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Trump for PRISON 2024!!!!
@@davea6314 Why tho? What has he done to go to prison lol
@@davea6314How's the BIDEN ERA been goin' for ya?
@@davea6314 lmao rampant TDS
I’m voting for Roger because I’m a Rogercrat and my father was a Rogercrat and his father was a Rogercrat all the way back to when Rogercracy was originally created. We have a Rogercratic blood pumping through our veins in my household. Roger for Dictato… I mean President!
You deserve a Gold Star.
Roger Star!
OH you Mean back when they Rogercrats we're still Truly evil...
"RogerCrat" HAHAHAHA!!!!
Dictatorship of the Rogeoisie.
". . .before my mortal form leaves this plane of existence"
Do NOT jinx yourself there, Rodger. We aim to have you around for a long piece of time, yet
piece of time? do you even English lad
@@MegaBYSON do you have RUclips but no Google???
People are so quick to try and point out 'mistakes'.. 🤦♂️
Simple Google search could have spared you the embarrassment
sometimes the intentional are mistakes
sometimes the "mistakes" are an observer error
sometimes things are so little that it's not worth talking about them
but not here on the internet
It's all fun and games until I legit write "Roger Horton" on the write in and so does half the country.
Would love to see how that plays out, tbh
@@SugarandSarcasm There is a high chance of no candidates winning this year since there is a popular third party candite. I will be interesting to watch if it was not the future of such a prominent nation.
Honestly I would legit vote Roger for president over our current terrible choices. Would he accept it if we wrote it in and he won though?
@@swa5026 because of how the electoral college works in 48 of the 50 states RFK probably wont get any electoral votes since he is polling at about 12% nationwide. and even in nebraska and maine the districts likely dont have higher percentages of people who will vote rfk (if he makes it on the ballot in every state) also if no candidate gets the majority theres a special thing that happens (like the election of 1824)
@@corbinray7597 Do they duke it out in OT? Cage match- 3 candidates enter, only one leaves!
A vote for Roger is a vote for honesty!
I knew I could count on you
Glump ain't got a thing on my man, Rog!
He's got you fooled. You feel right in his trap.
I will never vote for him, he disrespected rice pudding!
It honestly is.
"Horton 4 President
The least bad choice."
Had me rolling.
You have my vote Roger. At least you can be trusted to tell the truth.
That's how Australia 🇦🇺 votes.
Mandatory voting for all adult citizens.
Rage protest voting can be cathartic
@@TheKrispyfort In our case, the whole thing is a sham. It's basically which filthy rich guy do you want ruling over you? By the way, a little girl did some research and found out all the presidents except one are related. Legally, if you can find the 5 minute 30 facts about America, America is still a British colony and it is controlled by the Pope. We can prove that in the law books. So I would not want to waste my time voting.
@@TheKrispyfort But does it actually improve anything?
@@TheKrispyfort What percentage are protest votes? Do third parties ever fare well in this system? I'm guessing not bc I've heard how fucked Australia is from Australians lol. But just curious.
What I've learned from this: Roger ages 1 year for every 9-12 years on earth.
one weekend in 2002 they hammered out 1,280 videos, and they will be slowly released for the next 34 years.
Hopefully by then AI will be fully ironed‑out and able to completely dupe us all into believing the 1,281st video is real too.
@@davidh4374 🤣
Got a political ad before the video started. Ironic.
Me too😂....I'm in an important swing state so I just unplug my phone until I need to use it. Otherwise it is constant political ads calls and polls.
Same
Not ironic, they know to put related ads in front if things
I got an absolutely disgusting Trump ad. I live in California.
@@alexanderwood5999 I live in NY, I got a Trump one too.
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.” George Carlin
I’m pretty sure Rambo had it right “ presidents are selected not elected”
Your vote is nothing
Especially last time
It's just a recommendation for your representative
Need a full hour long 'If America was honest'
You think 1hr would be long enough?
The revolutionary war was a lie. The British didn't leave until much later. Legally, America is still a British colony and is controlled by the Pope. July 4 is the day of creation in Egypt from 14,000 BC. It used to be called Amaruca, land of the serpent. It's controlled by the central banks that ruin our lives. Andrew Jackson kicked them out for 70 some years, but they came and established the federal reserve, and 100 years of inflation later, we are being replaced.
More like 30 seasons at least to account for everything lol
Save. Money run it on a loop
I’d actually like it if they did one for each country
honestly, I think Roger would do a better job than whatever is on the ballot nowadays 😂
Vote 4 Horton
That's easy. I'll vote for whoever promises to leave small farm alone and not take meat off the menu. Or perhaps I should say, whichever one doesn't put humans on the menu.
