The REAL PAX: Furries, Gamer Girls, and Alpha Chads
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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The worst part about sam walking behind me was all the lipsmacking he did. Otherwise overall nice guy, I'd let him marry my Jewish daughter
No
Is that why you're the pumpkin boy? Man has pumpkins for ass cheeks apparently
Welyn isn’t only the best editor, he’s also the best commenter
Lemme see that bumpkin boi butt
*Smacks lips with Malicious intent*
that VR date in washington was a prophecy.
Nah he looks like a discount jake Gyllenhaal
Aqua, don’t listen to them, you’re awesome and I love your content.
@@BIGFOOT-ENT. well of course, the man's a rust content machine, pumping out the very best. But that doesn't change his plagiarized face lmao
He looks distraught
You look like a homeless guu who got his first job
"Eyeballs on the nose, get rid of them"
"I don't have googly eyes"
Now, he never said they were googly eyes. Sam would not last in a court room.
"Yeah sure lemme just..." pops out luigis eyes with brute force "there we are."
Glad you & Dane cook got to hang out, really epic moment.
Hi
Sup irisk
how is Sam so good at these irl videos despite never going outside
Yeesss I would love for him to do more
He's a ctually playing a VR game, what you talking about?
Because Sam is smart asfuck
Because he's married
editing he always tries to make himself look good lol
Let it be known that Sam doesn't support the justification of the Vietnam war
the funny part is it wasn’t even the Vietnam war, it was the Rhodesian Bush WT
War
Really weird seeing as how jews love to get non-jews killed
STORM TALLAHASSEE!!
@@loutenant5421
Wait really? I'm surprised PAX would allow that because American Events and Companies usually only support Wars they were involved in.
On top of that, the US Media likes to portray the Rhodesian Bush War as a "White People vs Black People War"
PAX must have not known about this but i'm sure if it's true we will see Woke Twitter whine about it very soon
How can you un ironically tell someone “go get those googly eyes off of the luigi nose”
by being someone who has never had a semblance of power in their life, and going on a power trip, what a sweaty fucc rag
@@slottur dude people who go on power trips are the fucking worst
@@slottur Mate you try working as security or a bouncer for while and you'll get just as tired of people's random shite as he was! For anyone else involved it's incredibly entertaining, that one dude is hired to stand there all day making sure nobody fucks with the merch, statues or anything else near him - it's not about power, it's about being security in one of the worst places possible - I can imagine the sheer amount of youtubers, streamers, etc a lad like him has to tell off in the course of such an event.
I've worked at a bar, that alone was enough to make me take such an attitude towards problematic people at the end of my shift - I didn't do it for some power trip, I did it because it was incredibly tedious to deal with troublemakers, probably the same deal here (in his case part of his job is likely to make sure nobody messes with the statues).
@@ButterBoyism but why not just pull the googly eyes off himself then?
@@ButterBoyism I have worked security for conventions, a number of times. If I thought someone was going to fuck with the display, I'd go over and stop it when it was happening instead of letting it happen and then twisting some sweaty nerd's arm to fix it. I'm not their dad, I'm not here to teach them valuable life lessons.
High school bullies graduate high school to become PAX security.
You mean the ones bullied in high school?
@@ukko8457 No, they generally turn into shooters or leaders and push their pent up aggression on their underlings. Security and police are generally for the chad bullies who want to feel good about themselves while also being able to use their god complex they have been cultivating over their younger years. (obviously a generalization, not to be taken as all. But definitely happens fairly often.)
zephiro l what
@@tristianooo3180 I thought it was clear enough but to simplify:
People who were high school bullies generally look for a position of power to continue their inflated ego and superiority they felt they had when bullying in highschool.
There are 2 types of bullys. Your stereotypical bad parents, moderately poor, 2-3 underling friends more afraid to be their next victim, than actual friend etc. etc.
An then you have the "chad bullies" who are your jocks that have everything handed to them. The former generally look to be a leader of small groups and continue their bullying as they did in highschool. Chad bullies love the praise they had in highschool and their superiority they felt in high school. So they tend to look for jobs as police, security etc. so they still have a position of power and can be praised for their line of work.
@@zephirol4638 You're right, to an extent
While there are people that go into those lines of work for a position of power, there was *a* person in my Criminal Justice class that was a bully, while the rest (me included) were people from rough backgrounds or kind people who wanted to protect people who couldn't protect themselves
Hell, one of the people that performed best was a trans rights activist that was liked by most people I knew
Noone liked the bully, and he performed terribly
Aqua looks like he belongs in a medium tier rock band from 2004
Welyn you beautiful bitch
The thumbnail says it all, poor Sam is probably scarred for life now
Real Steven Stills energy
one that you would like, know and hang out with occasionally cuz the girl you're FWB with lives with him
He’d fit right in next to prime 2006 Pete Wentz
Buahahahahah
In this video aqua learns the lesson "don't meet your heros" the hard way.
