Ranking every stage hazard in Mario Kart Wii
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
- Enemies and hazards play a large role in many of Mario Kart Wii's tracks. Some of them contribute more to your average race than others, so in this video, I decided it was time for someone to put together a tier list ranking every stage hazard in Mario Kart Wii. Enjoy!
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There are two types of people in this world: normal people and oil spill likers.
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Yikes! You must have taken a long fall to land all the way down here! Before you begin your journey back to the actual video playing at the top of the page, let me offer you the free gift of a subscription to a RUclips channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content.
ruclips.net/user/beanzard64
OIL SPILLERS RISE UP
Am I going insane or is this comment getting longer
OGs also remember someone from long ago who loved oil patches if ya'll know what I mean
and people who like crabs
im one of them
I'm so exited for the next summoning salt vid to include you
Bro forgot the bomb car 💀
🤦♂️
Pretend I put it right above the truck
Ok
Bro exists 💀
@@beanzard64what about the umbrella
fumbled the bag
"You'll rarely find yourself playing offline unless it's time trials" Beanzard what if I have friends or a family
Right, this is a very biased tier list. The man would have a much different ranking if he just played casual races with friends (which, let's be real, is the target audience of the game)
He’s literally a Mario kart RUclipsr what did you expect
@@A.A.A1477 But he phrased it like it was universal across mkw players lol. I may be nitpicking a little bit but like He doesn't know me
@@goinkosu I find you a lot in the comment sections of Troy's older vids
@@LiamDeege I've heard this before and I can't believe I'm still hearing it, since I've changed my username twice in that time lol. I was obsessed with his videos in 2015-2016, but I don't watch him nearly as much as I used to
Me: I can’t wait to see where the bomb car lands
Me 29 minutes and 43 seconds later: 🥲😭
He said right above the truck on another comment so there you go
I hate when I’m about to win the race and as I’m doing a trick a snowboarding shy guy, tells me, “nuh uh.”
I can't tell you how many times the Shy Guys have killed my TT runs.
Basicly saying: Snow way i let you do that? XD
Shy Guy more like SHY B-
As someone who has played mostly offline multiplayer, the shy guy beach crabs and bombs are probably the worst, I’ve had bombs drop on me in the middle of a race lol
I am shocked! Shocked and appalled by the utter disrespect given to these respectable stage hazards! Misnaming them... how cruel!
0:53 A bat?! Excuse me sir, that is a Swoop!
5:39 And that is a Sidestepper!
8:52 Monty Mole!
16:50 That's not just any cow, that is a Moo Moo!
But aside from those injustices, great video! 😀
Not everyone knows the names of every single mario enemy
@@OmegaGlops A sidestepper? NAHH that's Mr.Crabs!
@@metal_pipe9764 _and they should learn from that mistake_
He also completely forgot the the bomb car
I like you
Your my friend now, we're having soft tacos later
the crabs are S tier, they just be chillin
the crabs are S cuz they’re assholes
It would if the tier list wasn't about how effective of a hazzard they are
Bro when i was younger, i was SCARED of thwomps and chsin chops ti rhe point where i would refuse to play the tracks☠️☠️☠️
🧒
Troy would say the *CONES* are actually the final boss of wii 🤣
I mean, those who have watched his vids since his early days would get that since the cones have killed him many times on Daisy Circuit
TWD98, eat your heart out😂😂😂
The ducks induced true fear in me as a child, yet I can't help but love them as a hazard lol
Cataquacks.
@@generalcrab0009Nobody gives a shit.
Thursday: literal fucking history
Saturday: ranking random shit
The ducks always inconvenience you at the worst possible time
They're Cataquacks, get it right 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👽
Bro really mad that there is a lot of cars on a highway track
dude whenever im doing a race on coconut mall, those stupid cars at the end always hit me and completely ruin my race. basically the only reason i lose on coconut mall is to those dang cars. im pretty sure those guys arent even legally allowed to drive too.
Skill issue
@@battle188883you probably don't even have mkwii bro
@@CohenTaylor-yz3lq yeah you're right I don't anymore. I still think however that the sir above is blaming the game instead of actively improving himself to be more capable of dodging the cars, seemingly going for boosts without a care for the risk of the cars that will be in the way.
While I can say thats a skill issue, I almost lost a race in mk7 to the coconut mall cars cuz I just kept running into them, luckily so did the cpu's so I still won
ok maybe i was exaggerating it a lil bit by saying the cars always hit me
I don't understand why the cactus got C tier. Based on the rankings you gave to things in D and F tier, it actually should have gotten the worst ranking. You literally have to go off the track to hit it, and it's not in the way of any sort of short cuts or anything. I didn't even know you could hit those things and get damaged until I saw someone do it in a RUclips video. That's really the only ranking I disagree with though. The rest seem fine. I don't really care much about the hazards lol I just thought the cactus was a bizarre ranking compared to the rationale for some other rankings
wrong, there is a common (higher elo) shroomless turn skip where you fly by right next to a cactus, often times hitting it and thus failing the shortcut if you dont execute it perfectly
He did talk about the shortcut where you can hit them sometimes. It's probably mosty a time trial thing, given that's how a lot of the other hazards were ranked.
