Hey Sam do your parents think you’re just a regular disappointment or do they know that you're really a disappointment followed by thousands of other disappointments???
Thanks sam! After watching this video I started telling all women I'm a gamer, and I've had nonstop attention. Naturally I deny them all as to stay true to my game society.
7:11 Hello Sam, we understand you're depressed. But self harm is never gonna make you happy. And if you need a shoulder to cry on, we're always here for you. If you need someone to talk to, we're always here for you. But not me, you probably smell bad.
is sam truly a gamer??? I have noticed chad paraphernalia in the top right corner of his camera, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@@borismuller86 he should be able to lift with the pure power of being a m'goodboy, only chads have to workout to wield such a great force as that of the glorious nippon steel katana.
The part where he ruthlessly beats a man with an ale cup. It's an ancient fighting craft that dates back to the mythic ages. No man should be powerful enough to wield this kind of destructional abilities.
@CutThroat Here's some knowledge for you delivered in fun fact format! Fun fact: The American M9 gas mask has been copied by many different nations with a few copies being: the Yugoslavian M1, the Finnish M61 (manufactured by Nokia, now a telephone company), and the South Korean KM9A1 (fielded by Iraq during the Gulf War alongside the aforementioned Yugoslavian M1). The original M9 masks and their upgraded variants are widely considered to be the greatest mask the US ever produced. The M9 series of gas masks was removed from service in 1997 after being in service for exactly 50 years. These masks are not NATO STANAG 4155 compliant as they have 60mm threading for filters. Not only that, but the original filters contain asbestos.
Finally, someone addresses the horrible oppression us gamers have been through. You have no idea how many times society has made me, a proud gamer, has been made to feel inferior by non-gamers. Keep fighting everyone. Get that epic victory royale
7:12 I choked on my drink when this happened and made a mess on the floor....now my dog is going to be tipsy from licking it up before I could clean it....10/10 sam
I showed this to my female friend. Her panties dropped along with a waterfall. Also Minecraft turned me into an architect, fallout taught me how to survive a nuclear apocalypse, hitman taught me to be a dangerous assassin.
As a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do who has been practicing the martial art for over 4 years now, I can confirm Sam is far more efficient in hand to hand combat than I could ever dream to be.
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: I cannot use a large amount of my gas masks due to asbestos, age, or sizing. Here is a list of the ones that I cannot use due to asbestos: British Light Anti Gas Respirator Mark II, Soviet ShM-62u grey, Soviet ShM-62u Black, American M25A1, American M1A1-1-1 non-combatant's gas mask, American M1A2-1-1 non-combatant's gas mask, Soviet MD-1A, Nazi German Volksgasmaske 40, Soviet ShMG (I have substitute filters for this one, though), Czech CM-3, Hungarian M76, West German M62, French T-31, French TC-38, British Baby's Gas Mask, Soviet MD-3, American M3 diaphragm Mask, American M3 diaphragm mask repurposed for training, and the Chinese M65 (maybe. If anyone knows for sure, please tell me). Here's a list of ones I cannot use due to age: American Corrected English Mask with unit stamps belonging to that of Lansing Michigan, American Corrected English Mask personalized by the original owner T.A. Cochrane, 2 American Corrected English Masks with no real special traits, French T-31, French TC-38, and the British Baby's Gas Mask, American Corrected English Mask (Late production). Here's a list of the ones I cannot use due to sizing: Soviet ShM-62u grey, Soviet MD-1A, German Volksgasmaske 40, Czech CM-3, American MCU-2A/P, French T-31, French TC-38, British Baby's Gas Mask, Soviet MD-3, and the Israeli M4. Sorry that this was kind of a bad fact. I was not prepared for today so I had to use this one that I had no plans of using
@Storm Cloaks Thank you! I will try my best to continue my months-long streak of never missing a video with a fun fact. Of course, I will be going off to college later this year so it may become more difficult.
EA turned me into a hard business man that makes me flex on my own fans despite destroying multiple non-epic gamer business that I used for my own improvement.
Dude, I swear to God man my school administration knows your channel because when I bought one of your shirts and they looked at me all day and all I thought was "yo Sam was right this t-shirt does get the ladies. But there kind of old form me" and went through out my day then got called down to the office and was told to take that shirt off or put something over it I then walked out of the office and just walked away feeling noticed
THE INTRO HAHA nice shirt btw also get some foot sensors that would be cool and you could do the 300 well scene better unless that chick fil a is getting to ya
diablo 2 turned me into the ruthless businessman that I am today.
