Farewell to Another College Football Season

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2024
  • It's an understandably emotional time for the college football as we lay to rest another season. Michigan wears the crown for the first time since 1997, Alabama has a few suggestions for next season, Florida State and Georgia have a friendly little meeting in a storage closet, and Ole Miss is probably rummaging through your stuff right now.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  3 месяца назад +933

    Thank y'all for another great year of Roll Call!

    • @michaelthomas5140
      @michaelthomas5140 3 месяца назад +6

      Thank you good sir for all of the entertaining videos this season!

    • @katw5840
      @katw5840 3 месяца назад +1

      Amen

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 3 месяца назад +12

      Thanks for the laughs! You captured this season so well!
      And please make Darth Mizz permanent

    • @TheIndianaGeoff
      @TheIndianaGeoff 3 месяца назад

      I thank you for providing me enough knowledge to talk about college football here in the south (ok Florida) without actually having to watch any. And some laughs along the way.

    • @brandonjohnson203
      @brandonjohnson203 3 месяца назад +2

      Thank you so much Matt! These are always so great and funny! Can't wait for the 2024 SEC Roll Call season! GBO!

  • @bcreepy8008
    @bcreepy8008 3 месяца назад +888

    “Its not stealing, it’s the transfer portal”

    • @smcgruder4853
      @smcgruder4853 3 месяца назад +7

      Funniest Shi+ ever

    • @michaelfkessler2685
      @michaelfkessler2685 3 месяца назад +57

      Who the hell leaves a discontented three-star wide receiver just sitting in the front seat? 😂😂😂

    • @roylabella2434
      @roylabella2434 3 месяца назад +18

      Your loss is our gain😂HYDR HT

    • @jaredtrp
      @jaredtrp 3 месяца назад +1

      And Michigan didn't steal signs, they electronically borrowed them until disuse.

    • @jameskeyes9112
      @jameskeyes9112 3 месяца назад +17

      @@roylabella2434 Sitting here enjoying the tears of fans from schools who always said Ole Miss "cheated" when they were doing the same thing. NIL levels the playing field. :D

  • @michaelb1478
    @michaelb1478 3 месяца назад +669

    I died at Mizzou force choking OSU 😂💀

  • @mpfrierson91
    @mpfrierson91 3 месяца назад +436

    Darth Mizzou showing up at the end just to force choke Ohio State is both savage and pun intended. 😂

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 3 месяца назад +10

      That was great

    • @desireetman
      @desireetman 3 месяца назад +14

      This Michigan fan approves ❤️Darth Mizzou❤️ Ohhh confetti 🎉 #GoBlue!! 💛💙

    • @davidcraft4636
      @davidcraft4636 3 месяца назад

      OSU doesn’t care about Mizzou. Maybe Day with have a QB to play in the game.

    • @americanfirst913
      @americanfirst913 3 месяца назад

      @@davidcraft4636MIZ BABY

    • @fatjonseatingadventures5429
      @fatjonseatingadventures5429 3 месяца назад +5

      @@davidcraft4636osu doesn’t care about winning, loser school and program

  • @thomasbland6428
    @thomasbland6428 3 месяца назад +272

    With Saban’s retirement, please make a bonus short on Alabama’s reaction as well as the rest of the teams.

    • @thenovicenovelist
      @thenovicenovelist 3 месяца назад +11

      I was curious about his reaction to that news as well

    • @smboyd1
      @smboyd1 3 месяца назад +11

      Who needs a video when the news has Auburn celebrating in the streets! I died laughing. Just kidding, Matt, we're waiting... eagerly.

    • @jliller
      @jliller 3 месяца назад +2

      Wait, Saban retired? How did I miss this news? Oh, glorious day!

    • @juanharden7754
      @juanharden7754 3 месяца назад +1

      Brilliant

    • @schwanbox
      @schwanbox 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jliller Crazy week for long tenured coaches Carrol Saban and Belichick all step downed within days of each other.

  • @Bus00
    @Bus00 3 месяца назад +663

    I'm a huge Florida fan, and the "Bowls aren't for me" joke still made me laugh. Great work once again!

    • @JDashRider
      @JDashRider 3 месяца назад +1

      You need an intervention if you’re huge. To be obese and also a fan of Florida will most likely kill you. Just being one of those is very unhealthy.

    • @ClhCgu45
      @ClhCgu45 3 месяца назад +25

      I’m glad he understands that we hate both Georgia and FSU equally

    • @lilbatz
      @lilbatz 3 месяца назад +1

      This is one of my favorite vids so far. Great work!

    • @user-qo9lq7tp4w
      @user-qo9lq7tp4w 3 месяца назад +3

      that part made me an FSU fan laugh and cry too. Wonderfully created bit.

