We Watched Spongebob Season 2 Episode 17 & 18 For The FIRST TIME Group REACTION

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  • @gremmythoumeaux2393
    @gremmythoumeaux2393 11 месяцев назад +695

    Imagine being there at the studio that day and seeing the actors record their uncensored lines for Sailor Mouth. 😅

    • @darthsader7089
      @darthsader7089 11 месяцев назад +30

      I like to imagine if like the Kristy Krab scene, their lines were broadcast over the Studio intercom

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 11 месяцев назад +27

      I mean a lot of the VA's have been involved with R rated or PG-13 projects before and since. I mean Mr. Krabs was the villain in Highlander.

    • @HeyBuddyLuv
      @HeyBuddyLuv 11 месяцев назад

      There’s a little compilation of some of the actors actually cussing and it’s uncensored. So it kind of gives you an idea of what it would have sound like.
      ruclips.net/video/gImva29Hjdw/видео.htmlsi=XEgz_nTEccnB_b2E

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@PsychoDiesel48 What about Tom Kenny?

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@kagemushashien8394 So many, but probably most notable recently is Squanchy and a couple others from Rick and Morty. He was also King Jellybean

  • @Punykirby
    @Punykirby 11 месяцев назад +336

    the Uncensored version of Sailor Mouth is deep in the Nick Vault, never to be released
    The script just says dolphin noise, so the actors originally either said nothing or made up a swear, but had trouble thinking of fake swears or cutting themselves off, so they asked to swear for real since it would be censored anyways, and they were allowed
    The part where Mr. Krabs stubs his toe, was so funny, all the actors were dying, Clancy Brown was popping off apparently

    • @CJWest08
      @CJWest08 11 месяцев назад +34

      Damn I wish I could’ve heard that

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 11 месяцев назад +41

      Fun Fact, that's not actually a dolphin noise.
      It's the sped up cry of a Kookaburra, which is a bird.

    • @xpmedia8660
      @xpmedia8660 7 месяцев назад

      We're busting that thing open who's with me?

    • @a2rhombus2
      @a2rhombus2 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@CJWest08 If you wanna hear mr krabs swear just play through detroit become human, Hank is played by the same actor

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@haku8135like how the sound we associate with bald eagles is actually the cry of the red tailed hawk?

  • @firemiracle
    @firemiracle 11 месяцев назад +195

    Actually the "uncensored" one you saw is not really the official one. The real one is still locked up in nickelodeon to never see the light of day. But hey, at least some fans did those fanmade versions to see how it kinda went 😂

    • @bee-zeesoul1018
      @bee-zeesoul1018 11 месяцев назад +32

      I don’t know how it’s not obvious that those aren’t the same voices.

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah. Although a few months ago, they actually leaked Two audio clips from the episode. Where you hear spongebob yelling "Blow Me" and "F**kface"

  • @donovan802
    @donovan802 11 месяцев назад +312

    That scene of Patrick rubbing sunscreen on Sandy and the live-action car crashing on the track were both removed from later airings for inappropriateness. I was always shaking my head at "Procrastination" in later airings 'cause I always thought I was remembering something different when I first saw the episode.

    • @JC05
      @JC05 11 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah cos I was about to say I never remembered any of those happening

    • @kirdy_t7324
      @kirdy_t7324 11 месяцев назад +15

      Thank god I was not the only one that did not remember seeing those scenes from the original episode

    • @teamhunter730
      @teamhunter730 11 месяцев назад +14

      Don’t think I saw the original airing but the cut was still jarring
      From this 2:08 to this 2:53

    • @liamisaac1152
      @liamisaac1152 11 месяцев назад +13

      The Patrick scene always looked so weird too. She’s not moving or reacting at all so it looks like a lifeless doll

    • @prescott0913
      @prescott0913 11 месяцев назад +10

      This one and Just One Bite. The “security alarm” for the Krusty Krab setting Squidward on fire lmfaooo

  • @Halloweenish
    @Halloweenish 11 месяцев назад +110

    That art critic didn’t know what he was talking about, Bold and Brash was the greatest piece of art ever made.

  • @gamemaster2819
    @gamemaster2819 11 месяцев назад +138

    Squidward is genuinely talented. The problem is he is so narcissistic, anything not about him isn't worth appreciating. It amazes me someone can be so creative and uncreative at the same time

    • @jaredhamilton425
      @jaredhamilton425 7 месяцев назад +7

      I once read that Squidward’s talent and performance actually gets better when he’s in a good mood.

