Jerry Gets Audited | The Truth | Seinfeld

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu 8 месяцев назад +145

    The way Kramer sneaks out of Jerry's apartment 😂😂 hearing George dumped her

    • @seveneey
      @seveneey 8 месяцев назад +13

      That's the first time Kramer closed a door so slowly 🤣

  • @seveneey
    @seveneey 8 месяцев назад +90

    George:My whole life has been a complete waste of time
    Jerry:And there is so much more to go😂

  • @sandra.kaplin
    @sandra.kaplin 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:33 ”That’s Karma. No, that’s Kramer.” 😂

  • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
    @SoFloCo-ne4rk 8 месяцев назад +22

    It's been almost 30 years since this show was on the air, and I still notice how well dressed the characters are.

  • @HectorTWE
    @HectorTWE 8 месяцев назад +31

    Must be karma! No, it's Krama! Man I love this show

  • @justinlane1980
    @justinlane1980 8 месяцев назад +22

    Leave it to George to forget he’s doing a friend a favor, and do something for himself! 😂 Why I love the character!

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Месяц назад

      Not only does this show magnify those little things we all think about but make you feel better about your own mistakes!

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 8 месяцев назад +71

    Kramer out the door in one fluid motion 😂

    • @PaulRacz
      @PaulRacz 8 месяцев назад +7

      I believe you mean fluid.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@PaulRacz sure.

    • @jareddemarzo8196
      @jareddemarzo8196 8 месяцев назад

      *fluid

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 8 месяцев назад

      @@jareddemarzo8196 yeah, we covered that already.

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk Месяц назад

      @bossfan49 But it is, in fact, fluid.

  • @Wertical93
    @Wertical93 7 месяцев назад +2

    What a delivery from Jerry... classic!

  • @seveneey
    @seveneey 8 месяцев назад +59

    Elaine looked so beautiful in early season episodes .
    she is pretty still in veep and all

    • @1Clearwords
      @1Clearwords 8 месяцев назад +3

      Back then I wished I looked like Elaine.

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 8 месяцев назад +4

      Always beautiful!

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 8 месяцев назад +13

    "She asked me to tell her the truth
    So you lie"
    George did try to lie.

  • @RSe-t6k
    @RSe-t6k 8 месяцев назад +29

    "It is your ear rings! But there is so much more!"

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 8 месяцев назад +11

    This episode made me think I should keep receipts for every single thing I ever buy! 🤣

  • @TheStuport
    @TheStuport 8 месяцев назад +31

    Those Poor Krakitonians! Now you're being audited because of it....See?...that's Karma. "No, that's Kramer" 🤣🤣🤣 And then Miss Paper Mache enters to fix everything! 😂😂😂

    • @xjcrossx
      @xjcrossx 8 месяцев назад +9

      Papeay mache

    • @TheStuport
      @TheStuport 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@xjcrossx 🤣 Perfect delivery!

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 2 месяца назад

      its weird how people say literally what we just seen except they aren't funny...its funny when they do it in the show. But kinda annoying when people repeat what was said but forget that its not funny....like yea, we get it, it was funny. We ALL just seen it....we aren't watching the show waiting for the punch lines...

  • @baileyantonengpei7860
    @baileyantonengpei7860 8 месяцев назад +4

    Man this is a classic ! Has anyone wonder how the other folks in the diner don’t yell at George when he spazzes out ?😅

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 2 месяца назад

      no...its a show. If it was real life, he would have been kicked out the first day. You need to learn how to suspend disbelief....if you can believe the impossible things on this show...your brain should have skipped that bit first.

  • @The2000guy
    @The2000guy 8 месяцев назад +9

    George broke her heart

  • @DarthWill3
    @DarthWill3 8 месяцев назад +20

    Kramer is wise to leave the room, knowing of the explosion that is about to ensue. 😆

  • @rattus3102
    @rattus3102 8 месяцев назад +3

    2:41 Kramer feels so at home with Jerry, that he even wants to open the door when the doorbell rings.😅😅

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 8 месяцев назад +7

    Kramer is next level🤣💯👍

  • @TotalyRandomUsername
    @TotalyRandomUsername 8 месяцев назад +18

    It was and ever will be the best show ever. :)

    • @ravinraven6913
      @ravinraven6913 2 месяца назад

      man you must watch some boring, stupid or some lame things. Seinfeld is good, but its a show about nothing. So shows with actual plot are hands down better....this is just stand up if the camera followed them around...and Seinfeld really isn't that good at stand up. He has one style, that doesn't reach most people now.
      what else has he been in...nothing of note? no way! I wonder why....not really, its obvious. Even when its good, its more than forgettable. Like that woke bee movie, not really funny and plays on tropes that seem unrealistic.

