Cereal rocks. It's all you need to live on. Just have plenty of milk. Sugar Smacks, Cheerios, Rice Chex, Corn Pops, Capn Crunch, Fruity Pebbles..the list goes on and on..
@@bradford_shaun_murray this is still one of my favorite scenes out of the whole series. Both "Do I know you?" and then the look on her face. 😂 It's gold!
This March 1 2024 I'm alone on a Friday night I'm 60 years old had bad luck but getting back on my feet watching this brings me back to my Happy Days with my deceased boyfriend in our beautiful appartment that we lost in a house fire ..... 20:16 p.s. I'm high and my 14 year old dog is snoring ....😂❤ 23:14
They left out a lot of his relationships. The girl with the vintage toys, the girl that liked the khaki commercials, and the girl whose stomach talked to him, HELOOOOO. LMAO
FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nicki in The Calzone. (00:42) The actress' real name is Danette. One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.
@@reallymakesyouthinkGEORGE: “But was it her dude or just some dude? Ask her out again, no Tonys, just Jerry, then you’ll know if he’s her dude or just some dude.” JERRY: “Dude!! 👍🏻”
Happy Valentine's Day all! Remember to have your date at a place with sufficient lighting and keep track of your "I love you's". May you reach #1 on the speed dial!
Breaking up with a woman because of soup, even soup THAT good, is the most insane reason ever.....right up until you decide to break up with a woman just to do a silly voice! 😅😅😅
Sacamano... Sac à main... "Purse" in French. I wonder if it's a coincidence? It does sound like a name invented for the sound. My favorite name is the retirement community Jerry's parents live in, El Boca Vista: the mouth view.
“She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on the roof and cracked the whole structure, her parents got along beautifully, but the house was in bad shape!”😂 😂
I remember back when I used to watch regular TV and look at the onscreen descriptions of episodes, most Seinfeld episodes had at least a small amount of distinguishing detail in their descriptions… but then one’s description just read: “Jerry dates a woman.” I thought: “Well that doesn’t tell me anything! Jerry dates a woman in pretty much EVERY episode!”
@@marioholcomb6029 nah she didn't get plastic surgery, she just had various injections, fillers. And she's had them removed now, and she looks just like she used to now, just a bit older. If she'd had actual plastic surgery then that couldn't be reversed.
Don’t know why but I never thought that Elaine or sidra were that hot at all. Now Nikki or Jane leeves or the two faced gal - my kinda of gals along these days with Ivanka Trump and Scarlett Johansson
Maybe if he didn’t date women who were 10 times out of his league? Seriously, there’s no way Jerry could possibly get any of the women he Does on the show. Maybe now with his money, but not the money he has on the show.
Jerry was so neurotic. Only reason he seemed 'normal' was because his sidekick was George 😂
!!! And Jerrys calmness in situations made George look crazier
Sad but true!
And JERRY was "normal"?
LOL true, i just noticed
@@mleekahh Jerry's calmness was his lack of acting ability.
Didn't matter how many times you've seen these, they don't get old
Absolutely! Best pick-me-up’s on a down day😊
Duh... we get older. This is still I the 90s when it was made lol.
i have watched these literally 148 times (real, i keep a log), still chuckle at the very least
It's cuz they're gold Jerry! THEY ARE GOLD!!!
0:03..
Hey, I’m over 80 and still love Seinfeld!
Never too old to have a sense of humor and enjoy life!
awesome
Mee too !!!
I am almost 71yrs and Seinfeld is my favorite!!!!😂😅
I’m 14 and love seinfeld!! Happy that both sides of the age spectrum enjoy it :)
One of these videos once pointed out that Jerrys cabinets are full of only cereal boxes. I can never unsee that now.
People used to eat a lot of Cereal.
@dylweezy117-i also believe Seinfeld started us all drinking from water bottles!
Cereal rocks. It's all you need to live on. Just have plenty of milk. Sugar Smacks, Cheerios, Rice Chex, Corn Pops, Capn Crunch, Fruity Pebbles..the list goes on and on..
