NINE is Terrifying

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @MarshSMT
    @MarshSMT  4 года назад +823

    I was going to do a full review of this and play it to completion, but, well, that doesn't really seem possible at the moment. I guess I'll have to actually buy a copy of this, or wait for Xbox emulation to improve further. Instead, I'm going to take a look at the original Devil Summoner game, released on Sega Saturn and later the PSP. It'll be a few weeks before it's done, but this is a game that not too many people talk about and has yet to receive an official translation OR a fan translation patch. I think it'll be pretty cool and less painful than MT1, so here's hoping it goes well.

    • @scrappy2082
      @scrappy2082 4 года назад +15

      oh heck yea! ive always wanted to try that game since i loved the aesthetic of the psx era of smt games

    • @justapickedminfan
      @justapickedminfan 4 года назад +25

      I'm actually playing that game on my Saturn currently! I also bought Soul Hackers on Saturn the other day for 100 yen, so I'm excited to try that out.
      Can't say I'm a fan of the loyalty system so far. It makes demons whose loyalty level is based on how much higher leveled you are pretty useless. Also, screw Chinatown. Just finished that area and it was terrible.

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +41

      @@justapickedminfan This is so funny I'm literally playing Chinatown as I type this and I hate it, pretty awesome game besides that though

    • @justapickedminfan
      @justapickedminfan 4 года назад +11

      @@MarshSMT Wow! What a interesting coincidence. What level is your Kyouji at right now? I was at 50 before I beat it, so I might have been a tad overleveled.

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +14

      @@justapickedminfan I was level 45 or 46, I just finished the dungeon up. It'll be fun to talk about that one, not quite as bad as some other games but definitely frustrating

  • @thebigboyyay
    @thebigboyyay 4 года назад +1212

    Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD. There are no rules in this game. In the first five minutes you shatter the boundaries of space and time when you try to leave this flower shop only to realise that you're trapped as this lady and her lesbian furry lover crawl on two planes of existence at once as she seemingly goes down the wall and towards the screen at the same time. The only way out is through this table down here and then you're back on the street where this guy yells at you, as if you just did all that shit on purpose. Sometimes when you walk down the street you literally walk down into it. I mean this looks like some kind of surrealist painting. Trying to imagine the perspective on this destroys the human mind so just don't think about it too much. Almost every building is empty and plays mildly disturbing music, except for this one where Jack Frost says welcome and promptly shows you a series of menus with no text. The whole game feels like you aren't welcome in its presence. It almost feels like the software is sentient and it's watching, trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game. I truly do believe that if demons can manifest themselves in lines of code, there's almost certainly one hiding in here somewhere. Oh yeah, and the battle system you can't really do anything it's like a movie. You can smack that ballsack all you want, but it's just not gonna go away. Overall, I have to say it's about as good as Persona 5 so check it out when you get the chance. See ya.

    • @ils4844
      @ils4844 4 года назад +45

      Thank you.

    • @timjennings4342
      @timjennings4342 4 года назад +215

      Oh dude thanks I was wondering when someone was going to post the lyrics

    • @Thehillsfamily2009
      @Thehillsfamily2009 3 года назад +81

      This deserves to be the highest of copypastas

    • @n3k0hgueimis
      @n3k0hgueimis 3 года назад +23

      Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD. There are no rules in this game. In the first five minutes you shatter the boundaries of space and time when you try to leave this flower shop only to realise that you're trapped as this lady and her lesbian furry lover crawl on two planes of existence at once as she seemingly goes down the wall and towards the screen at the same time. The only way out is through this table down here and then you're back on the street where this guy yells at you, as if you just did all that shit on purpose. Sometimes when you walk down the street you literally walk down into it. I mean this looks like some kind of surrealist painting. Trying to imagine the perspective on this destroys the human mind so just don't think about it too much. Almost every building is empty and plays mildly disturbing music, except for this one where Jack Frost says welcome and promptly shows you a series of menus with no text. The whole game feels like you aren't welcome in its presence. It almost feels like the software is sentient and it's watching, trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game. I truly do believe that if demons can manifest themselves in lines of code, there's almost certainly one hiding in here somewhere. Oh yeah, and the battle system you can't really do anything it's like a movie. You can smack that ballsack all you want, but it's just not gonna go away. Overall, I have to say it's about as good as Persona 5 so check it out when you get the chance. See ya.

