SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
  • SCP 294 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as The Coffee Machine.
    Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard.
    Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed with SCP294 (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success.
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  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 2 года назад +4185

    One guy typed in "the perfect drink." He was later found dead with a suicide note explaining how the drink was so perfect that everything else became a huge letdown.

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 2 года назад +1580

    See, this seems like the kind of thing the foundation would neglect to test:
    It might be sentient. Has anyone tried typing in "thank you" after getting their drink?
    Just seems polite, even if nothing happens.

    • @harbringerboredom2353
      @harbringerboredom2353 2 года назад +260

      *cup of thankfulness coming right up*

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 2 года назад +123

      where is the ethics committee

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 2 года назад +98

      @@phoenixair11 That’s a great joke. Ethics committee. Ha!

    • @rantingsfromateenagerspers499
      @rantingsfromateenagerspers499 2 года назад +79

      @@phoenixair11 the ethics committee should have its own ethics committee 💀 did y’all just forget about the puppy killing machine that has like 50+ tests on it

    • @evagineer9165
      @evagineer9165 2 года назад +18

      @@rantingsfromateenagerspers499 and the time Jeffery Epstien was revived from the Grave.

  • @frankydman
    @frankydman 2 года назад +561

    They forgot a particularly notable test:
    Someone requested “the perfect drink” and got an odorless lavender liquid. Upon ingesting the individual went into shock, then later committed suicide.
    A note read “I’m sorry, but at this point everything is just one big letdown”

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 года назад +20

      And a 682 killer

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Год назад +11

      Idk I feel like a perfect drink wouldn’t make one unalive themselves. It’s just a story but if it was real I’d imagine it would be JUST good enough to not be fatally good

    • @frankydman
      @frankydman Год назад +9

      @@DeathnoteBB Perhaps; but that was a direct quote from the wiki, so whoever wrote it was probably going for "dark humor" if I had to guess

    • @yonderpout5426
      @yonderpout5426 Год назад +2

      Lean maie

    • @evandurham8908
      @evandurham8908 Год назад +13

      When you've found the ultimate pleasure, what's left?

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D Год назад +123

    It's kinda funny, if it teleports the liquids from the closest source, the coffee requests are probably taken from another coffee machine in that building. Possibly even the same room.

    • @thomasguay4157
      @thomasguay4157 3 месяца назад +7

      "where the fuck did my espresso go?"

    • @R8ISH
      @R8ISH 18 дней назад +3

      imagine buying a coffee and you go to drink it and it’s just fucking gone 😭😭😭😭

    • @calvincoats1933
      @calvincoats1933 12 дней назад +1

      ​Thomasguay the coffee machine from that building stole it

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 2 года назад +819

    I feel like the special addendum to it being Euclid is like "If you're a moron this is Euclid."

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 2 года назад +80

      If you have a brain it's Safe

    • @daryncollins7640
      @daryncollins7640 2 года назад +33

      you never know when somoene makes a spelling error

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 года назад +15

      @@daryncollins7640
      That'll probably be an out of range result

    • @lemystwq
      @lemystwq 2 года назад +39

      "If you have average intelligence, its Safe. If you are dumb, its Euclid. If you are an absolute idiot, its Keter."

    • @lilycreeper5246
      @lilycreeper5246 2 года назад +2

      @@daryncollins7640 yeah, but that would up the danger, not the difficult of containment

  • @pivotman64
    @pivotman64 2 года назад +1853

    Given that SCP-294 is apparently intelligent; what would happen if you requested "An hour long interview with SCP-294?" It seems to have no trouble producing other abstract concepts in liquid form.

    • @ComputerGoblin02
      @ComputerGoblin02 2 года назад +170

      I was about to ask "wait which one is SCP 294 again?" then I was like "wait... Oh shit I'm stupid"

    • @vbyte.
      @vbyte. 2 года назад +52

      you couldnt put that in liquid form like when it says u cant do diamonds so it would just be error

    • @vbyte.
      @vbyte. 2 года назад +40

      and also it steals things from the nearest source and that doesnt exist and its out of range

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 2 года назад +59

      @@vbyte. so you can get music as an liquid? Thats weird

    • @vbyte.
      @vbyte. 2 года назад +15

      @@kratos_benjamin it was alcohol

  • @lordgong4980
    @lordgong4980 Год назад +298

    A vending Machine that spits out any liquid, an infinite Pizza box, and a infinite source of honey.
    The SCP Foundation almost has enough to open a restaurant

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Год назад +18

      They have an infinite honey source?
      Well if they ever contain an anomalous yellow bear found in a hundred acres of woods, they’ll be easily able to feed him.

