Stoke the Flames | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 30

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @TwistyTurnip
    @TwistyTurnip 5 лет назад +4397

    I for one welcome our new leader, Pervical Musseldorf Musketeers Sanchez Vicario the Nina the Pinta the Santa Maria von Mussel Granola von Liechtenstein Kevindorf Wesley Snipes Magneto de Rolo III.

    • @P0rk_Sinigang
      @P0rk_Sinigang 5 лет назад +346

      You can call him "Percy".

    • @joserichwin9579
      @joserichwin9579 4 года назад +45

      @@P0rk_Sinigang pervi*

    • @VulcanWolf
      @VulcanWolf 4 года назад +66

      HUZZAH!

    • @Nortarachanges
      @Nortarachanges 4 года назад +44

      I want to frame this comment ^_^

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 года назад +66

      You forgot Wulfric Brian Rahl Zorander Arryn Churchill Albright Emmerson

  • @exemplar7205
    @exemplar7205 6 лет назад +3151

    Not gonna lie it genuielly confused me when the video loaded and Geralt of Rivia started introducing the show lol

    • @bl3jimhackeur191
      @bl3jimhackeur191 4 года назад +99

      Imagine me now, with the new The Witcher netflix serie.

    • @smiggle_smish
      @smiggle_smish 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @mysticaleco7646
      @mysticaleco7646 4 года назад +1

      Jimmy Lebel Same lol I’ve been watching it to see this now

    • @Ragnarok6664
      @Ragnarok6664 4 года назад

      Exemplar Gaming a new campaign heh

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 года назад +5

      Wouldn't be surprised if Matt's dedication to DM'ing was inspired by CDPR, too. That company is _legit_ , hard on the g

  • @SylntSyco
    @SylntSyco 5 лет назад +3413

    "He *made* that!"
    Matt: *Quiet voice* "I have a problem...."

    • @Kdannyst
      @Kdannyst 4 года назад +189

      He was so serious when he said it I couldn't help but laugh

    • @sailormoonnerd_
      @sailormoonnerd_ 4 года назад +166

      He was so fucking serious it was amazing. So disappointed in himself

    • @jeremiahsimmons7904
      @jeremiahsimmons7904 4 года назад +131

      He sounded so depressed and disappointed with himself when he said it

    • @wingweaver415
      @wingweaver415 4 года назад +106

      its how he met Taelisin actually

    • @The_Taiji_Viking
      @The_Taiji_Viking 3 года назад +57

      His only apparent problem is excessive awesomeness

  • @BlueStreakStudio
    @BlueStreakStudio 4 года назад +3863

    "Are you afraid you're going to hurt us, Percy?"
    "No. I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you."
    Not gonna lie, I felt my heart break here.

    • @thestarrunner4743
      @thestarrunner4743 3 года назад +56

      Yeah, my heart honestly shattered into a million pieces, like it's made of fragile glass or something; I just reached that part, and _wow._

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +66

      ... That was a crit.

    • @lysander9957
      @lysander9957 3 года назад +65

      Its the inverse of "im not mad, im just disappointed."

    • @queenofbabble24
      @queenofbabble24 3 года назад +32

      He critted on heartbreak roll

    • @bfalves780
      @bfalves780 2 года назад +24

      If you look close , when percy anwser, he (taliesin) is looking to vex (laura) and she notice and respond, always about the little moments between this 2 characters

  • @-Daidalos
    @-Daidalos 7 лет назад +3039

    I love how everyone always says "no, you can't give in to the darkness" and stuff and Grog's just there "yep, I'm okay with brutally murdering people."

    • @guidetoanything
      @guidetoanything 5 лет назад +199

      Grog is chaotic neutral I believe, being a barbarian he probably decided not to be completely good. Most of VM are chaotic good or neutral good.

    • @beardybeardface
      @beardybeardface 5 лет назад +61

      Grog and Scanlan are the best.

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 5 лет назад +99

      @@guidetoanything I would say Grog's alignment isn't clear. While being fine with 'brutal murder' is neutral, seeking it so actively....dances a little on the evil side. Not entirely, but there is some mix in there. He doesn't just like fighting. He likes killing, a lot. It makes him very happy.

    • @guidetoanything
      @guidetoanything 5 лет назад +52

      @@Anegor you're probably right, I was just going on the what I remembered of the canon of what Travis actually said about Grog, but maybe he played him a bit more evilly than neutrally. Most of the party was generally pretty selfish, but that's not always evil. (SPOILERS?) From what I recall Grog liked fighting more than killing, such as his training with his mentor Groon, and telling Keyleth that he keeps his rage in check by thinking about his family (VM). He isn't very merciful but he grows more caring about his VM family, it's pretty much his entire arc. He sees the world in black and white, and is selfish, does that make him evil or not? Hard to say but you make a good argument because he is quite aggressive.

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 5 лет назад +45

      @@guidetoanything i agree my dude. I would say that scanlan is a true chaotic neutral in comparison(befitting of a bard). He gives no fucks about killing or brutality, as long as it benefits him, but doesn't take any exceptional pleasure out of it. Grog usually...does. It's very grey and not easy to define. But i agree with your completely

  • @pyrrhicentropy9403
    @pyrrhicentropy9403 5 лет назад +5814

    I only just now realized that Taliesin's real name is the only one that sounds more fantasy than his character's name

    • @Volition366
      @Volition366 4 года назад +326

      You can't have taliesin without lie and sin

    • @cybersearcher1041
      @cybersearcher1041 4 года назад +22

      Κωνσταντίνος Κούρτης THIS MAN ^^^

    • @Volition366
      @Volition366 4 года назад +90

      @@cybersearcher1041 i stole it from Liam :p

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +38

      Now that Orion's gone...

    • @jonahbardwell551
      @jonahbardwell551 4 года назад +243

      @@elbruces
      Eh, Orion is about as fantasy as Tiberius. Arguably less so since it could interpreted as vaguely historical. Taliesin on the other hand sounds like what a Percy would call their DnD character. That the reality is the other way around is kind of funny.

  • @zsuwolf
    @zsuwolf Год назад +339

    Taliesin: Those eyes make you look far more sarcastic than they normally do.
    Matt: DO THEY 👀👀👀

    • @briemac4780
      @briemac4780 9 месяцев назад

      Might be that they have Sheogorath vibes to em.

  • @justinbowers2749
    @justinbowers2749 2 года назад +1870

    Can we just acknowledge That Matt Mercer looks Awesome as Geralt?

    • @TheFrozenFlame05
      @TheFrozenFlame05 Год назад +79

      He’s Matt Mercer, he always looks awesome.

    • @aymericrichard6931
      @aymericrichard6931 Год назад +63

      Geralt always looks awesome, especially when he impersonates Matt Mercer

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 Год назад +20

      What are you talking about? That is Geralt

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 Год назад +6

      @@aymericrichard6931 Yes, awesome to the n'th degree!!🤯 He's such a good DM that you can visualize every NPC he's voiced! I wish the DM's I had growing up were half as good! Have not had a group since like 89 and I miss playing so much but, watching this is next to being in the game so I'm happy!❤‍🔥

    • @agin1519
      @agin1519 Год назад +8

      I don’t know the character, but given how imposing and steamy Matt is just as himself, let alone his amazing writing and acting talents, I find myself questioning most of the things I had assumed about my own sexual preferences…

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda 4 года назад +2505

    Scanlen: “Hey you! Toothy! Bite me!”
    *Rolls 3d4*
    Sam: “8 damage”
    Matt: *giggling* “8 damage... how do you want to do this”

    • @joshstump3878
      @joshstump3878 4 года назад +192

      The second time (I know of) that he got a 'how do you want to do this' after using Vicious Mockery.

    • @hodor6159
      @hodor6159 4 года назад +81

      That entire sequence of Scanlen with his cock out was magnificent.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 года назад +67

      I'm hoping *that* gets animated.

    • @sorarxnightshade7822
      @sorarxnightshade7822 4 года назад +10

      Do you have a time stamp for that

    • @25taylor91
      @25taylor91 4 года назад +1

      I was the 500th like. 👍🏻

  • @ToxicSunrise132
    @ToxicSunrise132 6 лет назад +2927

    *Looks at Matt’s costume, which he personally handmade* My friend, you have a gift, not a problem.

    • @forddurden7786
      @forddurden7786 4 года назад +63

      *you have not a problem, but a gift.

