Man how does Conan catch all these small things like the World Peace words on the guys shirt, and he manages to act upon them? I'd say Conan is something of a comedic guru
@@epicdemicvids IQ of 160? I've read that but i highly doubt he ever took an IQ test. And if he did, there's usually a confidentiality agreement that would not allow them to name his score.
We are all tested in school. If under 18 yrs, you need your parents' permission to access the score. If over 18, they have to release the score to you. But we are all tested. Most people never think to ask, but it's easily available by asking.
***** Thats part of the point though on those simulators, you never know whose gonna be the evil mfer thats gonna cross the line. Yeah it could be some ex-con who looks the part or it could be a Bill Gates type of even grandma. You just can't ever tell whats going on inside someones head. You know how that song goes "Smiling faces, smiling faces...sometimes...they don't tell the truth."
"Did you need transportation..?" I am a big fan of this mister. So polite and non judgemental. I get the feeling he has seen it all and all that's left is just the drive to do the right thing. And he knows the best way to do this is to always stay polite and friendly, even in the face of satire bordering on ridicule. This is how a cop should be in my opinion. With power comes responsibility, the responsibility to always be the better man. Or maybe he beats his wife, I don't know. I really don't think so but you can't really judge people from just a youtube video.
I've had a lot of stress in my life lately and health problems, literally crying everyday while trying to still take care of my responsibilities. The last couple hours I've been on a Conan binge and gut laughing the whole time. Something I haven't done in months. Thank you Conan!
Conan missed an opportunity at 3:27. That's the same guy from the first video, and I ask you.. what are the odds that this "civilian" just happens to show in 2 places that a robbery is going on? Obviously works with the robbers and so Conan's instinct to shoot him from the get go was spot on.
@ 2:08, He did not decock the gun, he just sent the slide forward by pressing on the slide-catch. The hammer was still up in a cocking position on single action.
Mitchell barry P226 Mk25 was the best handgun I’ve ever owned. And I can’t believe the officer messed up the verbiage when that hammer is clearly ready to go.
as is of course the tradition. the prince is now removing the princess's arm and.. yes, the prince is sticking the princess's arm up his ass, as is the tradition. what a wonderful day for canada.
It just occurred to me that the first guy he shot and the guy he shot in the bank robber scenario are the same guy. Conan seems to have a natural inclination to shoot him. I hope they never run into each other on the street!
I'm not sure I would want to live in the town where Conan was a Texas Deputy. I have a feeling I would get shot in the back by Conan when I'm about to enter the supermarket.
LOL that part where he shoots the guy in the back going into the bank then the guy coming out then the woman just standing there and then the innocent car just driving by . . . The most American thing I have seen
"You gotta eat the beans, wear the jeans, get in there with the guy!" I'm sooo surprised that Conan didn't throw something like: "Am I going to be in the Village People?"
Its astounding to me the number of people commenting who haven't a clue. This entire clip was meant to be comical, but since so many are treating it as otherwise.. An officer isn't trained to pull his firearm unless he determines a threat requires deadly force to stop. In most of those instances, a fellow officer would use physical force or a taser to subdue the suspect. Generally an officer is trained to use one level of force beyond the level of force that the suspect is using to neutralize the threat. (This does not mean they have to go through all of the lower levels first) It sickens me that so many people are so foolish and ignorant that they can blindly cast judgement upon law enforcement. Educate yourselves on a subject of debate before you arrive at a decision.
so what if I was looking real tense and for some odd reason the police shot at me because they thought that I was a threat, can you sue them for using excessive force or would they still have some level of immunity? just curious.
@@Goonjutsu Under that context with no other information, it very well could be excessive force. With body camera footage, any good lawyer should be successful in suing the city/county involved. Though situations are rarely crystal clear, typically there are other variables/factors at play when physical force is employed by either party.
I love how the Texan idea of an enemy is a hippie who knows incredibly advanced martial arts.
As a Texan, I can confirm this is the epitome of the hypothetical “criminal underbelly” in most rural towns
They have watched First Blood.
Y’all clearly ain’t been to Austin
@@gregg7233 Can confirm there are a bunch of martial artists that assault police officers in austin
Lifelong Houston, Texan here, and I agree, we have a lot of dirty hippies down here who in fact know martial arts.
I don't know which was funnier, when Conan was shooting everyone or when he just watched his partner get beat up by a kung-fu master.
Ikr I was dying in both of them it was so funny 😂
SPOILERS!
Man I choked up like a mad maan!!!
i couldnt shoot them either, they had some awesome moves man, i wanted to keep watching them beat her ass LMAO!
In the name of science, I would like to know about your profile picture! 😂😛
I have fallen victim to a Conan spree. Tell my family I loved them.
+LittleHampie89 Cold. but good timing though
Texan American Texas...
