Riverdale Made ANOTHER Musical Episode, So I Watched It. (Heathers: Riverdale Version)

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  • Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
  • I have that candy shop cheryl RUN stuck in my head. Y'all better like this.
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  • @babyvision6924
    @babyvision6924 4 года назад +7583

    “I invented red. *I am red.* “
    I'm pretty sure that's what Lenin said when he established the Soviet Union

    • @gracealyssa28
      @gracealyssa28 4 года назад +573

      Coming up in the next season of riverdale: Cheryl leads a communist revolution

    • @juanitaparpandacute3511
      @juanitaparpandacute3511 4 года назад +259

      @@gracealyssa28 knowing riverdale this could probably happen

    • @hi-uk8ie
      @hi-uk8ie 4 года назад +156

      *i tHoUghT yOu wErE aMeriCaN*

    • @abigaelsevere3544
      @abigaelsevere3544 3 года назад +24

      Deadd💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

    • @discretetryst
      @discretetryst 3 года назад +88

      i mean veronica called her "fascist barbie" bruh

  • @Alyssa-gc7pd
    @Alyssa-gc7pd 5 лет назад +17477

    Cole Sprouse: *Gets through a disney career without singing*
    Riverdale: *Mystery show*
    *MaKeS cOlE sPrOuSe SiNg*

    • @sparklegirl1019
      @sparklegirl1019 5 лет назад +307

      Actually he did end up singing at one point in his Disney career

    • @alexisjordynagm
      @alexisjordynagm 5 лет назад +17

      1k like :)

    • @harper6779
      @harper6779 4 года назад +418

      Cole Sprouce: gets through an entire Disney show without singing
      Riverdale: I’m about to ruin this mans whole career.

    • @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963
      @bfbvouabeorbvoaervure963 4 года назад +19

      SparkleGirl 101
      T’was Dylan

    • @rkjs7615
      @rkjs7615 4 года назад +41

      Billies Avacado cole spouse singing is literally the seventh Wonder of the world

  • @mollyhope8767
    @mollyhope8767 4 года назад +3477

    i can’t imagine talking with a guy and telling him my parents are divorcing and him saying “guess they’re SpLiTsViLlE”

    • @skylol7042
      @skylol7042 3 года назад +59

      i read this and laughed out loud lmaoooo

    • @ia490
      @ia490 3 года назад +23

      I cackled so loud when I read this 😂

  • @emfaye23
    @emfaye23 4 года назад +6397

    i, a heathers fan, knew a girl, a riverdale fan, who said that riverdale did heathers better than the actual musical and i just-

    • @FlowWolf7
      @FlowWolf7 3 года назад +781

      I need a status update on this. Did you pull a Dean on her or what

    • @emfaye23
      @emfaye23 3 года назад +535

      @@FlowWolf7 absolutely

    • @FlowWolf7
      @FlowWolf7 3 года назад +531

      @@emfaye23 unfortunately she didn't give you any options. You did what you had to do

    • @didoalmanzor8014
      @didoalmanzor8014 3 года назад +307

      PLEASE tell me you *removed* her from the earth

    • @peachyserenade
      @peachyserenade 3 года назад +86

      yikes

  • @myagiardina7662
    @myagiardina7662 5 лет назад +7355

    “if cole started singing i would’ve lost my mind”
    five seconds later “JUsT noT TodAY”

  • @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003
    @nosuchthingasgoodcows7003 5 лет назад +3912

    Riverdale: we have to change all the lyrics to Candy Store to take out all the drug references
    Also Riverdale: tHeY tOoK aWaY mY dRuGz

    • @davidvasquez8488
      @davidvasquez8488 4 года назад +10

      Drug references ????

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +46

      I believe that's because the songs are available for streaming. Glee had to do the same thing and change certain lyrics.

    • @missmarreynolds
      @missmarreynolds 4 года назад +5

      Hi best girl

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +44

      For example, when Glee did Rocky Horror, "sweet transvestite" was allowed on the iTunes version, but "from transexual Transylvania" was changed to "from sensational Transylvania."
      No, I cannot explain why.

    • @PoXTigress36
      @PoXTigress36 4 года назад +15

      It usually has to do with copyright
      While covers fall under fair use, shows tend to change up lyrics just in case since they don't want to go to court for a song cover

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 4 года назад +4109

    “The Powerpuff Girls need to be stopped”
    *i’m weak*

    • @xo_ellis
      @xo_ellis 3 года назад +53

      Lol they dressed up as the powerpuff girls for halloween💀💀

    • @alexandraolteanu9904
      @alexandraolteanu9904 3 года назад +7

      💀

    • @akirahatson2593
      @akirahatson2593 3 года назад +16

      They are making a live action of powerpuff girls🤣🤣

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 года назад +5

      @@akirahatson2593
      The leaked script was so damn doodoo that they’re rewriting it.

    • @akirahatson2593
      @akirahatson2593 3 года назад +1

      @@aisha5156 yeah i read it and....well...you know...it was...you knoww

  • @redheartsunglasses
    @redheartsunglasses 3 года назад +2390

    Hey guys remember when Riverdale was a fun comic that occasionally had crossovers with Sabrina The Teenage Witch

  • @lyssamccoy9210
    @lyssamccoy9210 5 лет назад +4028

    Trin: “He sounds like James Charles.”
    *literally a minute later*
    Trin: Just let HIM sing.

