Jim Cornette Reviews AEW's Roster

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • From Episode 454 of the Jim Cornette Experience
    Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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  • @xShoTime83x
    @xShoTime83x Год назад +854

    1:10 - AEW World Champion Jon Moxley
    2:15 - AEW World Tag Team Champions the Acclaimed, Max Caster and Anthony Bowens
    3:02 - AEW World Trios Champions Death Triangle; PAC, Fenix and Penta el Zero Miedo
    5:20 - AEW TNT Champion Wardlow
    5:55 - AEW All-Atlantic Champion Orange Cassidy
    6:40 - Aaron Solo
    8:17 - Adam Cole
    9:32 - Hangman Page
    10:35 - Alex Reynolds
    11:05 - Andrade el Idolo
    13:03 - Angelico
    13:22 - Angelo Parker
    14:12 - Anthony Ogogo
    15:55 - Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn and Billy Gunn
    16:23 - Brandon Cutler
    17:26 - Brian Cage
    17:54 - Brian Pillman, Jr.
    19:05 - Brock Anderson
    19:36 - Brody King
    20:53 - Bryan Danielson
    21:10 - Buddy Matthews
    21:24 - Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood
    21:56 - Chris Jericho
    23:14 - Christian Cage
    23:40 - Christopher Daniels
    24:38 - Chuck Taylor
    25:26 - Claudio Castagnoli
    26:13 - CM Punk
    26:20 - Colt Cabana
    26:39 - Danhausen
    27:04 - Daniel Garcia
    29:38 - Dante Martin and Darius Martin
    36:07 - Darby Allin
    36:35 - Dustin Rhodes
    37:08 - Eddie Kingston
    38:13 - Ethan Page
    38:30 - Evil Uno
    38:39 - Frankie Kazarian
    40:06 - Fuego del Sol and Griff Garrison
    40:25 - HOOK
    40:49 - Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen
    42:26 - Jake Hager
    43:21 - Jay Lethal
    44:44 - Jeff Hardy
    45:24 - John Silver
    45:32 - Jungle Boy
    46:57 - Keith Lee
    47:38 - Kenny Omega
    50:00 - Kip Sabian
    50:26 - Kyle O'Reilly
    51:50 - Lance Archer
    53:53 - Lee Johnson
    54:32 - Lee Moriarty
    55:03 - Luchasaurus
    57:02 - Luther
    1:00:16 - Mark Henry
    1:01:20 - Mark Sterling
    1:01:46 - Matt Hardy
    1:02:49 - Matt Jackson
    1:04:19 - Matt Menard
    1:04:34 - Matt Sydal
    1:04:55 - Michael Nakazawa
    1:06:48 - Miro
    1:07:25 - MJF
    1:07:44 - Malakai Black
    1:09:28 - Nick Comoroto
    1:10:38 - Nick Jackson
    1:11:28 - Recap

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Год назад +89

      Wow massive work , thanks!

    • @nielcarpnava
      @nielcarpnava Год назад +44

      His take on Kenny Olivier was my favorite part. I can't stop laughing about it. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lukefox6095
      @lukefox6095 Год назад +37

      Holy shit 80 minutes and this is only part 1?!?

    • @nh7680
      @nh7680 Год назад +8

      Thanks king 👑

    • @christianpaul-cp6746
      @christianpaul-cp6746 Год назад +6

      Thanks brotha!

  • @zaad5273
    @zaad5273 Год назад +331

    "Keith Lee looks like The Hulk but acts like Bruce Banner."
    10/10

    • @ernestcruz6316
      @ernestcruz6316 Год назад +35

      At one time you could've said the same exact thing about Bobby Lashley.

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 Год назад +27

      Keith Lee is the Endgame version of The Hulk

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash Год назад +21

      Yup. He said "indubitably" the other day. The fuck says that?

    • @diamonddylanpage7150
      @diamonddylanpage7150 Год назад +16

      paint him blue and furry and let him cos-play as the Beast Hank McCoy.

    • @DillyDilly13
      @DillyDilly13 Год назад +4

      @@stingersplash Holy shit I had to rewind that 5 times to hear what he said. I was like do the fuck?!

  • @lemotek
    @lemotek Год назад +701

    That Moxley face never fails

  • @kurtwpg
    @kurtwpg Год назад +405

    I wish Jim would quit being evasive and just tell us how he feels about Kenny Omega.

    • @leighlowe1069
      @leighlowe1069 Год назад +58

      Yeah, I like jim, but he's too scared to just say it how it is, he's always pussyfooting around stuff, never gives a proper opinion.

    • @dirtydeeds7371
      @dirtydeeds7371 Год назад

      Kenny sucks

    • @Winckypoo
      @Winckypoo Год назад +12

      From everything I’ve seen Corny does not like Omega and that’s extremely obvious

    • @Chey_Cha1
      @Chey_Cha1 Год назад +48

      @@Winckypoothat went straight over your head there, booboo

    • @psionic420
      @psionic420 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Winckypoor/whooosh

  • @rgonzalez101288
    @rgonzalez101288 Год назад +216

    When he got to "Pockets," I started crying with laughter.