Texan American Texas...
Leper Stepper Texas
jbmp1390 thanks, I appreciate it
R. Kelly and P. Diddy being on that list is just so perfect
guy was a prophet
As a southerner, I love how the sheriff calls Conan "sir" at the end of every sentence.
Same, he was raised right
is it a cultural thing? (I'm not american)
David It is a cultural thing in the south
@@David-tq8ok Yeah if we didn't call people sir or ma'am, we got a switch to the back of our legs.
@@David-tq8ok It is also an Indian thing. In India, it is a habit to call another man "sir".
I totally lost it at the World Peace part
+곰돌이 Foxy lady you are
+Undead Merchant lol. How come?
Foxy indeed.
저두욤ㅎㅎ
곰돌이 저도ㅋㅋ
"I don't think there was anything left in the scene that you didn't shoot." IM CRYING
lmao
@The Real Gordon Ramsay "I'm crying" is a way of describing that you are laughing a lot. As in "I'm laughing so hard I'm crying"
@The Real Gordon Ramsay it's an expression, it means she is laughing so hard there are tears in her eyes
He was even shooting the car driving away too at the very end lol
I'm laughing when conan shot the surveillance from the back at the 1st scene 😭😂😂
LMAO! That list of *celebrities unpunished* was so true!
The fact you read it so fast or stopped the video to examine it is... AWESOME
it's funny cos it's true :) nick nolte is twice.
LightMusicK I died when I saw Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Keanu Reeves
am i a racist for ignoring everything and just focusing on finding O.J. Simpson? xD
Terraqus lollollollollollollollmmfao!!!! SAME!!!
Sheriff: *asks calmly* “was there anything wrong with your reaction? “ 😂😂
I keep coming back to this video just to hear the Sheriff say that and it makes me laugh everytime.
4:38 Is what gets me all the time. The sheriff coming into frame especially
4:31
The way he just stands back in awe and fear as he watches some dude in handcuffs absolutely destroy his partner is hilarious 💀
"I like to take out the trash before it stinks" My words to live by from now on.
Don't forget to eat the beans and wear the jeans though
Good god how could I
I agree with this statement
@@SlackerSince85 😂
Think he meant it as a joke
Man how does Conan catch all these small things like the World Peace words on the guys shirt, and he manages to act upon them? I'd say Conan is something of a comedic guru
GeronimoStilton I’m four years late, but the man graduated from Harvard and has an IQ of 160
@@epicdemicvids IQ of 160? I've read that but i highly doubt he ever took an IQ test. And if he did, there's usually a confidentiality agreement that would not allow them to name his score.
@@epicdemicvids but he is definitely one of the smarter talk show hosts
We are all tested in school. If under 18 yrs, you need your parents' permission to access the score. If over 18, they have to release the score to you. But we are all tested. Most people never think to ask, but it's easily available by asking.
@@fifiaames5935 Actually now that my brain is working, many IQ tests have an upper limit of 160 lmao. So no, he doesn't have an IQ of 160.
Conan is the funniest bastard alive
Wyxoor But as far as legitimate children go, he's like number five funniest alive.
Bennett Galef Just kidding.
Wyxoor The funniest GINGER*
God*
Totally agreed but don't call him bastard it's kinda disrespect...
the sheriff had perfect comedic timing
I'm here 2 years later to say the same thing. Dude was great
"I don't think there was anything left in the scene that you didn't shoot". That line with the Texas drawl was the best.
Eat the beans, wear the jeans.
and bust some spleens
lol, good one
Hyperfox eye. not that good...
Wear the beans, eat the jeans.
And smoke some green
I love how the "violent criminal" is just some hippie,
He starts being a violent criminal when he starts kicking the Officer in the face...
My point was that they used the image of a hippie as the violent criminal
Instead of going for a more thuggish look. It just seems weird seeing a hippie being violent.
*****
Thats part of the point though on those simulators, you never know whose gonna be the evil mfer thats gonna cross the line. Yeah it could be some ex-con who looks the part or it could be a Bill Gates type of even grandma. You just can't ever tell whats going on inside someones head. You know how that song goes "Smiling faces, smiling faces...sometimes...they don't tell the truth."
Damn dem dirty ninja hippies!
"Did you need transportation..?"
I am a big fan of this mister. So polite and non judgemental. I get the feeling he has seen it all and all that's left is just the drive to do the right thing. And he knows the best way to do this is to always stay polite and friendly, even in the face of satire bordering on ridicule.
This is how a cop should be in my opinion. With power comes responsibility, the responsibility to always be the better man.
Or maybe he beats his wife, I don't know. I really don't think so but you can't really judge people from just a youtube video.
nice
nice
cool
+Peter Timowreef cool cool cool
+Peter Timowreef you can judge anyone from anything to be fair... but it dont mean that judgement will be accurate
4:27 We got him folks. Not enough baby oil in the world to slip outta this one.