Why do you deal with Sam at all.
Not going to lie, but I still am kicking arse on D2 LOD. Get on my level
Yup
It's all about the stone o' jordans, baybee
The only thing ruthless about aqua is his meth addiction
I completely believe you are a martial artist because I’ve never seen anyone hit a dab faster than you did in the introduction.
the speed and velocity on that one
@@zakprom7850 Far exceeded the speed of a cockroach
Oh yeah Yeah I agree
I have seen you on instagram wtf
Utterly Insane nah
Do not push this man into a self-defense situation.
Rat Guy
General Samaad Al Haiid.
PEACEKEEPER
If you wake a sleeping dragon don’t be upset if it karate chops you in the dick.
Conceal Carry? Nah mate, all you need is the *Sam Self-Defense Seminar.*
sam your face says nerd but your hairy arms and shirt say bad guy in a buddy cop movie
Kyle Arrior hes got Tyler Durden camouflage on.
Hollywood will never let there be a Jewish bad guy. No fucking way.
Just in real life
He is a bad guy but also a Nerd.
That means that the Mary Sue will try to predict his movements and die.
0:54 - excuse me, Sam.
*AFRICAN-AMERICAN BELT*
belt of color
n word belt
obamas wife get down
Classic
@@s4n714g000 Nelt?
It's still hard to believe this man is a father
Incoherent Screaming bitch you married one
Hey he’s not a good one so 🤷♂️
John Timmers and how do you know?
@@johntimmers1483 thats fucked
Hey Sam do your parents think you’re just a regular disappointment or do they know that you're really a disappointment followed by thousands of other disappointments???
Both wish I'd just die daily so I can stop being a constant embarrassment
@@GeneralSam you really are a disappointment sam i wish alongside you
General Sam if that invasion of Tallahassee had been a success they’d have to stfu around their overlord son.
@@GeneralSam That's how Mafia works.
@@GeneralSam LOOOOL
Sam:”gamers are the most advanced fighters”
Also Sam: *stabs himself with a spear while attempting to throw it*
that was awesome.
He was hungry for blood, even his own.
Thanks sam! After watching this video I started telling all women I'm a gamer, and I've had nonstop attention. Naturally I deny them all as to stay true to my game society.
Michael nichols don’t you dare let them see your katana.
I tried showcasing my gamer masculinity to some girls and i got arrested.
I thought beating girls with a shield turned them on, but it turns them off
Why you got those weights in the background acting like you actually exercise
They're green screened into frame to cover up a pile of Krispy Kreme donuts that sits there
@@GeneralSam mmmmm
@@GeneralSam expired
Oi fam I bought the big iron mug and I gotta say I'm very impressed by your danky swanky content beautiful
7:10 Magneto discovering his powers
Do you think god stays in heaven, for he too fears what he has created?
Yes
He’s afraid of what a great general Sam is
I was here before 20 likes
Justin Y. No, he probably doesn’t want to deal with Jews
Justin Y. Love the Steve Buscemi quote
7:11 Hello Sam, we understand you're depressed. But self harm is never gonna make you happy. And if you need a shoulder to cry on, we're always here for you. If you need someone to talk to, we're always here for you.
But not me, you probably smell bad.
Can you remake the Broke Back Mountain fight scene
10:17
BRO U DID NOT JUST SAY CHIPS CHALLENGE OMFG
Captain August we were forged in the fires of CC.
Thank you Sam, very cool!
Vanix Rainey is gay
No u
All of your interactions with your wife are comedy gold.
3 videos in a week? this is rare
Better keep it up
When your trying to recreate the fight scene from Ace Ventura pet detective 7:08
2:17
Kind of disappointed you didn't respond with "The strength of street knowledge".
10:21 That look...
I can almost see the pain in the AI's eyes
sam goes sicko mode in vr
That quick dab literally made me cry
is sam truly a gamer??? I have noticed chad paraphernalia in the top right corner of his camera, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
They're so tiny though
I just have them for research purposes
How else is one supposed to display an authentic Hanwei Practical XL katana other than by impaling it in a trapped chad trying to lift weights? 🤔
@@borismuller86 he should be able to lift with the pure power of being a m'goodboy, only chads have to workout to wield such a great force as that of the glorious nippon steel katana.
The part where he ruthlessly beats a man with an ale cup. It's an ancient fighting craft that dates back to the mythic ages. No man should be powerful enough to wield this kind of destructional abilities.