    • @hinotoritheobliterator6556
      @hinotoritheobliterator6556 Год назад +20

      And I think they have an infinite pasta pot and bag of potatoes, too

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 Год назад +9

      @@hinotoritheobliterator6556 there is also the tree that makes infinite spaghetti

    • @blackeyefly
      @blackeyefly Год назад +15

      They technically have infinite cakes, but providing some to patrons would definitely end up causing an XK class scenario.

    • @handsomesponge9952
      @handsomesponge9952 Год назад +1

      Ikr

  • @hexshadowman
    @hexshadowman 2 года назад +346

    This feels like an anomaly that would occasionally play a prank on a receptive staff member.
    INPUT: "A cup of coffee"
    OUTPUT: 12 ounces of roasted, but otherwise unremarkable coffee beans
    INPUT: "Milk"
    OUTPUT: Rhinoceros milk
    INPUT: "Sparkling water"
    OUTPUT: Sparkling salt water

    • @MrERJ1992
      @MrERJ1992 2 года назад +36

      Okay ngl, this comment of yours here actually got me thinking:
      Has there ever been any tests that involves gaining liquids from SCP 294, and then bring those liquids in to SCP 914?

    • @azurrayne4140
      @azurrayne4140 Год назад +13

      294 can only produce a liquid though, so for coffee, it would be a cup of Cafe Robusta instead of Arabica, which is said to taste like burnt rubber.

    • @this_gay_idiot8697
      @this_gay_idiot8697 Год назад +4

      Dr. King aka apple seed guy same thing it just gave him apple seeds

    • @randomness258
      @randomness258 Год назад +3

      @@MrERJ1992 well that only has 3 outcomes something really good comes out, nothing happens or everyone dies

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 Год назад +7

      @@MrERJ1992 Dr. Bright may not put "A cup of orgasm" from SCP-294 through SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.

  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 2 года назад +1446

    I still find it funny that this anomaly gives the best hope of terminating SCP-682 over any other

    • @darkmqtter
      @darkmqtter 2 года назад +104

      Even the knife that makes anything it stabs fade from reality

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +100

      Yeah. The basic theory of the serum is fine; the only challenge would be getting enough of it to finally do Gecko Boi in.

    • @lykoswolf2976
      @lykoswolf2976 2 года назад +73

      Let's go with the proof SCP-682 can actually die with "Ô Death"

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 2 года назад +38

      @@thelivingglitch1371 I mean, they've been stockpiling it for a while

    • @lockjaw7437
      @lockjaw7437 2 года назад +25

      @@thelivingglitch1371 the real question is how much would it cost to destroy the hard to kill reptile

  • @Nameless-ln5mr
    @Nameless-ln5mr 2 года назад +529

    I wonder what would happen if I asked for, “a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”? Would it come out as a liquid? Or, would the machine display the message “We serve drinks here sir,”?

  • @afinegamingexperience5739
    @afinegamingexperience5739 2 года назад +178

    Considering the "hot cup of Joe" angle, I'm surprised the machine hasn't been tested for remote assassinations.

    • @yc7850
      @yc7850 2 года назад +37

      My last name is Chai, I dread to think what would happen if I worked at the foundation and ordered a cup of chai.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 2 года назад +2

      @@yc7850 oh no

    • @paigecrouch3106
      @paigecrouch3106 2 года назад +9

      Just be specific that you want tea and not your own insides

    • @everykelmemeiscanon3437
      @everykelmemeiscanon3437 Год назад +4

      It's the orange joe-
      Bruh ofc anyone who drinks that is dead💀

    • @libotogames96
      @libotogames96 Год назад +2

      @@everykelmemeiscanon3437 another Omori fan here, i see

  • @anonymousnoone7035
    @anonymousnoone7035 2 года назад +228

    SCP Scientist: Time to study this machine. It'll take countless tests, dedication, imagination, keen minds, and a lot of time, but one day we will understand this machine completely!
    Me: *Types in: Liquid knowledge of how SCP-294 works*
    SCP Scientist: Or you could do that...

    • @jeronimomartinezcalsina7690
      @jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 2 года назад +19

      Then what if someone typed "knowledge of how to kill scp 682"

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 2 года назад +4

      @@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 Might work.

    • @yoshikagekira1863
      @yoshikagekira1863 2 года назад +4

      What if someone typed in "health" and could heal anything

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 2 года назад +4

      @@yoshikagekira1863 Like SCP-500, but better? I mean, hey. Could work if someone makes it canon!

