Rodney Dangerfield’s Top 10 Jokes About His Weight
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- 00:02 “I can't lose any weight. I tried jogging, I keep running into restaurants.”
00:35 “Are you kidding. I was so fat when I got my shoes shined I had to take the guy's word for it.”
00:57 “Doctors say all kinds of exercise is great. You burn up energy, you lose calories. In fact, doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”
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This man was magic! Thank you for the laughs, Rodney!
Still makes me laugh out loud 🤣
THIS WONDERFUL MAN KEPT ME HAPPY WITH HIS SKETCHES, MOVIES AND MUSIC.
Love that man and his quick deliveries...one of the funniest comedians ever. In a small league including Rodney, Buddy Hackett, Alan King, early Bill Cosby, Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld and ???
No Don Rickles? The disrespect
The GOAT
Did Rodney know that he could get shirts made to fit his neck? Haha
Different world.🤔
Think about it, and then look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls!
So hilarious!!!
I Will always Love you Rodney 💙
Hilarious! Is there a Comedian better than Rodney?
"My doctor is pretty upset. He just found out he got one of his patients pregnant."
"He's a veterinarian."
I told him my wife has vd. He gave HIMSELF a shot of penicillen
The doctor told me I needed to lose 10 pounds so I cut up the wife's credit cards. ... Thanks Rodney we miss you.
Rodney's last name should've been "Minefield" a minefield full of one liners.
I've gained some weight being stuck in the damm house. This shits getting old!
Comedy is a dead god Thalia 🌹🌑👍 rest in the good news 💐 Okay bye
My brother hates Donald Trump because his wife wants a rich man not a bed wetter who watches soap operas.
Wow!!! That joke is sooooo funny!!!!!NOT !!!!!!!! You should remove the letter "n" in your name. It will explain your joke perfectly!! You fucken BOZO!!! Now that is funny!! HAHAHA
does she strike oil when she wears heels?
@@71sc502 no, it's a authoritarian parasite type of girl
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