    • @thomasharrington1477
      @thomasharrington1477 4 месяца назад +3

      Squidward's depiction of Neptune is just Handsome Squidward with red flowing hair

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah we saw that he was 100% capable of making that sculpture and everything else that spongebob nailed perfectly like the circle.

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jaredhamilton425which, he can't be 95% of the time because Spongebob is around 😂

  • @evanthebourne
    @evanthebourne 11 месяцев назад +153

    I really liked the ending of IM WITH STUPID for a simplen reason. Patrick was an awful friend, Spongebob staged the whole "stupid friend scenario" to make him look good in front of his parents and he actually humiliated himself for him which seemingly worked. Except that those people werent patricks parents and his true parents still think he s a dum dum

    • @carterthiero7633
      @carterthiero7633 11 месяцев назад

      Patrick, his fake parents, and his real parents are all dum dums

    • @murilosampaio1264
      @murilosampaio1264 11 месяцев назад +20

      To me it made think that ALL starfish in Bikini Bottom are not the sharpest tools in the shed

  • @bluwolf098
    @bluwolf098 11 месяцев назад +48

    There is no released uncensored version of Sailor Mouth, Tom Kenny has said that it does exist, but it will never see the light of day. Also there's a bunch of complications of the voice actors cussing. I think there's an animation where Tom Kenny was asked to voice Spongebob but actually cuss (not done by Nickelodeon), Plankton's voice actor cussing, Patrick's voice actor cussing in a movie (yes he purposely voiced Patrick to demonstrate rage in a different character), and Mr. Krab's voice actor is in Detroit Become Human (yes that character cusses a lot.

    • @rogeliorocha7221
      @rogeliorocha7221 6 месяцев назад +1

      As of 3 months ago we have a leak from Sailor Mouth of SpongeBob screaming “Blow Me” during eels and escalators. It sounds a teensy bit off but the kicker is that the clip includes a part of his scream that’s cut off by the dolphin noise in the real version. Something like that would still be quite hard for most ai

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 11 месяцев назад +97

    Clancy was SUPER on board with using actual swears when recording Sailor Mouth.

    • @jalenellis3594
      @jalenellis3594 11 месяцев назад +21

      Of course he was. He was and still swearing like a sailor before SpongeBob and in other film projects.

    • @AnimationNation2004
      @AnimationNation2004 8 месяцев назад +3

      Shawshank anyone

  • @Tonymcd274
    @Tonymcd274 11 месяцев назад +72

    I wish we saw Patrick’s parents bothering squidward “where’s Patrick?”😂😂😂

    • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
      @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 месяца назад +1

      I can imagine them being. Mom: Where's Patrick? Squidward: I don't know. Dad: Do you know NOW? For like an hour straight

  • @georgspielberger9780
    @georgspielberger9780 11 месяцев назад +79

    "Sailor mouth" is honestly even more enjoyable to watch as an adult because you can perfectly imagine them swearing plus as kid I never understood those **dolphin noises** words

  • @donovan802
    @donovan802 11 месяцев назад +70

    "Procrastination," on top of being one of the most relatable episodes, actually has school principals reacting to it 🤣

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 11 месяцев назад +83

    Procrastination is such a fun and relatable episode.
    I'm with Stupid on the other hand is so frustrating because Patrick behaves like such a dick to Spongebob for no reason. Although the twist of this not even being his real parents but just random sea stars who don't even have a son is pretty wild.
    Sailor Mouth is my favourite tho, too bad we will probably never see the uncensored version of it.
    Also fun fact: Squidward saying that he thought there were only 7 dirty words is a reference to a George Carlin routine called "Words you can't say on tv".

    • @AppalachianRailfan99
      @AppalachianRailfan99 7 месяцев назад

      Carlin also narrated 4 seasons of Thomas The Tank Engine

  • @prescott0913
    @prescott0913 11 месяцев назад +24

    Holy shit you guys got the Unedited version of Procrastination! Apparently the network had an issue with Patrick giving Sandy a massage in her bikini lol.

