the town looks up in horror as a massive black cloud forms from the direction of the farm. As it gets closer, they can hear it. *caw caW CAW!* Someone screams, Haley faints, people try to rush inside, but it's too late. All at once, the black cloud seems to open up, a whitish substance raining down. But it's no rain. The whole town is covered in a sticky blanket of white. They knew it had to have been coming, the farmer hadn't been seen for years, and they knew *exactly* what that meant. Something strange happened when he moved in, a few centuries ago, time seemed to stop for the people of Pelican Town. They all knew that they were all at least two centuries old- three in one old geezer's case, and potentially longer for the piggish dumpsterfire, whose true age was unknown, even to the entity that identified itself as its daughter. The shopkeeper prays to his god, who doesn't listen to the liar or the unfaithful wife. The wizard stands, concerned at his tower's window, but he dares not venture outside. His daughter will perish. Something I wrote in a fit of creativity, enjoy.
@Gachatale_ Amber That's a different type of crash. The one this commenter is talking about is the kind where the computer can't handle the amount of processing it needs to do. The one you're talking about, on the other hand, is the one where the game doesn't know what to do because either the code doesn't reference what happened or there are two conflicting events happening at once
DF's modding technology is like two steps away from just looking at his computer screen, altering the pure fabric of stardew valley's reality, and demanding that the towns people hail him as their new God A plague of crows on your world, Husbands and Wives of Mumps
"In other news, a local mad man raised and released around 100 - 200 thousand crows into the surrounding area. Local farms as a result will struggle and lose most of their harvests from this major influx to the crow population, and professionals believe that the entire local wildlife natural balance will be thrown off for up to or more than a year."
You're living my dream. I would love 100,000 crows... just... in real life, not in the game. Extra funny in that, statistically, crows are more *beneficial* for crops than not, as they'll eat the bugs that would otherwise harm the crops. It's birds like grackles that congregate in large numbers to actually eat tender plants or crops.
I wish there was a lonely scarecrow on the field to measure the number of crows he warded off during the onslaught. Also DF, I was disappointed not to hear your opening for this video. How will everyone know they have been greeted?
I THINK what happens is that the game basically rolls for a crow and if you get one it THEN finds an available crop or seed. Meaning you'll get more or less the same number of crows (within in a threshold) up to your maximum number of crops or seeds. So fewer cops means more density, but the same number of crows. More crops just spreads the same crows out. This checks out with why scarecrows aren't really worth it if you're planting the whole farm, but are worth it if you need to protect the few crops you do have.
The problem here is most likely that it's not 1000 crows, but 1000 spawn attempts, each with an equal chance for every tile on your farm. so most of those attempts go to tiles alredy occupied by a crow.
I feel like someone has a “god” complex. Planting trees everywhere, Planting crops everywhere, summoning a ton of crows. What’s next? Spawning slime everywhere?
On a summer day that was hot and sunny. The warm towns people heard a soft evil laugh...It was DF! All the single folks ran to their houses. When DF walked up to Leah-she THOUGHT he was gonna marry her. BUT he only talked to her, “Phew!” She sighed. DF rode his horse to the carpenters shop. Maru saw DF. she was using her telescope. When she saw him walking up to her with a wide, and thin grin on his face, Maru ran through the door. But the shop was still open! DF used cheats to raise her hearts. But Maru had now been immune to cheats for 1 year of DF not even doing anything with her. And he gave a mermaids pendant to her. She said, “Yes...heheh.” She said that because she had just made a robot slave. After Maru moved in with DF, Maru used her robot slave, named, Mr. Bot slave, to bring DF to her dead or alive, Mr. Bot slave had rolled to DF. But Mr. Bot slave was actually a girl, so Ms. Bot slave. As soon as Maru’s slave robot saw DFs child face, She knew she couldn’t get DF. Maru then threw out Ms. Bot slave and got the courage to end the marriage | THE END |
That first part gives me an idea. How effectively could you go through the game with a waterless farm. Like, just letting occasional rain water your crops, and you just go fishing or something instead. Maybe use found sprinklers as well?