    • @user-pg8rc8kf9m
      @user-pg8rc8kf9m 4 года назад +95

      Lyssa McCoy that’s how bad the rest of them are , the only bearable one is James Charles 😂

    • @ben4909
      @ben4909 4 года назад +18

      M betty was ok tho

    • @crazypig129
      @crazypig129 4 года назад +4

      yeah cause James Charles is great at singing...

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 4 года назад +11

      Crazypig129 nah he sounds like a cartoon character 💀

  • @stella-zi9rk
    @stella-zi9rk 5 лет назад +13437

    *Cole said Disney would never turn him into a singer. Turns out it wasn’t Disney. It was a bunch of potheads writing a show for teenage girls.*

  • @hollandfray4521
    @hollandfray4521 3 года назад +1346

    Ok I say this as a Heathers fan of both the movie and the musical, if JD went to this school I wouldn't try to stop him

  • @valeriediscipio5955
    @valeriediscipio5955 3 года назад +654

    Ever since the "Heathers" episode of Riverdale came out so last year, whenever I talk to people about how good Heathers is and how it's my favorite musical they immediately go "Oh is that the one they did on Riverdale?". It's official, Riverdale has ruined musical theatre in one episode lol.

    • @milkyeon9271
      @milkyeon9271 3 года назад +15

      I feel you except it's not Heathers but ATLA. Damn you Shyamalan!

    • @Nolanwrldwide
      @Nolanwrldwide 2 года назад +1

      literally🙄

    • @qualek7862
      @qualek7862 2 года назад +16

      I was deep in the fandom when it came out and i remember so well how everyone was worried that Heathers would be known as “the musical from Riverdale”

    • @PancakeFlowers
      @PancakeFlowers Год назад

      At least tell me they used only one song from ride the cyclone ToT

  • @_kendra__8563
    @_kendra__8563 4 года назад +7165

    *Jughead dies*
    Cole: oh thank god
    Riverdale writers: But you’re actually alive
    Cole: FUUUU-

    • @kiararodriguez170
      @kiararodriguez170 3 года назад +285

      It’s really funny too cause he was gonna audition to be Archie but then he did Jughead because he figured they couldn’t kill off the narrator

    • @reyesam06
      @reyesam06 3 года назад +150

      @@kiararodriguez170 I guess after seeing the show spiraling down he regretted his decision 😂

    • @caelyn9208
      @caelyn9208 3 года назад +12

      Omg lol

    • @thetruth830
      @thetruth830 3 года назад +84

      @@reyesam06 Are you kidding? Cole and Lilli _clearly_ do not want to be on this show anymore just look at any of the interviews lmfaoo

    • @reyesam06
      @reyesam06 3 года назад +16

      @@thetruth830 That’s what I meant about him regretting his decision- what do you
      mean? .-.

  • @Nevssfa
    @Nevssfa 4 года назад +4665

    Trin, who doesnt watch riverdale: i dont know whats going on
    Me, who watched every episode: me either

    • @chloealexis593
      @chloealexis593 4 года назад +35

      I don’t get why people who’ve watched the show don’t understand it like it really isn’t difficult if you pay attention

    • @wilbur3220
      @wilbur3220 4 года назад +269

      Chloe Alexis It went from a Murder mystery to a show about some occult shit. You think people can focus??

    • @chloealexis593
      @chloealexis593 4 года назад +11

      Random Reviewer well yea it’s not that hard

    • @kadiriolanipekun6486
      @kadiriolanipekun6486 4 года назад +30

      @@chloealexis593 Thank you! You seem to be the only person who understands this show and knows that it has to be crazy in order for people to watch

    • @queefburglar6995
      @queefburglar6995 4 года назад +48

      Why do you watch it tho I have tried to but it just isnt gooooodd

  • @aloafofbreb8076
    @aloafofbreb8076 3 года назад +850

    Riverdale: *shows couple basically blowing up a house*
    JD to Veronica: *points at screen * ThAt CoUlD'vE bEeN uS

  • @meagannewlin5388
    @meagannewlin5388 3 года назад +305

    As a woman who can't whistle, I am extremely impressed at your ability to whistle the hunger games whistle

  • @linajenkins4346
    @linajenkins4346 5 лет назад +2403

    no one:
    toni and cheryl’s hair: *swoosh*

  • @chrissie627
    @chrissie627 4 года назад +12576

    Riverdale: -Takes out the lyrics referring to sex, drugs and alcohol-
    Also Riverdale: -shows teenagers doing all three in literally every episode-

  • @avery5259
    @avery5259 3 года назад +880

    If they touch Hamilton, Mean Girls, or Les Mis, I’m about to throw some hands

    • @elliewood1918
      @elliewood1918 3 года назад +106

      They lay one cell on six or mean girls I will sue them for harassment

    • @sophial2200
      @sophial2200 3 года назад +80

      if they touch any other musical I will cry

    • @randomuser9201
      @randomuser9201 3 года назад +26

      They only would ever do ones that have to do with school. I could see them doing mean girls

    • @littleladdielad
      @littleladdielad 3 года назад +6

      @@randomuser9201 he he he no thank you

    • @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338
      @thatonepersonobsessedwithm4338 3 года назад +17

      @Someone 333 if they touch six I’m throwing hands

  • @aaaaaaa2584
    @aaaaaaa2584 4 года назад +414

    Ok but, I was honestly surprised when Cole hit those high notes in Seventeen

    • @isabellamoscoso21
      @isabellamoscoso21 3 года назад +50

      tbh i wasn’t that upset with that musical number. i actually... liked it??