  • @coleodonoghue2981
    @coleodonoghue2981 11 месяцев назад +31

    Ngl I feel like people sleep on how relatable artist unknown is. I’m not saying I condone Squidwards actions but I feel like we all got annoyed at someone at some point in our lives who are better at something we enjoy than us despite never even touching it before

  • @reach17-CH
    @reach17-CH 11 месяцев назад +73

    "Oh, my 🐬 foot! What 🐬 genius put a 🐬 rock in a 🐬 path? Can't ya see I got a 🎺 foot here? Oh, 🦭, oh, 🛥🐦, oh my 📣 with a side of 🐬 and a heapin' helpin' of 🔔📯 and a boatload of 🚢, oh 🦭 🦭 🐦 grabbin' ⛴️!"

  • @OpticalSorcerer
    @OpticalSorcerer 11 месяцев назад +21

    It's worth noting that when an episode focuses on Squidward, Spongebob, and Patrick, Spongebob is usually as goofy and stupid as Patrick. But when it's just Spongebob and Patrick, Spongebob usually has clarity.

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 8 месяцев назад

      Ironically, Squidward can bring out the worst in him.

    • @Chunkyloops
      @Chunkyloops 7 месяцев назад

      At least one person needs to be the voice of reason

  • @ToaCody1
    @ToaCody1 11 месяцев назад +26

    Honestly "Sailor Mouth" is substantially more entertaining as an adult.

  • @MazGun
    @MazGun 11 месяцев назад +55

    The art episode hit me hard. My art teacher said we're free to draw anything, so i drew some anime fanart and my friends mostly drawing scenery or nature things. I got the lowest score while my friends who ask me to draw their mountain got higher score. Since then i never take his lesson seriously and everytime he complain why i always neglecting his teaching, i will say he's so close-minded for stuck with what the book said

    • @tc-tm1my
      @tc-tm1my 11 месяцев назад +15

      Fan art is some of the best drawn art. There's a lot of unrecognized artists who are ignored just because they draw r34 art and fan art.

    • @themenacingsloth
      @themenacingsloth 11 месяцев назад +5

      I know the word is overused these days, but dude legit jus sounds like an ELITE level of hater. You're prolly far beyond what he's talkin' 'bout anyway

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 11 месяцев назад +4

      Art teachers are just artists that have no talent so they can only teach art the one and only way they know how, absolutely by the numbers. Creativity and art styles are beyond them because the peak of their artistic career is copying a Bob Ross video.

    • @eizzatakrami6273
      @eizzatakrami6273 10 месяцев назад

      Ma, that horrible.I feel bad for you

    • @febbledebble
      @febbledebble 10 месяцев назад

      I hate art teachers that preach creativity, but then scold their students for experimenting and trying something different.
      I remember the amount of times my teacher pushed me to change my artwork to the point it wasn’t even my idea anymore, and because of him I lost so much time for the deadline that I was forced to hand in a “refined” sketch that I hated drawing. :/

  • @SACC_
    @SACC_ 11 месяцев назад +14

    That uncensored version is AI from what I remember. The legit one was either destroyed or is guarded by Nickelodeon.

    • @zach177
      @zach177 11 месяцев назад +5

      Your right but it’s not AI. It’s just an edited video with someone else’s voice.

    • @SACC_
      @SACC_ 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@zach177 I see

    • @evanrosman9226
      @evanrosman9226 11 месяцев назад +2

      If the legit one ever gets released, imagine how many people will watch it.

  • @Artizm_Music
    @Artizm_Music 11 месяцев назад +21

    You guys are the luckiest people alive to watch the complete version of Procrastination for the first time.
    The fair scene and the go kart scene were both cut from TV and only recently when Paramount Plus happened was when they put the scenes back in.

    • @LeafRazorStorm
      @LeafRazorStorm 11 месяцев назад +4

      It wasn't so much Paramount+ as it was "Whoever was tasked to HD remaster all the episodes saw this scene and went 'Why did we censor this again?'"

  • @evanrosman9226
    @evanrosman9226 11 месяцев назад +10

    Artist Unknown is the second time Tom Kenny sang "To the dump". The first time was in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life.

  • @Jordan-gp3mj
    @Jordan-gp3mj 11 месяцев назад +19

    “When will he learn?” Idk why, but that fish always makes me laugh the hardest after “My leg!”😂

  • @nicholasbalingit9049
    @nicholasbalingit9049 11 месяцев назад +13

    The twist at the end of I'm With Stupid does feel like a horror movie. It reminds me of the film The Visit.