    • @dathmir4900
      @dathmir4900 2 года назад +6

      That has to be the best idea ever known to man, although it would probably be out of range.

  • @therealnradog186
    @therealnradog186 2 года назад +450

    Dr. Bright: "Hey can you get me a cup of explodium from SCP-294?"
    Staff member: "Sure."
    *Staff member blows up later*
    No wonder there's a rule against Bright like that.....

    • @Henry-mk9dn
      @Henry-mk9dn 2 года назад +1

      Don’t forget about using it to create orgasms of any kind, memetic, sentient or otherwise.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 года назад +25

      It wasn't my fault. He's the one who ordered it.

    • @GetRidOfHandles
      @GetRidOfHandles 2 года назад +4

      That’s not even a real thing

    • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
      @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 2 года назад +6

      @@dr.bright6272 why don’t you order a cup of Bright-B-Gone?

    • @BaboonIdiotVR
      @BaboonIdiotVR 2 года назад +4

      Cup of joe mama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsallgood4743
    @itsallgood4743 2 года назад +563

    This is one of my favorite scps! It’s not some over the top hateful kill everything monster. It’s just an odd little anomalous machine that just wants to give people something to “drink”

    • @GodsLoveIsHatred
      @GodsLoveIsHatred 2 года назад +18

      I love this one, the Sentient Ice Cream Machine, and The Multi-Dimensional Vending Machine.

    • @TheAustralianMapper5378
      @TheAustralianMapper5378 2 года назад +7

      I also love the infinite pizza box that give you the pizza you crave. I think 343 had a pizza with every type of topping on it.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 года назад +5

      Yeah the machines that just do cool stuff are my favorite SCPs. Not inherently horror, just free drinks

    • @jwwhitmarsh8411
      @jwwhitmarsh8411 11 месяцев назад +1

      The energy of the first few years of SCPs was so awesome. It's just anomalous stuff. Sometimes it's a creature--could be the explanation of a cryptid, could be 682--sometimes it's a place, sometimes it's objects like a coffee machine and really really effective super glue.
      And each one didn't have pages and pages of narration attached to it.
      They were just documents on anomalies in their inventory--not apocalypse stories or the adventures of a fancy special supernatural military.
      Miss that energy. It was what got it started and made it so successful. We passed 173 around horror threads on /x/ FOREVER and ended up writing most of the early SCPs in threads before the wiki was made. The organization was vague and mysterious and the world felt so huge and unknown with the implications of the existence of things that just didn't behave in accordance with the laws of nature.

    • @distantchosen
      @distantchosen 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@jwwhitmarsh8411have this scp produce a liquid that gives you superpowers.

  • @RYUZAKILL117
    @RYUZAKILL117 2 года назад +66

    This SCP could finally helps us understand the Plague Doctor. Just type “a cup of Pestilence” and then analyze it so we can finally know what we’re dealing with.

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 года назад +6

      Error

    • @KylenKiomaka
      @KylenKiomaka 2 года назад +12

      Either that, or you kick off the SCP-500 0 story.

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 года назад +1

      @@KylenKiomaka ?

    • @KylenKiomaka
      @KylenKiomaka 2 года назад +18

      SCP-5000 is the suit that makes you nearly undetectable, and it came from an alternate reality where the Foundation decided to exterminate humanity. It wasn't clear why they decided that, but it would be funny if it was because of the coffee machine.

    • @sonichegehodge5778
      @sonichegehodge5778 2 года назад

      it might give you an actual cup of pestilence (like the black death) instead of whatever imaginary concept the plague doctor uses to justify himself

  • @creative_name12
    @creative_name12 2 года назад +43

    Imagine buying a cup of coffee and then the liquid inside just disappears 💀💀

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 2 года назад +416

    Ok but the agent named Joe that asked for "a hot cup of Joe" had that coming. That was just asking for it

    • @cobrahunter295
      @cobrahunter295 2 года назад +19

      Agreed lol I feel like he definitely knew that would happen

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 2 года назад +32

      His name was actually Joseph. Joe was his nickname. But it can look in your mind, so it did, saw him many times being called Joe, and as such, gave him a cup of himself

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 2 года назад +18

      Cup of Joemama

    • @datcap6289
      @datcap6289 2 года назад +17

      @@Nombrenooriginal *machine spews out fat*

    • @ScpFanIsHere
      @ScpFanIsHere Год назад

      it took a cup of him

  • @bboy-vw1ih
    @bboy-vw1ih 2 года назад +276

    It seems that SCP-294's anomalous power is teleporting any feasible liquid to itself and then dispensing it into an indestructible cup.