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 3 года назад +35

      I'm pretty sure I heard it wasn't actually him singing lol. I think he sang the first verse and then hired someone to do the belting.

    • @margas.4782
      @margas.4782 3 года назад +6

      @@isabellamoscoso21 same, I really liked seventeen

    • @amiepidgeon3419
      @amiepidgeon3419 3 года назад +1

      I think someone else did the belting and they put it with Cole’s voice

    • @karmanoel
      @karmanoel 2 года назад +6

      the funny thing is his voice was mixed with Ryan McCartan's. like og musical JD

  • @annabv55
    @annabv55 5 лет назад +3659

    **Veronica, Cheryl and Betty comes out in Heathers outfits**
    Trin: _oh no_

    • @E3g4
      @E3g4 4 года назад +7

      Anna same

  • @phoebedabrusin7429
    @phoebedabrusin7429 5 лет назад +2408

    THE CAST SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT THERE WILL BE ANOTHER MUSICAL IN SEASON 4!! GET READY, ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!

    • @Kimiblues
      @Kimiblues 5 лет назад +130

      Oh Lord. I'm not watching Riverdale anymore and not to be rude but I feel sorry for their viewers. No I actually don't. If they watch the show they deserve it😂

    • @cyberelf0080
      @cyberelf0080 5 лет назад +227

      They better not do Hamilton

    • @ileanagodinez7767
      @ileanagodinez7767 5 лет назад +153

      i swear if they do high school musical...

    • @T0AZST
      @T0AZST 5 лет назад +64

      Phoebe Dabrusin *omfg do they not get the hint fans.dont.like.the.musical.episodes.*

    • @daisysorbet
      @daisysorbet 5 лет назад +47

      ive never been more scared bc theres... too many options for them to do. if they even LOOK at spring awakening ill riot

  • @hi_there_how_you_doin1775
    @hi_there_how_you_doin1775 4 года назад +172

    "The powerpuff girls need to be stopped" i cant-

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 4 года назад +143

    "I found out that you're mother tried to have me killed..."
    Trin: *chokes*

  • @unicornsprinkles2350
    @unicornsprinkles2350 4 года назад +3935

    “Your mother tried to have me killed…”
    *almost spits out juice*
    “Twice”
    “tWiCe 😂😂”

  • @shadowcadette
    @shadowcadette 5 лет назад +1614

    “He was part of the mafia last time I watched” this line killed me

  • @Mel-ph4py
    @Mel-ph4py 4 года назад +334

    i love heathers, so this hurt me so much on the inside

  • @auroraragazzoni4533
    @auroraragazzoni4533 3 года назад +81

    Just watching Riverdale I actually understood how HIGH QUALITY glee performance were

  • @ashleighmorgan4946
    @ashleighmorgan4946 5 лет назад +2170

    Riverdale High: *holds a harmless musical like they do every year*
    Betty: tHe FaRm Is BeHiNd ThIs!!! ThIs Is CULT. ACTIVITY.

    • @Rahhhhhhhh23
      @Rahhhhhhhh23 5 лет назад +84

      Ashleigh Morgan yea but it actually was tho

    • @yujin6410
      @yujin6410 5 лет назад +3

      holyyy u have 666 likess

    • @ashleighmorgan4946
      @ashleighmorgan4946 5 лет назад +1

      Nice

    • @iamdestlol
      @iamdestlol 5 лет назад

      It was so..

    • @e.griessel5818
      @e.griessel5818 5 лет назад

      she didn't suspect the farm during the first musical so... Not really but I know what u mean

  • @ryleelees986
    @ryleelees986 5 лет назад +1716

    Trin: if Cole started singing I would die
    Me: just wait

    • @amymacias6031
      @amymacias6031 4 года назад +29

      honey, you got a big storm coming. 💃

    • @bushyracc
      @bushyracc 4 года назад +1

      Hehe

    • @marimidoriya6059
      @marimidoriya6059 4 года назад

      @@winniethepooh544 When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt ridden

    • @mothersuperior2673
      @mothersuperior2673 4 года назад

      @@marimidoriya6059 two years later see Alex and his mother half dead

    • @birdsareasocialconstruct5083
      @birdsareasocialconstruct5083 4 года назад

      @@winniethepooh544
      ...... ALEXANDER HAMILTON ALEXANDER HAMILTON, AMERICA SINGS FOR YOU

  • @skylol7042
    @skylol7042 3 года назад +87

    i was so amused, triggered, offended, nauseated and concerned by this lol
    this is why river dale is a meme

  • @prestonh
    @prestonh 3 года назад +51

    Cheryl and Betty’s voices are actually good, it’s just their sound editors on the show are freaking terrible. They over-do EVERYTHING. Literally, if she slightly flips her hair, we hear this loud *whoosh*, same for the leg kick. I saw this comment on another vid it was:
    Betty: *breathes*
    Sound effects: *WHOOOOOOOOOOSH*

  • @UnrealB
    @UnrealB 5 лет назад +1762

    Why was Veronica upset her parents were splitting up... it is the most abusive relationship in the show????
    Edit: oh wow thank you for the likes, I wasn't expecting any tbh.😘

    • @_miracle.shantez_
      @_miracle.shantez_ 5 лет назад +50

      Brooke Reads yea and why didn’t she see it coming?

    • @nataliacu5693
      @nataliacu5693 5 лет назад +45

      Imagine: Your parents are separating. You are so happy, right? Because you saw, that this is coming, so you are not sad. You are so happy and you love life.

