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  • @MinionOfCthulhu
    @MinionOfCthulhu Год назад +877

    “But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??”
    “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
    Absolutely savage.

    • @10RRASK
      @10RRASK Год назад +40

      And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +7

      Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Год назад +16

      In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 Год назад +10

      I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.

    • @devilmancrybaby2101
      @devilmancrybaby2101 Год назад +2

      1:48 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quietman71
    @quietman71 Год назад +185

    3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.

  • @davidmurray7617
    @davidmurray7617 Год назад +91

    4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!”
    Love that funny line. 😆😆

  • @shaunbarnett2972
    @shaunbarnett2972 Год назад +158

    "I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.

    • @jorgegaray7614
      @jorgegaray7614 Год назад +3

      I've always loved Kramer he so unique

    • @afisemenaborevlaka48
      @afisemenaborevlaka48 Год назад +1

      Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold Год назад +2

      it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo

    • @Steinhammer666
      @Steinhammer666 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh man.

    • @quinoasongs2507
      @quinoasongs2507 10 месяцев назад +1

      but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer

  • @LallanAlexHockstetter
    @LallanAlexHockstetter Год назад +251

    “I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tristramcoffin926
      @tristramcoffin926 Год назад +7

      It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.

    • @ot7stan207
      @ot7stan207 Год назад +6

      hes unhinged literally! lol

    • @kpopfan674
      @kpopfan674 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.

  • @hermanchristoffersson
    @hermanchristoffersson Год назад +144

    "Kramer say it isn't so"
    "Oh it be so" 😂

  • @_Shadoh_
    @_Shadoh_ Год назад +49

    "I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @avb19d6
      @avb19d6 2 месяца назад

      Reminds me of the “it’s like a sauna in here”

  • @Obsessedwithcookies757
    @Obsessedwithcookies757 Год назад +351

    “My boys need a house.”
    - Cosmo Kramer

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Год назад +19

      He was flippin' and floppin'

    • @TheAurelianProject
      @TheAurelianProject Год назад +6

      @@shonda79able
      Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.

    • @danielgreenleaf
      @danielgreenleaf Год назад +5

      @@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!

    • @Boss_Tanaka
      @Boss_Tanaka Год назад +3

      His gesture is savage

    • @ShadowRubberDuck
      @ShadowRubberDuck Год назад +2

      Proceeds to drink water

  • @iyziejane
    @iyziejane Год назад +363

    Jerry: those records are sealed
    Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 Год назад +21

      Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!

  • @redfox14-ffox
    @redfox14-ffox Год назад +39

    "I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
    Meanwhile I'm dead 😂

  • @JanetStarChild
    @JanetStarChild Год назад +71

    This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode...
    _"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_

    • @LowLevelNC
      @LowLevelNC Год назад +20

      The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂

    • @bink
      @bink Год назад +9

      @@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙

    • @shooterdownunder
      @shooterdownunder Год назад +7

      The shrinkage 😂

    • @stoneylonesome5826
      @stoneylonesome5826 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 Год назад +74

    Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!

  • @seanimac7759
    @seanimac7759 Год назад +39

    You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️

    • @danthemankhan
      @danthemankhan 10 месяцев назад

      My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +466

    "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

  • @lenteja123
    @lenteja123 Год назад +15

    3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.

    • @jayadevmenon7086
      @jayadevmenon7086 Год назад +4

      I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05

  • @jrporter50
    @jrporter50 Год назад +121

    "I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂

    • @thelevisullivan
      @thelevisullivan Год назад +10

      He talks about himself like he’s a dying species

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 Год назад +4

      @@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species

  • @ruffprophetproductions
    @ruffprophetproductions Год назад +12

    I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo

  • @shonda79able
    @shonda79able Год назад +178

    "The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 Год назад +14

      It’s such a hirarious episode!

    • @hosamawadallah1271
      @hosamawadallah1271 Год назад +7

      Almost every line!

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Год назад +4

      @@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.

    • @arvindhmani06
      @arvindhmani06 Год назад +6

      @@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?

    • @Cookieboy70
      @Cookieboy70 Год назад +12

      My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"

  • @angeloiodice9304
    @angeloiodice9304 Год назад +28

    Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +13

    Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL

  • @rjathar
    @rjathar Год назад +31

    Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot Год назад +1

      I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.

    • @rjathar
      @rjathar Год назад

      @@ithecastic 😆🙏

  • @Robot444-yn5wb
    @Robot444-yn5wb 5 месяцев назад +3

    "Here, take my jockey shorts" i died 😂😂😂

  • @12classics39
    @12classics39 Год назад +28

    *looks at the pile of underwear on his table*
    “Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”

  • @treatwomenright33
    @treatwomenright33 Год назад +9

    Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day.
    Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mike19737
    @Mike19737 10 месяцев назад +1

    The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 Год назад +7

    1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_
    😂

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +76

    I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!