My sides man, they're gone lmfao
I thought Sam was a villain not a hero?
@@LunarLegate hes the deadpool of our reality
Aqua doesnt actually look that bad, id fuck him.
Hot
"You can hover hand thanks for asking" she was definitely bothered by way too many sweaty neckbeards
Somewhere in the Universe there is an aggressive alien race dominated by Women who can't believe how easy Earth Girls have it. Even the ones in Full Body Burkahs are living in a fantasy land.
You remember that when you get abducted. Don't let your guard down!
@@TyPhenirW0LF what
TyPhenirW0LF I don’t know what you’re on, but I want some of it.
"she"
The security guard part made me uncomfortable as hell
The security dude was so sure of himself until you mentioned video evidence and then he immediately buckled lmao
he was waiting for some action all day 😂
A perfect example of the oppression gamers face on a daily basis, caught on tape. Utterly revolting.
Poser yea guys def not happy with his life lmao
@@SnuffyTheSeal69 get your inferior ass pfp outta my sight
time?
Sam legit acts like the cool kid that gets kicked out of class with the security guard
But he looks like the kid who made it to 26 without his first beard hair
I wasn't sure how i felt about that segment until he pointed out the googley eyes on his mic.
@@writer5790 Well to be fair Sam was in the right. He technically didn't place them, his friend did. So the guard was lying to his face. Only fair he take him to task about it by being a smartass.
@@zephirol4638 good to know. I prefure it when the people getting trolled diserve it.
Also as a security guard I would have just taken the eyes off myself rather than bother some dudes who were obviously just tryna mess around. That's like if a kid put a sticker on a toilet and they made him peel it off.
I appreciate the work you put into editing out your off-road mobility scooter
Security guard must have felt like the biggest man, having the privilege to keep watch of the Luigi.
Bruh fuck being a doctor I wanna be the one in charge of watching Luigi
Aqua looks like this is the first time he's left his basement in 3 months
That's probably because this is the first time he's left his basement in 3 months.
More like 3 decades
@@utrak More like 3.... uh.... tgubg
He's been busy smelting ore
Three years actually.
You could tell Aqua regretted meeting Sam.
As soon as he was told not to touch the mic and it was pressed into his lips multiple times, you could see the regret.
but he always looks like that. I think he just generally regrets getting out of bed every day.
he's like "oh great, he's the exact same as in-game, but now he can touch me."
I know your trolling but most guys just be like that. Trolling each other is the best part of having friends.
@@desertedgoat17 fr
8:55 "STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!!"
Sam:"Lives and beaths rust"
Me: there is no way that is healthy
8:55 our glorious jew lord was being racially harrassed by a Luigi sympathizer.
LOL "Eye balls on the NOSE? Get em off."
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, your innocent joke has tweaked my cleft anus and I'm now going to have to schedule an appointment for a readjustment.
That felt really uncomfortable with the googly eyes sam. You should have offered him a bribe... of googly eyes...
Im lowkey pissed at that guard he made lugi like a 100 times better
That security guard was just looking for a reason to be pissed
That guard just has a stick up his ass, he can't even take a joke.
I love sams' antics, he always takes it right on the edge, and then jumps off into a summer sault. (which we know is impossible due to his weight, but lets just suspend disbelief for a sec)
Damn dudes a mad lad, either 0, or 100 never inbetween
I never would have dreamed I'd hear a man say "googly eyes" with such aggression
@@longinus8076 no seriously I DIED
8:55 Sam our rat lord lying in this mans face carrying evidence whilst keeping up his point
Only saw like 4 gamer girls this whole video and I’m quite impressed some of them made the migration successfully through the neck beard lands
I live like two blocks from pax but I didn't go out that weekend because I expressly DIDN'T want to see Sam
Now THAT'S a power move
what a chad. got to show that dominance.
You are the Hero this city deserves.
I do not believe that.
The fat just went to his forehead
Sam has the comedic wit of Norm Mcdonald and the mannerisms of Ed Kemper, there's probably some clinical term for it.
@@GeneralSam Editing is fantastic on this one btw! Love the structure and feel of it.
@@walmart3362 Sam's editing is always top notch.