    • @TotalyRandomUsername
      @TotalyRandomUsername 2 месяца назад

      @@ravinraven6913 Every single sitcom about a friends group in a big town is a copy of Seinfeld. They copied even lots of the jokes. Friends is (a very tame one) HIMYM is a nearby one to one copy (a very lame one) and Seinfeld is an episode based and not a storyline driven show. Like for exaple most star trek series, battle star galactica and so on. And nobody would call them boring or lame. Do not insult people when you do not have any clue about the topic you are talking about.

  • @mobus1603
    @mobus1603 8 месяцев назад +2

    "We're cool. Everything's cool. No Problem. We're good."
    "Just chatting. Very friendly."

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 8 месяцев назад +16

    1:17 I mean, at the end of the day Jerry did get in there 😎

    • @shade1121-ce8dc
      @shade1121-ce8dc 8 месяцев назад +1

      And she faked it.

    • @PerryHowell-h9v
      @PerryHowell-h9v 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@shade1121-ce8dcshe always faked it. She wasn't having them then.

    • @johndorian473
      @johndorian473 20 дней назад

      Why would he care. He got his either way

  • @lonelyheroine
    @lonelyheroine 8 месяцев назад +60

    Well, the woman was insistent that George tell her what he thought was wrong with her---she really seemed to want to know and pressed him for information. Granted, he could have used more tact and forethought and should have chosen his words more wisely, but it's George we're talking about. I have to take his side on this one.

    • @AdityaKanfade
      @AdityaKanfade 8 месяцев назад +6

      Should have first taken Jerry's papers back. Then do whatever he wanted.

    • @lonelyheroine
      @lonelyheroine 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@AdityaKanfade That would have been the sensible thing to do, but George has never been one to think ahead. He shoots off his mouth without considering possible reactions and that's pretty much his trademark. lol

    • @AdityaKanfade
      @AdityaKanfade 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@lonelyheroine Oh yeah! My bad. It's literally in George's character to mess up when he needs to do something for his friends. I remember another episode where George broke up with that lawyer who was about to free Babu Bhatt.

    • @12Blueace
      @12Blueace 8 месяцев назад +2

      ⁠@@AdityaKanfadeand then he’s shocked to find out she didn’t help Babu.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 8 месяцев назад

      If a woman insists she wants you to tell her the truth, she's lying.

  • @alexmapp5444
    @alexmapp5444 8 месяцев назад +7

    I watched this episode on Netflix last week!

  • @rocknral
    @rocknral 8 месяцев назад +2

    George eventually got there with the telling the truth gig in "the opposite"

  • @oxnerd
    @oxnerd 8 месяцев назад +2

    You have to have copies of your tax forms, Jerry!

  • @NeungView
    @NeungView 8 месяцев назад +10

    Krakatao is WEST of Java

    • @andrasszabo1570
      @andrasszabo1570 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's a reference to the famous 1968 disaster movie with Max Schell.

    • @diatonicdelirium1743
      @diatonicdelirium1743 8 месяцев назад +1

      In Seinfeld Logic it matters whether you approach from north or south!

    • @falcon-ng6sd
      @falcon-ng6sd 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@diatonicdelirium1743 Or if you're standing on opposite sides.

  • @destineetyson7756
    @destineetyson7756 8 месяцев назад +2

    I love Seinfeld my favorite TV show ♥️😍😍♥️📺📺♥️♥️📺📺♥️♥️♥️

  • @allanjasonmburu2186
    @allanjasonmburu2186 8 месяцев назад +23

    oh my gawd elaine was gorgeous back then

  • @Anangelspath
    @Anangelspath 8 месяцев назад +2

    Love Jerry Seinfeld should be declared a national treasure of the United States

  • @joshfactor1
    @joshfactor1 8 месяцев назад +6

    smart people make copies

  • @perrystone879
    @perrystone879 8 месяцев назад +8

    How does Kramer pay for his apartment wth lol

    • @shadow-4021
      @shadow-4021 6 месяцев назад +1

      Modern day squatter laws? I don't know.

    • @KingE20
      @KingE20 6 месяцев назад

      He had random hustle moments which probably allowed him to skate by with rent control price points.

    • @rockguitarist931
      @rockguitarist931 5 месяцев назад +2

      apparently he lives off the royalties of two different books that he wrote

    • @diegoaguilera2937
      @diegoaguilera2937 4 месяца назад

      His mother pays it.

    • @chrlpolk
      @chrlpolk Месяц назад

      He knows a guy 😂

  • @Love-tv5bs
    @Love-tv5bs 8 месяцев назад +6

    copies?

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557 8 месяцев назад +1

    3:03
    Me: Go on.

  • @HereForTheComments
    @HereForTheComments 8 месяцев назад +5

    Did everybody get their W-2s? Did you get your tax refunds yet?

    • @BrazenBull001
      @BrazenBull001 8 месяцев назад +3

      Refunds? HA!