    • @godofmediocrity7582
      @godofmediocrity7582 3 года назад +21

      Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD. There are no rules in this game. In the first five minutes you shatter the boundaries of space and time when you try to leave this flower shop only to realise that you're trapped as this lady and her lesbian furry lover crawl on two planes of existence at once as she seemingly goes down the wall and towards the screen at the same time. The only way out is through this table down here and then you're back on the street where this guy yells at you, as if you just did all that shit on purpose. Sometimes when you walk down the street you literally walk down into it. I mean this looks like some kind of surrealist painting. Trying to imagine the perspective on this destroys the human mind so just don't think about it too much. Almost every building is empty and plays mildly disturbing music, except for this one where Jack Frost says welcome and promptly shows you a series of menus with no text. The whole game feels like you aren't welcome in its presence. It almost feels like the software is sentient and it's watching, trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game. I truly do believe that if demons can manifest themselves in lines of code, there's almost certainly one hiding in here somewhere. Oh yeah, and the battle system you can't really do anything it's like a movie. You can smack that ballsack all you want, but it's just not gonna go away. Overall, I have to say it's about as good as Persona 5 so check it out when you get the chance. See ya.

  • @natsumesamarama
    @natsumesamarama 4 года назад +781

    0:38 That perspective, holy shit. This game looks like a masterpiece, this is some Stanley Kubrick level cinematography.

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +171

      if you want to melt your brain i would recommend emulating this as soon as possible

    • @natsumesamarama
      @natsumesamarama 4 года назад +70

      @@MarshSMT I don't know if I could handle all this bad- I mean based

    • @StudioRevoct
      @StudioRevoct 2 месяца назад

      Kino even

  • @Cosplaybuddygiraffes
    @Cosplaybuddygiraffes 4 года назад +1227

    I know it’s the emulation causing the fuckery, but I like imagining that a *retail Xbox game* actually released in this clusterfuck, literally unplayable state and we just let that happen

    • @Naterkix
      @Naterkix 4 года назад +163

      It was made so that people in Japan could point and laugh about the others in their country that bought an XBox. "All you get is Halo and a jank-ass SMT, yo! I'm am ridiculing you in very real Japanese, boy-o! Ya gonna buy one'a them Maddens next?"
      I'll put this here, just in case: It's a joke. People have a hard time realizing that on the internet very frequently.

    • @naoki-kashima2635
      @naoki-kashima2635 4 года назад +97

      shin megami tensei: 2006

    • @yugimumoto1
      @yugimumoto1 3 года назад +27

      POV: Nocturne remake

    • @columbasaint465
      @columbasaint465 3 года назад +4

      Mount & Blade

    • @Stavrosaqm
      @Stavrosaqm 3 года назад +16

      isn't that what happened with cyberpunk?

  • @yieschu
    @yieschu 4 года назад +393

    I'm pretty sure the demon that resides within the code of NINE is the same one that crippled Stephen

    • @kanna-san.
      @kanna-san. 4 года назад +48

      What if it's STEPHEN HIMSELF

  • @tzar3098
    @tzar3098 4 года назад +868

    Ah yes the 9th SMT title....

    • @theluminousone5883
      @theluminousone5883 4 года назад +67

      Again... WHAT HAPPENED TO 6-8 What, did they go back in time to see if they could re-create their 2030 hit with Extreme limitations?

    • @nowtmrb3337
      @nowtmrb3337 4 года назад +31

      @@theluminousone5883 IF... could be 6th Strange Journey could be 7th, Apocalypse is technically an 8th so.

    • @porkyminchasc1150
      @porkyminchasc1150 4 года назад +3

      @@nowtmrb3337 this was on xbox

    • @ryeonspeed
      @ryeonspeed 3 года назад +1

      Tzar what the fuck

    • @Smartfella297
      @Smartfella297 3 года назад +16

      I know I'm late, but I've heard that it's called NINE because it has nine alligments.
      Not sure tho

  • @beanbandit495
    @beanbandit495 4 года назад +287

    Same shit happened when I tried to emulate the Raidou games. People were walking through all sorts of dimensions

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 4 года назад +44

      I'm currently playing raidou 1 and everything feels like its 2 meters to the side, I'm hitting invisible walls and walking on walls.

