@Pathfinder Official PS4 is way more valid answer for a gamer rather than mobile. I know PC has more upsides usually, and consoles *are* indeed inferior in some cases. But consoles have actual games and not just some drowned up, very cut version of the game on mobiles
I feel so stupid for having just discovered you, but you're the best! The voices are killer, you're funny, you read the words very accurately, and most important for me is that you use the OP's intended inflection when you speak. I find it so infuriating when others read the stories with some other emphasis cuz it changes the meaning and lessens the effect. Keep it up dude, you're great.
*Petiton for a 10 minute video of him just laughing* *c'mon lads, agree with me lol* *edit: C'mon Gals, Agree with me* Just don't want feminists too, well.. you know* *edit 2, C'mon LGBTQ+'s We all know you want it too!!* *- For Josie The Wolf... Love You, and i hope i made your day*
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Kylene: Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: EmKay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: ScientificallyNerdy: Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Kylene: Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Emkay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Blxxmidxxnitexx Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: ScientificallyNerdy Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Kylene Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even a soul: Not even a mouse: Emkay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@the-potato-warrior Dumbass Azerbaijan did not participate in the 6-day war and Azerbaijan is one of the most Israel supporting country out there, dumbass.
@@the-potato-warrior Yes I did? I read that you called Muhammad gay and then equated all muslims to those who fought in the six day war? and then you said that "all muslims have to stroke at least one dog dick" followed by saying that you burned a Quran? its very clear what your message is buddy
9:19 I showed this to my sister She looked me dead in the eyes and said with a very serious face and tone of voice Toad is a muschroom. He *is* the snack
20% why I laugh: there is good humor on the screen.
80% reason why I laugh: *Emkay wheezing*
**W H E E Z E**
And that's a fact
Same
Wheezing is half the video and I am here for it
OMG ME TOO 😂😂
Nobody:
Not Any Human Ever:
Damien: *P Ø Ø P Ø Ø*
*₱øø ₱øø*
ni
ni
*PËË PĒÊ*
Good one bro, I am going to laugh
"Snort my shit" is one of the best insults ive ever heard.
Im gonna use that from now on.
It is indeed.
@@philty_phil nice
@@philty_phil Thank god I didnt like it.
poopoo
Go give yourself a f***
As a New Yorker, I can confirm that people actually say "boiga."
Boirgur
*Bœīgæ*
Hey fuck your state New Jersey is better
@@luke2142 what about _o h i o_
beeftastesliketoenails Ohio deserves death
EmKay: laughing
Captions: [Music]
Well they aren’t wrong
Music to my ears
@@goob569
You like cheese.
it don't mean a thing
if ya ain't got that swing
Other people laughing is like music to my ears. 😂🎶
captions in a nutshell.
Nobody:
Emkay: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
Julian Mierzejewski that’s how you get to the 10 min mark
Literally any one:
Someone: **makes a mistake**
Emkay: *laughs uncontrollably*
Life: *laughs uncontrollably*
@@synchronizedshadow Damien desarves the money
Tbh i think it's funny.
His name is Damien... just sayin
As a Burger King employee, I'd like to point out that the anime post was totally accurate
Don’t you mean *Boiga King* ?
I read it backwards and tought it said burger king called
Burger King foot lettuce?
And now some BK's are closing
More like BORGAR King
I swear Damien is the living embodiment of the “WHEEZE” meme
Do u think that Dream and Damien should have a wheeze contest
Imagine if he found out you could no longer "try for baby" with the Grim Reaper.
Light Fiend yes please
@@Frrongg2Tooadd I want to see that now.
Damien is the living Sims 4 patch notes.
Imagine if Damien and Uncle Jobel did a collab
Their combined laughter would make suicide rates drop to the negatives
Shroomish is very pleased with your latest choices bruh people comin back from the dead to listen
@@wagon6827 i came here cuz of the talking shroomish man.
People are birthing themselves
People would be shooting themselves into existence
Would we raise the dead!!?
