The Ultimate Michael Kors Project Runway Mashup | MovieBitches

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @leonardozhang
    @leonardozhang 2 года назад +177

    The amount of analogies he has to get across how bad something looks is impressive

    • @Dcc333
      @Dcc333 2 месяца назад +1

      Rigatoni Mad Max is so iconic

  • @idontknow409
    @idontknow409 5 месяцев назад +16

    Years later I still come back to this when I need a guaranteed laugh and have yet to be disappointed

  • @rj_7adventureready231
    @rj_7adventureready231 3 года назад +130

    TIGHT SATIN, no human being should wear tight satin!🤣🤣🤣 Never gets old!

  • @rhino1876
    @rhino1876 3 года назад +124

    “Taste is something you just can’t learn.” Is a quote I use WAY more often than I should.

    • @jm7804
      @jm7804 4 месяца назад

      Doesn't stop people from trying though. Problem is....they just appear more tacky when they try too hard.

  • @hectormercado9209
    @hectormercado9209 3 года назад +104

    His descriptions are so vivid and spot on I could close my eyes and accurately picture each outfit.

  • @hagglemyivan
    @hagglemyivan 3 года назад +99

    *”Tin man Hershey kiss ballerina garbage newspaper- ughh”*

  • @withcigaretteinparis1328
    @withcigaretteinparis1328 3 года назад +292

    Im still manifesting for him to be a guest judge for a design chall on drag race

    • @90sgulliver37
      @90sgulliver37 2 месяца назад

      No thanks

    • @tanyakirilina941
      @tanyakirilina941 Месяц назад +1

      @@90sgulliver37 Yes thanks ... and YES PLEASE. MANIFEST! MANIFEST!

  • @mentonerodominicano
    @mentonerodominicano 2 года назад +70

    "Unless you're going to a Joan Crawford St Patrick's Day Party" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @djintheatl
      @djintheatl Год назад +3

      So accurate for that outfit LOLOL

  • @char1737
    @char1737 2 года назад +47

    The golden age of project runway when Mr Kors was on he was great. He could give you a complement then cut you to shreds and still be kind

  • @annatttttttt67584
    @annatttttttt67584 3 года назад +129

    Your husband's helping you back to your straight jacket awww

    • @jamesryan6008
      @jamesryan6008 2 года назад +6

      And the designer of that monstrosity actually took offence at what Michael Kors said. Surprisingly,he wasn't eliminated that episode.

    • @aidantreays6497
      @aidantreays6497 11 дней назад

      Priceless comment !

  • @leahvillanueva5402
    @leahvillanueva5402 5 месяцев назад +7

    4:43 has me dying. The way it slowly pans up and you think the outfit couldn’t possibly get any worse til you finally see the orchids sprouting out of her head on top. 😂

  • @melindamuller4466
    @melindamuller4466 3 года назад +88

    "Oh my god, the art teacher is on an Acid Trip" kills me

    • @catxsoho
      @catxsoho 3 года назад +3

      When I tell you I scream everytime I hear it

  • @alucinado1021
    @alucinado1021 Год назад +18

    Heidi screaming polyester 🤣🤣🤣 gold

  • @pebbellz
    @pebbellz 2 года назад +29

    "Ruffled shrug in vinyl" never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @poultryg3ist
    @poultryg3ist 3 года назад +52

    “Avocado Goiter” is gonna be my new drag name

  • @OrangeXenon54
    @OrangeXenon54 3 года назад +66

    I'm SOOOO glad this is back!!! "Rigatoni Mad Max" has always been my favorite.

  • @wcdchannel
    @wcdchannel 3 года назад +34

    "MC Hammer meets Vampire Pregnant Witch".
    I wanna see that movie.

  • @mama-ayanna
    @mama-ayanna 3 года назад +36

    it’s the accuracy of all of his descriptions that makes all these quotes so memorable

  • @EmEm5757
    @EmEm5757 2 года назад +9

    I think about this video every single day

  • @InsaneNuYawka
    @InsaneNuYawka 3 года назад +178

    I want a giant run on sentence version of this written down and framed.

