George Tells The Truth | The Truth | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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From Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 2 'The Truth': After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild romance with her roommate heats up
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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This is Jason Alexander at it’s best. When he breaks down it’s hilarious
a little Kramer went a long way with me. I'm always about George. Jason Alexander should have won an Emmy. and Jackie Chiles lol!
@@suzycreamcheesez4371 Just watch the older seasons, there’s less Kramer.
@@Jaundice__ mahalo
I always preferred Jean Alexander.
“I love the chopsticks; I, I personally prefer a fork, but they look very nice.” 🤣
Wow. You used a semicolon. I think I love you.
@@freezo244It is pretentious
@@unalson9514 you used a capital letter - how pretentious!
@@andrasszabo1570 I like your spirit to fight. Keep it on. You will get somewhere!
"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution."
Yes, that is what he said
Actually it's the same thing ☺️
@@thegoldensealion9463 Okay?
That line had me crying xD
Ross geller says hi
George used his "It's not you, it's me" routine here 😂😂😂
That's 'his' routine!
Nobody does it better than him
If it's anyone, it's him.
Why shouldn't he use it, he invented it.
@Ian Finrir you damn right it's him
The casting of the support roles was always spot on. This girl was excellent.
She was very convincing.
@@BreannaMae "Joey Bear!" Lol, when she played on Wings.
@@BreannaMae She goes on to play a teacher in Young Sheldon
@@tumadoireacht I don't watch television these days, so I'll have to take your word for it.
@@BreannaMae I am so happy you shared that with me.
The way kramer walked out of the room was hilarious
He needed to get this thoughts together in order to tell George he shouldn't have done what he did.
It's because earlier in the scene, Jerry tells Elaine that, if it wasn't for George's girlfriend, he would've killed Kramer. Kramer's the one who got him to donate money to a phony charity which resulted in him getting audited.
hes like nope lol
Practically slid through a barely open door and closed it without a sound. 😀
Right I died😭
George is “gonna go get the papers. Get the papers.”
Fixes tie
Hahahaahha two times Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣
Might trigger someone saying this but I liked Goodfellas more than the Godfather....
😂😂😂 Goodfells
Nice Goodfellas reference
Y'know I've seen this like a million times and I'm just now noticing the little face George makes when she calls Jerry "Jerome". That's commitment I can't believe I never noticed that before.
the sigh and the eyeroll is very effective
Oh please..4 dollars is enough 😂😂😂
In Seinfeld universe, seemingly normal people are killed, deported or straight away thrown into mental institution 😂
seemingly!
PiG maaan , is all I say ☝️
Just like in real life.
@@schizotypeseraph ideally!
No different from reality
This beautiful lady can act and she was great for the show
She has a body like Leslie Ann Warren maybe shes worth the Chopsticks
Valerie Mahaffey.
Totally convincing that she is in to George. No other of George's dates on the show were really able to do that.
I've always loved how Miss Paper Mache takes some of the condiments from the table and puts them into her bag @1:17! One of them is the pepper shaker I think but the other one I have never been able to tell what it was. Poor Jerome and his Tax papers!
Haha I've seen every episode many times over but I've never noticed this! Thanks for pointing that out--also it looks like a jar of mustard or parmesan cheese or something--some kind of condiment
Looks like a to-go coffee cup to me
She's so pretentious that she brought her own pepper shaker and condiments to the diner
Think she brought her own pepper grinder etc
I noticed but I assumed being pretentious she brought her own.
I love how it looks like she says "Moi?" right after George calls her pretentious 😂😂
Yeah, I thought that was a neat reaction by her :)
George is the best character ever in a series
George is great and has some great, relatable pieces but personally I think Kramer takes the show from a funny sitcom to hilarious farce. His eccentricity takes it to the next level so he is therefore the best character.
1:18 she took the salt and peper shakers
"How much do I owe?"
"Oh please............ 4 dollars is fine."
I like Georges expression at 4:42 when she calls Jerry, Jerome.
She said Jerry you are the "Jerome" with papers, unsure where it came from.
@@narajuna George does the eye roll because one of his pet peeves about her was she called everyone by their first name! LOL
@@proudbirther1998 sound terrible, knowing folks first name and using it ! But how did she get that private first name ??
