If College Sports Were Honest - Honest Ads (NCAA, March Madness, College Basketball)
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00:00 FACTOR AD
01:13 NCAA Intro
01:57 Commissioner Roger Horton
02:34 Famous Student Caleb Williams
05:03 AJ Gatorade
07:14 Dr. Popper 
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I'll only buy this if you make an honest ad about your sponsor.
If you're going to sell out, at least sell out to a reputable corporate behemoth, and not some fly-by-night, rinky-dink, mini-me!
Your superficial treatment of this topic omits/covers up more of the problems than it actually addresses.
You managed to make an entire video about college sports without once noting the obvious fact that they subsidize professional sports by serving as a publically-funded "feeder" organization whereby the professionals don't have to be bothered with developing talent. Of course, this is most obvious in the big money sports of basketball and football - the latter inextricably linked to the Cold War.
Perhaps this lack of insight can be ascribed to the fact that you spent as much time (or more?) writing inane dialog for an advertisement that < 5% of your viewers are ever likely to "take advantage of."
Maybe sticking to a single lane would be a better option.
no lmao. this entire page is basically about calling the audience stupid rubes for buying anything and yall have the nerve to serve ads? nah im so good on this scam
Roger, how could you betray us?
There’s something so unnatural about an ad in an honest ads video.
Yep. Kinda kills it
He needs to put the sponsorship first so you can see what an honest ad really looks like later
I’ll getting terrible ads by Google and Airbnb, looks like all the talented ad writers and producers were fired during layoffs
Oh lol the ad. Sent before seeing it
Gotta get the money
Even Honest Ads can't get me to buy "Upscale" frozen dinners
$20 a dinner too, nope . EBT works.
Agree. Nobody can convince me to buy those damn things.
" I never go anywhere without my Factor Meals." (*wink*)
Oh, for FUCK'S sake...
What if they accepted EBT like corner stores liquor stores and fast food like 7-11 and wing stop…? @@dlinkster
This isn’t even satire anymore, it’s truly ironic art
Imagine making a channel dedicated to mocking corporate corruption while trying to convince me a glorified TV dinner that's been sitting in a hot mail van for up to a week that costs more than going to the store is in any way good deal.
(Honest Ad with a Skippable ad knowing they made money) > (No Honest Ads content)
@@swizzlyswallows8250 Dude, my issue isn't taking ads at all, it's what they're advertising.
If it's a good quality product then that's fine. When it's a product full of problems comparable to the topic being mocked in the episode, it strikes a bit hypocritical.
@@PlebNCShouldn't you be happy they're taking money from an awful company then, especially if you don't agree with them? They take money from awful people, smart people don't bother with it, Honest Ads comes out on top with more money from awful people, and you don't have to buy into anything you don't want.
@@-thechocoholic-7604 Except the point of an ad is to generate more income from people signing up than the sponsor money they give to a RUclipsr sock puppet, and based on how prolific such advertisers are it clearly pays off very. The issue isn't if I buy the advertised product, it's that some stupider sucker will there's more suckers than smarter people.
@@PlebNCLook into my eyes 😵💫😵💫 look into my eyes 😵💫😵💫😵💫 these are good products 😵💫😵💫👍🏻👍🏻😵💫😵💫 you must buy these products 😵💫😵💫😵💫
The fact that the coaches are getting paid millions of dollars, college admin is bloated with money and yet they made tuition unafordable to the middle class is a bigger scandal.
As Roger would put it: You peons (me included) shouldn't be trying to improve your circumstances. That's why it's expensive. That's also why the debt is one of the few kinds that's non-dischargable in bankruptcy. And if that's not enough, we'll say it will turn you into a liberal.
Colleges should start minor leagues for jocks.
You realize the cost when up when the government handed out money for student loans with no strings attached, right?
@@bondobilly9369 they were lied to and there were many strings attached, wall street and the enablers in the GQP are to blame for these f**ked up loans,students may make every pmt for 10 years and still pay off only a small portion of the loan as the banks have found a way to make every pmt 95% interest !! instead of offering excuses President Biden is acting, trying to correct an injustice,, any one with a problem with this needs to remove their self righteous head from their sphincter !
Tru dat, since 1980 Tuition is up 956% more than inflation
idk about this sponsorship
maybe they tricked the company into sponsoring them knowing that no veiwer of this channel would buy it
That was.....new.... Brave to have a channel that shits on things, sponsore your thing.
