apologies
    secret life of john maclean. shane, get on that.

  • @alanad90
    @alanad90 4 года назад +2857

    John is the only person that can say "i don't speak broke"

    • @dataexpunged6969
      @dataexpunged6969 4 года назад +128

      "I'm sorry, but I don't speak *peasant* "

    • @Jays6926
      @Jays6926 4 года назад +68

      [DATA EXPUNGED] “the speech I don’t socialize with shall be peasant.”

    • @beembamb
      @beembamb 4 года назад +64

      @@Jays6926 "I apologize but my pattern of speaking cannot be associated with those in poverty"

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 Год назад

      Hes not that rich

  • @molly1640
    @molly1640 5 лет назад +6376

    You would think after 24 thousand years all of my teeth would have grown in
    *I T S E E M S N O T*

    • @QueenPineapples
      @QueenPineapples 5 лет назад +16

      haha yes he thought

    • @robotaholic
      @robotaholic 5 лет назад +17

      I cant imagine her with perfect teeth. I like them how they are...all sharp and evil lol

    • @porcelainabyss
      @porcelainabyss 4 года назад +2

      @@robotaholic isn't that a male?

    • @xlxan9170
      @xlxan9170 4 года назад +1

      He was actually saying that as I try to read this comment.

    • @porcelainabyss
      @porcelainabyss 4 года назад

      @Edelweiss W Vampire

  • @eljhsndbusiness4730
    @eljhsndbusiness4730 5 лет назад +18482

    *He talks like he owns castles and a dragon.*

    • @yudai112
      @yudai112 5 лет назад +167

      Elaij Dio Daenarys wig was snatched ahaah

    • @francesinjune
      @francesinjune 5 лет назад +387

      He probably does

    • @chuuna3962
      @chuuna3962 5 лет назад +292

      he definitely does

    • @RedVelvetRabbit
      @RedVelvetRabbit 5 лет назад +227

      He is the dragon of the castle.

    • @batu5180
      @batu5180 5 лет назад +28

      She talks like she is some ascended being
      Edit : wait, 'HE'?

  • @emptiewalls4613
    @emptiewalls4613 6 лет назад +12929

    *i just want to say how deeply sorry i am for snatching all your wigs*
    ICONIC

  • @MajaMVukic
    @MajaMVukic 4 года назад +2083

    “First of all the only man taking me home is the chauffeur ,and the only clubs i go to are private members only,secret societies and the ones i own.. I’m mot going to some small dungeon!!!”

    • @murhabanblack1274
      @murhabanblack1274 4 года назад +37

      Dungeon only for mortals not him

    • @lotosczerwony8659
      @lotosczerwony8659 4 года назад +12

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 4 года назад +9

      Man I ges he's I'm not going to succeed asking him to come to my asthmatic dungeon to play dungeons and dragons now am I 😅

    • @pollypocket2282
      @pollypocket2282 3 года назад

      I literally pit my pellegrino water out when I heard it! Truly iconic!

  • @madisonkoskiven605
    @madisonkoskiven605 6 лет назад +2989

    "how deeply sorry I am for snatching all your wigs"

  • @mmadi20
    @mmadi20 6 лет назад +763

    I do not look like myself I feel mortal
    *cries seamlessly*

  • @jackipalmateer4624
    @jackipalmateer4624 6 лет назад +1729

    “I absolutely love the sun...but only when it’s on a postcard”

  • @johanericsson2403
    @johanericsson2403 4 года назад +4586

    He's equal parts pretentious and comedically aware of how pretentious he is...lol.

    • @kierrakim4761
      @kierrakim4761 4 года назад +183

      Lol he’s purposely being pretentious

    • @venio9418
      @venio9418 3 года назад +1

      Spot on

    • @akumayoxiruma
      @akumayoxiruma 2 года назад +3

      Who is that beautiful person in Johan's profile picture?

