Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.
I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.
How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person
The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)
There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣
I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"
I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…
Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point. Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?
I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.
We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….
@@elizabradley4797 pff şu an pat diye aklıma gelmedi zaten notlarıma bakmam lazım ama yazmamış bile olabilirim biraz eskide kaldı, tarihi de en fazla yıl ölçeğinde hatırlayabilirim, yani sıkıntı ama bellil de olmaz, bazen böyle şeyler pat diye akılda beliriyor.
Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.
“But then I have to…you know…into a cup, in the middle of the day??”
“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
Absolutely savage.
And her saying it with a mouth full of food makes it that much better
Well, it does... it's something out of his master debating routine.
In this situation, the preferred course of action is to remain master of your domain.
I have to agree with him there. It kind of messes up my mojo for the rest of the day.
1:48 😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m out there Jerry and I’m lovin every minute of it”. It’s the face he makes and the little dance that makes it funny 🤣🤣🤣
It's literally one of his best lines in the entire series. That affect is so hilarious.
hes unhinged literally! lol
Yeah, aside from for the unhinged fans, normally Seinfeld isn't particularly funny but I actually laughed at that.
3:08 "I'm flippin', I'm floppin'!" Never fails to have me cracking up.
Jerry: those records are sealed
Kramer shouting across the street: "SHE'S LATE!"
Jerry said those records are permanently sealed but he gave himself away by asking Kramer has he ever slipped one pass the goalie, hinting that he have.
@@pipedown1246 Or you know, he might have been joking. Absolutely astounding notion, especially for a comedian!
“My boys need a house.”
- Cosmo Kramer
He was flippin' and floppin'
@@shonda79able
Well to be clear, it wasn’t Kramer himself who was flippin and floppin.
@@shonda79able and he’s...Lovin’ every minute of it!!!
His gesture is savage
Proceeds to drink water
"Kramer say it isn't so"
"Oh it be so" 😂
"I'm the last male Kramer. We're facing extinction!!" haha Only Kramer could come up with such a brilliant line.
I've always loved Kramer he so unique
Kramer not being able to procreate would be a positive.
it would be awful if the Kramers went the way of the dodo
Oh man.
but he doesn't want to get married so his offspring would have their mother's name.......poor Kramer
"I'm going through this stuff like water!" always get me 🤣🤣🤣
Reminds me of the “it’s like a sauna in here”
4:25 “I’m out there Jerry and I’m loving every minute of it!”
Love that funny line. 😆😆
A little bit of Al Pacino 😂
"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
🤣
Elaine backing up on the couch is classic...
His face when he says" I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!" 100000%
@@BostonTerrierDad623yes
@@claytonadair2623yes.
Hold up, The Chinese Woman is the man in the Cape episode? This is one of the best episodes! Every storyline is absolute gold. Gold I tell you!
Gold Jerry, gold!
I have no eye for fashion?!?!?!
He doesn’t follow the trends. @@jarrodbarkley9061
This episode reminds me of an Elaine quote from an earlier episode...
_"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."_
The female body is a work of art. The male body is like a Jeep. It’s just for getting around. 😂😂😂
@@LowLevelNC It's utilitarian 🚙
The shrinkage 😂
@@LowLevelNC there’s good naked and bad naked.
"The Chinese Woman"is a top 3 Seinfeld episode. Every scene is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁
It’s such a hirarious episode!
Almost every line!
@@steverogers7601 whenever I need a Seinfeld fix, I watch this episode.
@@hosamawadallah1271 You mean rine?
My favorite part is Estelle flipping out when she finds out Donna Chang isn't Chinese, screaming " I WAS DUPED"
"I'm the last male Kramer! We're facing extinction!" 😂
He talks about himself like he’s a dying species
@@thelevisullivanhe is a dying species
Have to hand it to Kramer, a lot of comedy genius in these skits.
3:59 best "Oh no" I have ever hear. Was genuine and sensirious.
I prefer Elaine going " Oooh ooh " and backing off around 4:05
You never slipped one past the goalie..... lmao. Best line in the show filled with great lines. ✌️
My wife pulled the goalie but didn't tell me.