    • @patrickboian8545
      @patrickboian8545 Год назад +8

      Blow up the train put me out. 😂😂😂

    • @markcampbell2702
      @markcampbell2702 Год назад +24

      I nearly died laughing when he ripped apart Omega once again

    • @joeybegoode9067
      @joeybegoode9067 Год назад +4

      Jim is so over pockets he won’t even take time to roast him anymore. The train jab was a passing comment he took off the top of his head.

    • @impalaman9707
      @impalaman9707 Год назад +2

      I was a little disappointed he didn't go after Darby Allin, that scrawny 140 pound weakling a little more. He's the perfect example of a high flying guy who I'm surprised every bone in his skinny little body isn't broken by now!

    • @yusufgazi7
      @yusufgazi7 Год назад +3

      Kenny Omega too

  • @acotbc
    @acotbc Год назад +188

    I like Jim's exasperated sigh after every other name Brian reads out.

    • @adrianhartso7060
      @adrianhartso7060 Год назад +6

      Literally saying "who" after a lot of these names lol

    • @constablekennedy7705
      @constablekennedy7705 Год назад +5

      It’s usually followed by him roasting the aforementioned individual …..

    • @adrianalog
      @adrianalog Год назад

      Love it

  • @TheMadvillainy
    @TheMadvillainy Год назад +121

    Jim makes a great point when it comes to Jericho. Every time he came back to wrestle in the WWE, he would leave for 6 months, then come back and the fans would go apeshit. In AEW, Jericho has been there from start to finish. I’ll give them the fact that the COVID lockdown threw everything for a loop. But there’s a reason why every time Jericho came back in WWE that the crowd would pop off whether he was a heel or face. If he were to just take a few months break, I bet everyone’s palate would be cleansed and we wouldn’t be as tired.

    • @JohnSmith-wh2ob
      @JohnSmith-wh2ob Год назад +17

      It’s funny that now in his late 40’s to early 50’s he’s taking no breaks at all yet when he was younger could go more and was better he was taking breaks it’s interesting

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 Год назад +12

      @@JohnSmith-wh2ob My guess is its an ego thing he prolly believes he is carrying AEW on his back and he cant leave.

    • @quantumman1910
      @quantumman1910 Год назад +3

      Fozzy in on tour in November in the UK which is completely incongruent with the AEW schedule. Maybe he'll have so time off coming up soon.

    • @natebaxter9551
      @natebaxter9551 Год назад +6

      @@JohnSmith-wh2ob he only works once a week. No need to take breaks unless his shitty band is touring local truck stops.

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia Год назад +7

      how can we miss you if you never go away?

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial Год назад +981

    An hour of Jim Cornette covering AEW is better than an hour of actual AEW wrestling

    • @1Smooth1
      @1Smooth1 Год назад +33

      Agreed 😂

    • @aerodynamicsalamander
      @aerodynamicsalamander Год назад +47

      I haven’t watched AEW in a long time. I know everything that happened by watching the corny clips LMAOOO. I know orange cassidy beat pac, bc of corny. I am not watching that shit. Him describing it is audio gold. I’m gonna be sad when AEW goes out of business

    • @mikegomez9099
      @mikegomez9099 Год назад +24

      Yeah, but Brian needs to blade every show for the full experience.

    • @whisperienced
      @whisperienced Год назад +25

      It's better than 3 years of AEW.

    • @brianmcdonald7017
      @brianmcdonald7017 Год назад +3

      Facts

  • @Ryanonfire03
    @Ryanonfire03 Год назад +55

    EVERY TIME he says Michael Nakazawa’s name I end up in tears lmao 😂😂😂

    • @shai310
      @shai310 Год назад +2

      I actually looked up Mac and Me and I can't get that image out of my head now lol

    • @adrianalog
      @adrianalog Год назад

      😂 my favourite

  • @doh80
    @doh80 Год назад +51

    49:40 "FUCK Kenny Omega!" Haha I actually laughed out loud to this

    • @willbennett7993
      @willbennett7993 Год назад +4

      lmao the way he said it with such disdain 😂😂

  • @ta7sint
    @ta7sint Год назад +33

    Wow, did Jim just say that he hates Kenny Omega more than Vince Russo? Damn!

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 Год назад +318

    When Jim goes over the roster you really see that he’s not an AEW hater he really cares for the product and wants it to succeed and genuinely sees talent in certain guys

    • @Batony
      @Batony Год назад +7

      This.

    • @Aj6711
      @Aj6711 Год назад

      Not page he so far up CM punk Ass now he hates Page in defense of his lover punk smh

    • @subxzero10000
      @subxzero10000 Год назад +1

      Only the EVP fan idiots say he’s hating and they’re kids anyway

    • @MatrixUnlockedPlus
      @MatrixUnlockedPlus Год назад +7

      That.

    • @lo1bo2
      @lo1bo2 Год назад +11

      And the other thing.

  • @antonlifer4449
    @antonlifer4449 Год назад +255

    Over an hour on AEW roster ? Hell yeah. This is gonna be 🔥🤘🔥

    • @antonlifer4449
      @antonlifer4449 Год назад +1

      @deathorjustice cool thanks. I'm almost done listening to it. I wonder if there's gonna be another hour dedicated to the rest.

