Does anyone else out there keep coming back to this?😂 This tirade is one of the all-time best meltdowns. This has been on here for 2 years and I can't count the number of times I have listened to this. Thank you so much Brian and Jim for all the entertainment
"Either that or they gave him a gimmick fire hydrant." There's one thing guaranteed in life and that's hearing Corny have at least one piece of golden sound bytes everytime he talks.
Gimmick fire hydrants are a thing. Real ones do explode like the movies if they're ripped off just right. Knew a truck driver nicknamed Splash for that reason.
I cut a promo on my ex-best friend. I was sick and tired of him treating me like garbage over a woman who was usng him and he refused to acknowledge it. I saw what was happening and I tried to warn him. He's an idiot. She's ruining his life and he can't see it from the base of the pedestal he put her on. I was fuming mad. What does he do when I was done? He cracks a joke like I'm a crazy person. I wanted to smack him.
The best promo I ever cut was when a woman slammed her door into my brand new Chrysler 300. Then looked at me like I was an idiot after the clear crunching of metal and the big dent in my door and said ‘Ugh. I just bounced it off the tiiiire. I mean, really.’ The Costco parking lot got a show that day. I had parked away from the mess but of course she zoomed in right next to me and threw her door into the side of my car as hard as she could and then copped a ‘tude. To quote Cornette when he fired Landon….’And SLOWLY I turned. Step. By. Step.’
If the cop followed up with "What are you, a tough guy?" I think we would be seeing mugshots and this story wouldn't be posted until after he made bail.
The spoiled mayonnaise story is better if you havnt heard it you should listen to that. So is the enzo rap video review is too. This might be 3rd tho lol.
@Skippy Skipperson Thank you very much. I guess that's the reason why i never heard of them, i'm too young and i'm pretty sure that never aired in Germany :)
Hands down the greatest promo on earth....that lady had no idea who she was talking too. And got the best promo outside of the business shot in her and the situation
This episode has to be one of the funniest episodes i can remember, if you have listened to this whole thing! Brian being stone made this 1,000 times better!😄
I'm glad the "I hope they flatline" line caught Brian's ear and made him laugh, because it made me feel not bad about crying on the floor from laughing about that
13:06 It was at this moment that lady knew... She fucked up! 🤣 All I have at this moment is an image of Corny taking in a very deep breath.... Getting ready to destroy this woman!
Imagine you're the kid that crashed and as you come to from the crash and become aware of your sorroundings, the first thing you hear is someone yelling "I hope you flatline to the fucking hospital" that's god damn hilarious
This will never get old. I come back to this to laugh uncontrollably when I need, and it never lets me down. It's the "GET F***KED" at the end of his promo. Every time.
This story reminds of my old house. The road in that area was too small. One day we get new neighbors and they bring all their furniture. Which was in an 18 wheeler used by the rooms to go furniture store. They knocked down ever street sign along the way and nearly caused a collision with two other cars.
I'm literally mad at RUclips because I literally want to use both thumbs to thumbs up this video twice. I need the epic rant starting at 13 minutes in my life in a loop, chills so honest and good and right. I feel the exact same way when a drunk driver is barrelling around I always cheer for the tree and hope the tree isn't hurt that the scumbag crashed into.
I wish I was there to see all of this, but Corny is so prone to details that he can paint a picture for you with his words like you saw it for yourself.
i used to live directly across the street from an elementary school, one morning i woke up to a cadillac in my front yard. they'd been speeding and jumped the curb, gone thru the chain link fence and landed 2ft from my house. DURING SCHOOL ZONE HOURS, IN FRONT OF A COP. the driver COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM figure out why he was being arrested.
The guy who's literally spent the VAST majority of his career playing heel 👠 in wrestling....and she gives you an opportunity for a Jim Cornette Gem like that 😂
The fact that Jim, a classic rock aficionado of the highest regard, believed that "Long Way From Home" by Foreigner was actually by Styx has shaken me to my core. I don't know what to believe any more.
An indignant Corny stomping out to a car accident scene in his front yard wearing his fluffy bathrobe and rabbit slippers with a freshly opened Sprite Zero in hand, cutting a promo on injured accident victims who were just sitting there nursing their wounds, going back inside, standing by the window and surveying the scene just getting more and more pissed while chugging another Sprite Zero, and once a cop got there deciding to do another run-in just to bury everyone again. This shit is more entertaining than literally anything on WWE TV over the past 15 years.