This is already a cursed video and I'm not even 10 seconds in.
holy shit. at the end when he said " u didn't say no homo" literally made my fucking day. This is my new favorite video
I love you Samuel, please fill us with your intelligence and fantastic knowledge, when are we gonna capture those Chick-Filet’s ?
@CutThroat Here's some knowledge for you delivered in fun fact format!
Fun fact: The American M9 gas mask has been copied by many different nations with a few copies being: the Yugoslavian M1, the Finnish M61 (manufactured by Nokia, now a telephone company), and the South Korean KM9A1 (fielded by Iraq during the Gulf War alongside the aforementioned Yugoslavian M1). The original M9 masks and their upgraded variants are widely considered to be the greatest mask the US ever produced. The M9 series of gas masks was removed from service in 1997 after being in service for exactly 50 years. These masks are not NATO STANAG 4155 compliant as they have 60mm threading for filters. Not only that, but the original filters contain asbestos.
@@botstowo9561 You're the best.
*Samantha
That little Achilles bounce made made my year! A True Gamer-Loving-Hot Pocket Eating-Machine is EXACTLY what I just witnessed 💫 💃
*_Now this is an epic gamer moment._*
Doki Doki uwu
@@Kiddy7180 *_OwO_*
4:17 the rare genuine laugh that isnt just a wheeze
You ever gonna uploadsome more sub rosa?
I got a video in the works
@@GeneralSam you better have that goddamn video out soon sam or else
@@GeneralSam Oh god i just came
@@GeneralSam thank God those are always the funniest videos to watch
He did within the last 7 days
9:10 your new name should be General Samal Toe...
0:44 Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
When you hit the guy with the cup I giggled. Now my abs are cramped... man its tough to be a gamer
Afther this video 3 girls have asked me out, thank you Sam!
He has ascended to the highest form of godhood, none shall surpass this immortal being.
so i wrote in my tinder bio: "girls, watch this before texting me"
Has it worked
We must know. Did it work?
well he hasn't been back; i assume he found a girl and moved on. 😢
He's drowning in p*ssy probably
XD
Finally, someone addresses the horrible oppression us gamers have been through. You have no idea how many times society has made me, a proud gamer, has been made to feel inferior by non-gamers. Keep fighting everyone. Get that epic victory royale
"L.A. Noire has helped us with our detective skills." - X (Doubt)
7:12 I choked on my drink when this happened and made a mess on the floor....now my dog is going to be tipsy from licking it up before I could clean it....10/10 sam
7:08. Representation of true martial arts
I showed this to my female friend. Her panties dropped along with a waterfall.
Also Minecraft turned me into an architect, fallout taught me how to survive a nuclear apocalypse, hitman taught me to be a dangerous assassin.
My grandma had the same shirt for her table!
bruh i cant believe you would do him like that, saying no homo is a sacred ritual
I got an HTC Vive and I've already did a somersault in the process of destroying my walls. It is not looking too good for me
How did you fuck it up THAT bad?
So were you trying to destroy your walls and accidentally did a somersault?
Logan Browning hey just know it was a fighting game I wanted to feel like a badass
@@darrelh1051 Fair enough
Do you know the name of this game
I'm ready for General Sam to become general of the gamers.
"Once you have a girl, you're not one of us"
That's why I have a boy
As a first degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do who has been practicing the martial art for over 4 years now, I can confirm Sam is far more efficient in hand to hand combat than I could ever dream to be.
Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy!
Fun fact: I cannot use a large amount of my gas masks due to asbestos, age, or sizing. Here is a list of the ones that I cannot use due to asbestos: British Light Anti Gas Respirator Mark II, Soviet ShM-62u grey, Soviet ShM-62u Black, American M25A1, American M1A1-1-1 non-combatant's gas mask, American M1A2-1-1 non-combatant's gas mask, Soviet MD-1A, Nazi German Volksgasmaske 40, Soviet ShMG (I have substitute filters for this one, though), Czech CM-3, Hungarian M76, West German M62, French T-31, French TC-38, British Baby's Gas Mask, Soviet MD-3, American M3 diaphragm Mask, American M3 diaphragm mask repurposed for training, and the Chinese M65 (maybe. If anyone knows for sure, please tell me).
Here's a list of ones I cannot use due to age: American Corrected English Mask with unit stamps belonging to that of Lansing Michigan, American Corrected English Mask personalized by the original owner T.A. Cochrane, 2 American Corrected English Masks with no real special traits, French T-31, French TC-38, and the British Baby's Gas Mask, American Corrected English Mask (Late production).