    • @lodi70005
      @lodi70005 Год назад +14

      @deathorjustice Are you implying that the AEW roster is bloated and ridiculously large?

    • @dimedraweriv258
      @dimedraweriv258 Год назад +8

      Bunch of non dime drawers

    • @gregoryfuller9736
      @gregoryfuller9736 Год назад

      I legit don’t watch aew so this should be a good info video

    • @antonlifer4449
      @antonlifer4449 Год назад +1

      @@gregoryfuller9736 bro I only know about wrestling through podcasts. I checked out 20 years ago.

  • @kilojayfalcon
    @kilojayfalcon Год назад +44

    The Chuck Taylor part had me 😭😭

  • @mevrabel2
    @mevrabel2 Год назад +177

    This episode is a masterpiece even by the show’s lofty standards

  • @Gravey_draws
    @Gravey_draws Год назад +8

    Jim's picks so far:
    Jon Moxley
    Max Caster & Anthony Bowens
    Wardlow
    Adam Cole
    Andrade el Idolo* (Not allowed to speak)
    Angelo Parker & Matt Menard
    Austin & Colten Gunn with Billy Gunn
    Brian Pillman Jr.
    Brody King * (Maybe)
    Bryan Danielson
    Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood
    Chris Jericho * (Send him away for a while)
    Christian Cage (In Ring/Producer)
    Claudio Castagnoli
    CM Punk
    Daniel Garcia * (Developmental)
    Dante Martin* (Maybe Developmental)
    Darby Allin
    Dustin Rhodes (In Ring/Behind the scenes)
    Frankie Kazarian
    HOOK
    Marq Quen* (Developmental)
    Jay Lethal
    Keith Lee
    Kyle O'Reilly
    Lance Archer
    Miro
    MJF
    Nick Comoroto

  • @Amir_Abdoullaev
    @Amir_Abdoullaev 7 месяцев назад +3

    Jon Moxley, The Acclaimed, Wardlow, The Gunns, Adam Cole, Andrade, 2.0, Pillman Jr, Danielson, FTR, CM Punk, Chris Daniels, Chris Jericho, Christian, Claudio, Darby, Dustin, Kaz, Hook, Quen, Lethal, Keith Lee, Kyle O'Reilly, Archer, Mark Henry, Miro and Comoroto.

  • @alecjordan6100
    @alecjordan6100 Год назад +9

    This has got to be the most epic fucking extended promo that even Jim Cornette has ever cut. Jesus🤣

  • @joeytocd
    @joeytocd Год назад +26

    “But he's friends with Chris Jericho! What other qualifications does he need??” 😂
    Love how Brian eggs Jim on throughout this video when they're assessing the people Jim vehemently dislikes. 😂😂😂

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced Год назад +50

    Whoever does timestamps for the wrestlers in this is a hero.

    • @phenombastm211
      @phenombastm211 6 месяцев назад

      No he just has 30 hours a day unlike us who hardly have 24 hours per day...

  • @ScammerPayback
    @ScammerPayback Год назад +59

    This video should be trending on RUclips.

    • @grillmode9925
      @grillmode9925 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yoooo!!!! I never knew you were a wrestling fan. That is Awesome. 💯

  • @jumboincredible
    @jumboincredible Год назад +43

    "But, But, But, Adam cole is having fun with his friends"
    - AEW Super Fan

    • @fc775
      @fc775 Год назад +7

      lame Adam Cole BayBay 🤦

  • @ddash96
    @ddash96 Год назад +20

    Omg!! Jim doing the rhyme game with chucks name was so good!!’ 😂😂😂

  • @sinsear2404
    @sinsear2404 Год назад +21

    His Kenny omega rant was classic

  • @mikegomez9099
    @mikegomez9099 Год назад +41

    No matter what kind of day I'm having, Travis' Moxley face always makes me laugh. 😂👊

  • @AliAkbar-yx3hv
    @AliAkbar-yx3hv Год назад +45

    Cornette's rant about Omega always delivers.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 Год назад +21

    The Only People Jim Will Keep in Jim Cornette's Vision for AEW: (Champions and A-N)
    -Jon Moxley (Begrudgingly and on a Tight Leash) {WORLD CHAMPION (Probably not for long...)
    -Max Caster and Anthony Bowens (The Acclaimed) {TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS}
    -WARDLOW (TNT CHAMPION)
    -Adam Cole
    -Andrade El Idolo (Alex Abrahantes as his manager. Make Andrade only speak Spanish)
    -Angelo Parker
    -Austin Gunn
    -Colton Gunn
    -Billy Gunn
    -Brian Pillman Jr.
    -Brodie King.
    -Bryan Danielson (Future AEW World Champion to dethrone Moxley)
    *FTR:*
    -Cash Wheeler
    -Dax Harwood
    -Christian Cage (Producer eventually)
    -Christopher Daniels (Forced into Agent and Producer {on Suspicious Watch...})
    -Claudio Castagnoli
    -CM Punk
    -Darby Allen
    -Dustin Rhodes (Possible Producer Transition)
    -Eddie Kingston (On a Short leash)
    -Frankie Kazarian
    -Hook
    -Jay Lethal
    -Keith Lee
    -Kyle O'Riley
    -Lance Archer
    -Mark Henry (Backstage Role)
    -Matt Mennard
    -MIRO
    -MJF
    -Nick Comoroto
    DEVELOPMENTAL:
    -Aaron Solow (If he has a personal Wrestling School)
    -Daniel Garcia
    *Top Flight*
    -Dante Martin
    -Darius Martin
    -Marq Quen
    -Lee Johnson???
    Prepare for all of these people to be essentially Blacklisted from the EVP's Booking to 'own J.C.' because you'd be surprised how many people think 'If X is Angry then were doing something right' is a measure of success in a business.