@@GeneralSam Damn dude, I wish my autism was like that then :(
niels van blitterswijk me too :(
General Sam norm Macdonald doesn’t have autism
you forest video with bizzle is your best video imo. a half hour of two people who play right into eachothers comedy
This was a great video. :)
Sam is gonna leave his wife for a three way with bizzle and aqua
You mean hes gonna leave his secretary?
@@pandagod9678 his Monica Lewinsky
yes
Buffaluficus Bacon More like an orgy with them, Doryu, and Eli.
Im gonna screencap this comment just incase it actually happens
I’ve never seen someone so upset over googly eyes
You haven't lived
He was clearly looking for something to do
@@changedusername159 litterally every enforcer, I was standing in the "firezone" and there were also people sitting down the chick singles me out and was like u gotta get out of MY fire zone 30 minutes later I walk by and a crowd of people are standing there I'm like wow good job
@@gainsthestrong7879 people man
Drew Nicklowitz He wasn't mad at the googly eyes, it was displaced anger about being at his wits end with his lack of control over the six weeks of constipated rock-hard shit rocks he had stored in his near-fatally-impacted colon in that moment.
10:57 I didn't knew DJ Khaled was going to PAX.
6:26 Wait, what game is that? Because that ain’t Vietnam, I recognize those clips, THATS THE RHODESIAN BUSH WAR! HELL YEAH!
Someone please answer
Its the documentary "Frontline Rhodesia" by Richard Cecil.
Lol, Sam looks like hes going for an Adolf Shekler look.
As a German i approve of my favourite Jude to sport a proper German Haircut. He get's a pass, let it be known
Aqua looks at Sam with infinite contempt while Sam is beaming with energy.
Aqua's contempt acts as fuel source for Sam.
That first girl missed an opportunity to say "you're the first".
That guard though. A lot of hostility for impoving on Luigi’s look.
Papa Clark Kent and post cocaine addiction Jake Gyllenhaal are the best bromance
dont forget homeless John Wick
Gpad i wasnt the only one that thought agua looked like Kake Gyllenhaal
@@incognitoroad3770 it's crazy how close Bizzle looks like Keanu Reeves
You and Aqua are very cute gay couple
Welyn would be the twinky guy
Gayest gay couple
Nice
Lesbian*
*bro lover
Bizzle looks like he's from Total War: Three Kingdoms
You got kicked out for googly eyes need I say more
US legal system be like: "$10,000 fine; Vandalism"
@@SpaceMissile Thank god they weren't black.
@@jerry6187 this aged well
Damn Sam, just realized u been slimmin down bruh. I first hopped on when u started making EFT content, and you’ve slowly been slipping into that Chad bod.
Sam came out the womb a Chad
Getting slim enough to slip into that new fursuit...
Heh.
Sam is secretly a furry...
"Secretly"?
@@alexbertil2756 lol bra
We all are at this point.
@@FritoLays1236 Furry confirmed.
He is the furry all furries wanna be like
That photo with the furries is sure to be a family heirloom
0:45 he looks so happy and sad at the same times
Can't wait for Sam to get sued from that security guard
Sam is a jew, so he basically wins lawsuit by default.
This channel is in the >1% of channels on youtube with good content
Greater than 1% of channels? I’d have to agree.
@@SailHatan01 big gay
Just about a year ago I remember seeing a bunch of furries and nerds walking around the streets up here. Now I know why. I put this on you Sam.
Security chad coulda just slapped the eyes off, tf did he waste his time going to you for?
Power trip. It’s why Reddit mods are so ban-happy
security guard's like:
NO FUN ALLOWED!
Sam cheats on his wife with Bizzle (2019 colorized)
you can see all confidence drain from sams eyes while he was being roasted
true😄
Its nice yo see you having fun sam i hope you aqua n bizzle enjoyed your time and i hope to hear more
Its kinda cool to see so many people coming together and having a good time at these things
Kek gay
And the furries
Wrong
Early boy gang rise up
I haven't even slept yet
Dear lord Sam.
That thumbnail scared me.
9:59 The Space Needle is a Manlet compared to the CHAD CN Tower.
Hell yeah, we did it first goddamnit.
That might not be true, but if we didn’t do it first by god we did it taller.
Now that he doesn't have the hotel bath robe, Bizzle looks like a hippie Keanu Reeves.
3:39 I bet that wheeze was 47 minutes long.
Since it's almost the 1 year anniversary of my gas mask facts and the beginning of my actually knowing some shit about gas masks, I figure I'll do one more fun fact here.