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 3 года назад +5

      1K likes

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +27

      As a cosplayer...it's both. a gift and a curse. LOL

    • @romanabanin2216
      @romanabanin2216 3 года назад +8

      He had been made many cosplays before became voice actor so he's got alot of exp

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +1

      *bows low* You are a true man of culture, I wish to be like you.

  • @KyleMaxwell
    @KyleMaxwell 7 лет назад +1870

    "Are you afraid you're going to hurt us?" "No. I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you." Oh my heart.

    • @m.josephcooley341
      @m.josephcooley341 5 лет назад +8

      🥺

    • @bbd121
      @bbd121 5 лет назад +9

      Wait, did I miss this? Who said this? May I have a time stamp?

    • @VarietyFox420
      @VarietyFox420 5 лет назад +9

      @@bbd121 23:15

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 года назад +17

      Loved that moment, definitely a tortured soul

    • @b2theill785
      @b2theill785 4 года назад +2

      *lump in throat, tear down cheek*

  • @stephenhenderson6143
    @stephenhenderson6143 2 года назад +2187

    Matt handled telling us about the letting go of Orion with absoloute class, promoting his twitch channel and just asking for respect.

    • @Spooki_Gh0st
      @Spooki_Gh0st Год назад +9

      when/where is this mentioned?

    • @ravengoinglive4928
      @ravengoinglive4928 Год назад +72

      @@Spooki_Gh0st at the start of the ep. In the announcements

    • @mingodingo
      @mingodingo Год назад +240

      And to this day the fans pat Matt on the back while happily disrespecting his wishes and continue to hate Orion

    • @thespankmyfrank
      @thespankmyfrank Год назад +144

      @@mingodingo To be fair, more shit came out after this ep was released so people do have reason to dislike him. It's more grown up to just let it go, but some people just like to be dicks.

    • @underthependulum3484
      @underthependulum3484 Год назад +79

      @thespankmyfrank The guy verbally and physically abused everyone around him but sure. Forgive and love him cause it's "mature". Or grow a backbone.

  • @NEViking
    @NEViking 7 лет назад +1077

    Percy: I have a plan
    Scanlan: We kill him
    Percy: That's part of it
    I love whenever this happens.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 года назад +24

      Percy to Scanlan: that's part one, you don't know about 2-10 yet

  • @conormcbride136
    @conormcbride136 4 года назад +3004

    Toss a coin to your DM,
    Oh’ Natural Twenty,
    Oh’ Natural Twenty,
    Oooohhh.
    Toss a coin to your DM,
    Every Thursday (7pm PT) a priority.

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 4 года назад +66

      Didn't came for that, but i'm not complaining

    • @jacksonh6797
      @jacksonh6797 4 года назад +8

      Rellyks Right? lol

    • @vivamexico254
      @vivamexico254 4 года назад +5

      @@Rellyks making the pillgramage hu?

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 4 года назад +5

      @@vivamexico254 revisiting old treasures

    • @bandi138138
      @bandi138138 4 года назад +11

      I’m so glad I came back to see this comment

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias 6 лет назад +3942

    I cannot get over how well Liam is developing his character. From Vax's gentle attraction towards Keyleth to his slow but sure growing trust of faith and a higher power. He is a complete delight to watch playing.

    • @enigma1326
      @enigma1326 5 лет назад +286

      I agree and how he keeps up his relationship to Vex as well.

    • @huntermay8322
      @huntermay8322 5 лет назад +31

      The new drizzit

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +255

      I also love how he is a Good aligned rogue, it is so rare but he plays it so well.
      I say this because he did bonus damage to the Rakshasa, and they take extra damage from good aligned characters. Took me by surprise, I thought he was neutral but his level headed and moral stance sure speaks to good.

    • @tetchedink7980
      @tetchedink7980 5 лет назад +17

      @@clayxros576 I think it was more a case of him being weak to piercing weapons but thematically I hope your version is correct

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +88

      @@tetchedink7980
      Rakshasa are only weak to attacks from either Good aligned or Holy(radiant) sources. It took me by surprise when his attack dealt more damage to it, but there is only one real way that would have been possible so....hey.

  • @azteca06
    @azteca06 2 года назад +2175

    Timestamps Boost!! (Side note - when you find the timestamps, like them, it helps get them to the top and keeps them there)
    00:20 - Announcements!!
    12:30 - Game starts
    16:20 - Percy explains the smoke
    20:25 - Percy answers the question about who the last barrel is for
    31:30 - Vex kisses Percy on the cheek
    39:38 - Vax & Grog wonder where the smoke comes out of Percy
    41:30 - Vampires! (Vampires?)
    57:40 - Percy uses his sword/”The butt flap of my soul is down”
    1:00:45 - Scanlan’s gotta pee
    1:03:40 - Scanlan is duel wielding
    1:04:40 - Scanlan Inspires Grog ♪ (Semi-charmed Life)
    1:10:20 - Travis as Helga
    1:12:45 - Keyleth does a reach around/kills 2 vampires with sun beam
    1:22:40 - Scanlan gets HDYWTDT on last vampire using vicious mockery
    1:34:20 - Laura grabs Travis’s boob
    1:37:10 - Break starts
    1:57:50 - Break ends
    (Percy, Vex, Keyleth, and Grog find a new place as their hideout)
    2:07:50 - Nobody can say Percy’s full name
    (Vax and Scanlan as father and son go to a pub to try and talk to some people)
    2:18:10 - Little boy Scanlan, persuasion and deception
    2:21:00 - Vax is a terrible father
    (They talk to Keeper Yennin again)
    2:35:20 - Percy reveals himself to his father’s old chancellor, Archibald Desnae
    2:36:25 - CASSANDRA DE ROLO LIVES!!
    (They plan to attack the 2 other houses)
    2:59:15 - Scanlan turns into a triceratops
    3:05:15 - Game ends

  • @seanmontgomery2620
    @seanmontgomery2620 5 лет назад +2144

    Sam- rolls a 39 for persuasion
    Matt- look of absolute disbelief

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 5 лет назад +167

      Bards yo. They are scary for any DM.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +82

      @@Anegor
      They dont have scanlan talk much to give Matt a break from the nonsense

    • @toomanyschoolponies
      @toomanyschoolponies 4 года назад +110

      I've had a bard, who, with her bardic knowledge, literally rolled in the 40s. Woman knew everything.
      Also, she'd convince people of just about anything, but if she was lying they still might crinkle their noses.

    • @vailedshaman3334
      @vailedshaman3334 4 года назад +125

      @@toomanyschoolponies my bard got a 38 and I had the ability to threaten the Dm with "I can make it higher, we don't want that and I think this piece of bread is not worth that"

    • @THE_Raichu_Stan
      @THE_Raichu_Stan 4 года назад +1

      Not very persuasive😂

  • @grilledleeks6514
    @grilledleeks6514 5 лет назад +2753

    Taliesin is such an enjoyable player. Never prevents anyone else from having the spotlight, never argues with the DM, never tries to power game. Just a good dude all around, kudos!

    • @jakecurry7367
      @jakecurry7367 5 лет назад +33

      Those borderline interrogation scenes were cringey ASF. Bro just answer the questions. Take your hands off your face, and stop making Percy such a verbally side stepping wimp. It'd be so frustrating being Liam just trying to get answers, and having not a single of his questions actually answered. I'd get frustrated and tell everyone I get up to get some wine and then stop paying attention to the Telemundo Melodrama taking place.

    • @buttmunchmcnugget328
      @buttmunchmcnugget328 5 лет назад +208

      You must be watching a different show....

    • @WolfGoddess77
      @WolfGoddess77 5 лет назад +326

      @@jakecurry7367 To be fair, I can understand Percy reacting like this. He's coming back to the place that scarred him so horribly it literally changed his physical appearance. To say nothing of the mental wounds that are probably left behind. It's probably incredibly difficult for him to talk about any aspect of what happened to him.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +86

      @@jakecurry7367
      Dont forget becoming a tech-warlock for some entity of revenge. That tor sure doesnt help.

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 4 года назад +143

      @@jakecurry7367 Percy has been through messed up stuff, and everyone expects him to explain yet another terrifying thing that has happened to him when he doesn't even know the reason himself.

  • @shelbykutil9743
    @shelbykutil9743 2 года назад +933

    Campaign 1: Liam’s character tries to talk Taliesan’s character that this revenge isn’t necessarily the answer, Campaign 2: Taliesan’s character is trying to talk Liam’s character that his revenge isn’t necessarily the answer. Parallelism!

