Next time a dog attacks me, I'll make sure to fight it off with the things I carry in my pocket that the common person does: A bottle filled with water/ammonia, the left sleeve of a V neck T shirt, a single potato chip, a keyboard key from a computer used in a high school computer classroom, a single pack of ketchup, the corner of the lid of a jar of Norwegian jelly specifically made in 1996, and a piece of the 17th root of a Redwood tree counted counterclockwise from the 90 degree angle of the sun side facing the tree at 3:00PM respectively.
Dog attack: Do you walk around, expecting dog attack with a spray bottle? Flamethrower is my best choice. Also, I have braclets with spikes on my ankles. They protect me from shark-bites when riding my horse.
I'm loving this imaginary scenario in which everyone in the car has like 5 minutes to arrange themselves into the prime survival position for a car crash.
I guess in the off chance that the driver or passenger up front tell you to "brace for impact". I wonder if the self driving cars say that right before they know they're about to crash.
Or you could just always be on the ready to go right into position, and constantly looking out the window up ahead and behind being observant of your surroundings. Not just another dumb civilian
"You probably never thought about how to properly barricade a door..." "Just put a bunch of heavy of heavy objects in front of the door" Wow! thanks so much, never thought about that before!
Dog attacks... Me: just you wait there while i get a can of pepper spray... you messed with the wrong guy today buddy. Just give me a sec ill be right back.... Dog: sure ill wait for you, but hurry back now...
“If you’ve got a gun pointed at you, it’s best to behave extremely carefully to minimize any risks of getting seriously hurt.” Why is this not being taught in schools
To be fair, the gunpoint tip was true to an extent. Systema and other hand-to-weapon combat styles usually improve on that small move but with the gun pressed on your back you have the leverage and you can rotate it to your side faster than they can react and squeeze the trigger.
I don't even know why you would have namonia in the twenty first century. I use vinegar. A big stick is what you need if you're walking your dog on the beach and a MF of a dog not on a leash does a Bea line straight to you.
The thing is you never know what your attacker has in mind for you. You give him all he wants an you still make the news while he's at home eating popcorn in front of his 60" waiting to feel proud about hisself knowing he took your life for nothing. I say if you have the know how or not try something with all your might. Never go out without a fight.
EL-CRAWFI35 Right!!!NEVER let them take you to a second location. They most likely won’t want the attention of you screaming...If they hurt you there, at least they can’t torture you in a hole somewhere & you’ll be more likely to be seen or get help where you are!!!!
Oh so yesterday I got attacked by a dog and chased it away with some compressed air that I take everywhere with me and I just got thrown into water with my hands and feet tied
If you left your ammonia spray bottle at home, just pull out your can of spray paint and paint the dogs eyes until you can't see their corneas...then he can't see where to bite you.
I forgot to type one, though. (not so perfect after all, but hey: thanks anyway ;-) (Yep, I meant _breathe_ , Steven. Thanks! (cause I won't make that mistake again ;-)
Practical usefulness points.......0 Somehow I don't think a former secret agent using these tips ever survived long enough to share these not so life saving secrets.
Dog coming at me? No problem, I'll use that chemistry set I always carry in my pocket to ward it off, getting shot at? I'll just work through the extreme panic I'm in and be able to think of exactly where to hide. If I have a gun to my back, I will use the skills I never learned to act extremely quickly and disarm them, they surely won't pull away, or just push me away and execute me.
Stimpy Web if you're referring to kicking through the few extra layers of texture then yes it takes about an extra half kick to push off exterior from a weak drywall base. Won't work in many old houses but will work for many of the newer cookie cutter models
TIMESTAMPS A car crash 0:46 A dog attack 1:50 Knocking the door down in case of fire 2:50 Barricading a door 3:37 A shooting 4:23 Being at gunpoint 5:19 An explosion 6:12 Being locked in the trunk of a car 6:50 If your hands and feet are tied together 7:37 Being in water with your hands and feet tied 8:21 Making a shelter in deep snow 9:11 Bonus: secret agent must-haves 10:10
I actually did that during an accident, in that last moment as I saw a car about to t-bone me and I crossed my arms and pulled myself to the steering wheel, so my body hit my arms, instead of my head hitting the windscreen (no airbag), and it worked. Unfortunately my head hit the B pillar (beside drivers seat back) but that left me with nothing more than a bad headache, most of the momentum was spent. Bit sore, but safe. In general situations you do not turn arm over arm as you probably know.
A car crash is about to happen. Quick! Let me put my mouthwash that i have in my pocket for some reason and wait for me to sit in this awkward position, putting my forehead against something a little bit hard so when I go from 100 km/h to zero in no seconds I instantly break my neck into pieces while maintain my teeth intact
I don't think the mouthguard was meant for a vehicle collision... it would be smarter to equip it, in case you are being jumped etc. = Your teeth won't get knocked out in the fight.
Opening door in a fire can be instantaneously fatal. If door handle is too hot too touch, opening door could result in flash over resulting in breathing super heated air. From former volunteer fireman. Disarming gunman - PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE! From former law enforcement officer.
The steering wheel "tip" struck me as odd, too. Back in ancient times when I was taught to drive, the hand positions were "10 and 2". This was before airbags were a thing. If your hands were at 10 and 2 when the airbag deployed, both arms would be flung up into the roof, snapping both wrists and rendering you unable to use your hands for important things like unbuckling your seatbelt and/or opening the door so you could get out. Having your hands at "9 and 3" is a LITTLE better, but your hands are then directly to the sides of the steering wheel airbag and your left hand (in countries where the driver sits on the left) would get flung into the left door panel, again snapping the wrist and making egress difficult. The actual recommendation these days is have your hands at "8 and 4". That way if the airbag deploys, both arms are flung down into the seat - greatly reducing the chance for a fracture. The recommendation to keep your thumbs on the outside of the wheel is a valid suggestion, as thumbs don't stand a chance on the inside of the wheel if the airbag deploys.