9:28 THAT IS THE BEST IMPRESSION VOICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
YES
RyanDoesGuides it doesn’t sound like an impression
@@kilianrobinson9534 oh shit ur right
Wait till you find out about his Chills voice
@@Snecho link the video
3:30 that is the most pained “oh no” I’ve ever heard in my life
Oh NO
Found it
we’re still waiting for damien to say “hello my namien is damien”
He already did
Fr0st_ 3d *it needs to be said again*
Blessed pfp much :)
Fr0st_ 3d when
where
I ain't gay, but 20$ is 20$
More like
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
HOLY YOU'RE A GOD DAMN JOJO FAN.
❌ Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
❌Filthy act at a reasonable prise
❌ain't gay but 20 is 20
⭕️ pp suc 1 cent
@@JohnYakooza heavy shoes, death drink, boom boom stick
@@leoneabbachio59 are you sure she's not just a classic Rock fan?
@@davincent98 eh, could be ngl. But chances are that she's probably a JoJo fan..
His impression of Brody for the your mama jokes were actually really good
SepticComics 09 he probably is!
fr
Dokkan Ball Legends no it’s Brock Baker
Stale Pork what if it is really Brock Baker?
Dokkan Ball Legends It is Brock baker he announced it
Daimien's laughter is one of God's many blessings to this world...
Along with cheezboigaz
Are you from Noy Yogh?
No, Bahston* actually.
*In a real Boston/Massachusetts accent, it would sound like Boughston.
Fuckers would come back to life
GaE
3:30 Sounded like one of the most real “oh no” ever
Yes
3:30
"I'm a gamer."
"What do you play on?"
"Mobile."
Had a friend who claims he's a gamer (rather professional gamer) and his username is (hisname)123isthebest123. He plays Minecraft pe
@Pathfinder Official PS4 is way more valid answer for a gamer rather than mobile. I know PC has more upsides usually, and consoles *are* indeed inferior in some cases. But consoles have actual games and not just some drowned up, very cut version of the game on mobiles
r/Gatekeeping
What games?
*cAnDy CrUsH*
"I'm a gamer"
"What game do you play?"
"Clash of clans"
3:30 That ‘OH NO!!’ was just perfect. Absolutely Perfect.
yep
Yes
yep
Yes
yep
Nobody:
Emkay when he sees something slightly amusing: *cracked airtank noises*
His name is Damien. And his laugh is ze most precious thing
@@happyglowworm2419 yeah. Alrighty.
Oh hey 69 likes
the replies are funnier than the video
With that laugh. He's got asthma XD
Gojira Fan nice
Why is everyone insulting toad for bringing a tennis racket? I mean Mario is bringing a whole carpet with him, he's the f*cking mistake
Tœd
Thats a picnic blanket idiot
@@Booohbah That's*
Yeah, at least toad can be eaten
this should be in the vid
Damien’s laugh cured my depression.
0:57 there you go
And 6:08
7:37
For some reason a random kid saying "Snort my shit" had me laughing for a solid hour oh my GOD my chest burns but it's so worth it
Same dude i can't stop laughing.
poopoo
a small price for salvation
Irixue Lirium same. That just killed me lol
I bet he got his mouth washed out with soap when he finally went home to mummy 😂
You laughing is literally heaven
Please just make a video that's just you laughing
We need a supercut of the laughs.
poopoo
Yes please.
Powdered Capybara
Not a fetish. A lot of people including me just find Damien’s laugh very pleasant.
And I have no damn idea why. \/(•-•)\/
3:28
I feel like he was trying to be funny but was literally in shock at this moment
joke: does not make sensce
Emkay: laughs
me: also laughs, because Emkay laughter is hillarious
*sensce*
Tutto sempai “Intesinse triggering” G R A M M A R N A Z I
Poopoo 😂
yup. thats damien
He does a great impression of Brock Samson from Venture Bros
6:07
Emkay's laugh has entered goat mode.
