They left out a lot of his relationships. The girl with the vintage toys, the girl that liked the khaki commercials, and the girl whose stomach talked to him, HELOOOOO. LMAO
Happy Valentine's Day all! Remember to have your date at a place with sufficient lighting and keep track of your "I love you's". May you reach #1 on the speed dial!
I love how everyone starts bagging on Ellen because they know she’s perfect for Jerry and it was only a matter of time before they’d get married and he’d leave them behind.
This March 1 2024 I'm alone on a Friday night I'm 60 years old had bad luck but getting back on my feet watching this brings me back to my Happy Days with my deceased boyfriend in our beautiful appartment that we lost in a house fire ..... 20:16 p.s. I'm high and my 14 year old dog is snoring ....😂❤ 23:14
@@bradford_shaun_murray this is still one of my favorite scenes out of the whole series. Both "Do I know you?" and then the look on her face. 😂 It's gold!
Breaking up with a woman because of soup, even soup THAT good, is the most insane reason ever.....right up until you decide to break up with a woman just to do a silly voice! 😅😅😅
Sacamano... Sac à main... "Purse" in French. I wonder if it's a coincidence? It does sound like a name invented for the sound. My favorite name is the retirement community Jerry's parents live in, El Boca Vista: the mouth view.
I remember back when I used to watch regular TV and look at the onscreen descriptions of episodes, most Seinfeld episodes had at least a small amount of distinguishing detail in their descriptions… but then one’s description just read: “Jerry dates a woman.” I thought: “Well that doesn’t tell me anything! Jerry dates a woman in pretty much EVERY episode!”
FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nicki in The Calzone. (00:42) The actress' real name is Danette. One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.
@@reallymakesyouthinkGEORGE: “But was it her dude or just some dude? Ask her out again, no Tonys, just Jerry, then you’ll know if he’s her dude or just some dude.” JERRY: “Dude!! 👍🏻”
@@marioholcomb6029 nah she didn't get plastic surgery, she just had various injections, fillers. And she's had them removed now, and she looks just like she used to now, just a bit older. If she'd had actual plastic surgery then that couldn't be reversed.
...a little help...anybody know the backround music/& artist they play in the opening sequence where Jerry's on the pier? ...I've heard it before but can't place it or remember who it is...Thanks!
Maybe if he didn’t date women who were 10 times out of his league? Seriously, there’s no way Jerry could possibly get any of the women he Does on the show. Maybe now with his money, but not the money he has on the show.
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Jerry was so neurotic. Only reason he seemed 'normal' was because his sidekick was George 😂
!!! And Jerrys calmness in situations made George look crazier
Sad but true!
And JERRY was "normal"?
LOL true, i just noticed
@@mleekahh Jerry's calmness was his lack of acting ability.
Honestly All the characters on Seinfeld are NUTS!!!!!!
Best show ever
Loved Senfield it was a Spectacular comedy show on television in the 90's, All the cast were incredible actors, Jerry Seinfeld was Outstanding!!! 💞
Daily dose of Seinfeld is a must.
I agree 💯 😂
@@whatsgoingon4 haha💯
Amen
THIS SHOW WILL BE GREAT " FOREVER!" 10 +
Jane Leeves getting to star in two of the best comedies ever. Wow
They left out a lot of his relationships. The girl with the vintage toys, the girl that liked the khaki commercials, and the girl whose stomach talked to him, HELOOOOO. LMAO
He had a new relationship every episode lol
@@fh9061 yeah he did.
Monica was on Seinfeld and so was Janice
yep
That's right, the "Janice" actress played the one who went out with George for a hot second. "How's the body, good? "Very very nice and good."
The best show 👍🏻
Agreed
This is the funniest compilation I've seen.Thank you.
Happy Valentine's Day all! Remember to have your date at a place with sufficient lighting and keep track of your "I love you's". May you reach #1 on the speed dial!
lol xD
"They're real and they're spectacular"
12:21 I know it doesn't seem much, but that's script gold, right there.
Lol so much famous actors in 1 video :P
"Oh, he's a tomcat"😂😂😂😂
"So your boyfriend never came back".
"My diaphram goes flying"😂😂😂😂
"I carry around my diaphram. Who doesn't".😂😂😂😂
Jerry's little
Oh Mrs. Hamilton ❤
Dude, how you gonna forget HELLLLOOOOOOOOO
I was in love with a girl from Germany and we always sat on the same side. This show is the best ever.🎉
I want Hot Girl powers
Relationships, this show is funny.
Classic episode
I love them! 🎉😂😂😂❤
Completely forgot about speed dial. The original Contacts
If Jerry hates himself, then he and Elaine would be the perfect match, after all. No wonder, she proclaims, “I always loved you- -United Airlines”
20:46 ok now THAT was just kicking him when he’s down.
@ 12:52 that's the "f*çk me Santa" lady... on Valentine's day too, what a coinkydink 😄
I have a very FEW women I call "beautiful". Nikki is BEAUTIFUL.