  • @Kuriboh48
    @Kuriboh48 11 месяцев назад +10

    While it is true that they did curse in that episode, there exists no way to watch the uncensored version. Any video online uses voice clips by the voice actors in other shows, movies, or games where they do curse, like Mr. Krabs' voice actor from the game Detroit: Become Human. The true uncensored version is likely somewhere in the Nickelodeon archives and is unlikely to ever be heard by the public.

  • @GreatBuckeyeGamer
    @GreatBuckeyeGamer 7 месяцев назад +8

    I wholeheartedly at 4:08 about word counts and minimum page counts for essays and papers. It’s just pointless busy work

  • @kayleebirds
    @kayleebirds 11 месяцев назад +7

    The Sailor Mouth episode reminded me of the video of Plankton's voice actor (Mr. Lawrence) swearing in character. Its uploaded on RUclips, its simply called "Plankton Swearing". Its a short video, but its fun to hear spongebob characters swearing from their actual voice actors.

  • @calzoneyed
    @calzoneyed 11 месяцев назад +15

    16:15 And there literally was a horror movie like that too! 😂It was called The Visit where the mom sends her kids to stay with their grandparents who she hadn't seen in like decades and when the kids get off the bus it's not actually their grandparents that they meet up with. It's so creepy and disturbing

  • @pineflowers
    @pineflowers 11 месяцев назад +17

    procrastination is probably the episode I rewatch the most. while procrastinating, of course

  • @cemiller
    @cemiller 11 месяцев назад +6

    Speaking of writing essays, a kid i went to high school with admitted that he didn't know what to write for a short essay on a test so he wrote about how he didn't know what to write as his answer. Apparently he got half a point for the answer, the teacher confirmed it because he found it funny.

  • @bluewolf6323
    @bluewolf6323 11 месяцев назад +10

    They would get a kick out of Spongebob actors cussing comp. It's so funny and Plankton's VA has the most time cussing 😂

  • @silentassason
    @silentassason 11 месяцев назад +7

    "800 words is that a paragraph or two" god damn and i thought i was long winded

  • @MrProthall
    @MrProthall 11 месяцев назад +14

    That swear episode seems like a strong reference to George Carlins "Words you can't say". I love it

  • @heynae2016
    @heynae2016 11 месяцев назад +4

    The conclusion spongebob reaches at the end when finally writing his essay reminds me of the advice my mom gives me for the same thing. She says, write and write whatever comes to mind until reaching a minimum required word then go back and edit whatever you have. Though that's easier done with computers.

  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 11 месяцев назад +6

    I NEVER KNEW THIS WHEN I ORIGINALLY WATCHED IT!
    Mr Krabs says there are 13 bad words, but Squidward thinks there's only 7.
    George Carlin has a famous bit on the 7 dirty words you can't say on tv!

  • @donovan802
    @donovan802 11 месяцев назад +8

    The censors for those curses was actually put in post. The voice actors actually cursed here 🤣

  • @Tonymcd274
    @Tonymcd274 11 месяцев назад +7

    Yea SpongeBobs chair telling him to take a seat scared my little ass as a kid 😂

  • @brandonaston301
    @brandonaston301 11 месяцев назад +5

    They haven’t released the version they recorded for this episode uncensored but I believe someone took snippets of the voice actors swearing in other projects and edited them into the visuals. All the swear word noises in the episode match up to real swear words as well.

  • @SpacialRend7
    @SpacialRend7 11 месяцев назад +19

    It’s episodes like “I’m with Stupid” that really make me cross with Patrick. Patrick was a nervous wreck about not being smart in the eyes of his parents thatSpongeBob, like a good friend, offers to help him in his hour of need by acting dumb to make Patrick look smarter. When things began to look up, Patrick pushed the envelope and makes SpongeBob seem like he is the dumb guy.
    He says: “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.” Takes one to know one right? Makes me wanna go Man Ray on his chubby self and bury him for his act of being hypocritically mean-spirited.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 11 месяцев назад +2

      I think the fact those WEREN'T Patrick's parents at all, just random strangers, and Patrick's real parents still think he's dumb as bricks and never saw SpongeBob acting like an idiot saves Patrick here. Like as dumb as SpongeBob pretended to be, Patrick is actually even dumber than that.
      LATER seasons of Patrick though? Yikes.

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus 11 месяцев назад +5

    You guys talked about the 800 word essay so much I paused the video and wrote it. I blew past 800 words in under an hour and it was 1.2 pages, single spaced with an intro, 3 body paragraphs, and a conclusion. It's really not that hard, which is the point of the episode. When he just buckled down and wrote the essay, it didn't take him long at all, because it wasn't a particularly difficult assignment. The only reason SpongeBob had a hard time with it was that he procrastinated all night long.