@@EsotericBibleSecrets I mean, generally that would be voting for two opposing parties
Last election I wrote in Dark Vader. It would more funny if a villain in movie 🎬 own presidency.
Even if Roger does worse he'll at least be honest about it. You can know that.
I'd definitely vote for Roger from the honest Rogercratic Party👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. I agree with him (on whatever he decides he stands for), except for rice pudding. That's delicious!
(Btw, loved the "old photos"! Brilliantly done 👏🏼)
VOTE HORTON
Zombie Reagan or leather face would be my choice🤟🤡
@@shockcat5988 We already has 2 terms of Zombie Reagan, time to give some other zombies a chance.
Don't you mean the young photos? The old young photos? Or is it the young old photos?
@@Honest_Ads all hail Horton
I would love to see “If Record Labels were honest”
I’m not a Republican. I’m not a D either. Virtually all politicians disgust me with their corrupt dealings, back door deals, big spending, war mongering, and freedom-denying ways, and fiscally there isn’t a dime’s worth of difference between the two major parties. Career politicians who effectively cannot be primaried out due to how the parties work at the state level, denying grassroots candidates party support and massive spending support for incumbents, is the worst thing in politics, in my opinion. Most people don’t even know how that works behind the scenes, blindly supporting one party or another. If anything leads to our downfall, this will be what does it, again, in my opinion. Two words…. term limits! (For Congress and the Supreme Court). Enough said.
It's basically which filthy rich guy do you want ruling over you? By the way, a little girl did some research and found out all the presidents except one are related. Legally, if you can find the 5 minute 30 facts about America, America is still a British colony and it is controlled by the Pope. We can prove that in the law books.
I know it sounds radical but the supreme court should be elected.
@@EsotericBibleSecrets Presidents go back to 1789, oldest was born in 1732, I'd say me and you are likely related if you go back that far, there isn't some "crazy dynasty" it's just how genealogy works. Heck, my granduncle married his fourth cousin unknowingly, then again, I grew up in a rather tiny town.
@markritacco270 your bothsiderism is extremely short sighted.,, this may of been true before the rethugs went full fascist and now exist to support billionaire/corporations/fossil fuel industry/big pharma/health care profiteers etc etc,, 70 of 80 top corporations paid zero in taxes thanks to GQP,, 2/3 OF OUR DEFICIT IS DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH !! its really not difficult for any one that gives a damn to learn any of this !! 11 of our 12 recessions started under repub leader ship ! President Biden created more jobs than last 10 rethuglicans combined !! i could go on and on,,, please try educating yourself on hoe every law ever passed to help average americans was passed by democrats,, social security, medicare, ACA, CHIPS ACT,, INFLATION REDUCTION ACT which includes law allowing medicare to negotiate better drug prices,, infrastructure act,,,all while GQP is stopping funding to ukraine and supporting RUSSIA,,, how high do you think our inflation will be if russia wins in ukraine and goes for poland as vladi has said he will !! GQP actions have consequences !! stiv bator said '' open your eyes to the truth in front of you '' !!
@@quinsutton7097let them fight it out
The ‘Citizens United’ decision was the Supreme Court telling the nation… “Hey! We can be bought too”
we can all be bought.
@@Honest_Ads money isn’t everyone’s main motivation
@@user-po8vd3dy1q It doesn't have to be.
@@Honest_Adsso what’s your price?
The voter apathy at 1:39 is too real.
I'd have to care to become apathetic about the Presidential race. I'm not voting for either.
Honestly I’d vote for Roger some honesty in politics is nice and it’s so nice he is only 80 years old, true youngster with at least 2 years of mental competency left.
I'd trust Roger for three, even FOUR terms!
We're on Bush jr's 5th term. Go big govt spending, wars and elimination of citizen rights, go!
Not unheard of, we really did vote in FDR four times straight until he croaked
@@doujinflipFDR was 3 terms, not 4. Because of him, term limits on Presidents are now a thing.
FDR _completed_ three terms and got elected to serve a fourth. He then died in office.
Australian "candidates" have a set amount of money to spend for their campaign which they must spend wisely, as there's no more to go around. There are multiple parties to choose from, and advertising ceases a week before election day. There are multiple polling booths per suburb open 7 days a week a month before election day, and all ballots are paper ballots counted individually. There is no party registration for voters, just voting registration. We are able to vote for whomever we please for several candidates across multiple parties as this allows a greater cross-section of parties representatives in parliament.
sounds great, but there are only about 100 of you Aussies - there's 330 million Yanks over here, good luck with that, lol
@@mudman619 More people makes for more volunteers and more money to go around. It can be absolutely be done in such a patriotic country in the name of democracy. It just won't because that's what big government doesn't allow for.