I agree though, when I played this game as a kid I literally didn't know you could even hit stuff like that because it's not even on the track.
well, cactuses are pretty cool.
Forgot about the Peach Gardens Chain Chomps.
Calling the moonview highway music ok is diABOLICAL 😭😭😭😭
As someone who doesnt play this game often anymore but loved it as a kid and watches these vids out of nostalgia, I feel like I'm missing something. Is moonview that hated?! I love that map, its my favorite course in the game and the cars are a big part of that. It feels so good to just dodge all of them while taking all the drifts in between, its the first track I felt like I was a god on and still the one I'm best at 😂
Knock knock
Whos there
A cow says
A cow says who
No a cow says mooooo!
you deserve an oscar
What's that@@Maker_7
@@louiswolfe5012its an acting award, but its sorta just a silly compliment for “your comment was funny”
@@Maker_7 Eww, not those comments...
Oh. Ok@@hexturne
Bro forgot dark water
Now THIS is the content I subscribed for
Now THIS is the content I've subbed for almost a year for
This is the content I should've been subbed for
I would’ve put the penguins in S Tier personally as they’re another reason why Sherbet Land is one of the worst tracks ever.
For real! S Tier obstacles for an F tier track
just put my fries in the bag bro
Having only ever played multiplayer with my siblings - some of these low-rated hazards are BRUTAL
Useless fact: there is one lava pillar in grumble volcano. It is at the end of the first big right turn on the left. It only spawns after the rock on the left side falls. The rocks fall at 1 minute and the lava pillar spawns at 1 minute 30 seconds and every 15 seconds later. You’re welcome
beanzard is so cool i wish beans were real
5:06 I can't believe he forgot that these cactus are in one of the battle maps and they are annoying because the borders are FULL of them it's easy to pop a ballon and lose coins when the Tromp hit the middle of the map and causes the sand to push you back
I didn't forget about the ones on Thwomp Desert, I just wasn't counting the battle hazards.
Thank you Beanzard for this niche information about Mario Kart Wii which I will surely find myself utilizing in day to day life
The Super Blooper man is back!
I'd posit the big explodey Bowser fireball may well have been meant to indirectly encourage people to use the faster, less direct side routes. Especially if that track was introduced in the first game with jumpy-halfpipe shenanigans, it would make sense to me to attempt teaching players to use the new mechanic what got put in the game.
The cow deserves at least A tier, it's so iconic.
Also, it happens to be my personal favorite, so there's that...
Beanzard dropping another banger of a video
Thank you bro
@@beanzard64 no problem! I love your vids!
Ya never fail bro
I also want to point out that because I am a god at Moonview, the bomb cars are nothing to me, the odds of me hitting one are usually none.
r/iamverybadass
Copium
I'm pretty good at toads factory myself.
In online multiplayer lag can cause the game to think that a player in front of you triggered the bomb car even if they didn't, causing them to explode randomly
Has anyone else made a turn on a Koopa cape and see a goomba, but think it’s a mushroom?
grumble volcano/block plaza falling thingys: am i a joke to you?
the bomb cars too
Awesome seeing you again bro! Hope your day is going well g wonderful, and awesome video as always! 👍
Thank you man!
that intro was perfect.
i liked how you also put some tomodachi collection's soundtrack in the intro as well
Glad you liked it!
"It does it's job. I'm not quite sure what it's job is." Lol It's very cute and fun listening to your thought process. Also don't worry, I'm quite sure I'll be able to hit those oil spills 😄
29:17 I wasn't expecting to hear music from GBA Battle for Bikini Bottom, but I am thrilled that I am not the only one that likes the music from that game lol.
It was cool seeing you in the Yoshi kart stream a while back!
The entire portion of my brain responisble for nostalgia erupted once I saw that oil spill texture.
yess here i am again at 1:20 am, hellyea love mario kart ranking vids. i like your content
Glad you enjoy, thank you!
all of your videos are so soothing! wonderful gameplay.
Thanks!
The best hazards imo are the coconutmall cars, and i'd say the minecarts in that one level I forgot the name of. And I personally hate the moon view highway hazards, and the snowboarder fellows.
Coconut Mall cars are definitely best. They have Miis!!!
loved that intro lol
0:10
The fact that you used Eternal Sonata music made me realise I wasn't subscribed and immediately rectify that error HELL YEAH ETERNAL SONATA
Most convoluted tier list ever
Couple of things I want to say. Mostly as a Kart main player.
1) MMM Lap 3 cows are the bane of my existence. They are right on the Kart line (just barely off the bike line), and make it really hard on TT.
2) MH Cars are slightly worse for Kart mains. Due to the pace required for good times, they only allow top lap 1 times through for Lap 2 cut (karts do 1-1-1, taking grass cut all three laps). Also, every now and again, the lap 1 one can squish despite you not even touching it when you are above it.
3) No bomb cars? (Also, they can be used offensively online if you throw a green shell at one.)
