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  • @desromic
    @desromic 2 года назад +16087

    I have a Rolls-Royce. I customized it so that every single component was replaced with a component of a 2011 Honda CR-V. Very bespoke.

    • @captaincabinetts
      @captaincabinetts 2 года назад +960

      The bespokest.

    • @jnsn94
      @jnsn94 2 года назад +251

      Man..this comment will skyrocket in like , you totally made my day :)

    • @gona3665
      @gona3665 2 года назад +418

      Broke: Honda CR-V
      Woke: Rolls-Royce
      Bespoke: What this guy did

    • @leveryawn3949
      @leveryawn3949 2 года назад +27

      damn.....🤣🤣

    • @brucemarsico6
      @brucemarsico6 2 года назад +70

      My 1992 Pontiac Sunbird has the same luxurious interior of the Rolls....and....one thing you won't find in a Rolls, my Sunbird has a Cassette tape player. Full fidelity sound.

  • @8golong826
    @8golong826 4 года назад +6545

    "Okay I like the car, but I want a bit more sparkle"
    "Alright sir, we have some very fine glitter in a wide range of colors"
    "Nah here's a bag of diamonds"

    • @mikaelasundt3117
      @mikaelasundt3117 4 года назад +31

      Lol

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 4 года назад +277

      And the mad lads at Rolls-Royce go "OK we'll just crash them and put them in the paint".

    • @brunoonoahu
      @brunoonoahu 4 года назад +65

      Right..... yeah,it looks okay at 700K but I have 300K more I want to drop today.

    • @just_is
      @just_is 4 года назад +15

      Image some want scratch the paint :)

    • @jaykilbourne1110
      @jaykilbourne1110 4 года назад +55

      @@just_is The paint would scratch them instead!

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 3 года назад +6199

    2:26 "my name is Mark Court, and I am the coachliner for Rolls Royce"
    One of the hardest flexes imaginable. He's not _a_ coachliner, he's _the_ coachliner

    • @bars1011
      @bars1011 3 года назад +147

      Fr I was too stunned to speak

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman 3 года назад +8

      Bruh

    • @ourbrightnewworld
      @ourbrightnewworld 2 года назад +156

      he must have a dedicated life coach and guard paid by RR to make sure he does not get under a bus..

    • @daviddwightpenano8754
      @daviddwightpenano8754 2 года назад +9

      😁 correct! "the coachliner" indeed.

    • @gello8518
      @gello8518 2 года назад +120

      Dude has got serious job security

  • @richcatalano
    @richcatalano 2 года назад +3812

    I drove a Rolls Royce as a bellman in college. I can say it was one of the most awe-inspiring experiences I’ve had behind the wheel… not because I found myself in one, but because of the way it functioned. While doing that job, I drove almost every supercar you can imagine and nothing else compares. The thing that strikes you first is how it goes into gear. Actually, it doesn’t. I wasn’t sure I was in drive because there was no click or lurch as the transmission engaged. It just… was in gear. As you hit the gas, it doesn’t jerk or anything… it just glides. And it’s so true that you do not feel any bumps or potholes. You feel like you are floating. I was so in awe of the engineering and how they were able to accomplish this in the suspension on such a heavy car. The video discusses sensory deprivation and I can completely understand this. I’m not sure I would ever own one because I like the experience of driving and in certain circumstances it’s crucial to feel the road. It’s certainly an experience I’ll never forget.

    • @douglasswalker6962
      @douglasswalker6962 2 года назад +236

      They need to hire you just so you could that story just like that word for word everywhere you go cz I swear for a second if I closed my eyes it felt like I was a passenger just gliding along

    • @michaelscott8691
      @michaelscott8691 2 года назад +16

      My hotel used to own a 1974 Rolls. We did quite well for ourselves $$ shuffling around guest.

    • @natashaporuchikov8259
      @natashaporuchikov8259 2 года назад +3

      @@Earl_Wallace s class does the same

    • @blizzyblob
      @blizzyblob 2 года назад +22

      @@natashaporuchikov8259 much like how a sword and a letter opener function the same way.

    • @blizzyblob
      @blizzyblob 2 года назад

      @@Earl_Wallace your x3 is dogshit compared to a rolls lmao imagine comparing a midtier suv to the highest luxury has to offer 💀

  • @ajaychoudhary9817
    @ajaychoudhary9817 4 года назад +29590

    *the company's running out of money*
    also company-*sells two cars * "we're back in business boysss"

    • @AsianKid619
      @AsianKid619 4 года назад +625

      lmao

    • @riittastina6373
      @riittastina6373 4 года назад +262

      😭😂

    • @toaddude8142
      @toaddude8142 4 года назад +871

      Most of their money comes from jet engines

    • @TuddecBMW
      @TuddecBMW 4 года назад +1304

      @@toaddude8142 No. Rolls-Royce Cars is owned by the BMW Group and Rolls Royce (the jet engine manufacturer) is a separate business.

    • @jay0726
      @jay0726 4 года назад +19

      🤩👏

  • @wuzumaki
    @wuzumaki 4 года назад +28429

    "Rolls-Royce refuses to discuss base pricing" aka "Sorry, but we don't speak poor"

    • @emperortv767
      @emperortv767 4 года назад +307

      Lol

    • @mellonear9130
      @mellonear9130 4 года назад +187

      Hahahahahahahahahhaa

    • @mhikosale7233
      @mhikosale7233 4 года назад +130

      Bruh
      Thats me

    • @stormysamreen7062
      @stormysamreen7062 4 года назад +144

      Too accurate

    • @WengStansWorld
      @WengStansWorld 4 года назад +834

      I will finish your statement.
      " Rolls-Royce refuses to discuss base pricing" aka " Sorry, but we don't speak poor" aka " if you gotta ask, you can't afford it"

  • @potatosaladd
    @potatosaladd 4 года назад +2793

    RR Artist: So how would you like to decorate your car, sir?
    A gold-plated, 3D printed, stainless steel installation of my DNA, thanks.

    • @jjk4891
      @jjk4891 4 года назад +253

      That owner must love him/herself so much to want to see their DNA map all the time... i can’t even imagine the ego you would need to order that lol

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 4 года назад +37

      @@jjk4891 Exactly.... So what they're telling us is that the DNA Rolls owner is a bit of a wanker really ! lol

    • @budisoemantri2303
      @budisoemantri2303 4 года назад +4

      @@jjk4891 maybe that's a real thing in China

    • @hasnainibrahim4154
      @hasnainibrahim4154 4 года назад +4

      This could might be harder than those rose phantoms 🤔

    • @AliAli-dt8zt
      @AliAli-dt8zt 4 года назад +6

      Anything else? That will be ur kidney and half of ur heart

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 2 года назад +696

    I was offered a 1967 Rolls-Royce about 20 years ago. The engine needed a lot of work but the interior was in amazing shape, all handmade red leather seats and real burled walnut dashboard. But the thing I remember the most was turning on the ignition and feeling the car’s hydraulic system engage, like an airplane about to take off.
    It would have cost many times more to repair it than the asking price, so I said no. But now I sort of regret it. It could have been the ultimate weekend hobby project.

    • @Septagrim
      @Septagrim Год назад +8

      it sucks because you could honestly throw any good smooth running engine in that with the right tools and then boom you have a flawless little rolls royce

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 Год назад +50

      @@Septagrim well, unfortunately, Rolls-Royce is made in such a way that you couldn’t put just any engine in there. It really is built like an airplane more than like a car. So all of these conversion projects that people are doing, where they put an electric engine into an old car, are probably not going to work with a Rolls-Royce. Which is too bad, because, as you say, it would be amazing!

    • @RockinRocketScience
      @RockinRocketScience Год назад +2

      @@davidserlin8097 That's extremely interesting. How a jet engine company can incorporate design into a car

    • @Septagrim
      @Septagrim Год назад

      @@davidserlin8097 aw man thats unfourtunate. but also extremely amazing engineering. these cars are beautiful inside and out

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 Год назад +5

      @@Septagrim I once read a statistic that something like 90% of all the Rolls-Royces ever made are still on the road, or at least are still running. That’s because people value them so highly that they keep them going for decades. You might say that they are the most sustainable cars in the world!