  • @LowLevelNC
    @LowLevelNC Год назад +8

    I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
    Confucius, huh?
    You know, you're not Chinese!
    😂😂😂

    • @shonda79able
      @shonda79able Год назад +4

      Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁

    • @stoneylonesome5826
      @stoneylonesome5826 10 месяцев назад

      “I was duped !”@@shonda79able

  • @olethegoatsolkjaer6966
    @olethegoatsolkjaer6966 Год назад +12

    My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote

  • @SeanHenderson
    @SeanHenderson 4 месяца назад

    " I'm out there, Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it"
    Favorite line!

  • @prosimulate
    @prosimulate Год назад +18

    Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂

  • @jamietrev
    @jamietrev Год назад +2

    Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant

  • @Mr1Tanker
    @Mr1Tanker Год назад +47

    I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁

    • @gmfitzg
      @gmfitzg Год назад +19

      nasty

    • @gu9838
      @gu9838 Год назад

      same lately too

    • @counterflow5719
      @counterflow5719 Год назад +4

      I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.

    • @dont-want-no-wrench
      @dont-want-no-wrench Год назад

      tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous Год назад +4

      “Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.

  • @ericsmith8373
    @ericsmith8373 Год назад +20

    I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.

    • @trainfire2008
      @trainfire2008 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️

    • @FOXZILLA5734
      @FOXZILLA5734 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.

  • @stevendorris5713
    @stevendorris5713 Год назад +20

    "You never slipped one past the goalie?"
    PRICELESS

    • @huntercoleman460
      @huntercoleman460 11 месяцев назад +2

      Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.

  • @coolboyrbx2866
    @coolboyrbx2866 Год назад +10

    Great episode

  • @jayadevmenon7086
    @jayadevmenon7086 Год назад +23

    Julia is trying her level best not to laugh

  • @randyjohnson6845
    @randyjohnson6845 Год назад +12

    It's obvious why he won four Emmys

  • @christophergolfer
    @christophergolfer Год назад +20

    Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂

  • @carlys1391
    @carlys1391 Год назад +1

    “Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao

  • @Napalm_lover
    @Napalm_lover Год назад +59

    How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person

    • @benjamintribe4652
      @benjamintribe4652 Год назад +12

      That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯

    • @Napalm_lover
      @Napalm_lover Год назад +6

      @@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!

    • @edtheman28
      @edtheman28 Год назад +9

      Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel

    • @Napalm_lover
      @Napalm_lover Год назад +5

      @@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 Год назад +12

      The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Год назад +3

    "Kramer say it isn't so-"
    "-Oh it be so!"

  • @malcolmattheend
    @malcolmattheend Год назад +4

    DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY

  • @davidyardley512
    @davidyardley512 19 дней назад

    The undisputed king of physical comedy.

  • @jeric_synergy8581
    @jeric_synergy8581 5 месяцев назад

    I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 Год назад +16

    I love this scene!

  • @ModMokkaMatti
    @ModMokkaMatti Год назад +12

    It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.

  • @Pep1tooo
    @Pep1tooo Год назад +16

    I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 месяцев назад

      I want her to look up at me like that 😂

  • @hw3748
    @hw3748 6 месяцев назад

    The writing is perfect

  • @daniel.j9062
    @daniel.j9062 Месяц назад

    You never passed past the goalie was epic 😂😂

  • @jarrodbarkley9061
    @jarrodbarkley9061 Год назад +2

    I'm flippin, I'm floppin!
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport Год назад +18

    There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣

    • @lonewarrior1549
      @lonewarrior1549 Год назад +2

      Like the 70's toy "Clacker's"
      Hilarious 🤣

  • @dannyshortwave
    @dannyshortwave Год назад +2

    LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DemetriusSorvo
    @DemetriusSorvo Год назад +5

    These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!

  • @quietman71
    @quietman71 Год назад +9

    I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"

  • @j.benjamin3782
    @j.benjamin3782 Год назад +1

    One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

  • @rattus3102
    @rattus3102 Год назад +1

    Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣

  • @donnamead3439
    @donnamead3439 Год назад +12

    So freaking funny!!!