"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
Meanwhile I'm dead 😂
I love how jerry smiles on half of his deliveries he did not take this show seriously lmaoo
Man, the conversations / situations they have on this show... Never come close to having anything like most of them in my life! 😆
I do. It depends if you grew up surrounded by Jews, lol. My best friend, childhood friend, and close relatives. Funny, neurotic, confrontational, good, loyal people. I love them.
@@ithecastic 😆🙏
*looks at the pile of underwear on his table*
“Well, I’m gonna have to move now.”
I started going Commando in 1993... Kramer is right..loving every minute of it..still. 😁
nasty
same lately too
I've toyed with the idea of wearing a kilt. I think that's the ultimate solution. No bifurcated trousers. Air circulation is key.
tbh there are advantages, and disadvanteges.
“Going commando”? Isn’t that another storyline that Friends stole from Seinfeld? One in a very long list of stolen ideas.
Great episode
My Boys Need a House - cosmo kramer quote
Kramer: oh MAN at 2:15 LOL
I don't know what's scarier. Kramer going commando, or Kramer actually having a child.
Well, he’d Have to go commando to Have a child‼️
This is such a pick your poison situation, both of these throw off the natural balance.
Kramer: Yea, but than I'd have to- well, you know.. into a cup in the middle of the day.
Elaine: does that conflict with your regular schedule. 😂😂😂😂
I'm out there Jerry! And i'm loving every minute of it! LOL!!! My favorite line of this episode!
his face when he says it 😂
Easily top ten Kramer quote.
I mentioned a few bits of wisdom from Confucius.
Confucius, huh?
You know, you're not Chinese!
😂😂😂
Estelle wasn't taking advice from some girl from Long Island. 😁😁
“I was duped !”@@shonda79able
1:25 _”Aaaaghhhh lot of em!!”_
😂
Kramer has an Al Pacino voice, sometimes…😂
Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 😂
It's obvious why he won four Emmys
The “Oh no.” gets me EVERY TIME!! 😂😂
Does that conflict with regular schedule,,, just brilliant
It's a bit frightening to think of a million little Kramers running around.
How come that Kramer's afraid that he'll never have kids, but in one episode he tells Jerry how much family life sucks? Cosmo is truly a bizarre person
That's why he's Kramer and I wouldn't have it any other way!!!😆🤣💯
@@benjamintribe4652 Giddy up, I agree!
Hes an enigma wrapped in a pretzel
@@edtheman28 I think, he's more of a chicken wing man 🍗
The desire for reproduction is very deep rooted in all living things. It's how we all got here. Sure being a family man might not be for everyone but we all still have that biological/evolutionary drive, and it can be distressing to learn that you wouldn't be able to fulfill that someday (for example if you're shootin' blanks)
" I'm out there, Jerry and I'm loving every minute of it"
Favorite line!
"Kramer say it isn't so-"
"-Oh it be so!"
Julia is trying her level best not to laugh
The writing is perfect
DO A COMPILATION OF EVERYTIME GEORGE SAYS JERRY
I love this scene!
"You never slipped one past the goalie?"
PRICELESS
Sorry Kramer those records are permanently sealed.
There's nothing holding me in place....I'm Flipping, I'm Flopping! Guess he got use to that because imagine all the gymnastic moves his "Boys" did when he went Commando!🤣
Like the 70's toy "Clacker's"
Hilarious 🤣
I've read that they had to cut one line for time. It's too bad. Originally, after Kramer said, "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside," Jerry said "Somebody better warn the sheep, quick!"
I'm just here for Elaine's expressions.
These "Nothing, Forever" clips are getting more and more realistic!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
"Here, take my jockey shorts" i died 😂😂😂
I can’t with Elaine’s face on the thumbnail 💀
I want her to look up at me like that 😂
“Really? You never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?” 😂🤣 lmao
OH IT BE SO
So freaking funny!!!