  • @PointyTailofSatan
    @PointyTailofSatan 3 года назад +5685

    "What color do you want your car?"
    "Dog"

  • @MrRyan7733
    @MrRyan7733 4 года назад +2186

    Passenger: whats this pattern on the dash
    Driver: My DNA
    Passenger: 🤨

    • @brianpreller5554
      @brianpreller5554 4 года назад +191

      When it comes to a RR, the passenger owns the car, not the driver.

    • @SethMethCS
      @SethMethCS 4 года назад +23

      Because the owner is being driven.

    • @orvvro
      @orvvro 4 года назад +6

      Not true: ruclips.net/video/JERdWS4QQs8/видео.html Is just an example. Or watch the 'Rolls Royce Documentary', it's on RUclips too, you'll see all owners drive their own car.

    • @missmia196
      @missmia196 4 года назад +19

      Now that's egotistical

    • @nannyfayeexplorestheintern8878
      @nannyfayeexplorestheintern8878 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @ThePowerofJames
    @ThePowerofJames 4 года назад +17480

    "Rolls-Royce refuses to discuss base pricing" Translation: if you have to ask, you cant afford it.

    • @libertarian4323
      @libertarian4323 4 года назад +288

      I don't have to ask, but I most certainly would.

    • @Rhyme905
      @Rhyme905 4 года назад +140

      James that saying is a myth, everyone asks for prices bro, and you can easily google a new rolls royce and check waht there selling for.

    • @AnkitSingh-me1wy
      @AnkitSingh-me1wy 4 года назад +121

      @Random Autonomous Drone Pilot boy in 1920, Maharaja Jai Singh used the car as dumping cars

    • @stunnymega
      @stunnymega 4 года назад +21

      I always said to every close friend, I'm not rich because I have to think about money.

    • @reinubeton
      @reinubeton 4 года назад +53

      @silverstar297av Indian king? Of which kingdom? .. The kingdom of the stupid comments on RUclips.. Like the one you just made...

  • @greighax
    @greighax Месяц назад +11

    As a 10 year old kid in 1970 a friend and I wrote to various car manufacturers around the world with a whole lot of boyish questions. The ONLY manufacturer to respond was Rolls Royce with a personal letter from the head of marketing answering our questions and enclosing a whole lot of brochures. That was impressive and, who knows, maybe we were future customers. I have driven a Rolls but have never owned one.

  • @arbusa3805
    @arbusa3805 4 года назад +7892

    Everyone gangsta until pigeon starts pooping on the diamonds

    • @bobbyjoe3752
      @bobbyjoe3752 4 года назад +47

      Lol

    • @livenandlove1980
      @livenandlove1980 4 года назад +201

      Pigeons are gangsta

    • @AZaqZaqProduction
      @AZaqZaqProduction 4 года назад +474

      When you have that kind of money you can get some Secret Service-like security detail that snipes out any pigeons that dare go near your Rolls Royce.

    • @abdullahabdulaziz
      @abdullahabdulaziz 4 года назад +12

      Hahahahaha 😁😁😁😁

    • @gta4crashesmods212
      @gta4crashesmods212 4 года назад +94

      I dont think a royce owner would park their car outside.

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 4 года назад +6813

    This mad lad, this beast. This absolute psycopath. Paints free-hand.
    This man knows no fear

    • @sclogse1
      @sclogse1 4 года назад +195

      I have a friend in his 80's who does terrain like ink drawings with hundreds of fine ink lines just a line away from each other. His only problem, he does it at a cafe.

    • @mohsinwara235
      @mohsinwara235 4 года назад +279

      One mistake and he is at a debt of $300k

    • @dankmheems290
      @dankmheems290 4 года назад +188

      I bet he tells all the guys at the pub how he gets sent to Dubai and all over the world for free, to do a pinstripe on a RR. That has to be the coolest, but most stressful job, probably why only he can do it. He probably went from some paint shop to that job and thinks he pulled the wool over the eyes of management. "Wait why are we paying Bill 300k a year to do 1 line?"

    • @frankiequinn5053
      @frankiequinn5053 4 года назад

      @@sclogse1 no

    • @williammalapitan
      @williammalapitan 4 года назад +27

      Dank Mheems
      There are actually many that can do this.
      But he was there first and therefore trusted the most.

  • @ohtych1004
    @ohtych1004 3 года назад +7567

    "what do you do for a living?"
    "I draw straight lines on cars"

    • @DJdefcon4
      @DJdefcon4 3 года назад +182

      Master Coach Line painter for Rolls Royce Motor Cars sounds cool - nice work if you can get it!

    • @supertigerxy
      @supertigerxy 3 года назад +164

      "And i make more money with 1 car then you do all year"

    • @ohtych1004
      @ohtych1004 3 года назад +64

      @@supertigerxy
      p1: "what do you do for a living?"
      guy: "I draw straight lines on cars"
      p1: "so minimum wage?"
      guy: "no, around 200k"
      p1: are you guys hiring?

    • @chuduhdia996
      @chuduhdia996 3 года назад +24

      @William West (student) you’re gay

    • @luisnonie9193
      @luisnonie9193 3 года назад +3

      How much they make per hour??? If they make it in china, that car is going to be $21000

  • @Mindfuel777
    @Mindfuel777 2 года назад +91

    I used to valet at a luxury hotel in Los Angeles and the times we got Rolls-Royce was always amazing. The cars were truly luxurious to drive.

    • @workonitm8
      @workonitm8 Год назад +2

      An experience you'll never forget would be my guess.

  • @First_in_Last
    @First_in_Last 3 года назад +2224

    "You rubbed my car with squirrel hair?"
    "Yes, it was only natural."

  • @beakt
    @beakt 3 года назад +10135

    I love how everyone in this video talks exactly as you expect a Rolls-Royce employee to speak.

    • @dripkidd8572
      @dripkidd8572 2 года назад +209

      It's the British accent, isn't it?

    • @beakt
      @beakt 2 года назад +192

      @@dripkidd8572 Not just that, as there are many, many kinds of British accents.

    • @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022
      @chinguunerdenebadrakh7022 2 года назад +119

      There was a woman with a Spanish/Italian sounding accent tho.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 2 года назад +10

      not really

    • @kiroto7429
      @kiroto7429 2 года назад +39

      @@dripkidd8572 bri-ish

  • @anik8559
    @anik8559 4 года назад +1479

    Every other Car manufacturing companies : "We have professional workers."
    Rolls-Royce : "We have professional artists"

    • @PS-nf3xw
      @PS-nf3xw 4 года назад +20

      Bespoke artists

    • @jojo9539
      @jojo9539 4 года назад +25

      @@PS-nf3xw bespoke professional artists

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 4 года назад +2

      Singer And Koenigsegg are Not every other manufacturers

    • @alexp3752
      @alexp3752 4 года назад +3

      @@pharaongaming8617 To build any of the top cars, you have to be at the top of the profession. Otherwise, you couldn't accomplish mechanical miracles.

    • @edgiestofcars
      @edgiestofcars 4 года назад

      pharaon gaming don’t forget pagani

  • @nathangriffiths6218
    @nathangriffiths6218 2 года назад +91

    I spent a week working on the Rolls Royce production line for "work experience" when I was at school in the early 90s. They are definitely built like no other car on Earth, but they did let me attach the brake cables to a couple of cars so probably avoid buying any built in that period! Every single car comes with it's own spec sheet as they are all individually specced - but one day I remember we had 8 or so identical cars come down the line, turned out it was a bulk order from some sheikh in Dubai.

  • @AeroQC
    @AeroQC 4 года назад +8561

    *Customer:* "So how much is this going to cost?"
    *Rolls-Royce:* "Yes."
    *Customer:* "Sold."

    • @chrissybayby1591
      @chrissybayby1591 4 года назад +25

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wafelu3102
      @wafelu3102 4 года назад +107

      More like bought. Customers aren't selling it.

    • @ayo4646
      @ayo4646 4 года назад +3

      1 thousandth like is me

    • @officerwizz
      @officerwizz 4 года назад +18

      @@wafelu3102 He means they have been sold, not that they are doing the selling. You don’t go up to someone and tell them to buy something and then say “sold” lol.

    • @wafelu3102
      @wafelu3102 4 года назад +3

      @@officerwizz I know what he means. I just simply corrected him bc you don't come up to someone, ask him how much does this cost, and then say sold.

