When a Computer Marries Shane
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2022
- Marrying Shane as fast as possible using a TAS
A Tool Assisted Speedrun is a speedrun that has a human specify mouse and keyboard commands each frame, which a computer replays. This gives TAS runs frame perfect inputs, and control over all RNG elements.
@Underscore76 has developed the tools to be able to perform TAS runs for Stardew Valley. This video is footage of a run he has performed using a seed and route that I discovered/created.
Uncommentated version: • Stardew Valley - Shane...
Seed: 405725193
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This feels like a nature documentary
Shane falls in love with and marries a deranged weather-controlling eldritch demigod that only skulks about in the early morning, and runs out of energy to manifest it's form and proceeds to collapse back into the earth after throwing gifts into his face.
I love how Shane opens his door a fraction of an inch and just gets absolutely SMACKED with a pizza every couple mornings
I love how TAS's of this game have the player navigating menus in milliseconds and using tools at hypersonic speeds, yet they still have to walk at a relaxed jaunt.
Stepping outside and hitting the same chair everyday only to see the new town farmer hammering away at your aunt's fence with a pickaxe before they gift you exactly what you asked for same day, and give you your most favourite foods, before continuing to hammer at the fence until they pass out and presumably aren't seen until the next day.
Imagine someone named underscore who has a goku haircut enters your town, and in a month, they are engaged to one of the residents, is financially stable, and has a house that is better than most of the other residents.
Underscore proposes and passes out. Meanwhile Shane stands there unable to figure out how to walk around the potted plant. Match made in heaven.
aka the only Shane marriage% speedrun that doesn't enable Shane's problem drinking 😅
If you were to marry every marriageable Stardew NPC as fast as possible, I wonder who would be the slowest? Sebastian or Emily with their later schedules maybe?
Imagine a super computer which speedruns your entire life and achieves every single one of your goals under 10 years
Imagine someone moves into town, places a chair in front of your door, throws you a gift and an item you posted on the community billboard about wanting, does a rain dance, then swings their pick axe at lightning speed until they pass out almost every day before 9 am.
“You again? How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone”
11:29
Hands you a pizza as you try to exit your house with a chair just outside your front door, flails wildly until exhausted and collapses in front of you
20:20
7:21
ah yes placing 47 mixed seeds in a row and only getting cauliflower
"The reason this run is for Shane is for his schedule"
5:17
Shane is there all clean and tidy while TASman is there looking like a disheveled homeless man panting and dying because of this whirlwind of the past month of doing random shit.