George Tells The Truth | The Truth | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- What is papier-mâché!?
From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2 'The Truth': After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild romance with her roommate heats up
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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2:19 George is gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
noliana,,,biliana
The really funny part is that all of the excuses that George gave her are 100% true.
WHAT IS PAPIER MACHET? 😂😂 gets me every time
3:05 the way George introduced Jerry and Jerry’s little wave. 😂
Oh please…$4 is fine
Never tell the truth…no matter how much ask
Big shout out to the mysterious Bob Sacamano. lol😄
She's gorgeous
1:18 she took the salt and peper shakers
practical upshot: she can work on her 'Papier Maché' hats while she's institutionalized
Lol Kramer leaving the apartment when George says I broke up with her is so not his style. He should of stuck around for all the gossip & info like the Kramer we all know!! Double exclamation point.
Copies?? Who makes copies??🤔
0:56 its that Junior Soprano in the background ? , LOL
0:40😂😂😂 u want the truth 😂😂😂i love his energy 1:08
ALWAYS KEEP COPIES PEOPLE.
Putting the large salt and pepper shakers in her handbag 1:16 might have been the first clue of where she'd end up going
Papea mache?😂
01:04 Love that "Go on"
Did she really put the salt and pepper shakers in her bag?? 1:16
Yes! She brings her own 😂
Duh she brings her own
She looks so much better without the chopsticks.
this really was the precursor to George finally just deciding to do the opposite
$4 is fine!!
Eve!
HE can't HANDLE the Truth!
she brought her own salt and pepper shakers?
$4 😂
She is like that Donna Chang girl.
3:55 she's trying not to laugh I think. :)
Pocketbook is neither a book, nor a pocket.
What is it
Kramer escaping lol
Was that Charlie at the counter In The diner?
And who makes copies??😂
who makes copies?
someone going to be audited would
"SamuEEEEEEEELLL"
1:29 lmao "oh please....4 dollars is fine"
Typical Costanza
“I can fix her” 😂
Bob Sacomano
Doesn't die of rabies, immune to shock treatment. I'm thinking Sacomano is supernatural.
You didn't put I'm unemployed and live with my parents?!
Who’s Bob Sacramento?
2:00 Kramer silently slinks away XD
The bob Sacramento story is think is longer than the art vandelai story, did bob even exist for real????
I thought she pulled the outfit off! Wearing it to a date at a diner, however...
Why did Kramer leave??
"What is papier mache?" is the original "Who is kafkaesque?"
I recently wanted to break up with this girl - she was even more neurotic then the girl George dumped in this episode - so my girlfriend refused to accept it when i said i was not right for her - then i brought out the big guns - i confessed i was a secret Trump supporter, made monthly donations to his campaign - that did it - have not heard from her since - thanks Don!
Is that junior soprano in the background
George used his "It's not you, it's me" routine here 😂😂😂
That's 'his' routine!
Nobody does it better than him
If it's anyone, it's him.
Why shouldn't he use it, he invented it.
@Ian Finrir you damn right it's him
She stole the glass?
What "glass"? You mean the salt and pepper shakers? My guess is she brought them from home.
"I say stupid things all the time I can't go two minutes without saying something stupid it's one stupid thing after another."
😅😂🤣😁
"Oh please.....$4"😂😂😂
1:16 - Why does she take the salt & pepper shakers with her when she leaves?
BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO LAND HERSELF IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
I believe she brought her own to the diner…
So she was crazy
He's so pathetic.
And you didn't even call him Samuel, you called him "Samuellll" 🤣🤣
The casting of the support roles was always spot on. This girl was excellent.
She was very convincing.
@@BreannaMae "Joey Bear!" Lol, when she played on Wings.
@@BreannaMae She goes on to play a teacher in Young Sheldon
@@tumadoireacht I don't watch television these days, so I'll have to take your word for it.
@@BreannaMae I am so happy you shared that with me.
The girl looks beautiful.
🤔🤔🤔🙄
This is Jason Alexander at it’s best. When he breaks down it’s hilarious
a little Kramer went a long way with me. I'm always about George. Jason Alexander should have won an Emmy. and Jackie Chiles lol!
@@suzycreamcheesez4371 Just watch the older seasons, there’s less Kramer.
@@Jaundice__ mahalo
I always preferred Jean Alexander.
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution."
Yes, that is what he said
Actually it's the same thing ☺️
@@thegoldensealion9463 Okay?
That line had me crying xD
Ross geller says hi
People say they want the truth but when they get it, well you see the results here.
The last thing women want is the truth
4:39 George makes a face when the girl calls Jerry Jerome LOL
George doing roasts before roasts were popular
1:17 She just straight up stole the salt and pepper shakers
No. she brought her own because she needs a special kind instead of the ones the restaurant supplies. She's that pretentious.
Kind of like when Jerry brings his own maple syrup and George brings an outside cucumber.