Happy Valentine's Day schmoopies.
Lol....
You’re schmoopie!
thank you, schmoopie 🥰😘😍
You're the schmoopie
Only Valentine I got this year. All schmoopied up.
The two-face Gwen is unmatched 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laugh every time!
I never understood this one. She was super good looking even when she wasn’t supposed to be.
@@alexbaum2204yes that was a stretch. Dumb plot
Honestly All the characters on Seinfeld are NUTS!!!!!!
Best show ever
But they're not. They're US. Everyday people.
@@corylefebvre8488 just with 900x more charisma
"I've been waiting for me to come along, and now I've swept myself off my feet !" Always cracks me up.🤣
Jerry always found the most petty reasons to break up with his girlfriends. 😄
Nothing beats Elaine breaking up over the lack of an exclamation point though
“She eats her peas ONE AT A TIME!!!!”
@12classics39 and she scooped her corn nibblets.
@@shonda79able Did you not shake my hand on a pact?!
😭😭 come on now a chic that wears the same dress or the woman with the man hands you gotta draw the line somewhere
"Nobody kisses in my line. You just cost yourself a soup!"😂
21:51 woah!
@@bradford_shaun_murray this is still one of my favorite scenes out of the whole series. Both "Do I know you?" and then the look on her face. 😂 It's gold!
@@JW-vd4il ..22:16
Do I know you?
Imagine if Kramerica Industries created the smartphone and not Apple…
We’d all be on speed dial right now 😔
😂😂😂😂
I'm replying to your post to you through speed dial. Kramer showed me how...
@@NileKellyyyyyyYO-YO MA!
Well, they are all hilarious, but no one made me laugh like the lady with the man's hands! 😂😂😂😂😂
I knew an 18 year old girl who had wrinkled hands like an old lady
With acting that good by Jerry, who needs dialog. His acting says it all!!
They're real and they're spectacular!
The Lawyer and Elaine got to touch them but not Jerry 😂😂😂
@@JuanPena-bx8qm hahaha thats gold!
Loved Senfield it was a Spectacular comedy show on television in the 90's, All the cast were incredible actors, Jerry Seinfeld was Outstanding!!! 💞
Jerry choosing soup over a woman is iconic.
He made the right choice.
YOURE SCHMOOOPIE!
Gold Jerry gold!
@DVrgirl: How about Jerry choosing to keep saying “Helloooo! La-la-laaa” over the woman, whose belly button he was mocking?
he's a smart man.!!!!!!!
A 40 minute Seinfeld compilation? Is it Christmas?
No, Valentine's Day. 😄
Festivus
Festivus
@panch0bill-only 140 days til Christmas 🎄
Jerry's little "ooh" with Gwen is too funny 😂
“You know when you two went down there?”
Kramer just never fails to unintentionally dive bomb any relationship Jerry is in lol
Seinfeld: guiding humanity since 1989
A humanity about nothing
The name relays are hilarious: “Marla. George. Stacy. Jerry. Stacy. George. Marla. Jerry.” 😂
no joke.!!!!!!!
This March 1 2024 I'm alone on a Friday night I'm 60 years old had bad luck but getting back on my feet watching this brings me back to my Happy Days with my deceased boyfriend in our beautiful appartment that we lost in a house fire ..... 20:16 p.s. I'm high and my 14 year old dog is snoring ....😂❤ 23:14
God bless you ma'am
Happy days with your deceased boyfriend? That's sick, having fun with a corpse.
“You must’ve been devastated being left for a wall.”
Lmao
The speed dial predicted all the drama over the MySpace top 8 lists 😂
Lol do you remember shirts that said you are in my top 8 or smtg like that lol
top 8 was no joke 😂
Woo, the heat that transpired after being lowered or flat out removed from a top 8 is something out of this planet lol
"You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial!"
The way George says: "Is it your career? Things are gonna pick up..." 😂😂😂😂
They left out a lot of his relationships. The girl with the vintage toys, the girl that liked the khaki commercials, and the girl whose stomach talked to him, HELOOOOO. LMAO
He had a new relationship every episode lol
@@fh9061 yeah he did.