  • @VixGuyOfficial
    @VixGuyOfficial 4 года назад +4735

    Next Insider Video: Why Netflix costs more than a barrel of Crude Oil

    • @y.g2279
      @y.g2279 4 года назад +26

      🤣

    • @thaboqwabe8901
      @thaboqwabe8901 4 года назад +15

      Lmao I just saw this on IG

    • @ashiqueshaji128
      @ashiqueshaji128 4 года назад +2

      goddaammit😂😂

    • @SeizureSalad
      @SeizureSalad 4 года назад +4

      because crude oil is in the negatives.

    • @mandystop1077
      @mandystop1077 4 года назад +40

      @@SeizureSalad because supply is greater than demand

  • @jackwalters3928
    @jackwalters3928 3 года назад +3078

    - What colour would you like your car to be?
    - Diamond.
    - You mean a very bright white or perha...
    *drops a big bag full of diamonds on desk*
    - DIAMOND.

    • @larkinj2003
      @larkinj2003 3 года назад +45

      Do me a favor and replace the word bag with shulker

    • @bigsmall246
      @bigsmall246 3 года назад +8

      Small diamonds are cheap and basically worthless. They are easily made in a lab

    • @Glitchmelon
      @Glitchmelon 3 года назад +76

      @@bigsmall246 I don't think they would put cheap diamonds in a Rolls Royce

    • @motog4-75
      @motog4-75 3 года назад +17

      Either way, I bet it was a Russian.

    • @Bheliar
      @Bheliar 3 года назад +7

      @@bigsmall246 1000 small diamonds crushed would maybe able to fill a small portion of that car. Those diamonds used in designing this car were not exactly small.

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead35 2 года назад +85

    I don't usually care about luxury items because so much of it is BS, but the skill and hours that go into these is really impressive

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. Год назад

      @Gary M. Russell so what

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. Год назад

      @Gary M. Russell I am middle and I am happy

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. Год назад

      @Gary M. Russell says another poor

  • @Udelejsesam
    @Udelejsesam 3 года назад +7815

    Insurence company:
    “You hit what?!”

  • @krimmy8459
    @krimmy8459 4 года назад +13284

    "He gave us a bag of diamonds"

    • @Bantamawuah
      @Bantamawuah 4 года назад +772

      I would be shocked if he used all of the diamonds

    • @SolaricSage116
      @SolaricSage116 4 года назад +454

      @@Bantamawuah They Actually Did.

    • @Knocturnus
      @Knocturnus 4 года назад +596

      Rich people are so stupid

    • @RacTac
      @RacTac 4 года назад +926

      Diamonds are actually not that expensive if they aren't well cut or have bad clarity

    • @virajsheth8417
      @virajsheth8417 4 года назад +525

      Diamond dust that they used is very cheap. Bigger the diamond, costlier it is. Small particles are relatively inexpensive.

  • @weeday9797
    @weeday9797 4 года назад +7023

    I feel like i spent 5000 dollars by just watching this

    • @nyaluogowalter136
      @nyaluogowalter136 4 года назад +49

      😂😂😂😂 same here mate

    • @hughballs
      @hughballs 4 года назад +9

      Wee Day I wanna know who tf asked

    • @MrIDGAF
      @MrIDGAF 4 года назад +101

      Xtra Large Pepe I wanna know who asked for your useless response to this post.

    • @PianoMelodicaDark
      @PianoMelodicaDark 4 года назад +16

      Are you kidding?!? it feels like 15,000 to me! (and I don't even know what that feels like!)

    • @immoses2194
      @immoses2194 4 года назад +1

      Wee Day Luv ur vids btw I stared a funny rection channel check it out I bet I’ll make u smile or laugh

  • @osulxa
    @osulxa 2 года назад +49

    So cool. I've always loved the Ghost. Good to see this craftsmanship still exists, even if it is out of reach for most people. Got to love British luxury. They set the bar for the best in the world.

  • @jimgilman
    @jimgilman 4 года назад +8469

    A Roll Royce never "breaks down" - they just "fail to proceed".

  • @Vinay-jg7yb
    @Vinay-jg7yb 4 года назад +683

    Question: why Rolls-Royce cars are so expensive
    Video length: 8:36
    Answer: 𝙇𝙪𝙭𝙪𝙧𝙮

    • @WHITELIONNYC
      @WHITELIONNYC 4 года назад +9

      Seriously...what a dumb way to end the video.

    • @paystyles5429
      @paystyles5429 4 года назад +5

      Vinay Squirrel hair racing striped by hand

    • @coopsnz1
      @coopsnz1 4 года назад +3

      Low production number too, Ferrari built in Italy the gross profit margins are $90000 each, BMW and Mercedes that build big production number is $5000 gross profit each

    • @vijaysiwach
      @vijaysiwach 4 года назад +1

      @@WHITELIONNYC I know right!! I'm like get outta here, tell me something I didn't already know.

    • @harold5698
      @harold5698 4 года назад +1

      Vinay nobody cares about your comment just be quiet

  • @furn2313
    @furn2313 4 года назад +1694

    Why is a Rolls Royce so expensive?
    RR : We make the car look pretty, with your own ideas...

    • @foodtruck1007
      @foodtruck1007 4 года назад +24

      for me they look ugly tbh

    • @furn2313
      @furn2313 4 года назад +122

      @@foodtruck1007 you literally customise them yourself

    • @foodtruck1007
      @foodtruck1007 4 года назад +19

      @@furn2313 i mean the panel and the shape of the car is coarse for me

    • @furn2313
      @furn2313 4 года назад +23

      @@foodtruck1007 figured that's what you meant... I too hated it.. it's starting to grow on me

    • @foodtruck1007
      @foodtruck1007 4 года назад +1

      @@furn2313 😞🤜🤛😞

  • @jamesfiaco4922
    @jamesfiaco4922 2 года назад +81

    It's incredible as much time as they span in the exterior you would think the safety features would be above and beyond all other vehicles.

  • @belowme4927
    @belowme4927 3 года назад +2449

    "WE TOOK THE DIAMONDS, CRUSHED SOME GLASS, INFUSED IT INTO THE PAINT, AND THE RUBE NEVER KNEW THE DIFFERENCE"

    • @justenjunious5434
      @justenjunious5434 3 года назад +109

      Funny...Only God and those men know the truth.

    • @bonelesspizza1750
      @bonelesspizza1750 3 года назад +37

      Fr I thought its not possible to crush diamonds

    • @rociscool
      @rociscool 3 года назад +132

      @@bonelesspizza1750 they are crushed very easily. its cutting and scratching them that can only be done by another diamond

    • @abyss7378
      @abyss7378 3 года назад +15

      @@rociscool I think only if u hit it in the right place tho

    • @jutau
      @jutau 3 года назад +19

      Or throw in some industrial diamonds.

  • @TheDd2402
    @TheDd2402 4 года назад +2257

    The part that made me feel the poorest. The customer threw in a bag of diamonds and we crushed it and added it to the paint. O yeah peasant!

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 4 года назад +3

      @@marlinlenchanteur4260 True, worthless and the "story" is just a fake. Crushed diamonds would do nothing.

    • @CivilAviation1
      @CivilAviation1 4 года назад +67

      1000 diamonds only sounds expensive. I doubt they crushed vvs but rather diamonds that could not be used for jewelry so they are cheap to buy in bulks.

    • @CausticLemons7
      @CausticLemons7 4 года назад +52

      Try to change your perspective. Someone paid an enormous sum of money to have shiny rocks crushed into sand and stuck on a bit of metal. Less impressive from that point of view.

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 4 года назад +20

      @@CausticLemons7 Not really, diamonds are cheap and those so small, or so deficient have no value other than abrasives. Producing a metallic or pearl paint is actually far more impressive. This is just bullshit by a company that has always revelled in myths. I know I have two of their cars.

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 4 года назад +4

      @@byteme9718
      You obviously have a problem with Rolls Royce; what is it, you feel upset that you’re too poor to afford one?

  • @tomperkins5657
    @tomperkins5657 3 года назад +275

    I had rust crushed into my paint. I also had multiple holes in my roof to display stars at night and a shower head during rainstorms. I spared no expense.