the town looks up in horror as a massive black cloud forms from the direction of the farm. As it gets closer, they can hear it. *caw caW CAW!* Someone screams, Haley faints, people try to rush inside, but it's too late. All at once, the black cloud seems to open up, a whitish substance raining down. But it's no rain. The whole town is covered in a sticky blanket of white. They knew it had to have been coming, the farmer hadn't been seen for years, and they knew *exactly* what that meant. Something strange happened when he moved in, a few centuries ago, time seemed to stop for the people of Pelican Town. They all knew that they were all at least two centuries old- three in one old geezer's case, and potentially longer for the piggish dumpsterfire, whose true age was unknown, even to the entity that identified itself as its daughter. The shopkeeper prays to his god, who doesn't listen to the liar or the unfaithful wife. The wizard stands, concerned at his tower's window, but he dares not venture outside. His daughter will perish.
Something I wrote in a fit of creativity, enjoy.
32 likes on a comment that took you way too long, unlucky
@@mggaming5811 he had low luck
That's beautiful
alright i know youre talking about crow poop but my mind is wandering to another place on "sticky blanket of white"
and that place is the gutter
You forgot the part when Pam EATS all the crows
Now you have to marry and divorce all of those crows
Real Obama *yes*
"... I had a mod made." How would that conversation even go?
"I need you to make me a mod that spawns 1000 crows."
"Why?"
"Why not."
I imagine at this point it’s more,
“K. At will or random?”
“At will of course.”
“K.”
Now add a mod with a rifle and crow meat.
I'd hate to be DF's mod maker
Next day:
Penny: "Ah yes, Pierre had some real high quality crows on sale today."
DF: "Son of a ...!"
“Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the inside is equally frightful
No matter which room you go
Full of crows Full of crows Full of crows”
this comment is hysterical and deserves more than 56 likes
First lightning, now crows, you're turning into the first sign of the Apocalypse.
Doves, crows...
I guess df likes birds.
I mean.... They do something unlike his children that he considers a waste of space in the universe.
Now skip time to the integer limit to see if 2 billion years is the limit for years too.
We need a crow harvest!!
*opens RUclips for first time today*
*sees 100,000 crows*
*clicks without second thought*
@@scarletfluerr pardon?
hey I mean now you're rescuing the species of crows
such a good man!
Yeah
DF: The bird rescuer.
Single-handedly saving the bird populations of Stardew Valley.
Can't believe you spawned 100,000 Pams on your farm
pam can't be a crow, because crows are far more intelligent
pam isnt a crow. pam is a garbage can.
he said crows not hoes
I think that's a horse spawn, not a crow spawn. Or pig, ether one.
That's rude for the crows
It weirds me out when he skips entire years lol.
Just imagine your neighbor who helps the economy constantly disappearing
"I literally ho everywhere"
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I love how it hoed in the water tho.
You introduced me to this game. I've logged 200+ hours now...
How is your computer not constantly crashing from all the mods you use?
Idk, but it must have been MURDER on his cpu!
Laura Tenney Cause it’s Stardew Valley. Not exactly the most demanding on you computer.
I use a mac book air and I use 106 different mods soooooooooo. Must work for him.
I have a super bad laptop and it runs stardew pretty well
@Gachatale_ Amber That's a different type of crash. The one this commenter is talking about is the kind where the computer can't handle the amount of processing it needs to do. The one you're talking about, on the other hand, is the one where the game doesn't know what to do because either the code doesn't reference what happened or there are two conflicting events happening at once
DF's line of thought "If I have to watch this stupid cut scene, every one must watch this cut scene" Krampus came early this year :D
DF's modding technology is like two steps away from just looking at his computer screen, altering the pure fabric of stardew valley's reality, and demanding that the towns people hail him as their new God
A plague of crows on your world, Husbands and Wives of Mumps
This is the equivalent of what would happen to DF if the statue turned children into crows instead of doves.