@@OutsideTheTargetDemographic At least the food didn't look doctored like in other adds.
They wanted money. It's not deep. They're hypocrites.
@@whatisahandle_69I don’t see a patron to support them? Sooo how the hell are they getting payed then?
Was super weird having an Honest Ad start out with a dishonest ad. I figured they'd at least be like: "Here at Honest Ads, we like to get paid for our work, and sometimes people pay us to read a script. So here's a list of contractually-required talking points from our sponsor."
Was really weird having an Honest Ad start out with a dishonest ad. I figured they'd at least be like: "Here at Honest Ads, we like to get paid for our work, and sometimes people pay us to read a script. So here's a list of contractually-required talking points from our sponsor."
This, had they started with this line, I would have found the ad section hilarious.
Just wait till Honest Ads finds out that those glorified frozen dinners are no healthier than the $2 Banquet "meals" from Walmart.
Looks like this weeks youtube sponder is factor from all the channels I watch. Hey those tv dinners used to be $1 before covid :)
Lol WHAT?
55% off!
@@Jb305903 Correct. I used to buy them till I looked up how they're made.
Umm.. I dont buy them but they are certainly healthier than Banquet. Banquet is the bottom of the barrel, full of additives and preservatives. There is plenty of healthy frozen options. They are expensive, but they do exist.
oooohhhh noooooo. lmao Honest Ads sold out to frozen dinners.😂
Everybody has a price.
Truly. Sellouts.
Bruh, I think they sold out because they realized no one here would actually buy what's being advertised.
@@joeblow9657 😆
Mr. "I'm too good to ever stoop down to making frozen dinners" Ramsey has a line of frozen meals now. Just like the food at his restaurants tastes microwaved already
"It's a Necco wafer, now fuck off," is how any paycheck under a living wage should be signed by the employer!
I think he means "cat treat" if you translate the first word from japanese.
If you want a “living wage” you need skills. Flipping a burger is something a monkey can easily be trained to do.
channeling Logan Roy. Love it.
@@matthew8153Lol, lmao. Okay boomer
@@jddj6747
Nothing boomer about me. I worked at Wendy’s as a teenager and as soon as I graduated I started in a call center doing tech support for DSL while I got my accounting degree and lived with my parents.
Quite a twist at the beginning... was not expecting that. Soon there would be an honest ad on sponsor ads. 😂
No way tegridy not for sale!! (Meet me out back in 5 minutes…)
I can see it now: If Honest Ads Were Meta
Technically, they've already done a couple of those but only on companies that aren't sponsoring Honest Ads.
I would love that tbh 😂 would trip my brain up a bit, like a dream in a dream
Hi I'm Roger: Have you learned literally none of the "soft skills" required to survive as a human because the idea of getting a box of groceries with a set of assembly instructions like "Hell No Fresh" is too daunting? Then you need Factor, glorified frozen TV dinners with a 250% mark up in price and a subscription fee. 😂😅
Lame on so many levels
@@Dzztzt oh stop it Drew 🤣
Same company.
I can't wait for "If frozen TV dinner ads were honest" video.
The corruption that sportsball brings to education is sickening.
It's really the broadcasters that have corrupted everything
Can’t wait for the future video on “if factor was honest”
There's so many of those "order through the mail ready to heat up meals" companies popping up that I'm surprised there isn't one already.
South Park has already told us the truth about sla... *young athletes*
“Oh hoho, estu dent athuhletes…”
Oh, poor slaves. They get a free education while the rest of us "free serfs" are paying intierest on 6 figures' debt for life. Where do I sign up for some of htis "exploitation"?
Screw you seh, I'm a-goin home
@@marcsequenceSeriously though, how do you get away with not paying your slaves?
The same everything else gets done in this country:..lobbying…
But extra seriously for me it was djing for free because “hEy tHiNk of tHe ExPoSuRe, & chicks!”
They were purely hypothetical but I really wanted to dj especially with more than just me watching me listening reacting to my music choice, we all gotta start somewhere and make that mistake but your guess is as good as mine, as to why to continue or jump ship? Taking advantage of artists/performers inherently good nature desire to perform and create? 🤷♂ @@infidel42
You work for 40yrs to have $1M in your retirement, meanwhile some people are putting just $10K in a meme coin from just few months ago and now they are multimillionaires.❤
I always wanted to trade crypto for a long time but the volatility in the price has been very confusing to me although I have watched many RUclips videos about it but still find it difficult to understand.