    • @sskype2000
      @sskype2000 3 года назад +34

      did you have a flat tire too? to stimulate the life of a noble riding a horse pulled carriage

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 3 года назад +24

      @@sskype2000 WONDERFUL, KELVIN! I'll get right on it!

    • @aarushkamdar
      @aarushkamdar 3 года назад +11

      What about some nice air conditioning through those roof holes during blizzards? That ought to be nice too!

    • @tomperkins5657
      @tomperkins5657 3 года назад +12

      @@aarushkamdar Wow, some great ideas here. Thanks!

    • @LET4M4RU
      @LET4M4RU 3 года назад +4

      Take away your windshield completely, you'll have the feeling of being on a windy day all day long

  • @carolinejohnson985
    @carolinejohnson985 2 года назад +173

    We are already in the big crash, Inflation is a catastrophe. This CPI report is a colossal failure. To bring the housing market to a halt, the FED will have to pull all the stops. The unfortunate issue is that other markets are being decimated. If you want to stay green, you have to rely on a lot of diversification. Currently up 14% and being careful. Still a better deal than leaving it in a savings or checking account yielding 0-1 percent interest.

    • @wesleyparker1408
      @wesleyparker1408 2 года назад

      Inflation is gradually going to become part of us and due to that fact any money you keep in cash or in a low-interest account declines in value each year.
      Investing is the only way to make your money grow and unless you have an exceptionally high income, investing is the only way most people will ever have enough money to retire.

  • @pantographproductions1888
    @pantographproductions1888 4 года назад +1329

    Rolls Royce Tour Guide: Literally the poshest person ever
    Rolls Royce Coachliner: *”Owight”*

  • @zakariaahmed864
    @zakariaahmed864 4 года назад +4061

    I have been called poor for 8:35 minutes straight.

    • @alibaashi3956
      @alibaashi3956 4 года назад +7

      Hhhhh dhibka dhaaf. Taajir aa tahay

    • @HenricPelegric
      @HenricPelegric 4 года назад +74

      Zakaria Ahmed 8:36 minutes dummy poor you

    • @iValkyrie46
      @iValkyrie46 4 года назад +9

      Wait until you want Manny Khoshbin videos. You'll feel like being very very poor

    • @benvasilinda9729
      @benvasilinda9729 4 года назад +18

      We’ve been called poor much longer than that, they just reminded us that for the last 8:35 lol

    • @AshutoshJenaKingJena
      @AshutoshJenaKingJena 4 года назад +7

      You are only rich for one second 😕

  • @DavidUmoke1
    @DavidUmoke1 3 года назад +3378

    “So why are you traveling to Singapore from Germany?”
    Mark Courts: “To go and draw straight lines on a car”.🤣

    • @dalecn2417
      @dalecn2417 3 года назад +24

      Rolls Royce cars are made in UK

    • @shtcare
      @shtcare 3 года назад +174

      @@dalecn2417 you have two ears for listening, you did NOT use them. run it again and listen

    • @ibkfn9442
      @ibkfn9442 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣underrated comment

    • @akirekory1277
      @akirekory1277 3 года назад

      You aren’t funny.

    • @janinishivani3620
      @janinishivani3620 3 года назад

      Nice 😂

  • @youbian
    @youbian 2 года назад +51

    There’s a parallel between the automotive and financial worlds. Millionaires tend to flaunt their wealth, while billionaires do not. Nearly every manufacturer today prides itself on having the biggest and best screens in a car. But if you look at truly top tier marks like Rolls-Royce, and Bugatti, they have little to no technology in the cabin. Technology is completely subservient to the character of the car. They don’t even have glass roofs. They’re rather standard cars with the emphasis on quality coach building. That’s what luxury is; timelessness.

  • @Phredd2k1
    @Phredd2k1 4 года назад +2767

    As soon as I pay this Nigerian prince that emailed me and split his inheritance I'll get a couple of these.

    • @sorenfreedom
      @sorenfreedom 4 года назад +17

      Frederick Jones lol

    • @WHITELIONNYC
      @WHITELIONNYC 4 года назад +56

      Is he also your cousin? 😝

    • @seanthe100
      @seanthe100 4 года назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 4 года назад +10

      You say that in jest but I have been there working on their cars. You would not believe how much is stashed there and most often hidden.

    • @ta8258
      @ta8258 4 года назад +74

      You and me both brother just waiting for my Indian friend to send me the 1 million lottery I won

  • @cutejiwhanclips7852
    @cutejiwhanclips7852 3 года назад +2604

    Me: I gotta study
    Insider: Why Rolls Royce are so Expensive??
    Me: Good question.

  • @notfromkanadea9720
    @notfromkanadea9720 3 года назад +2580

    "Damn how are you so rich"
    "I draw lines"

    • @lolbackwardslol
      @lolbackwardslol 3 года назад +41

      He works for the most luxurious car brand

    • @lolbackwardslol
      @lolbackwardslol 3 года назад +32

      And it’s a high paying job

    • @fravioli1320
      @fravioli1320 3 года назад +3

      @@lolbackwardslol how much would say?

    • @amyk9813
      @amyk9813 3 года назад +95

      @@fravioli1320 a lottt because he's the only one, so he's practically irreplaceable, that's what I'd predict anyway

    • @fravioli1320
      @fravioli1320 3 года назад

      @@amyk9813 that would be a lot

  • @ilikeentertainment
    @ilikeentertainment Год назад +21

    This video offers a fascinating insight into the world of Rolls-Royce and the reasons behind the steep price tags of their luxurious cars. The hand-crafted attention to detail, unparalleled customization options, and the promise of a "magical carpet ride" truly set them apart. It's intriguing to learn about the bespoke extras that contribute to making Rolls-Royce cars the epitome of opulence and exclusivity.

  • @annikalouise572
    @annikalouise572 4 года назад +1155

    That coach liner has an incredible job. Free travel across the world, and he gets high salary because he’s monopolized it. He’s irreplaceable

    • @jorgelujan9942
      @jorgelujan9942 4 года назад +29

      How's he irreplaceable? It's a very fine skill but it's still definitely achievable

    • @stevedawson256
      @stevedawson256 4 года назад +9

      Definitely need a steady hand ,

    • @annikalouise572
      @annikalouise572 4 года назад +100

      @@jorgelujan9942 it's just because they said in the video he has a specific skill set and his exact style can't be replicated

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 4 года назад +102

      @@jorgelujan9942 Because he is literally the only person Rolls Royce has that can do it? Did you not watch the video

    • @1osmit
      @1osmit 4 года назад +8

      How about when he dies?

  • @DanielRodriguez-bu8du
    @DanielRodriguez-bu8du 4 года назад +3524

    And I felt like a rockstar when I added leather seats in my car.

  • @ZAR556
    @ZAR556 4 года назад +3605

    Skip 10 seconds ads
    Willingly watch 8 minutes ads

  • @thomasjohnrobinson4658
    @thomasjohnrobinson4658 2 года назад +13

    One reason is they are built so well that over 50% ever made are still going.Something so expensive and made so well is worth looking after.

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 4 года назад +1556

    "I'm sorry, is this some sort of rich joke I'm too peasant to understand?"

    • @ApeXXgames
      @ApeXXgames 4 года назад +11

      yes

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 4 года назад +1

      @@ankitanand4186 ruclips.net/video/2942BB1JXFk/видео.html

    • @moving3999
      @moving3999 4 года назад +6

      Mr Rainbrow HOW DID I KNOW YOU SENT HER A RICK ROLL LOL

    • @mrrainbrow423
      @mrrainbrow423 4 года назад +1

      @@moving3999 You're smart

    • @mm-wiz2256
      @mm-wiz2256 4 года назад

      #peasantgang

  • @jianmarqollanes8434
    @jianmarqollanes8434 3 года назад +6032

    Imagine traveling all around the world, just to paint a line on a car.

    • @anyoneanywhere8212
      @anyoneanywhere8212 3 года назад +24

      Lol

    • @jordainepenner6181
      @jordainepenner6181 3 года назад +235

      And you make an accident......

    • @Vampybattie
      @Vampybattie 3 года назад +301

      And make lot of money you wouldn't see in your life

    • @100colorpencils6
      @100colorpencils6 3 года назад +194

      Idk seems like a free trip to Dubai to me...