    • @DrakeOVoiceOvers
      @DrakeOVoiceOvers 2 года назад +27

      I've actually noticed Taliesin's characters and Liam's characters in all campaigns have some correlation to each other. One or the other happens. In camp 3, Ashton is part dunamancy -> Caleb's Studies/Revenge -> Percy's Revenge

    • @mohj6042
      @mohj6042 Год назад +1

      No spoilers but is taliesan's characters in campaign 2 and 3 as awesome as percy

    • @PercivalTime
      @PercivalTime Год назад

      ​@@mohj6042 As a massive Cr and Taliesin fan, I'd say so yeah!
      I'd really reccomend all of it!

    • @breebree2842
      @breebree2842 10 месяцев назад +3

      C3 - return to Liam's character talking to Taliesin's character about how this type of revenge isn't the answer. Lol. If we don't get a c4 where Tal's character takes his turn to talk Liam's character down, I'll be so bummed lmao.

    • @dougmelis611
      @dougmelis611 5 месяцев назад +3

      It’s like poetry, it rhymes!

  • @annaptakova3242
    @annaptakova3242 2 года назад +348

    Matt lost his own hitpoints when he looked at the sheet to find out that Scanlan's viscious mockery destroyed the vampire.

  • @nathanhardesty3742
    @nathanhardesty3742 6 лет назад +732

    "I'm Geralt of Rivia. I made this, and I have a problem...."
    I freaking adore Matt

  • @sanguivoir6923
    @sanguivoir6923 5 лет назад +786

    Matt: yeah, there's an Arcane Boutique-
    Percy, an intellectual: magic shop

  • @zap9124
    @zap9124 7 лет назад +870

    Love how they were joking about Percy's full name and its pronunciation and how none of them could get it right and then Matt just kills it at the end.

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 4 года назад +18

      That was sick. An RP mic drop.

    • @toof987
      @toof987 4 года назад +8

      he probably has it written down in his notes

    • @cospaws8810
      @cospaws8810 4 года назад +17

      toof987 but still, he said it so smoothly, that’s the hard part

  • @queenofbabble24
    @queenofbabble24 3 года назад +869

    Liam having to hold a turn because of Sam killing him with laughter is the purest thing

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Год назад +23

      Liam's wholehearted laughs are maybe my favorite thing to witness on this show. 😄

    • @BaughbeSauce
      @BaughbeSauce 8 месяцев назад +3

      Sam came in and just cast Tasha's on EVERYONE

  • @TRNFloyd
    @TRNFloyd 8 лет назад +5591

    One episode at a time.. One day I'll be caught up..

    • @joefloyd5766
      @joefloyd5766 8 лет назад +92

      right there with you

    • @Harpold
      @Harpold 8 лет назад +47

      Stay strong

    • @chrisweaver7132
      @chrisweaver7132 8 лет назад +24

      it is currently December 10 2016 how far along are you now

    • @TRNFloyd
      @TRNFloyd 8 лет назад +26

      Episode 44.. I've been slacking to be honest. I've just gotten to the..
      [SPOILER WARNING FOR THOSE READING COMMENTS FIRST]
      ................
      ........
      ....
      ..
      .
      Just got to the beholder fight.

    • @pilatus3606
      @pilatus3606 8 лет назад +1

      Floyd Hunter g

  • @TheXenatron
    @TheXenatron 9 лет назад +716

    "Bop him on the head and take him to a temple."
    "Dirt button."
    "The butt flap of my soul is down; I am well dressed."
    "Dorito: a strange Elven term for 'flatmate'."
    "Percival *incoherent gibberish* de Rolo III."
    "I turn into a triceratops."

  • @frankichiro
    @frankichiro 6 лет назад +1752

    00:08:43 - Start of part 1
    00:11:32 - End of recap
    00:11:51 - Liam feels a bit out of character, the party can relate
    00:14:55 - "Burt, your mustache is falling off"
    00:16:07 - Taliesin can't handle Mercer's eyes
    00:16:22 - Percy's tale
    00:28:01 - Liam can't look at Sam with a straight face
    00:28:45 - #PedoStash
    00:29:08 - Vex makes a reference to a pre-stream moment when Scanlan and Grog decapitated a pony in order to scare off some wizards
    00:33:21 - "Get a beat on the vibe"
    00:39:01 - Bagel?
    00:42:37 - "I can't move in this"
    00:44:28 - Laura reminds Mercer about their chainmail collars
    00:47:03 - Vex wakes up the party
    00:47:49 - Laura rolls a natural 20
    00:51:10 - Mercer is scary
    00:51:32 - Travis is girly
    00:52:00 - Marisha is Jimmy-Falloning (breaking character by laughing)
    00:55:38 - Mercer has some good news regarding Sams "Jack of all Trades" ability
    00:56:37 - Laura rolls a 1 and throws away the die
    00:57:32 - Percy uses a sword
    01:00:57 - Scanlan uses... "dual wielding"
    01:04:37 - Scanlan inspires Grog, and Mercer (Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind)
    01:06:39 - Liam confirms that there's no difference between their old home game and this
    01:09:19 - #VampiresAintShit
    01:10:22 - Sam and Travis flirt, and Mercer makes it canon (not really)
    01:12:44 - Keyleth does a reacharound on Scanlan
    01:14:51 - Sam and Marisha sings "Let the Sunshine In" from Aquarius
    01:18:33 - Sam pulls a David Caruso
    01:21:29 - Scanlan kills a vampire with Vicious Mockery
    01:25:33 - Sam has an important question for Liam
    01:28:00 - Liam does a Kevin Costner in JFK
    01:29:03 - "Half elves, what what?"
    01:29:19 - Is Geralt Solid Snake?
    01:29:51 - Grog and Trinket plays hand slaps
    01:32:44 - Mercer explains what Corruption does to Percy
    01:34:03 - Sam confuses Mercer
    01:34:24 - Laura cops a feel on Travis
    01:34:43 - "Fart the sun at the vampires and they're done"
    01:35:31 - Scanlan sings for Seeming spell (what song?)
    01:36:46 - Travis and Laura thinks of the same code word
    01:37:18 - End of part 1
    01:54:28 - Start of part 2
    01:56:40 - Burt and Helga breaks up
    01:58:03 - "Papa"
    02:02:15 - Jordana Whisk
    02:08:02 - The party makes an attempt to say Percy's full name
    02:09:23 - [Video freezes]
    02:09:55 - [Video resumes]
    02:14:35 - "Call Child Protective Services..."
    02:15:27 - "My name is Tad"
    02:18:07 - Scanlan being Tad
    02:19:07 - Sam rolls 39 for persuation, Mercer is in shock
    02:20:43 - Vax gets told to treat his boy better
    02:23:35 - "Pelor has returned"
    02:29:04 - Tea time
    02:31:58 - The Ziggurat
    02:32:50 - Archibald Desnay
    02:36:23 - Holy plot twist, Batman!
    02:37:38 - Vox Machina!
    02:46:48 - "I did it a little in college, it's fun"
    02:47:17 - Marisha tries a very far-fetched explanation but the party refuse it
    02:49:18 - "It's a Kill Trinket Arrow"
    02:51:58 - "And if I die... tell Pike I love her"
    02:59:16 - Scanlan is a master of surprises
    03:05:11 - End of part 2
    03:05:57 - Travis jumps up and down in his skirt
    03:06:05 - Mercer explains how he made his armor
    03:07:28 - Liam explains how characters puts away their stuff in motion captioning
    03:08:40 - "We heard your voice at Target"
    03:13:29 - Sam's mom, A.K.A. Momlin, makes an appearance
    03:14:32 - Parent's reaction to D&D

    • @ataberkdedemen9802
      @ataberkdedemen9802 5 лет назад +24

      You are doing a very good service for the community.

    • @joeyuzwa891
      @joeyuzwa891 5 лет назад +24

      I want toi call you flando so badly right now

    • @melodious4273
      @melodious4273 5 лет назад +16

      The seeming song that Sam sang was ‘See Me, Feel Me’ by The Who

    • @kafnfriends
      @kafnfriends 4 года назад +3

      +

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 года назад +4

      *ASCEND*

  • @eveoltman2533
    @eveoltman2533 2 года назад +1252

    Watching this for the first time in 2022 is so crazy. not even just dnd-wise, but to hear all the pop culture references from 6 years ago is just insane

    • @goopy9498
      @goopy9498 2 года назад +47

      hello fellow archive scryer

    • @Josh_Green44
      @Josh_Green44 2 года назад +21

      Just watching this episode/campaign for the first time tonight!