  • @Spongebrain97
    @Spongebrain97 11 месяцев назад +19

    As someone in college right now, i get why having a page count matters. If it's not there then a great many students would just submit a bare bones essay. It would look weird on the teacher if like some students wrote very little while others wrote like 500-800 words but got the same grade

    • @rudymora4179
      @rudymora4179 11 месяцев назад +3

      I always figured that the word count was just part of the lesson that needed to be learned. Like, a good writer could say everything that needs to be said in way less words, but also a good writer could stretch that out to meet the word count and not have it sound rambling or repetitive.

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@rudymora4179 yeah like if somebody could fit in everything they needed to say under the word count then sure. However too many people would abuse that and give half ass attempts.
      Im trying to become a teacher and I think that I would use some sort of word count but that the students didn't have to get the exact number. At least something within that ball park so I could fully understand what point they're making in their writing and not just three short sentences

    • @BestAnimeFreak
      @BestAnimeFreak 11 месяцев назад +4

      The grade should reflect, how well an essay depicted the information that essay was about.
      If someone can depict it well in 200 words, they get a good mark. If they do it in 1400 words, they get the same mark.
      If someone wrote 1400 words and did it better, then they get a better mark. And if they did it worse, they get a worse mark.
      Just writing a lot, doesn't mean it's better.

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@BestAnimeFreak sure but something else that gets factored in is the time it takes to write an essay and the student's setting. So like if an essay was assigned as homework like with Spongebob then yeah the word count could be longer because the student has more time to fully flesh out their argument.
      For other instances when the essay is done during class then the word count doesn't really matter, as long as the student's writing is fully addressing the question or questions they're being asked to write about

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops 6 месяцев назад +1

    All that extra work SpongeBob did to distract him was all still way easier than the essay because it still required little to no thinking while the essay is primarily thinking.

  • @BreadlySteadly
    @BreadlySteadly 11 месяцев назад +13

    I can confirm the procrastination episode gave me nightmares as a kid

  • @lazerd3662
    @lazerd3662 11 месяцев назад +8

    Procrastination is hands down my favorite SpongeBob episode

  • @aanthony2_0
    @aanthony2_0 4 месяца назад +1

    Squidward is living the saying, "When my students surpass me without me teaching them a thing."

  • @Casterspellproductions
    @Casterspellproductions 11 месяцев назад +4

    If you think about it, the only thing Squidward paints is himself, and he's ugly. The artist absolutely hated his self portraits but loved the statue at the end

  • @Sub-Zero8
    @Sub-Zero8 11 месяцев назад +4

    One funny thing I never noticed until it was pointed out to me in the scene where SpongeBob and Patrick snitch on Mr Krabs for swearing, while SpongeBob and Patrick are saying the swears that Mr Krabs said, one thing that got bleeped out as well that you have to listen closely for is Mr Krabs saying “mother they’re a bunch of fucking liars”

  • @bespectacledheroine7292
    @bespectacledheroine7292 11 месяцев назад +12

    Another round of four absolute bangers! Artist Unknown has to be my favorite. I encountered someone with good ol Bold and Brash hanging on their wall! More like....belongs in the trash! It just never gets old. Procrastination is hella relatable though and I'm With Stupid explores the greatness of SpongeBob getting angry again. Not enough, never enough.

  • @feathdev000
    @feathdev000 10 месяцев назад +2

    Procrastination always scared me when I was little. Two parts rubbed me the wrong way: the chair coming to life and being like “come on SpongeBob, come have a seat.” and the candle flame coming to life and burning his house down.

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops 6 месяцев назад +2

    She has a point. Sailors at least have an excuse to talk like that because they're pissed from doing work all day.

  • @its_destruggle2226
    @its_destruggle2226 5 месяцев назад +1

    I remember as a kid being so fuckin scared by spongebobs essay dream sequence, looking back it’s actually so well made, like damn

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 11 месяцев назад +7

    SpongeBob short circuiting is the funniest thing to me

  • @leupui
    @leupui 11 месяцев назад +2

    I roleplay and whenever I write three - four paragraphs it ends up counting itself as 1k+ words, and the most i've written was like twelve paragraphs about. In school I remember sucking at essays it was my weakness, but the more i roleplayed/read, I got better, but when I did suck, it's as you guys said. I literally would make up stuff to fill in blanks. Adding extra unneeded words and everything lol

  • @wiredvex99
    @wiredvex99 11 месяцев назад +3

    There is no actual leaked episode of the cast actually cussing and iirc somebody in the cast has previously said nickelodeon will never let that version see the light of day for obvious reasons.