    • @pkj6684
      @pkj6684 3 года назад +53

      @@jordainepenner6181 "Sorry sir I wasted 10 hours of your time 😐"

  • @leinadreign3510
    @leinadreign3510 3 года назад +2248

    Painting lines straight without a ruler...
    damn, that's badass.
    Also, having a car with 1000 crushed diamonds in the frikkin' paint is the most concierge thing I could imagine.

    • @Marco-zt2jj
      @Marco-zt2jj 3 года назад +57

      That's dumb, a machine would be way faster and more precise, like with most other stuff they do. I never understood the concept of handcrafted=better, it gives a job to 1 more person rather than to a machine though, maybe the only positive. They probably use people because it's cheaper/more versatile for RR than buying expensive machines given the low number of cars they produce, but that's about it, I can't see how the fact that something is handcrafted would make it more luxurious. More expensive, yes, but it doesn't offer the customer anything more than what a machine could create

    • @vaexis
      @vaexis 3 года назад +209

      @@Marco-zt2jj It’s similar to how Rolls Royce don’t focus on performance and instead zoom in on luxury and uniqueness. They want to give the sense of exclusivity and prestige to buyers, knowing that their car was finished by hand and not some machine. Having only 1 painter is terribly inefficient, but again, it gives a sense of vanity, that right now, only your Rolls Royce car is being painted by this man right now.
      This focuses on a totally different market and demographic compared to most commercial car makers, so it’s obvious that to us, their priorities seem skewed.

    • @Evangelion543
      @Evangelion543 3 года назад +59

      @@Marco-zt2jj No, that's the idea, it increases the value of the car more; Handmade. A machine, however, is ever so typical. You cn A see that everywhere.

    • @saahiliyer11
      @saahiliyer11 3 года назад +30

      @@Marco-zt2jj It’s the artistry of it. Some people just appreciate the skill and technique of a human that’s able to replicate the precision of a machine.

    • @Mohammed-bd7ql
      @Mohammed-bd7ql 3 года назад +12

      @@Marco-zt2jj They have machines making their aircraft jets and other machinery in different sectors, only their car department is INTENTIONALLY kept this way.

  • @tinabean530
    @tinabean530 2 года назад +7

    Holy crap.... everything is just craftsmanship.. they make every car and details by hand per the client's requests or preferences. These prime details and qualities of the car are made through skill and years of experience. I just think it's amazing how skilled and talented the employees are. 😲

  • @abhisheksawanthxc
    @abhisheksawanthxc 4 года назад +3100

    The only four-wheeler I can afford is a Skateboard.

    • @comradetoxic629
      @comradetoxic629 4 года назад +10

      XD

    • @NM-bk3sk
      @NM-bk3sk 4 года назад +84

      I can't even affort tht

    • @subhadippatra2401
      @subhadippatra2401 4 года назад +6

      Underrated comment...

    • @SolaricSage116
      @SolaricSage116 4 года назад +5

      @@NM-bk3sk And I Definitely Can't Afford 4 Wheelers. Even The Cheapest 4 Wheeler In The World For That Matter.

    • @Purzify
      @Purzify 4 года назад +8

      *Second hand child bicycle*

  • @GIPvideos
    @GIPvideos 4 года назад +2333

    How many layers of paint do you want?
    Billionaire: *YES*

    • @brandonhillgoth699
      @brandonhillgoth699 4 года назад +3

      JBass14 Hahahah

    • @con410crnr
      @con410crnr 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @chm1ata
      @chm1ata 4 года назад +5

      The koenigsegg Jesko has 30-34 layers of paint. Ammo NYC explains a lot in his video where he helps clean the paint

    • @Pieces93
      @Pieces93 4 года назад +2

      Christian does MTB - why would it have so many? Thats a lot of added weight for a hyper car!

    • @R4M_Tommy
      @R4M_Tommy 4 года назад

      Well, Alfa Romeo had a 13 layer paint options for years (Azzurro Nuvola).

  • @nomayor1
    @nomayor1 4 года назад +912

    The smile at 2:24' can also be translated as: "I definitely have job security for ever".

    • @duplicitouskendoll9402
      @duplicitouskendoll9402 3 года назад +66

      That man is one of those unassuming millionaires, I bet.

    • @cesarsalazar8618
      @cesarsalazar8618 3 года назад +38

      My question is does he have an apprentice cause let's be honest, he can't do it forever. So does that mean he has someone in training until he dies or can't do it anymore due to age?

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 3 года назад +48

      @@cesarsalazar8618 considering his line of work and expertise they'll just clone him instead

    • @mrcoolz5541
      @mrcoolz5541 3 года назад +9

      @@yourbrainonegg159 If rolls Royce can figure out how to do it, they most definitely will.

    • @DressedRunner
      @DressedRunner 3 года назад +9

      @@yourbrainonegg159 For a company that emphasise so much on exclusivity, I doubt they will go against their own branding.

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 8 месяцев назад +2

    Finally, something that seems worth the price. The attention to detail, the effort.

  • @rocketfan1062
    @rocketfan1062 4 года назад +2192

    The older dude at the beginning, just his voice sounds expensive 😭

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +11

      My friend has his:
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @aidanwilliams7447
      @aidanwilliams7447 4 года назад +56

      Tell me, why do rappers flex the ghost when it’s the cheapest?

    • @samekel
      @samekel 4 года назад +51

      @@aidanwilliams7447 they broke posers

    • @user-mc8cj3ls6m
      @user-mc8cj3ls6m 4 года назад +5

      Sounds like dumbledore harry potter

    • @SometimesAbel
      @SometimesAbel 4 года назад +2

      Rocket Fan $1 a minute to listen 😁

  • @HandbrakeBiscuit
    @HandbrakeBiscuit 3 года назад +481

    Mark Court is stopped at Customs on his return from the US.
    "Where have you been and why?"
    "I've been doing lines in Las Vegas"
    "Come with me please..."

    • @loukaaufragne5899
      @loukaaufragne5899 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @liam___.
      @liam___. 3 года назад +2

      Mean mean stride

    • @HandbrakeBiscuit
      @HandbrakeBiscuit 3 года назад +1

      @@liam___. Yup! Sorry for the slow reply. I'm back at my uncle's place now but I went for a little drive and had some bother with a pair of gleaming alloy aircraft...

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman6976 2 года назад +2634

    Honestly, I do like Rolls Royce. It's not out of a desire to be a part of bling culture or to be able to brag to everyone that I spent so much for a car, but to just be able to appreciate the level of craftsmanship required to make even one Rolls Royce seat or one fuel filler cap. No other car is made with such care, Bentley's even aren't as nice, and for that reason, they always have my respect.

    • @cyanscrewdriver2092
      @cyanscrewdriver2092 2 года назад +86

      And it’s not ugly like some expensive cars

    • @-SP.
      @-SP. 2 года назад +18

      @@cyanscrewdriver2092 Till you see the hideous rear end of the Phantom. The Ghost looks much better

    • @duncanmckechnie4468
      @duncanmckechnie4468 2 года назад +2

      they are big cars so when they go electric they can have awesome batteries well 0-60 ln 2 sec s! chauffeurs delight Astons porsche ferraris lambos good bye!!

    • @Younis1446
      @Younis1446 2 года назад +3

      but i'd prefer a super sportscar any day of the week over a rolls royce.. by the way, the videos on the playlist on my channel might interest some people!

    • @colechapman6976
      @colechapman6976 2 года назад +26

      @@Younis1446 supercars never really appealed to me. I think they are too impractical for everyday use and will be solely for tracking which I find to be very boring.
      I would rather have an E-class AMG wagon or that fast wagon Volvo makes. They are practical but very fun and you can actually use them every day without fear of ruining a fender or something on a driveway.
      Wagons like those can also handle my state's intense pothole season which is right when the snow melts creating roads that have more holes in them than a Russian submarine!

  • @Oraotu
    @Oraotu 6 месяцев назад +18

    Hi! I'm excited to be here in your channel and I'm interested in learning more about investing and saving up for my retirement but am a little confused about the whole process. Any advice or tips to get me started up would be greatly appreciated.

    • @Billrandall__
      @Billrandall__ 6 месяцев назад

      Gold and copper remains the best investment to venture in, especially as a beginner, it's not always affected by the downturn of the market

    • @FillyBen-yw9kw
      @FillyBen-yw9kw 6 месяцев назад

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    • @kateburns2635
      @kateburns2635 6 месяцев назад

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    • @Kelvineachael
      @Kelvineachael 6 месяцев назад

      Buy low and sell high, also ensure you invest with a professional who has a unique skill in manipulating the market for profit gain. GOODLUCK!!!