    • @christallaktorides6904
      @christallaktorides6904 Год назад +1

      Don’t think he is pretentious

    • @hellaSwankkyToo
      @hellaSwankkyToo Год назад +3

      yes! LOL this is an almost perfect description.
      only thing i'd add is that his pretentiousness is....not fake or a facade but....🤔 not a full representation.
      terrible wording 😅 but what i'm trying to say is that his self-awareness leads me to believe he's not pretentious in that he believes he's better than others.
      he doesn't give pretentious in an arrogant way. just grand! he gives...opulence!
      he's got a swanky personality! ostentatious w|o the arrogance! just confidence, self-love, + self-assuredness on MAX. LOL i hope this makes sense.
      TL;DR - i agree. 😅

  • @kappnkirby2000
    @kappnkirby2000 6 лет назад +1931

    "How do you say God without sounding arrogant"
    can we just-

  • @koko-chuu1409
    @koko-chuu1409 6 лет назад +2111

    This _filum_ is pure gold.

    • @isabelbody7278
      @isabelbody7278 6 лет назад +20

      Angel Hernandez it looks very nice on my epad

    • @LunarWind99
      @LunarWind99 4 года назад +3

      I will ACCUSE all of my friends of theft, it will give them something to do x D

  • @eternalsnowheart
    @eternalsnowheart 6 лет назад +4004

    What SPF do you wear?
    "Haute couture"
    I DIED

  • @splattercombo
    @splattercombo 4 года назад +645

    i love john maclean so much, he has such "your rich old aunt who's always wine drunk and beautiful and has looked the same your entire life" energy

  • @aliciamayevsky9279
    @aliciamayevsky9279 6 лет назад +1988

    “Not really sure on what to identify myself as.. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant?”😂 😂

  • @Maddie-ri8ct
    @Maddie-ri8ct 6 лет назад +3750

    I knew Snape didn’t actually die.

    • @sungiechu3870
      @sungiechu3870 6 лет назад +13

      Maddiex LMFAOOKSNSKSM

    • @elenakendrick6279
      @elenakendrick6279 6 лет назад +4

      You are wrong for that my friend LoL 😂 😂😂 😂

    • @annettecruz8830
      @annettecruz8830 6 лет назад +59

      Snape could never

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 лет назад +32

      More like Loki, the refined God of mischief 😁 He's a God and he's certainly been around for a VERY long time..

    • @elebecepe
      @elebecepe 6 лет назад +45

      I read somewhere that if Meryl Streep and Severus Snape had spawned a child it would look like him ;)-

  • @knowlesselizabeth1667
    @knowlesselizabeth1667 6 лет назад +2216

    "The only man that takes me home, is the chauffeur" 😂YAAAS, GIRL. PREACH🙌

  • @divyamuthyala6815
    @divyamuthyala6815 4 года назад +301

    This guy could insult someone to the moon and be long gone by the time they understand that they were insulted.

  • @kaikai9849
    @kaikai9849 5 лет назад +12415

    What is he saying? I dont speak expensive

    • @moninaalphonse6209
      @moninaalphonse6209 5 лет назад +70

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @acechand
      @acechand 4 года назад +20

      Geez hahaha 🤣

    • @xpvnr
      @xpvnr 4 года назад +86

      what was that? sorry i can’t hear u with my airpods

    • @clxudyface6406
      @clxudyface6406 4 года назад +10

      _lbil_ what? Can you say it again?

    • @Rcatcouture
      @Rcatcouture 4 года назад +7

      *She

  • @itsobviouslymary
    @itsobviouslymary 6 лет назад +626

    "i'll just accuse them all of theft, it'll give them something to do."

    • @Mina-ok5qm
      @Mina-ok5qm 6 лет назад +1

      Lollll

    • @BambiKeefe
      @BambiKeefe 6 лет назад +1

      I couldn’t handle it when he said that! I just couldnt

  • @mira4529
    @mira4529 6 лет назад +2697

    S E A M L E S S N E S S

    • @kokumairi
      @kokumairi 6 лет назад +8

      Which has always to be ensured.

