The Ragdoll Husband: Unravelling The Truth
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This week: we take a closer look at the "woman marries ragdoll & has his baby" story and see what is really going on. Enjoy!
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them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp
fr 😭
That was the weirdest bot I’ve ever had the displeasure of paying attention to
😭😭
Goes beyond camp 👌👌
I laughed so hard when it just showed the husband laying on the ground
About the ragdoll lore:
The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes
Omg, yes. It seems so obvious now that you say it
omg lore
Omg that sound horrifying, what kind of SCP is that
That’s absolutely horrendous I do not want to picture a rag doll with organs and such on the inside
omg yes
i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying
@nchaa what😭
@@staridawan it's a bot💀
@nchaawhy is the grammar is bad 💀
Yo 🔥ruclips.net/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/видео.html.
YOU CRIED?! HAHHFHG: IM GONNNA CRY NWOFAf
Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀
hey what the fuck. are you serious.
Bro how 💀💀
i was so confused when i found that out
Smh
Wtf 👁️👄👁️
there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"
It's also not the end of the world for a baby to cry for five seconds on a recording. Babies cry all the time, it's pretty much what they're known for!
That's really interesting how they get baby actors to cry. I didn't know that!
that's actually so cute. like the baby just wants to join in lol
OMG I'm obsessed
oddly adorable?
the phrase "baby actors" is terrifying
Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding
absolutely horrific response, great job
Naw, they’re half siblings cause they only share the mother.
😂😂😂
@@cospaws8810 Rag brother, wat r u doin?! 😳
@@RainbowFlowerCrow That took me a sec ngl but 😂
When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”
I assumed her mom was her wingman.
Jerry Springer tagline right there: "My daughter stole my handmade boyfriend!“
I figured she'd have been like, "Oh no, that's not what I made him for!" But then after reading some of these comments about how Mary's doing this to buy a house with her real boyfriend, I wonder if maybe her mom actually made the doll for this purpose.
My first thought was "Ooh so it's the mom who has a thing for Kurtis Conner"
society did this to you. We live in an age where stealing your brother-husband from your mom is a thing. You should sue!!
As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol
Fr like that would be such an interesting date
i’m a free diver.
….. so, are you free on friday?
underwater dating? just go date a fish or something lol
Ok Aquaman
I am not a scuba diver, but I would also like to be able date underwater 😂
Yeah her ragdoll son Marcelinho was recently kidnapped. Her husband Marcelo is just speechless and hasn't eaten much since their baby was taken :(
omg thanks for the update😂❤
I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy
but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move
you’re so fking funny, take me like
Couldn’t even move- for the rest of his life ??
Advanced humor 👍
bruh when can he ever move
LMAO underrated comment
THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME!
She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol
vai brasil 💪🏆
mano como eu n soube disso KKKKKKKKKKKK so qnd eu vi falarem no video q eu fiquei "oxeoxoeooxeoxe"
@@luazul_ eu já tinha visto antes, mas achei engraçado aparecer na gringa wifnwidn
this is good to hear bc i was like... why are so many people feeding into a delusion!!??
@@sydneylikestea I think it's actually kinda cute, she is trying to make her dream of owning a house come true
Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain
me to
Same
Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up
Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.
About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all
Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story
Wait I love that. I’m not pissed that it’s fake anymore
Holy shit
yeah no its still weird af
Cara, eu amei que tem gringos nos comentários achando que é real. Espera até descobrirem a grávida de Taubaté
@@soho6435 no it's normal for Brazil
Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her
this is an incredible comment ?
@@syzygysaturn2496 LMAO THANKS i forgot i made this comment
I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.
kurtis: its so hard to find love!
also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years
finding a romantic relationship and staying in one are two different things tho
@YоuTubе 🅥 lol who are you
Frfr
@YоuTubе 🅥
I’ve been rickrolled enough time to avoid that link
It's funny that you posted about love being hard to find, and so a bunch of bots flooded you
I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.
Does he have the pass 🤔
I can't stop saying it myself lmao
he even did it live the other day (at the little rock show) it made me so happy. i will always respect our Mayor 💗
@@lanadelgay2729 Mayor, I hardly know her
never? i hardly know her!
Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like RUclips. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.
Shelter? I hardly know her! 🤣😭💀
😶@@negligible_reality
9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.
Just FYI - Objectophilia isn't a sexuality, it's a paraphilia. Paraphilias are defined as the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. The line between just having a fetish (which is most of the time relatively harmless) and actually having a paraphilia (which can be quite harmful to the individual themselves or to others around them) is hard to pin down sometimes. But paraphilias are a lot closer to a fetish than they are to a sexuality.
Thanks for typing that out better than I could have. That explanation was very much needed.
Great explanation, really educational 👌
Ayeee 😎🤌😏👌
This woman has paraphilia for attention... Nothing about this is even close to being authentic. I cant be the only one that sees the difference between this woman that is clearly playing a role and the lady that married the Eiffel tower... Like eiffel tower lady is truly in love; yes, its abnormal attraction, but she is genuine and passionate. I feel like this is one of those situations where the truth is so obvious that no one feels the need to say it and im sat here feeling like im in the twilight zone.
@@anjailbakeer I figured it was just this woman doing something silly for fun.
when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her
Commenting so people know this
foi só pra ter midia então?
I don't think she's only doing it to get a house, she's clearly having fun trolling all these people and being kinda famous
@@rizizum she was at first, now is just a meme
Triste pra ela com ctz, mas eu tava assistindo o vídeo e pensando, isso é a cara da grávida de Taubate… aí vi q era no BR namoral
I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂
Kurtis, if you want to know more about this one feel free to contact me, I would gladly help you by translating the material 😁
And u can't forget when Sid do Não Salvo create a fake channel with "news from North Corea" and make all world think that North Corea made the population belive that they win in a world soccer champion.
“Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!
Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much?
EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!
These bots💀
because jack skellington....isn't real...??????
They're both zombies...
@@janaelewis5623 Do you know what a joke is. Do you.
Jack is dead
This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it
Chucky/Annabelle
There’s actually a movie of similar premise about a man and his sex doll.
Who?? Kurtis?
@@chynael929 what's the movie called?
I love this idea, might write something based on this. Idk it's just a cool idea.
the fact that he looks just like him is killing me
Turns out Marcelo wasn’t so faithful 😮 he supposedly cheated on her😅 this year there was an article on it💀
how could he possibly cheat on her? according to the lore that she established, Marcelo can't speak or move on his own. the ragdoll husband lore is getting out of hand smh
CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏
*surprised Tiffany pollard face* GARRETT WATTS?
Garrett! What are you doing here babes??
i JUST finished the haunted apartment vid omg what a coincidence
i love u garrett
Oh what’s up cool kid
new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!
I claim being the first real person in this replies section 🤭
he’s not.
@@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP 😢fame(a mullet) really changes ppl huh
he’s actually a terrible human being. i’m guessing you haven’t heard wut he did
@azazazz099
Are you failing to be funny or are you actually serious?
Both of those options suck, tbf.
I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.
Dude the way she called him lazy when he is literally disabled 😭 Sexism and toxic masculinity even affects male ragdolls man
Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying
Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying
It’s not his baby (yes I am aware this is a joke)
🤔🤔🤔
and a video of a baby crying
what if it’s someone using an impression
Profiting off baby labour 🙄
It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship
I mean since a human and rag doll uk did the thing. Technically it’s a human rag doll hybrid so it can cry.
Or he's supressing it...
7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇
At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit
This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life
Pygmalion and Galatea, which turned into My Fair Lady.
Did she reject him? Imma laugh if the dude ask a goddess for his dream girl come alive, only to backfire. Which seems in par with how most myths go.
@@ghostlyhousehorrors She didn't reject him but I heard a version of the myth saying that once she came to life he didn't like her anymore
nah bro , they got married and had a son , Paphos .