    • @Metetron
      @Metetron 4 года назад +50

      @@n00bsstuff36 don't do widescreen, it doesn't work with the prerendered backgrounds.

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 4 года назад +11

      @@Metetron I don't anymore and it seems better, but it still works a bit weird.

    • @Night_Raptor_5991
      @Night_Raptor_5991 4 года назад +46

      I tried to emulate NOCTURNE on my cell phone and the result was nightmare fuel .

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 4 года назад +10

      To me they just slow down and sometimes the citizens disappear

  • @antichaos
    @antichaos 3 года назад +282

    Plot twist: this is actually SMT9 but they haven’t finished developing it yet

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад +36

      They released the beta 30 years early.

    • @tonybloodcherry
      @tonybloodcherry 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/TWmVlgIR2HA/видео.html

    • @suisui5930
      @suisui5930 2 года назад +15

      @@NEETKitten that's massive copium u got there assuming that they'll probably milking persona 6 during that time instead of making new smt game. Btw, can I have some of ur copium?

  • @samif9514
    @samif9514 4 года назад +568

    its ok to hold off on NINE now we know the xbox series x will release with the remake

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +157

      You're right we shouldn't have to wait much longer

    • @MohammadAhmad-sf6by
      @MohammadAhmad-sf6by 4 года назад +7

      There is gonna be a smt nine remake?

    • @dinkcrab2427
      @dinkcrab2427 4 года назад +17

      @@MohammadAhmad-sf6by if smt v do very well in sells

    • @darkyagami3503
      @darkyagami3503 4 года назад +26

      @@MohammadAhmad-sf6by no

    • @saltmiester720
      @saltmiester720 4 года назад +5

      @@dinkcrab2427 sadly i dont think its gonna happen even tho the series it goodn all its just not so popular in the usa and other countries idk if its that popular in japan as well its always sorta been neash from my understanding but i do like the series along with persona aswell i hope.smt v does sale good but im doubtful

  • @avalen767
    @avalen767 4 года назад +1164

    ”It’s about as good as Persona 5” Lmao

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 4 года назад +145

      I straight-up laughed out loud at this low-key Persona 5 dis.

    • @Alex_Barbosa
      @Alex_Barbosa 4 года назад +40

      He's only slightly wrong lol

    • @spencer1531
      @spencer1531 4 года назад +111

      @@Alex_Barbosa There's always that one comment on videos of Atlus games...

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 4 года назад +120

      @@toryficarola or maybe is the reverse, he's saying the SMT NINE is a masterpiece

    • @randomboys1000
      @randomboys1000 3 года назад +14

      @@toryficarola it wasn't a diss, he was being ironic

  • @theroyalegggoose2843
    @theroyalegggoose2843 3 года назад +58

    While it may be called nine because of its alignment system, it also happens to be the ninth megami tensei game if you go by the “main game” list on Wikipedia the free encyclopedia. Neat

  • @ChazDragoon
    @ChazDragoon 4 года назад +99

    Emulator cannot handle T H E N I N E (9)

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely 3 года назад +10

      The Strongest Fair- I mean Megaten.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 года назад +2

      ​@@0ctopusComp1etely N-ice

  • @Aeon_Is_Near
    @Aeon_Is_Near 4 года назад +178

    Never. Stop. Uploading. Please.