    • @annatttttttt67584
      @annatttttttt67584 3 года назад +2

      I want it written on my crotch xd

    • @brightstarlit
      @brightstarlit 3 года назад +8

      I might just have to do this! Omg I love it

    • @maxwellhenschel6956
      @maxwellhenschel6956 3 года назад +12

      It's gotta be needlepoint.

    • @johnayalachef
      @johnayalachef Год назад +3

      The word salad 🥗 I would purchase. Imagine how thin I’d be. 😅

    • @hchen6250
      @hchen6250 Год назад +1

      @@CM-ev9gj It's....so beautiful! I'm reading it out loud like I would in a poetry reading LOL. I can't stop myself help!!

  • @AngelRamirez-cr9mx
    @AngelRamirez-cr9mx 3 года назад +36

    MC Hammer meets vampire, pregnant witch is now a thing. LMFAO

    • @alucinado1021
      @alucinado1021 Год назад +2

      It s actually MC Hammer meets the Hillbillies grandmother, but they cut it short haha it was from another ep and the judges were so brutal to that guy Andy, it was awesome

  • @kristidoll781
    @kristidoll781 2 года назад +11

    “A legging Friar Tuck would wear” lmao

  • @VocalFox
    @VocalFox 6 месяцев назад +4

    “Pleasure me pockets” this quote has lived rent free in my head for so many years. Anytime I see poorly placed pockets on pants or skirts or someone mentions bad pockets on tv, this quote pops into my head. 💀💀💀

  • @stephaniemccord6100
    @stephaniemccord6100 2 года назад +32

    A pole dancer in Dubai cracked me up.

  • @Neonpinkg
    @Neonpinkg Год назад +6

    “Pleasure me pockets” 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kyraleigh78
    @kyraleigh78 3 года назад +93

    Will someone PLEASE do Michael Kors for Snatch Game! That would be a goldmine!!!!

  • @tobaccoffee506
    @tobaccoffee506 Год назад +21

    "you have achieved the impossible: she has cameltoe in big shorts." I LAUGHED FOR OVER 5 MINUTES

    • @mggentry
      @mggentry 3 месяца назад

      Everyone *gasp* awwwwww 😂

  • @bbbnnnlll
    @bbbnnnlll 3 года назад +20

    The "appetite suppressant" line....LMAO

  • @lambchop3805
    @lambchop3805 3 года назад +18

    “Oh like sign me up I want something that’s gonna look like my waist fell” I die every time 😭😭😭

  • @TheSuzanneo
    @TheSuzanneo 2 года назад +20

    I watch this every time I need to laugh my ass off. Hilarious.

  • @Kxnd4ll
    @Kxnd4ll Год назад +7

    The art teachers on an acid trip is a top tier insult 😂

  • @ThatBeeyatch
    @ThatBeeyatch 2 года назад +21

    i am hiding under my bed in a fetal position crying and laughing at the same time. Fear a rich queen who can read and has nothing to lose, i am dead . Hahahaha

  • @123JorisBakker
    @123JorisBakker 3 года назад +15

    It's amazing how half of these contestants look beyond excited to be getting read by Michael Kors

  • @annamarie7982
    @annamarie7982 Год назад +9

    "Side cleavage is a rare thrilling moment" 🤣

  • @KD-wb4fj
    @KD-wb4fj 3 года назад +26

    "You're a mess just standing" Ouch Micheal, that one really stung. True, but it still hurts

    • @devrobinson8607
      @devrobinson8607 3 месяца назад +1

      I read this comment JUST as he says it "traveling you're just gonna be like a homeless person" 😭😆😂🤣

  • @JERealty70
    @JERealty70 Год назад +5

    "She looks like a flamingo transvestite at a funeral" 😅🤣😂

  • @karzymimi42
    @karzymimi42 2 месяца назад +2

    “Brady Brunch dashiki. Like reggae Jesus” 😂😂😂

  • @jcwla
    @jcwla 10 месяцев назад +2

    “Did you really think they went together?” - Designer on verge of tears - “They don’t.” - Designer in tears, reevaluating all life choices to date.