When I was in girl scouts we learned how to tie knots and practiced by tying one another to trees. No mater who tied me up, or how tight/hard I was tied I all ways got out within seconds. My wrists are so flexible i can turn them a full 360, and bend them to my wrists. This means that I could always reach the knot and untie it.
10. kicking a door down is not a good idea period unless its the exit. if you must kick a door down, follow these tips: 1. if you see smoke coming in and out from underneath the door, find a alternate exit. this is because its a sign the fire has already engulfed that portion of the building your in to the point if you let out, it sends a big fireball at you and starts spreading to the portion where your dead corpse is. 2. feel the doorknob to see if its hot. if it is, stay away and find a alternate exit. and finally, 3. do not run or walk in thick smoke where the level of oxygen is low. crawl to the lowest point where possible till you are either out of the area with thick smoke, or out of the building your in. you need to conserve your bodys oxygen level as much as possible, and the less energy you burn, the less oxygen you need.
Not sure what an exploeion is, or why you need protected from it but if this exploeion is bothering you then you may wish to tell your 3rd grade teacher. He/she can get this exploeion to stop picking on you and help you learn how to spell as well.
LBGST Why does it take a "toxic" comment for you to start spelling correctly? And if that was toxic you are going to hate life after high school as this world is a horrible cesspool of intolerance and hatred. The LGTB Antifa and BLM communities are a perfect example of straight up racist terrorists who only wish to watch the world burn.
#1 is a perfect way to suffocate in a snow well. NEVER go near the deep snow next to a tree trunk! This area under a tree called a snow well has looser and softer snow than normal, and you will drown like in quicksand, especially with bulky snow gear. If you've ever gone skiing or snowboarding you've probably already received this warning. Terrible survival tip, and makes me wonder about the rest.
I know a few of them are very wrong, breaking duct tape around your hands should be done by putting your arms in a triangle shape in front of you then thrusting hard into your stomach or using a shoe lace to saw at the tape if you need to. And for busting a door it's better to kick right under the lock not on the lock and kicking the lock will not bust down a door opening outwards.
Paper Mage snow under a tree is not like quicksand whatsoever. First the snow underneath a big tree would be fluffier and easier to form into a shelter and 2nd if you suffocate in snow ( other than in an avalanche or something like that) you are mentally deficient
Have you ever been caught in a snow well? I have, and my ski instructor had to pull me out. The NSAA (National Ski Area Association) has a whole page about the dangers of tree wells, and their warning signs literally say "SNOW SUFFOCATION HAZARD". Here's the link to the page: www.nsaa.org/safety-programs/tree-well-deep-snow-safety/ Also, your assertion that only retards suffocate in snow is completely false. Not only is snow suffocation a well known safety hazard known as SIS (Snow Immersion Suffocation), there are statistics that demonstrate the dangers of deep snow. The following passage is from the Utah Avalanche Center: "How do people die when buried in avalanche debris? The good news is that even dense avalanche debris is about 60-70 percent air, but that's not the problem. People die because their carbon dioxide builds up in the snow around their mouth and they quickly die from carbon dioxide poisoning. Statistics show that 93 percent of avalanche victims can be recovered alive if they are dug out within the first 15 minutes, but then the numbers drop catastrophically. After 45 minutes, only 20-30 percent are still alive and after two hours almost no one is alive. In other words, you don't have much time." Original link: utahavalanchecenter.org/faq Again, this is assuming that you landed in one of the larger air pockets that make up 60-70 percent of avalanche debris. Tree well snow is just solid powder all the way through, so unless you manage to get an area around your mouth cleared you will suffocate as quickly as in water. This is supported by the NSAA's SIS information sheet: "In the last 10 years, there have been 41 fatalities resulting from SIS incidents occurring at U.S. ski areas (see chart below), according to a study conducted by the National Ski Areas Association (NSAA) and Paul Baugher, a leading snow safety researcher, ski patroller, and director of the Northwest Avalanche Institute. During this 10-year span, there are on average four SIS fatalities at U.S. ski areas per season. The six SIS fatalities last season was an increase from four SIS fatalities during the 2015-16 season. According to Baugher, who is the leading expert on SIS incidents in the United States, a victim can die as quickly as if drowning in water." Original link: www.nsaa.org/media/308757/SIS_Snow_Immersion_Fact_Sheet_2017.pdf Tree wells are a real hazard if you aren't careful, and this is supported by the facts. Trying to build a shelter in one is just idiotic.
That's because ski resort runs are carefully maintained and clearly marked, and these resorts prohibit people from going off trail and might even fine or ban them if they disobey. All the places I've been to revoke your season pass at a minimum if you go off-roading. There is a very strong incentive to not go off into the wilderness where these suffocations happen, which is why there so few deaths. The point is that the risk statistic is so small because almost nobody actually puts themselves at risk in the first place. The issue is that the survival tip in question was for wilderness survival and not groomed ski resort survival, where 1.) the conditions are much riskier than those on maintained trails, and 2.) it is asking you to actively put yourself in a risky position. Why don't you educate yourself on this instead of just spewing out snarky one-liners.
Paper Mage the survival tip is for people who get themselves into situations where they would need them. If you’re too scared to make a hole next to a tree to survive the night and reduce you’re exposure to the harsh elements in cold climate, then what are you doing outside in the first place. Plus it’s not like you’re going to go from 1 ft of snow to a whopping 10 ft of snow in 1 step. if the snow gets too deep the make a path. Have some logical thinking skills and don’t just go jumping head first into a pile of snow you know nothing about.
Destroyer 2.0 I have read it, and I have it. No it's not, or at least they took the least practical stuff from it. Plus the joke is that the cartoons and how it's explained looks a lot like WikiHow, and the practicality or relatableness to civilians is as much as any other Buzzfeed articles. What would have been helpful than these shown on the video is counter surveillance, how to avoid fights, how to know when someone is following you, how to prevent being robbed, what items to carry, what the eyes do when someone is lying
next time a dog attacks me.. i ll ask it to wait a while, while i bring in ammonia spray/air spray/find another animal peeing and gather it and then use it against the dog.