NPC stands for non playable crow
Dinosaur with Sunglasses now that’s what I call yeeCaw
@@skepsiez kill me
Omg it's like the movie "The Birds" directed by Alfred Hitchcock but instead this is directed by DangerouslyFunny
You like ghost wife? I started reading it but it kind of put me off with how stalkerish he was
*Caaws intensely.*
I think we've established "caw caw" and "tooki tooki" don't work!
"I literally hoe everywhere." Sounds like you're playing a Marnie mod.
“Listen to the sound they make, that’s hilarious”
*shows no emotion*
8:00
DF: I waited an hour to get this many crows I WILL be taking pictures.
That wave of crows was a thing of beauty.
Now if only Mumps could marry the crows.
Watching all the crows fly is oddly satisfying..
You really gotta hand it to DF. He has literally done a video on every possible thing you can think of with Stardew Valley.
**Sees DF's video of doing a big thing**
He's gonna try doing it manually, then make BunnyJumps make a mod to do it for him.
8:00 if u listen closely you can hear him taking pictures XD
for the thumbnail xD
well... you officially murdered the game...
im not gonna apologize for that
@@Spoigus I got it too...which makes me sad, somehow
Between crows and doves I think it's safe to say avian crops are DF's favourite.
Crows are Pam's Spies. WHAT DID YOU JUST UNLEASH UPON THIS WORLD
Wow DF you really murdered those harvests
DF the only youtuber who will test how to get most of what you DONT want lol xD
Very interesting 😊
All hail our Goddess The Morrigan in her battle crow form
I absolutely will
The first time I got a crop fairy was when I first planted an ancient seed not knowing what it was
I kind of hope that the mod gets called "Dangerously Funny's Crows" now because something about DF saying "Enjoy my crows" just made me smile.
That’s a lotta crows!
*That counts as an infestation.*
"In other news, a local mad man raised and released around 100 - 200 thousand crows into the surrounding area. Local farms as a result will struggle and lose most of their harvests from this major influx to the crow population, and professionals believe that the entire local wildlife natural balance will be thrown off for up to or more than a year."
How's your cat doing?
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 I am the cat, and I'm doing fantastic.
"Just another five years or so"
There's never a dull day in Stardew valley with Mumps around.
Well thats definitely a murder of crows.
"With my hoe anywhere mod, I can literally hoe anywhere"
TMI
Bad joke
You're living my dream. I would love 100,000 crows... just... in real life, not in the game. Extra funny in that, statistically, crows are more *beneficial* for crops than not, as they'll eat the bugs that would otherwise harm the crops. It's birds like grackles that congregate in large numbers to actually eat tender plants or crops.
I want your crows to eat my precious hard work
Ahem, to quote about half the freshman at my High School, BIRDS AREN'T REAL!
*Those crows are all the children DF's made into doves.*
I wish there was a lonely scarecrow on the field to measure the number of crows he warded off during the onslaught. Also DF, I was disappointed not to hear your opening for this video. How will everyone know they have been greeted?
Love a good murder mystery
POV: you're just trying to have a happy lil farm when a pretty ninja in a groovy robe comes across the gem sea and traps you in a genjutsu
"Thanks for watching enjoy my crows "
"listen to the sound they make, its hilarious :|"
Thank you answering questions I never knew I had DF.
I THINK what happens is that the game basically rolls for a crow and if you get one it THEN finds an available crop or seed. Meaning you'll get more or less the same number of crows (within in a threshold) up to your maximum number of crops or seeds.
So fewer cops means more density, but the same number of crows. More crops just spreads the same crows out. This checks out with why scarecrows aren't really worth it if you're planting the whole farm, but are worth it if you need to protect the few crops you do have.
"If you have to eat crow, eat it while it is young and tender." - Thomas Jefferson.