  • @idontcarerocks
    @idontcarerocks 3 года назад +11

    “Barefoot App-e-lachian little after party” is underrated

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 3 года назад +12

      I remember the ep, it's actually Barefoot Appalacian Abner Barbie (it was a Barbie challenge)

  • @mortycremwatch
    @mortycremwatch 3 года назад +22

    I want to see a queen to rattle these off during the reading challenge

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 3 года назад +24

    Gordon Ramsay has nightmares about Michael Kors

  • @idontknow409
    @idontknow409 3 года назад +8

    It starts with toilet paper caught in a windstorm, and just gets better.

  • @Glowsticksneon
    @Glowsticksneon 2 года назад +12

    Oh my god the art teacher is on an acid trip😂😂

  • @vertigospumante
    @vertigospumante Год назад +4

    Thank you for making this. I've watched it 3 times.

  • @jdiamante427
    @jdiamante427 3 года назад +21

    This was the most aggressive game of Mad-Libs I've ever heard 😂😂

  • @timjn5382
    @timjn5382 2 года назад +9

    this had me absolutely howling with laughter thank you so much

  • @parkerr833
    @parkerr833 3 года назад +13

    RIP to "I want people to think I have a fat butt, and big hips"

  • @carlie5577
    @carlie5577 3 года назад +13

    Yay! I’m glad this compilation is back on RUclips, I’ve been looking for it.

  • @Psychosisproject
    @Psychosisproject Год назад +6

    Betsey Johnson's smiling agreeing nod to the transvestite flamenco dancer gets me everytime.

  • @karendiaz1651
    @karendiaz1651 2 года назад +10

    And he felt and meant every damn word he said 🤣🤣🤣 I tried picking my favorite read but I couldn’t I co-sign every one and Heidy giggling In the background just killed me all over again 🤣🤣

  • @InsaneNuYawka
    @InsaneNuYawka Год назад +6

    I want the theme for my bridesmaids to be : Transvestite Flamenco Dancer at a Funeral 💃 💃🏻💃🏽🪦💀

  • @KD-wb4fj
    @KD-wb4fj 3 года назад +12

    What a teletubbie would wear to a party = my aesthetic

  • @lyannastarkweather
    @lyannastarkweather Год назад +3

    I grew up watching this show and still quote some of these to this day!

  • @novembermiss
    @novembermiss Год назад +9

    The moment from 5:20 to 5:22 never ever gets old!

  • @rhair7143
    @rhair7143 3 года назад +27

    She's pooping fabric! Always gets me

  • @jamesryan6008
    @jamesryan6008 Год назад +4

    His reaction to poly crepe de chine was my favorite.

  • @Brightbluecyan
    @Brightbluecyan 3 года назад +7

    i cant forget "PLEASURE-ME POCKETS"

  • @NicAyBear
    @NicAyBear 3 года назад +3

    Thank goodness! I was looking for this the other day and was bummed that it disappeared.

  • @PK-kd7mf
    @PK-kd7mf 2 года назад +19

    This is why RUclips exists.

  • @albertmontoya6413
    @albertmontoya6413 11 месяцев назад +5

    I miss Michael Kors being a judge he was brutally honest

  • @violetedge83
    @violetedge83 3 года назад +9

    The girls couldn't handle Michael Kors today. 😂😂😂🖤🖤🖤

  • @sterlingross919
    @sterlingross919 3 года назад +6

    “It’s poly crepe de chine!!!”

  • @merillwentzel4181
    @merillwentzel4181 3 года назад +4

    Finally my favorite video on the entire internet is back

  • @GENDERMESSProductions
    @GENDERMESSProductions 3 года назад +9

    Love you both very much!!

  • @kriskay7229
    @kriskay7229 3 года назад +4

    1:49 ... YEAH I want to be left alone at the gym! I will take 2 lol

  • @cynbad_living
    @cynbad_living 3 года назад +8

    This is my favorite compilation on RUclips. 💕

  • @kobaltsevera9295
    @kobaltsevera9295 3 года назад +5

    OMG....this was everything, for me tonight!

  • @Negativestyle
    @Negativestyle Год назад +1

    I don’t know why “bridesmaids under the sea” got me laughing so hard

  • @TheGarry827
    @TheGarry827 3 года назад +8

    “………Where do I start”

  • @briannaronca
    @briannaronca Год назад +2

    I love Michael Kors. He's always on fire 🔥.

  • @clarity-re3mn
    @clarity-re3mn Год назад +2

    I had to keep pausing to really appreciate each quip and catch my breath from laughing so hard.