    • @UnrealB
      @UnrealB 5 лет назад +2

      @Rebecca hahahha

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 5 лет назад +15

      They should have done that scene during season 1, not 3.

    • @Beeoog
      @Beeoog 5 лет назад +37

      Especially since she was trying to get her mom to leave her dad before....

  • @rubiekelly8278
    @rubiekelly8278 4 года назад +2810

    Some of these actors are quite good at singing and acting but Riverdale has ruined that for them all

    • @BAD_OIIIMENS_LOVER
      @BAD_OIIIMENS_LOVER 4 года назад +36

      They all can sing

    • @larissita1989
      @larissita1989 4 года назад +80

      Yeah, They're like very talented, but Riverdale ruins it.

    • @trixie7759
      @trixie7759 3 года назад +41

      It was the directing, the same thing ruined Le Mis, the directors clearly don't know how to direct musicals, so they direct it like a movie/tv show, which will always turn our bad

    • @joleeswanson3889
      @joleeswanson3889 3 года назад +1

      i agree

    • @hunlim2117
      @hunlim2117 3 года назад +2

      @@BAD_OIIIMENS_LOVER cheryl is fucking terrible

  • @victoriadziewirz2061
    @victoriadziewirz2061 3 года назад +73

    Trinn: hes like a cartoon character
    The book being based off a comic book called Archie😂😂

  • @paztaparty4474
    @paztaparty4474 3 года назад +55

    no one:
    not even heather:
    randomly: "shUt uP toNi"

    • @carla4878
      @carla4878 3 года назад

      This is riverdale, n-ai csf😂😂😂

  • @franny305
    @franny305 5 лет назад +2241

    Cheryl: I am RED!
    Me: i ThOUghT yOu WErE aMEriCAn😭😭

  • @itzjoolz2978
    @itzjoolz2978 4 года назад +1632

    "Exercising trauma through art SCREAMS cult recruitment."
    Excuse me, theater is already a cult.

    • @azzabynes5707
      @azzabynes5707 3 года назад +29

      Yeah, have you ever seen Cats!? That is OBVIOUSLY a cult. Why would anybody like it otherwise

    • @orange-u-tan1344
      @orange-u-tan1344 3 года назад +13

      If any of my fellow starkid fans are out there then they’ll know what I mean when I say
      ddDduUUckk IS LOOOOOrrdd

    • @augustpiccolo
      @augustpiccolo 3 года назад +7

      Duck is lordddd duck is lord lord lord duck is lordddddds 🐥

    • @orange-u-tan1344
      @orange-u-tan1344 3 года назад +4

      @@augustpiccolo YASSSSSS

    • @isda3314
      @isda3314 3 года назад +5

      @@orange-u-tan1344 duck is loRdDD

  • @crazysnaillady9753
    @crazysnaillady9753 3 года назад +76

    I left this video to listen to the actual Heather's soundtrack to heal my ears

  • @brandnewnumb5008
    @brandnewnumb5008 3 года назад +70

    I'm sorry, I just can't. The Riverdale cringe actually makes me WANT to clean my room.

  • @han_444
    @han_444 5 лет назад +3770

    No one:
    Cheryl: candY stoOo0OoOre

    • @LolitaKG
      @LolitaKG 5 лет назад +51

      *Melodyne has left the chat*

    • @angelinaanastasia5044
      @angelinaanastasia5044 5 лет назад +56

      No one:
      Cheryl: sHUt uP tOnI

    • @Ana-pj1gf
      @Ana-pj1gf 5 лет назад +6

      That’s how it’s sing in the original musical...

    • @duh.itz_ayva5185
      @duh.itz_ayva5185 5 лет назад +4

      Ana Karen De La Garza shuuuuuush karen

    • @Ana-pj1gf
      @Ana-pj1gf 5 лет назад +2

      Duh.itz_Ayva why shuuush? Because it’s the truth?

  • @gwen9116
    @gwen9116 5 лет назад +3068

    "I am the only channel" - Drew Gooden is *shaking* in his boots

  • @kathysanchez8516
    @kathysanchez8516 3 года назад +34

    Okay but when Cole sang Seventeen the high note in my defense it was pretty good and satisfying 😂

    • @karmanoel
      @karmanoel 2 года назад +2

      the funny thing is his voice was mixed with Ryan McCartan's. like og musical JD

  • @urmom69720
    @urmom69720 4 года назад +52

    I legit love all these glee scenes and references. Riverdale could NEVER outdo glee.

  • @pyromania2280
    @pyromania2280 4 года назад +1901

    Riverdale is like that one guy who nobody laughs with, but laughs at

    • @chrissie627
      @chrissie627 4 года назад +69

      And the guy who thinks theyre laughing with not at him lmao

    • @Sofia-ssn
      @Sofia-ssn 4 года назад +6

      it’s me 😻

    • @andy-he7pb
      @andy-he7pb 4 года назад +7

      ikr it’s sad

    • @ollie.7273
      @ollie.7273 4 года назад +16

      Shoto Todoroki is hot riverdale is like that annoying kid in class that uses a over used unfunny joke

    • @user-um7tl7xk7e
      @user-um7tl7xk7e 3 года назад +1

      So everyone?

  • @oiskypoisky2674
    @oiskypoisky2674 5 лет назад +4672

    I mean the High School Musical episode of the Suite Life of Zack & Cody was a freaking Broadway show compared to this.