@@tommymarco Oh! Thanks for telling me
As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm
exactly
i was like halfway through the video before i realized that and then i was immediately like yeah. obviously. where else in the world could that kind of shit possibly happen
Mds
É por isso que o nome do bebê é Marcelinho kkkk
Agr entendi
eu tô passando mal até agora KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mano preciso dele vendo a grávida de Taubaté pra ontem
Kurtis recently showed up to my school, he then proceeded to kick my friend in the head she fell down then he jumped on top of her and started twerking on top of her while yelling “I AM A QUIRKY RAGDOLL” he then stole my lunch then fought my theater teacher. So great to meet my favorite RUclipsr in person 😊(NOT clickbait NOT fake)
I have done a childbirth & cried laughing at the rag doll baby’s weird birth sack cuz that is not a thing 😭 that would’ve been her whole uterus
The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic
To be honest it’s still extremely weird either way.
She still slowdanced with a ragdoll in front of all her friends and family so whether she was faking it or not, she's a weirdo.
@@katie1433 well weirdo is not a very nice word
Thank God
@UCfiPCGzg7_FVYDWVuS9_i6Q how do some ppl fall for this shit it doesnt even make any grammatical sense
She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart.
She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!*
She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it.
She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance.
-> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine."
While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!"
She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner.
About the comments she receives:
"Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream.
But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."*
I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects.
She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'.
She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends.
She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun.
* These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received.
* She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner.
Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.
Isso mesmo! Os gringo preciso mesmo procura a história dela pra saber q na verdade ela é uma baita artista.
Americans don’t understand latinamerican humor! Lol
I ain't reading all that
SHE IS LITERALLY A QUEEN
An icon, really 👄
9:30 that’s where the mailman came into their life
Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.
marcelo.
Go to sleep
My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.
Why does “not completed” feel ominous LMAO
@@egg5256 Not Yet. 🙂
@@egg5256 he's not ripe yet :)
not completed is giving seer prophecy
1:27 the how to build a better boy erasure in this video is unacceptable
Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine”
The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo.
I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)
Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly
Never heard it called a hnagdtruck before and my dad has at least 3 of those
It's more common the farther north you go in North America to call it a hand truck, and a dolly the farther south you go. He's from Canada and might have never even heard it called anything else
@@GoldenSailorKitty Canada is a big place, I am Canadian but from Alberta, not Ontario, and I've only ever heard them called Dolly's
I've never heard the terms used interchangeably like that.
a hand truck is the 2 wheeled thing that stands upright. a dolly is the flat 4 wheeled platform you set stuff on top of when moving. they are two different things.
@@jankcitycustomsive never heard the word handtruck until now. we call the two wheeled one a dolly, but i am from the south so that might be why.
Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!!
The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho.
So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos
I’m sorry, the little rag doll boy did what?
@@ghostiezero brazil is way more insane than people think it is
he fucking what?
@@ghostiezeroI looked up Marcelinho and
ruclips.net/video/rQeKsW0-vF4/видео.html&ab_channel=AltaC%C3%BApula
(I haven't finished the video, so I don't know how far it gets)
This is amazing
Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.
of course he didni have a best man, he had a best mannequin
Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.
This is so cute 🥹
Hm in Spanish it's VERY similar, but I never knew how to say the diminutive form of my name, seeing as I'm the 3rd Thomas... Tomásito? Just doesn't sound right... Haha
It's just like in Spanish 😇
Same in Italy
We also have various nicknames for different names, like - for example - Giuseppe > Giuseppino > Peppe/Pino
Michela > Michelina > Lina
Luigi > Luigino > Gino
Eu só percebi que era do Brasil porque ele falou "Marcelinho" daí percebi na hora jdndjdn e fui ler o título do vídeo do parto
Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me"
Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*
who 🤨 /lh
this comment feels like two of those sex bots decided to have a baby
CURTIS
FAKE FAN ALERT🚨
After reading Yugo Limbo's graphic novel "Viscera Objectica" about a man who falls in love with a puppet, and learning more about people who fall in love with inanimate objects, this sort of stuff is really interesting, and it's really nice how respectful Kurtis is while still making jokes😊
You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness
Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)
Oh definitely. My sister had a friend who had some ragdoll heretage. She came over to our house a while back and she was just the nicest. Ragdoll lungs tend to be very delicate and need a lot care, especially as they get older.