To whoever reads this, you have a higher chance of hurting yourself doing most of the things the video suggests, rather than just mind your business and act natural if something happens. Most of the times you will instinctively react and protect yourself, depending of your nature, physique, time, place, being alone or not and whats in stake. Don't try to be someone you are not, or seen in the movies.
3:17 only works in USA, you cant kick in a door in Sweden. You would have to take down the entire door frame, maybe even the wall. There is a reason why the police needs to inform the fire department so they can bring specialised tools to break into main doors.
I live in New York and almost every apartment I been in has strong thick steal doors with a steel door frame and a complicated lock and I been in luxury building with no criminals and its still the case. This is the law in apartment buildings at least in New York just in case there's a fire so the fire does not spread, the only problem is if you are in a high floor apartment theirs a fire and the door does not work. You are out of luck unless the fire dept sets up one of those giant balloons so you can jump out the window. Luckily it will take a pretty hot fire to break those doors in the first place.
madscientistninja Use a car jack. Hold it horizontally, halfway up the door. It will push the jamb away from the latch bolt to allow entry. Just don't try to kick in the door.
5:40 no one should ever do this, the gunman would just shoot you if you did a very quick movement to try and disarm him, you’ll be dinner for him if you try this
Pancake Society You do realize that the gunman is marching you to your death, right? You have 2 choices: 1. Attempt to disarm/incapacitate the gunman in the hope that you may live through the experience. 2. Let the gunman lead you to the execution site, and stand still while he pulls the trigger. Are you one of those people that think words will solve that problem?
First thing I thought of when seeing that "tip": All the house/apartment doors (at least the ones I dealt with while I was there) in Russia are steel doors hung on steel frames with multiple deadbolt locks. There are multiple RUclips videos of Russian police trying to use battering rams on those doors and failing. If you're inside a burning building and trying to get out of one of those doors, you're not going to kick it open from the inside. The door opens INTO the house/apartment.
Pull out your shoe laces from your shoes use it like a wire saw to cut threw the rope (or zip ties that are too big to snap like the duct tape). The friction will cut threw the rope or zip tie it may take a while though. As a precaution you could replace your shoe laces with paracord so they are more likely to make it threw a rope without braking. You could hide a ceramic razor blade (ceramic because you don't want a metal detector to go off) in the sole of your shoes or under the insert (even though a kidnapper may look there) you could chew threw the rope too (don't try chewing threw wire) you could rub the rope again something sturdy and course or sharp around you. If the kidnapper goofed you may be able to wiggle your hands out of the rope. You could possibly untie it with your teeth depending on how it was tied.
Things I decided to do after watching this life saving video: 1. Go to the nearby store and purchase a spray can of Ammonia. 2. Request my kidnapper to tie me up with duct tapes and not rope. 3. Ask my driver to warn me before he is going to hit a vehicle so that I can put my hands on the backside of neck and legs at 90.
Because when a dog will attack me I'll have a can of pressurise air just waiting in my pocket or thers that handy tank in my back yard to hide behind😑👍
My dad told me, always to bring some spaghetti with bolognese sauce in your pocket. If you get attacked by a dog, you can trow the spaghetti with sauce away from you so the dog goes to the spaghetti.
Dont expect to survive with many of these, actually without countless hours of training yourself to do these on instinct they will only keep you occupied until death arrives....BUT...if you practice...practice....practice...and get expert evaluation to judge your performance and critique your mistakes you can increase your chances.
I’m a locksmith and I can tell you firsthand that kicking the lock won’t “knock it out”. Shoulder charge the lock side of the door, unless it’s a steel frame, then good luck
cus water doesn't compress with force like air does. in air you kinda have a pillow effect that nullifies the force of explosion. in water the full force of explosion is transferred through the water and it hits you with the full force of explosion if that makes sense. not sure if I explained it perfectly so correct me if I am wrong.
Guys, do you know what movie is that? 5:23
Speaking of dangerous situations, never stand near a dead whale! ruclips.net/video/dViaNfK8krA/видео.html&
Mission Impossible :D
Yeah mission impossible: fallout
Third!!
BRIGHT SIDE Mission Impossible 6
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yeah next time a dog chases me down new park road ill make sure to whip out that industrial ammonia i keep in my back pocket nice one mate
Get a good waterpistol,and load it with ammonia 'good for girls walking alone'
I stopped the video there. Straight comedy.
Oh ya, I carry ammonia on me all the time. lol
Derek Charette xD low iq.. i'm dead
Who the he’ll carries a air pump too
"If you're submerged and tied up underwater, don't panic! Just take deep breaths in, and quicks breaths out!"
-Aquaman
Nice
Top 3 survival tips
Lol it shows dude jumping up and down
Next time a dog attacks me, I'll make sure to fight it off with the things I carry in my pocket that the common person does: A bottle filled with water/ammonia, the left sleeve of a V neck T shirt, a single potato chip, a keyboard key from a computer used in a high school computer classroom, a single pack of ketchup, the corner of the lid of a jar of Norwegian jelly specifically made in 1996, and a piece of the 17th root of a Redwood tree counted counterclockwise from the 90 degree angle of the sun side facing the tree at 3:00PM respectively.
Of course, Macgyver!
I mean come on who doesn't carry a spray bottle with water and ammonia specifically for the rare chance a dog attacks you.
And of course who go outside without a bottle of urin in handy?
Ohmygod, Yes, I like your comment dude
Lol I figured I could just use my 9mm but heck I'll leave it home and carry some ammonia
Normal people : sleeping
Me: watching this video
So me in fact im doing that right now
Me too gn lol
dimeclipent me too
Happening to me right now
Me: *Oh, look, another attention seeker!*
Thank god i have some dog urin in my pocket.
omg I laughed so hard when I read this....