    • @Cora761
      @Cora761 6 месяцев назад

      I have one question, everytime I buy low and sell high I should be making more money right? But my wallet becomes less and less, why is this?

  • @atomsmasher9595
    @atomsmasher9595 4 года назад +1526

    And here I am so poor that I couldn't afford to even watch this video in *1080p*

  • @RudolfdeLang
    @RudolfdeLang 3 года назад +3195

    "When his rolls royce was mobbed by fans the chauffeur said: ''do you want me to get them off the car?'' and Lennon replied: ''No - they paid for it, they can wreck it" - John Lennon

    • @fp5495
      @fp5495 3 года назад +360

      The key aspect here is "driver". If you own a Rolls, you don't drive your Rolls, you're driven. That's the difference with the trash-with-money crowd today. They're pullin up to Starbucks in their own Rolls for a seven dollar mochachino. Cheezy.

    • @RudolfdeLang
      @RudolfdeLang 3 года назад +30

      @@fp5495 🤦‍♂️😂😂

    • @chimmy___
      @chimmy___ 3 года назад +84

      @@fp5495 - That's why I won't buy a Rolls; cause I'm drivin! Oh, and the money 😥

    • @Ken_neThT
      @Ken_neThT 3 года назад +138

      @@fp5495 to be fair, I'd wanna at least drive it once or twice if I paid a quarter million for it

    • @jackmoore9039
      @jackmoore9039 3 года назад +21

      @@fp5495 yes you are 100% right. That car is to be driven not to drive it. That is the big difference between those who have RR. Many people drive it, and I called them " wanna be's" and been driven " The Real Dons."

  • @TheTakerHasTook
    @TheTakerHasTook 4 года назад +2922

    This video is calling me broke in 100 different languages

  • @gnes04
    @gnes04 11 месяцев назад +6

    That's gorgeous. For all us middle class folks, things like this give us something to aim for and dream about.
    If everything was moderately priced and reasonable with no excess, there would be nothing to shoot for

    • @MSloCvideos
      @MSloCvideos 8 месяцев назад

      cope harder, wagie.

  • @Wosudhehqaxb9169
    @Wosudhehqaxb9169 4 года назад +2787

    I'm still struggling to comprehend a person giving them a bag of diamonds. To crush. To finish a car with.

    • @123LBN
      @123LBN 4 года назад +347

      The rich are different 😂😂

    • @itsbritneybyotch7471
      @itsbritneybyotch7471 4 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @cruz9172
      @cruz9172 3 года назад +101

      I’m convinced it was a narco 🥸

    • @AyeCharley
      @AyeCharley 3 года назад +85

      Imagine if you chipped their paint in an accident 😬

    • @freemang8189
      @freemang8189 3 года назад +8

      @@thegrisakgroup it's suprisingly easy. You can do it yourself with a hammer

  • @Mememeep
    @Mememeep 2 года назад +1559

    I'm not into luxury cars (or anything luxury tbh) but I'm just amazed at how much work and precision it takes to make 1 car.

    • @Omega_258
      @Omega_258 2 года назад +24

      With money even a monkey on a mountain will come to us…

    • @porkfreegaming5278
      @porkfreegaming5278 2 года назад +17

      I mean with the amount of money you are paying for one of these cars, it better be

    • @davidbird9341
      @davidbird9341 2 года назад +16

      Successful people don't become that way overnight. What most people see as glance wealth, a great career is the result of hard work and hustle over time. I pray that anyone reading this will be Successful in life...

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      @animeempire54 2 года назад +5

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      @davidbird9341 2 года назад +2

      Best thing that happened to me last year that I can attest to is the progress I have made so far on trade. Venturing into crypto was my best decision ever I know more is yet to come 2022...

  • @mukkaar
    @mukkaar 3 года назад +6803

    Gotta say, I can actually see why it's so expensive. With so much quality, customisation and relatively low volumes, price is actually quite justified.

    • @anncabras3961
      @anncabras3961 3 года назад +286

      Maybe a tiny little bit too much money as they make huge profits out of on single car and all the materials don’t cost a lot compared to the fact that it’s costumised.

    • @etuboldon
      @etuboldon 3 года назад +120

      And you’re their target customer

    • @cknorris3644
      @cknorris3644 3 года назад +571

      @@anncabras3961 You do realize companies make things for PROFIT right?

    • @WiseCheese587
      @WiseCheese587 3 года назад +84

      @Luka Magnotta awww you cant afford a royce? Boo hoo i cry for u

    • @klixx_yt2396
      @klixx_yt2396 3 года назад +20

      @@WiseCheese587 Lmao

  • @thugger-vandross
    @thugger-vandross Год назад +5

    7:51 “The diamond encrusted ohvoh owl” 😭😭

  • @kushagrakasliwal3930
    @kushagrakasliwal3930 3 года назад +955

    I have just calculated i will have to work for 800 years in order to save enough money to buy one of these cars

    • @albertwells8503
      @albertwells8503 3 года назад +98

      And by then, they’ll cost a lot more!

    • @ug7577
      @ug7577 3 года назад +50

      @@albertwells8503 so his income will also increase according to the trend of currency value...

    • @smoquedrey6603
      @smoquedrey6603 3 года назад +33

      You are not are dreamer. Don't let life defeat you. You've got to be a BELIEVER 💎😊💪🏽👍🏾

    • @VinodhBallout6711
      @VinodhBallout6711 3 года назад +33

      I have just calculated that I could buy one of these cars at this very moment. But it's simply NOT worth it

    • @feo130
      @feo130 3 года назад +8

      @@VinodhBallout6711 Same boat as you, I would rather buy another house.

  • @RozArialind
    @RozArialind 3 года назад +3440

    if I make them draw hentai on the hood, they can't refuse

  • @ObiWanAdobe69
    @ObiWanAdobe69 4 года назад +641

    Pawn Stars - "I'll give you $1000 max, I'm taking a HUGE risk here"

  • @stephenhill1716
    @stephenhill1716 3 месяца назад +1

    I just find it hilarious that there’s a very real possibility that there’s a dude out there somewhere shooting squirrels for Rolls Royce.

  • @mememan3279
    @mememan3279 4 года назад +2612

    Me: Can't afford a 10,000$ car
    RUclips:

    • @vaibhav24
      @vaibhav24 4 года назад +24

      I am the real meme man u fake @$$

    • @billa9034
      @billa9034 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @user-yx9to2bb8i
      @user-yx9to2bb8i 4 года назад +5

      Me (in Russia): afford a 200$ Lada

    • @deputyzen834
      @deputyzen834 4 года назад +3

      @@vaibhav24 why both of you ain't dead eh

    • @fuse5249
      @fuse5249 4 года назад +7

      Well the paint job alone costs more than most of the cars out in the world

  • @slash1906
    @slash1906 4 года назад +4446

    Imagine hitting one of these cars by accident and not having insurance

    • @LucielStarz123
      @LucielStarz123 4 года назад +403

      Chicken Person wouldn’t matter, they’d prob just shoo you off. And if you fake being injured well-enough, they might even pay you off

    • @billthompson5644
      @billthompson5644 4 года назад +25

      What if I hit it in my big huge State snow plow truck would it be built good enough for 700,000 to withstand that?

    • @MfckingDye
      @MfckingDye 4 года назад +177

      Search up the incident where some dude crashed into Kris Jenner's Rolls Royce. TMZ interviewed the man who crashed her, and I believe he didn't have car insurance. I'm pretty Sure Kris Jenner left him homeless.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 года назад +33

      Imagine me hanging myself, cause that's exactly what I'd do.

    • @happilyignorant
      @happilyignorant 4 года назад +60

      Never has a comment made me have a micro panic attack until today. Shit.