You remade The Birds in stardew valley....chilling.
LOL "Thanks for watching, enjoy my crows!"
Ty for sharing this experiment with us!
The problem here is most likely that it's not 1000 crows, but 1000 spawn attempts, each with an equal chance for every tile on your farm. so most of those attempts go to tiles alredy occupied by a crow.
Murder on the farm
Wow look at all of those crows!
That's some true Hitchcock horror right there.
This could be made into a film about murderous birds... Oh wait
Crow harvest more like Pam harvest
There's a minecraft mod by that name, funny enough. It's all about food.
Rats with wings
I can hear it in my head but I can't think what that's from!!!! It's gonna drive me nuts!
They say it in Finding Nemo about the pigeons, but I think the phrase is older than that lol
Rats with wings are bats, not crows.
(Didn't know that was a refrence)
ratbirds from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
I feel like someone has a “god” complex. Planting trees everywhere, Planting crops everywhere, summoning a ton of crows. What’s next? Spawning slime everywhere?
He basically already did that
He’s just a mad man
Itachi would be proud of you
Welcome to Crow Kingdom
Imagine Linus looking down the mountain and seeing this
This would be my dream day as a kid. All those birds to chase away!
*DF has gone mad with power.*
but don't stop him this is amazing
your crows have been very much so enjoyed thank you
On a summer day that was hot and sunny. The warm towns people heard a soft evil laugh...It was DF! All the single folks ran to their houses. When DF walked up to Leah-she THOUGHT he was gonna marry her. BUT he only talked to her, “Phew!” She sighed. DF rode his horse to the carpenters shop. Maru saw DF. she was using her telescope. When she saw him walking up to her with a wide, and thin grin on his face, Maru ran through the door. But the shop was still open! DF used cheats to raise her hearts. But Maru had now been immune to cheats for 1 year of DF not even doing anything with her. And he gave a mermaids pendant to her. She said, “Yes...heheh.” She said that because she had just made a robot slave. After Maru moved in with DF, Maru used her robot slave, named, Mr. Bot slave, to bring DF to her dead or alive, Mr. Bot slave had rolled to DF. But Mr. Bot slave was actually a girl, so Ms. Bot slave. As soon as Maru’s slave robot saw DFs child face, She knew she couldn’t get DF. Maru then threw out Ms. Bot slave and got the courage to end the marriage | THE END |
I'm impressed how some of your videos have so much moving stuff on the screen that it actually lags MY computer a bit.
I love your dedication to this game
The Hitchcock Mod! 🤣😂🤣😂
A great step for humanity
I like how his house is just dirt and has an entrance to the out of bounds.
Kawk my fellow Avians
*ITS THE CROW MIGRATION*
DF! You're awsome, keep up with the more than healthy amounts of things XD
Oh, such a festive hat.
That time RUclips asked why you spawned 100,000 crows onto your farm and then liked, subscribed, and watched the video for the answer.
Karasuno crows at a whole new level
Some say crows are a sign of death....
:DF spawns a ton of crows:
DEATH IS UPON US
On a file that I have, I own very few crops. So few that I never got to see a crow, but instead experience my crops get struck by LIGHTNING
The crows avoided those couple of spots because they all remember pam's first couple of times getting drunk...
Your obsession with this mod is incredible
Oh god the crows they've taken over!
After all those years wheels is still probably alive
That first part gives me an idea. How effectively could you go through the game with a waterless farm. Like, just letting occasional rain water your crops, and you just go fishing or something instead. Maybe use found sprinklers as well?
Ah, I see he’s been getting into Hitchcock
A flock of crows and a elevated temperature (Summer) indicates where the anti-christ is...
It's Pam
Mumps told me that pam ate my parsnips, he lied to me.
You’re like the GrayStillPlays of Stardew Valley
Local man saves the crow population
Now they murdered those crops
Hey!! Congratulations on #38 trending in gaming (at the time I'm watching this). :D