Need to go to the dry cleaners.
Is that why you smell?
The Sarcastic Guy oh good I'm not the only one who always carries it. 😂
The Sarcastic Guy whist what
Yes because we all carry a can of pressurized air on the off chance we’re gonna get attacked by a dog😂😂😂
Demigalaxy _ eeeeeexactly lol
Demigalaxy _ Yh but u never know
Demigalaxy _ 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Demigalaxy _ hahahahah exactly
I have a better advice. Always carry a blade even if it's illegal. Better to be caught with it than without it
Finally I have a practical use for that bottle of water/ammonia mixture I always carry with me.
ncspacemonkey yrr
Former agent, he died using these tips.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very true 😂😂😂😂
Former meaning he use to be an agent, not anymore
@@ACELUFFY1 did you know, it was a joke
@@ACELUFFY1 Reeee
Dog attack: Do you walk around, expecting dog attack with a spray bottle? Flamethrower is my best choice. Also, I have braclets with spikes on my ankles. They protect me from shark-bites when riding my horse.
I always make sure to keep my AK 47 tucked in my bag in case I get attacked by a lion whilst cleaning the dishes
Don't worry, i always carry around a spare stick in my pocket to distract crazed dogs from attacking me
Dimi T I prefer a small canister of bear spray (Since it doesn’t hurt the dog) if that doesn’t work I will use *Hot Lead* . :)
Why would you carry a flamethrower around?
FrostGaming possible r/wooosh
"my choice would be to hide behind... A tank!"
Who makes these videos
When you read someone's comment just as its playing on the video 😆
I'm loving this imaginary scenario in which everyone in the car has like 5 minutes to arrange themselves into the prime survival position for a car crash.
...and dig up a mouthguard
I guess in the off chance that the driver or passenger up front tell you to "brace for impact". I wonder if the self driving cars say that right before they know they're about to crash.
Yep.
Or you could just always be on the ready to go right into position, and constantly looking out the window up ahead and behind being observant of your surroundings. Not just another dumb civilian
Asap Dom but no one wants to live in anxiety like that
0:13 Tom Cruise actually broke his ankle in real life from filming that jump
facts
I see why he is a former agent.
why
Why bruh
@@Gettstuffed i think his Answer is ur username lol 😹
Where the f would I get a water spray and ammonia when a frickin dog is after me
Always take them with you whenever you go outside!
"You probably never thought about how to properly barricade a door..."
"Just put a bunch of heavy of heavy objects in front of the door"
Wow! thanks so much, never thought about that before!
Dog attacks...
Me: just you wait there while i get a can of pepper spray... you messed with the wrong guy today buddy. Just give me a sec ill be right back....
Dog: sure ill wait for you, but hurry back now...
Because people casually carry ammonia or pressurized bottles on them🙄🙄
Sally Face newmonia not ammonia
@@slyweiss1881 you're talking about the lung condition. They got it right. But I still can't imagine this wouldn't harm an animal.
They mean like deodorant cans and how many carry them going to and from the gym !
It must be a tutorial for Inspector Gadget
“If you’ve got a gun pointed at you, it’s best to behave extremely carefully to minimize any risks of getting seriously hurt.”
Why is this not being taught in schools
Thanks, I just broke my arms, broke my neck, got shot in the spine, got shot again in the spine, got frostbite, and drowned.
Walaba you forgot that u broke your teeth too😂
To be fair, the gunpoint tip was true to an extent. Systema and other hand-to-weapon combat styles usually improve on that small move but with the gun pressed on your back you have the leverage and you can rotate it to your side faster than they can react and squeeze the trigger.
Noice
best comment
You are welcome
This is for all the people that make fun of me for carrying compressed air cans on me at all times.
mine has a red horn
still making fun of you...lol
Are you doing a dangerous job? lol
The 1st step is admitting you have a huffing problem...
*me running away from vicious dog*
Me : Time out fam, i forgot my ammonia, let me go get some real quick
*Dog stops in its tracks*
Dog: Oh okay, I'll just wait here while you get this specific item. It's all good
You come back
Me:ok we good go
Dog:ok let’s go
Said no one ever
I don't even know why you would have namonia in the twenty first century. I use vinegar. A big stick is what you need if you're walking your dog on the beach and a MF of a dog not on a leash does a Bea line straight to you.
Who else just found this random video at like 3am 😂😂 smh
i got it at 1 am 😂😂
C Breezy ah ah ah ah ah😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂
funny enough, 4 am
3:33 am my dude
1 am =)))
when a dog is about to bite me.. i will tell him to stop and go to buy amonia and water, later comeback and spray right into his face :D hilarious
If someone has a gun to your back unless you are John Wick
Just do what they want
@Ramboghini Balboni then go for it 😂
The thing is you never know what your attacker has in mind for you. You give him all he wants an you still make the news while he's at home eating popcorn in front of his 60" waiting to feel proud about hisself knowing he took your life for nothing. I say if you have the know how or not try something with all your might. Never go out without a fight.
There is so many videos of people grabbing guns while facing them, it's doable. Just know your limits.
EL-CRAWFI35 Right!!!NEVER let them take you to a second location. They most likely won’t want the attention of you screaming...If they hurt you there, at least they can’t torture you in a hole somewhere & you’ll be more likely to be seen or get help where you are!!!!
This coming from captain Price is a little off putting... You're the baddest soldier in mw... 😂😂say hi to soap and roach...
Oh so yesterday I got attacked by a dog and chased it away with some compressed air that I take everywhere with me and I just got thrown into water with my hands and feet tied
#11, If you do that in the back of the car in a colision, well, say good bye to your spine
Paladin
I was windering about that. I wonder why they would recommend that.