  • @GambeTama
    @GambeTama 4 года назад +128

    0:20
    Stephen King was right, non-euclidean geometry is TERRIFYING

    • @loganrussell3064
      @loganrussell3064 2 года назад +5

      I believe you're thinking of HP Lovecraft, but yes it truly is

    • @GambeTama
      @GambeTama 2 года назад +3

      @@loganrussell3064 The other day I wrote a comment nearly identical to this one, but wrote Lovecraft's name instead of King's. Seeing your reply really threw me for a loop, and seeing King's name in me comment completely floored me. It was a good laugh XD

    • @loganrussell3064
      @loganrussell3064 2 года назад

      @@GambeTama sorry I'm like a year late to replying to that initial comment, but I couldn't help myself lol I think it would throw anyone off, even just getting a reply to an older comment

    • @GambeTama
      @GambeTama 2 года назад

      @@loganrussell3064 No no no, I'm glad. The correction was appreciated, and the coincidental timing was a great laugh XD

  • @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528
    @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 3 года назад +88

    After *_Nine_* months has passed, The Shin Megami Tensei NINE Experience has been released

  • @calcifieddirt4120
    @calcifieddirt4120 4 года назад +69

    fun fact: The artist for this game also created Kite the anime, which is basically artsy hentai trying to be tarantino

    • @augustocesar5191
      @augustocesar5191 4 года назад +18

      He also did Mezzo Forte

    • @gnerkus
      @gnerkus 3 года назад +11

      That explains the thumbnail. Thanks.

  • @Dopamiin3
    @Dopamiin3 11 месяцев назад +5

    One of my favourite smt vids ever it’s so absurd it’s amazing

  • @Stephen-vq1wc
    @Stephen-vq1wc 4 года назад +103

    I agrree with it's best smt. But best megami tensei game it's still jack bros. Even axiom loves it

  • @AaronL0905
    @AaronL0905 4 года назад +77

    NINE it's probably a real demon tbh

  • @TheKHC
    @TheKHC 4 года назад +74

    So this is what happened to D3. It was turned into Nine instead

    • @Stephen-vq1wc
      @Stephen-vq1wc 4 года назад +4

      What is d3?

    • @TheKHC
      @TheKHC 4 года назад +11

      @@Stephen-vq1wc Look up the 3DO/PS1 game "D", the sega dreamcast sequel D-2 and the spinoff on the sega saturn "Enemy Zero"

    • @adriomix103
      @adriomix103 4 года назад +5

      Ah yes, a fellow man of culture

    • @theunbearablejuan
      @theunbearablejuan 3 года назад

      @@TheKHC I kinda love/hate D but Enemy Zero is downright infuriating at point. It's one of the hardest horror games ever made.

  • @James-lw9ih
    @James-lw9ih 4 года назад +42

    I wish this was actually how it played and it was intentional

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 3 года назад +13

      I didn't even realize this was because of emulation at first until I read the comments, I thought it was meant to be this surreal mess.

  • @augustocesar5191
    @augustocesar5191 4 года назад +17

    The background music makes this video 3x funnier

  • @Zylo587
    @Zylo587 4 года назад +35

    can't wait for the NINE remaster

  • @lilyk3734
    @lilyk3734 3 года назад +30

    i think they should remake nocturne as a first person shooter

  • @LastMegaMan
    @LastMegaMan 4 года назад +39

    this is honestly why I have a modded xbox because the emulators aren't close enough to really do more than play halo or a hand full of other games. although I do wish someone was working on a translation for this game (even if its only a text document).

    • @1993StrangeBoy
      @1993StrangeBoy 4 года назад +3

      There's one, look on the page of SMT NINE on the SMT wikia

  • @alphonse_2245
    @alphonse_2245 3 года назад +14

    Can’t wait for “Motorola Megami Tensei is Terrifying”

  • @aliets
    @aliets 4 года назад +11

    My greatest wish in life is to be able to experience this video for the first time again.

  • @NintendanGX
    @NintendanGX 3 года назад +25

    This game's too spooky for me, I'm leaving the SMT community. Sorry everyone, but you'll have to find a different ice spell from now on.

  • @amimm7776
    @amimm7776 3 года назад +10

    I watched this video so many times i can quote it word for word

  • @aasphyxiia2566
    @aasphyxiia2566 8 месяцев назад

    thank u for this marsh i come back to it every other month for a giggle

  • @rac1equalsbestgame853
    @rac1equalsbestgame853 Год назад +2

    This is my favorite Marsh video

  • @NicoNikoNick
    @NicoNikoNick 4 года назад +3

    Congrats on 2k subs! Still growing fast

  • @agcz789
    @agcz789 Год назад +4

    This is one of the funniest videos ever

  • @BEHEMONAUT
    @BEHEMONAUT 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fire in Ueno, run boys, run,
    Dagda's in the house of the rising sun.