One of the all-time unsung lines in history: "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
Since I watched this episode and (The Wait Out) episode, I've stopped wearing jeans and jockeys, my Boys like Flipping and Flopping🤭
I’ve never understood why “going commando” is weird to some people. I haven’t owned a pair of boxers OR briefs in like 15 years and it’s great. At this point in my life, it just seems like an unnecessary step and more laundry to do…
Kramer should have just worn boxer briefs, which I've found to be a good middle point.
Also if his issue with boxers was lack of support, how is wearing no underwear at all better?
They were “bagging up and rising in” too that’s how it’s different
Boxers suck. Constant wedgies all the time.
This routine wouldn't work without Cosmo.
LOL at slip one by the goalie. 🤣🤣🤣
oh damn there are no shows like this anymore
Jerry running away backwards from Kramer’s pile of tighty-whities is tremendous 🤣😂🤣😂
"I'm flipping, I'm flopping"
any time is a perfect time.
Elaine at 4:14 😅😂🤣
Kramer the Cosmonut
I'm flippin, I'm floppin!
😂😂😂😂😂
0:33 she's trying not to laugh
“Does that conflict with your regular schedule?”
I had to look up that "jockey shorts" refers to briefs. I guess it's a bit before my time or just not regional to me.
I had to age into this show. Now its hilarious
"I'm flippin and I'm floppin'!" HAHA
Jerry: oh no!
Elaine: oh yes!
George: oh yes! oh yes! oh yes!
Jerry: that’s it everyone out of my apartment now!
I free balled it all the way into my 30s. Only starting wearing boxers/briefs when doctor told my pops he needed to, hahaha. Figured I'd get ahead of the game.
why did the doctor say that?
The face Elaine makes at 4:24 is unironically the most horrifying and revolting visage of a human creature I've ever seen. How the f...
I would think that boxer briefs would’ve been available at the time for Kramer considering they came out in 1991.
Isn't that still form-fitting like briefs?
It was a modern thing at the time. The plot has to be simple enough for everyone to know the references and understand the premise.
My husband was told by the MD to start wearing them in the 80s.
@@Oceangirl_505 Thanks for the info.
We have a situation here Jerry…. Kramer is flippin and floppin….. are you going commando? It be so…. He’s out there Jerry and loving every minute of it….
Elaine may have had her own flaws but dam Julia always had the best smile!
I thought it was an unspoken rule. By the time you’re 13, every guy switches from briefs to boxers.
Kramer might be Ed Norton's long lost son.
"A lot of them"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My boys need a house!
Kramer: 1)throw underwear away
2)leave underwear on Jerry's table 👈 👏 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
It is possible to freeze light. Depends on how cold. That's why S count.
Perfection.
2:42 That twitching
I have a Kramer in my family tree. I like to think that he was similar to this Kramer
Does that conflict with your regular schedule? 💀
elaine sound effect at 4:13 LOL
I’m flippin I’m floppin 😂
I'm flippin I'm floppin LMAO
im suprised a boxer-briefs debate didnt pop in there lol great bit nonetheless
bu konu ile ilgili çok fena ve herkesi yaran bir şakam var haha ama söylemeyeceğim tabi :D
Oh please do ~ Turkish men are hot ~
@@elizabradley4797 hahahahahahaha
@@elizabradley4797 pff şu an pat diye aklıma gelmedi zaten notlarıma bakmam lazım ama yazmamış bile olabilirim biraz eskide kaldı, tarihi de en fazla yıl ölçeğinde hatırlayabilirim, yani sıkıntı ama bellil de olmaz, bazen böyle şeyler pat diye akılda beliriyor.
looks like little comet kramer is on the way.
That thumbnail
Donna Chang 😹
Where's those week 10 picks. Rider's game was cool. Can't believe they went 4 it 3rd down on 20yrd line, mason will be fine. About to watch replay of ticats game. I feel asleep.
I live in the mountains, the boxer briefs are the new loin cloth. Life is so great.
Does that conflict with your regular schedule 😅
The shouw wouldn't be the same without the crazy Kramer
He did an amazing job. I cant think of anyone else who could have pulled it off.
this "oooh man" deserves an Oscar...or an Emmy, whatever...