The fact that they showed the names of all the celebrities that got away with crime is just dope
P Diddy was there 😉
(shots 8 times at civilian back on simulator):
-Ok mr, here is your badge.
It's a show he would be a deputy no matter what
It's how they give out badges now.
I've had a lot of stress in my life lately and health problems, literally crying everyday while trying to still take care of my responsibilities. The last couple hours I've been on a Conan binge and gut laughing the whole time. Something I haven't done in months. Thank you Conan!
I hope you are doing better now!
im in the same situation here, so glad i can just go on RUclips on my phone to cheer myself up. love you conan 💙
You need a Ric Flair promo binge too :)
hope everything is better now
Laughter is the best medicine
"How many people in this town know Kung-Fu?"
he was admiring the dude 😂
It was a two for one deal
😂😂😂😂😂more than China got😂😂😂😂
Damn that Sheriff has a slick texan accent. Sounds great
That sherrif is great! He handles conan's silliness very well!
Conan missed an opportunity at 3:27. That's the same guy from the first video, and I ask you.. what are the odds that this "civilian" just happens to show in 2 places that a robbery is going on? Obviously works with the robbers and so Conan's instinct to shoot him from the get go was spot on.
I think Conan was just amazed by the guys karate skills
ok Jordan
"This man just whooped your partners, now he's fixin' to whoop you."
Anyone else on a Conan remote watching binge?
Yes.
Brandon Debruin My nightly ritual.
Yep! Can't stop!
No
This is my 30 remote going for another 30
The officers were covering their mouths trying so hard not to laugh I love it!
4:27 P.DIDDY is there 😂😂😂
Conan went full GTA on this one lol
Lol
That deputy outfit is actually really badass looking.
"Oh you want me to wait until he shoots at me? No thank you." I laughed very hard.
Diddy was on that list. Glad he finally got caught.😂😂😂
4:24 Bro, the fact that P Diddy is on that list from this 8 yr old video
"was anything wrong with your reaction?" I lost it at that point
4:30 i like how he's just letting his partner get their ass beat 😂😂😂
I like how he shot the car at 3:37.
Joe Lackey he sure did! They weren’t even part of the simulation... just an innocent car driving by and he shoots it!
Reminds me of my GTA days when I decide to go on rampages.
The Texan accent is just the best one worldwide.
Man, that Sheriff played along very nicely! What a nice guy.
Sometimes you know a joke is coming yet it still gets you every time
Finally the remotes are back!! One of the funniest things around today! Conan should just do a remote show!
Conan seems like the only celebrity that’s excited that he’s a celebrity
Ironically, in his podcast he never refers to himself as ‘famous’ or whatever. Just ‘known’. It seems he’s very humble outside of his skit-persona
P. Diddy is on the list hahaha
@ 2:08, He did not decock the gun, he just sent the slide forward by pressing on the slide-catch.
The hammer was still up in a cocking position on single action.
I've got a p226 myself, thought the same thing haha. Had to scroll to find some common ground!
Mitchell barry P226 Mk25 was the best handgun I’ve ever owned.
And I can’t believe the officer messed up the verbiage when that hammer is clearly ready to go.
I love these Conan remotes! Classic Conan.
"Does everybody in the town know kung fu?" Lol
4:27 omg p Diddy 😭😭
"I'm not gonna wait till he shoots me, i like to take out the trash before it starts to stink" Conan just represented every cop in the world
That's an ignorant generalization.
^^ dude thinks he’s being quirky and cool with his generalizations
Yay, you got 79 likes worldwide in two years. You're so edgy.
I think all training videos are made 30 years ago.
as is of course the tradition. the prince is now removing the princess's arm and.. yes, the prince is sticking the princess's arm up his ass, as is the tradition. what a wonderful day for canada.
SOUTH PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jason bloody dfqmzh%🅱iAh#*-$-hvwyyo🔡 🔢🅱
Conan is shooting like he lives in Florida.
Nah, he hit Texas right on the head with that. lol When we go down to Florida, those hunters are like marine snipers. Everything dies.
No one in FL shoots like that
Yep Stand Your Ground and all that...
I cannot stop watching these segments. A whole day has passed.
3:45 Sheriff: "Was anything wrong with your reaction?" HAHAHHAHA
Now, they have to remove P Diddy from the list of celebrities that got away with it. 😅
I love it when Conan has these outings, they're priceless LOL:'D
Pro tip wear a world peace t-shirt and learn round house kicking.
👊🏾💥, “Road House”.
Anyone notice he came out of the women's room? It's the little things I love about Conan.