The Two Face is one of the funnniesttt episodesss ❤❤😂😂😂
FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nicki in The Calzone. (00:42)
The actress' real name is Danette. One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.
She had a dude.
@@reallymakesyouthinkGEORGE: “But was it her dude or just some dude? Ask her out again, no Tonys, just Jerry, then you’ll know if he’s her dude or just some dude.”
JERRY: “Dude!! 👍🏻”
Dude: "Hi, what's going on?" Jerry: "I have no idea."
The best show 👍🏻
Agreed
The funniest part Jerry breaks off the engagement and George comes in all Happy he's engaged until he finds out Jerry backed out 😂😂😂
Ms. Hamilton: “Have some wine Jerome” 😂😂😂😂
She was wearing a cougar shirt too lmao she had it all planned out
@@Balanceiskey-nd6elIm sorry to say I would’ve took advantage.
I'd do her!!! 😛😛😛😛
You're in the Clearman@@JayClearman411
I love seinfeld ❤ One of my favorites 😂😂😂
I love how self satisfied Kramer is at the end, it's like his wish came true 😂😂
Daily dose of Seinfeld is a must.
I agree 💯 😂
@@whatsgoingon4 haha💯
Amen
THIS SHOW WILL BE GREAT " FOREVER!" 10 +
Happy Valentine's Day all! Remember to have your date at a place with sufficient lighting and keep track of your "I love you's". May you reach #1 on the speed dial!
lol xD
Still one of my favorite shows!!
This is the funniest compilation I've seen.Thank you.
Breaking up with a woman because of soup, even soup THAT good, is the most insane reason ever.....right up until you decide to break up with a woman just to do a silly voice! 😅😅😅
"By the year 2000 we'll all be on speeddial.". Kramer predicts the smartphone contact.
no joke.!!!!!!
George flinging that rubberband is classic 😂😂😂😂
@@Etom0110. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please share a timestamp if possible 🙏
@@gforce9596 5:47
Paco!!
He doesn't wipe his hands enough after being in soup before he reaches in his jacket pocket for my comfort. Is there something wrong with me?
Bob Sacamano, Todd Gak, Loyd Braun, Tim Watley. Primo names lol It's funny when they say their first and last name for some reason😄😄
Sacamano... Sac à main... "Purse" in French. I wonder if it's a coincidence? It does sound like a name invented for the sound. My favorite name is the retirement community Jerry's parents live in, El Boca Vista: the mouth view.
Todd Gak. What is that Dutch? 🤣
Elaine offering a drink from someone else their fridge lol..
Jerry's place is just a food court/plaza to them
I love how cool they are about Paco's rubber bands.
“She comes from a broken home, and I mean that literally. A tree fell on the roof and cracked the whole structure, her parents got along beautifully, but the house was in bad shape!”😂 😂
I remember back when I used to watch regular TV and look at the onscreen descriptions of episodes, most Seinfeld episodes had at least a small amount of distinguishing detail in their descriptions… but then one’s description just read: “Jerry dates a woman.” I thought: “Well that doesn’t tell me anything! Jerry dates a woman in pretty much EVERY episode!”
The bloopers for most of these were even funnier. 😊
I am so glad we had you, Jerry. Today has nothing to watch for fun. You’re the Best comedian, worldwide. Now, hit that Billion $ mark!
4:56 😂😂😂this whole episode was amazing
3:59 best free photography lesson you'll ever get.
Well, strike out the "free".
I love how george immediately jumps on jerry for his comicbook obsession.haha
“Smart, like a computer.”
Wasn't it her smile? or did i hear that wrong
I also heard smile
This is one of the best compilations ever!
“Try opening this up, you’ll find the biggest dating scene in the world.” -Jerry
Imagine having a job where you make a ton of money, get famous and have attractive women introduced to you every couple of weeks. Not a bad gig.