It makes sense that BTC and crypto are of helping to regulate, rather than pretend it won't ever happen.
The big institutions getting In is the catalyst that will laugh us made they grow used to it becomes a nonissue usually because of their fears never materialize.
And benefits they were unaware of before turn out to be more beneficial
Trading is easy, but trading the right coin without a time-tested strategy is incredibly hard.
My advice, never do shorts or longs on stocks or #crypto
most people went bankrupt better buying in parts monthly
I've been in touch with a financial advisor ever since I got into the market. Knowing today's culture The challenge is knowing when to purchase or sell when investing in trending stocks, which is pretty simple. On my portfolio, which has grown over overboard and been making about $1 500 bi-weekly, What I'm trying to say is the 5% of traders in the world that are consistently profitable are very reserved, they are just random/lowkey people no one even expects. My account manager chooses entry and exit orders
Can't wait for the BetterHelp opening!
They already did a parody of Better Help, only about a month ago.
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Yes, but what if they did one that was legit, like this Factor ad?
@@Nurichiriif their idea was to get me to click "don't recommend channel" they succeeded.
@@Dzztztyou didn't have to watch the ad 😂 there's this cool feature in RUclips where you can jump ahead. I would rather have them make more money and make good content, Then stop making content because of money.
Wow the ad plug really takes the “magic” out of Honest Ads… 😂
I didn't actually get past it. Goodbye, Roger...
Did I just watch an advertisement in an advertisement?
Yes. We’ve been robbed.
That's ... 16 advertisements!
Putting mail ordered food in it's place where it belongs... "IN THE GARBAGE"
I like hello fresh... I mean yah down with the corporations 🔥💯
Roger sold out lol 😂
OMG! Two 15 sec commercials, a Roger embedded minute long commercial, and then halfway through, another two more 15 second commercials? Guess I’ll be going back to broadcast television again.
You do realize it is youtube that embeds the actual commercials? Then again, I have to take your word as I don't see any because I use Brave's browser.
Or just get yourself a better ad blocker.
Adblock and SponsorBlock go brrr
Yeah the ads have gotten bad recently. Like every time I start a video, sometimes even if I was in the middle of it and accidentally hit a button, click back ads again. Then the sponsorships. At least they make them funny. I hate when they try to work it into the video like its natural
RUclipsr: talking about something totally unrelated to the product and suddenly is trying to work VPNs or mattresses naturally into a video about the recent Willy Wonka thing or a video about old 90s movies or something
Or buy premium. I just scrubbed past the sponsor ad
Ryan Trahan was told he couldn’t make RUclips videos and run his water bottle business (Neptune) while being a track star at Texas A&M. The NCAA really does not want their athletes to make any money.
I and my 6 figure college debt are very "ensaddened" for Mr. Trahan. Where do I go to exchange my student debt for some "exploitation" please?
WTF!? I've heard of Ryan Trahan, but only because I see his videos on the Trending tab all the time (but NONE of those videos ever looked like they were worth watching). I had no idea he was an athlete or a college student or a water bottle business owner, lol.
At first I thought I clicked on the wrong video with that factor add at the beginning.
Next episode
If You Tube sponsors were honest.
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- Rodge-ter: the subscription ready meal delivery service that sends glorified TV dinners that have sat in an unrefrigerated mail van for up to a week, dressed up with buzzword fluff like "restaurant quality" as if there aren't 1 star restaurants too, all to cost more than just going to the store on the way home from work or just cooking yourself because most things can be cooked on a baking tray or boiling it in water.
- Rodgey Supps: The energy "supplement" that's literally just dehydrated energy drink powder and unambiguously a tax dodge now that governments are catching on to energy drink companies targeting children so by removing the water it's no longer technically a drink, all while offloading responsibility for consumption by making the consumer portion out the powder for their drink like it's a good idea to hand a coke addict a kilo of coke and expect them not to overdose. But hey, if you buy a case of our new flavour Buttcrack Blast, which our sockpuppet of the day assures you is their favourite trust me bro, you'll get a glorified cheap sports bottle with anime tittie on the side.
Yeah! I *DO* deserve 50% off something I'd never buy otherwise!