@@Therealgeoffchilds definitely no way bringing myself to watch WWE none of them can cut a promo like cornette because everything is scripted and not letting the wrestlers be themselves
@@Therealgeoffchilds also finding out that goof idiot Adam page isn’t a real cowboy is stupid he just cosplaying one where James Storm lives that life has the country house the farm etc so james storm is being himself but turned up to 10
That lady found a way to get JC to cut a free promo on her without even needing Cameo, brilliant.
Brian sure enjoyed it lol
Yeah, because that was free for her.
You know that car belongs to someone from starkeville......
@@fredfreeman2515 idk with stephen p new
Rewinding and listening to his promo over and over again. So awesome.
"Are you the one who was yellin?" He must be new in town
It's called "cutting a promo" ;-)
Apparently you’re not familiar with my work.
Does anyone else out there keep coming back to this?😂 This tirade is one of the all-time best meltdowns. This has been on here for 2 years and I can't count the number of times I have listened to this. Thank you so much Brian and Jim for all the entertainment
Everytime i get back and hear that “Or they gave him a Gimmick fire hydrant” makes me chuckle😂😂😂
@@jettstark1743 it hit me wrong 🤣
Absolutely. His outburst at the woman and Brians's reactions are the highlights that I keep coming back to. It is brilliant.
This is glorious
@@jettstark1743😂😂😂
" I hope you fucking flat line on the way to the hospital." Damn man. That's harsh and funny.
I died when he mentions the cop asking him “were you the one that was yelling before?” Lmao!!!!
“He managed to land in the safety netting of MY GODDAMN FENCE” gets me every single time. 😂
I wish someone had taped Cornette yelling at the scene. We have been denied a great Corny promo possibly on the level of the DQ incident.
i was thinking "god i hope a clip ends up on the internet"
Brian Last needs to talk Corny in to getting security cameras installed at his house and around his property.
Someone probably did, they just don't know the gold they have
Before Corny walks back inside his house he yells " *thank you f*ck you bye* "
Since the incident happened in the morning, I picture Corny out there in his bathrobe and slippers ranting away.
The best Jim Cornette stories are always unrelated to wrestling. This is gold!
True this shit is hilarious
It's gold jerry!
@Rodrick Kleinfeld Thank you, f*ck you, bye
Because of stories like this is why I follow this channel and Jim's podcast! You can't put a price on content like this
They need to do a podcast where Brian and Jim just talked about everyday stuff
"Either that or they gave him a gimmick fire hydrant." There's one thing guaranteed in life and that's hearing Corny have at least one piece of golden sound bytes everytime he talks.
"More on that later" 😂😂😂. Corny cracks me up every damn time.
"The poor defenseless fire hydrant"
Ah, the old gimmick fire hydrant spot. Wasn't that one of Dusty's?
Gimmick fire hydrants are a thing. Real ones do explode like the movies if they're ripped off just right. Knew a truck driver nicknamed Splash for that reason.
I'm saying! I don't give two fucks about wrestling now. But Corny is one of the funniest people ever.
This is why you can't script a realistic promo because nothing will ever beat the one you'll cut when you're really mad
Exactly
Accurate
I cut a promo on my ex-best friend. I was sick and tired of him treating me like garbage over a woman who was usng him and he refused to acknowledge it. I saw what was happening and I tried to warn him. He's an idiot. She's ruining his life and he can't see it from the base of the pedestal he put her on. I was fuming mad. What does he do when I was done? He cracks a joke like I'm a crazy person. I wanted to smack him.
The best promo I ever cut was when a woman slammed her door into my brand new Chrysler 300. Then looked at me like I was an idiot after the clear crunching of metal and the big dent in my door and said ‘Ugh. I just bounced it off the tiiiire. I mean, really.’
The Costco parking lot got a show that day. I had parked away from the mess but of course she zoomed in right next to me and threw her door into the side of my car as hard as she could and then copped a ‘tude. To quote Cornette when he fired Landon….’And SLOWLY I turned. Step. By. Step.’
One day, Jim Cornette will do a solid 2-hour rant on a child who kicks a football onto his roof, and I will be one of the first listeners there.
You mean Johny dumb shit next door. Ya that's gonna be some funny shit.
We should all do this like those tourists who threw pizza's on the breaking bad house 😂
@@polsdofer Jim Cornette will become Heisenberg
I’ll be there too laughing just as hard as the guy he was talking to. Man, Corny is a funny guy without even trying.