    • @VVeremoose
      @VVeremoose 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm an Arkansas fan, and the Peteino bit literally bent me over laughing.

  • @donovanmclaughlin4830
    @donovanmclaughlin4830 3 месяца назад +165

    This is the BEST! "What did I say about bowls!?" Florida: "Not for me."

  • @dakotatubbsMIZ
    @dakotatubbsMIZ 3 месяца назад +399

    Matt Mitchell has helped make this one of the my most memorable Missouri seasons. Long live Darth Mizz

    • @waterbug314
      @waterbug314 3 месяца назад +11

      I wonder how long he can play Duel of the Fates without a copyright strike

    • @Drizzle8481
      @Drizzle8481 3 месяца назад +10

      Darth Mizz? Is that what we're calling that "Cotton Bowl Classic" now????

    • @willhughes429
      @willhughes429 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@waterbug314As long as he has the high ground anything is possible.

    • @chrisaustin8442
      @chrisaustin8442 3 месяца назад +19

      ​@@Drizzle8481 "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

    • @liloreoinya
      @liloreoinya 3 месяца назад +11

      MIZ baby 😅

  • @clifmillwood
    @clifmillwood 3 месяца назад +241

    The UGA-FSU-UF sequence was hilarious and glorious!!

    • @rhondalupo3531
      @rhondalupo3531 3 месяца назад +11

      I haven't laughed that much in a great while! The Darth Mizzou and Ohio were topping on the cake!

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад

      ​@@rhondalupo3531 you better watch out or the force ghost of Jim Tressel is going to appear and put a tattoo on you so you don't forget it's apparently "The Ohio State University" ™️ or some such.

    • @katarh
      @katarh 3 месяца назад +11

      I saw those two natty rings...

    • @Statickification
      @Statickification 3 месяца назад

      "Buckle up, Buttercup!"

    • @user-el8lz7vf9j
      @user-el8lz7vf9j 3 месяца назад +1

      yeah

  • @russs7574
    @russs7574 3 месяца назад +169

    "Bo Nix's 43rd year of eligibility." That one had me on the floor....figuratively.
    Matt Mitchell....often imitated, never duplicated.

    • @BrianK-zz4fk
      @BrianK-zz4fk 3 месяца назад +1

      i think he was playing when i was in college 20 years ago 😂

    • @ms.n4878
      @ms.n4878 3 месяца назад +1

      I KNOW!!! 😂😂 I found that hilarious because I have been saying the same thing!!🤭

    • @setalight7290
      @setalight7290 3 месяца назад +3

      Its crazy hes a 5th year senior but pennix is a 6th and nobody said a thing💀

    • @jmberrington2475
      @jmberrington2475 3 месяца назад +2

      Has a duck fan I loved it and cracked up too! but Penix was in his 6th right at the U W ? LOL

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@jmberrington2475 UW had a lot of 6th years I believe Oregon just has more exposure.

  • @joecarnes8758
    @joecarnes8758 3 месяца назад +102

    The Bama wink for when "we want to go back to before we payed players" killed me.😂

  • @alans6752
    @alans6752 3 месяца назад +291

    Ya know it is a fantastic skit when you have to watch it at least 10 times to catch all the subtle inside jokes. Well done, sir!

    • @namewitheld2568
      @namewitheld2568 3 месяца назад +3

      Exactly. Sometimes I actually have to look up the references on Google because they are so inside baseball

  • @jamesdcarroll1
    @jamesdcarroll1 3 месяца назад +127

    "I can't stop smiling. This is just the greatest." As a Michigan fan I can 100% confirm that's how we all feel inside.

    • @positroll7870
      @positroll7870 3 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/91PpfWU-rmA/видео.htmlsi=XVT52KDazx0eJTcA
      😁

    • @Between_thetacklesLIVE
      @Between_thetacklesLIVE 3 месяца назад +10

      BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS CALLING ME

    • @wesleyhobbs4132
      @wesleyhobbs4132 3 месяца назад

      Enjoy it while you can, soon the NCAA will vacate all your wins this season for cheating.

    • @henrymartinson2363
      @henrymartinson2363 3 месяца назад +3

      Same I cried when they won

    • @KyleLeHeup
      @KyleLeHeup 3 месяца назад +2

      Nope

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 3 месяца назад +59

    " A lost for Bama is a victory for America" LoL, Matt I'll have to remember that line.

  • @StretchyBog6
    @StretchyBog6 3 месяца назад +55

    "It's not stealing, it's the transfer portal" bruh I'm dead

  • @youtubecommentsectiondebates
    @youtubecommentsectiondebates 3 месяца назад +208

    There are many imitators but there is only one Matt Mitchell. This is an hilarious and fitting conclusion to a great football season and a great season worth of Matt's videos.