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Год назад +1

      @@chuckles9767 Wow, that's something Danielson said? He still wrestles a lot and as he could do it a champion (especially if he had a smarmy heel run) more infrequently and in more meaningful ways at events, with proper buildup for new and old opponents preferably not booked schizophrenically. This makes no sense....

    • @shinkaibara1025
      @shinkaibara1025 Год назад +1

      This! i was so looking for the recap comment, haha, big props and upvote, man.
      About the list itself, it's fun to see that out of 75 names he read, Jim basically canned about half. I mean, it's pretty reasonable, of course completely canning Omega and Jericho is questionable but it's very easy to see why
      I am sure Jericho is less offensive to the idea Jim still has of business if only he wouldn't be allowed to run every single silly idea with his now patented leech-and-ultimately-bury-who-is-over tactic, and he is a terrific worker for his age.
      Jim himself says that he does not have a spot for him 'right now' but alludes to him coming back in a few months, so you could say he sorta makes the (imaginary anyway) cut, just with a vacation, haha.
      I agree with Brian about Jim overrating Kazarian XD .

    • @ragnarlothbrok5067
      @ragnarlothbrok5067 Год назад +1

      @@shinkaibara1025 He didn't fire Jericho he said Jericho needed a long break and then could come back as a babyface after the crowd missed him

    • @subxzero10000
      @subxzero10000 Год назад

      That’s like saying these people will/were booked in any right way possible which is false so it really wouldn’t matter what the EVPs do

  • @crowhardly
    @crowhardly Год назад +20

    I hope this video never gets taken down because atleast once a year, maybe on a holiday I’m going to go back and replay this and laugh myself hysterically into a stupor. The way he eviscerated Luther (Luthor?) had me in stitches.

    • @SpaceScreaminJohn
      @SpaceScreaminJohn Год назад

      This is easily my favorite Jim Cornette video. It’s great hearing his analysis on every AEW wrestler.

  • @joeybegoode9067
    @joeybegoode9067 Год назад +16

    Jim’s fairness is one of his funniest and often overlooked qualities. He’s able to acknowledge “despite how I feel about Moxley, he is a naaaaaame.” And yet with that disdain in his voice lol

    • @LordKnt
      @LordKnt Год назад +2

      Yes but you see, people with 10 years experience in watching indy "wrestling" with 5 flips per minute, no selling, no storytelling, no coherent booking of any sorts think that he's "biased" and "out of touch" for saying the Bucks and Omega are a disgrace to the business.
      But hey, what does he know, he was only doing that shit when wrestling filled arenas all over the country

  • @philipbain
    @philipbain Год назад +8

    The cover art is Travis at his finest, really caught the essence of Stone Cold Cosplay!

  • @bensonnick169
    @bensonnick169 Год назад +8

    For those wondering...Waldo Von Erich said "Whats the difference between an apple pie and a Jew? An apple pie doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"...YIKES 😬

    • @CammyK1872
      @CammyK1872 3 месяца назад +1

      Thank you, the second I heard that i came here looking for this comment. Appreciate the context. And yeah....yikes indeed 😂😂😂

    • @BiggieTrismegistus
      @BiggieTrismegistus Месяц назад

      😬😄

  • @MailmanMuscle
    @MailmanMuscle Год назад +46

    17:42 Jim is the first person I have ever heard describe Brian Cage as having a “nature given physique”. 😄 My man’s natty days are long gone (not that there’s anything wrong with that!).

    • @plannein
      @plannein Год назад +13

      As soon as I heard Jim say "nature-given physique" I was absolutely baffled

    • @REVIVALFitness
      @REVIVALFitness Год назад +3

      Idk what doctor Cage is tight with but he’s on quality stuff

    • @dannymcelroy922
      @dannymcelroy922 Год назад +5

      Did we miss the sarcasm here?? Listen to the line again. Lol. I'm pretty sure he wasn't serious about "naturally"

    • @notgarybrown
      @notgarybrown Год назад +4

      Not just anyone can look like Brian Cage even with all the juice in the world. It takes a nature given physique and a whole bunch of gear to look like that.

    • @Hu-WhyteMan
      @Hu-WhyteMan Год назад

      ​@@notgarybrown yea it always baffles me how people think gear is just some magic potion that requires no actual effort. In my humble Caucasian opinion I think the juice should be legal in all sports or at least have a league for guys on it.