  • @ZeeBeeZB
    @ZeeBeeZB 2 года назад +3

    That flower shop looks like the same one from the movie, The Room

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 3 года назад +7

    "Trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game"
    Me attempting to play Breakdown on the same system: Believe me, bud, you're not the only one.

  • @Terry_Irvin
    @Terry_Irvin 4 года назад +4

    This looks legit cursed. Can't wait for your video on it

  • @tenkuken7168
    @tenkuken7168 4 года назад +24

    Reminds me of Yakuza one on PS2 emulator

    • @Just.Kidding
      @Just.Kidding 6 месяцев назад

      how do yall fuck up emulation this badly lol, i've never had a problem with a single ps2 game

  • @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528
    @ikhwananimationsbeyondweeb4528 4 года назад +4

    I'll have two number Nine, a number Nine large

    • @notafbiagent473
      @notafbiagent473 3 года назад +3

      A number nine with extra dip, a number nine, nine number nines and a large nine

  • @VagueLuminary
    @VagueLuminary 4 года назад +19

    Original title notification squad

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +9

      I couldn't think of a good title for a game called NINE honestly

    • @VagueLuminary
      @VagueLuminary 4 года назад +15

      @@MarshSMT Shin Megami Tensei NINE/10

  • @Samm815
    @Samm815 4 года назад +3

    SMT NINE aka The Hero, the Chaos Hero, and the Law Hero are all stuck in the Diamond Relm.

  • @MerlinTheCommenter
    @MerlinTheCommenter 3 года назад +5

    When he ended the review with "it's about as good as persona 5" that took me waaaaaaay out. Blew me away xD

  • @synth-wave_steve
    @synth-wave_steve 3 года назад +2

    And Nine months later, he made a Nine proper Nine video.

  • @7xig
    @7xig 4 года назад

    i absolutely love your videos dude, please never stop uploading

  • @crybirb
    @crybirb 3 года назад +5

    RUclips just recommended me this and I'm fucking subbing.

  • @The_Gallowglass
    @The_Gallowglass 4 года назад +5

    Cait Sith is a red mage confirmed.

  • @kdash3945
    @kdash3945 4 года назад +4

    NINE and Persona 5 have both Yaldabaobao has final boss ironically

    • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
      @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 2 года назад +1

      Yaldabaoth's SMT NINE design makes me question my ethics
      Now Adam and Eve, yeah they're psychedelic trips incarnate

  • @BAIGAMING
    @BAIGAMING 3 года назад +4

    Now I'm thinking that you spent at least 9 months making the SMT Nine video, amazing effort for a video.

  • @yo371
    @yo371 2 года назад +4

    I actually thought this was what the game is about

  • @b6oy1004
    @b6oy1004 5 месяцев назад +1

    this never gets any less funny

  • @Soddarkryder
    @Soddarkryder 23 дня назад

    well, now I know why the staff roll music from this game is so ethereal

  • @ChairmanKiryu
    @ChairmanKiryu 4 года назад +35

    Sweet Lucifer, I didn't know this was an actual game at first. I thought it was a mod.

  • @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas
    @ArshadZahid_nohandleideas 2 года назад +2

    If there's one thing I can thank this game for, it's Roppongi

  • @stevenhotcakes2104
    @stevenhotcakes2104 3 года назад +5

    I fucking love shit megami tensei nine

  • @k_lly
    @k_lly 4 года назад +2

    Bruh. I thought I was the only one that saw that horrific indented faces

  • @StudioRevoct
    @StudioRevoct 2 месяца назад

    This is how the characters in Uzamaki run

  • @pugnome
    @pugnome 3 года назад +2

    This is basically my life I guess

  • @superarcade643
    @superarcade643 4 года назад +2

    just found your channel today already subscribed youre a legend

  • @D__D-cg3zb
    @D__D-cg3zb 2 года назад +1

    Beginning lines explaining the plot of this game is one of the best things I've ever come across in review/meme realm of YT leading to a perfect Jack Frost line about his assholery . Thanks.
    Also : will you touch Revelations: Persona? Its short and contains only one brain murdering Japanese mental illness program location. . .