    • @jaredstivers
      @jaredstivers 3 месяца назад +2

      Him and the crew at SEC Shorts are Gold

    • @light-master
      @light-master 3 месяца назад +3

      There are many imitators, but there is only one Georgia.

  • @DanMaluch
    @DanMaluch 3 месяца назад +31

    As a Michigan fan, seeing Ohio State get force choked by Mizzou and then seeing Michigan celebrate as national champions at the end of the video made me happy

    • @lennyj2080
      @lennyj2080 3 месяца назад +3

      jst a great ending of the most magical season...OSU looking pathetic and UM as #1!!!!!!

    • @JayJay-ku8gp
      @JayJay-ku8gp 3 месяца назад

      I wonder Michigan will look after ncaa punishment and with Harbaugh and Minter gone? 🤔 guess we'll see in 2024! Congrats on the win!

    • @lennyj2080
      @lennyj2080 3 месяца назад

      @@JayJay-ku8gp Yep...next year will be different than this year...it always is. No NCAA penalties are coming at all, it is all a bunch of smoke. The NATTIE will shine in Bo Hall forever.

  • @christopherpearson5887
    @christopherpearson5887 3 месяца назад +18

    As a Georgia fan, I couldn't stop laughing. I literally couldn't breathe. "Do you have 11 players?". "I think so." "Well buckle up buttercup."

  • @Palpatinesw
    @Palpatinesw 3 месяца назад +183

    I am a Florida State fan and I was waiting for our appearance in this video and as painful was it was to watch (but not nearly as painful as the actual game) I still smirked at our scene.

    • @lindamann8520
      @lindamann8520 3 месяца назад +27

      I'm a longtime Dawgs fan, but have been a Noles/ACC fan as well. I was truly sorry for BOTH teams, and seriously sorry for you guys. It was over before it started. Had you been able to keep all your players from the transport portal, THIS would have been THE. REAL. National Championship playoff regardless. What a GAME that would have been! Very Sorry for both teams, their coaches, and fan base. Esp sorry for FSU coach. Like running championship track meet with your shoelaces tied together like a pair of Walmart shoes. smh. See you in the Championship next year👍

    • @jxchamb
      @jxchamb 3 месяца назад

      Did they end up winning their bowl game?

    • @BigDaddyCruz
      @BigDaddyCruz 3 месяца назад +6

      They won our hearts.@@jxchamb

    • @trclark7689
      @trclark7689 3 месяца назад +5

      Go Noles!

    • @dev-null
      @dev-null 3 месяца назад +5

      @@lindamann8520 Couple of points here. 1. FSU would have never got to the title game even with their starting QB. Michigan, Bama, Georgia, PROBABLY Washington, are all better than a full strength FSU. 2. I really can not wait for next year when FSU goes back to .500 and we can stop hearing about them. They haven't been relevant since the 90s', and nobody misses them.

  • @Glauraung
    @Glauraung 3 месяца назад +147

    Great job Matt, I particularly liked Bama's comment about going back to a time 'we didn't pay our players' and then winking:) Excellent work.

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад +6

      Lmao yup. I remember the 90s.

    • @ryanjones79
      @ryanjones79 3 месяца назад +9

      and 00's and 10's...

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ryanjones79 lol I'm gonna keep my comments to myself regarding those years because Saban cultists will never leave me alone.

    • @larrycalvert6677
      @larrycalvert6677 3 месяца назад +9

      In Bama's case, that time was when dinosaurs walked the earth.

    • @dmp539
      @dmp539 3 месяца назад

      That wink had me rolling ! 😉🤣

  • @markintexas3030
    @markintexas3030 3 месяца назад +59

    As a Mizzou fan, I was not disappointed, in the season, in the Cotton Bowl (though I wouldn’t have minded maybe some offense during the first 40 minutes of the game), or in Darth Mizz’s appearance. Mizzou-Rah! Can we skip the rest of basketball season and just go back to football?

    • @shawnkurtz4424
      @shawnkurtz4424 3 месяца назад +1

      What's this bas-ket-ball you speak of? That's about as foreign a concept as a Mizzou defender covering the wide open 3.
      *Sad mizzou noises while holding a picture of Kobe and Dmoi.

  • @namewitheld2568
    @namewitheld2568 3 месяца назад +22

    Best new character this year, Dark Mizzou. Last year The Vanderbot. You are absolutely the best Matt.

    • @RobGamesOn
      @RobGamesOn 3 месяца назад +4

      You can't leave out The Dawgfather

  • @DanielHancock-yd6bt
    @DanielHancock-yd6bt 3 месяца назад +12

    "It's not stealin', it's the transfer portal" perfectly sums up Ole Miss in the off season...