    • @MakaParamoreEvans
      @MakaParamoreEvans 2 года назад +10

      literally sammmmeeee it's such a trip 😭

    • @jimjam7928
      @jimjam7928 2 года назад +33

      Going through all this for the first time, I'd heard about D&D before, but watching this show has made me realise that it was the narrative experience that I've always been looking for from videogames.

    • @aussiegaming9097
      @aussiegaming9097 2 года назад +7

      @@Josh_Green44 same

  • @battery2720
    @battery2720 4 года назад +1609

    "vax, let me see whats in your hand"
    young vax: "A KNIFE"
    NO!

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 года назад +42

      More like Scanlan and Percy when Scanlan gets a gun, or anyone but Jester when she gives Kiri a knife

    • @battery2720
      @battery2720 4 года назад +22

      i say that because there is part of the episode where vax just whips out his dagger in such a funny way

  • @kilplixfan1
    @kilplixfan1 8 лет назад +479

    I fucking can't, they're all being serious when listening to Percy's dramatic story and fucking Burt Reynolds is sitting there fiddling with some dice and trying to keep his mustache on XD

  • @samuelparis7218
    @samuelparis7218 4 года назад +1931

    HOW. how do Sam and Liam run so smoothly together in roleplay while being asshats yet actually accomplishing things

    • @eleuuuuu
      @eleuuuuu 4 года назад +269

      Unironically, power of friendship. The bastards have been together for so long that they can double-up on each other's master plans.

    • @urrinor
      @urrinor 4 года назад +95

      I was listening to that part headphones on walking down the street and just couldnt stop laughing. They were so funny together man

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +72

      I still think they're secretly married to each other and their respective wives are perfectly fine with it.

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 3 года назад +40

      because theyre married, duh

    • @BBTManiac
      @BBTManiac 3 года назад +45

      That entire sequence was fucking brilliant, superb and impactful performance. Definitely dialed in the seeking and scoping out rebellious potentials

  • @mightymouse654
    @mightymouse654 3 года назад +707

    I love Travis/Grog lol. A lot of the conversation was basically: Percy "I need you to knock me out if-" Grog "say no more. I'd be happy to"

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 6 лет назад +1194

    Travis and sam start role-playing that they had a one night stand
    Matt whispers quietly "its cannon"
    1:10:24

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 лет назад +15

      Like number 69! Yahoo!

    • @lukasasmuth1653
      @lukasasmuth1653 5 лет назад +6

      @@jamesgarlick4573 congratulations my friend, you did it!

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +34

      Matt either has no idea what he has unleashed, or knows exactly what hes done, and I dunno what scares me more

    • @vaibhavguptawho
      @vaibhavguptawho 5 лет назад +18

      Hilarious, but please. It's "canon".

  • @Tyler-sr6em
    @Tyler-sr6em 9 лет назад +416

    "Okay first and foremost you've got to treat your boy better." That was hysterical!

  • @GetGermanized
    @GetGermanized 6 лет назад +2556

    Matt's costume is seriously amazing! The fact that he made it makes it even better :D Props!

    • @Ranger_4878
      @Ranger_4878 4 года назад +35

      He’s got vertical contacts

    • @cartercole933
      @cartercole933 4 года назад +49

      I never knew I needed to see Matt Mercer as Geralt, but I love it

    • @newtonianlaw3249
      @newtonianlaw3249 3 года назад +23

      @@cartercole933 You think they mis-casted Geralt for the adaptation? Because I am having my doubts

    • @cartercole933
      @cartercole933 3 года назад +9

      Press X to doubt

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 3 года назад +22

      @@newtonianlaw3249 Matt has THE PERFECT bone structure for Geralt's face, it's amazing

  • @Mister_Mag00
    @Mister_Mag00 3 года назад +591

    "I turn into a triceratops"
    the look on matt's face is friggen priceless

  • @LW-fe9sq
    @LW-fe9sq 7 лет назад +2699

    Hey all people that started watching the episode from the 1st one.
    We are 30 episodes
    There is no escape

    • @Vittumainen
      @Vittumainen 7 лет назад +29

      Amen to that.

    • @spudsdj8384
      @spudsdj8384 7 лет назад +12

      Keyleth Of The Air Ashari love your character

    • @iGuttsi
      @iGuttsi 7 лет назад +2

      Keyleth Of The Air Ashari I don't know what I'd do without this

    • @bdijkstra1982
      @bdijkstra1982 6 лет назад +25

      When I'm caught up, I fear I'll be in need of rehab.

    • @ozrithclay6921
      @ozrithclay6921 6 лет назад +22

      I got this far in 2 weeks.

  • @pbgandie
    @pbgandie 5 лет назад +610

    Matt deadpan looking at the camera like he's on The Office and saying "It's canon" gives me life.

  • @michaelcross7665
    @michaelcross7665 4 года назад +775

    Peasant boy scanlan is a god damn national treasure

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 года назад +14

      So much abuse towards him tho..
      I laughed every minute

    • @criz1394
      @criz1394 4 года назад +46

      Bro, I cracked up the entire time. Plus gruff, mean ass Patrick being such a secret softy towards the abused little boy was just wholesome

    • @ghastlybespoke9541
      @ghastlybespoke9541 3 года назад +9

      scanlan in general is a national treasure

    • @dseray9494
      @dseray9494 3 года назад +17

      There comes a point where one's Deception is so high that one can do whatever one wants, and lie their way out of the consequences

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +11

      He's just channeling his time as Gavroche from Les Mis. :)

  • @theronhoward1496
    @theronhoward1496 4 года назад +564

    you know, from a story perspective, Percy being the one to be the most effected by these points of corruption makes a lot of sense, and I'm glad the dice rolls that way

  • @alphaarcher4723
    @alphaarcher4723 5 лет назад +1485

    i love Sam's encyclopedic music knowledge. he has something for everything

    • @lwstrongarm3
      @lwstrongarm3 4 года назад +41

      I'd pay him to sing at my wedding if I could lol

    • @discipleofvecna6235
      @discipleofvecna6235 3 года назад +43

      As a DM, if I had a player do this, I'd let them increase the dice by 1 level for the extra effort. Inspiration+

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 3 года назад +9

      As a person that pulls a large part of his humor from song reference I too enjoy Sam

    • @jare3959
      @jare3959 3 года назад +9

      Between dinner theatre and improv, a bard who improvises pop song parodies was right in his wheel house.

    • @awushuful
      @awushuful 2 года назад +2

      I am watching this for the first time now and I’m stunned at his incredible improv skills

  • @magerr98
    @magerr98 8 лет назад +945

    So Scanlan has killed 3 actual creatures just by saying mean words to them. I love Scanlan.

    • @dresdencypher
      @dresdencypher 8 лет назад +50

      One of them was a watery suicide if I remember right

    • @magerr98
      @magerr98 8 лет назад +120

      Yep x) you ugly! you ugly! yo mama said you ugly!

    • @jiggityjack8113
      @jiggityjack8113 5 лет назад +12

      Words hurt

    • @soldier1stclass640
      @soldier1stclass640 5 лет назад +13

      Thats probably my favorite Scanlan moment,when he killed that Duergar

    • @lukasasmuth1653
      @lukasasmuth1653 5 лет назад +31

      Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words could fucking kill me.

  • @caffeinesystem
    @caffeinesystem 7 лет назад +783

    "I've heard a cough like that before, and it's probably syphilis." No one ruins a touching/intense moment like Scanlan. :'D

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 5 лет назад +23

      Oh I just realised that this is echoed in Campaign Two with those useless bandits they keep running into

    • @Trevbot789
      @Trevbot789 5 лет назад +13

      I was just about to say C2, the Extreme Syphilis epidemic

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 5 лет назад +5

      Bards are made from comedic relief in physical form.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 3 года назад +1

      Love that Syphilis was Liam's immediate go-to!

    • @Stronghand-yw1lk
      @Stronghand-yw1lk 2 года назад

      For a while now I have been thinking that I liked Orion and Tiberius better than I do Sam and Scanlan. And this episode has firmly cemented that opinion into fact because of the urine scene. I found that disgusting and abhorrent.

  • @holeegwakamolee6804
    @holeegwakamolee6804 4 года назад +295

    Grogs quiet implication to Percival that "nah its fine, its ok you handle your business the way you feel like you've got too," is too amazing.