I'm currently getting a DNA test because I think I might have some plush/teddy heretage (I was adopted) and I'm starting to understand the kind of discrimination toyfolk face. And I really don't appreciate ragdolls being labelled as "lazy". They have lower energy reserves and they can't help that. And fictionalised ""non-fiction"" films like Child's Play only heighten the stereotypes. Such a shame.
((Let's make Doll People the new version of Clown Husbandry))
@@HangryOnPaws NOT CLOWN HUSBANDRY 😭
@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng okay we'll be the better version of it then
@@HangryOnPaws false, there will never be a better version of clown husbandry
@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng true. But we must strive to be the best slightly messed up kidcore social allegory fandom we possibly can. And seeing as Clown Husbandry is the best one, that's our idol.
is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think
same I truly believed the plumbers one and Mormon match
plumbers unite
Im surprised he didnt include the brony dating app.
Bumble…what kind of stupid name is that?
@@illusioNery clearly a dating app for bees
thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius
7:08 ive clipped this part and copied link and titled it serotonin
to watch when im sad and it makes me smile every time
His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂
I’m just so sad that the Barbie “balls” wasn’t in there
@@leebloom7842 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THISSSS me too :((
@@leebloom7842 balls lmao
Timestamp?
@@brynnstic 4:12
This is probably a stupid video to say it but Kurtis has really come into his own content wise the past year. His skits/jokes were always funny but he seems much more comfortable or less awkward in the delivery. Congrats on 4mill babygirl
bbg kurtis 🥵/j
the end of this comment took me out hfgkjsdhflgk
Babygirl😭😭
You calling kurtis baby girl is taking me out 😭
@@cheesecake2048 stop I call everyone that 😭
Hey, fun fact! The -inho in portuguese is a noun suffix that represents "tiny" or "small". Meaning Marcelinho, the baby's name, literally means "little Marcelo". It's the equivalent of calling him Marcelo Jr
Happy 4M subs Kurtis! I found this channel in middle school, now I'm a junior in HS. Your humor is completely timeless & you deserve this 10000 times over.
Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you”
Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy!
Husband: *Flops over*
I'm deceased 💀
flops over 😭
Jajajajajaja.
Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀
We have the same name 😳😳
it really does look like him 😂
@@bekahn.4762 omg nice name you got there!!! 😆 My mom named me after Rebekah in the Bible, but I’m agnostic so 😅🤷♀️ I like my name but it is frustrating to never have any keychains or anything with my name on it lol, plus both of my grandmas would never fail to spell my name wrong every year on my birthday cards 🤣🤣
@@bekahbabie yo same I was too 😳 and I'm an atheist
@@bekahn.4762 LMAO aayeee Christian-turned-non-religious gang!!!! 🤙🤪🤣 Let me guess, did you stop being Christian bc of religious trauma too?? 🥴💀
Omg I’m so proud of kurtis for hitting 4million people, it was great to live with a shiner for a bit 🥰
Kurtis always makes me feel better (: one of the best youtubers I've ever watched and I stand by that
Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.
poggers, joinha, adorei
ñ
YES
Nunca imaginei o Brasil chegando na boca do Kurtis, ainda mais falando Marcelinho perfeitamente. Ele tinha que assistir os vídeos do Matando Matheus a Grito sobre tv brasileira pra tentar entender 1/3 do que acontece aqui, esse rolê do Marcelo e da Meiri é só a ponta do iceberg do que é o Brasil.
@@nanyabish imagina se ele visse sobre a grávida de Taubaté
Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!
yay lesbian zombie dolls
I need to visit your hometown now
I wish I was invited
Wasn't the doll of a child too
Wait wasn’t that a video? I swear I’ve heard of this from another RUclipsrs video
time for my weekly rewatch of this video
13:46 that ball scratch tho
Could also be a dick fix
one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him
When he did it in this video my first thought was "oh no, he's doing it only semi-ironically now"
@@fionamclary7631 literally 💀😭
every time he gets closer and closer to becoming a tiktok cosplayer
Oh god
Cant wait
I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine”
It’s so unhinged I love it
lesbians would eat that sht up (Im lesbians)
The amount of times I’ve seen kurtis almost make love to himself in his skits is beyond count
"I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him
STOP 😭
HA-
Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!