Hes name is damian
@@nomiS.933 I know.
Damian turned to ralsei
I feel so stupid for having just discovered you, but you're the best! The voices are killer, you're funny, you read the words very accurately, and most important for me is that you use the OP's intended inflection when you speak. I find it so infuriating when others read the stories with some other emphasis cuz it changes the meaning and lessens the effect. Keep it up dude, you're great.
The most important thing is that he doesn't read it as a robot and he's having fun.
glad you get to experience this greatness too
“I ain’t gay, but 20$ is 20$”
Literally Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Exactly
Is that a J O J O S reference?!????????????
@@sombodyoncetoold4368 no
@@chlchlchlchl-1 yes
You mean dimes for crimes
3:30 these two comics go *VERY* well next to eachother.
Oog
Sounds like jacksepticeye
5:56
The true baby boomer.
They posted something meant for someone specific for everyone to see.
Seriously anytime I see CallMeCarson post something, I tell myself “that’s a bruh moment”
What's that supposed to mean? callmecarson’s laugh is too contagious
*buddy
Rephical Gaming .
Rephical Gaming .
thundertimegaming ajpw ok
This is the ultimate challenge: see how long you can go reading these at midnight without snorting so loud it wakes up your family
@@steamedcrabs9514 coincidently, this comment has 12 likes at the time f you saying it
9:26 can we just appreciate how amazing damien's impression of Brody is?
What about his impression of Joe Swanson
Oh wait
Yes
this man is ungodly good at impressions period. it's kinda freaky
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Beautiful
I have been looking for this comment 🥰
"What cup size is Mrs. Keebler?"
The dude's askin real questions tho
2:30 well yeah D he wasn't gon change his profile picture whilst in a coma was he
Cuh
“They censured a bruh”
... that’s not a bruh...
R/woooosh
@@real_nosferatu ok zoomer
@@real_nosferatu cant believe people like you
@@furrycircuitry2378 fuck off.
@@real_nosferatu r/ihavered- umm... nevermind...
*Petiton for a 10 minute video of him just laughing*
*c'mon lads, agree with me lol*
*edit: C'mon Gals, Agree with me*
Just don't want feminists too, well.. you know*
*edit 2, C'mon LGBTQ+'s We all know you want it too!!* *- For Josie The Wolf... Love You, and i hope i made your day*
We should make 1 hour compilation
@@killmeister2271 agreed.
Can someone buy me the stinky Steve book
where do i sign
Yes
Me: *Wears camo pants*
Someone: Omg, put pants on !!!
Me: Tf??? i am wearing pants
*looks down*
*uh oh*
r/comedycemetery
foreskin
@@idontunderstandhumour2978 ironic
Damien: did they censored "bruh"?
Also Damien: **censored "porn"**
It’s 1 am and I’m listening to this guy laughing his ass off at memes. Perfect 👌🏻
I am watching at 1 min past 1 beat that
1:14 for me
"They censored bruh*
I'm pretty sure that said big ones with no huh
Bitch, it says bath
Teppo Pierune no
bcth
It said door
b87h
Teppo Pierune r/woooosh
9:22 Actually the Tennis Racquet brought toad.
3:29 i have *never* in my life heard such a intense sound of pure *DISGUST* over a poorly designed computer
I’m 17 and I still laugh at “potty humor”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT REAL HUMOR IT IS AS REAL AS HUMOR GETS
Shweller BAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
poopsie
jiminshibae hehehehhehehehe
Web Warrior poopyheaddd
deredesu teeheehee
I hate when Damien laughs
Only once a video
Augh
*Not gonna lie, they had us for the first half*
Uso dayooooooooooo!