They recommend it because it's similar to the brace position from airplane crashes, which isn't that great to be honest.
umbraemilitos it’s all statistics. You’re probably less likely to die in this position, but keep in mind the difference is probably 1% to 10%.
Paladin xD
Just hope they tap you
Why would you hide behind the tank *GET INSIDE THE TANK*
JaffiL True that.
Is that bulletproof? if you will go inside you might be trap.
Nah it has windows
The tank could have a lock at the top
1:43 correction: this position will break ur neck bc the front seat will obviously start shaking in an accident
I didn't like this one either. And how would you have time to do that
Getting chased by a dog. Lme just just pull out my ammonia
If you left your ammonia spray bottle at home, just pull out your can of spray paint and paint the dogs eyes until you can't see their corneas...then he can't see where to bite you.
Here's a similar advice on how to survive in general: Don't forget to breath, but only do so above the water and also avoid toxic gasses.
Boris B omg thx
You saved my life there haha
You mean "breathe".
Yeah, I think my car might crash, better pop in my mouth guard real quick.
Mr. Perfect here, the man has never mistypes a single letter.
I forgot to type one, though. (not so perfect after all, but hey: thanks anyway ;-)
(Yep, I meant _breathe_ , Steven. Thanks! (cause I won't make that mistake again ;-)
Practical usefulness points.......0 Somehow I don't think a former secret agent using these tips ever survived long enough to share these not so life saving secrets.
Former, because he was fired due to being useless
mike swift right lol
A few might work but for the most part your right
Wait, how do they know the techniques from a secret agent.
Isn't a secret agent's job I dunno be secret and not reveal information?
Wait, how do they know the techniques from a secret agent.
Isn't a secret agent's job I dunno be secret and not reveal information?
Me:oh no i am about to get shot
*drops pokeball on the floor*
Me:i chose you tank
Dog coming at me? No problem, I'll use that chemistry set I always carry in my pocket to ward it off, getting shot at? I'll just work through the extreme panic I'm in and be able to think of exactly where to hide. If I have a gun to my back, I will use the skills I never learned to act extremely quickly and disarm them, they surely won't pull away, or just push me away and execute me.
It brings on many changes
Wait, hold up. "I will use the skills I never learned" You never learned to turn around?
cld1472 I never learned to turn around and skillfully disarm an armed person
just kick the dog in the nose
Turning around and lowering your arm quickly is not disarming someone. And there is nothing skillful about it at all.
No wonder he's not an agent anymore! What a load of B.S.
LOL
Most likely was kicked out during the Bush administration.............
Or he quit, or retired. You never know idiot
Blue Moon Wolf or this wasn’t even from a agent, idiot
JS XXIII dude he could've got all this from a DIFFERENT AND REAL AGENT ya idiot think before you talk
Are you sure these tips weren't from a junior real estate agent?
Kelvin Park Hah hah hah.
Kelvin Park ITS FREE REAL ESTATE
Kelvin Park 😂😂😂lawwwdd
6:04 "otherwise it could end really bad" afterlife here I come 😂😂😂
Hey dog. Hold on for an hour and let me go to the store to buy some ammonia spray. I 'll be right back.
AY Blackie I was thinking the same
Ok family we are about to crash the car so get into your positions
If you can't get through the door, the drywall is probably weaker anyways...
Dry wall only would be an inside door, if you can't kick open an inside door i don't see that person getting through dry wall.
Stimpy Web if you're referring to kicking through the few extra layers of texture then yes it takes about an extra half kick to push off exterior from a weak drywall base. Won't work in many old houses but will work for many of the newer cookie cutter models
Drywall?
I live in Europe where there is no such thing as a drywall. Bricks and concrete is what we use to build our walls with.
Alex Surh mich weaker
TIMESTAMPS
A car crash 0:46
A dog attack 1:50
Knocking the door down in case of fire 2:50
Barricading a door 3:37
A shooting 4:23
Being at gunpoint 5:19
An explosion 6:12
Being locked in the trunk of a car 6:50
If your hands and feet are tied together 7:37
Being in water with your hands and feet tied 8:21
Making a shelter in deep snow 9:11
Bonus: secret agent must-haves 10:10
*who crosses their arms while driving?* 😒
Jonny DIY hand over hand turning.
When gangnam style comes on and your driving instructor tells you to keep both hands on the wheel 😂😂
people who learned from DIYs to cross their arms or it was another bright side video
I actually did that during an accident, in that last moment as I saw a car about to t-bone me and I crossed my arms and pulled myself to the steering wheel, so my body hit my arms, instead of my head hitting the windscreen (no airbag), and it worked. Unfortunately my head hit the B pillar (beside drivers seat back) but that left me with nothing more than a bad headache, most of the momentum was spent. Bit sore, but safe.
In general situations you do not turn arm over arm as you probably know.
Jonny DIY that is what I was thinking!
A car crash is about to happen. Quick! Let me put my mouthwash that i have in my pocket for some reason and wait for me to sit in this awkward position, putting my forehead against something a little bit hard so when I go from 100 km/h to zero in no seconds I instantly break my neck into pieces while maintain my teeth intact
"Let me put my mouthwash that i have in my pocket for some reason"
Adam Basilio lmbo. What a nice laugh u provided me with
I don't think the mouthguard was meant for a vehicle collision... it would be smarter to equip it, in case you are being jumped etc. = Your teeth won't get knocked out in the fight.
Survival Tips from Johnny English, a Former Secret Agent
Opening door in a fire can be instantaneously fatal. If door handle is too hot too touch, opening door could result in flash over resulting in breathing super heated air. From former volunteer fireman.
Disarming gunman - PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE! From former law enforcement officer.
Oh yeah cause we have enough prep time to get into that position for a car crash. okay....
Forger - WRC don’t you plan your car crashes?
Maybe not for the passenger, but for the driver just train yourself to drive that way.
I laughed so hard, when you talked about blocking the door, and showed that particular clip from WWZ 😂😂😂
Are you suggesting I purposely put myself in a tree Well?