  • @paulevans6066
    @paulevans6066 Год назад +12

    “What about Fuego del Sol?”
    “Yeah he can Fuego del Off”
    Lmfao

  • @ceasarsanchez9086
    @ceasarsanchez9086 Год назад +111

    Jim keeping Comoroto made me happy. He looks absolutely devastating and has been misused so badly.

    • @ashtonhaggitt216
      @ashtonhaggitt216 Год назад +22

      Seriously. When I first saw him I was oh, cool at least the faction has a monster. And then he sold for like marco or some shit and I couldn't believe it.

    • @ceasarsanchez9086
      @ceasarsanchez9086 Год назад +2

      @@ashtonhaggitt216 Right, for a roster primarily comprised of small pale guys, he looks like a complete killer.

    • @steviemacc2745
      @steviemacc2745 Год назад +23

      It's almost like the ppl in power have something AGAINST big guys🤔

    • @mitchellalexander9162
      @mitchellalexander9162 Год назад +12

      @@steviemacc2745 Maybe they are all compensating for something. Or they like David and Goliath stories but have no idea what makes taking down a giant believable.

    • @steviemacc2745
      @steviemacc2745 Год назад

      @@mitchellalexander9162 I agree with both of your assessments 💯

  • @anderwood6005
    @anderwood6005 Год назад +37

    These roster reviews are my favorite part of the Jim Cornette shows - so enjoy these.

  • @maxfrost5016
    @maxfrost5016 Год назад +45

    With decent booking AEW DEFINITELY has the roster to be a quality promotion.

    • @Felipe-kh6cg
      @Felipe-kh6cg Год назад

      The way you people say "wE wANt cORnY booKing aEw" in every way you can without saying it directly is so funny

  • @dadaevan
    @dadaevan Год назад +51

    This is one of the greatest hours on Corny‘s show. I love Jim’s hatred for Omega. It is epic and hilarious and just awesome.

    • @adrianalog
      @adrianalog Год назад

      And he still doesn't know how to get over

    • @davidcook680
      @davidcook680 Год назад

      It is pathetic. Omega has had tons of five star matches.

    • @maxxdahl6062
      @maxxdahl6062 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@davidcook680Because his best friend Dave Meltzer gives him five stars. 🤣🤣

    • @wrestlinghistorian
      @wrestlinghistorian 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@davidcook680that his friend rates. How much has he drawn? Not a freakin dime.

  • @mrwednesdaynight
    @mrwednesdaynight Год назад +21

    This roster is massive. There are so many of these people we never see or hear about. You could build a solid promotion with just A through M.

  • @Meerzie
    @Meerzie Год назад +23

    I love how Kenny is slowly becoming Jim's Russo 2.0 lmaooo

  • @FSLong1
    @FSLong1 Год назад +9

    "Look both ways before you cross the street: Jeff Hardy." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SinisterOfficial
    @SinisterOfficial Год назад +4

    I don’t think Brian Cage and “nature given physique” go together. Nature has nothing to do with that body lmfao

    • @impalaman9707
      @impalaman9707 Год назад +1

      He just looks too much like Wardlow to me. Like Adam Cole and Adam Page--easy to get the two confused

  • @chriswhite82
    @chriswhite82 6 месяцев назад +3

    I wonder how Jim would reassess the roster today? I can't imagine he'd keep Moxley for starters.

  • @MauFerrer2000
    @MauFerrer2000 Год назад +64

    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this one for over a year 😃

  • @thomaskrug9277
    @thomaskrug9277 Год назад +15

    "the guy who tags with Little Brutus" is too much. I laugh my ass off at every mention

    • @TheMrAlgoh
      @TheMrAlgoh Год назад +3

      Dude looks like a movie extra, forgettable look and personality.

  • @retrokoh
    @retrokoh Год назад +18

    An hour-long roster review? And a Part 2 coming soon? Yes please

    • @constablekennedy7705
      @constablekennedy7705 Год назад +2

      Hopefully he does a couple for WWE Monday Night Raw and Friday Night SmackDown Live ….

  • @reginaldshort8486
    @reginaldshort8486 Год назад +31

    I would have Christian Cage be a manager to Wardlow and Pillman. Mark Henry be a manager to Hobbs or Lee.

    • @deejayconner1760
      @deejayconner1760 Год назад +1

      This is such a good idea but instead of pilman keep the Dino with Christian

    • @reginaldshort8486
      @reginaldshort8486 Год назад +6

      @@deejayconner1760 if that’s the case maybe Regal would manage Pillman.

    • @impalaman9707
      @impalaman9707 Год назад +1

      Well that was always AEW's specialty--make former wrestlers into managers!

    • @razvangeorgescu1556
      @razvangeorgescu1556 Год назад +2

      Henry with Hobbs? Hell yeah

    • @reginaldshort8486
      @reginaldshort8486 Год назад +1

      @@razvangeorgescu1556 Exactly. I would have Mark be a heel manager trying to make them into what he was doing during his championship reign. AEW has a lack of heels in the company.