  • @feeorenza7984
    @feeorenza7984 3 месяца назад +6

    UGA "Do you have 11 players?"
    FSU "I think...Maybe?"
    Classic.

  • @AlyJeann
    @AlyJeann 3 месяца назад +35

    I'm just impressed by your collection of college tees!

  • @paulzapp-albin5544
    @paulzapp-albin5544 3 месяца назад +17

    So much good in this. Oregon/Liberty, the Ol' Miss transfer portal, and Florida not being allowed to use a bowl anymore were my favorites.

  • @jacobjones62
    @jacobjones62 3 месяца назад +49

    The Auburn sentiment was captured perfectly. I was in an Alabama Buccees with my Michigan gear on after the Rose Bowl. The Auburn fans were thanking me for beating Bama like I had personally made the goal line stop. It was hilarious.

    • @vnvet2282
      @vnvet2282 3 месяца назад +2

      I used to live in Alabama. Doesn't surprise me at all.

    • @KingKong-fj4dk
      @KingKong-fj4dk 3 месяца назад +10

      Only 2 college teams I hate. Bama and Ohio State. So I am loving The Wolverines right now.

    • @blank-vj1mc
      @blank-vj1mc 3 месяца назад

      @@KingKong-fj4dkYou do realize your team is objectively more obnoxious than both of those programs combined?

    • @jakimmixon1461
      @jakimmixon1461 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro was in Athens with a Michigan gear on??😮😂 beware the Bama fans

    • @KingKong-fj4dk
      @KingKong-fj4dk 3 месяца назад +4

      @@blank-vj1mc1: No one is more obnoxious than Bama. 2: Michigan isn't my team. But I'll root for anyone that plays Bama or osu.

  • @adrianpadin1840
    @adrianpadin1840 3 месяца назад +52

    As a Michigan fan, I too have not stopped smiling for the past 48 hours

    • @jeebusthegreat8819
      @jeebusthegreat8819 3 месяца назад +7

      HAIL!

    • @donovanwilson6756
      @donovanwilson6756 3 месяца назад +8

      @@jeebusthegreat8819TO THE VICTORS VALIANT

    • @chasMMA
      @chasMMA 3 месяца назад +4

      BET

    • @positroll7870
      @positroll7870 3 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/91PpfWU-rmA/видео.htmlsi=XVT52KDazx0eJTcA

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 3 месяца назад +1

      As a Clemson alum, just a friendly head's-up: college students transfer, graduate, go on to the NFL, coaches go elsewhere, etc., and "dynasties" are fleeting. Even 'Bama's is in jeopardy now.... Enjoy it while you got it & don't assume it's going to last.

  • @normlang1994
    @normlang1994 3 месяца назад +67

    "A loss for Bama is a win for America" 🤣🤣🤣 AMEN!

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад +4

      And there are a select few teams of which that applies. Cowboys, Patriots (still true, right?)...and Tide I guess. Ohio State? The Jets for sure.

    • @danielmoore8695
      @danielmoore8695 3 месяца назад +4

      @@pdxcorgidad the Yankees

    • @charlesdavenport2543
      @charlesdavenport2543 3 месяца назад +4

      Roll Tears!

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад +1

      @@danielmoore8695 I'm ashamed to have forgotten the freaking Yankees and will go sit in timeout.

  • @samfly87
    @samfly87 3 месяца назад +15

    Matt Mitchell, as a Georgia fan still disappointed with the season outcome (and ready to tear down Mercedes Benz in the hopes that we can win an SEC Championship in a different stadium), this is my favorite line from a video this season “What did I tell you about bowls?” “That they’re not for me anymore.” I cried tears of joy and cramped my stomach from laughing so hard. Thank you again.

    • @findme7585
      @findme7585 10 дней назад

      Go dawgs man 😂❤

  • @AerynBella
    @AerynBella 3 месяца назад +15

    Ever since Mizzou beat OSU, I have been desperately (yet patiently) refreshing my RUclips feed waiting for a recap. And then Georgia killed FSU, and then Bama went down, and Texas. I hoped and prayed Matt would give us a recap even if the SEC wasn't in the championship game (present or future members). Thank you, Matt, for bringing the funny!! (I honestly don't know what I'll do this off season without your Roll Calls.)

  • @gladser7401
    @gladser7401 3 месяца назад +38

    Matt, you're a genius! This is great! I really appreciate how you included so many different teams from outside the SEC in this one. RTR!!!

