The Ultimate Michael Kors Project Runway Mashup | MovieBitches
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- You loved our “Best Of Michael Kors” video, so we updated and rereleased it as The ULTIMATE Michael Kors Mashup - all his best one-liners from Project Runway in one place! Cheers!
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The amount of analogies he has to get across how bad something looks is impressive
Years later I still come back to this when I need a guaranteed laugh and have yet to be disappointed
Im still manifesting for him to be a guest judge for a design chall on drag race
TIGHT SATIN, no human being should wear tight satin!🤣🤣🤣 Never gets old!
"Unless you're going to a Joan Crawford St Patrick's Day Party" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So accurate for that outfit LOLOL
The golden age of project runway when Mr Kors was on he was great. He could give you a complement then cut you to shreds and still be kind
4:43 has me dying. The way it slowly pans up and you think the outfit couldn’t possibly get any worse til you finally see the orchids sprouting out of her head on top. 😂
“Taste is something you just can’t learn.” Is a quote I use WAY more often than I should.
Doesn't stop people from trying though. Problem is....they just appear more tacky when they try too hard.
*”Tin man Hershey kiss ballerina garbage newspaper- ughh”*
Your husband's helping you back to your straight jacket awww
And the designer of that monstrosity actually took offence at what Michael Kors said. Surprisingly,he wasn't eliminated that episode.
it’s the accuracy of all of his descriptions that makes all these quotes so memorable
"MC Hammer meets Vampire Pregnant Witch".
I wanna see that movie.
“Avocado Goiter” is gonna be my new drag name
A pole dancer in Dubai cracked me up.
I want a giant run on sentence version of this written down and framed.
I want it written on my crotch xd
I might just have to do this! Omg I love it
It's gotta be needlepoint.
The word salad 🥗 I would purchase. Imagine how thin I’d be. 😅
@@CM-ev9gj It's....so beautiful! I'm reading it out loud like I would in a poetry reading LOL. I can't stop myself help!!
"Oh my god, the art teacher is on an Acid Trip" kills me
When I tell you I scream everytime I hear it
His descriptions are so vivid and spot on I could close my eyes and accurately picture each outfit.
MC Hammer meets vampire, pregnant witch is now a thing. LMFAO
It s actually MC Hammer meets the Hillbillies grandmother, but they cut it short haha it was from another ep and the judges were so brutal to that guy Andy, it was awesome
Heidi screaming polyester 🤣🤣🤣 gold
"Ruffled shrug in vinyl" never fails to make me laugh 😂
Will someone PLEASE do Michael Kors for Snatch Game! That would be a goldmine!!!!
Thst would be hilarious! Yes please!!!
THAT is a fantastic idea.
Yes!
“Pleasure me pockets” this quote has lived rent free in my head for so many years. Anytime I see poorly placed pockets on pants or skirts or someone mentions bad pockets on tv, this quote pops into my head. 💀💀💀
"You're a mess just standing" Ouch Micheal, that one really stung. True, but it still hurts
I read this comment JUST as he says it "traveling you're just gonna be like a homeless person" 😭😆😂🤣
"you have achieved the impossible: she has cameltoe in big shorts." I LAUGHED FOR OVER 5 MINUTES
Everyone *gasp* awwwwww 😂
“Oh like sign me up I want something that’s gonna look like my waist fell” I die every time 😭😭😭
Gordon Ramsay has nightmares about Michael Kors
I think about this video every single day
The "appetite suppressant" line....LMAO
It's amazing how half of these contestants look beyond excited to be getting read by Michael Kors
I miss Michael Kors being a judge he was brutally honest
I'm SOOOO glad this is back!!! "Rigatoni Mad Max" has always been my favorite.
“Barefoot App-e-lachian little after party” is underrated
I remember the ep, it's actually Barefoot Appalacian Abner Barbie (it was a Barbie challenge)
I watch this every time I need to laugh my ass off. Hilarious.
i am hiding under my bed in a fetal position crying and laughing at the same time. Fear a rich queen who can read and has nothing to lose, i am dead . Hahahaha
This was the most aggressive game of Mad-Libs I've ever heard 😂😂
"She looks like a flamingo transvestite at a funeral" 😅🤣😂
“Did you really think they went together?” - Designer on verge of tears - “They don’t.” - Designer in tears, reevaluating all life choices to date.