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
EmKay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Kylene:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
EmKay:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
ScientificallyNerdy:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Kylene:
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Emkay: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Blxxmidxxnitexx
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
ScientificallyNerdy
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Kylene
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a soul:
Not even a mouse:
Emkay:
WHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What did I start
Kylene i think I’m to blame for this mess
Laughing at the meme: 35%
Laughing at Damien's laugh: 65%
but that only adds up to 100%
I agree
“I ain’t gay but 20$ is 20$”
*ah yes D4C*
Dirty deedso done dirt cheappu
Filthy acts at a reasonable
6:36 Holy hell that's Eugene, What did that ad do to him-- They're making fun of him because he's 5'6
From what game is this ?
@@raigardasgedminas8048 the game is called Dangerous Fellows
@@thellama631 thx
@@thellama631 IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
I spent quite some time looking for someone that noticed lmao
Shit Damien I think I’m in love
with your laugh...
K noice
Oo noice
p o o p o o
Same
K
bruh
Azerbaijan
@@the-potato-warrior Dumbass Azerbaijan did not participate in the 6-day war and Azerbaijan is one of the most Israel supporting country out there, dumbass.
Nucleardoom you don’t read do you?
АЗЕРБАЙДЖАН
Why do i see you everywhere
@@the-potato-warrior Yes I did? I read that you called Muhammad gay and then equated all muslims to those who fought in the six day war? and then you said that "all muslims have to stroke at least one dog dick" followed by saying that you burned a Quran? its very clear what your message is buddy
9:19
I showed this to my sister
She looked me dead in the eyes and said with a very serious face and tone of voice
Toad is a muschroom. He *is* the snack
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
EmKay:POOPOO
Cooldudepossible 89 he’s right
SCUM GANG LET YA NUTS HANG
I’m in love with Damien’s voice
You forgot to say no homo
Po1SoNouS no, no he did not
@@poisonedread no u
@@dovahbear8238 Chill dude. I didn't call you gay lmao
@@poisonedread I am chill
The first one was in an r/comedyhell video
It's better here
@@chewieman4956 yeah, i guess
More like butter
it's a thin line. a very very thin one. think abt that while i iron my dog.
@@kekwa5409 Make sure you do it hard cuz the wrinkles are hard to get out
I am...
TENIS RACKETS ARE MY FAVORITE FOOD-
*crys*
You actual idiot, you didnt get me a racket to eat as well?
@@arachnaeprince55 ummm
I might have an extraa..
Heh..
@@IAmIndeedAClown Really!!! Oh thank you!!!
@@IAmIndeedAClown can I have one too?
@@nuggetisanalias3604 sure :D
Alright:”Snort my shit” is my favorite line now
Video: Is r/comedyheaven
Emkay: *Consistently laughs at all the jokes*
Yeah because r/comedy heaven is jokes so bad that they make you laught
@@Pleuros Nice.
Your laughing is so contagious
6:00 XD Allein die leere Leere kombiniert mit Damien's Lachen ist PERFEKT!
I was eating and then i saw that "snort my crap" i almoust choked and then laughed for like 5 mins while laying on the ground
Why does he actually sound like to dude from the yo mama channel? 9:27-9:59
Fr tho
Ole Kolmann Johnsen THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS OMG
SCUM GANG LET YA NUTS HANG
@Sea Pupper w e l p t h i s i s w e i r d
He is... hes also the voice actor for kronk from emperors new groove
I love 6:08. Damien's laugh is more than beautiful, it's more than perfect. I'm in love with it and I'm lesbian lmao
I'm straight
I'm confused as to what this has to do with anything.
Isaiah Albers She’s showing off how gay she is and that’s hella gay
i don't think anyone wants to know about your sexuality but ok
No one really cares about ur sexuality
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Lexi or Robin:
Damian: *WEEZE*
*Thank you, CVS Pharmacy*
Very Cool!
When you came here just to hear the soothing sound of Damien's laugh.
Slow it down to 0.5x and it's even better!
I'll be back, I have to go water the bird.
Understandable, have a good day.
*SACREDKING 117 left the game*
You back yet?