  • @kamidesuka
    @kamidesuka 3 года назад +1519

    “Drake’s Rolls Royce is estimated to be about 1 million”
    me who bought it for half a billion in a game: *sorry, I don’t speak poor*

  • @Railfan513
    @Railfan513 Месяц назад

    2:27 “my name is Mar Court, and I’m the coachliner for rolls Royce “biggest flex ever he is not one of the but is the coachliner huge respect 🤜🤛

  • @keithmcfarland3819
    @keithmcfarland3819 4 года назад +840

    Me: "I want you to crush this up and put it in the paint."
    * tosses bag of coal onto the table *
    Used Car Dealer: "Uhh..."

    • @brycebrenneman2342
      @brycebrenneman2342 4 года назад +11

      Keith McFarland 😂 I don’t know why I found this so funny!

    • @gurvaaz1703
      @gurvaaz1703 4 года назад +5

      i cant stop laughing. lmao

    • @WHITELIONNYC
      @WHITELIONNYC 4 года назад

      😆

    • @rahul__sharma__
      @rahul__sharma__ 4 года назад +1

      You Nailed it bro 🤣🤣

    • @byteme9718
      @byteme9718 4 года назад +3

      Black paint is made from carbon black pigment. Guess where it is derived from.

  • @jien910315
    @jien910315 3 года назад +1893

    Rich guy’s customization:”crushed diamond infused on paint job.”
    My customization:”whipped cream on my caramel macchiato please”

    • @kaustubhkulkarni8448
      @kaustubhkulkarni8448 3 года назад +11

      Underrated comment

    • @isaacskidmore6112
      @isaacskidmore6112 3 года назад +1

      Ya underrated

    • @markvanslyke294
      @markvanslyke294 3 года назад +6

      my customization: I tell McDonalds what to take off my girlfriend's burger

    • @brahmburgers
      @brahmburgers 3 года назад

      Did the paint cover all the diamond bits? How does he react when a '73 Dodge smashes into its side at 45 mph?

    • @AnasChemmala
      @AnasChemmala 3 года назад +1

      I can't even afford machiato bro

  • @quachhengtony7651
    @quachhengtony7651 4 года назад +840

    I can't afford to even go near a Rolls Royce

  • @kurtkaster1403
    @kurtkaster1403 Год назад +2

    I'm blown away by the craftsmanship, of course, it's second to none. I also imagine how many people can afford one that isn't a prince, that pulled their wealth out of the ground. It certainly isn't someone that worked their ass off, and earned their money an hour at a time. Crazy to think one man can pay more for his car, than another will earn in his entire life of working every day. Crazy.

  • @binarosmarin3991
    @binarosmarin3991 4 года назад +503

    "He wanted some more sparkle, he gave us a bag of diamonds, we crushed them, they were infused into the paint."

    • @paulvelez6824
      @paulvelez6824 4 года назад +4

      Bina Rosmarin 😂☠️

    • @Bmore2Htown
      @Bmore2Htown 4 года назад +111

      **Sells the diamonds and infuses paint with glitter**

    • @djenzo2450
      @djenzo2450 4 года назад +14

      Why bother to steal the car when the paint is worth twice as much......
      Just steal the paint

    • @team3383
      @team3383 4 года назад +12

      @@Bmore2Htown They probably did. Just show an expensive bill to the buyer and take his diamonds.
      Especially when you know that its almost impossible to crush a diamond.....

    • @neihomai8
      @neihomai8 4 года назад +28

      Diamonds can be crushed with just about any hard object brought down on them with enough force. ... Diamond
      is the hardest known natural substance on earth. Don't, however,
      confuse hardness with toughness (strength), the ability to resist
      breakage from a forceful impact.

  • @theycallme_sta_cey
    @theycallme_sta_cey 4 года назад +616

    First requirement of owning a Rolls-Royce: knowing what “bespoke” means.

    • @rosspenny3069
      @rosspenny3069 4 года назад +43

      Basically personalised, it was made with you in mind

    • @vithalgoel3937
      @vithalgoel3937 4 года назад +58

      @@rosspenny3069 i was today years old when I learnt what bespoke meant

    • @user-xi2if4tq2g
      @user-xi2if4tq2g 4 года назад +18

      Bespoke describes when a product is created and customized from the ground up specifically for one customer

    • @101RealTalker
      @101RealTalker 4 года назад +1

      Simplton

    • @donls1sscme
      @donls1sscme 4 года назад

      @@vithalgoel3937 me too

  • @Mkhwlani
    @Mkhwlani 4 года назад +1929

    when i buy a Rolls-Royce i want to make my own custom color and call it “bruh”

    • @hthree7857
      @hthree7857 4 года назад +101

      bruh

    • @Mkhwlani
      @Mkhwlani 4 года назад +23

      @@hthree7857 ikr

    • @IGotBadNewsforYou
      @IGotBadNewsforYou 4 года назад +19

      @@Mkhwlani bruh

    • @Mkhwlani
      @Mkhwlani 4 года назад +13

      @@IGotBadNewsforYou i can’t disagree

    • @Mkhwlani
      @Mkhwlani 4 года назад +5

      @Shreyas Parangi never been more true

  • @loganhebert7475
    @loganhebert7475 2 года назад +2

    I've never cared about a luxury car. Scuffed at the idea as I love track cars and drift cars. Never thought I saw a single luxury car that justified its price, until now. That, is impressive. Now I actually want one, jeez.

  • @tenderious99
    @tenderious99 4 года назад +477

    Girl : "Kiss me under a thousand stars.."
    Rolls Royce : "Get in please.."

  • @joepaid3157
    @joepaid3157 4 года назад +650

    I like when he said if a customer wants the same colour as someone else we’d have to go to that person and ask if we can use the colour 👌

    • @joeybaseball7352
      @joeybaseball7352 4 года назад +6

      Why?

    • @GabMaiz
      @GabMaiz 4 года назад +133

      @@joeybaseball7352 because each of their colors is unique and every customer is paying a shit load of money To aquire the car and the unique feature

    • @loranddeka
      @loranddeka 4 года назад +26

      Makes you want to be one of their intellectual property lawyers.

    • @brandonhillgoth699
      @brandonhillgoth699 4 года назад +5

      True that’s how u know it’s really unique

    • @jeffreydavis2578
      @jeffreydavis2578 4 года назад +2

      Same💪🏼

  • @gravelboycauty
    @gravelboycauty 3 года назад +5552

    Man: "Our prices depend on the individual"
    Translation: "We charge you lots if you're rich. If you're really rich, we'll charge lots and lots"

    • @rngnodal9316
      @rngnodal9316 3 года назад +5

      Facts

    • @rngnodal9316
      @rngnodal9316 3 года назад +7

      @The Clayton Show lol

    • @kryptex2235
      @kryptex2235 3 года назад +61

      @The Clayton Show it's nobody's fault that u are unable to get your shit together and make money. Anyway are the grapes sour?

    • @snackboxone364
      @snackboxone364 3 года назад +20

      @@kryptex2235 sometimes it is somebody’s fault because who knows maybe they were the cause of him being held back

    • @zero-gj4ql
      @zero-gj4ql 3 года назад +18

      @@snackboxone364 Mostly it is your fault

  • @raytang76
    @raytang76 Год назад +1

    I was fortunate enough to ride inside my Uncle's Rolls Royce "Ghost"! Very spacious and luxurious as I remember! I will never forget that riding experience!

  • @ibrahimmohamed1994
    @ibrahimmohamed1994 3 года назад +1602

    Imagine working on RR factory and driving 1998 Honda accord to work

    • @ubt__________
      @ubt__________ 3 года назад +21

      Woooooooooooooooo it’s the story of toyota

    • @jer0me129
      @jer0me129 3 года назад +44

      well its still reliable according to google

    • @bellakatherman1477
      @bellakatherman1477 3 года назад +65

      for the amount of tedious craftsmanship and work these people put in, i think they should get a free Rolls or at least a big ass discount

    • @surfside75
      @surfside75 3 года назад +4

      I'd pull up in my race inspired sienna minivan 🤣

    • @kabirsingh7630
      @kabirsingh7630 3 года назад +9

      imagine working at google and using iPhone
      or
      living in saudi arabia and driving tesla

  • @augie6029
    @augie6029 4 года назад +804

    When you spend your whole life painting and they just wanted you to draw a line.