  • @cjwharton1
    @cjwharton1 5 лет назад +483

    "Guide us, Percival Fredrichstein von Musell Kowalski de Rolo III. Guide us, Vox Machina." oh man...

    • @manaphy0993
      @manaphy0993 5 лет назад +53

      Kowalski, analysis

    • @alexanderlucard4810
      @alexanderlucard4810 5 лет назад +28

      Manaphy099 “they are doomed, sir.”

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 4 года назад +24

      I can just imagine Matt practicing that tongue-twister a hundred times JUST TO GET IT RIGHT at the perfect moment

  • @Xeno-ou1nc
    @Xeno-ou1nc 8 лет назад +124

    Percy's explanation about the names, with the 6th one being for all the other people that he would have to hurt to get to the other 5 names was fucking poetic. Think Percy might just be my new favorite character.

  • @FFXfever
    @FFXfever 5 лет назад +555

    The more I watch this series, the more Matt's dm style makes sense to me. He's super attentive, and spent huge amount of effort to getting the details down. Even his bloody cosplay are amazing.

    • @awesomechainsaw
      @awesomechainsaw 5 лет назад +30

      Santa Australia yeah at this point I’m starting to wonder if he has some form of OCD that just prevents him from stopping working until things are perfect.

    • @aidenjames4754
      @aidenjames4754 5 лет назад +47

      @Aidan Hall I mean will Wheaton's episodes are basically proof of that already

    • @MichaelNNY
      @MichaelNNY 4 года назад +16

      Id like to think I am as good, then I realize that I just do not have the voice acting skills, so all of my NPCs sound like either a gruff dwarf, a harried shopkeeper, or an over the top tavern wench. Thats all I can do.

    • @jonathonbartos3061
      @jonathonbartos3061 4 года назад +26

      @@MichaelNNY But that's okay. There is a lot more to DMing than doing character voices. Matt is a trained voice actor, his *job* is doing voices, so of course he brings that. The most important thing you can actually take from Matt's DMing style is his control of the table. He knows when things are getting out of hand, and how to calmly bring his players back in line. It has helped me immensely.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 года назад +7

      Right? The amount of effort and dedication he puts into this consistently blows my mind.

  • @phoogoo
    @phoogoo 3 года назад +221

    Trying to listen to Percy's backstory with the ominous music while looking at tavern wench Travis and Burt Reynolds Sam I can't hold it together.

  • @nejc1821
    @nejc1821 5 лет назад +361

    "Liam doesn't know how to use knives or swords at all"
    "He'll learn in time."
    All Work No Play is truly a blessing.

  • @InvaderZed
    @InvaderZed 4 года назад +521

    Everytime the party is in long RP discussions I look over to the DM to try to determine what he's thinking next. But all I get is the cold stare of Geralt of Rivia. It's got me like 3 times now and I'm only at the fog monster things

  • @timibershoff494
    @timibershoff494 4 года назад +663

    It's so awesome that Matt decided to go with Talesin's idea of forming a rebellion against the Briarwoods. That's the kind of DM who REALLY makes a D&D campaign into a special story.

    • @danielbeshers1689
      @danielbeshers1689 2 года назад +72

      It takes a very confident and practiced storyteller to hand a player a pile of iron and a hammer and say "Your turn to lay the track."

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +44

      I'm glad he didn't railroad them into doing whatever it was he intended. It's not that it couldn't have been good, but sometimes your players know the kind of story that would be the most fun to experience and Matt's got the skill as a DM/GM to make it work.
      How the hell he manages to remember as much as he can, and prepare as many sets and scenarios as he does, I don't know, but it's a marvel to see.

    • @infinityseven5924
      @infinityseven5924 2 года назад +11

      @@Lucifronz He definitely spends quite a lot of time preparing these things. I'm sure he loves it. He offers a number of potential paths and just further develops whichever one they choose or designs a completely new one if they choose to do something else. He talked about it at the end of campaign two and probably several other places I just haven't seen.

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 Год назад +11

      ​@@Lucifronz He only really railroads them when there's no real other option (i.e. the pit fight and hydra at vasselhiem when they had no fucking clue what to do, and the Roc cowscapade when Talesin was unable to make it and couldnt progress the briarwood story) And when he does he does it really well
      I mean this is the guy who builds up entire towns (see the temple discussion between matt and Talesin as an example) so he can go along with whatever the party wants.

    • @Sesquedoodle
      @Sesquedoodle Год назад +5

      As a DM, I love when my players come up with stuff like that because they always love when I go with it AND it's actually less work for me to prep adventures that way.

  • @nomadskout9862
    @nomadskout9862 Год назад +229

    00:20 - Announcements!!
    12:30 - Game starts
    16:20 - Percy explains the smoke
    20:25 - Percy answers the question about who the last barrel is for
    31:30 - Vex kisses Percy on the cheek
    39:38 - Vax & Grog wonder where the smoke comes out of Percy
    41:30 - Vampires! (Vampires?)
    57:40 - Percy uses his sword/”The butt flap of my soul is down”
    1:00:45 - Scanlan’s gotta pee
    1:03:40 - Scanlan is duel wielding
    1:04:40 - Scanlan Inspires Grog ♪ (Semi-charmed Life)
    1:10:20 - Travis as Helga
    1:12:45 - Keyleth does a reach around/kills 2 vampires with sun beam
    1:22:40 - Scanlan gets HDYWTDT on last vampire using vicious mockery
    1:34:20 - Laura grabs Travis’s boob
    1:37:10 - Break starts
    1:57:50 - Break ends
    2:07:50 - Nobody can say Percy’s full name
    2:18:10 - Little boy Scanlan, persuasion and deception
    2:21:00 - Vax is a terrible father
    2:35:20 - Percy reveals himself to his father’s old chancellor, Archibald Desnae
    2:36:25 - CASSANDRA DE ROLO LIVES!!
    2:59:15 - Scanlan turns into a triceratops
    3:05:15 - Game ends

  • @oloughla
    @oloughla 8 лет назад +877

    Man, Sam Reigel is an absolute improve champion. The guy brings it EVERY SINGLE WEEK with the inspiration songs.

    • @orvixvaxis
      @orvixvaxis 8 лет назад +15

      +oloughla And the part with just Scanlan and Vex was epic in this xD

    • @Bluemangrup
      @Bluemangrup 8 лет назад +22

      +oloughla Just to let you know it's spelled improv. But I totally agree with you :)

    • @skyharkness9738
      @skyharkness9738 8 лет назад +6

      +Tom Davies I love Scalan and Vex moments so hard!

    • @skyharkness9738
      @skyharkness9738 8 лет назад

      +Sky Harkness *Scanlan

    • @Sparrow141420
      @Sparrow141420 6 лет назад

      I love him SO MUCH

  • @mrcopycat2355
    @mrcopycat2355 4 года назад +2130

    *Matt:* -says Percy's full name perfectly-
    *Players:* -go wild-
    *Me:* -barely trying to contain my scream so as to not wake up my neighbors-

    • @jacobcrumpton4643
      @jacobcrumpton4643 4 года назад +64

      unless I take it slowly,I get tongue tied on Fredrickson.
      seriously, could Tal have chosen a harder name than Percival Fredrickson von mussel Kowalski de rolo the third (but you can call him percy ;) )?

    • @rhondacumbo7356
      @rhondacumbo7356 4 года назад +13

      @@jacobcrumpton4643 There are several suggestions higher in the thread, but I agree he went for the gusto there.

    • @lezzleee
      @lezzleee 3 года назад +4

      I loved this after he landed such an emotional grenade in the plot as well.

    • @thedanishcatgirl3205
      @thedanishcatgirl3205 2 года назад +19

      @@jacobcrumpton4643 it helps when you’re Scandinavian Fredrickson is just an English version of Frederiksen meaning son of Fredrick. Von is German and Kowalski is Polish. It also helps if you are used to guessing how to pronounce weird fantasy names from books.

    • @rhokesh4391
      @rhokesh4391 2 года назад +9

      I mean... speaking as someone who can manage Der satanarchäolügenialkohöllische Wunschpunsch without a hitch...

  • @ArenKae
    @ArenKae 5 лет назад +502

    I'm watching this series for the very first time, and nothing has cemented my love for it more than Matthew Mercer opening the stream dressed as Geralt of Rivia. And also Travis -- I was DYING.

    • @dovearchambault9229
      @dovearchambault9229 3 года назад +4

      I caught a glance of Travis and burst out in laughter.