It's not me over here who needs the luck.
I left the US a while ago, and let me tell you, you really don't know how bad things are until you step outside and look in.
Sounds lovely. Here we just have one party pretending to fight with itself and whoever bribes the most wins.
Honestly? If it wasn’t for the hole in the ozone layer being above Australia and skin cancer rates being so high, I would 100% move there.
@@RabbidTribble The hole in the ozone has practically closed a long time ago. Put on a hat and some sunscreen and move yourself here!
Hyperbole and cynicism in politics was so much more funny when it wasn't likely that tomorrow it could be the new policy.
What do you mean, "tomorrow"?
Yeah, I prefer the good old days when the biggest outrage was president Clinton having affairs in the office. Being the president nowadays is literally a contest to see if you can be more evil then the last guy.
@@rodh1404 as in - any day soon
@@whalercumming9911 I was thinking it was already here.
Unironically "Roger for President" slaps harder than the two clowns we currently have
As a Canadian the only real difference is our candidates are reasonably aged…😅
I can't believe that a country that voted for Trudeau is actually bragging about age
That's because as a Canadian you get to enjoy City Democracy where the entirety of rule of law in Canada is determined by the three cities a large percentage of the population lives in (at least one of whom is always complaining of unfairness when the other two cities don't agree with them, and one that is always trying to secede but never will because they'd lose all their Charter privileges they bribed the British government so much money to get hundreds of years ago)!
Bask in the glory of First Past The Post where we laugh at Americans that whine that the Electoral College gives disproportionate representation to low population areas, as we've somehow wound up with a system that manages to give disproportionate representation to overpopulated areas that don't even need it!
This makes it really easy for a group of old money elites called the Laurentians to basically dictate who runs the country, because they know what at least two of the 3 cities want and are very good at manipulating parties into putting their people in, since 90% of the population doesn't pay party member fees and therefore end up voting for Red Team or Blue Team, regardless of who is actually nominated or what they believe in. Or Yellow Team, if you're a Communist or Communist-In-Denial. And we have Light Blue Team who only exist in one province and who basically exist to harass the Federal government because they mathematically cannot form government. Really, glorified Provincial parties have no business in the HoC but that doesn't stop a certain province from wasting our money on them.
But whatever you do, don't vote Purple Team. Or else.
As much as he sucks he at least always seems to know where he’s, which is something neither major party can say.
At least Justin's cute. We got two ugmos running here!😂😂😂😂
@@janeentumbao8690 are you american cause we got three running this year
‘I’m running because I’m an 80 year old white man and it’s part of my culture’ 😂😂😂 love it
I cant even tell when your running a real ad anymore
Be careful, Roger. A bunch of us might write your name in when we vote.
Roger for president...I'd vote for him.
I knew I could count on you
could not do any worse than what we have currently!
over who we have now. yeah i just might. dont worry it will only get worse from here next election gonna be ramaswamy(who no one likes) vs some random woke person (who no one likes) and then, the I think 50% independents in this nation will vote one of those two options even though they all hate them. Oh America is gonna have some great presidents coming up
Presidential Race...one big "Dog N' Pony" show that the public falls for every time!
Vote 4 Horton
@@Honest_Ads You have my vote sir!
Like good little monkeys do! Always coming back 4 more😂
bro, the presidential race is just "lets test how deranged our populace is by shoving 10 demented old people in their faces + 2 smart people and asking them who is most fit to choose our nuke policy"
@@Honest_Ads yes sir, ALL HAIL HORTON
"Remind me to drop a 'Thanks!' to Ralph Nader!" ~ Donatello
“What do you think? Is it?” Nice callback to the previous election video :)
Democracy is the idea that you have a totaled car and the way to fix it is to change the driver.
and the people who choose who becomes the driver are people who have never driven a car
Change the driver, but you pick between the two groups that train the drivers that keep crashing
Thanks for reminding me what a joke our electoral process is and in all likelihood will continue to be. I almost forgot.
Joke -- and RIGGED.
@@Piano_CastleAgree Dom machines 🏧🔌🗳️🗳️
My grandpa is 84, i wouldnt want anyone near 80 president. That is insane.
I worked with seniors for over a decade, great people. Shouldn't be running a country.
both candidates need to be escorted to the nearest retirement home and replaced with people at least 10 years their junior, preferably with functioning memory and coherent speech
@@glory2cybertron people over 70 should not be running nations.
@@glory2cybertron I refuse to believe a 7 billion year old, had some wonderful brand new progressive idea that someone 40 doesn't have.