I think Courtenay Cox is hotter and with a great personality---Nikki is so white bread. Attractive, but that's about it. (Just my opinion).
22:17 Wasted
He should have stayed with Elaine- JLD is one hot-looking woman.
The History lesson in this show
hi snmoopies
I love how everyone starts bagging on Ellen because they know she’s perfect for Jerry and it was only a matter of time before they’d get married and he’d leave them behind.
Omg 34:24-34:46 😂😂😂
Jerry is in fact very fussy
i am too
It is ABSOLUTELY ok that they're fake.
nope, they are real.!!!!!!!!
These. Aren't full episodes,maybe change the playlist name?
Lame clickbait move.
fenugreek for that
I heard he went to a high school to find love but they scrapped that episode
Bad lighting on the porch.
No RACHEL!?!?
Jerry always found the most petty reasons to break up with his girlfriends. 😄
Nothing beats Elaine breaking up over the lack of an exclamation point though
“She eats her peas ONE AT A TIME!!!!”
@12classics39 and she scooped her corn nibblets.
@@shonda79able Did you not shake my hand on a pact?!
😭😭 come on now a chic that wears the same dress or the woman with the man hands you gotta draw the line somewhere
Jerry choosing soup over a woman is iconic.
He made the right choice.
YOURE SCHMOOOPIE!
Gold Jerry gold!
@DVrgirl: How about Jerry choosing to keep saying “Helloooo! La-la-laaa” over the woman, whose belly button he was mocking?
he's a smart man.!!!!!!!
Happy Valentine's Day schmoopies.
Lol....
You’re schmoopie!
thank you, schmoopie 🥰😘😍
You're the schmoopie
Only Valentine I got this year. All schmoopied up.
One of these videos once pointed out that Jerrys cabinets are full of only cereal boxes. I can never unsee that now.
People used to eat a lot of Cereal.
@dylweezy117-i also believe Seinfeld started us all drinking from water bottles!
Imagine if Kramerica Industries created the smartphone and not Apple…
We’d all be on speed dial right now 😔
😂😂😂😂
Didn't matter how many times you've seen these, they don't get old
Absolutely! Best pick-me-up’s on a down day😊
Duh... we get older. This is still I the 90s when it was made lol.
i have watched these literally 148 times (real, i keep a log), still chuckle at the very least
It's cuz they're gold Jerry! THEY ARE GOLD!!!
0:03..
Seinfeld: guiding humanity since 1989
A humanity about nothing
A 40 minute Seinfeld compilation? Is it Christmas?
No, Valentine's Day. 😄
Festivus
Festivus
@panch0bill-only 140 days til Christmas 🎄
Hey, I’m over 80 and still love Seinfeld!
Never too old to have a sense of humor and enjoy life!
awesome
Mee too !!!
I am almost 71yrs and Seinfeld is my favorite!!!!😂😅
I’m 14 and love seinfeld!! Happy that both sides of the age spectrum enjoy it :)
"I've been waiting for me to come along, and now I've swept myself off my feet !" Always cracks me up.🤣
“You must’ve been devastated being left for a wall.”
Lmao
Imagine having a job where you make a ton of money, get famous and have attractive women introduced to you every couple of weeks. Not a bad gig.
Yup. It’s a tv show
That's a sweet gig. In some ways. Maybe, many ways.
“You know when you two went down there?”
Kramer just never fails to unintentionally dive bomb any relationship Jerry is in lol
Well, they are all hilarious, but no one made me laugh like the lady with the man's hands! 😂😂😂😂😂
I knew an 18 year old girl who had wrinkled hands like an old lady
This March 1 2024 I'm alone on a Friday night I'm 60 years old had bad luck but getting back on my feet watching this brings me back to my Happy Days with my deceased boyfriend in our beautiful appartment that we lost in a house fire ..... 20:16 p.s. I'm high and my 14 year old dog is snoring ....😂❤ 23:14
God bless you ma'am
Happy days with your deceased boyfriend? That's sick, having fun with a corpse.
"Nobody kisses in my line. You just cost yourself a soup!"😂
21:51 woah!
@@bradford_shaun_murray this is still one of my favorite scenes out of the whole series. Both "Do I know you?" and then the look on her face. 😂 It's gold!
@@JW-vd4il ..22:16
Do I know you?
Mulva #1 just for the name
The name relays are hilarious: “Marla. George. Stacy. Jerry. Stacy. George. Marla. Jerry.” 😂
no joke.!!!!!!!
They're real and they're spectacular!
The Lawyer and Elaine got to touch them but not Jerry 😂😂😂
@@JuanPena-bx8qm hahaha thats gold!
Happy Valentine's Day schmoopies.
"By the year 2000 we'll all be on speeddial.". Kramer predicts the smartphone contact.
no joke.!!!!!!
The speed dial predicted all the drama over the MySpace top 8 lists 😂
Lol do you remember shirts that said you are in my top 8 or smtg like that lol
top 8 was no joke 😂
Woo, the heat that transpired after being lowered or flat out removed from a top 8 is something out of this planet lol
"You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial!"