  • @briansandford3596
    @briansandford3596 3 года назад +576

    Laura's crazy old lady persona is easily good enough to base a whole character on.

    • @danielbeshers1689
      @danielbeshers1689 2 года назад +26

      I think those are the moments that really wow me with how astonishingly good the cast are as actors. Yes, they have intense, emotional moments as their actual characters, I'm not at all knocking that, but the way they're all able to just fall into a character with consistent and believable traits whenever the situation calls for it is incredibly impressive. They're genuinely superb actors of both copious natural talent and highly polished, well concealed training in and dedication to their craft.

    • @furrybastard27
      @furrybastard27 2 года назад +11

      I knew Laudna seemed familiar

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb 4 года назад +542

    "Bop 'im on the head and take 'im to a temple." - Grog flexes his wisdom

    • @julian7247
      @julian7247 4 года назад +31

      Honestly whenever it comes to questions of morality Grogs common sense shines thrue

  • @damiwayne8289
    @damiwayne8289 5 лет назад +287

    I love that Scanlan killed a vampire with his piss. I love that that was Matt’s justification for Cutting Word killing a vampire.

  • @Kristina__K
    @Kristina__K 8 лет назад +1332

    Matt's "I have a problem" in the beginning was so cute :D Every cosplayer can relate ;) x

    • @skyharkness9738
      @skyharkness9738 8 лет назад +32

      IA that was plain adorbs.

    • @iamthenatehawk1537
      @iamthenatehawk1537 8 лет назад +12

      yeah it was pretty funny
      I actually laugh out loud every time I see it

    • @jessh7955
      @jessh7955 8 лет назад +14

      I was sooooo cute and I could defs relate XD

    • @Zeroaegis
      @Zeroaegis 8 лет назад +36

      The last one almost sounded like a plea for help.

    • @katerinahemstad6158
      @katerinahemstad6158 7 лет назад +15

      YES! It was so adorable, but I can totally relate...

  • @rachelburns5453
    @rachelburns5453 2 года назад +494

    The way they modeled how to get help if you're a kid and someone's hurting you literally made me cry. Like Matt legit made the NPC tell Scanlon's kid that he could come ask him for help and he stood up to the "abusive dad" outright and told him to shape up. As a kid when someone was hurting me I thought I deserved it, but if I had seen something like this modeled I might have realized that I deserved better. I sincerely appreciate the balance of Scanlon's funny bit and and the seriousness of the issue of child abuse and it's one of the reasons I love this show so much! ❤️

    • @ShadyMilksYoutube
      @ShadyMilksYoutube 2 года назад +33

      cr are such great folks, and theyre constantly using their platform to spread good... i just luv these guys ❤

    • @TheCrankymuppet
      @TheCrankymuppet 2 года назад +44

      Just a reminder- you never deserved it, it was never your fault & I hope your life is much brighter & full of the love & peace you do deserve.

  • @leonielson7138
    @leonielson7138 9 лет назад +91

    The entire cast is riveted by Sam Riegel's performance - they literally did not look away from his little-boy-in-the-tavern performance

  • @vishwaramesh
    @vishwaramesh 8 лет назад +585

    I fucking love the but who typed "Percival Twizzlers KitKat Rollo's the third" in chat. I burst out laughing at work.

  • @Pegaryx
    @Pegaryx 6 лет назад +175

    "This stake was ... well done." *takes off sunglasses* [YEEEEEAAAH!]

  • @LosingLara
    @LosingLara 3 года назад +694

    Sam in VM: "I call everything a Scanlan"
    Sam in M9: "Why is every spell named after Caleb???!!!"

  • @Jindomess
    @Jindomess 8 лет назад +202

    the small little skips in story where it freezes for a minute makes me cry

    • @allycattiny
      @allycattiny 2 месяца назад

      I know we didn't get the reaction of the women Percy said his name to!

  • @austinm5489
    @austinm5489 5 лет назад +292

    2:19:06
    Matt: Make a Persuasion roll and a Deception Roll; back to back
    Scanlan: Oh, jesus, ok...
    Scanlan: *rolls*
    Scanlan:...
    Scanlan: Okay, persuasion, *39*
    Matt: 0_0
    Matt's face to Sam's extremely high roll is the best face he has made on this series lol

  • @maria2
    @maria2 4 года назад +1583

    "I'm agreeing with the women because I want to live to see the morning", wise words, Percival, wise words

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 года назад +23

      Indeed, truly wise.

    • @IdentityCrisisCosplay
      @IdentityCrisisCosplay 3 года назад +8

      Very wise.

    • @shelbynash7722
      @shelbynash7722 3 года назад +10

      This ep is always a little cringey to me and that line saves the whole thing. Smart man Percival.

    • @alhemičarka
      @alhemičarka 2 года назад +23

      @Lux Umbra can be taken one of two ways, but the latter is the funny one: he either agrees with them because he thinks they would get killed by the morning OR because he's afraid of them - wreaking havoc in general or just fucking up their teammates cause they're being idiots
      Could also be a lowkey sexist joke along the of "oh don't wanna piss off the wife" or "these crazy bitches will kill us if we disagree" but it's Taliesin so I choose to believe he's better than that

    • @Stronghand-yw1lk
      @Stronghand-yw1lk 2 года назад +10

      @@alhemičarka that's not sexist, that's just fact. Women can be overly sensitive and dramatic. 🤷‍♂️but I'm a straight white male, so what do I know.

  • @captcorajus
    @captcorajus 2 года назад +166

    "First off you gotta treat your boy better." That had me losing it.

    • @vincentprice713
      @vincentprice713 Год назад +2

      Omg I just watch this episode I was crying so much from laughing.

  • @jamesmcgowan8898
    @jamesmcgowan8898 5 лет назад +374

    I love how vax used stakes against a banshee but now that they're fighting actual vampires he just uses his daggers.

    • @b.r.papercuts3761
      @b.r.papercuts3761 3 года назад +33

      In all fairness, though it’s meta knowledge because only Tiberius did the research on vampires, wood stakes only take full effect when the vampire is within their resting place.
      If I remember correctly, at least.

    • @jamesmcgowan8898
      @jamesmcgowan8898 3 года назад +7

      @@b.r.papercuts3761 yeah, I just thought it was funny.

    • @JDNization
      @JDNization 3 года назад +28

      @@b.r.papercuts3761 They already mentioned that Tibs told the group what he found out.

    • @adamwelch4336
      @adamwelch4336 3 года назад +9

      Also his daggers are magic and wooden stakes not so much!

    • @jasonreed7522
      @jasonreed7522 3 года назад +25

      Also before the banshee fight he put the stakes in his belt (the one to auto retrieve his daggers) and the stakes did not return. This means that tactically he has infinite daggers but limited stakes without actively retrieving them.

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 8 лет назад +178

    I think Matt's costume perfectly illustrates why he is one of the greatest DMs in the world.

  • @LeUndeadDrugDemon
    @LeUndeadDrugDemon 8 лет назад +1020

    I am loving Percys storyline. Holy shit. It's so well done and so well executed. Matt is prepared for everything. A master DM definitely. And the characters, the constant conflict within the group regarding Percy's intentions and health, Scanlan being the best peasant boy possible xD, and the whole group dishing out damage left right and center. If the more recent episodes are as good as these I'm gonna be invested for a long time once again.

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 8 лет назад +53

      Scanlan *is* the best at being a peasant boy ^_^

    • @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556
      @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556 8 лет назад +19

      If you haven't seen the latest episode, Scanlan was in top form, both in combat and RPing.

    • @joshuaparker8482
      @joshuaparker8482 7 лет назад

      cc by m

    • @lightschunk
      @lightschunk 7 лет назад +11

      OoSacrificaLoO Percy is doing excellent roleplaying too. He’s clearly a veteran player. This storyline feels so personal.

    • @dirkstrider4820
      @dirkstrider4820 6 лет назад +1

      Commander Shepherd I'm loving it so far. I am very excited for Grog's personal story.

  • @angelaoneal5169
    @angelaoneal5169 2 года назад +254

    57:56 Taliesin: "The butt flap of my soul is down. I'm well-dressed at the moment." (I love him SOOOOO much!)

  • @RhiDElton
    @RhiDElton 6 лет назад +409

    Laura rolls another 1 and throws the dice away. "That's the one Will gave me".
    Liam rolls eyes *well of course it's cursed then!*

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +8

      No such thing as magic or curses in the real world.....but....