Amen. These seniors need to embrace RETIREMENT. The problem with having seniors in ANY form of government is that they know that won't have to face the consequences of the policies they pass.
Whereas someone 35-60 knows they will see their policies come to fruition, and might be more careful.
@@glory2cybertron not ten years, but at least 15 years younger, cuz trump's got dementia and biden is actively running away from the grim reaper
I became disillusioned with elections during Obama vs Romney... I was watching a debate on the TV while waiting at a hospital and realized that these two schmucks were LITERALLY touting IDENTICAL policy positions while pretending to disagree with eachother. One would say something about raising taxes, then the other would get offended and say THEY would never do that, THEY will just raise your taxes! Like one would say one thing and the other would say the exact same thing only using different wording than the first guy. And they went on for hours like that, saying the same exact things with different words. I was astounded how no one else seemed to notice.
Agreed both parties are playing good cop/bad cop
The good ole Uniparty. G-d, save us.
I mean Romney did a form of Obama care in whatever state he was governor of and then called it evil socialism when Obama did it. And Obama tried making Romney look like a rich jerk even though he was rich too. I remember all that. Still more likeable candidates any election since, sadly...
@@jbiddle9235
Ya Obama was full of himself and Mitt Romney was a weird Mormon, but good Lord we’ve gone downhill in 10 years.
Competency seems to matter increasingly little at the national level at least.
You've been Rogered.
We've been getting "rodgered" for the past 3.5 years...
I'm OK with being Roger'd!😂
If voting would make any difference they would never let us do it.
Happy easter everyone, happy Easter Roger
i'd vote for Roger
i knew i could count on you
Basically, Roger proves that the election process is a racket. Why do we spend so much money on campaigns?
FUD ain't cheap.
It’s all graft for big corporations.
NO! VOTE FOR MY DOG NINA INSTEAD! SHE'LL DECLARE JANUARY 5TH NATIONAL FREE CHOCOLATE MILK DAY! NINA 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’m voting for Nina too.
Hell no
Absolutely fucking brilliant. I've never heard of you or your channel before now, but you just earned a new subscriber!
hell yeah, brother
Thank You for all the hard work you do .
The honesty of this video is disturbing but factual. I was laughing so hard.
In before "I'm going to write in Roger Horton on my ballot".
[shrugs]
Now i want to be a Rogercrat!!! 😂
Alright folks, this was really, really good. Please keep up the fantastic work you do!
Agree 😅🎉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who do we want?
HORTON!!!
When do we want him? Before he dies!
@@Honest_AdsWeekend at Roger's 😂
@@Honest_AdsI would rather have him after he dies so he can't do any damage control 😂
Where do we want it?
In the ****!!
Thankfully we have healthy, trustworthy, and able candidates, informed and unbiased news sources, thorough and specific laws to prevent money from rich donors becoming the only influence, and a robust education system that ensure that everyone eligible to vote can definitely be able to name at least 2 out of 3 branches of government.
Well, I just lost my title as "King of Sarcasm"... Well done, NuclearGeek!
Which country do you live in? United Kingdom, or Canada, maybe Australia?
Yeah, but naming 2 out of 3 branches of government might be too much for all the newcomers that are being bribed with $14,000 per month to vote for Biden.
@@five-toedslothbear4051 Yes. 😉
@@Piano_Castle Gee, thanks. 😋
I just realized I’d vote for Roger over the other guys without hesitation. He’s far and away the most lucid, fit and honest of the three, well above Biden and light-years beyond Trump. Run Roger run!
Did Roger just do orange face?
Oh my God. 5:21 "The best bad choice". God that's spot on 😂
Doing a sponsorship for ground news was a good move I think.
That's an advertiser I can stand behind honestly. One of the few places trying to show you bias in news and help you make a more informed decision, no matter what side of the political spectrum.
Excellent episode as always or course too lol. Roger fits the position running for president better than you'd think. (if you run you'll have my vote.)
this is why biden HAS TO WIN biden is the only thing stopping the raceist fashist trumptards from getting power trump has said hate speech that is anti trans many times and as a nonbinary 16 year old i live in fear of the trump party because trump almost destroyed america i remember trump when i was 12 and he was worse then hitler and is he is elected america will die or ww3 will happen
A donald trump ad came up in this video💀💀
Me too. Even though I have blocked his ads about ten times already. I am sure it is just "coincidence" that I haven't seen a single ad from the other side.
Same, i dont know why, if i never hear his name again it will be too soon
Well Donny paid for the ad or GOP did.