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon 2 года назад +18

      Doesn't explain the music or the memories though

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 2 года назад +9

      @@Igor_servant_of_Philemon he dispense the knowledge of someone else or replicate the knowledge of someone and then dispense it, in the same way that he can dispense something subjective like favorite drinks using the persons knowledge and memories

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon 2 года назад +1

      @@fanimation617 so knowledge is a liquid?

    • @MrOrzech1
      @MrOrzech1 2 года назад

      @@fanimation617 doesn't explain the test at 15:25. No one could know his entire life

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 2 года назад +2

      @@MrOrzech1 a person can remember an event that happen with the right stimuli, the memories are not lost but still storages, maybe the machine just gave a drink that makes you remember all your live.

  • @williamm973
    @williamm973 Год назад +24

    "At first, it seemed like some boring, magic vending machine."
    Sigh, not another one.

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 Год назад +19

    instant healing potion
    i love the inclusion of cassie to this story!

  • @keanethshee6986
    @keanethshee6986 2 года назад +153

    A Researcher also requested for the “Blood of Christ". SCP-294 vibrated and produced the message "Hic est enim Calix Sánguinis mei", ( this is the cup of my blood) then SCP 294 produced a paper drinking cup made of red grape wine.

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад +28

      Hah,Christian reference,looks like this machine knows the bible,that's cool in it's part

    • @bobwalsh3751
      @bobwalsh3751 2 года назад

      @@guizintheinsect5022 did you just assume the machine's gender lol?

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад

      @@bobwalsh3751 oh,spelling mistake,gonna fix it

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад

      @@bobwalsh3751 ah,and i'm an waifu mecha appreciator

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat 2 года назад +10

      @@bobwalsh3751 Are you afraid to misgender a coffee machine?

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +49

    14:03 "A Cup of Music" is one hell of a drug.

  • @syedaparveen7856
    @syedaparveen7856 2 года назад +32

    Josh: **types a cup of Josh**
    SCP: *ERROR: TOO MANY JOSHS IN-RANGE*
    Josh: *God saved me from going to the Foundation Infirmary*

  • @torcery9129
    @torcery9129 2 года назад +27

    the only scp where they’re not like “Idk throw d-class at it until something happens”

  • @Moquxa
    @Moquxa 2 года назад +138

    this was the first ever scp i saw that got me into the whole thing lol always been one of my top 10 scps

    • @thelastchairlol8527
      @thelastchairlol8527 2 года назад +3

      Same here

    • @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656
      @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656 2 года назад +1

      my first was scp-001 Daybreak, I know there are multiple different scp-001's but this ones my fav

    • @thelastchairlol8527
      @thelastchairlol8527 2 года назад +4

      I prefer the factory one or the scarlet king but yes that one brings questions

    • @Moquxa
      @Moquxa 2 года назад +4

      @@michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656 Yes! I like the “what ifs” on this anomaly like the SCP3008 “IKEA” one and the SCP049 “plague doctor”

    • @jaylegoninjago5615
      @jaylegoninjago5615 2 года назад +2

      Mine was scp 101

  • @mjn6617
    @mjn6617 2 года назад +157

    I would use the coffee machine to get a taste bud enhancer, and a smell enhancer as well. Living without being able to taste or smell sucks

    • @maxgalaxykid7309
      @maxgalaxykid7309 2 года назад +12

      I'm sorry that is the way things are...
      If I knew even the smallest solution, I have zero qualms telling you.

    • @mjn6617
      @mjn6617 2 года назад +14

      @@maxgalaxykid7309 I actually used to be able to taste things. But I've never been able to smell.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 2 года назад +22

      Imagine if you input “my lost senses of taste and smell” and it stole them from your past.

    • @mjn6617
      @mjn6617 2 года назад +8

      @@tonyhakston536 That... would be terrifying.

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 2 года назад +7

      "A Cup of Blindness Curing" would be perfect for this guy I know of; poor sod lost the ability to see.