“Were you the one yellin’?” 😂😂🤣
Gold 🤣🤣🤣
If the cop followed up with "What are you, a tough guy?" I think we would be seeing mugshots and this story wouldn't be posted until after he made bail.
What was the time stamp on that
You'd figure that the Louisville PD would all be on a first name basis with Corny by now 😂
@Adam 15:38 😂
Cornette, has finally had his "get off my lawn" moment. Lol
Here's the part you'll want to watch on repeat 13:06. This is my new favorite video ever.
The spoiled mayonnaise story is better if you havnt heard it you should listen to that. So is the enzo rap video review is too. This might be 3rd tho lol.
@@j_mad Thank you for the recommendation.
@Johnny Cage - JP7 let me know what you think lol
@@j_mad Oh, I just finished it. It's not only funny, but educational too.
@@JohnnyJP7 Same. This one tops the spoiled mayonnaise one in my opinion
"It hit me wrong. I turned..."
Hold on, Jim - let me strap myself into the chair and put on my safety glasses, because this shit is going to be gold.
preach!
The second he said "it hit me wrong" it was about to go up lol
@@ramarobarnes918 After hearing "it hit me wrong" was it any wonder we got to "I hope you fucking flatline on the way to the hospital"? 🤣
Jims string of expletives always leaves me crying with laughter, especially when he has righteous anger at some idiot.
I believe I heard someone excellently put it, “Jim uses curse words like Picasso uses a paintbrush.”
This has got to be #1 on the "best 2021 moments of Cornette's podcast". This angle was more riveting than anything that's been on TV in years.
I came here to comment this exact thing... It will beat last year when they listened to tessa blanchard take a shit lol
@@oyoyitsDOM What the fuck? Lmao
When he says " it hittttt me wrong " I started dying lol
I was like “Oh boy. She done fucked up.” I was like the guy who was about to piss his pants laughing at Jim tell the story.
This was fucking hilarious..... Just hearing Bryan die on the other side gets me everytime..
Jim makes a 9 hour delivery shift feel like 4
Same for me I work at a assembly plant, this shit helped me through the day.
@@themandalorianGyoooo same. On my 3rd week at a Ford plant
When a clip starts like that, it's gonna be good.
*grabs the popcorn*
Oh it is, especially halfway in.
😂😂👌
(SIGH!)
Heeeeyahhhohhhhh
Jim cutting a promo on his neighbors. This is the content I subscribe for.
That pure gold Corny really went for it
@mubzy122 Just imagine if he cut a promo on the cop,that would've been more hilarious .
Lmao Brian's laugh is funny. When he says monroe brothers I think of thing one and thing two from cat in the hat or those twins from the lorax
Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
@Skippy Skipperson Thank you very much. I guess that's the reason why i never heard of them, i'm too young and i'm pretty sure that never aired in Germany :)
Alf and Ralph as Thing 1 & Thing 2 doing endless yardwork on cranky Jim's property lends itself to some hilarious mental imagery 😂😂😂
@@TheLibermania They were a brother and sister but they called their contractor business the "Monroe Brothers".
lol imagine flipping your car twice and then Jim Cornette appears out of nowhere and cuts a promo on you
Some people would PAY for that to happen even if they were actually in danger of "flatlining on the way to the fuckin' hospital!"
I’d still ask for the autograph
With a tennis racket in his hand!
Hands down the greatest promo on earth....that lady had no idea who she was talking too. And got the best promo outside of the business shot in her and the situation
This episode has to be one of the funniest episodes i can remember, if you have listened to this whole thing! Brian being stone made this 1,000 times better!😄
Brian getting grilled for food choices, his laugh and stoned experiences are always the highlight of the JCE.
Stoned Cold Brian Last
Did he actually confirm on air that he was stoned? and what was Cornettes reaction?
@@LyingSecret yeah it's his new gimmick, he started getting high and turned face
@@Lenoxygen to be fair he was a face until the the Jericho angle.
He said "it hit me wrong" and I started laughing uncontrollably because I knew what was coming...
The tone of that line is pure "aw shit here we go" 😂
Corny should bottle Brian's laughter to sell as an anti-depressant.
That would work, better than taking 💊 's
I'm glad the "I hope they flatline" line caught Brian's ear and made him laugh, because it made me feel not bad about crying on the floor from laughing about that
"A gimmick fire hydrant" is a great phrase in this story
13:06 It was at this moment that lady knew... She fucked up! 🤣
All I have at this moment is an image of Corny taking in a very deep breath.... Getting ready to destroy this woman!