The art teachers on an acid trip is a top tier insult 😂
And he felt and meant every damn word he said 🤣🤣🤣 I tried picking my favorite read but I couldn’t I co-sign every one and Heidy giggling In the background just killed me all over again 🤣🤣
I want to see a queen to rattle these off during the reading challenge
“Pleasure me pockets” 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's pooping fabric! Always gets me
His reaction to poly crepe de chine was my favorite.
I want the theme for my bridesmaids to be : Transvestite Flamenco Dancer at a Funeral 💃 💃🏻💃🏽🪦💀
“A legging Friar Tuck would wear” lmao
Oh my god the art teacher is on an acid trip😂😂
The girls couldn't handle Michael Kors today. 😂😂😂🖤🖤🖤
This is why RUclips exists.
It starts with toilet paper caught in a windstorm, and just gets better.
Betsey Johnson's smiling agreeing nod to the transvestite flamenco dancer gets me everytime.
RIP to "I want people to think I have a fat butt, and big hips"
What a teletubbie would wear to a party = my aesthetic
The moment from 5:20 to 5:22 never ever gets old!
this had me absolutely howling with laughter thank you so much
I grew up watching this show and still quote some of these to this day!
i cant forget "PLEASURE-ME POCKETS"
Yay! I’m glad this compilation is back on RUclips, I’ve been looking for it.
i throw "big ball of sawdust" into conversations all the time and not one person gets the reference
“………Where do I start”
“It’s poly crepe de chine!!!”
"Side cleavage is a rare thrilling moment" 🤣
Thank you for making this. I've watched it 3 times.
His contribution to culture is INVALUABLE! 😂😂😂
I love Michael Kors. He's always on fire 🔥.
'Maybe the model is just too thin and she ate her outfit'
I had to keep pausing to really appreciate each quip and catch my breath from laughing so hard.
OMG....this was everything, for me tonight!
Finally my favorite video on the entire internet is back
I don’t know why “bridesmaids under the sea” got me laughing so hard
1:49 ... YEAH I want to be left alone at the gym! I will take 2 lol
Thank goodness! I was looking for this the other day and was bummed that it disappeared.
"🤮a🤮felt 🤮gown 🤮? 🦾 hrm 💪🏿 hrm 💪🏼 hrm 🦾 like a cardboard box, awnnn 🙃🥲" Gold kkk 01:19
This plays in my head 24/7
at least half of these could be intros to UNHhhh
And I'm poly crêpe de chine, Katya.
Michael Kors is the ultimate mood. I just love him🤣😂😂
A FELT GOWN?!!
barefoot Appalachian lil abner Barbie 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brandon Maxwell is shaking.
I will never forget the pleasure-me pockets!
Love you both very much!!
This is my favorite compilation on RUclips. 💕
“Brady Brunch dashiki. Like reggae Jesus” 😂😂😂
He's so orange in some of these that he looks like he was Lucky Pierre to a couple of Trumps.
“I don’t know.. she’s from the Republic of Cocktail Land” *while blocking his vision with his card* made me crack up 😂
The only accessories that she could used with this is a WAND 😅😅😅 damnnnn 😅😅😅
Do a Nina one please 🙏 🙂 Also why is he not on RPDR??
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I needed this!
2:36 OMG 🤣🤣🤣
"transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral" - Choriza May is listening.
Rigatoni mad max is one of my favorite quotes of the entire show like who comes up with that 😭😭
Mawma, he wasn’t just reading, he was the librarian
I love him. His hilarious! 😄
Once he left the show, that’s when it just went on a downward spiral, and when Heidi and Tim left, that official sealed the show’s fate. I don’t know if it’s still going on, and I honestly don’t care to know if it’s still going on, but if it is, I don’t see it going on any further.
We were just missing "oh and what did I write here....*laughs* farty! I said she looked farty!"
It saddens me he couldn’t make majority of these comments today, because these are comedy GOLD!
ITS POLYESTER!
IT'S POLY CRÊPE DE CHINE!
“Do I think it’s pretty? No.”
Tatse is something you just can't learn. Never were truer words spoken.
But, I have seen some ugly UGLY things come from Michael Kors so I don't really know if he is one to judge. I do believe he had shoes with fur or something around the edges or heals. I might have dreamt them but I remember seeing something awful like that on his website.
The shorts are big and tight at the same time 😂😂😂
The face at the beginning. 😂😂😂😂😂