Same. Quite ironic
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 TRUMP 2024. you'll hearing his name quite a bit. sorry.
Clever. Well done.
I would vote for Roger over our choices left for 2024.
I lost track of how many times this made me cackle. Great job!
I liked the little reference to the Yippies with their presidential candidate; Pigulous the Immortal.
Epic!
Choose a woman VP with fantastic hair!
For me it is between Roger and Vermin Supreme
I'll take a crazy guy wearing a boot on his head over the senile guy with his boot on my neck!
same
Roger, your back!
if it's ok, Gil Fulbright for President is a great video too, he silly 😂
Make America "Honest" Again!
Honestly, I'd vote for Roger over anybody who's actually running this year.
for me its between him and vermin supreme
I live in Australia.
Voting is mandatory.
Winning the representative seat here means you're the lesser evil according to the overall local opinion.
The least bad option
Please go back to elementary school and learn the difference between sentences and paragraphs.
@@r0bw00dplease stop policing language on the internet
@@juliabuonincontro8617 No. Get an education.
"Mandatory" Sounds like freedom to me.
@@juliabuonincontro8617 thank you 🙂
Roger, i'm writing you in....up and down the ballot.
eh, I may as well write-in Roger Horton on my ballot in November. I live in Illinois so my vote doesn't really matter anyway.
I'm in the Chicago area. I feel ya!😂
Thanks!
You did a really good job people complain about the electoral college but it really is the primaries that should be looked into
I think this was a good product placement actually
I would vote for this man in an instant!
honesty is not always a good choice but i can't help it without it
The scathing satire is so well done.
This man never misses and the others really work great together. The Ralph Nader reference is pretty funny. Haven't thought of him in awhile.
You have my vote over these idiots.
I knew I could count on you
Orange Horton's name is Glump. 🤣🤣🤣
And he plays the air accordion, too :P
This coming election I'm actually going to add Roger Horton as a candidate.
I vote Roger 👍😂😂🤣🤣 differently a legend and please take my money 😂😂👍 happy Easter everyone 🐰
The ad that played in the middle of this video was Trump asking for a donation.
I don't know if that site you promoted is actually honest or not, but you have no idea how happy I am to hear you even have that message. I get that you're being "groomed" for the role after the old guy is done. But even paying lip service to honesty today is so much more than anyone else is doing, you've got a fan and follower for life.
Overton windows are somewhat subjective, but Ground News does a pretty good job as far as I’ve heard.
even the dead will come back to vote for Roger if he give us one honest word.
So he is a democrat.
darn rogercrats, im a rogerblican
Great video.
Looking forward to it!
Sounds good you got my vote 😅
You got my vote... c-can I have it back?
Roger, you've literally done everything
Even if Roger never tells the truth again, he's told it enough that it will average out to "at least occasionally" which is still more than we usually get.
Summer 2024 is going to be lit!!!!!
Summer was too lit in 2021, aren't you sick of things burning down?
Britt for President!
The subjunctive used correctly. Love it!
hell yeah, brother
This channel might be the best thing that happened since Despacito.
Hey…I like rice pudding. Wth 😂
I am allergic to cinammon and dairy but I still eat rice puddling because it is so tasty .
This is why I love Vivek. He doesn’t take money from PACs, has a very clear plan to accomplish his goals in office, allows protesters to debate him freely on stage, encourages people to listen to all sides of every issue, and understands what actually unites us as Americans. Sadly he’s not in the race anymore, but as of right now he has my 2028 vote.
Too honestly will also be a bad thing. You need to lie sometimes.
He says all the right things. Problem is, he has a recorded history of being a scam artist. Just look up his business partner outing him for doing an Alzheimers prescription scam.
Also, he won an award from the George Soros foundation.
He was also involved in a covid scam.
I’ve done it! I’ve found the one candidate I can feel good about voting for this year!
Roger never gets old.
Hola Don Horton, si le va mal en su campaña, venga a Argentina... Claramente acá votan cualquier cosa... Incluso a candidatos haciendo campaña con una moto sierra 😂
😂😂😂😂
I love you
VOTE HORTON
GOD SAVE HORTON
#HortonForPresident
@@Honest_Ads
I'd vote for you 😂
At least you're honest and funny....hands down ❤
Hey Jack! No joke! This is a man who can led us!
Hilarious! - in the middle of this video up came a Trump ad of the big chump himself begging me for $5 Are Google's algorithms that bad or is Trump really that clueless ( I'm betting the latter)
lollll
if he had great business in ukraine then there would be no money problem, not big guy tho
You're right he's that classless😑
I got an ad from Joe biden the mentally declined himself.
#Horton2024
VOTE HORTON