  • @Underratedmen
    @Underratedmen Год назад +2

    For those wondering Waldo made a joke comparing Jews to Apple Pies. The word “oven” was involved.

  • @LuisGMusic661
    @LuisGMusic661 Год назад +12

    "Clean your closet out Tony" - Jim

  • @Mandrahale
    @Mandrahale Год назад +15

    To paraphrase the great Flounder from Animal House “Oh boy this is gonna be great!!!” 😆 😆

  • @Mr.Majestic77
    @Mr.Majestic77 Год назад +9

    Cowboy Wrestler replacement request: Replace "Hangman" Adam Page with Trevor Murdoch.
    AEW Replacement #2:
    Replace Organge Cassidy with EC3.
    AEW Replacement #3:
    Replace The Young Bucks with Marshall & Ross Von Erich.
    AEW Replacement #4:
    Replace Kenny Omega with Nick Aldis.
    AEW Replacement #5:
    Replace Chuck Taylor with Wes Brisco.
    Suggestions:
    *Pac & Brian Cage as a tag team.
    *Brian Pillman Jr. & Brock Anderson as a heel tag team.
    * Sign ACH and put ACH & Hardbody Hobbs as a tag team.

    • @Kanerocks7
      @Kanerocks7 Год назад +2

      Please tell me you are joking

    • @Mr.Majestic77
      @Mr.Majestic77 Год назад +2

      @@Kanerocks7 which part lol.

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 Год назад +1

      Mr. Majestic XIII Blackrose: Especially sold on the potential of a Tag Team Vendetta long overdue. Von Erich vs. Anderson!🤔🎤🤼‍♂️B.W.

  • @662chillin
    @662chillin Год назад +6

    Colt Cabana being listed on the roster after CM Punk is just cruel irony

    • @LordKnt
      @LordKnt Год назад +1

      @@motoko_kusanagi_ That's why the word "irony" is added. It wouldn't be ironic if it was voluntary

  • @thedoctor3528
    @thedoctor3528 Год назад +87

    OH MAN! this is gonna be so good. Do this for wwe too!!

    • @PlayzieBum
      @PlayzieBum Год назад +25

      He did a year ago

    • @smarkslowplay3512
      @smarkslowplay3512 Год назад +5

      @Jaylen Jeong Park agreed

    • @Gulag00
      @Gulag00 Год назад +4

      @@PlayzieBum it was gold

    • @QAZ-OMEN
      @QAZ-OMEN Год назад +1

      I hope he does

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 Год назад

      @@PlayzieBum holy shit, was it a year? I thought it was only about 4 months ago lol

  • @theaterthug7
    @theaterthug7 Год назад +4

    I agree with Jim on Hangman, FIRST ONE OUT

  • @exploringlightwarrior5310
    @exploringlightwarrior5310 Год назад +9

    Jim only went through letter M, but here’s the list so far…(make sure you check out what he says about Kenny Omega…classic.)
    Keep on Roster:
    Jon Moxley
    The Acclaimed (Max Caster & Anthony Bowens)
    Wardlow
    Adam Cole
    Andrade el Idolo
    2.0 (Angelo Parker & Matt Menard)
    The Gunns (Billy, Austin & Colton)
    Pillman Jr
    Brian Danielson
    Chris Jericho*
    Christian Cage
    Claudio
    CM Punk
    Darby Allin
    Dustin Rhodes
    Frankie Kazarian
    FTR (Dax Hardwood & Cash Wheeler)
    The Briscoes (not actually on the roster)
    Hook
    Jay Lethal
    Keith Lee
    Kyle O’ Reilly
    Lance Archer*
    Mark Henry (backstage/interviews)
    Miro
    MJF
    Nick Comorado
    On the Fence:
    Eddie Kingston
    Brody King
    Dante Martin
    Needs More Training:
    Aaron Solow
    Daniel Garcia
    Marq Quen
    Cut:
    Adam Page
    PAC
    Brian Cage
    Lucha Bros
    Orange Cassidy
    Anthony Ogogo
    Alex Reynolds
    Angelico
    Brandon Cutler
    Griff Garrison
    Brock Anderson
    Buddy Matthews
    Christopher Daniels
    Chuck Taylor
    Colt Cabana
    Danhausen
    Ethan Page
    Evil Uno
    Fuego del Sol
    Isiah Kassidy
    Jake Hager
    Jeff Hardy
    John Silver
    Jungle Boy
    Kenny Omega
    Kip Sabian
    Lee Johnson
    Lee Moriarty
    Luchasaurus
    Luther
    Mark Sterling
    Matt Hardy
    Matt Jackson
    Nick Jackson
    Matt Sydal
    Michael Nakazawa
    Malakai Black

    • @cnewtoneov
      @cnewtoneov Год назад +2

      Great job bro!