Lol just noticed that at 5:08
Did anyone else notice that P Diddy is mentioned in the list of celebrities that got away with it?😂
This man. This man literally makes everything funny.
this aged well
It just occurred to me that the first guy he shot and the guy he shot in the bank robber scenario are the same guy. Conan seems to have a natural inclination to shoot him. I hope they never run into each other on the street!
+PatchouliMoonsong What's funny is Conan thought he looked insane for whatever reason. xD
At the end of the vid Conan reminds me a bit of Woody from Toy Story. Mainly cause he's tall and lanky and has a sharp defined nose.
I was thinking the same thing!!
Michael Lena absolutely "nailed it"
5:07 - I don't know how many times I've seen this clip but it was only until now I noticed he stepped out of the women's restroom 🤣
4:27, there you go, Puff Diddy
Anyone here in 2024 after Diddy’s arrest? Buddy finally got caught😂😂😂
wtf, did texas criminal all do kung fu ???
" I like to take out the trash, before it stinks " . He has a point lol .
4:25 LMAO He got P Diddy on there. Aged like a fine wine. We should have listened to Conan.
P Diddy being that guy that list of celebrities that got away with is so comical in current media lol.
LOVE all the past content coming out during COVID - thanks! Keeping me grounded - and - laughing - so important.
This guy is hilarious! I can't ever get enough of his videos!
I'm not sure I would want to live in the town where Conan was a Texas Deputy. I have a feeling I would get shot in the back by Conan when I'm about to enter the supermarket.
And there would be men running around in the Women's room. NOONE WOULD BE SAFE.
Well, guess we can cross P-Diddy off that list now.
P.Diddy name was on the list of celebrities that didn’t pay for their crime. Crazy Conan mentions it and here we are
4:36 Conan thinks he's watching an action movie XD
I had NO IDEA how hilarious was until I watched 1 of his video..... and then 417 more of his videos
Conan looks like he probably could've been a deputy. lol
P.diddy being on “the list of celebrities that got away with it” aged like crazy
Conan is the only TV host that makes me want to watch actual TV, he's actually entertaining
World peace on his T-Shirt huh that made my day
Conan Steps Into Both Giant Themed Texan Boots.
*An Uproar of Crowd Approval Ensues.
my uncle saw him and took a picture with him i was wondering what conan was doing in texas lol
LOL that part where he shoots the guy in the back going into the bank then the guy coming out then the woman just standing there and then the innocent car just driving by . . . The most American thing I have seen
2018 here.. i just made a really a very long marathon of these remotes.. i cant stop !! HELP
"You gotta eat the beans, wear the jeans, get in there with the guy!"
I'm sooo surprised that Conan didn't throw something like: "Am I going to be in the Village People?"
When you're in Texas look behind you because thats where Conan is going to be...
I love the walking trope of the unbothered old sheriff.
Conan stealing a wheelchair probably explains what John Mulaney saw.
can you explain, would love to know this reference 😂
Madihah Zulkifli John mulaney found a wheelchair I New York once and it was empty.
LoL@Sheriff's body language, reaction and response 🤣🤣🤣🤣@3:39-3:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Conan shoots first, asks questions later. He'd be a great cop!
You can take Diddy off the list lmao
4:27 P diddy lmao
5:01 Conan just walked out of the women's bathroom 😂
@2:41 😂😂😂😭 almost fell out my chair
"Celebrities that got away with it and go." Need to scratch R.Kelly off that list lol
Its astounding to me the number of people commenting who haven't a clue.
This entire clip was meant to be comical, but since so many are treating it as otherwise..
An officer isn't trained to pull his firearm unless he determines a threat requires deadly force to stop.
In most of those instances, a fellow officer would use physical force or a taser to subdue the suspect.
Generally an officer is trained to use one level of force beyond the level of force that the suspect is using to neutralize the threat. (This does not mean they have to go through all of the lower levels first)
It sickens me that so many people are so foolish and ignorant that they can blindly cast judgement upon law enforcement. Educate yourselves on a subject of debate before you arrive at a decision.
Its safe to say this is the only rational comment in the entire comments section.
so what if I was looking real tense and for some odd reason the police shot at me because they thought that I was a threat, can you sue them for using excessive force or would they still have some level of immunity? just curious.
@@Goonjutsu Under that context with no other information, it very well could be excessive force. With body camera footage, any good lawyer should be successful in suing the city/county involved. Though situations are rarely crystal clear, typically there are other variables/factors at play when physical force is employed by either party.
MORE CONAN VISITS PLEASEE
4:06 "I like to take out the trash before it starts to stink."
🤣👏
they got P.Diddy even back then lmao
3:28 oh man I am dying, my abs hurt!
Mine 2 m8 Here in Holland we love Conan
Me too. I had to watch that part two more times lmbo