  • @ButterCheeseCornGozaru
    @ButterCheeseCornGozaru 4 года назад +772

    "so once I'm finished today, I'm going to individually contact each of my friends, even ones that are dead and to accuse each and everyone of them of theft. My ipad is probably on my bag or something but I might as well accuse it to them, It may give them something to do.."
    *QUEEN*

    • @mikem9270
      @mikem9270 3 года назад +2

      @@devaiskander9983 "lord" I think works as well

    • @dongxuemo4090
      @dongxuemo4090 3 года назад

      That was hilarious

  • @yesmaam3503
    @yesmaam3503 6 лет назад +1945

    why is nobody talking about how he reads the question with a magnifying glass LMAO

    • @argo12
      @argo12 6 лет назад +47

      In one of his videos he explained that he is very far sighted and has difficulty seeing things close up.

    • @yesmaam3503
      @yesmaam3503 6 лет назад +77

      we love a blind queen

    • @taniahurtado7112
      @taniahurtado7112 5 лет назад +1

      yes maam it was expected lol

  • @marieantoinette8608
    @marieantoinette8608 6 лет назад +1372

    Wig : *snatched*
    Makeup : *seamless*
    Royal family : *has left the chat*

  • @karateprincess1
    @karateprincess1 6 лет назад +4495

    "I adore sunlight....when it's on a postcard" ICON!!

  • @Veratheprettiest
    @Veratheprettiest 4 года назад +478

    "you'd think after twenty four thousand years of the mortal life all my teeth would have grown in by now _I T S E E M S N O T_

  • @Mama_Mia84
    @Mama_Mia84 6 лет назад +6919

    _"I would just like to say how deeply sorry I am....._
    *"For snatching all of your wigs"*
    Classy. 👏

    • @divyanalahan5505
      @divyanalahan5505 6 лет назад +7

      Heya I'm gonna comment this because every comment with thousands of likes should have a reply ok bye have a nice day

    • @Mama_Mia84
      @Mama_Mia84 6 лет назад

      @@divyanalahan5505 thanks 💚

    • @not_today_satan
      @not_today_satan 6 лет назад +1

      Damn. That was such a mic drop moment.

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 лет назад +1

      OhCarolina_ indeed

    • @lizbethvaldez3230
      @lizbethvaldez3230 6 лет назад +1

      Phat mood

  • @beautifulbri523
    @beautifulbri523 6 лет назад +3819

    I love him. His voice is so soft and sophisticated. Don’t even get me started on his amazing vocabulary.

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 лет назад +7

      Him?
      I thought he was trying to be a she

    • @ngxinloo3323
      @ngxinloo3323 6 лет назад

      @@MIXIEKINZ wow!!!!!

    • @EmpressLilith222
      @EmpressLilith222 6 лет назад +4

      Koiyo yeah but then scroll back to his first videos. This voice isn’t his natural voice...which is annoying to me

    • @dove3099
      @dove3099 6 лет назад +48

      novocy
      NOOO! He's not a drag queen. You clearly don't know whats a drag queen. Look up for Trixie Mattel thats a drag queen, a character, an entertainer. He's just feminine.

    • @mhb33200
      @mhb33200 6 лет назад

      @@MIXIEKINZ you're such a dumb piece of shit

  • @reaganr458
    @reaganr458 6 лет назад +3406

    It sounds like he speaks in cursive

    • @kittymowmow12
      @kittymowmow12 6 лет назад +286

      James charles and jojo siwa speak in 4th grader cursive. Our DarkLord speaks in calligraphy

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 6 лет назад +32

      @@kittymowmow12 accurateness

    • @soupisverygood
      @soupisverygood 6 лет назад

      Reagan R lmfak

    • @klarakozinkova5475
      @klarakozinkova5475 6 лет назад +48

      Audio version of calligraphy

    • @selkim7611
      @selkim7611 6 лет назад +1

      Focc 😂

  • @kayjay5349
    @kayjay5349 4 года назад +394

    "Such a subordinate drink"
    RIP Myself
    1992 - 2020

  • @sissimnt
    @sissimnt 6 лет назад +700

    i'm going to individually contact all my friends
    *even the ones who are dead*