  • @ocky88
    @ocky88 11 месяцев назад +1

    The shorts WERE big and tight at the same time. Those looked crazy as hell

  • @pattyofurniture694
    @pattyofurniture694 3 года назад +3

    We were just missing "oh and what did I write here....*laughs* farty! I said she looked farty!"

  • @josephcorrigan3846
    @josephcorrigan3846 3 года назад +3

    Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I needed this!

  • @Ryan-xs9px
    @Ryan-xs9px 2 года назад +10

    barefoot Appalachian lil abner Barbie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @JustinFriello
    @JustinFriello Год назад +2

    I will never forget the pleasure-me pockets!

  • @NishNotNisha
    @NishNotNisha 3 года назад +19

    Do a Nina one please 🙏 🙂 Also why is he not on RPDR??

  • @sethdouglas4982
    @sethdouglas4982 3 года назад +8

    i throw "big ball of sawdust" into conversations all the time and not one person gets the reference

  • @annatttttttt67584
    @annatttttttt67584 3 года назад +5

    A FELT GOWN?!!

  • @funinthekitchen844
    @funinthekitchen844 3 года назад +2

    Michael Kors is the ultimate mood. I just love him🤣😂😂

  • @brandoniswhoiam
    @brandoniswhoiam 3 года назад +13

    Brandon Maxwell is shaking.

  • @Sylvia-lb8dw
    @Sylvia-lb8dw 10 месяцев назад

    “I don’t know.. she’s from the Republic of Cocktail Land” *while blocking his vision with his card* made me crack up 😂

  • @orbitalwarrior
    @orbitalwarrior Год назад +4

    'Maybe the model is just too thin and she ate her outfit'

  • @jesusmungarrorobles2859
    @jesusmungarrorobles2859 Год назад +3

    “Do I think it’s pretty? No.”

  • @MeganSin
    @MeganSin 3 года назад +2

    Yay! I love anything Michael Kors project runway clip you do! Made my day!

  • @eddieferran5471
    @eddieferran5471 3 года назад +2

    IT’S BACK THANK GOD

  • @xXHanna84Xx
    @xXHanna84Xx 2 года назад +3

    I love him. His hilarious! 😄

  • @carveylover
    @carveylover 3 года назад +8

    Tatse is something you just can't learn. Never were truer words spoken.
    But, I have seen some ugly UGLY things come from Michael Kors so I don't really know if he is one to judge. I do believe he had shoes with fur or something around the edges or heals. I might have dreamt them but I remember seeing something awful like that on his website.

  • @FreshSpecimens
    @FreshSpecimens 2 года назад +3

    2:36 OMG 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fredtrombone3401
    @fredtrombone3401 11 месяцев назад +1

    This plays in my head 24/7

  • @vickyrich824
    @vickyrich824 3 года назад +2

    Definitely watching again!

  • @sharonirons9828
    @sharonirons9828 11 дней назад

    So I just started streaming project runway and discovered the comedic genius of Michael Kors. This made me laugh so much I am crying. And the week after this crazy election I needed to laugh! I love Michael Kors. ❤❤

  • @laurahunt9335
    @laurahunt9335 3 года назад +1

    I am so happy you did another one of these

  • @spamgelarae569
    @spamgelarae569 3 года назад +8

    at least half of these could be intros to UNHhhh

  • @Becausing
    @Becausing 3 года назад +2

    SHE'S BACK!!!

  • @je-ianszalpuk8080
    @je-ianszalpuk8080 Год назад +2

    The only accessories that she could used with this is a WAND 😅😅😅 damnnnn 😅😅😅

  • @pqlasmdhryeiw8
    @pqlasmdhryeiw8 3 года назад +6

    "transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral" - Choriza May is listening.

  • @Bowpair2
    @Bowpair2 3 года назад +1

    YEEEESSSSSSSS been waiting forever for this

  • @orangejuice2551
    @orangejuice2551 Год назад +1

    Rigatoni mad max is one of my favorite quotes of the entire show like who comes up with that 😭😭

  • @jackal59
    @jackal59 5 месяцев назад +1

    He's so orange in some of these that he looks like he was Lucky Pierre to a couple of Trumps.