  • @prettyandsadiddy
    @prettyandsadiddy 3 месяца назад +12

    Saban's retirement being announced mere hours after this video is released makes Bama's "Do we really have to embrace a new year?" hit wayyyyy too close to home right now

  • @aliwantizu
    @aliwantizu 3 месяца назад +22

    Matt, thank you SO very much for all that you do for all of us. As a Michigan grad and fan, I'm glad that you didn't take the easy cheap shots and instead were very respectful and left the cheap shots and comedy to the other teams. Bowls not for you had me roflmao. And everything Roll Tide and that team down south of Michigan said was golden. Go Blue! ~Be Blessed

  • @shanefrederick7731
    @shanefrederick7731 3 месяца назад +29

    As a long-suffering UK fan, I will always take 7-5 seasons, as long as a random 9 or 10 win season sprinkles in there every 4-5 years.

    • @MrDmorgan52
      @MrDmorgan52 3 месяца назад +1

      Especially since we really haven't been a football school since......Creation?

    • @toddfloore3279
      @toddfloore3279 3 месяца назад +2

      Unless Stoops changes his philosophy of playing not to lose, we can’t expect better.

    • @ARYZEMusic
      @ARYZEMusic 3 месяца назад +1

      Your wish is granted, sir

    • @doctorivan
      @doctorivan 3 месяца назад +1

      The fall Saturdays of my childhood were filled with trips to Commonwealth... during the Claiborne and Curry years. UK playing meaningful football after Big Blue Madness still feels a little novel to me.

    • @ashleydowney1222
      @ashleydowney1222 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@MrDmorgan52 According to my 87 year old grandmother. UK was a football school when they had Paul " Bear"Bryant as their coach. The same time as Rupp being the basketball coach.

  • @andrewbeck4854
    @andrewbeck4854 3 месяца назад +4

    Just when I though SEC Shorts knocked it out of the park with their “I’m usually playing in the game” sketch, here comes ol Matt Mitchell taking it to the next level

  • @DaddingAllDay
    @DaddingAllDay 3 месяца назад +7

    Dark Mizzou lives!!!

  • @heatwave1789
    @heatwave1789 3 месяца назад +11

    Another year and a good year of roll Call. Gotra say my davorite this season was Dark Mizzo 😅 keep up the great work Matt

  • @joelmorrison2950
    @joelmorrison2950 3 месяца назад +36

    I’m all in on Tennessee breaking my heart and mind again next year!

    • @G1ft3dConfus1on
      @G1ft3dConfus1on 3 месяца назад +2

      im expecting another season like this one next year give Nico some time to build up and get some experience. hopefully he stays with us for Junior and Senior year and we can have something to REALLY look forward to then.

    • @Supervillain725
      @Supervillain725 3 месяца назад

      ​@G1ft3dConfus1on it all depends on who pays him more

    • @southerngal5099
      @southerngal5099 3 месяца назад +1

      Ditto

    • @mandolinman2006
      @mandolinman2006 3 месяца назад

      ​@@G1ft3dConfus1on why didn't they start him before the championship game?

    • @wendyduncan9084
      @wendyduncan9084 3 месяца назад +4

      So basically you’re saying that you’re going to watch the games? Lol Go Vols!!!

  • @davidkeller9345
    @davidkeller9345 3 месяца назад +9

    As a Liberty Alum, I was just happy to be there
    Also during the game you could tell the moment Oregon decided "We will NOT be in the same conversation as FSU" during the 2nd quarter.
    Really wasn't the same after that.

    • @vnvet2282
      @vnvet2282 3 месяца назад +1

      hats off to Liberty. They had a great year. I was rooting for you guys in the Fiesta Bowl. Oregon is a bully, beating up on everybody - but us. (UW alum)

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg 3 месяца назад +3

      Sorry you went to the most misnamed school in America.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 3 месяца назад +23

    As another season ends may we bow our heads in prayer, to the wins, the losses and what may have been.

  • @ericscott3997
    @ericscott3997 3 месяца назад +11

    Absolutely Brilliant! Everything was spot on, especially love the "Dawg Father" with his backroom beat down of FSU (No Bowls for Florida, almost made me spit my coffee) Ya had me wondering when/how "Darth Miz" would show, and fitting it used the force against OSU. As a life long Michigan fan, this truly made my year but I couldn't have enjoyed it as much without Matt's sketches. Thank you for the last SEC Roll Call of the season. I look forward to your other online bits, and can't wait for next season to begin. Go Blue! (Oh, by the way, this was WAY better than SEC Shorts season end)

  • @shaneconnell2191
    @shaneconnell2191 3 месяца назад +64

    As an OU fan who watched the game, that flat football joke hit close😂

    • @TheCheeseNinja55
      @TheCheeseNinja55 3 месяца назад

      Can you explain it then?