Jim's outburst & Brian losing it is so hilarious! 🤣
Haha “don’t you care if anybody is injured?” Bad move lady 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That tongue lashing Corny gave her was 🔥 😂😂
of all the people in the world... how unlucky is that!
Lmao I wish I was there..I would've been laughing
It was at that moment she knew, she f***ed up 😱😄
Imagine you're the kid that crashed and as you come to from the crash and become aware of your sorroundings, the first thing you hear is someone yelling "I hope you flatline to the fucking hospital" that's god damn hilarious
This will never get old. I come back to this to laugh uncontrollably when I need, and it never lets me down.
It's the "GET F***KED" at the end of his promo. Every time.
That laugh from Brian at that line though.
The kids car insurance should pay for your fence. Call Stephen if not ;)
Yeah that's the liability coverage. This is hilarious.
Jim Cornette, 100% guaranteed to deliver the ALL TIME CLASSIC "GET OFF MY LAWN!" PROMO 😄
The CDC needs to come check out brian's laugh because it's infectious lol
This is hands down the funniest Cornette segment I have ever heard. I'm listening to it again for the fifth time. This is comedy gold.
Jim's tirade and Brian's hysterical laughter has made my fucking day 😂😂 Thank you guys so much
Damn, this story is better than what the wwf and aew put out weekly.
So what you're saying is that AEW should book an angle where Sue drives her car through Pac's fence? :P
This story reminds of my old house. The road in that area was too small. One day we get new neighbors and they bring all their furniture. Which was in an 18 wheeler used by the rooms to go furniture store. They knocked down ever street sign along the way and nearly caused a collision with two other cars.
@@kalen2465 Did the police end up being called?
This never fucking gets old. That promo that Corny cuts on that woman is just poetry.
how many women is that now..
12:52 "it hit me wrong" - cuts a promo!
Just when Cornette makes you crack up, Last comes in with his gut buster to give you one likewise. Good shit.
No matter how many times i listen to this story it gets funnier. This story never gets old.
How does this clip not have a million views?!
"were you wearing the Cornette face t-shirt?" LMAO
“I hear this amazing crash of metal “ IT’S MICK FOLEY!!
I always joked that the car wreck at the beginning of Foley's theme is him arriving at the arena
Those 8 people in the neighbor's yard weren't there to see the wreck, they were there to watch Jim.
" It hit me wrong".......😂😂
Brian’s laughing really makes this all the better
I'm literally mad at RUclips because I literally want to use both thumbs to thumbs up this video twice. I need the epic rant starting at 13 minutes in my life in a loop, chills so honest and good and right. I feel the exact same way when a drunk driver is barrelling around I always cheer for the tree and hope the tree isn't hurt that the scumbag crashed into.
Poor Brian is going piss himself laughing so hard Priceless
…It hit me wrong!
Buckle up lol
100% this
hearing how fired up Jim got just re-telling the story makes me laugh so much harder at how mad he must have been during the moment
@13:53 "and now the Monroe Brothers..." - Corney maintains kayfabe through his anger beautifully lol - love Brian's belly laugh there
This is by far my favorite story to listen to. I laugh uncontrollably every time
I wish I was there to see all of this, but Corny is so prone to details that he can paint a picture for you with his words like you saw it for yourself.
Love the Carlin reference. Carlin on Campus is a classic.
i used to live directly across the street from an elementary school, one morning i woke up to a cadillac in my front yard. they'd been speeding and jumped the curb, gone thru the chain link fence and landed 2ft from my house. DURING SCHOOL ZONE HOURS, IN FRONT OF A COP. the driver COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM figure out why he was being arrested.
I had the exact same thought as Brian, I pictured jim shouting at his neighbours in his tshirt with his face on it :)))
Anybody driving 70 mph past Jim's house is over as a top heel.
Right!!!! That disproves Jim's theory that you have to come out of a box to be over.
@@siqaraminmassaquoi1999 Don't let Russo hear that
Someone. Needs to print the art and have jim sign it
This is my go to video whenever I'm feeling down! I literally cry laughing at this! 😅😅😅
i was just about to say this
I wish someone had this on video. I’m dying laughing 😂
If Jim ever gets abducted by aliens, there had better be someone livestreaming nearby. That's about the only thing that can top this.
Aliens that look like Vince Russo
This is an instant classic story.
"I was just in my goddamn house!" Oh my god Jim, you're the best.