The woman passing the table gives her a look because of it too
1:45 m/s - "Get The Papers, Get The Papers." - Jimmy Two Times
SEINFELD WANTED BIGGER AND BETTER PARTS IN HIS TV SERIES SO THE WRITERS DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD REPEAT CERTAIN PHRASES TWICE THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT THE COMEDY WRITERS COULD COME UP WITH TO MAKE SEINFELD MORE FUNNY AND OFFER HIM MORE SCREEN TIME. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
I've always loved how Miss Paper Mache takes some of the condiments from the table and puts them into her bag @1:17! One of them is the pepper shaker I think but the other one I have never been able to tell what it was. Poor Jerome and his Tax papers!
Haha I've seen every episode many times over but I've never noticed this! Thanks for pointing that out--also it looks like a jar of mustard or parmesan cheese or something--some kind of condiment
Looks like a to-go coffee cup to me
She's so pretentious that she brought her own pepper shaker and condiments to the diner
Think she brought her own pepper grinder etc
I noticed but I assumed being pretentious she brought her own.
She just stole the restaurant's salt and pepper shakers
Jerry is a stimky Jooh
I always found her to be incredibly attractive
Yup she's smokin
Yuk
I, too, find her stunning. I wonder what her name is.
A natural beauty.
She looks very Irish to me.
“I love the chopsticks; I, I personally prefer a fork, but they look very nice.” 🤣
Wow. You used a semicolon. I think I love you.
@@freezo244It is pretentious
@@Sedat028 you used a capital letter - how pretentious!
@@andrasszabo1570 I like your spirit to fight. Keep it on. You will get somewhere!
She can't pull that outfit off like Kirsten Dunst did in Spider-Man.
A movie that came out a decade later bruh
Oh, the days of $4 lunch.
Y'know I've seen this like a million times and I'm just now noticing the little face George makes when she calls Jerry "Jerome". That's commitment I can't believe I never noticed that before.
the sigh and the eyeroll is very effective
George is “gonna go get the papers. Get the papers.”
Fixes tie
Hahahaahha two times Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣
Might trigger someone saying this but I liked Goodfellas more than the Godfather....
😂😂😂 Goodfells
Nice Goodfellas reference
chopstick lady is gorgeous
In Seinfeld universe, seemingly normal people are killed, deported or straight away thrown into mental institution 😂
seemingly!
PiG maaan , is all I say ☝️
Just like in real life.
@@schizotypeseraph ideally!
No different from reality
*Closin'*
Nothing. Pragmatic drunkards, soldiers, who cannot reach the top shelf of tankards with a lost measure of lemon and canker sores, snobbery above lust and love, blanks in blankets under glass trinkets, a forest of lost strings.
They make a show in a mental institution and makes it a no big deal and funny. I love Seinfeld/David for it. So much humanity.
"How much do I owe?"
"Oh please............ 4 dollars is fine."
the last part: I KEEP copies of everything!
I don't know how to love.....
Brilliant
Sam-muel-EL!
I like Georges expression at 4:42 when she calls Jerry, Jerome.
She said Jerry you are the "Jerome" with papers, unsure where it came from.
@@narajuna George does the eye roll because one of his pet peeves about her was she called everyone by their first name! LOL
@@proudbirther1998 sound terrible, knowing folks first name and using it ! But how did she get that private first name ??
@@narajuna She had his name from his Tax Forms Geoge gave to her
@@proudbirther1998 4:39 "O *Jerry* you are...." ....now was she not too cuckoo to look at them? I was asking on "Everyone" the Doorman etc.
Ew Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!
This beautiful lady can act and she was great for the show
She has a body like Leslie Ann Warren maybe shes worth the Chopsticks
Valerie Mahaffey.
Totally convincing that she is in to George. No other of George's dates on the show were really able to do that.
😂😂😂
*I'm ridded with personal problems* 😂
3:53 Looks like Bill Hader
Oh please..4 dollars is enough 😂😂😂
@3:50 Jerry's hand gestures 😆
This episode was sooooo . . . PRETENTIOUS. hahahahahahaaha
I love how it looks like she says "Moi?" right after George calls her pretentious 😂😂
Yeah, I thought that was a neat reaction by her :)
I loved her name was Patrice. That’s my name. 😂😂😂
“It’s one stupid thing after another” “are you saying you wanna continue seeing me”
Jason Alexander playing Larry David 😂
"So let me ask you, when you come to one of these places, what do you bring, your pocketbook?" 😆
Hey she stole the pepper grinder!
2:18 George "Two Times" Costanza: "I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers"
She was too hot for George
Jerome should've kept some copies.
“Who makes copies?” anyone & everyone who has ever been audited.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Absolutely!
Rookie move to not make copies of your documents
I hope you don't keep the copies in the same place you keep the originals.
Sam-you-el