    • @exploringlightwarrior5310
      @exploringlightwarrior5310 Год назад

      Imagine what kind of stories AEW could tell and what kind of matches fans could come to expect with a much needed trimmed up roster…

    • @MarsofAritia
      @MarsofAritia Год назад

      he said he would keep christopher daniels

  • @StephenThe3rd
    @StephenThe3rd Год назад +7

    "He can Fuego Del Off" I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

  • @StevenFarmerComedy
    @StevenFarmerComedy Год назад +17

    He just roasted an entire roster. He needs to do this with each company annually

    • @constablekennedy7705
      @constablekennedy7705 Год назад +2

      Every 3 Months as well because every company has Weekly Returns nowadays which means ever updating Rosters …..

    • @Felipe-kh6cg
      @Felipe-kh6cg Год назад

      His "Fans" dont stick around for it. this video gains tracktion because random mongrel WWE fans come to this channel to find any anti AEW argument they can and proceed to use as gospel.

  • @jwconglomerate332
    @jwconglomerate332 Год назад +3

    "Can we just light him on fire?"
    Almost did a spit take while driving when I heard that gem.

  • @kimsilcox5672
    @kimsilcox5672 Год назад +5

    I would like to know what did Waldo von Erich say?. Cannot find it on the internet.

  • @6ANUR34DT81S
    @6ANUR34DT81S Год назад +5

    25:11 My stomach! Jim, you're killing me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigsteve8921
    @bigsteve8921 Год назад +5

    "Who the fuck cares about great wrestling matches. This is about getting talent over. Those are two totally different things."
    Ultimate Warrior be like "I know right"

  • @richardremick1639
    @richardremick1639 Год назад +19

    That moxley face is spot on accurate

    • @1Smooth1
      @1Smooth1 Год назад +2

      Just need him doing that funny walk and giration he does with his body. lol 😂

    • @richardremick1639
      @richardremick1639 Год назад

      @@1Smooth1 haha yeah definitely would be a great bonus lolz 😂

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid Год назад +1

      Needs more blood to be accurate

  • @dewforpolitics
    @dewforpolitics Год назад +2

    47:47 lol about twinkle toes 57:18 fat guy from the county drunk tank 😂😂😂

  • @kel9745
    @kel9745 Год назад +37

    The wwe roster episode was my father and I’s first ever cornette episode. Been waiting for this for so long. Thank you boys, you never disappoint

    • @Kcheeseboro
      @Kcheeseboro Год назад +3

      I recommend hearing his story about the car and fence. It's damn hilarious.

    • @kel9745
      @kel9745 Год назад +2

      @@Kcheeseboro that’s one of the best segments in the history of cornette

  • @manuelper
    @manuelper Год назад +5

    'NXT Neville' is the only version of Pac that I've ever cared about.

    • @BBoy4040
      @BBoy4040 Год назад +1

      "King of the Cruiserweights" Neville was great too

  • @juangraciaofficial
    @juangraciaofficial Год назад +22

    5:59 Jim's reaction is gold 😭

  • @benespinosa6725
    @benespinosa6725 Год назад +14

    LMFAO that Jon Moxley face has it's own Zip code 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @minechaftgamer288
    @minechaftgamer288 Год назад +10

    Roster reviews from Jim for Mid-Atlantic 86, or Mid South 84, WCCW 82, WCW 89 etc would be gold.

  • @KyleJWest-vn9kn
    @KyleJWest-vn9kn Год назад +6

    Jim pounding the table for FTR vs. The Briscoe Brothers is fantastic.

  • @XombieLejon66
    @XombieLejon66 Год назад +10

    I expected gold from Corny when they'd get to guys like Omega, Adam Page, Pockets, and Luther. And was not disappointed

  • @jordza2k11
    @jordza2k11 Год назад +2

    Shame now the FTR v Briscoes can’t happen anymore 😢

  • @scottalderson8673
    @scottalderson8673 6 месяцев назад +5

    49 more views till 400k

    • @littleCarmine
      @littleCarmine 5 месяцев назад +1

      407k now. 3.5k people a week finding this

  • @Cosmo_thundr
    @Cosmo_thundr Год назад +2

    Bro the Luther part had me in tears 😂

  • @NoctuaOlivae
    @NoctuaOlivae Год назад +12

    Oh boy, a whole hour of TK wasting his dad's money!

  • @derrickswan1844
    @derrickswan1844 Год назад +4

    I just realized that Kyle O’Reilly is the polar opposite of Matt Riddle. Same style 2 different personalities.

    • @vinylbuff1515
      @vinylbuff1515 Год назад

      With a good manager to act as a mouthpiece for him dude could be a solid upper-midcard threat easily. His matches are fantastic

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Год назад +3

    "start with the champions"
    "that'll take all day"
    fucking dead lol

  • @andystegall7407
    @andystegall7407 Год назад +2

    Jericho doesn't have star power anymore. He might be an actual name, but when people find out Jericho is there, they express incredulity that he's _still_ wrestling

  • @wozthescott2804
    @wozthescott2804 Год назад +1

    “FUCK KENNY OMEGA” LMAOOOOOOO the way he said it had me dying

  • @SupraViperhead
    @SupraViperhead Год назад +11

    It's a shame that AEW has used Buddy so poorly that Jim can't see the value in him. Buddy has only had ONE singles match on AEW Dynamite (against PAC) and Jim actually said "There might be something there". He said he's athletic, he's in great shape, but he has a horrible name and is in a horrible group. Four months later, Jim doesn't see a place on the roster for him.
    AEW should've brought Buddy in under a better name and he should've been the guy brought in to stop Malakai...also, Malakai should've been booked like a killer and not like an idiot who wants to psyche out his opponents. Their first match should've went to a draw, then build to their next match on PPV, which would've been where Brody King debuted in order to keep Buddy from securing the victory there, then Buddy would've had to beat Brody before getting another shot at Malakai.