The steering wheel "tip" struck me as odd, too. Back in ancient times when I was taught to drive, the hand positions were "10 and 2". This was before airbags were a thing. If your hands were at 10 and 2 when the airbag deployed, both arms would be flung up into the roof, snapping both wrists and rendering you unable to use your hands for important things like unbuckling your seatbelt and/or opening the door so you could get out. Having your hands at "9 and 3" is a LITTLE better, but your hands are then directly to the sides of the steering wheel airbag and your left hand (in countries where the driver sits on the left) would get flung into the left door panel, again snapping the wrist and making egress difficult. The actual recommendation these days is have your hands at "8 and 4". That way if the airbag deploys, both arms are flung down into the seat - greatly reducing the chance for a fracture.
The recommendation to keep your thumbs on the outside of the wheel is a valid suggestion, as thumbs don't stand a chance on the inside of the wheel if the airbag deploys.
So When a Dog Attack You. You do "Hold on Dog Before you Randomly Attack me let me go home and get my ammonia"
ahahaha. that's hilarious 😂
Or maybe plan ahead if you know you're going into a area with dogs. It's not the information that's off. It's how the user uses it. Use your brain
LaDarius Holmes. What if I'm Going in an Area with no dogs and got attacked by one?
Accidents can Happen.
Just give the dog some sausage. Easy peasy
The Lost 101 literally stole that joke from the top comment pfft
OMG!!! This is 11 minutes of my life that I will never get back! What a rip off!
ikr
Lol
I thought Wikipedia was a website, not a secret agent...
My neighbor's dog is attacking me.. Lemme get my ammonia and water bottle I must have left it in my room 😂😂😂😒😒
*as if I’ll know when the crash is happening so I can get into the brace position*
and don't forget to put your mouthguard in! haha
look ahead instead at your phone
richard lanoue people do that but still crash.
Thats position is actually also used in plane crashes to minimize the amount to pay you for injuries so basically all what it does is break your neck
ReL4yZz just so you know, that's actually a myth
Driving a tank is also better against dogs, why it wasn't said in the video?
Tom cruise actually broke his foot when jumping to the other building at 0:13
When I was in girl scouts we learned how to tie knots and practiced by tying one another to trees. No mater who tied me up, or how tight/hard I was tied I all ways got out within seconds. My wrists are so flexible i can turn them a full 360, and bend them to my wrists. This means that I could always reach the knot and untie it.
1:45 so you want me to break my neck?
Who else watched this even though you never go outside
What is this "outside" you speak about?
Me...
All those who barricated themselves too well
Me
You've only been outside the walls once in the anime Eren
the CIA's coffee boy doesnt count as a "Special Agent", BrightSide
"CIA Coffee Boy will remember that."
10.
kicking a door down is not a good idea period unless its the exit. if you must kick a door down, follow these tips:
1. if you see smoke coming in and out from underneath the door, find a alternate exit. this is because its a sign the fire has already engulfed that portion of the building your in to the point if you let out, it sends a big fireball at you and starts spreading to the portion where your dead corpse is.
2. feel the doorknob to see if its hot. if it is, stay away and find a alternate exit.
and finally, 3. do not run or walk in thick smoke where the level of oxygen is low. crawl to the lowest point where possible till you are either out of the area with thick smoke, or out of the building your in. you need to conserve your bodys oxygen level as much as possible, and the less energy you burn, the less oxygen you need.
I hope none of the bad guys have watched this...
surely a wooden fence will protect me from a big exploeion
LBGST zockt it can save you from shrapnel and other flying debris
Media Men but the shockwave wpuld destroy the fence before the shrapnell even reqched me
Not sure what an exploeion is, or why you need protected from it but if this exploeion is bothering you then you may wish to tell your 3rd grade teacher. He/she can get this exploeion to stop picking on you and help you learn how to spell as well.
cld1472 why are you so toxic about one tiny spelling mistake?
LBGST Why does it take a "toxic" comment for you to start spelling correctly? And if that was toxic you are going to hate life after high school as this world is a horrible cesspool of intolerance and hatred. The LGTB Antifa and BLM communities are a perfect example of straight up racist terrorists who only wish to watch the world burn.
#1 is a perfect way to suffocate in a snow well. NEVER go near the deep snow next to a tree trunk! This area under a tree called a snow well has looser and softer snow than normal, and you will drown like in quicksand, especially with bulky snow gear. If you've ever gone skiing or snowboarding you've probably already received this warning. Terrible survival tip, and makes me wonder about the rest.
I know a few of them are very wrong, breaking duct tape around your hands should be done by putting your arms in a triangle shape in front of you then thrusting hard into your stomach or using a shoe lace to saw at the tape if you need to. And for busting a door it's better to kick right under the lock not on the lock and kicking the lock will not bust down a door opening outwards.
Paper Mage snow under a tree is not like quicksand whatsoever. First the snow underneath a big tree would be fluffier and easier to form into a shelter and 2nd if you suffocate in snow ( other than in an avalanche or something like that) you are mentally deficient
Have you ever been caught in a snow well? I have, and my ski instructor had to pull me out. The NSAA (National Ski Area Association) has a whole page about the dangers of tree wells, and their warning signs literally say "SNOW SUFFOCATION HAZARD".
Here's the link to the page: www.nsaa.org/safety-programs/tree-well-deep-snow-safety/
Also, your assertion that only retards suffocate in snow is completely false. Not only is snow suffocation a well known safety hazard known as SIS (Snow Immersion Suffocation), there are statistics that demonstrate the dangers of deep snow. The following passage is from the Utah Avalanche Center:
"How do people die when buried in avalanche debris?