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie 5 месяцев назад

    Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @US_John
    @US_John Год назад

    "A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelweston2285
    @michaelweston2285 Год назад +4

    Kramer: 1)throw underwear away
    2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

  • @weeniehutjunior
    @weeniehutjunior Год назад

    "I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 Год назад +2

    elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL

  • @mufc1417
    @mufc1417 Год назад +3

    Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭

  • @cooljammer00
    @cooljammer00 Год назад +25

    Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point.
    Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?

    • @zfish1995
      @zfish1995 Год назад +5

      They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different

    • @bennybenjben9594
      @bennybenjben9594 Год назад +1

      Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.

  • @georgehernandez9767
    @georgehernandez9767 Год назад +16

    I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild Год назад

      Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +3

      It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.

    • @Oceangirl_505
      @Oceangirl_505 Год назад +2

      My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.

    • @georgehernandez9767
      @georgehernandez9767 Год назад +4

      @@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.

  • @marcusblum7462
    @marcusblum7462 Год назад +6

    Jerry: oh no!
    Elaine: oh yes!
    George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!
    Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!

  • @SuperLuigiSixty4
    @SuperLuigiSixty4 Год назад

    I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.

  • @tylerbushong3452
    @tylerbushong3452 Год назад +8

    I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.

  • @reallymakesyouthink
    @reallymakesyouthink Год назад +2

    "I'm flipping, I'm flopping"

  • @jonny-b4954
    @jonny-b4954 Год назад +2

    I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.

    • @fakename6658
      @fakename6658 11 месяцев назад

      why did the doctor say that?

  • @tonywong8134
    @tonywong8134 3 месяца назад +1

    0:33 she's trying not to laugh

  • @harryparsons2750
    @harryparsons2750 Год назад +1

    I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂

  • @bigh7972
    @bigh7972 8 месяцев назад

    We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….

  • @ppumpkin3282
    @ppumpkin3282 Год назад +2

    This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.

  • @markoj3512
    @markoj3512 4 месяца назад

    oh damn there are no shows like this anymore

  • @magyarieniko9659
    @magyarieniko9659 Год назад

    Donna Chang 😹

  • @atakanucgul5094
    @atakanucgul5094 Год назад +2

    bu konu ile ilgili çok fena ve herkesi yaran bir şakam var haha ama söylemeyeceğim tabi :D

    • @elizabradley4797
      @elizabradley4797 Год назад

      Oh please do ~ Turkish men are hot ~

    • @atakanucgul5094
      @atakanucgul5094 Год назад

      @@elizabradley4797 hahahahahahaha

    • @atakanucgul5094
      @atakanucgul5094 Год назад

      @@elizabradley4797 pff şu an pat diye aklıma gelmedi zaten notlarıma bakmam lazım ama yazmamış bile olabilirim biraz eskide kaldı, tarihi de en fazla yıl ölçeğinde hatırlayabilirim, yani sıkıntı ama bellil de olmaz, bazen böyle şeyler pat diye akılda beliriyor.

  • @TheMasterofallsides
    @TheMasterofallsides Год назад +6

    I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious

  • @MrCabimero
    @MrCabimero 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr Год назад +2

    I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 10 месяцев назад

    Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!

  • @inncogneato6341
    @inncogneato6341 Год назад +1

    “Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 7 месяцев назад

    2:42 That twitching

  • @venkybabu8140
    @venkybabu8140 Год назад

    It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 7 месяцев назад

    I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO

  • @JuiceeVasquez
    @JuiceeVasquez Год назад +2

    Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀

  • @itwontcomeout5678
    @itwontcomeout5678 Год назад +4

    Kramer the Cosmonut

  • @shuriKen469
    @shuriKen469 2 месяца назад

    any time is a perfect time.

  • @masterprattu
    @masterprattu Год назад +4

    OH IT BE SO

  • @michaelfurminger6432
    @michaelfurminger6432 7 месяцев назад

    Does that conflict with your regular schedule 😅

  • @kalijasin
    @kalijasin Год назад

    Crazy Kramer LOL 😆

  • @michaelmilton8925
    @michaelmilton8925 Год назад

    Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.

  • @aeric_
    @aeric_ Год назад +7

    im suprised a boxer-briefs debate didnt pop in there lol great bit nonetheless

  • @ars4455
    @ars4455 Год назад +2

    this "oooh man" deserves an Oscar...or an Emmy, whatever...

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Год назад

    The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...

  • @dariusalexander8985
    @dariusalexander8985 Год назад +8

    That thumbnail

  • @kevorka3281
    @kevorka3281 Год назад

    I have a Kramer in my family tree. I like to think that he was similar to this Kramer

  • @jonathan2755
    @jonathan2755 Год назад +1

    looks like little comet kramer is on the way.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Год назад +5

    My boys need a house!