Millions of families suffer every year!
okay. hear me out, here's an early prediction. the mom passive aggressively made her daughter the "perfect husband" because she's salty that her daughter isn't married yet and so the daughter just really leaned into the "joke" and refuses to give up on the bit.
Curt popped off in this video, seriously the funniest stuff I've ever seen from him, I'm so proud ❤️ our boy is peaking
She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows
Oh god, I didn't even think of that
The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta
@zwetta no
I think it’s supposed to be like when cats give birth, and there’s the amniotic birthing sac around the newborn kitten. Sometimes, human babies have bits of their amniotic sacs left, called caul birth.
@@gracelemmon7808 it’s possible, but no “placenta” came out after the baby’s birth. Even if the baby was “en caul,” a placenta would still come out afterwards. Plus placentas are red while the amniotic sac is completely clear, so I’m assuming it’s the placenta lol.
It's the amniotic sac. Sometimes baby's can come out still inside. It's rare though.
that's actually a baby bell cheese
im an objectophile and can confirm i have to put my boyfriend (hes a pillow) into the washing machine so often and i hate it. i feel like im waterboarding him LOL
The way he's randomly so respectful to Marcelo 😭🤚
That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family
Absolute girl boss
I respect the hustle tbh
A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.
It’s called en caul - pretty cool
Is it dangerous to the mother or child??
@@brysonorosa632 no! It's not dangerous
Oh I saw that on reddit the other day. It's like they're vacuum sealed in the sac lol
@@Margaretfogs better en caul saul
The way they delivered the baby in the red plastic bag reminds me of how horses give birth, where the foal is actually in an embryonic sac. Very strange that they chose to do it that way.
lol you should check out "grávida de taubaté", a woman who claimed to be pregnant with 7 (I think?) babies
we have all sorts of stories like that in Brazil
Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this
You mean danny
do not call him kurt
^w^
@@goobigi shit it was a typo lol
@@goobigi why?
“Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26
Uzumaki would like to know your location
I’d buy 27
I'd buy 28
I’d buy 29
I'd buy 30
8:35 this bit killed me
Congrats on the milestone Kurtis! Please consider editing in the entirety of blood related in the video. I think it would be hilarious!
Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story.
Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.
omg pls this took me out
I feel like Kurtis and you could riff off each other.
KURTIS POINTING OUT THAT IF HER MOM MADE IT THAT WOULD MAKE THE DOLL HER BROTHER MADE ME SO DAMN HAPPY.
That was literally my first fucking thought and having him mention that made me feel as if I wasn’t crazy for thinking it
the guest could sit anywhere cause they're in the same family
Same lmao
Same I was literally about to comment it as he said it
@@elliebishop5895 he just reads the minds of the people
At what point this argument stops? If you eat lunch your mom made are you also eating your sibling? 👁👄👁
I gotta say, as long as it doesn't interfere with her ability to perform healthy functioning and pursuit of goals, then it isn't a disorder and all the power to her and Marcel, 🤷♂️ go for it!
Can I just put out there how much I love Kurtis’s skits they’re so great on every level
4:12 I’m sorry, but where’s the Barbie effect on “balls”?!! How can you do this to us! 🤣😭
EXACTLY
i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation
Omg why were they heckling him 😭
@@oceancoral557 they thought they were being funny but they were just annoying and rude😭😭😭 and then when kurtis said “huh” to them they just giggled like middle schoolers😭😭
omg they’re not repping us arkansan kurtis fans 😔😔
@@user-ix8vu2kk8g bruh i drove from yee haw mississippi to see them but your point still stands😭
the hecklers were making us look bad💔
i love this cause me and that doll share a name and it always catches me off guard hearing Kurtis say my name
As soon as it got to the part we’re you where talking about how the doll could be her Brother I got a add about fertility
Dang, Marcelo couldn't even stand next to his wife while she gave birth, he just sat there. Unbelievable
Even rag doll men can’t be good husbands 🙄🙄
The idea of grinding on a ragdoll in front of real humans unlocks a very bizarre hybrid of jarring embarrassment and deep respect. I’m sure it’s a bit, but any which way I wish her and quiet Kurtis the absolute best.
not quiet Kurtis 😭😭😭 put that on a shirt lollll