4) DC Cones are worse. Online they aren't that bad, but in TT, the tunnel ones are a nightmare, and the hairpin one on the racing lines are no better. Literally requires the pixel - perfect angle to hit them if you don't want to lose your drift (or slow down a lot). This is also why I am more than 3 seconds slower than Kart WR (despite the fact that I am using Dry Bowser FF, KWR uses Daisy WW).
Yeah, that's about all I had to say.
This is the one of the videos of all time
17:31 justice for moomoo🗣️🗣️🗣️
Lets goo, bean uploaded, time to stop everything im doing
S Tier editting in the intro 👌
Hello bean, I am late to the video because i was in Chicago, glad to see your videos, I was trying go on the internet for a minimal the internet during the trip
Thank you! I hope your trip was nice
I love your videos, they’re just great.
I definitely remember the crates breaking offline, not on time trials though that's correct.
The "flame is sometimes an item box" thing also happens offline, but of course not on time trials.
I used to always play offline. Only played online once, and that's because soon after the servers were shut down.
something i’ll never forget is one time, a grumble volcano meteor cracked on a blue shell and dodged me for free. 10 year old me was astonished
Great video! I'm really loving the tier list videos. I'd consider the bats to be a C tier hazard due to it being possible to (sort of) weasle your way past on the right side of the entrance to the mine.
If you know where the bats usually go, it shouldn't be too bad.
Glad you liked it, thanks!
Ngl watching your videos make me want to get back into Mario kart
I formally challenge you to a 16 track 1v1 bit bike only anything goes
you should speedrun hitting every hazard 💀
I’ve not played Mario kart wii much I’m excited to see this cause it’ll most likely be entertaining
Also amazing music at 0:22
I think I would have separated the moving/stationary moles and crates, since they are almost a different hazard. (maybe Thwomps too)
Also, the Raceway piranha plants could be B tier, if you take their potential for hiding bananas into account (especially on the last turn).
Aside from that, I completely agree with this list! 👍
That intro had me dying
I've played MKWii since 2010 and have never been online
Bro I didn’t even know those oil spills were there
Some of them are big, some of them are small, some of them are. Love this vid ngl
Thanks!
Am i the only one waiting for summoning salt to make a third mkwii vid with bean in?
I'm not someone who plays MK a lot, but as someone who played a lot of MK Wii with my siblings as a kid, I feel like the cars at the end of Coconut Mall weren't tricky bc they're slow, but bc they have such a massive hotbox, especially in comparison to how wide the track is
Hey bean the goat has posted again
you gotta do all the positive road things next. like speed boosts, item boxes, etc
The worst hazard in the entire game are ALL OF THE WALLS
The Bob-omb karts in Moonview Highway, the Piranha Plants in Waluigi Stadium and the umbrellas in Shy Guy Beach were the best hazards in this ranking imo 😂😂😂
Maybe its Mandela effect but i believe you can trick off the bombs before they explode on shy guy beach and that aspect i find super cool with a risk reward feature
nah man we arent taking that moonview slander ("Okay music" ???). We have very different ideas of a good or bad hazard lol. goomba gotta be S tier with the risk reward of shroomba tech (missing the shell throw usually means you run into the goomba)
The oil spill is s+ tier be fr
"DISGRACE" lmaoooo
They said it couldn't be done. Beanzard said it just hasn't been done
Where’s the bomb car, you forgot the main reason I like that track
When's the battle mode hazards ranking coming out? Who could forget such classics as, giant thwomp hole, and huge chain chomp ball?
As a statistician this distribution makes me very happy.
5:38 moment of unsatisfaction 😭
I'm shocked you didn't mention how inconsistent the cones are and how they makes time trial runs RNG when you get really good because the cone gods can decide to take all your speed.
The thumbnail is amazing imo
Thank you!
Hi bean i love your videos! :D
GREAT IDEA
Thanks haha
The crabs, all together on the track, are a huge pain and definitely deserve their high rank!
"You can just barely not make it past the thwomp"
Me when I turn slightly to the right and then left:
Ok good. For a second there I thought he was just going to show us all the hazards and not tell us if they were in ascending or descending order
bro what i dont even remember the last time ive hit a cataquack
Another difference between the car and the truck is that you can do tricks on the top of the trucks.
Luigi circuit shortcut pipes are my nemesis.
Cataqaucks Are Cute ☺️
Penguins Are Too Cute ☺️
imagine cataquack plushie ☺️
☺️
Now do a speedrun of hitting every single hazard
I'm thinking the boxes in TF have magic powder or something so when they get squeezed they turn into item boxes. The ones of DSDS are prop supply crates. Mario kart lore is funny.
Moon view highway soundtrack slander will NOT be tolerated
what about the giant flowers in Waluigi stadium?
in split-screen multiplayer they always end up affecting the race at some point.
The bats on dry dry ruins are 100000% more annoying that the Wario Goldmine ones - those things have bumped me off on the final ramp an unfathomable amount of times
Good video
I love ranking videos especially from you really great video
Im kinda late next time all be fist to watch
Thank you!