    • @nickanderson5979
      @nickanderson5979 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@TheCheeseNinja55 I can't remember the name of the team OU played but apparently they have a tradition where if they get a interception or recover a fumble they take that ball and impale it on a sword......OU had 6 turnovers lol

    • @UrbinoZokin
      @UrbinoZokin 3 месяца назад +9

      @@TheCheeseNinja55Arizona has a turnover sword so when they get a takeaway they add a football to the sword

    • @TheCheeseNinja55
      @TheCheeseNinja55 3 месяца назад +1

      @@nickanderson5979 Ah, thanks. I didn’t know Arizona had that tradition.

    • @TheCheeseNinja55
      @TheCheeseNinja55 3 месяца назад

      @@UrbinoZokin Thank you.

  • @BAMA2209HEISMAN
    @BAMA2209HEISMAN 3 месяца назад +62

    Arkansas that was so poetic and destined to be a train wreck ❤🐘

    • @roberthunter5059
      @roberthunter5059 3 месяца назад +18

      Or motorcycle wreck

    • @malcolmt7883
      @malcolmt7883 3 месяца назад +2

      It will go great until expectations are high, and then, Sam Pitman will suffer a tragic accident.

    • @BAMA2209HEISMAN
      @BAMA2209HEISMAN 3 месяца назад +3

      @@roberthunter5059 wish I had thought about that 😂🤣

    • @illogicerr3769
      @illogicerr3769 3 месяца назад +2

      At least someone in Arkansas won a championship this season.

    • @Mg0936
      @Mg0936 3 месяца назад

      @@illogicerr3769basketball sure ain’t. I should be used to it though. I’m an Arkansas fan lol

  • @bassmedic
    @bassmedic 3 месяца назад +6

    Darth Mizz choking out the Ohio state was hilarious

  • @russellanderson3901
    @russellanderson3901 3 месяца назад +23

    Love your videos, Matt. Cant wait til next season for more SEC roll calls

  • @michaelfkessler2685
    @michaelfkessler2685 3 месяца назад +7

    DARTH MIZZ IS BACK!

  • @bowlnow824
    @bowlnow824 3 месяца назад +25

    What a way to end the college football season with Matt! Love these

    • @comedianhaze1619
      @comedianhaze1619 3 месяца назад

      Gone be a long 7 months 😢😢😢😢😢

  • @oldguy9078
    @oldguy9078 3 месяца назад +5

    " It's not stealing it's the transfer portal" 😆🤣😆🤣

  • @grimbyrne195
    @grimbyrne195 3 месяца назад +29

    So much to love in this video, Matt has done it again!

  • @JackofAllTrades1
    @JackofAllTrades1 3 месяца назад +4

    Waiting for Darth Mizz to show up in this skit was like waiting for Mizzou to score in the Cotton Bowl… took way too long! :)

  • @rogerwoods6322
    @rogerwoods6322 3 месяца назад +3

    I knew Darth Mizz was going to make an appearance as I was watching that. I could feel his presence.

  • @jerryharrington1034
    @jerryharrington1034 3 месяца назад +17

    Iowa still hasn’t scored !! Can’t stop laughing. Well done guys !! MIZ …

    • @ARYZEMusic
      @ARYZEMusic 3 месяца назад +5

      For Iowa, it's a joke that apparently never ends...

  • @billiedavis2353
    @billiedavis2353 3 месяца назад +5

    "The end of Alabama's Dynasty." 😂 But with the announcement this afternoon ... that just hits different now. 😢😭😭😭😭

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 3 месяца назад

      Bear in mind, I'm a Clemson alum, but cheer up, it's not necessarily the end of y'all's dynasty. I mean, before Saban, in your wildest dreams, did y'all think that anyone other than Bear Bryant could be the most iconic Alabama football coach ever? When I was reading about DeBoer, I'll be honest, for a moment, I was hoping Dabo *would* have gone to help his alma mater so we could get someone new in Tiger Town instead. For a split-second. But I'm All In, so it passed. I'm sure your AD has grand plans. I mean, it's not like your football players have anything else to do but be good at football, right?

  • @MisplacedArkie
    @MisplacedArkie 3 месяца назад +10

    "When we 'didn't' pay our players 😉"

    • @dumbideas3361
      @dumbideas3361 3 месяца назад +2

      that wink about made me have a spit take all over my computer. i was not ready.

  • @j.alexander4948
    @j.alexander4948 3 месяца назад +5

    This was Brilliant. Loved it all but when u said "and whatever gary danielson is" that part 😂 Sec fans across the board felt that one. Go vols 🍊

  • @tacobowler
    @tacobowler 3 месяца назад +4

    Darth Mizzou strikes once more this season.