3:29
I like how he went from normal to tERRIFIED in a split second
Everyone: Damiens laugh is beautiful
Damiens laugh: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHUHUHUHU HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tho i didnt understand alot of the jokes, i think emkays laugh is just hilarious :D. Nice vid.
2:52
That’s a real struggle are you sure he isn’t depositing Taco Bell?
1:12
*(Insert Walter White falling to his knees meme)*
Omg I thought it was the actual "Brody" in the Yo Mama jokes!! 😵😵
exactly what I was thinking. I think he was the voice actor for it
Emkay: Weezes for 20 seconds
Me: Weezes for 20 more seconds because he is weezing
9:34 r/comedyheaven - Emkay ft. Brody Foxx
“I’m not gay”
*Are you sure about that?*
I don't know anymore
Yeah
I mean... now that you talk about it...
kinda
Why such big space
@@tylerburleson185 to hold everyone
3:29 is the best "OH NO" I have heard in forever
yes that's funny
3:30
Russian Ball the build up is at 2:29, 2:30 makes it instantly happen and it doesn’t have the same kick
noboby:
absolutely nobody:
not a single soul:
a t h s m a: 6:12
can confirm
3:30 why... Why does this sound just a tiiiiny bit like jacksepticeye's voice?
Not really
It does lol
@@zexinnit9904 It does
3:30 That _"OH NO"_ sounds so genuine.
When he says those yo mama jokes, he sounds like a mixture of Brody from Yo Mama and Joe from Family Guy
Almost like they're the same voice. 🤔
gulpin deez nuts lmao
me: *laughs hard*
*dēēż ńūtż łmæô*
99% of comments about damien laugh
1% about the actual video
Damien: **wheezes**
Dream: “finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”
0:57 his laughs make me almost pee myself dude
My favorite comedy In this video
Goat,gulpin,don’t cry, stinky Steve, and capitaine America
WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE BRODY BROCK FROM THE YO MOMMA SERIES😂
He has the ability to copy the voices of other people. He even did a chills impression
@@leonides1527 just like Connor
It's Brock Baker not Brody Brock and Brody is his made up yo mama name
@@darthxeanos596 no one cares about that shit ass channel anway so what is your point here?
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Someone: I l i k e b u t t e r
10:06 someone get this part on a 10 hour loop please?
Let’s do the first 7 day loop
I’m doing ten hours
raincoat rain it’s uploading now.
Where do I find this video.
@@stalepork1309 Gimme the link
wth that yo mama voice sounds exact
i mean i haven't watched them since 2011 but-
Nobody:
Damian: *sounds like the YO MAM guy*
The comments: *I don't even know who you are*
@@christopherc3254 mejhtydfgutyurfdrtdtdrtdfrtftfuytftufffutyfftggvfftvfgftftfgftftygfgftygygyytgghgytghuj
Lowkey, that Alex Jones impression was top tier.
6:34 is Eugene from Dangerous Fellows I love that game ❤️
Wait you played that?
...
Did you choose "I like ! Specially cute guy!"
Or did you pick "NOPE. Go drink more milk kid."...?
*TELL ME*
Just Someone Non-existent Unfortunately those aren’t actually in the game :(
Yea those aren't in the game I've played Eugene's ending so yea
@@jellydani r/wooosh
@@fumikoyt3 r/wooosh
OMFG IM NOT AN HOUR LATE TO HEAR HIS LAUGH YEAHHHHHHH
Emkay’s wheeze is funnier than half of these things 😂
input: stinky steve
output: broken jaw
When I saw the thumbnail, at first I thought it said
But STD is STD.
Makes so much more sense now 😂
Nobody:
EmKay: *W H E E Z E*
*w h ë ē ż ê*
Emkay is brody confirmed
yup
Brody?
@@txr4032 from yo mama
absolutely
@@txr4032 its the yo mama guy
1:46
Me in 2020:
Being in a car doesnt mean you aren't in class