  • @malenasander7906
    @malenasander7906 6 лет назад +5647

    Iconic for ALMOST 4 minutes?
    ALWAYS ICONIC

  • @desireeheremaia7636
    @desireeheremaia7636 6 лет назад +2299

    "Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?"
    "........................... No"

    • @darkpassionpoet2963
      @darkpassionpoet2963 5 лет назад +134

      "Although, in saying that, my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court"

  • @kimcatsue2663
    @kimcatsue2663 5 лет назад +582

    1:56 “I don’t look or feel like myself, I feel mortal”

  • @tsukichan9780
    @tsukichan9780 6 лет назад +2464

    "So this is what i look like a tan, im wearing NC30. I don't look or feel like myself. I feel mortal *immortal wheeze cry* "

    • @PortalJay
      @PortalJay 5 лет назад +19

      Big mood

    • @joshx5184
      @joshx5184 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty on point I saw the clip while reading this

  • @TheLangston2003
    @TheLangston2003 6 лет назад +2472

    *Every time I watch John's videos, my english vocabulary increases*

  • @Hunter-nr7om
    @Hunter-nr7om 6 лет назад +3350

    Glow greater than the gods

    • @s.a.hbarmarymary9786
      @s.a.hbarmarymary9786 6 лет назад +6

      that killed me too hhhh

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 6 лет назад +39

      "You know I never really understand when people said to me 'What do you identify as?' How do you say God without sounding arrogant"

    • @SilkStreets
      @SilkStreets 6 лет назад

      That's the point...

    • @shyanmarie4405
      @shyanmarie4405 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nomad No shit, Sherlock. Are you really this unintelligent? That you think insulting John betters your life in any way shape or form? 😂 Seriously. Someone torched your ass and you don't have the intelligence to just log off. You keep commenting while calling everyone else 'hobbiless losers'. What is your favorite pasttime? Making comments for us to laugh at?

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 6 лет назад

      @@shyanmarie4405 why would I care if you're laughing at me lol

  • @charlottemartin4715
    @charlottemartin4715 4 года назад +313

    “First of all, *I am John Maclean* the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur”
    *powerful as fuck*

  • @nat91307
    @nat91307 6 лет назад +2918

    I'm starting to believe he is actually immortal...

  • @kieradianeclark
    @kieradianeclark 6 лет назад +1580

    finally someone has realized the god that is lord maclean

  • @anintrovert6454
    @anintrovert6454 6 лет назад +593

    *Aphrodite has left the chat*

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 лет назад +9

      Aesthetic Chick Aphrodite has been beheaded by John 😂

    • @anintrovert6454
      @anintrovert6454 6 лет назад +2

      Glowing greater THAN THE GODS!!!! YAAAASSS! 😍 Sorry I had to 😂✌

    • @memeslut7101
      @memeslut7101 6 лет назад

      Aesthetic Chick lmao

    • @markoneill3719
      @markoneill3719 6 лет назад +1

      Guurl you better take that back before your zapped into a flock of doves

  • @kauseruddin
    @kauseruddin 4 года назад +335

    He’s the only person I’ve ever seen speak 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒 irl

  • @etherealxlut
    @etherealxlut 5 лет назад +2379

    “Usually I use my EPad but today I’m goin to use my EPhone”

  • @alexsousa551
    @alexsousa551 6 лет назад +406

    "I don´t feel like myself. I feel mortal !" ICONIC

  • @AlucardPeach
    @AlucardPeach 6 лет назад +7305

    He's only 24, i think. Rather interesting character he's developed and perfected at such a young age. Extremely pretentious and HILARIOUS. Nice little bit of serial killer vibe thrown in for good measure. ❤️

    • @akinadik07
      @akinadik07 6 лет назад +5

      Alucard Peach Proof?

    • @akinadik07
      @akinadik07 6 лет назад +353

      MissMiia John Maclean is an Aesthetic and Interior Consultant, An internationally published Celebrity Makeup Artist and Beauty Expert.
      John shares his knowledge, skills and vision on platforms such as youtube gaining him millions of views with an expanding following.
      John is Art Director for Oya Media, A london based Production Studio. He has a highly innovative and inventive approach with an exceptional eye for aesthetics in many forms, which in turn he applies to spaces, brands, products, events and services. John is the eyes of Oya.
      And you think he’s only 24? He’s basically not NEW into beauty world.