The guy who's literally spent the VAST majority of his career playing heel 👠 in wrestling....and she gives you an opportunity for a Jim Cornette Gem like that 😂
12:51 the greatest rant I have ever heard from Jim Cornette ... non-god bless him
Jim makes realistic sounding car noises . 😂🤣
😂😂
I'm sorry Corny got mixed up in this but i'm happy he was there to tell it.
I have literally got up off the floor. This was funny AF! 😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Cornette: I turned away and started to walk back to the house.
Uh oh... here we go.
Not sure what's more funny Jim's story or Brian laugh 🤣
Both lol
It's like chocolate and peanut butter: good by themselves but terrific when paired.
Let me know if you need some God damn oxygen because there’s more shit coming. Corny had no sympathy.
I listen about this once a week and still keep laughing,thanks Jim ! Lady worries about going to work and the Monroe brothers!!
"I hope you flatline on the way to the hospital!" 🤣😂🤣😂
I died at “Fuck all ya! Get fucked!”
Were you the one who was yelling?
The fact that Jim, a classic rock aficionado of the highest regard, believed that "Long Way From Home" by Foreigner was actually by Styx has shaken me to my core. I don't know what to believe any more.
ikr?
Jim Cornette vs The Mooninites with the Foreigner belt
that was probably part of the joke
All fairness to Jim, Styx is just Foreigner ordered off of Wish (or vice versa, depending on your preference)
@@awzthemusicalreviews they are both high quality bands up to a specific point in time when they became cheesy.
When Bryan Last says "oooooh" mid promo, you know shit got real
“It hit me wrong.” In my mind, I said “here we go.” I wasn’t wrong 😂😂
You knew she fucked up when Corny said her comment hit him wrooong.
An indignant Corny stomping out to a car accident scene in his front yard wearing his fluffy bathrobe and rabbit slippers with a freshly opened Sprite Zero in hand, cutting a promo on injured accident victims who were just sitting there nursing their wounds, going back inside, standing by the window and surveying the scene just getting more and more pissed while chugging another Sprite Zero, and once a cop got there deciding to do another run-in just to bury everyone again. This shit is more entertaining than literally anything on WWE TV over the past 15 years.
This one brought me to tears LMAO..... Update bought me to tears on the replay too. Simply gold.
Brian losing it was cracking me up the whole time 😂👏
I'm the same way as Jim, and that's probably why I respect him so much.
I don’t know what’s funnier. Jim cutting that promo on that lady or the guy laughing.
I can just hear Jericho shouting in the background, " what do u think this is some kind of comedy bus,do we look like comedians to u " lol
Isn't that what he said in the Wendy's drive thru incident?
@@siqaraminmassaquoi1999 yeah it was either dairy queen or Wendy's lol 😆
I love when Brian loses his shit laughing at Jim's antics.
I have listened to this any multitude of times! 🤣🤣🤣The Monroe Brothers...😂
This is the cornette promos we miss and need This would have been the best video ever. God I wish someone had a camera.
We need this story animated
5:35 I was already in tears from the sound Cornette makes to describe what he heard, knew this was going to be a classic.
"It hit me wrong!!!...." Hahahaha all gold from there on in 😂😂👍
I can listen to Jim Tell stories all day freaking priceless
safety net of my goddamn fence lol
That lady found out the hard way who corney was that day 🤣😂🤣
The laughter of Brian after the story is magical
Welcome to my neighborhood ::shotgun pumps:: Now git! 🤣
Cornette is a great storyteller. He’s a legend. If there were more people like him in wrestling, it would be a much better industry
Absolutely such a great mind for wrestling he definitely is a great storyteller
I could not agree more. Like him or not if WWE had even 2 wrestlers that were even 35% as good as Jim on the stick. I know I would still be watching
@@Therealgeoffchilds definitely no way bringing myself to watch WWE none of them can cut a promo like cornette because everything is scripted and not letting the wrestlers be themselves
@@Kas58223 I know brother it's like watching kids pretending to be wrestlers man. I get embaressed for them lol
@@Therealgeoffchilds also finding out that goof idiot Adam page isn’t a real cowboy is stupid he just cosplaying one where James Storm lives that life has the country house the farm etc so james storm is being himself but turned up to 10
I’m always chucking at Jim’s stories, but this was the first time I had to pause the podcast because I was laughing so much.
I've listened to this one way too many times. It just never gets old.
Idc man. Since you watched it multiple times that means you shouldn't need to comment again. Relax out.
I've been waiting for this video and thumbnail since the Experience dropped yesterday 🤣
One of the best clips ever!!!
I'm crying. Cornette cut a promo on that lady 😂