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 месяца назад

    Nine _was_ terrifying, until Seven saw to that.

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 10 месяцев назад

    Being new here, I wasn't sure this was even real until I googled it. Looks like Shin Megami Tensei "AT HOME". I'm being harsh but I love this content keep it up marsh. I love listening to your longer videos at work or while I'm winding down.

  • @PurpleStarryGalaxy
    @PurpleStarryGalaxy 4 года назад +9

    SMT NINE
    O'clock

  • @naoki-kashima2635
    @naoki-kashima2635 4 года назад +4

    Holy shit this emulator is sonic 06 level broken

  • @alexjones3511
    @alexjones3511 4 года назад +3

    This game backwards compatible on the Xbox 360? I know a relatively good number of OG Xbox games can play on the 360, dunno if this one can. Though the 360 isn't entirely region free I do know there are some Japanese games that work on the system.

    • @yugimumoto1
      @yugimumoto1 3 года назад +2

      I've heard if JSRF working but Nine is an odd ball even in Japan, so I doubt it would. Worth a shot at least.

  • @goroakechi2216
    @goroakechi2216 3 года назад +2

    They made SMT 9 way too early
    I guess back than atlus didn't know how to count to 3 so they instead skip 3 4 5 6 7 8 and went to 9

  • @hideokojima.
    @hideokojima. 4 года назад +18

    Bro I love your content, Do you have in mind a smt 1 or 2 experience just like the "if.. experience" of yours? It would be awesome

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +17

      Yeah, after my next review comes out I'll probably hold a little poll about which game to do next. I'll definitely do 1 and 2 at some point.

    • @remainreva8683
      @remainreva8683 2 года назад

      @@MarshSMT oh how far you came, good job man >:D

    • @hideokojima.
      @hideokojima. Год назад

      3 years now huh, But boi this aged like wine, So glad to see Marsh still posting peak, Genuinely the best SMT focused RUclipsr on the platform

  • @jasonblundelldobebussing
    @jasonblundelldobebussing 15 дней назад

    Just get ready for SMT Ten

  • @sirwolfy9372
    @sirwolfy9372 Год назад +1

    NAIN NAIN NAIN NAIN!!!!

  • @vinicinfodexota5083
    @vinicinfodexota5083 4 года назад +5

    the "It’s about as good as Persona 5" diss killed me lmao

    • @randomboys1000
      @randomboys1000 3 года назад +2

      Not really a diss. Just some innocent sarcasm

  • @kakizakichannel
    @kakizakichannel 4 года назад +3

    Yo is that the Mezzo Forte artist?

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 3 года назад

    I saw in a documentary once, people summoning demons using a DS

  • @ShimyIa1
    @ShimyIa1 4 года назад +1

    Your videos are funny and inspiring

  • @alvarocostaalves
    @alvarocostaalves 7 месяцев назад

    Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD. There are no rules in this game. In the first five minutes you s**ter the boundaries of space and time when you try to leave this flower shop only to realise that you're trapped as this lady and her lesbian furry lover crawl on two planes of existence at once as she seemingly goes down the wall and towards the screen at the same time. The only way out is through this table down here and then you're back on the street where this guy yells at you, as if you just did all that s** on purpose. Sometimes when you walk down the street you literally walk down into it. I mean this looks like some kind of surrealist painting. Trying to imagine the perspective on this destroys the human mind so just don't think about it too much. Almost every building is empty and plays mildly disturbing music, except for this one where Jack Frost says welcome and promptly shows you a series of menus with no text. The whole game feels like you aren't welcome in its presence. It almost feels like the software is sentient and it's watching, trying to figure out why you're playing a Japanese Xbox game. I truly do believe that if demons can manifest themselves in lines of code, there's almost certainly one hiding in here somewhere. Oh yeah, and the battle system you can't really do anything it's like a movie. You can smack that ballsack all you want, but it's just not gonna go away. Overall, I have to say it's about as good as Persona 5 so check it out when you get the chance. See ya.