@@narajuna She had his name from his Tax Forms Geoge gave to her
@@proudbirther1998 4:39 "O *Jerry* you are...." ....now was she not too cuckoo to look at them? I was asking on "Everyone" the Doorman etc.
1:17 She just straight up stole the salt and pepper shakers
No. she brought her own because she needs a special kind instead of the ones the restaurant supplies. She's that pretentious.
Kind of like when Jerry brings his own maple syrup and George brings an outside cucumber.
The woman passing the table gives her a look because of it too
2:00 Kramer silently slinks away XD
I like this female character.
She might be pretentios, maybe even crazy, but she's also honest and wants honesty from others.
Pretentios and honest are not always mutually exclusive.
She is humble and eccentric, he humbled herself even asked if she is one on the wrong for that male cow. She ain't toxic or sociopathic. It hurt her feelings on negatively focusing on insignificat things.
no man, she would be much trouble long term. run.
She stole the salt and pepper shakers from off the table.
@@montag4516she brought her own Colombo.
After this episode, I make copies of all my receipts.
I take a photo and mail it to myself.
I always found her to be incredibly attractive
Yup she's smokin
Yuk
I, too, find her stunning. I wonder what her name is.
A natural beauty.
She looks very Irish to me.
“It’s one stupid thing after another” “are you saying you wanna continue seeing me”
Jerome should've kept some copies.
*I'm ridded with personal problems* 😂
"So let me ask you, when you come to one of these places, what do you bring, your pocketbook?" 😆
Kramer's friends are one of a kind 😂 Bob Sacamano, Brody, The friend that eats horse meat..
That would be Jay Reimenschneider.
Find something to eat if u you can m
Don't forget Lomez.
And Franklin Delanor Romanowski
Stan the Caddy
1:29 lmao "oh please....4 dollars is fine"
Typical Costanza
That little wince George does is something I’ve seen on Larry David’s face many times in Curb. Wonderful job, Jason.
Oh, the days of $4 lunch.
DON'T LIE GEORGE!!!
I'M NOT A LIAR!!!! 😂🤣
Oh man, you cut the part when elaine told george the truth and he freaks out
"You're a little... careful with money"
@@tasha5074 "I'm cheap?! You're saying I'm cheap?!?"
When I was working, I spent baby! 🤣
0:56 its that Junior Soprano in the background ? , LOL
4:39 George makes a face when the girl calls Jerry Jerome LOL
George Costanza, best sitcom character ever!
01:04 Love that "Go on"
2:18 George "Two Times" Costanza: "I'm gonna get the papers, get the papers"
Did she really put the salt and pepper shakers in her bag?? 1:16
Yes! She brings her own 😂
Look at that, even when George manages to do the right thing, it costs other people their sanity and livelihoods.
Every single time Jerry has to depend on George, it ends in constant….complete….failure
Clearly, Jerry is incapable of learning important life lessons.
...i am suggesting, that Honorable comedian acting Award finally be presented to Jason Alexander, ...we all know how much he deserves it... 🙏❤️🌹
Hear, hear. About time too.
Kramer: Aight, imma head out
“Who makes copies?” anyone & everyone who has ever been audited.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Absolutely!
Rookie move to not make copies of your documents
I hope you don't keep the copies in the same place you keep the originals.
Yes it is your chopsticks ... But it's so much more!!!
"Oh please ... 4 dollars!"
the Kramer walk out 💀
This lady goes onto teach Sheldon Cooper in Texas after this.
It's a younger, taller version of George's mother...
"I say stupid things all the time I can't go two minutes without saying something stupid it's one stupid thing after another."
😅😂🤣😁
There really is a time and place to be truthful lol
No, there really isn't. I wanted to believe that there was, but I was burned every..singe..time. Just don't do it. You can pepper a little truth in there to make it believable, but that's it.
... ❤️ George ❤️, one and only, ... you are saving my life, you know Seinfeld, and you who posts these video segments...God bless you... ❤️🙏🌹
When a woman ask Goerge why he's breaking up with her, and he Thanos snaps and destroys her self-esteem and then doubles back and makes her pay for her half of the meal lol.
Sigma grindset
I didn't know that the Redpill, manosphere reached this side of RUclips.