  • @kosakukawajiri5007
    @kosakukawajiri5007 6 месяцев назад +1

    I bring news about the Sailor Mouth episode and the censored lines. One of the lines has been found in a recording.
    The scene where Spongebob and Patrick play Eels and Escalators. Spongebob rolls Eels for the last time, then curses. What he said in the audio...
    "AUGH BLOW ME-"

  • @midnightmoon7257
    @midnightmoon7257 7 месяцев назад +2

    I stand by it even now that it is bs that Mrs puff was like "na you know that essay i said you had to write in one day?, that's void now, we're going on a field trip instead" i would look her dead in the eye and say "okay, then give me extra credit." Even if she did try to call him that night to say hey we ain't doing the essay anymore ik people who do that stuff the second they get home and don't stop till it's done, to say hey you gotta do this then say na i ain't gonna accept it cause were doing something different just- ughh i could rant about that all day (can you tell I've dealed with bs teachers and assignments before?)

  • @kaylagaymon4873
    @kaylagaymon4873 11 месяцев назад +10

    Sailor Mouth is one of the funniest episodes I laughed at. The voice actors were using actual curse words, but they censored it with dolphin noises
    🤬🤬🤬🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheLoneReni
    @TheLoneReni 8 месяцев назад +1

    Im pretty sure the swearing episode is the whole reason why I didnt like to swear until mid high school XD

  • @patrickkelley2735
    @patrickkelley2735 11 месяцев назад +2

    As a teacher, there is sometimes a reason for page requirements, but, yes, it is pure hell to grade so many pages. I've got 20 research papers about to be submitted!

  • @blakemarsee4801
    @blakemarsee4801 11 месяцев назад +3

    The art class episode shows how schools strip students of their individuality and potential.

  • @immortalweapon
    @immortalweapon 11 месяцев назад +4

    I had a dick of a teacher who considered "1 page = 100 words" and was annoyed that I actually counted my words and did his 300 word essay or something in 1.5 pages.

    • @masalanicholoff3593
      @masalanicholoff3593 11 месяцев назад +1

      In freshman year of high school my first English assignment was meant to be 500 words, and I actually wrote 500 words. Most people came back with 2.5 pages, and one person wrote like 5. I was like how?

  • @isaactheworshipwarrior6687
    @isaactheworshipwarrior6687 2 месяца назад +1

    The video you saw at the end sadly isnt the real version. But a few months ago, two of the actual audio clips got leaked, where Spongebob says "F***face" and "Blow me!"

  • @morbidmelody8783
    @morbidmelody8783 11 месяцев назад +3

    SpongeBob wrote “spotlight” on his paper😂

  • @gregschultz8639
    @gregschultz8639 11 месяцев назад +2

    I made the mistake of taking an Advanced Editing Theory class for my BFA in Motion Pictures & Television.
    The professor made us get pre-selected movies and we had to write a seven page essay (EACH WEEK) about how editing affected each category.
    -Page 1: Intro
    -Page 2: Character Development
    -Page 3: Music and Sound Effects
    -Page 4 Pacing
    I forgot the rest but yes. A whole damn page about how editing affected each of these.

  • @Y0sh1no5am
    @Y0sh1no5am 11 месяцев назад +2

    800 words is 1.6 pages single-spaced or 3.2 pages double-spaced.

  • @jacksonguest7447
    @jacksonguest7447 11 месяцев назад +3

    the uncensored version you just watched was fan made. an actual uncensored version does exist but nick won’t release it

  • @thedaveanderson
    @thedaveanderson 11 месяцев назад +1

    Ruff - "I think Patrick is secretly a mad genius."
    Next episode - "Are you sure about that?"

  • @stache297
    @stache297 5 месяцев назад +1

    10:40 my brother couldn’t stop laughing for days after that line 😂

  • @jeffbrehove2614
    @jeffbrehove2614 11 месяцев назад

    In Procrastination, the scene where SpongeBob looks out the window and the crashed racecar cutaway were removed in reruns.