    • @alexgulino335
      @alexgulino335 4 года назад +13

      @@clayxros576 but there are off weight dice and the dice don't just roll themselves. Its too complex for us to calculate on the fly but there is a formula for how to roll dice exactly, depending on how you're holding them to roll the exact same thing every time in the same place. Thousands of variables that each have an effect which makes it nearly impossible to figure out, but if it obeys physics, you can calculate it. Maybe Laura rolls a certain way unconsciously when she believes it's going to be bad and holds it similarly as well leading to a statistical anomaly in her rolls depending on her feelings. Believing you know for certain that magic and curses(which don't have a scientific definition) don't exist seems way more ridiculous than someone who believes they could. I mean, you get close enough to a black hole and the things that happen would meet the average persons idea of what magic is.

    • @TheDraven9119
      @TheDraven9119 4 года назад +7

      @@clayxros576 you cant really believe that can you? Have you seen Wil Wheaton roll?

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +6

      @@TheDraven9119
      I maintain such things dont exist.
      But I also cannot explain that

    • @OutlawWalker
      @OutlawWalker 4 года назад +9

      Got a friend who has a "curse" like that, weird to watch him roll, and lord help you if he touches you, he can hand it off for the day if he wants

  • @MrDavidock
    @MrDavidock 8 лет назад +188

    The bit with Vax and Scanlan in the tavern was phenomenal

  • @davidarmstrong1617
    @davidarmstrong1617 Год назад +116

    The look on the entire cast's face when they learned that Percy's sister is alive, so priceless! This cast is a true team and a loving family. So glad the previous tension is gone!

    • @whoiscaroline
      @whoiscaroline 8 месяцев назад +2

      i was in class when i got to that part, it was so hard to hide my excitement when they said that (i knew that, of course, i just loved everyone’s excitement)

  • @EmilyTotallynotbees
    @EmilyTotallynotbees 3 года назад +529

    “I’ve moved on from Scanlan and I’ve cut my hair as a sign of change” damn Travis gets women

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 года назад +31

      I mean, there's a reason he got Laura. Or more accurately, Laura just nabbed him. She's definitely the more scary and dominant of the two. Travis is big lovely doofball himbo

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +16

      @@__Insanity_ As hilarious as calling him a himbo is, he's smarter than that.

    • @__Insanity_
      @__Insanity_ 2 года назад +12

      @@Lucifronz Yeah, but he exudes himbo vibes. He's an intelligent himbo

    • @chibilutionaudios
      @chibilutionaudios 2 года назад +9

      @@Lucifronz A himbo that has ascended past a himbo. Or… you could call it super himbo 2

    • @JDStone-jg8cg
      @JDStone-jg8cg 2 года назад +6

      @@chibilutionaudios That is both aweful and good at the same time. Like i eye rolled so hard and started to heavy sigh but it turned into a giggle and hate/love you for it lol

  • @leavy
    @leavy 6 лет назад +285

    Damn, I’ve managed for like 5-6 years to avoid having a man crush on Mercer. All the way up until the point I hit play on this video and saw him dressed as Geralt.

  • @kamaljohnson2200
    @kamaljohnson2200 3 года назад +75

    "The moment that I even threaten any of you is a moment I'm not in control." This has every reason to be seen as sad/somber/weak and yet I can't help but appreciate some badass side to it

  • @hararez
    @hararez 6 лет назад +388

    Marisha: *trying to explain sky writing* "In the future, they have...."
    Matt, Sam, and Travis: "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope."

    • @agustinmolina6660
      @agustinmolina6660 4 года назад +5

      i didn't really get that.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 года назад +49

      @@agustinmolina6660 She wanted to describe sky writing as (the modern-day definition) the way airplanes write with smoke trailing behind them. But of course planes don't exist in their world. :) They were making her stick to a description that would make sense in-character :D

    • @agustinmolina6660
      @agustinmolina6660 4 года назад +9

      @@annafantasia ohhhh. got it

  • @MrAngelEGR
    @MrAngelEGR 3 года назад +297

    Taliesin is mindboggling. When he coughs I don't know anymore if it's real cough or him playing his corruption.

  • @drago2021
    @drago2021 8 лет назад +850

    I'm still waiting for the day when their five minute breaks only last five minutes.

    • @Karak971
      @Karak971 7 лет назад +125

      The shortest on record is 8 minutes

    • @kristin7046
      @kristin7046 7 лет назад +45

      or Matt just gives up and says 10 minutes

    • @connerlang215
      @connerlang215 6 лет назад +3

      Didn't they once say they were going into a 5 minute break, and then realize their time was off and they could continue? If I'm remembering that correctly, it may be the closest we'll ever get...

    • @gordonmcghie1985
      @gordonmcghie1985 6 лет назад +16

      Or, and here's a crazy thought, they could edit out the breaks before uploading episodes.

    • @quaruke9489
      @quaruke9489 5 лет назад +1

      That meme with the skeleton comes to mind

  • @Tankenheimer.
    @Tankenheimer. 8 лет назад +908

    anyone else notice Matt has resting witcher face

    • @nathanielkeys3597
      @nathanielkeys3597 5 лет назад +23

      Years later, this comment stills kills!!!

    • @99bagulhos56
      @99bagulhos56 3 года назад +3

      @@nathanielkeys3597 a year later, yours does too!

    • @michaelnello9459
      @michaelnello9459 3 года назад +2

      @@99bagulhos56 time grows shorter, yours kills just as good a month later!

  • @wahlflower3517
    @wahlflower3517 8 лет назад +326

    Just everything little boy Scanlan says this episode is gold.

    • @4D4plus4is4D8
      @4D4plus4is4D8 8 лет назад +11

      +Wahl Flower He really shined in this episode.

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 8 лет назад +20

      And the fact everyone goes along with it makes it even better

  • @disasterdrvid
    @disasterdrvid 2 года назад +141

    Seeing how much Taliesin gets into being Percy is genuinely heartwarming. You can feel how attached he is to the character 😭

  • @katherineh.4645
    @katherineh.4645 5 лет назад +911

    "The butt flap of my soul is down."
    I... have never heard those words used side by side like that. It's unnerving.
    Also it's really hard to take Grog seriously when Travis is in a dress with a low bodice.

    • @BigggusDikkkus
      @BigggusDikkkus 5 лет назад +14

      which is fine cuz he doesn't seem to want to be taken seriously too much

    • @GeorgieChaos
      @GeorgieChaos 4 года назад +33

      If you're offered the choice between a barbarian pulling your arms off & his pulling your arms off in drag, is either of those options less terrifying than the other?

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko 2 года назад +6

      @@GeorgieChaos yes, actually. I'll take drag. It's slightly distracting from my demise.

    • @SGast
      @SGast 2 года назад

      Travis was actually a surprisingly appealing barmaid.

  • @sirkylelennify
    @sirkylelennify 5 лет назад +882

    Grog: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you"

    • @dragonsrule9157
      @dragonsrule9157 4 года назад +45

      Appreciates the Firefly reference.

    • @b2theill785
      @b2theill785 4 года назад +7

      lol, yes! Had to pause so I didn't miss anything I laughed so long.

    • @isaiahwelch8066
      @isaiahwelch8066 3 года назад +11

      I thought some of the Critters were also Browncoats...well played.

    • @WildIndigo.STAY08
      @WildIndigo.STAY08 3 года назад +2

      Ok first when does this happen?!
      Secondly, didnt taliesin make a firefly reference in the last episode?

    • @BigIceWolf90
      @BigIceWolf90 2 года назад +4

      The Browncoat in my heart says. You can't take the sky from me.

  • @MrFragglerock75
    @MrFragglerock75 8 лет назад +512

    This show is a literal goldmine of entertainment and the day I catch up with the Twitch live stream I'll be a sad fraggle. Cause now I'm basically watching every episode back to back as if I'm binge watching a Netflix show and soon it'll be only 1 episode a week.

    • @TheAod411
      @TheAod411 7 лет назад +5

      axeman515 what's your favorite foreshadowing moment?

    • @darrenkalkwarf4695
      @darrenkalkwarf4695 7 лет назад +1

      This sad fraggle, figures if he can watch 2 episodes a day, I still have about 2 months before I am caught up. And that is skipping a lot of stuff I would normally watch on tv etc...