    • @allan2899
      @allan2899 6 лет назад +21

      24! Oh my lord!

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 6 лет назад +55

      @@drnogueiras8783 This, plus the comments his sister will occasionally tease him with on his older Instagram posts. He posted a clip from an old Mugler show, playfully claiming that he was one of the models. At which point she declares that would have been about 4 at the time... 😜
      (I'm not a stalker, I just have a crazy long term memory for random tidbits 😝)

    • @leniawarz
      @leniawarz 6 лет назад +13

      I read this comment in his voice, wtf

  • @alanapeterson8073
    @alanapeterson8073 4 года назад +164

    Fucking lost it when he said “after 24,000 years” and I legitimately believed him for .2 sec because of the immortal aura he exudes

    • @FreyjaFoxx.x
      @FreyjaFoxx.x Год назад +1

      Cause he's an immortal being of darkness. I absolutely believe him.

  • @knowlesselizabeth1667
    @knowlesselizabeth1667 6 лет назад +1761

    3:18 Is no one going to comment that he reads his phone with a magnefying glass?
    Meanwhile, us peasants, zoom in.

  • @sipstea610
    @sipstea610 6 лет назад +329

    "I wouldn't have wanted to die and not tell anybody, i think it's polite to schedule that kind of thing and let people know you're going to die"

  • @Michelle-bi7rh
    @Michelle-bi7rh 6 лет назад +2592

    Snape didn't die, he left his teaching career at Hogwarts and became a beauty God

    • @lidiaernesto8136
      @lidiaernesto8136 5 лет назад +22

      Seems unlikely. For that he should have gotten over his hatred for shampoo first.

    • @Pookie1-q2w
      @Pookie1-q2w 5 лет назад +9

      This is his son

  • @lilbluridinghood6296
    @lilbluridinghood6296 4 года назад +489

    "I lost my eh-pad so I'll have to use my eh-phone."

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 4 года назад

      I just discovered him, could you tell me why he pronounces it like that? 😅🤔

    • @lilbluridinghood6296
      @lilbluridinghood6296 4 года назад +2

      @@maurice8180 🤷 this is the only vid of him I've watched.

    • @maurice8180
      @maurice8180 4 года назад +1

      @@lilbluridinghood6296 oh, you too 😅

    • @aliciam7774
      @aliciam7774 4 года назад +8

      @@maurice8180 i want to know too 😂 i think he's just playing a character, trying to avoid sounding ordinary, he also says filems instead of videos

    • @salvadoroars
      @salvadoroars 3 года назад +5

      @@maurice8180 what do you mean why? That is the only way to say it. Ssying otherwise is blasphemous. Now just enjoy the filum 🤣

  • @bitap5416
    @bitap5416 6 лет назад +581

    john: so i’m going to call all my friends and accuse them for thief.
    *THATS LITERALLY ME WHEN I LOSE SOMETHING*

  • @cubecopyright872
    @cubecopyright872 6 лет назад +1902

    This is the sassiest android I've ever seen.

  • @knowlesselizabeth1667
    @knowlesselizabeth1667 6 лет назад +885

    Me: The Sun
    John: "That great, big, shiny ogre"
    😂

  • @hironyx
    @hironyx 4 года назад +600

    i'm pretty sure the addams family is inspired by john maclean

  • @caribbeantigress
    @caribbeantigress 6 лет назад +3019

    John doesn’t fart: he let’s out this magnificent air out of one of his orifices with such an opulence that reminds me of the dust a sarcophagus lets out when disturbed...