  • @samanthamorrison5937
    @samanthamorrison5937 3 месяца назад +3

    Darth Mizz like, imma be back you here and yall better watch out😂

  • @jasonlewis9326
    @jasonlewis9326 3 месяца назад +2

    Protect this man at all costs!!!! Brilliant work

  • @nnamdi602
    @nnamdi602 3 месяца назад +2

    He embodied the Michigan fan base perfectly 😂. We just happy to be here 😂

  • @andrewfriedrichs
    @andrewfriedrichs 3 месяца назад +19

    I just told my friends yesterday I was most sad about the season ending because we had no more SEC Roll Calls til September.
    And yet, Matt knows what we need.
    I would say LSU fans are about 800 times more positive than Matt makes us out to be in this video, but Matt doesn't miss, so I'm going to make sure I'm actually not just in denial.

  • @towerofghenjei
    @towerofghenjei 3 месяца назад +7

    These are so good. Please never stop them.

  • @pjlusk7774
    @pjlusk7774 3 месяца назад +2

    Ole Miss out here like "Molon Labe sticker means come and take this pistol and/or gently-used 3 star running back out of this truck, right?"

  • @jaysonwhite4473
    @jaysonwhite4473 3 месяца назад +2

    As a Mizzou fan, I never cared to watch Star Wars now I guess I will put it on my list. I'm 49 so yeah got a lot to watch I think. I don't know how many there are or how many hours it takes to watch it all. But maybe by the time football starts back up, I will watch it all. But I have to say this is getting better to watch than the SEC shorts whenever they come out.

  • @fisherman2740
    @fisherman2740 3 месяца назад +7

    Darth Mizz!

  • @jph4553
    @jph4553 3 месяца назад +4

    Man youve really stepped it up this season. Thank you. Your awesome. Can i request a Saban retirement video. Maybe Auburn walking thru the wheat fields like in Gladiator. Go Dawgs

  • @eddiewatson694
    @eddiewatson694 3 месяца назад +2

    Matt, your comic genius has definitely enhanced the 2023 season! I am hoping for a “Special Report” version for Saban leaving Alabama.

  • @richardlindsey5341
    @richardlindsey5341 3 месяца назад

    This is by far one of the best!! He is so on point. Thank you Matt Mitchell!! Please don't ever stop.

  • @aaronrose6120
    @aaronrose6120 3 месяца назад +3

    Loved the Mizzou bit the whole season!

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 3 месяца назад +4

    Auburn loves watching Saban lose. They just always have to watch it on tv. 😂🤣

  • @libbi60
    @libbi60 3 месяца назад +2

    As a UK fan, this tracks, and the end credits should read "Darth Mizzou will return..." 🤣

  • @flynnsjflynn
    @flynnsjflynn 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you Matt, and MIZ!!!

  • @royalpain024
    @royalpain024 3 месяца назад +4

    Holy fuck! What an outstanding wrap up! Thanks Matt, you creative SOB 🎉❤

  • @ronaldtipton6035
    @ronaldtipton6035 3 месяца назад +7

    With a top 25 recruiting class, insane transfer portal success, an easier schedule, and returning a large chunk of their starters/stars, Darth Mizz is set to continue deep into the 2024 season. And I love it!

  • @ScratchNSpoonLotto
    @ScratchNSpoonLotto 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank You for giving me a HUGE smile this morning! Many blessings to you Matt! 🤪🤪🤪

  • @jcmn0329
    @jcmn0329 3 месяца назад

    Thank you for another amazing season of Roll Call! I hope you'll be back again next year. Love your show!!

  • @vinces-variety-channel
    @vinces-variety-channel 3 месяца назад +45

    What a weird season, seeing Michigan for the first time in nearly 30 years is crazy.

    • @JDashRider
      @JDashRider 3 месяца назад +10

      Yeah, they cheated along the way so that helped. Hopefully it’s another 30 years for them.

    • @ik7578
      @ik7578 3 месяца назад +24

      ​@@JDashRider Someone's butt hurts. 😂

    • @wesleyknight5684
      @wesleyknight5684 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@ik7578nah, they did cheat. But, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

    • @jesterofsins660
      @jesterofsins660 3 месяца назад +14

      Burgers and signs were clearly Bama's downfall, not chronically bad snaps or the resulting poor qb play.

    • @jeebusthegreat8819
      @jeebusthegreat8819 3 месяца назад +2

      @@JDashRider Seethe

  • @tg360andbeyond
    @tg360andbeyond 3 месяца назад +3

    You sir, are a freaking genius!

  • @kaspauf06
    @kaspauf06 3 месяца назад

    Another great year and thank you Matt!

  • @wd6919
    @wd6919 3 месяца назад +2

    We now have but one choice. We must face the long dark of the offseason...Be on your guard.
    Gonna miss my weekly fix of Roll Call.