    • @RPGManoWar
      @RPGManoWar 7 лет назад +1

      You say foreshadowing, I say "said them and realized how fucking awesome it was and wrote them into the story." Not to take away from Matt's skill, cause he's a creative mastermind

    • @TheMightyNope
      @TheMightyNope 7 лет назад +3

      Darren Kalkwarf I've literally not slept in about 6 days watching critical role straight non stop, I'm gonna be so sad when i only get an episode a week

    • @TheFuryHasCome
      @TheFuryHasCome 7 лет назад +3

      Michael Ashwell Started watching this 2 weeks back. I've got about 85 episodes left. I'm gonna take my sweet time watching 1 or 2 a day. I love this too much to let it end so quickly.

  • @cocilrow3902
    @cocilrow3902 3 года назад +482

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Percy covers his face in anguish when revealing exposition

    • @ore0hn0
      @ore0hn0 2 года назад +65

      By drinking game did you mean "fun ways to get alcohol poisoning"? Lol

    • @starscream71288
      @starscream71288 Год назад +12

      No thanks, I'd like to live.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад +12

      “Today class, we’ll be performing an autopsy on this poor fellow who died of alcohol poisoning.”

    • @Bllue
      @Bllue Год назад +1

      Honey i don't want to be that drunk in less than a minute.

  • @Micats.19
    @Micats.19 5 лет назад +782

    My favorite chat comment ever: “Percival Twizlers KitKat Rolos the Third” XD 2:11:01

    • @techoutsider5631
      @techoutsider5631 3 года назад +2

      Well, he’s sweet at heart... ;~D

    • @6p-ss9
      @6p-ss9 3 года назад +13

      my favourite will always be when tiberius contacts his father about using the draconian army and theres a message in chat that says 'dear son --- no'

  • @KaiserWilhelmthe3rd
    @KaiserWilhelmthe3rd 8 лет назад +684

    That RPing scene with child-scanlan and dad-vax in the bar was absolutely freaking hilarious.

    • @elliotback6023
      @elliotback6023 7 лет назад +62

      I'm watching it at 3am and trying to be silent to not wake anyone up, needless to say i failed my stealth roll and laughed quite loudly

    • @jordanlockwood527
      @jordanlockwood527 6 лет назад +24

      This is really funny in retrospect, since Liam is now playing a father figure to Sam's current character.

    • @raynorshine5126
      @raynorshine5126 6 лет назад +21

      A sneak peek to Caleb and Nott

    • @neverlandhunter6988
      @neverlandhunter6988 6 лет назад +17

      Ray Norshine Opposite of Nott and Caleb

    • @mikekemp786
      @mikekemp786 6 лет назад +18

      @@jordanlockwood527 Isn't it Nott who is the parent figure? Though I'm not sure Caleb knows it.

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors 5 лет назад +285

    Only two words must be uttered to create one of the greatest comical moments in the game.
    _it’s canon_

  • @JohnSmith-fs4vj
    @JohnSmith-fs4vj 3 года назад +226

    It's funny, Percy says something about killing the main guy last and everyone but grog and Percy immediately try to kill him first lol

    • @asiboe
      @asiboe 2 года назад +30

      to be fair he said "if you're lucky you'll die last"... he was not lucky

  • @sersisor
    @sersisor 5 лет назад +1817

    What do you call a warlock that is a gunslinger?
    A flintlock... I will now show myself out.

    • @jakobpettigrew700
      @jakobpettigrew700 4 года назад +46

      I love this now sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done 😂😂😂

    • @kelleren4840
      @kelleren4840 4 года назад +12

      This was REALLY good xD xD xD

    • @joshstump3878
      @joshstump3878 4 года назад +23

      I read this in Sam's voice. Somehow it made it better.

    • @3squareddesigns
      @3squareddesigns 4 года назад +4

      Yes!

    • @noaholorin5122
      @noaholorin5122 4 года назад +6

      Warslinger

  • @hp3718
    @hp3718 8 лет назад +448

    RUNNING WATER, The rain prevents any undead intrusions.. Vampires at least, from affecting Vox Machina during there assaults on the noble houses! Well played Sir Matt. Well played

    • @Ktra42
      @Ktra42 7 лет назад +68

      You just blew my mind.
      #catchingup

    • @Nr4747
      @Nr4747 6 лет назад +56

      Nope, rain is *not* running water, especially not light rain like the one Matt described.
      Matt said that you would need particularly *strong* running water to damage vampires or even just to prevent them from regenerating. The example he used was "holding their heads into waterfalls".
      There is *no way* that the light to average rain Matt described could be anything like having your head directly stuck into a waterfall !

    • @dirkstrider4820
      @dirkstrider4820 6 лет назад +42

      Nr4747 To damage sure. But I assume even light rain would be some sort of detriment to them. Maybe not like damage but disadvantage could happen.

    • @darkbunny9994
      @darkbunny9994 5 лет назад +38

      Nr4747 Matt literally counted a piss spray as running water. I doubt that he is very big on stringent rule following.

    • @matthewlu2316
      @matthewlu2316 5 лет назад +24

      @@darkbunny9994 that was litearlly only for flavour as vicious mockery itself did like 4d4 damage or something

  • @paulkline1574
    @paulkline1574 6 лет назад +126

    "I would like to rage.." While twirling his hair. LOL

  • @MrsMster
    @MrsMster 3 года назад +469

    Taken from littlecajunlady's Tumblr. Please read bottom of comment for a lil message from me
    00:30 - Orion announced to no longer be on the show
    12:30 - Game starts
    16:20 - Percy explains the smoke
    20:25 - Percy answers the question about who the last barrel is for
    31:30 - Vex kisses Percy on the cheek
    39:38 - Vax & Grog wonder where the smoke comes out of Percy
    41:30 - Vampires! (Vampires?)
    57:40 - Percy uses his sword/”The butt flap of my soul is down”
    1:00:45 - Scanlan’s gotta pee
    1:03:40 - Scanlan is duel wielding
    1:04:40 - Scanlan Inspires Grog ♪ (Semi-charmed Life)
    1:10:20 - Travis as Helga
    1:12:45 - Keyleth does a reach around/kills 2 vampires with sun beam
    1:22:40 - Scanlan gets HDYWTDT on last vampire using vicious mockery
    1:34:20 - Laura grabs Travis’s boob
    1:37:10 - Break starts
    1:57:50 - Break ends
    (Percy, Vex, Keyleth, and Grog find a new place as their hideout)
    2:07:50 - Nobody can say Percy’s full name
    (Vax and Scanlan as father and son go to a pub to try and talk to some people)
    2:18:10 - Little boy Scanlan, persuasion and deception
    2:21:00 - Vax is a terrible father
    (They talk to Keeper Yennin again)
    2:35:20 - Percy reveals himself to his father’s old chancellor, Archibald Desnae
    2:36:25 - CASSANDRA DE ROLO LIVES!!
    (They plan to attack the 2 other houses)
    2:59:15 - Scanlan turns into a triceratops
    3:05:15 - Game ends
    I'm aware these timestamps get posted in the series' comments quite a bit, so I'm not saying I found these first or anything like that. I'm posting them for me as they're good timestamps and they're at the top for me, but if I help someone else by reposting it then great!
    Edit: Formatting

  • @EmmieClassix
    @EmmieClassix 4 года назад +601

    I know it's all chance, but they fact that Percy get more and more corrupted the longer they stay fit SO F'ING WELL WITH THIS STORY ARC.

  • @mattdurrant3244
    @mattdurrant3244 8 лет назад +193

    It's always awkward when Scanlan's ex-girlfriends show up, I mean it was bad enough when the banshee came back for a second chance, but now the bar maid from Kraghammer has tracked him down?

  • @MichaelNNY
    @MichaelNNY 4 года назад +587

    Much kudos to Matt for wearing that outfit for the entire session. You can tell hes uncomfortable and it must be hot, but he carries on stoically, even while running a great game. We are not worthy.

    • @rizahawkeyepierce1380
      @rizahawkeyepierce1380 3 года назад +31

      Haha he might have been kind of sealed into that thing. I'm sure it's not easy to take off

    • @aspenhunter4387
      @aspenhunter4387 2 года назад +5

      He said it himself… he has a problem…

  • @hjkljhhkl
    @hjkljhhkl 4 года назад +587

    Everyone: *tries saying Percy's full name*
    Matt: hold my ale

    • @dgaan_dragonking
      @dgaan_dragonking 2 года назад +3

      What time was this?

    • @aspenhunter4387
      @aspenhunter4387 2 года назад +7

      @@dgaan_dragonking the cast trying the name is at 2:08:10 and then Mercer saying it is at 2:37:40