Breaking up with a woman because of soup, even soup THAT good, is the most insane reason ever.....right up until you decide to break up with a woman just to do a silly voice! 😅😅😅
Ms. Hamilton: “Have some wine Jerome” 😂😂😂😂
She was wearing a cougar shirt too lmao she had it all planned out
@@Balanceiskey-nd6elIm sorry to say I would’ve took advantage.
Jerry's little "ooh" with Gwen is too funny 😂
With acting that good by Jerry, who needs dialog. His acting says it all!!
Bob Sacamano, Todd Gak, Loyd Braun, Tim Watley. Primo names lol It's funny when they say their first and last name for some reason😄😄
Sacamano... Sac à main... "Purse" in French. I wonder if it's a coincidence? It does sound like a name invented for the sound. My favorite name is the retirement community Jerry's parents live in, El Boca Vista: the mouth view.
Todd Gak. What is that Dutch? 🤣
like a beautiful Godzilla lol
lolol
Schoompy
shmoopy
So many beautiful women on this show!
I remember back when I used to watch regular TV and look at the onscreen descriptions of episodes, most Seinfeld episodes had at least a small amount of distinguishing detail in their descriptions… but then one’s description just read: “Jerry dates a woman.” I thought: “Well that doesn’t tell me anything! Jerry dates a woman in pretty much EVERY episode!”
I recognized Walter White😂.What A great career he's had a long with Malcom in the middle also.
Oh now you’ve done it being such an antidentite!
The Two Face is one of the funnniesttt episodesss ❤❤😂😂😂
Gwen, Marla, Valerie, Sidra, Meryl, Ellen, Jeannie.... all prettier than Nicki (the "pretty" one).
TBF Gwen was only prettier half the time. 😉
@@seanj6310 Touche 😀😀
@@seanj6310😂😂
Sidra arguably was but the rest no way
@@seanj6310 Touche 😀
i love so much seinfeld
Nicki was a dime piece!
FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nicki in The Calzone. (00:42)
The actress' real name is Danette. One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.
She had a dude.
@@reallymakesyouthinkGEORGE: “But was it her dude or just some dude? Ask her out again, no Tonys, just Jerry, then you’ll know if he’s her dude or just some dude.”
JERRY: “Dude!! 👍🏻”
Dude: "Hi, what's going on?" Jerry: "I have no idea."
**Stiffler’s mom was Jerry’s gf who was a massage therapist that wouldn’t massage him.
“Smart, like a computer.”
Wasn't it her smile? or did i hear that wrong
I also heard smile
George flinging that rubberband is classic 😂😂😂😂
@@Etom0110. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please share a timestamp if possible 🙏
@@gforce9596 5:47
Paco!!
He doesn't wipe his hands enough after being in soup before he reaches in his jacket pocket for my comfort. Is there something wrong with me?
Elaine was the only one for him.
love movie watch
Poor Jerry. He just couldn't compete with JFK Jr
He should have married Elaine.
Why?
I love seinfeld ❤ One of my favorites 😂😂😂
“Try opening this up, you’ll find the biggest dating scene in the world.” -Jerry
He should have married Meryl. Coutney Cox is so freaking beautiful. She also really showed her comedic chops in Seinfeld.
yes
I think the only joke that aged poorly is the diaphragm one, I don’t think ANYONE uses those anymore 😂
No one uses the Sponge either. But the jokes are still funny 😝
Wait, wait, which one is Schmooopie!?
You’re Schmoopie!! ❤
@@nicky2coats
Ok "schmoopies" have you decided on lunch!?
😡😤
Jerry wasn't looking for love. . He was looking to get out of love
Ok so the honest title of the video is: All the hotties Jerry dated on the show.
that's right.!!!!!
I love how cool they are about Paco's rubber bands.
man courtney cox was GORGEOUS
That cat suit Halloween episode on Friends made her #1 on that show for me.
🤔🤦
Then plastic surgery happened 😢
@@marioholcomb6029 nah she didn't get plastic surgery, she just had various injections, fillers. And she's had them removed now, and she looks just like she used to now, just a bit older. If she'd had actual plastic surgery then that couldn't be reversed.
Teri Hatcher was the one for me 🥵🥹
...a little help...anybody know the backround music/& artist they play in the opening sequence where Jerry's on the pier?
...I've heard it before but can't place it or remember who it is...Thanks!
J E E R Y G E O R G E S T A C E Y M A R L A S T A C E Y M A R L A J E R R Y G E O R G E J E R R Y S T A C E Y M A R L A G E O R G E
Maybe if he didn’t date women who were 10 times out of his league? Seriously, there’s no way Jerry could possibly get any of the women he Does on the show. Maybe now with his money, but not the money he has on the show.
are you autistic?
Psycho relationship issues apart.. Seinfeld cast the best set of women anyone would be lucky to come across in their entire life!
With the exception of the girl assigned to keep Jerry away from the party music.
3:59 best free photography lesson you'll ever get.
Well, strike out the "free".
4:56 😂😂😂this whole episode was amazing