  • @Ironmew05
    @Ironmew05 5 месяцев назад +2

    I think it's safe to say that Patrick isn't stupid. ALL STARFISH ARE STUPID!!

  • @josephdavis9234
    @josephdavis9234 11 месяцев назад +1

    The traffic light was first introduced to London in 1868, because nobody wanted humans to have to control traffic, not even cops. Since then, they've gotten more advanced, but the premise remains simple: red light means stop, green light means go, yellow light means proceed with caution.
    The first thing to avoid doing at a traffic light is basically the same thing to avoid whenever driving in general: getting distracted. When you sit at a stoplight, it may be tempting to let your mind wander, especially if you're there for like five (dolphin noises) minutes and the light still hasn't turned green. But don't. Be alert at all times, because once that light changes, if you aren't moving, you're going to seriously irritate everyone behind you in the lane. Neptune help you if you stay there for so long the light goes red again.
    With that said, the dangers can be mitigated if you have a reliable passenger. You can perform a few quick actions at the stoplight, like changing the radio station or taking a sip of your Dr. Kelp, as long as someone is keeping their eyes on the light for you. Be warned, though: "mitigated" ain't the same thing as "erased"; if your buddy decides to mess with you, or gets distracted themselves, you are still the driver, and as such, you're the one who is liable for whatever transpires.
    Whenever the light is red, you are to stop, which means you cannot "go". What this means is a little more complicated. You may go up to the crosswalk, but your tires may not cross over the line. If there are other cars ahead of you, also waiting at the light, then you may not go up to the crosswalk, as that would involve crashing into them. In any circumstances, crashing into a car that is waiting for the light is not good.
    Reading that, you're now probably thinking that the red light is where the restrictions are, and green means you're free to go. No. When the light's green, you are not just *able* to go; you are not allowed to "stop". If you stop at the green light, it's possible that the cars behind you will not expect that and keep going. In that case, even though you were the one who stopped, the person who crashed into you is legally in the clear.
    Which brings us to yellow. Off the record, nobody cares about yellow. On the record, if the light is yellow before you get to the crosswalk, then you should slow down and come to a stop when you get there, just like if it were red. But if the light is green when you're approaching and you see it turn yellow when you get to the crosswalk, no you didn't, it's still green, what are you talking about, just keep going.
    Under no circumstances, red light, green light, yellow light, or even if there's no light and just a traffic cop, should you ever stop while you're in the intersection. If there is a traffic cop, you may be tempted to shift to reverse after you've run them over so you can get them again, but trust me, that will just make your own driving less safe.
    By the way, one thing you should never do at a stoplight is pretend you don't know what color the light is. Colorblind fish can still see which light is the illuminated one - the one on top means stop, the one on the bottom means go.
    I've been talking about the actual stoplight part of stoplights, but much more important for determining the correct actions to take is the human element. Most stoplights are at intersections with crosswalks, and there's a good chance pedestrians will be there. Even if the light is green, do not run over any pedestrians. Or cyclists, for that matter. Just wait a couple seconds for them to pass, honk the horn if they take longer than that. Only if they turn out to be cops or clarinet players is it okay to just drive.
    Same thing goes for the other boats. If some squirrel in an eighteen-wheeler starts driving through the intersection when the light's red, just ignore your own green light and let them pass. Following the computerized traffic light algorithm is not worth a T-bone collision. Yes, they'd be the one at fault, but that doesn't really help your organs, does it?
    Do not open the door to relieve yourself at a stoplight. This is basically an encapsulation of everything not to do. It distracts your attention and your hands, it distracts the other drivers, you're potentially leaving a biohazard all over other people's boats. Either wait to get to a restroom or use your pants.

  • @Enteringdullsville
    @Enteringdullsville 11 месяцев назад +2

    Many people hate I’m with Stupid, but it has a LOT of the show’s best one liners.

  • @tgguitarguy
    @tgguitarguy 11 месяцев назад +1

    There's more of the uncensored episode. My favorite is Spongebob's "Ahoy Squidward How the Fuck are ya? :D"

  • @AvEnGeD7X238
    @AvEnGeD7X238 День назад

    Nothing is better than Ruff just roasting paramount plus for cutting the episode to a small screen😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanielreik6617
    @nathanielreik6617 11 месяцев назад +1

    I have a friend who a few years ago made copies of "Bold and Brash" and gave them to our friend group including myself for Christmas.