    • @adrianalog
      @adrianalog Год назад

      He is shit, a lot those WWE recruits are being esposed. WWE hide the flaws , so most who made the switch to AEW are pretty bland

  • @Engreido2814
    @Engreido2814 Год назад +10

    Tony Khan taking note right now lol

  • @Thejamesbgrowhouse
    @Thejamesbgrowhouse Год назад +7

    I think corny might not like Omega .

  • @bilalsalaam9625
    @bilalsalaam9625 Год назад +10

    Travis Heckle is the GOAT.

  • @mattjustice6412
    @mattjustice6412 Год назад +10

    I could listen to Jim read the Denny's menu and it'd still be more entertaining than stuff we see on TV half the time.

    • @cmott3327
      @cmott3327 Год назад

      Same.
      I legit just said to my wife last night after listening to him on the way home that I could listen to him read food ingredients and be entertained.

  • @kitramseysbrother
    @kitramseysbrother Год назад +8

    So the Adam Cole concussion thing also prevents him from lifting weights too?

  • @Hakeem990
    @Hakeem990 Год назад +4

    Brian last destroying luther is hilarious

  • @Amir_Abdoullaev
    @Amir_Abdoullaev 7 месяцев назад +2

    That "FUCK KENNY OMEGA" came from the heart 😂😂😂

  • @jeffsargent5124
    @jeffsargent5124 Год назад +11

    I think they should put Anderson and Pullman together as a tag team

    • @secularbelt
      @secularbelt Год назад +1

      No no no no no no no no no

  • @kevinbudzinski9576
    @kevinbudzinski9576 Год назад +6

    The artwork of Jon Moxley is hilarious! 😆

  • @soundawake811
    @soundawake811 Год назад +4

    This is almost like a Dean Martin's comedy roast. 🤣

  • @volodymyrbilyk555
    @volodymyrbilyk555 Год назад +19

    Jim putting over the Gunns is inspiring

  • @zachg6562
    @zachg6562 Год назад +6

    Christian should at least be a manager. Imagine that guy hyping up Wardlow instead of goofasaurus

    • @baigmen
      @baigmen Год назад +2

      Holy shit. I’ve never thought of Christian Cage and Wardlow. That would be awesome. They need to drop the Luchasaurus shit and the guy who plays the dinosaur should work like a big guy.

    • @zachg6562
      @zachg6562 Год назад +3

      @@baigmen CC in that black turtleneck talking trash on behalf of Wardlow. Yep, push goofasaurus to the side. Their looks/personalities even match up better

  • @lloydsharpe7641
    @lloydsharpe7641 Год назад +14

    I used to think Orange Cassady sucked just from watching his matches but then i saw him cut a promo and i don't think he sucks anymore. I KNOW he does.

    • @smarkslowplay3512
      @smarkslowplay3512 Год назад +4

      He sucks at everything involving being good at pro wrestling

  • @whisperienced
    @whisperienced Год назад +3

    Okay so here's the plan:
    1. Tony hire Jim to clean house
    2. Have Jim work with the top ten prospects/upper midcarders remaining to set them straight.
    3. Have Jim cut an on air promo that is "not going to fly in 2023"
    4. Fire Jim with full severance.
    5. ???
    6. Profit.

  • @DerichBot
    @DerichBot Год назад +7

    47:38 is the highlight 🤣

  • @heelgill
    @heelgill Год назад +2

    Chuck Taylor's part took a turn, haha.

  • @wyn0342
    @wyn0342 Год назад +3

    The pictures of Moxley kills me everytime 🤣 😂 😭

  • @philanderphillips2309
    @philanderphillips2309 Год назад +3

    Tony Khan is a purveyor of "Human Collectibles". Wrestlers are simply Matchbox cars with human tissue.

  • @bubsssbunny
    @bubsssbunny Год назад +11

    Well look both ways before you cross the street.. Jeff Hardy! 🤣🤣🤣 Brian is awesome.

    • @randysavelljr5324
      @randysavelljr5324 7 месяцев назад

      No, he absolutely isnt. He the turd that wont flush, a sad hanger on that needs the likes of a Jim Cornette to even be relevant. Never heard of Brian Last before, and outside of listening to JCE, never will again😂

  • @brianlafev4261
    @brianlafev4261 Год назад +2

    Look both ways before you cross the road… Jeff Hardy 🤣🤣

  • @allgelliebeaneverything1247
    @allgelliebeaneverything1247 Год назад +17

    I swear today’s uploads have made my day better 😂😂😂Thank you, Brian and Jim❤️

  • @veegob5287
    @veegob5287 Год назад +14

    “Peter puffing clowns in the corner.” 😂 That is funny!!!