The good news is that even dense avalanche debris is about 60-70 percent air, but that's not the problem. People die because their carbon dioxide builds up in the snow around their mouth and they quickly die from carbon dioxide poisoning. Statistics show that 93 percent of avalanche victims can be recovered alive if they are dug out within the first 15 minutes, but then the numbers drop catastrophically. After 45 minutes, only 20-30 percent are still alive and after two hours almost no one is alive. In other words, you don't have much time."
Original link: utahavalanchecenter.org/faq
Again, this is assuming that you landed in one of the larger air pockets that make up 60-70 percent of avalanche debris. Tree well snow is just solid powder all the way through, so unless you manage to get an area around your mouth cleared you will suffocate as quickly as in water. This is supported by the NSAA's SIS information sheet:
"In the last 10 years, there have been 41 fatalities resulting from SIS incidents occurring at U.S. ski areas
(see chart below), according to a study conducted by the National Ski Areas Association (NSAA) and
Paul Baugher, a leading snow safety researcher, ski patroller, and director of the Northwest Avalanche
Institute. During this 10-year span, there are on average four SIS fatalities at U.S. ski areas per season.
The six SIS fatalities last season was an increase from four SIS fatalities during the 2015-16 season.
According to Baugher, who is the leading expert on SIS incidents in the United States, a victim can die
as quickly as if drowning in water."
Original link: www.nsaa.org/media/308757/SIS_Snow_Immersion_Fact_Sheet_2017.pdf
Tree wells are a real hazard if you aren't careful, and this is supported by the facts. Trying to build a shelter in one is just idiotic.
That's because ski resort runs are carefully maintained and clearly marked, and these resorts prohibit people from going off trail and might even fine or ban them if they disobey. All the places I've been to revoke your season pass at a minimum if you go off-roading. There is a very strong incentive to not go off into the wilderness where these suffocations happen, which is why there so few deaths. The point is that the risk statistic is so small because almost nobody actually puts themselves at risk in the first place. The issue is that the survival tip in question was for wilderness survival and not groomed ski resort survival, where 1.) the conditions are much riskier than those on maintained trails, and 2.) it is asking you to actively put yourself in a risky position.
Why don't you educate yourself on this instead of just spewing out snarky one-liners.
Paper Mage the survival tip is for people who get themselves into situations where they would need them. If you’re too scared to make a hole next to a tree to survive the night and reduce you’re exposure to the harsh elements in cold climate, then what are you doing outside in the first place. Plus it’s not like you’re going to go from 1 ft of snow to a whopping 10 ft of snow in 1 step. if the snow gets too deep the make a path. Have some logical thinking skills and don’t just go jumping head first into a pile of snow you know nothing about.
At 3:39 he said number 8 but on the screen it was 9
Did you find these on WikiHow or Buzzfeed?
Troy Pena all the tricks are from a book called 100 deadly skills this book is from a former navy seal you can look it up if you want to
Destroyer 2.0 I have read it, and I have it. No it's not, or at least they took the least practical stuff from it. Plus the joke is that the cartoons and how it's explained looks a lot like WikiHow, and the practicality or relatableness to civilians is as much as any other Buzzfeed articles.
What would have been helpful than these shown on the video is counter surveillance, how to avoid fights, how to know when someone is following you, how to prevent being robbed, what items to carry, what the eyes do when someone is lying
next time a dog attacks me.. i ll ask it to wait a while, while i bring in ammonia spray/air spray/find another animal peeing and gather it and then use it against the dog.
Tips from “a former secret agent”
....looks legit....*click*
Who carries a can with ammonia & water with them? Seriously dude!!!
To whoever reads this, you have a higher chance of hurting yourself doing most of the things the video suggests, rather than just mind your business and act natural if something happens.
Most of the times you will instinctively react and protect yourself, depending of your nature, physique, time, place, being alone or not and whats in stake. Don't try to be someone you are not, or seen in the movies.
but some are very useful.
Melvin Ward my brother lol
Melvin Plays Gaming and Airsoft. Lol
Please if you love your life do not listen to these videos
Thanks mate. Now I know better and will watch them but without audio
Lol
Facts!
Take a money clip, put $50 in it so when someone tries to mug you say “you want my money?! Go get it!” And throw the money clip and run away
STREET SMARTS
Romalyn Good ol Bittenbinder
Actual sense. Good one
Why waste a perfectly good fifty dollar bill if you can put a stack of photocopies in that money clip?
Make it 10
How to survive a drowning: Breathe slowly. Dont panic.
Can you give us the name of the agent to verify?
007
AGENT P...(PERRY THE PLATYPUS)
Goole : agent survival tips
inspector Gadget? Ethan Hunt? Evelyn Salt? Johnny English?
K9-1000 Wikihow
8:13.
Hello macho man, what about FLEX TAPE?!
0:01 - 11:36
Well thanks for teaching me how to die the most effectively.
Or cable ties!
Pull it up jamie
So you ever try dmt
Or mabey dmt infused elk you hunted
Oh yes, I will pull that mouth guard out of my pocket seconds before I know a car crash will happen!
😁😁😁😁
I was trembling with laughter reading and replying😃😃😃
My crirical situation is my wifi is slow! Secret agent please help
1:38 wouldn’t this break your neck?
probably, exactly what i think about what they tell you to do on airplanes. they want you to break your neck so you can't sue them.
nachos thats used in planes
This will
no its the only good explanation in this vid
Brodie Haddon no maybe yes
3:17 only works in USA, you cant kick in a door in Sweden. You would have to take down the entire door frame, maybe even the wall. There is a reason why the police needs to inform the fire department so they can bring specialised tools to break into main doors.
I live in New York and almost every apartment I been in has strong thick steal doors with a steel door frame and a complicated lock and I been in luxury building with no criminals and its still the case. This is the law in apartment buildings at least in New York just in case there's a fire so the fire does not spread, the only problem is if you are in a high floor apartment theirs a fire and the door does not work. You are out of luck unless the fire dept sets up one of those giant balloons so you can jump out the window. Luckily it will take a pretty hot fire to break those doors in the first place.
madscientistninja
Use a car jack. Hold it horizontally, halfway up the door. It will push the jamb away from the latch bolt to allow entry.