Yup. It’s a tv show
That's a sweet gig. In some ways. Maybe, many ways.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t live my life without Seinfeld
Jane Leeves is one of the sexiest actresses in the world!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Mulva #1 just for the name
Your videos are real and honest. That’s why I watch them. Keep up the good work! Thanks
So many beautiful women on this show!
He should have married Meryl. Coutney Cox is so freaking beautiful. She also really showed her comedic chops in Seinfeld.
yes
I recognized Walter White😂.What A great career he's had a long with Malcom in the middle also.
Oh now you’ve done it being such an antidentite!
Jane Leeves getting to star in two of the best comedies ever. Wow
like a beautiful Godzilla lol
lolol
Lol so much famous actors in 1 video :P
Just looking they had so many stars on their show!
Gwen, Marla, Valerie, Sidra, Meryl, Ellen, Jeannie.... all prettier than Nicki (the "pretty" one).
TBF Gwen was only prettier half the time. 😉
@@seanj6310 Touche 😀😀
@@seanj6310😂😂
Sidra arguably was but the rest no way
@@seanj6310 Touche 😀
**Stiffler’s mom was Jerry’s gf who was a massage therapist that wouldn’t massage him.
man courtney cox was GORGEOUS
That cat suit Halloween episode on Friends made her #1 on that show for me.
🤔🤦
Then plastic surgery happened 😢
@@marioholcomb6029 nah she didn't get plastic surgery, she just had various injections, fillers. And she's had them removed now, and she looks just like she used to now, just a bit older. If she'd had actual plastic surgery then that couldn't be reversed.
Teri Hatcher was the one for me 🥵🥹
Monica was on Seinfeld and so was Janice
yep
That's right, the "Janice" actress played the one who went out with George for a hot second. "How's the body, good? "Very very nice and good."
Great compilation. Ty.
I was in love with a girl from Germany and we always sat on the same side. This show is the best ever.🎉
Haven't gone through the whole video, but I bet "Man Hands" is in the mix. 😀
"Oh, he's a tomcat"😂😂😂😂
"So your boyfriend never came back".
"My diaphram goes flying"😂😂😂😂
"I carry around my diaphram. Who doesn't".😂😂😂😂
No, YOU'RE schmoopy! 🤣
Schoompy
shmoopy
12:21 I know it doesn't seem much, but that's script gold, right there.
"Love stinks" J Giels Band
Psycho relationship issues apart.. Seinfeld cast the best set of women anyone would be lucky to come across in their entire life!
With the exception of the girl assigned to keep Jerry away from the party music.
9:12 One of the biggest mysteries on the show: Why didn't Elaine just return the video? Why did she have to give it back to Jerry to return?
Poor Jerry. He just couldn't compete with JFK Jr
Call her Marla if you want, but she'll always be Daphne.
Love that "The Graduate" allusion.
The fact he didn’t try with Elaine more than once is bizzare
Don’t know why but I never thought that Elaine or sidra were that hot at all. Now Nikki or Jane leeves or the two faced gal - my kinda of gals along these days with Ivanka Trump and Scarlett Johansson
Schmooopie!
This caused a laugh to pop out of me! That’s a good sign! Funny stuff. Ridiculous but well played.
"They're real and they're spectacular"
34:55 - Whoa, this score reminds me a lot of the one from Taxi Driver.
8:34 - that moment where Elaine rings a second time may be the most verisimilitude ever put on television anywhere, ever.
come again? please use the queen's english this time
"Do I know you?"
I died at that
Jerry wasn't looking for love. . He was looking to get out of love
Oh Mrs. Hamilton ❤
Man, "Show Jerry" went out with some pretty women...(characters played by) Teri Hatcher, Jane Leeves, Lauren Graham, Helen Slater....
One of my favorites
SCHMOOPIE!!!
He should have stayed with Elaine- JLD is one hot-looking woman.
Maybe if he didn’t date women who were 10 times out of his league? Seriously, there’s no way Jerry could possibly get any of the women he Does on the show. Maybe now with his money, but not the money he has on the show.
He's pretty damn wealthy on the show
i love seinfeld
Dude, how you gonna forget HELLLLOOOOOOOOO
Classic episode