    • @kane19832006
      @kane19832006 4 года назад +63

      I hope they pay this guy well... the amount of skill he has in quite remarkable

    • @JuggernautKickboxing
      @JuggernautKickboxing 4 года назад +51

      Phillip Kane Of course they do, hes the only one thats doing that in the whole world

    • @bigbang1331
      @bigbang1331 4 года назад +40

      I wonder who takes his place when his got sick leave

    • @45commando14
      @45commando14 4 года назад +6

      If I tried that I'd cock it up, I just know I would.

    • @IHateMyAccountName
      @IHateMyAccountName 4 года назад +8

      @@bigbang1331 I'm sure there's a waiting list, so if he says he needs to take a week off, the Rolls will take another week to finish.

  • @angusorvid8840
    @angusorvid8840 3 года назад +1726

    I've ridden in a number of Rolls and it's like gliding on air. I think of them as cars that are meant to be driven in, rather than driven. It's more about the rider's perspective, and that tells you something about the market for these cars. They are like limos.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 3 года назад +10

      They are meant to driven as well.

    • @rwfrench66GenX
      @rwfrench66GenX 2 года назад +45

      My mom's 70 Lincoln felt like it was riding on air too. It had a 460" 4 barrel with 375 horsepower and the hood seemed like it was 8 feet long and it would mow down a 200 pound 8 point buck like it was a speed bump without a scratch and it didn't cost anywhere near as much as this car, but in the Rolls defense, the Lincoln didn't have a vase glued to the dash.

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco 2 года назад +17

      @@rwfrench66GenX damn that's crazy

    • @aidanlutz8106
      @aidanlutz8106 2 года назад +23

      How the hell have you gotten in “a number of Rolls”?

    • @davidwebb1872
      @davidwebb1872 2 года назад +5

      What kind of monumental bellend do you have to be to want your DNA sequence imprinted in gold on your cars dashboard though. Imagine waking up one day and thinking that was a good way to spend the vast amounts of money you have the good fortunes to own

  • @zacx6970
    @zacx6970 6 месяцев назад +1

    What am I doing here? When even the big boss of the company I am employed, can't even afford one. 😂

  • @Amandaxt25
    @Amandaxt25 4 года назад +1241

    So... would you be paying us with gold bars, bags of diamonds, the US constitution or the Mona Lisa?

    • @shikhar10001
      @shikhar10001 4 года назад +80

      Statue of liberty is all yours

    • @lolom8772
      @lolom8772 3 года назад +51

      Personally I pay with the souls of the damned, it’s much more efficient

    • @your_dad_18
      @your_dad_18 3 года назад +18

      Ok, Take California

    • @md.zimamahmed9584
      @md.zimamahmed9584 3 года назад +9

      Leaning tower of Pisa and Burj khalifa combined
      Would.....would that be eno.....enough

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 года назад +2

      @@lolom8772 I like how your head works

  • @the6ig6adwolf
    @the6ig6adwolf 4 года назад +648

    If you can't get laid with the stars twinkling inside your Rolls Royce it's never gonna happen.

    • @kylemontano228
      @kylemontano228 4 года назад +12

      Chris L my friend mimicked the star lights in his Ford Explorer and it looks so sick

    • @jaxconf9519
      @jaxconf9519 4 года назад +22

      There are prostitutes and hookers everywhere, anyone can get laid. It's just a matter of who you're willing to do with 😅😏😏

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 4 года назад +7

      if you can't get laid with the stars twinking inside your Rolls Royce it's probably because of your personality

    • @king_has_no_clothskul8635
      @king_has_no_clothskul8635 4 года назад +1

      @Rommie Samboski wtih rolls you wont go for cheap lay anyway.

    • @boomerhgt
      @boomerhgt 4 года назад

      Bruh Sauce When you have money like this you don't need a personality do you

  • @jaydee10251
    @jaydee10251 3 года назад +1463

    The person who wanted their headliner customization to be the constellations on the day they were born....So extra damnnnnn

    • @fuoco1365
      @fuoco1365 3 года назад +192

      When you are rich and making a dream car you probably start to infuse ego into it

    • @TheSilentJorge
      @TheSilentJorge 3 года назад +113

      If I had the money, you can bet your arse I'll be putting Orion on my headliner.

    • @qwerty1994ize
      @qwerty1994ize 3 года назад

      @@TheSilentJorge 😅😂😂😂

    • @revandenburg
      @revandenburg 3 года назад +37

      wonder if He/She was the Same person that had their DNA profile GOLD plated and 3-D Printed as a design for their Dashboard?

    • @joseolivarra7791
      @joseolivarra7791 3 года назад +10

      Fr you know it was a girl

  • @aquaticlives2948
    @aquaticlives2948 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm Mexican-American, all the odds for becoming rich enough to some day own my very own ROLLS ROYCE are stacked against me. I can only dream. Maybe someday i'll wish upon a shooting star and have my ROLLS ROYCE in a gray color with black enterior. I'll never lose hope.

  • @FIGNAS83
    @FIGNAS83 2 года назад +486

    I saw on another RUclips video a guy who bought a Rolls Royce Phantom and broke down in the middle of nowhere. He called some local tow company to take him to a garage. The people in the garage diagnosed the issue but didn't have the part and called Rolls Royce. Rolls Royce sent a chopper with a couple technicians and a new part to replace it free of charge. Now that's first class service.

    • @moon47underground
      @moon47underground 10 месяцев назад +15

      cap

    • @QuanPookie
      @QuanPookie 8 месяцев назад +6

      But it still broke down

    • @S4von
      @S4von 6 месяцев назад +15

      It might be fake, look:
      "The legendary Rolls-Royce incident in Sweden in 1986".
      the CEO and his driver were going from Stockholm to Jönköping. Just around Mjölby, however, the car had broken down. The engine had died... The driver concluded that the problem with the car was most likely serious. Another hour later, a helicopter arrived. Two technicians stepped out and quickly built a small tent over the car before starting to troubleshoot.
      About an hour later, another Rolls-Royce arrived at the scene. It was almost identical to the car owned by Mr. CEO from Stockholm. The technicians quickly transferred the luggage and other belongings from the broken down car, to the new one.
      Customer service at Rolls-Royce in England had not even acknowledged the incident. They had replied that "their cars never break down". Was he really sure it had happened? Maybe he had been dreaming?

    • @ryandanngetich2524
      @ryandanngetich2524 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@QuanPookie Wow your car doesnt

    • @Dbodell8000
      @Dbodell8000 4 месяца назад +1

      I’d prefer a car that didn’t break down in the first place.😂

  • @mystscot9814
    @mystscot9814 3 года назад +1657

    I was in a Rolls-Royce when I was around 20 years old, my job was simply to give my Mum away to my now Stepdad, was a once in a lifetime experience being in a gold-coloured Rolls-Royce for less than 10 minutes, despite the car being an older model at the time, one thing that stood out for me more than anything was the suspension, not once did I ever feel the wheels going over bumps or small potholes in the road, it was truly like riding on air, so smooth and yes the car was practically quiet like it had been well soundproofed. Probably the only time I'll ever be in one ever again.

    • @mystscot9814
      @mystscot9814 3 года назад +69

      @Jesse Mitchell no, Mum not Mom, we don't use Mom here in the UK.

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 3 года назад +33

      your mum just left you to marry an insanely rich guy? thats f-ed up. I know you were alr an adult but still like, it should be easy to get you some privileges

    • @mystscot9814
      @mystscot9814 3 года назад +182

      @@justrandomotaku No, she didn't leave me as such, she was very happy after she met my now Stepdad, he wasn't rich financially, she asked me to give her away on the day of her wedding since her own Dad died many years before she married, I was actually honoured to give my Mum away knowing she was truly happy with her soon to be new Husband.

    • @rushyboy
      @rushyboy 3 года назад +19

      Rolls Royce licensed the suspension system from Citroen in 1965.

    • @fancyyahoo
      @fancyyahoo 3 года назад +37

      @@mystscot9814 "give her away"? No offense, but the wording does seem slightly awkward, considering that you apparently have a good relationship with your Mum.

  • @Xoxoxtoto
    @Xoxoxtoto 4 года назад +2686

    27 coats of paint can be destroyed by 1 coat of pigeon poops

  • @Thanasis_Koligliatis
    @Thanasis_Koligliatis Год назад +1

    - I work in Rolls Royce
    - What do you do there?
    - Embroidery!
    - I, also, paint a stripe with a brush from a squirrel's natural hair!
    And I am the only person in the world that can do that!