I got 100% off
"legislation mostly" as a reason the NCAA changed had me chuckling.
Why doesn't "Honest Ads" talk about the money wasted on these boxed meals and the waste created by all of the packaging?
I feel dirty having had to watch an actual ad before this.
Poor AJ, couldn't even afford a Factor meal to go with his cup of water.
Really makes you stop and think, "What if money happened to me?"
Necco wafers for you, billions for me, sounds like the NCAA.
Factor Meal ad in Honest Ads?
Booo
The irony of a disingenuous ad on a channel about honest portrayals of ads.
Go Chimeras!
There ought to be some Chimera merch.
I was thinking the same thing. Got to better than the “Commamders” or “Guardians”. 😂
Lol I love the sponsorship. They're making fun of them without being so obvious they deny the ad. Like Some More News
Who puts ads on "Honest Ads"? That is messed up...
dude yes! if youtube ads were honest!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably run by the same people as Kotaku. They just shutting out voices subtly that might question corporate control.
If the Olympics were Honest, would make a good future Honest Ads too.
I graduated from the University of Idaho, our football team would always lose to Boise State University (BSU) before BSU upcgraded division. It was absurd how emotional my fellow Vandals were when we lost to BSU as expected. I thought, "it's just a game, what's matter with these people."
Encouraged tribalism.
Roger pushing frozen tv dinners erodes his character
It still hits me hard that the football coach at my old college, the University of New Hampshire, earns the highest salary in the US twice that of Horton. And so much funding goes to sports while buildings are falling apart and department are cut. I feel bad for anyone swindled to UNH like me.
I'll totally buy these meals! I'll buy even more of them if you guys do an Honest Ads regarding the meal kit industry and how their subscriptions generally translate to around $11 per serving on average, making them more expensive than most restaurants! Oh, and their lack of recyclable packaging and increased production of cold packs having a notable impact on the environment! Wait, can't forget how they've funded studies full of bunk and hokum to try and claim they are less wasteful than buying from a grocery store every week!
That'll definitely get me to buy more of those meals!
Yes. Thank you. They all suck and I've never even tried them. Hoping they come out with a cricket dinner meal kit soon though. I'd get those.
There is no escape from ads
That neco wafer line is how I feel every time I get my paycheck
50% off sounds like I'll be riding the porcelain throne later - like a king!
I'm fine with Cracked making money from ad breaks. The Factor ads could even be one of the ad breaks. But I don't think a franchise that criticizes greed should be doing their own ads. It sullies Roger's reputation as speaking truth to power.
Years ago Cracked had some of the best articles - and comment sections - anywhere. Who remembers "What it's like to be on a reality TV show / homeless for a year / locked up in psych ward"? Today it's almost all lists and trivia pirated from other websites. And now Roger has sold out.
All my best, Dog-loving Jim and Eric the Jew Bear, wherever you are.
FOOTSKETBALL, OMG I have been looking for a word to capture all that crap ppl enjoy for years!
wait, it was a word already, plenty google results, smh
What about baseball?
Sportsball is the word I’ve used but Footsketball is better.
a small update on my initial wording: it is ok for people to enjoy anything they dig. i meant the waves of craziness around major events.
Seen his daughter? Try not winking. Seriously... She's a Horton.. too charming not to wink at!
Link?
"...Christ on a bike!"
I'm dead... dead!
I thought he said "mike"?
I'm dying about the Necco wafer 😂
Roger your a national treasure keep it up 😃
Dude, at 3:12.
She really sells the surprise with her smile lol. "what is this". Freaking fantastic lol.
The Chimera and Salem reference is on point, the Ethereal Rodger Horton knows what's going on behind the scenes of the Realm!
“student ath-o-letes”
"I'd be willing to offer you $40 for 2 of the white ones, and $50 for the blacks!"
Accepting sponsorship.
The logical thing to do. I'll continue watching. Thanks for the fantastic content over the years.
If anyone deserves to be an immortal vampire, it's Roger!😅
Will their next video be "If Honest Ads Were Honest"?
👀
Schools are sports corporations who hand out education classes as a side hustle
If prepared meals ads were honest…
You're a strong man to take all that money on and tell us how it is Roger. Respect!
From inception to Ad-ception 😁Italians in the 60s had proved with the show "Carosello" that people actually queued up to watch ads as long as they were entertaining. Nice to see the concept hasn't died out.