Here's a list of the ones I cannot use due to sizing: Soviet ShM-62u grey, Soviet MD-1A, German Volksgasmaske 40, Czech CM-3, American MCU-2A/P, French T-31, French TC-38, British Baby's Gas Mask, Soviet MD-3, and the Israeli M4.
Sorry that this was kind of a bad fact. I was not prepared for today so I had to use this one that I had no plans of using
Botstowo ur my favorite part of this channel pls never leave
@Storm Cloaks Thank you! I will try my best to continue my months-long streak of never missing a video with a fun fact. Of course, I will be going off to college later this year so it may become more difficult.
You remind me of the train fact man
You mean the USR rep
You fuckin everywhere I go
I love stories with a good moral at the end. This did not have one, but who else am I gonna watch while eating some California mix popcorn?
Okay, now this is epic
Make this a series call it why gamers are the leaders and each one shows off a certain strength of the gamers
#gamersriseup
I sent this to a girl i was flirting with and said "im sorry, but i must remain loyal to my people" and shes ghosted me, thanks sam
He throws the spear into himself 😂😂😂 I’ve never seen that happen before, I didn’t even know that could happen.🤣
Lmfao! Any video that references Chips Challenge deserves an instant like!
You a not a true gamer unless you got the Age Of Empires II soundtrack sounding off in your house 24/7.
Hex nah bruh, you ain’t a gamer till YOUVE WATCHED MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
@@swagcat7779 Yeah, Joel Hodgeson is my uncle and he is by far the coolest uncle in the family.
Wants to prove gamers are super good at fighting to women
Sam: *Kills mostly women*
this man has a wife and 2 kids
Sadly
You are a hero, badass and master of material arts at once. Maybe I should show a link of this video on my dating app profile to get a girl
That office meme was God tier
that last little bitgave me the chuckles
Excuse me fellow games but may I ask what is thou name of vr game?
Lmao this shit was way funnier than I thought 😂😂 them hit marker sounds tho
my peepee hard
I never thought i'd truly witness 'peak male performance' well done good sir.
bruh sound effect#447
This is revolutionary Sam this video might just gave us gamers chance
Can anyone tell me what track his outro is from?
7:11 impeccable throw. Gamers are masterace
Was that your mom on the phone?
It's like a marvel movie you always have to stay past the credits for that prime content, no homo.
Hey daddy
EA turned me into a hard business man that makes me flex on my own fans despite destroying multiple non-epic gamer business that I used for my own improvement.
Danny davito lol
ironically, with the state that us gamers are in, we've become the complete chad we've sworn to destroy
is grabma like ligma?
rj *Long Sigh What’s Ligma?
Thanks for helping out all us gamer boys.
Tf is grabma ?
Retr0 Josh grab my ligma
sam is getting really comfortable with the fact that there are no girls arounds here
there is no telling how far he might take this
notice me senpai UwU
SLIT MY WRIST hot
7:07 I literally laughed so hard a turtle head poked out
Trump 2020
Yeah buddy!!!
Sam being able to be a gamer and have a girl makes him the chad of gamers.
Sam is a true gamer. He has a mighty moose knuckle to state his claim.of authority and purebred lineage
Sam.....seriously, your videos are the best, you'r the only one that make my winna hard with your videos. Cheers from Brazil.
The hero gamers deserve, but not the one they need.
VR is teaching us just how violent we can be
M&B Warband turned me into a half-naked horseman with a huge axe.
No problems with girls, I can capture them any time now
Dude, I swear to God man my school administration knows your channel because when I bought one of your shirts and they looked at me all day and all I thought was "yo Sam was right this t-shirt does get the ladies. But there kind of old form me" and went through out my day then got called down to the office and was told to take that shirt off or put something over it
I then walked out of the office and just walked away feeling noticed
Honestly just getting to see sams manly dad bod for 10 minutes straight is better than getting with any Stacy.
I DIED WHEN HE STABBED HIMSELF WITH THE SPEAR
That's a high quality/sexy shirt u have there sam. The rose on the collar matches up to the one on the shoulder
SAM HAS THE FORCE IT'S BEEN PROVEN!!!
"I aint got no time for book learning, I'm beating bitches up----------" - General Sam 2019
This is like footage before Mr. Plinkett lost his mind.
Acheivement unlocked "Maximum moistness"
THE INTRO HAHA nice shirt btw also get some foot sensors that would be cool and you could do the 300 well scene better unless that chick fil a is getting to ya