  • @AsTheWorldSpinsAgain
    @AsTheWorldSpinsAgain 3 года назад

    This actually looks really good

  • @CountXDracula
    @CountXDracula 4 года назад +1

    This is my kinda content, subbed.

  • @blakecarson6555
    @blakecarson6555 3 года назад

    Darn it. I really thought this was just that trippy and strange. I was really interested.

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon 3 года назад +5

    Why is there a Japan-only Xbox game?

  • @DarthReggie
    @DarthReggie 4 года назад +3

    Smt ten when

  • @kingdomsend3126
    @kingdomsend3126 3 года назад +1

    Man I still need to play my copy of smt9 I'm just scared to

    • @RayquaSr.
      @RayquaSr. 3 года назад +2

      "my copy". Excuse me, you have a bar of Laser burned plastic japanese gold just lying around your house?

  • @Cookiemunster779
    @Cookiemunster779 2 года назад

    Love how he had cait sith with him the whole time

  • @Eis7
    @Eis7 3 года назад +1

    Only 5 people know about the existence of shin majin tension and one of them is the creator.

  • @sleepycowboy18
    @sleepycowboy18 4 года назад +5

    SMT NEIN

  • @shadestrider1033
    @shadestrider1033 3 года назад +1

    What happened to 6 through 8?

  • @bograham6221
    @bograham6221 3 года назад +7

    persona fans: SMT isn't nearly as good as the harem shounen anime purse owner
    megaten fans: This demon possessed, buggy Xbox game is about as good as persona 5 so worth checking out

  • @VincenzoMGREX
    @VincenzoMGREX 3 года назад

    Glad I'm able to play this on the original hardware. All those glitches are nonexistent there.

  • @lelxrv
    @lelxrv 4 года назад +2

    nein nein nein nein NEIN!

  • @AlgonSoft
    @AlgonSoft 4 года назад

    This is a masterpiece

  • @biggiesmalls6270
    @biggiesmalls6270 4 года назад +1

    how do you have so few videos ur amazing

  • @kakizakichannel
    @kakizakichannel 4 года назад

    Holy fuck that BURN

  • @MrSTVR
    @MrSTVR 4 года назад +2

    Shin Megami Tensei NEIN!

  • @ils4844
    @ils4844 4 года назад +5

    Ronde 2

  • @akuahampton6
    @akuahampton6 4 года назад

    You, good sir, just earned a sub🙂

  • @VXMasterson
    @VXMasterson 3 года назад

    SMT NINE came out before SMT III

  • @ButWhyWasTaken
    @ButWhyWasTaken 4 месяца назад

    is mc's head permanently twisted 180° backwards?

  • @DaCrazyHand
    @DaCrazyHand 4 месяца назад

    Marsh gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert count- 1
    Marsh pisses off a random guy by breaking space-time count- 1
    Marsh throws shade at Persona 5 count- 1

  • @AlgonSoft
    @AlgonSoft 4 года назад +1

    I need someone to tell me what game this sleezy banger is from

    • @AlgonSoft
      @AlgonSoft 4 года назад +3

      WAIT NO FUCKING WAY I FOUND IT IT'S FROM FUCKING N I N E ?!?!?!

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +5

      Shin Megami Tensei NINE

    • @AlgonSoft
      @AlgonSoft 4 года назад +3

      @@MarshSMT yeah holy shit, I didn't expect that banger coming from Nine. Thx g

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 3 года назад

    So a game that's broken in a way that makes it a masterpiece.

  • @DARK__KING
    @DARK__KING Год назад +2

    i disagree this is way better then p5 and im not joking

  • @JohnC6723
    @JohnC6723 4 года назад +1

    Dude you should totally play Majin Tensei 1 and 2.

    • @MarshSMT
      @MarshSMT  4 года назад +3

      I'll definitely get around to those, and likely Ronde too

    • @ShionKenobi
      @ShionKenobi 4 года назад +1

      And Giten Megami Tensei

    • @toryficarola
      @toryficarola 4 года назад

      @@ShionKenobi Oh hell yes.

  • @gummmie
    @gummmie 3 года назад +1

    is cait sith supposed to be t-posing when he follows you?