  • @nirmithapremnath2137
    @nirmithapremnath2137 4 года назад +64

    The AHS openings had me laughing so hard I-

  • @defnotelly2807
    @defnotelly2807 3 года назад +11

    i have so much respect for these actors for being able to deliver these lines with a straight face

  • @maann89
    @maann89 5 лет назад +2255

    I swear the concept of riverdale was so good but so poorly executed, not to mention “Veronica’s” random ass lines

    • @keairagreen3226
      @keairagreen3226 4 года назад +3

      @scarletfacee same but first episode of season 3

    • @chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922
      @chonkchonkdechonkchonk7922 4 года назад +19

      The concept of river dale is just confusing

    • @harks_kr276
      @harks_kr276 4 года назад +10

      ZaDDyKinS

    • @fatoumatacisse3796
      @fatoumatacisse3796 4 года назад +31

      first season was really good, second season was ok but then season 3 makes no sense. I stopped watching after the seond episode of season 3 and i'm diefinitely not watching season 4

    • @winteristhebestseason6118
      @winteristhebestseason6118 4 года назад

      dAdDy 💀

  • @tamakama5844
    @tamakama5844 4 года назад +1995

    no one:
    not even Jason Blossom:
    Cheryl and Toni: *fake hair swoosh sound effects*

  • @zxbear.a218
    @zxbear.a218 3 года назад +15

    when you realise that the characters in riverdale were seventeen in this episode and you're sixteen and you did a little dance because your mum finally bought your favourite cereal whereas these seventeen-year-olds are singing off-key about cults, druglord etc.

  • @mrsunderstood8141
    @mrsunderstood8141 3 года назад +32

    I was like "oh heathers is going to get some love from more mainstream audiences! Finally"
    After the clips started rolling I felt secondhand embarrassment for the cast
    Jesus christ that was very not good

  • @alycatlovesbooks
    @alycatlovesbooks 5 лет назад +1477

    Also jughead and Betty sing a song about wanting to be normal before making out in front of a trailer they set on fire. What?!

    • @fuckbrigadoon5420
      @fuckbrigadoon5420 5 лет назад +100

      Well, they truly are the real JD and Veronica

    • @lekaylaheart
      @lekaylaheart 5 лет назад +34

      Carmel Tvila don’t say that

    • @jan-re6db
      @jan-re6db 5 лет назад +5

      stg they only did two heather songs

    • @lekaylaheart
      @lekaylaheart 5 лет назад +20

      @@fuckbrigadoon5420 but JD and Veronica deserves a lot better than that

    • @chrisalessandro
      @chrisalessandro 5 лет назад +16

      that was the point of the song tho, it was wanting to be normal but accepting that their lives are messed up and they’re damaged

  • @hbomax6542
    @hbomax6542 5 лет назад +2955

    Heathers exist.
    Riverdale: I'm about to ruin this man's career.

    • @decentgrocerybag4003
      @decentgrocerybag4003 5 лет назад +75

      Lily Porter Bold of you to assume Riverdale can take out Heathers

    • @tonyf.8166
      @tonyf.8166 5 лет назад +47

      the amount of locals this brought to my fave musical is just disappointing :(

    • @eggmon420
      @eggmon420 5 лет назад +34

      I'm not Italian Tony Ik. People here like “omG I lOvE tHe HEatHerS!” No hun you like this shit dollar store version of Heathers. 😂

    • @cutiebunnn
      @cutiebunnn 5 лет назад +2

      Lily Porter Karma’s a bitch.

    • @anthonysalazar3311
      @anthonysalazar3311 5 лет назад

      LOL!!!!

  • @melinatsilira7030
    @melinatsilira7030 3 года назад +203

    Riverdale’s musical episodes are an INSULT to the real musical performers and Broadway musicals as a whole

    • @rosie2871
      @rosie2871 Год назад +2

      especially because there are some ppl that only know Heathers through Riverdale

  • @Giladkind
    @Giladkind 4 года назад +73

    "he sounds like james charles"
    me: found dead

  • @debunkedlettuce3572
    @debunkedlettuce3572 5 лет назад +548

    I love the fact their last musical episode was the lowest rating riverdale ep but they decide it a good decision to do another one

  • @yunabean
    @yunabean 5 лет назад +1989

    “I guess they’re splitsville, they’re not endgame” 😂

  • @chloechau2270
    @chloechau2270 3 года назад +14

    trin: mentions riverdale doing shallow for the next musical
    the writers: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

    • @user-tf7on2ge3r
      @user-tf7on2ge3r 2 года назад

      But no, they LITERALLY did on season 5, look it up

  • @jenifergarcia327
    @jenifergarcia327 3 года назад +21

    They do realize that the prt where JD sings "we'll cuddle while the fire roars" was supposed to be a turn off right??? Wtf

  • @spegnagmaglorious3590
    @spegnagmaglorious3590 4 года назад +2117

    The autotune needs to CALM DOWN

    • @narayastarks
      @narayastarks 4 года назад +21

      @1 1 all of them can sing but the show used autotune

    • @narayastarks
      @narayastarks 4 года назад +31

      alot of the actors have amazing voices, the show shouldn't have used autotune. if they couldn't sing, then don't make them sing in it. but the ones who can sing, they shouldn't have uaed autobuses. camila, lili, Vanessa, drew all have great voices but the show ruined it