  • @agachansilencekya
    @agachansilencekya 6 месяцев назад +1

    The "Procastination" episode is what life is like to have ADHD, I can't focus on a simple task, I doing ridiculous things like SpongeBob did haha

  • @pepperpit
    @pepperpit 4 месяца назад +1

    0:56 I won’t let you all gaslight Ruff like this, 800 is nothing. It’s literally about 1 1/2 pages.

  • @SamusV4
    @SamusV4 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sailor Mouth was probably one of the funniest episodes for me in Spongebob growing up, I don't think my dad or me ever laughed that hard at a cartoon before!

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops 7 месяцев назад

    Spongebob just thinks/assumes that crashing your car horribly and doing millions of dollars in damages is all part of the daily driving process.

  • @mcteen5198
    @mcteen5198 10 месяцев назад +1

    It feels like a long time since I last watched the episode about Squidward’s art class, so nostalgic.

  • @WindShinobi590
    @WindShinobi590 10 месяцев назад

    12:27 I always thought Patrick was saying "Harmony" here. Never occurred to me that the CC might've just effed up and he was saying "I'm ready" weird. Possibly 20+ years of lies!!!! Lmao

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 10 месяцев назад

    I didn't think I'd stick around after you finished Amphibia, but now that you're doing Spongebob, one of my fave childhood shows, I can't help but come back. Love you guys!

  • @emilyschomer6715
    @emilyschomer6715 3 месяца назад +2

    4:35 A little bit is good, because you don't want people to write one sentence stating their point. Make it reasonable, like it needs to be at least 5 paragraphs or something (Counting introduction and conclusion)

  • @teenflashgaming-yc6ul
    @teenflashgaming-yc6ul 11 месяцев назад +2

    If I had two nickels for how many times someone licked something twice as memes in this episode alone. I would have two. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

  • @alphetti4348
    @alphetti4348 9 месяцев назад +1

    Procrastination and artist unknown are some of the most relatable episodes in the series, the first for obvious reasons the second being for the fact that the education system limits creativity and how it punishes students for thinking outside the box

  • @ianpham4391
    @ianpham4391 9 месяцев назад +2

    22:43, Your reactions to that are priceless 😂🤣

  • @jacobh12349
    @jacobh12349 2 месяца назад

    Even though we don't have the full uncensored sailor mouth, we at least now have the uncensored clip for when they were playing eels and escalators that was leaked a few months ago

  • @ammash3000
    @ammash3000 11 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I watch a reaction to “Sailor Mouth” the part that always makes me laugh the hardest is their reaction to Krabs stealing his mother’s money 😂

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops 6 месяцев назад +1

    So Squidward can only be a good artist if he's being popping seathing mad

  • @SWAHswah-tm7sn
    @SWAHswah-tm7sn 11 месяцев назад +4

    800 words honestly isn't that bad, I had to do a 3000 word essay for my introduction into uk college.

  • @snakegirl1925
    @snakegirl1925 6 месяцев назад +1

    SpongeBob has ADHD on procrastination 😂😂😂😂i could never relate more

  • @pineflowers
    @pineflowers 7 месяцев назад +1

    y’all have seen the uncensored sailor mouth clips, right? the official ones

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops 6 месяцев назад +1

    It was SpongeBob's passion that made him a great artist, not his supposed quality

  • @khamilemiller4271
    @khamilemiller4271 11 месяцев назад +2

    To me, they should just have a restaurant where you could just say curse word. It should be a restaurant out there that is just rated r you be able to say anything without people looking at you sideways 😂😂😂

  • @Fondoofus5542
    @Fondoofus5542 11 месяцев назад +1

    Procrastination was perhaps the most relatable episode to me since I had the shortest attention span when it came to homework.

  • @Prince-Bucket
    @Prince-Bucket 11 месяцев назад +3

    I hate how much I relate to the procrastination episode

  • @18wolfspirit
    @18wolfspirit 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is the only time I’ve ever heard of someone offer Creme brûlée to their pet. One of my favorite desserts.

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 11 месяцев назад

    “It’s normal size and fully functional!”
    - Me

  • @anniebyers2486
    @anniebyers2486 11 месяцев назад +1

    4:20 it’s always quality over quantity until there is a word count on an essay

  • @gabej5423
    @gabej5423 10 месяцев назад

    “Oh that’s right Janet we don’t have a son”!
    Biggest anime plot twist in history