Just don't try to kick in the door.
5:40 no one should ever do this, the gunman would just shoot you if you did a very quick movement to try and disarm him, you’ll be dinner for him if you try this
Red Kujo riperoni
Pancake Society
You do realize that the gunman is marching you to your death, right? You have 2 choices:
1. Attempt to disarm/incapacitate the gunman in the hope that you may live through the experience.
2. Let the gunman lead you to the execution site, and stand still while he pulls the trigger.
Are you one of those people that think words will solve that problem?
Makoto Shishio
What if we replace the gunman with the Battousai?
Yeah, now you're afraid, aren't ya? You burnt-matchstick-lookin son-of-a-ronin!
Makoto Shishio
What if we replace the gunman with the Battousai?
Yeah, now you're afraid, aren't ya? You burnt-matchstick-lookin son-of-a-ronin!
what if it was a samurai instead? O.o
Always always in a dark parking garage be staring deeply into your phone this way you'll be safe
Im gonna go outside... better take my mixture of amonia with me... BRUH
"this will allow you to kick down any door" - no, no it won't.
this video tricked me into watching it as far as i'm concerned. clickbait channel.
nachos yep
DOORKNOB U DEAF?
...
I've used that one and it works.
First thing I thought of when seeing that "tip": All the house/apartment doors (at least the ones I dealt with while I was there) in Russia are steel doors hung on steel frames with multiple deadbolt locks. There are multiple RUclips videos of Russian police trying to use battering rams on those doors and failing. If you're inside a burning building and trying to get out of one of those doors, you're not going to kick it open from the inside. The door opens INTO the house/apartment.
7:38 what if it's not duct tape?
Like very strong ropes or something?
tHatS EasY USE yoUR alIeN beEAMS Or GET SoMe rOPe CutTtErS
Pull out your shoe laces from your shoes use it like a wire saw to cut threw the rope (or zip ties that are too big to snap like the duct tape). The friction will cut threw the rope or zip tie it may take a while though. As a precaution you could replace your shoe laces with paracord so they are more likely to make it threw a rope without braking. You could hide a ceramic razor blade (ceramic because you don't want a metal detector to go off) in the sole of your shoes or under the insert (even though a kidnapper may look there) you could chew threw the rope too (don't try chewing threw wire) you could rub the rope again something sturdy and course or sharp around you. If the kidnapper goofed you may be able to wiggle your hands out of the rope. You could possibly untie it with your teeth depending on how it was tied.
Impossible, since your arms are tied :/
A lot of information, and thanks!
That is impossible to do that xd
Stop fooling around ;d
Things I decided to do after watching this life saving video:
1. Go to the nearby store and purchase a spray can of Ammonia.
2. Request my kidnapper to tie me up with duct tapes and not rope.
3. Ask my driver to warn me before he is going to hit a vehicle so that I can put my hands on the backside of neck and legs at 90.
roses are red
violates are blue
STOP CLICKBAITING US
AND LYING
you are thinking that to
V I O L E T S. V I O L E N C E
Too*
a clorox bleach account in 2018
Cohen Axtell you have rainbow six siege
Cohen Axtell bye
Because when a dog will attack me I'll have a can of pressurise air just waiting in my pocket or thers that handy tank in my back yard to hide behind😑👍
But he never covered what to do if I drop my hot Pocket. And trust me, that's some serious stuff
My dad told me, always to bring some spaghetti with bolognese sauce in your pocket. If you get attacked by a dog, you can trow the spaghetti with sauce away from you so the dog goes to the spaghetti.
When a dog approaches me ..i do nothing but stand still because you never know if they was just trying to play
Stand completely still and don't look them in the eye. I kid you not it works sometimes. Don't run.
“That’s right, that’s my hood man you better keep out!
Dont expect to survive with many of these, actually without countless hours of training yourself to do these on instinct they will only keep you occupied until death arrives....BUT...if you practice...practice....practice...and get expert evaluation to judge your performance and critique your mistakes you can increase your chances.
J. C B: I don't think the car crash one would help. You may get your head shoved down inside your body.
Said by a true special agent...
You mean a truly "special" agent...
J. C B
You only have 1 chance :)
I’m a locksmith and I can tell you firsthand that kicking the lock won’t “knock it out”. Shoulder charge the lock side of the door, unless it’s a steel frame, then good luck
*The "secret agent" must have been from North Korea*
XD
funy but extremly true
Jons LG And is former because he is dead.
at explosion it would also be worth pointing out that the worst thing you can do is try to hide in a pool or anywhere in the water. just don't.
Real men prefer collapsed lungs. Don't wuss out, jump in the water and join the *frantic gasping* club.
cus water doesn't compress with force like air does. in air you kinda have a pillow effect that nullifies the force of explosion. in water the full force of explosion is transferred through the water and it hits you with the full force of explosion if that makes sense. not sure if I explained it perfectly so correct me if I am wrong.
Wait, where is the Former Secret Agent.
You Tube I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE!!
Daily Fortniters dead...
HIM: A mouth guard can protect your teeth. ME to the bad guys: uh hang on let me quickly whip out my mouth guard 😂
Oh yeah bec I’m going to carry a bottle with amonia and water everywhere
10:41 It's not a flashlight.
it looks like a roll of dollars but u guys saying: " it's not a flashlight." i already know "It's not a flashlight."
CH Gaming but he said: flashlight
XD that was my little brother he keeps doing this he is only 10 my bad
Total waste of my time 11 minutes and 36 seconds of my life I'll never get back
David Moulton someday u might need one of the tricks
David Moulton you weren’t gonna cure cancer in that time frame dingus
Some of the info is oversimplified to the point of being dangerous.
Y did u watch untill the end though🙄
Cos it's so bad it's funny.