$200k/yr for commissioner: Ok that seems reasonable, where's the catch? Stock options as usual?
Commisioner is also a $10mil/yr coach: Ah, there's the rub. How's that not a conflict of interest?
00:24 That trip over the cable on the way to set sold the authenticity and the honesty of the ad 😂😂😂
That's everyday in production
Ah the beautiful irony of a sponsored ad in an Honest Ads video.
Free wellness shots? The CDC tried that, I'm still not buying it
Roger hocking a product before an honest ad? Well I for one am disillusioned.😕
"and whatever the hell cricket is"
Stay classy, Roger! 🇦🇺
where can i buy that HAT that says "sports" lol
I’ve never seen more OSHA violations crammed into a single week than when I was working at the Alamodome in 2018, setting up for the Final Four.
The NCAA supervisor wrote down the names of anyone who raised concerns and told the contractor (Labor on Demand) not to bring us back the next day. One of my coworkers almost died when someone who should not have been operating a forklift almost crushed him in the bleachers.
Here in the Philippines, some of our UAAP student-athletes make more money than their professors and deans.
Playing what sport?
@@MikeBNumba6 Basketball
Just wait until he does an honest ad for "if youtubers were honest about their ad sponsors."
Your best work yet. Bravo sir
Do honest ad for Factor, once their agreement with you expires. :D
On an 8.13 minute vid we get a 1.13 min ad….. thats besides the youtube ads… and if you were to pay for ad free tube, you still get these…. FFS
I feel like I'm supposed to ignore the real ad at the beginning because that's what the real Rodger would want.
So they are actually advertising a company they would normally be ripping to shreds, oh how the mighty have fallen.😢
Go Chimeras!!! LOLOL
Yup, lets pay $20 a meal for loads of preservatives and high sodium.....
Can't have a frozen prepped meal without it that's meant to store
My local grocery store has pre-made meals. No shipping
I'm looking forward to the "If ads for [frozen delivery meals brand] were honest". Seriously, really a distraction from the expected content.
Honest ads has finally gone full meta. If honest ads were honest it’s be like a snake eating its own tail OR a man eating his own a**. It’s all relative
Jeezus Rodger. just discovered ya. The realtor, jobs, cruise ships toninght alone . You are an absolute riot... I laughed, I cried. Were you a comedy, writer when you were younger or what. You should run for president dude. We need the raw honesty for a change......OMG 5 min since I typed that and..."what made us realize that? Legislation mostly" you guys are killing me. I am gonna send this site to everyone I know with a sense of humor that's survived what you all spotlight...if I couldn't laugh I'd cry... TY soooo much.
There is a certain irony in how RUclips provides an unprecedented access to instructions on affordable and healthy cooking while also constantly blasting you with ads trying to convince you to pay double for you food through pre-portioned meal services.
I can listen to this guy talk about literally anything 😂
I thought the factor thing was another joke
it’s not 💀
I can't get over your youtube subscription tiers.
"Horton-lite"
"Horton-heavy"
"Horton Premium"
ROGER: I'm allergic to money
ME: But not with digital money and credits
“I’m allergic to money. It makes me sneeze and cough. *fake sneeze and cough*”
🤣🤣💀
Honest Ads: We're Honest, So Long As You're Not Paying Us.
Into the garbage you go, next to your frozen tv dinners.
I can't wait until Honest Ads drops their sponsor and does an actual video on these terrible meals.
That would take us paying money and well…
oh the irony of this video! 🤣🤣
0:32 The honesty isn’t the issue to me, it’s that I end up thinking this is a parody of how other stuff starts and assuming the product isn’t real and is a parody of something shitty😂
Wow. So even Honest Ads can be bought. That's depressing.
Woooo! SPORTS!!
when i hear 50% + free drinks for life is, damn, they must have a humongous .. markup
love the honest and critical he is. straight shooter. love it.
I love what you've done with your ads. Seriously. GG!
"Good game"?
Holy crap! I just saw the WVU Coliseum in an Honest Ad! Lets Go!!!
I was waiting for a "What if meal prep companies were honest?" video. I wasn't expecting this lol.
last time clicking on these videos
We got on an actual ad in our critique of ads.
Are they serious?
its not even accurate. NIL money has been going on for years 🤔