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: The M3A1 Army Diaphragm facepiece is an upgraded version of the M3 Army Diaphragm. It includes things like a C11 diaphragm angletube (the plastic plate on the front of the mask which protects the voice diaphragm) which has mounted on it a C8 exhale valve instead of the MVI 'Spearhead' exhale valve. It also changed all the hardware from black to a standardized Class B Gray (some M3A1s have been reconditioned for training which partially includes repainting the diaphragm angletube to black). Another upgrade on the M3A1 is a lower pitch for the hose stem. Before the M3 Diaphragm came the Army MII Diaphragm Mask which was highly outdated and used such things as a stockinette outer layer (a thin woolen webbing meant to increase protection against blister agents) and used outdated manufacturing techniques. The 'Diaphragm' part of the name comes from the voice diaphragm present on the front of the mask. The voice diaphragm is a thin sheet of plastic (in earlier masks it is rubber) that vibrates to allow the wearer's speech to be more audible. Masks with diaphragms used to be used by officers and other people who needed to be heard, but nowadays all masks have them.
Nice
FLW home of the CBRN... and the MPs. Echo 795 June 2018
Shane Campbell ayy Charlie 795, 2018. Grad Nov 11
Man that guard is so darn tough. I’m certain everyone is impressed
If Ed Kemper went to pax. This would be it.
GENERAL SAM LOOKS LIKE ED KEMPER THANK YOU
Dude I was just thinking that omg especially when the furries were holding him
“Oh I don’t have any googly eyes” 👀🎤 😂😂😂😂😂
“It’s just been a very magical evening..”
*gives a look of absolute joy and a face of teaming, oozing to the brim if you would with excitement*
That security guard was tipped off you were coming for sure.
The look on aqua's face. Got that hostage situation expression.
The NordVPN shill last from 2:24-3:56. I know it's what you all came here for.
Thank you mr. Colonel
Honestly it’d dope if Sam did more vlogs, the podcast is the closest thing we get to hearing of his day to day so I’m happy for now :)
As someone in the same professional (Security) take my advice the next time a guard tries to act like your dad and either just deny what he's on you about or just tell him to fuck off. He should have just taken them off himself if he really had a problem with it instead of chasing you down like you stole Luigi's head
Aqua just got that gamer anxiety. Leave him alone forehead man.
🤣
"I don't even use notifications but got here within a minute" gang
i rather be beaten to death with a dildo than play that p2w game
same
I'm of the thinking that " I don't have googlie eyes" as an excuse can get you out of really any sticky situation
I love that he thought about getting on his knees at 1:02
Why did Aqua change from Jake Gyllenhaal on meth to Jamie Oliver on meth? 0:40
Holy fucking
Mikeal Johnsson you posted this 4 months ago and now just saw this and cracked me up god bless you
glad you two got to meet up. legit maybe my two favorite creators on the platform. hope there's a next time
It’s nice to see you spending time with the homeless
10:24 Props to the guy with the amazing Pyre cosplay. My favorite game of all time, and it’s represented, at least in some small way, in a General Sam video.
Didn't know Aqua was such a giga Chad in person
Each time I watch your video I am shocked by how well they are edited.
Funnily enough, I think this is your funniest most well produced piece of media you've showcased yet. Good job Sam, I'm impressed!
"By God, no one is going to touch the Luigi on my watch!" - Oblivion security guard
2:59 good save Sam
Sam better not wash that hand ever again
Love to see you have a Steel Battalion controller 😎
They're badass
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In the thumbnail Sam’s brain is clearly going through the fight or flight response
"Look at the Gamer Chad. Tontifficating." Best moment of Pax so far. 12:09
Pontificating *
i gotta say. this is the funniest channel I watch and am subscribed to. keep it up
Bizzlesnaff is as magnificent as I'd always imagined
Hey Sam, remember when we talked about your grandma and debt at PAX West?
why aqua look like washwd up nathan drake?
At 11:27 my response to that roast would be: the only thing your riding is a mobility scooter
lmao the security guard watched sam put googly eyes on luigi's nose, waited for him to walk away before confronting him about it, told him to take them off, and when he said "no," the guy told him to leave, as he was already leaving.
He didn’t even see Sam do it, cuz Bizzle did
General Sam more like sam
Got em
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Hey you can see my house from there:
Me: Still didn't show up
Why do I have the feeling that your "secretary" is just your wife.
As someone that lives near Seattle I wonder how many people were smoking meth in that very same bench as they sat in the Ferris wheel
I always knew bizzlesnaff was a snack
Now this is epic
This is so wholesome in a twisted kinda way. love your videos Sam
9:44 beautiful shot of Seattle