Out of all of George’s girlfriends my favorite is Nancy Klopper. I once dated a woman like her
who hasn't? you know what they say: crazy in the head, crazy in......
was Klopper the Lopper?
I hope you didn't use crib notes.
One of my best of Seinfeld.
Whenever you have to give the blunt truth to someone about their behavior, it is about the earrings and the chopsticks, but it's always so much more.
Girl: you didn’t comment on the chopsticks.
George: I love chopsticks. Though I personally prefer a fork.
“His synapses were so large” 😂
Jerry’s sneaker game is undefeated.
Until Mom and Pop stole them
Putting the large salt and pepper shakers in her handbag 1:16 might have been the first clue of where she'd end up going
3:12 Since I first saw the episode, this is exactly how I wave to people I'm low-key being condescending towards.
This is hilarious, ironically being completely truthful with my gf's eludes me, there's no way you can be brutally honest, so I keep thoughts to myself, but secretly I wished I'd had been more open, but it would've caused friction, so silence was my way. lol idk, relationships vex me.
Wow! That breakup at the beginning went a LOT better than I was expecting!
"Who so only belongs to his age, references only it's popinjays and mumbo jumbos"
TOMMY C!! 😀
“I can fix her” 😂
She's gorgeous
People say they want the truth but when they get it, well you see the results here.
The last thing women want is the truth
George plays the perfect Dink
That was the funniest thing Kramer ever did! Lol 🤣
1:45 m/s - "Get The Papers, Get The Papers." - Jimmy Two Times
SEINFELD WANTED BIGGER AND BETTER PARTS IN HIS TV SERIES SO THE WRITERS DECIDED THAT HE SHOULD REPEAT CERTAIN PHRASES TWICE THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT THE COMEDY WRITERS COULD COME UP WITH TO MAKE SEINFELD MORE FUNNY AND OFFER HIM MORE SCREEN TIME. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
this really was the precursor to George finally just deciding to do the opposite
the last part: I KEEP copies of everything!
unfortunately, you cut out the "not good" scene. It is, in my opinion, the best part of the episode.
You can’t even say Samuel you have to say SAM-U-ELLLLL UHH!
Was that Charlie at the counter In The diner?
And who makes copies??😂
The truth... You want the truth... It's your earirngs... It's your chopsticks 🤣
Kramer escaping lol
I recently wanted to break up with this girl - she was even more neurotic then the girl George dumped in this episode - so my girlfriend refused to accept it when i said i was not right for her - then i brought out the big guns - i confessed i was a secret Trump supporter, made monthly donations to his campaign - that did it - have not heard from her since - thanks Don!
I've driven women to lesbianism before, but not on a mental institution 😂😂😂 typical george haha 😅😅
@3:50 Jerry's hand gestures 😆
Did she take the salt and pepper??
0:40😂😂😂 u want the truth 😂😂😂i love his energy 1:08
3:55 she's trying not to laugh I think. :)
I loved her name was Patrice. That’s my name. 😂😂😂
And you didn't even call him Samuel, you called him "Samuellll" 🤣🤣
Doesn't die of rabies, immune to shock treatment. I'm thinking Sacomano is supernatural.
I personally prefer a fork 😂
1:16 - Why does she take the salt & pepper shakers with her when she leaves?
BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO LAND HERSELF IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. AHAHAHA AHAHAHA LOL
I believe she brought her own to the diner…
So she was crazy
"PAPIER MACHE?! WHAT?!?! IS PAPIER MACHE?!?!"
Juust chatting.. Veeery friendly.. 😂😂
3:53 Looks like Bill Hader
4 dollars is fine XD
She just stole the restaurant's salt and pepper shakers
Is that junior soprano in the background
This episode was sooooo . . . PRETENTIOUS. hahahahahahaaha
They sound like Frank and Estelle Costanza.
They make a show in a mental institution and makes it a no big deal and funny. I love Seinfeld/David for it. So much humanity.
Hey she stole the pepper grinder!
So now we know what happened to Ross's ex. George got ahold of her lol
When George is Happy in general he is not happy.🤷♂️
Years later i remember she playrd the role of Mr Howards wife in Sea-Buiscut..Apparrently her character went over the edge..in that movie also..