    • @macmedic892
      @macmedic892 3 месяца назад

      FYI: check out Tom Grossi. He does something similar with the NFL, plus live streamed commentary during games.

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble 3 месяца назад +14

    I needed this today. We have to make that hard decision no fur parent wants to make soon. Thank you for the laughs.

    • @tishdyer1
      @tishdyer1 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm sorry for you❤ But yes, thanks Matt for another great year.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  3 месяца назад +16

      I'm sorry to hear that. It's never easy to make that decision. I'm glad the video could bring some laughter to your day. Sending you strength during this tough time.

    • @Supervillain725
      @Supervillain725 3 месяца назад +2

      We dealt with in November 😢

    • @VivianLund
      @VivianLund 3 месяца назад +2

      I’m so sorry to hear that. Sending virtual hugs

  • @YautjaHunter3
    @YautjaHunter3 3 месяца назад +8

    OMG that part with GA and FSU was HILARIOUS!!! Matt always hits moment just right. Ole Miss looting the parking lot LOL Ohio State and Bama in misery. I have no love for Mizzou but Darth Mizz is great stuff. Fantastic work as always.

  • @mikeoneill81
    @mikeoneill81 3 месяца назад

    Brilliantly comedic ending! Thank you for the smiles and laughs this year.

  • @supercheese7033
    @supercheese7033 3 месяца назад +1

    I think this is Matt's best yet. omg so many brilliant moments!

  • @cjengland2365
    @cjengland2365 3 месяца назад +3

    Loved the Michigan and 'bama characters. Actually they were all great. Yes it stung a little for Florida.

  • @jayadelman5705
    @jayadelman5705 3 месяца назад +3

    Let's Go Dark Mizzou!!!

  • @markharris2488
    @markharris2488 3 месяца назад +2

    All Hail Dark Miz!!! Seriously, make that Tshirt. I'll buy it.

  • @stevenjennings197
    @stevenjennings197 3 месяца назад +2

    "You got 11 players, right?" Best line of the show.

  • @macklyn
    @macklyn 3 месяца назад +6

    These are wonderful Matt, you rock!

  • @nggyunglyd2374
    @nggyunglyd2374 3 месяца назад +9

    As an Ole Miss fan, yes! 😂

  • @richtylka465
    @richtylka465 3 месяца назад

    Simply brilliant!

  • @ImFastrnU
    @ImFastrnU 3 месяца назад +1

    Great stuff! Thanks for the great season!

  • @caliresester1784
    @caliresester1784 3 месяца назад +3

    I was waiting for darth mizz’s entrance the whole video it was awesome

  • @RAD6150
    @RAD6150 3 месяца назад +3

    I ain't mad... GO BLUE! (And y'all can kiss my asterisk.)

  • @greg6924
    @greg6924 3 месяца назад +1

    Another stellar episode and an excellent way to conclude this glorious year of college football

  • @Uckertay
    @Uckertay 3 месяца назад +3

    Kentucky looks like he's about to add-on a Ricky Bobby line, "I'm also thinkin' about gettin' gun, and dealin' crack. Bein' a crack dealer, but not like a mean crack dealer, but like a... like a nice one. Just kinda friendly, like, 'Hey! What's up guys, want some crack?' I'm just waitin' on those two things to kinda flesh themselves out."

  • @talaeperry6430
    @talaeperry6430 3 месяца назад +8

    I am a very proud and happy university of Michigan Alumni, so this is great. Who has it better than us? Nobody

    • @pdxcorgidad
      @pdxcorgidad 3 месяца назад +1

      ...for now.

    • @Doug-lw5gf
      @Doug-lw5gf 3 месяца назад +2

      I gotta appreciate Michigan. Lording it when they win, but we don’t hear from them the rest of the time. Unlike some elephants I could mention.

    • @JDashRider
      @JDashRider 3 месяца назад +1

      I know, easy schedule and then had to cheat as well. Next year, you won’t be relevant.

    • @naturalobserver1322
      @naturalobserver1322 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@JDashRider Michigan beat 5 top ten teams and 4 of them were in the top 5 so give it up.
      Michigan should have labeled it advance scouting like everyone else. Cry baby. 😢

    • @DP-sq6ej
      @DP-sq6ej 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@JDashRideryou should do more research. The NCAA president made his statement. Reading comprehension is important.

  • @dobetterwithchristian4472
    @dobetterwithchristian4472 3 месяца назад

    You knocked it out of the park as usual. Bravo!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @nickmainer7183
    @nickmainer7183 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for another amazing SEC roll call season !!!

  • @kmbbmj5857
    @kmbbmj5857 3 месяца назад +2

    Now we have eight months to wait for more Matt football videos. Best part of the football season.