    • @grimascent8278
      @grimascent8278 4 года назад +12

      They just layered it waaay too much
      The live version is like 15 voices, they must have layered it like 100+ times

    • @spencerreid3386
      @spencerreid3386 3 года назад +1

      Spegnag Maglorious there isn’t any auto tune 💀

    • @user-jj7td5yg9p
      @user-jj7td5yg9p 3 года назад +4

      Leah Laverne is this a joke 💀

  • @sophierosemar
    @sophierosemar 4 года назад +680

    this hurt me. the fact that it wasn’t in order at all and none of the parts in the songs were sung correctly and im just dyingggg

    • @kiksgoodday
      @kiksgoodday 3 года назад +46

      and also the fact that some songs weren’t even included like freeze your brain, the me inside of me, shine a light, etc

    • @multareon6669
      @multareon6669 3 года назад +1

      The Heathers- They don't call eachother "Heather" 😭😭

  • @doppio_77
    @doppio_77 3 года назад +12

    “People associate me with Riverdale, Twilight and Glee”.
    So true

  • @netflixedits3831
    @netflixedits3831 3 года назад +9

    “A star is born riverdale edition.... watch out they might pull up on us with a star is born in season 4”
    Season 5: Veronica and chad singing in the shallow 😂

  • @billie8730
    @billie8730 5 лет назад +3517

    he sounds like James Charles
    James: *WOMP WOMP WOMP*

    • @Ashak2001
      @Ashak2001 5 лет назад +34

      *WOMP WOOMP WOOOMP*

    • @e-linamarie
      @e-linamarie 5 лет назад +21

      i fucking *wheezed*

    • @robertosoler7296
      @robertosoler7296 5 лет назад +3

      DIED

    • @Roblox-jb2vf
      @Roblox-jb2vf 5 лет назад +11

      omg watching this late and there's a video in my recommended tab from Tati's channel titles "BYE SISTER ..." James Charles tea taking over my feed

    • @marissaalejandraalvarezlim9931
      @marissaalejandraalvarezlim9931 5 лет назад +7

      That's literally an offense, delete this.

  • @probablykillua4680
    @probablykillua4680 4 года назад +1380

    WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING eNdGAme-

    • @sophisticatedseagull9976
      @sophisticatedseagull9976 3 года назад +59

      *"WE're eNdGaMe, ArChIe."* _cringe_
      Not hating on the show, I love it, but one of the best parts of it is making fun of the horrible writing 😂

    • @orange-u-tan1344
      @orange-u-tan1344 3 года назад +46

      Cause they are like thanos
      InEvItAbLe

    • @protisthamozumder6219
      @protisthamozumder6219 3 года назад +4

      Ya.... It's like such a big and also cringy thing to say.....😐😐😂

    • @nithidesikan6458
      @nithidesikan6458 3 года назад +5

      River dale is what ppl think teens are like, like it’s k to stay up till 3am and play Minecraft

    • @PSI441
      @PSI441 2 года назад

      They're just really excited for Avengers man

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 4 года назад +12

    "But if he's not a Darren Criss, then I don't wanna hear it"
    I have never related to a statement more-

  • @isra3323
    @isra3323 3 года назад +51

    No one :
    Actually no one:
    Me talking about 2020: 15:11

  • @christabellille4828
    @christabellille4828 4 года назад +995

    *JD found another school to blow up, and I don't think Veronica's going to stop him.*

    • @lyricmailloux2803
      @lyricmailloux2803 4 года назад +73

      She’s going to help.....

    • @JaeyunYD05
      @JaeyunYD05 4 года назад +68

      Original heathers -
      Veronica to JD: Say hi to God
      Riverdale heathers-
      JD+Veronica to the school: Tonight this school is *v i e t n a m*

    • @corinthiaevangeline9023
      @corinthiaevangeline9023 4 года назад +25

      And I agree with his decision 😊 burn it to ashes

    • @aesthetic_garbageagaaagaga8728
      @aesthetic_garbageagaaagaga8728 4 года назад +8

      plot twist JD survived blowing himself up

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 4 года назад +19

      JD: (pulls out matches and lighter and looks at veronica)
      VERONICA: (pulls out flamethrower) this one deserves it. lets set this dumpster on fire, my guy
      HEATHER C'S GHOST: and fuck that chick who tried to imitate me with a chainsaw. she's asking for it. i am the mythic bitch, the almighty AND I OWN RED, BITCH

  • @HeyHeyGMA
    @HeyHeyGMA 5 лет назад +707

    "If he's not a Darren Criss then I don't wanna hear it." ACTUALLY ME 😂

  • @cc_455
    @cc_455 3 года назад +35

    Honestly I feel so bad for the actors in riverdale know one is going to take them seriously after this....

  • @user-uj8vi5yy9s
    @user-uj8vi5yy9s 7 месяцев назад +3

    As a giant heathers fan there were too many emotions throughout the episode. I was laughing, I was crying and I was shouting at the screen for how much they cut all the songs.

  • @hakunamatatayooo6560
    @hakunamatatayooo6560 5 лет назад +599

    5:00
    Her:" If Cole Sprouse would have started singing I would have lost it"
    Me: "Just you wait."

    • @caffeinedependentrish2109
      @caffeinedependentrish2109 5 лет назад +34

      Just you wait - Hamilton XD

    • @wika2205
      @wika2205 5 лет назад +4

      @@caffeinedependentrish2109 that's what I though

    • @opheliabarile4856
      @opheliabarile4856 5 лет назад +2

      Caffeine dependent Rish YASSS I love Hamilton lmao😂

    • @jasmineabrego8157
      @jasmineabrego8157 3 года назад

      “Just you wait - when he was ten his father split full of it debt-ridden two years later see Alex and his mother bedridden half dead” - alright I’ll stop.