    • @joycampi7233
      @joycampi7233 8 месяцев назад +1

      Hvnt received mine but was told it was mailed............on January 31st!!!! 😂

  • @augusto____
    @augusto____ 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love a Star Wars reference on Seinfeld

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Месяц назад

      Disney+ has plenty of chance to reference Dustin Hoffman

  • @Whoopdido777
    @Whoopdido777 5 месяцев назад +2

    It’s funny…this episode is 33 years old and Jerry is talking about making copies of his tax files. To this day (2024) I still don’t make copies of my tax files. It seems like every year my older brother chastises me for not computerizing my source documents and every year I blow him off. Things are so much different now though. You should be able to get everything you need online.

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu6175 8 месяцев назад +2

    3:34 Long Live the King 😈

  • @FantometteBR
    @FantometteBR 8 месяцев назад +1

    Jerry should never ask afriend's pal to do these sort of things

  • @smokesletsgo2374
    @smokesletsgo2374 8 месяцев назад +1

    the i-r-ESSSSS

  • @rattus3102
    @rattus3102 8 месяцев назад

    Wait....why can't i remember this episode....i thought i had seen them all!
    🤔❔❔

  • @georgekuru
    @georgekuru 8 месяцев назад +1

    Krakatoa is West of Java.

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu6175 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:34 What else!

  • @illusionxmuta
    @illusionxmuta 8 месяцев назад

    Those brave Krakatoans!

  • @RascalsOnTheLoose
    @RascalsOnTheLoose 8 месяцев назад +7

    I WANNA MAKE A TOAST TO THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME 🥃

  • @bngr_bngr
    @bngr_bngr 8 месяцев назад +4

    Kramer the Seed of Evil.

  • @kierkegaard54
    @kierkegaard54 8 месяцев назад +3

    How come this channel doesn't get a strike?

  • @GCSol
    @GCSol 3 месяца назад

    LOL, I got audited once. My exwife claimed I cheated on our taxes the whole time we were married. The day of the audit I gave them all the paperwork showing the our taxes had been done by H&R Block. The same H&R Block office managed by my exwifes mother. Needless to say the audit only lasted a few minutes.

  • @johngonzalez4298
    @johngonzalez4298 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love this show 😂

    • @corey-bird3489
      @corey-bird3489 Месяц назад

      Nothing in the world like this or Frasier

  • @Lucian-mg9mw
    @Lucian-mg9mw 2 месяца назад +1

    I’ve had many rectal examinations. They’re not so bad.

  • @renaissance18
    @renaissance18 8 месяцев назад +1

    Elaine: like you this donation for 50 bucks and i'd start tearing my clothes off? at 1:18 LOL

  • @georgiasmith64
    @georgiasmith64 8 месяцев назад +2

    I would have just gone to a CPA, you know you're going to have to pay either way 😮

  • @hood_TheJoker
    @hood_TheJoker 5 месяцев назад

    relying on George Cantstandya to handle a problem... sure😁

  • @jlinnlinn4241
    @jlinnlinn4241 8 месяцев назад +1

    Kramer leaves. Let that be a lesson.lol😢

  • @okplld
    @okplld 8 месяцев назад +1

    Who the f**k keeps all the receipts?

  • @isaacvega8310
    @isaacvega8310 8 месяцев назад +7

    Id donate my left eye for Elaine.

  • @autoblu6175
    @autoblu6175 8 месяцев назад

    2:20 but

  • @markthomas3730
    @markthomas3730 8 месяцев назад +1

    kRAKATOA IS ACTUALLY NORTHWEST OF JAVA...

  • @bobbylee2853
    @bobbylee2853 5 месяцев назад +1

    Would it kill you to give a 👍

  • @bertmustin
    @bertmustin 8 месяцев назад +4

    Elaine changed for the worst over the course of the show.

    • @shiptj01
      @shiptj01 8 месяцев назад

      She became feminized. She slept with too many men and she lost her ability to pair bond.

  • @LordTalax
    @LordTalax 8 месяцев назад

    Weird edits.

  • @QualeQualeson
    @QualeQualeson 8 месяцев назад

    Papier-mâché. I honestly didn't know how Americans would say it otherwise, so I checked. I think they just say paper-mâché, so the devil is in the i apparently. Why an Anglified version of the first word and keeping the French in the second is less pretentious is a little hazy to me. Maybe 50% less pretentious? 😄

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 8 месяцев назад

      Surely they'll reduce it to something like "paper-mash" in due time :P.

    • @CalLadyQED
      @CalLadyQED 2 месяца назад

      We change the first vowel in mache to a schaw.

  • @maximinacalitogonzalez2688
    @maximinacalitogonzalez2688 8 месяцев назад

    You don't even have a job For that true story it's just like the way you Really don't know, even way how to cook.😮

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 8 месяцев назад +5

    You called him "Saműêl"
    "Pai-pièr maché"!?!?
    Whats "Pai-pièr maché"!?!?!?