  • @linsyalvarado4567
    @linsyalvarado4567 5 лет назад +2301

    " I am John Maclean, the only man taking me home is my chauffeur" daaaaaaaaammmnnnn 🔥🔥🔥

    • @pieceofbasil8939
      @pieceofbasil8939 4 года назад +20

      he said this as I was reading this comment

    • @FreyjaFoxx.x
      @FreyjaFoxx.x Год назад

      "You won't find me cavorting around in some small dungeon" 😂😂😂

  • @joanaladja8276
    @joanaladja8276 6 лет назад +1245

    Usually i use my "epad" but now i have to use my "ephone"

  • @TheGirlinBluePyjamas
    @TheGirlinBluePyjamas 5 лет назад +237

    *I felt like an uneducated peasant listening to a royalty while drooling at his gorgeousness*

  • @emmag7488
    @emmag7488 6 лет назад +18572

    He sounds like he invented the English language

    • @ballsdeep4193
      @ballsdeep4193 6 лет назад +538

      He probably did knowing that he can glow greater than the GoDs

    • @CS-nw9si
      @CS-nw9si 6 лет назад +565

      He is 24,000 years old so it's very likely

    • @Dat_Rainbow-Haired_Dude
      @Dat_Rainbow-Haired_Dude 6 лет назад +103

      He did. Duh

    • @jocastillo3533
      @jocastillo3533 6 лет назад +150

      As long as he's been around, yes he did invent the English language. He was born before Christ..

    • @colin4724
      @colin4724 6 лет назад +12

      Caitlyn IM CRYING AHVJSHVUE

  • @WildaTheRaccoon
    @WildaTheRaccoon 5 лет назад +3230

    "What level of SPF do you wear?"
    "Haute couture. That great big shiny ogre isn't getting anywhere near me."
    - flips off the Sun -
    *Iconic*

    • @caitydid1306
      @caitydid1306 5 лет назад +24

      Jordan Dillon I always have to watch the part where he flips off the sun about 10 times in a row. It cracks me up every time!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +9

      I mean I dont think it's possible for me to relate more to something

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 4 года назад +8

      I am obsessed with him flipping off the sun.

    • @leggyalyssa9000
      @leggyalyssa9000 4 года назад +3

      I read this before I saw it in the video and I thought he actually did a backflip off of a photoshoped sun

    • @susansparke3462
      @susansparke3462 2 года назад +2

      As someone who wears the same shades of pasty white as Lord McClean, (I'm a natural blonde and my eyes are similar in color to his) I laugh out loud every single time that part comes on since I pretty much combust when exposed to sunlight. I'm either vampire white and reflecting light in photographs or I'm the color of a boiled lobster; there is no in between with me.

  • @shelbyn2201
    @shelbyn2201 6 лет назад +9709

    **speaks in cursive**
    Edit: gosh darn diddly that’s a lot of likes

  • @tomislavacavar958
    @tomislavacavar958 3 года назад +73

    John is a member of the Addams family - probably like Morticia's first cousin, and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @meiji4785
    @meiji4785 6 лет назад +354

    "I am John Maclean. The only man that takes me home is the chauffeur, and the only clubs I shall be going to shall be private members, secret societies, or ones I own!" *SUCH AN ICONIC QUEEN*

  • @Rita-qz4gb
    @Rita-qz4gb 6 лет назад +736

    *my epad has gone missing*

    • @CKayh
      @CKayh 6 лет назад +5

      Tragic so im reading your questions on my ephone

  • @juanecheveste4414
    @juanecheveste4414 6 лет назад +1256

    Please make a compilation of him saying ‘filims’ or ‘seemless’

    • @bluebawls
      @bluebawls 6 лет назад +46

      "Ever so slightly"

    • @CS-nw9si
      @CS-nw9si 6 лет назад +28

      "Doubleyu doubleyu doubleyu dot You Tube dot com"

    • @ErrisJWon
      @ErrisJWon 6 лет назад +5

      *seamlessness

    • @raeswiftswift
      @raeswiftswift 6 лет назад +4

      *filums

  • @almendras4830
    @almendras4830 4 года назад +79

    I love when the algorithm makes this video pop up on my suggested page because it always looks as if John is giving the middle finger to the unlucky person in the thumbnail above lmao

  • @Danashae
    @Danashae 5 лет назад +11363

    "You know, I never really understand when people say to me, 'What do you identify as?' How do you say 'God' without sounding arrogant?"
    B I G M O O D