  • @hayleyc1100
    @hayleyc1100 5 лет назад +767

    The funniest thing about the 'You can't wear red, only I wear red' scene is the cult farm girl behind Toni is wearing a red skirt. Little bit of a fail

    • @data0oo0o25
      @data0oo0o25 5 лет назад +40

      Hayley C pffft. They can’t even be consistent

  • @destinipaton500
    @destinipaton500 3 года назад +11

    I died when she said a star is born shallows because they actually did have Veronica and her husband sing shallow in season 4 😂😂

  • @izabellevallee1184
    @izabellevallee1184 2 года назад +7

    Heathers is my most favourite musical, seeing the Riverdale version made me die a lot inside

  • @0xxccoxx0
    @0xxccoxx0 5 лет назад +11850

    We all know Cole Is getting tired of this show

    • @kuehnerthanyou3409
      @kuehnerthanyou3409 5 лет назад +761

      I don't blame him man I stopped watching lol

    • @tovax3872
      @tovax3872 5 лет назад +1011

      they all are, if you see interviews with them, they mf tiredT

    • @rascally_fiend
      @rascally_fiend 5 лет назад +225

      Sad MoMo my guy deserves better

    • @sydneehowell4809
      @sydneehowell4809 5 лет назад +54

      I’m saying what my husband (Cole) told me there is a big plot whole

    • @nayasky4427
      @nayasky4427 5 лет назад +132

      we all know all of them are getting tired of this show

  • @crystalpepsi2713
    @crystalpepsi2713 5 лет назад +4441

    their voices are just so.....flat? emotionless? like idk it’s just not working for me

    • @evaxx1212
      @evaxx1212 4 года назад +168

      Crystal Pepsi in candystore they’re like 😐😦 the full time

    • @rileyw5132
      @rileyw5132 4 года назад +154

      its the autotune :/

    • @liam3moonnnn
      @liam3moonnnn 4 года назад +66

      Crystal Pepsi autotune & flat voice

    • @blehhsori
      @blehhsori 4 года назад +33

      it’s so out of tune i hate it so much

    • @keltzy
      @keltzy 4 года назад +10

      @@blehhsori From what I heard, nothing particularly sounded out of tune. You want out of tune, listen to the Buffy musical. That being said, I would take off-key but emotive Xander over this autotuned to remove all expression nonsense any day.

  • @jeanninedutoit7935
    @jeanninedutoit7935 3 года назад +8

    “He sounds like James Charles” that killed me 💀

  • @SymoneMcMullen
    @SymoneMcMullen 3 года назад +7

    First time ever on your channel. “The power Puff girls have to be stopped!” 😂😂😂 I can’t even!

  • @jaycruz7520
    @jaycruz7520 5 лет назад +367

    I still can't believe Chilling adventures of Sabrina and Riverdale are in the same universe. Like just imagine Sabrina or Harvey walking into Riverdale and just see everyone randomly singing.

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 5 лет назад +33

      lol and Harvey thought having to find out witches do exist is shocking.. welcome to Riverdale where things don't make sense

  • @y4em1ku
    @y4em1ku 4 года назад +2102

    *me being annoyed by the fact all the songs are out of order and are just worse than the originals*

    • @leahjames9313
      @leahjames9313 3 года назад +83

      and they all sung different characters’ lines. can yall commit to one please smh

    • @len5630
      @len5630 3 года назад +6

      @@kharonhaden5136 Blue isn't used even in modern portrayals, I forgot the substitute song. The composers were afraid of too much backlash with having a song about rape.

    • @yourlocalantifacist9524
      @yourlocalantifacist9524 3 года назад +9

      Big fun wasnt even big fun

    • @user-gf3fc9qv2d
      @user-gf3fc9qv2d 3 года назад +14

      @@len5630 the movie is so frickin dark and so is the musical tbh. I don’t support rape in any way but I think blue shouldve stayed XD

    • @djsojuicy
      @djsojuicy 3 года назад +1

      @@user-gf3fc9qv2d no it was better kept out there are little kids who watch this show and it airs on tv

  • @allisongrazer9287
    @allisongrazer9287 3 года назад +4

    "if cole sprouse started singing i would have lost my mind:
    just wait until seventeen

  • @joleeswanson3889
    @joleeswanson3889 3 года назад +39

    "the power puff girls must be stopped!!"
    me: DYING OF LAUGHTER
    this episode is so cringy i cant lol
    p.s. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS FUNNY VIDEO!!!! :)

  • @cjxh8939
    @cjxh8939 5 лет назад +2065

    No one:
    Cheryl:👁👄👁

    • @moncoeur3437
      @moncoeur3437 5 лет назад +8

      Cjx h89 tf does that mean 😂

    • @vamayav8475
      @vamayav8475 5 лет назад +7

      ma chèríe exactlyyy

    • @e.griessel5818
      @e.griessel5818 5 лет назад +7

      That represents her too well

    • @sphiephillips
      @sphiephillips 5 лет назад +21

      I don't know how, but I strangely understand and relate

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 лет назад +8

      tHaT’s NoT mY nAaAaAaMe

  • @enione7251
    @enione7251 5 лет назад +2805

    Cheryl: I AM RED
    Heather C:
    The unholy trinity:
    Blossom:
    Maria Reynolds:
    The color red:

    • @milktea_babi1787
      @milktea_babi1787 5 лет назад +97

      He lly i understood all of these references that’s kinda sad

    • @bubbletea2493
      @bubbletea2493 5 лет назад +104

      You really gotta add Maria in there like that omg

    • @triscardenas5382
      @triscardenas5382 5 лет назад +2

      I died hahaha

    • @madsbae
      @madsbae 5 лет назад +1

      Lol is it bad I don’t get it

    • @Bianca1207-g5f
      @Bianca1207-g5f 5 лет назад +4

      Best comment I've read all day

  • @pissbaby1334
    @pissbaby1334 3 года назад +5

    NOT THE RANDOM AMERICAN HORROR STORY POP UPS PLS

  • @laurynswierczynski8708
    @laurynswierczynski8708 3 года назад +6

    They sing Shallow on in season 5 💀

  • @joel.jpgvid
    @joel.jpgvid 5 лет назад +1417

    Kevin: *sings*
    Trin: *He sounds like James Charles...*
    *tbh, Kevin is just the Riverdale equivalent of James Charles.*

  • @ameliaburtis8541
    @ameliaburtis8541 5 лет назад +1022

    I feel like riverdale was originally a fanfiction written by a 14 year old and some dude thought he should make it into a show.

    • @laurenskee88
      @laurenskee88 5 лет назад +48

      Yeh the 14 year old read half a page from the comic, watched an episode from the cartoon and wrote the rest based on every YA novel ever 😂😂

    • @Rexsaglez
      @Rexsaglez 5 лет назад +28

      It started all right, now it seems that they are literally using the worst fanfics on wattpad to write this season😂

    • @user-sq1em4tz5k
      @user-sq1em4tz5k 5 лет назад +5

      @Rebecca that's what they get for being 14

    • @cupcakefan8
      @cupcakefan8 5 лет назад +16

      After has left the chat*

    • @Tails1
      @Tails1 5 лет назад +5

      Amelia Burtis like fifty shades of gray

  • @gonkdroid497
    @gonkdroid497 4 года назад +7

    the look betty and veronica give each other at 7:52 is so funny lmao

  • @YoyoKoolKid
    @YoyoKoolKid 2 года назад +2

    7:58 the way I started cackling that was so out of pocket 😭

  • @emaan2014
    @emaan2014 5 лет назад +1680

    *“it’s really not good. the powerpuff girls need to be stopped.”*
    * literally 20 seconds later *
    *“i love this. this is the best thing i’ve ever watched.”*

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 5 лет назад +25

      *Riverdale is so cringey bad it's good lol*
      cue the choreography
      people love watching this for laugh, even when the show itself doesn't intend to

    • @elizabethjulia20
      @elizabethjulia20 5 лет назад

      @@leedongwok86 except the show does intend it to be laughable. Google shlock

    • @sophia.c7318
      @sophia.c7318 5 лет назад +6

      Sarcasm exists, boo

    • @emaan2014
      @emaan2014 5 лет назад +3

      Sophia .C i know what sarcasm is, boo. my comment was just meant to be humorous, which you obviously don’t understand.

    • @sophia.c7318
      @sophia.c7318 5 лет назад +2

      emaan :-} Well, you probably don’t understand what sarcasm is. If you did, you wouldn’t have commented, sweetheart. xoxo

  • @Julia67838
    @Julia67838 4 года назад +525

    14:16
    Her: this is the modern shallow, Betty is going to be lady gaga
    Riverdale script writers: write that down, write that down!

    • @rosie8382
      @rosie8382 Год назад

      This part made me laugh knowing now that later on Veronica sings shallow

  • @Walnutcase9
    @Walnutcase9 3 года назад +4

    This reaction is golden. I've been watching Riverdale since the beginning and I always explain that watching this show is like seeing a car crash

  • @Molly-nd5rp
    @Molly-nd5rp 3 года назад +4

    "He was part of the mafia" truer words have never been spoken

  • @charliebrunnen1188
    @charliebrunnen1188 5 лет назад +2253

    “He sounds like James Charles”
    Don’t you do Casey Cott dirty like that, Trin 😩😩

    • @illythewisp
      @illythewisp 5 лет назад +101

      Lmfao, I know right?!
      I thought he had such a decent voice compared to all the other autotuned-to-robots cast, but then he got compared to James Charles and I cannot! 😂

    • @Jules-up5df
      @Jules-up5df 5 лет назад +52

      ikr. like Casey doesn’t deserve that hate. he’s so much better at singing than, like, everyone.

    • @britan8700
      @britan8700 5 лет назад +31

      I think his voice sounded a little flat right at the beginning, but he sounded great the rest of the episode!❤️

    • @annabienkowski5072
      @annabienkowski5072 5 лет назад +2

      it’s tru doe

    • @anthonysalazar3311
      @anthonysalazar3311 5 лет назад +2

      Whyyyy

  • @rafaisoffline
    @rafaisoffline 5 лет назад +2832

    Riverdale: *makes a floppy heathers episode*
    Me: Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably

  • @ihavetoldyouso
    @ihavetoldyouso 3 года назад +16

    If you watched the musical before watching this episode you would feel genuinely offended. I do

  • @isra3323
    @isra3323 3 года назад +7

    Trin: does he have another outfit he is like a cartoon character
    Me: he IS a cartoon character