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +420

      One of my friends said "oh my god" in front of my father and he lost it saying "we dont take the lords name in vain in this household (which, lets just clarify, yes we do we did it all the time) but so as she was just standing there awkwardly I chimed in "yeah, that's why I just say 'oh my me' and 'me damn it'" so then my dad turned on me and was like "that's the most arrogant thing I've ever heard" and I just responded "thanks, I try"

    • @LinaLa
      @LinaLa 5 лет назад +7

      hehe

    • @jasonadams2467
      @jasonadams2467 5 лет назад +36

      @@ConstantChaos1 thats everything

    • @은이지-m6c
      @은이지-m6c 5 лет назад +9

      @@ConstantChaos1 why is this me ? I do it all the time lmao

    • @marye3974
      @marye3974 5 лет назад +9

      @@ConstantChaos1 my grandmother used to say 'don't swear' if you said Jesus Christ when you were upset or oh my God. I'm betting when you said that to your dad you hyperventilated after. 😂😂😂

  • @analiacalmejane
    @analiacalmejane 6 лет назад +880

    " I feel mortal 😭"
    hahahahaha I love him !

  • @AndrewDoherty
    @AndrewDoherty 6 лет назад +3832

    Your editing is fast approaching.... .... .... seamlessness

  • @ninsmzln
    @ninsmzln 5 лет назад +124

    "The only man who takes me home is my chauffeur " I LOVE YOU LORD JOHN

  • @gisellefendi5793
    @gisellefendi5793 6 лет назад +203

    I love how classy and sophisticated he is yet he can be silly and humorous at the same time.

  • @sier3386
    @sier3386 6 лет назад +1910

    I love that he’s getting so much recognition recently! So many people are finding him and falling in love with him as they should 😭💜

    • @sleepyartist6065
      @sleepyartist6065 6 лет назад +2

      Yes i watched him when he first made his vids long ago

    • @snowflake3387
      @snowflake3387 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr 😭😭😭

    • @jiminsmami6737
      @jiminsmami6737 6 лет назад +2

      SAME

    • @kannyvalley9176
      @kannyvalley9176 6 лет назад +2

      I found his fenty video since then I pledgedddd

    • @alexthomas6227
      @alexthomas6227 6 лет назад +2

      That's a guy? I was wondering if John was a unisex name and now I'm feeling stupid

  • @toddbross2302
    @toddbross2302 6 лет назад +266

    No, hold on! you missed:
    *"My caviar has been reputed for alluring all the Lords to the court"*

  • @daisybuchanan8205
    @daisybuchanan8205 4 года назад +198

    When I discovered his channel yesterday, it was like stepping in a gold mine.

  • @myssangela4872
    @myssangela4872 6 лет назад +1352

    He has always creeped me out, but after this clip I found my new religion

    • @conexos2007
      @conexos2007 6 лет назад +88

      You use to be weak now you're back in your senses

    • @katyzamolodchikova2275
      @katyzamolodchikova2275 6 лет назад +47

      conexos2007 she has found the light... amen

    • @jeremaihjoshualood8469
      @jeremaihjoshualood8469 6 лет назад +7

      Amen

    • @xViceBeach
      @xViceBeach 6 лет назад

      Angela Morsani #FAKEFAN

    • @quieteyes307
      @quieteyes307 6 лет назад +13

      I don’t know what to think. I love him, but part of me wants to think he’s a sociopath lol.

  • @jasmyn_444
    @jasmyn_444 6 лет назад +1525

    Secret societies. Thats it hes an elite

    • @jasmyn_444
      @jasmyn_444 6 лет назад +4

      @Psycho Mantis illuminati confirmed 👁 lol

  • @Hayley-gr2xf
    @Hayley-gr2xf 6 лет назад +490

    You'd think after 24,000 years of immortal life that my teeth would've grown in by now, it seems not.
    He is truly an inspiration to us all

  • @J_Mirae
    @J_Mirae 4 года назад +50

    "This is enough foundation to color correct half the moon."
    At that moment, after a minute and about 50 seconds of silence, i broke into laughter.