  • @unrellated
    @unrellated 2 года назад +55

    There's something important to note about the tests that produced the wolf blood, horse saliva, koala urine, and extinct rodent spinal fluid. The researchers actually wrote down those requests in fancy, formal, highly scientific terms, then gave them to an especially stupid D-Class and told him to type exactly what the paper said into the machine. The fact that one entering the requests had no idea what any of it meant had no effect on the machine's ability to retrieve the substances.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 года назад +39

    You forgot the story of the odorless, lavender-colored “perfect drink”
    “Everything is just a big letdown now”

  • @dameonvee7869
    @dameonvee7869 2 года назад +191

    Could you ask the machine for "12 fluid ounce of laxatives to be evenly divided amongst the 12 next requested fluids"?

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 2 года назад +90

      Alright, who let bright create a youtube account?

    • @sirvatt
      @sirvatt 2 года назад +47

      Alright Dr. Bright, we know it's you, i really should report your ANOTHER youtube account.

    • @jackblevins1201
      @jackblevins1201 2 года назад +19

      That would be a nice prank on the next people

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 года назад +18

      I could see Bright doing that

    • @CrimsonWalter9092
      @CrimsonWalter9092 2 года назад +15

      Dr. Bright, you're not allowed to run a satire RUclips channel!

  • @bebev281
    @bebev281 2 года назад +53

    I remember years ago there was a short film made about this SCP. A security guard ordered "God" on the machine, and it produce a drink. The guard drank it, smiled to himself, then shot himself in the head.

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 2 года назад +1

      Wow, I’ve never heard of that. Is this 343’s origin story?

  • @jayschaffer7520
    @jayschaffer7520 2 года назад +25

    It’s funny listening to these videos because every video has actually made me a better in college. There is an amazing introduction, an incredible body paragraph/s and an interesting and effective conclusion paragraph. If every student could write like this everyone would be be an A+ student

  • @jaimemacintyre8545
    @jaimemacintyre8545 2 года назад +45

    A classic SCP I'm glad to finally see covered. This one is a core memory in the way it forever changed the term "cup of Joe" for me.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 2 года назад +36

    This is probably one of the if not the most useful item in all foundation contaiment. It can literally cure cancer (although temporarily, I imagine it can work forever if you ask it for a persons cancer on a regular basis)

    • @TheUnHappySponge
      @TheUnHappySponge 2 года назад +5

      @The Catto of Dankness it could just decide to cure the cancer by giving something that would just kill the person who has it. It'll get rid of the cancer, but it'll also get rid of everything else. Probably best to test on a few D class first.

    • @yoshikagekira1863
      @yoshikagekira1863 2 года назад +1

      What if someone asked for immortality in a cup

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 2 года назад +3

      Just ask for “cup of all of (name of someone with cancer)’s cancerous cells”

  • @DallySkyeAnims
    @DallySkyeAnims 2 года назад +106

    I love these Vending Machine type SCPs, gives so kuch potential to contribute your ideas.

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 10 месяцев назад +2

    I betcha there's already a rule that states
    - "Doctor Jack Bright is not allowed within 50 meters of SCP-294"

  • @_synne
    @_synne 2 года назад +17

    I love the idea that if this were real you'd have a whole bunch of people requesting "Coffee and Irish Creme" or "Purple Drank" and getting either wasted or super high on the job.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Год назад +1

      I would request "a cup of cuddles" every day to keep me warm and happy all day.

    • @_synne
      @_synne Год назад +1

      @@katanah3195 Congratulations, you just liquified someone's pet. Someone out there had to have named a pet 'Cuddles.'

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Год назад

      @@_synne Good point. Maybe I should request "love".

    • @autumnfire1490
      @autumnfire1490 Год назад

      @@katanah3195 parents who name their kids love:

  • @oceanicblaze-o_b-9752
    @oceanicblaze-o_b-9752 2 года назад +43

    Wow, SCP 294 has to in my top 10 favorite anomalies, I love how it's not just a *normal* anomalous coffee machine, it's also smart and sentient, which makes it kind of cute, kind and funny 😄

  • @shayadavids992
    @shayadavids992 2 года назад +11

    This is now officially one of my favorite scp's.

  • @deananderson7714
    @deananderson7714 Год назад +5

    Since it’s sentient they should try taking a picture of it with the desire camera

  • @siren_gaming8565
    @siren_gaming8565 2 года назад +25

    Can we all appreciate how good this guy does his closed captions

  • @woodenfloor6374
    @woodenfloor6374 2 года назад +27

    I wonder if this SCP could produce the memory stuff you get from SCP-3000

  • @Slime-xs6si
    @Slime-xs6si 2 года назад +8

    You may want to put an eplilepsy warning on that cup of music! I'm glad i'm not epileptic but I know many who are.

  • @nigelonetasty5370
    @nigelonetasty5370 2 года назад +9

    I wonder what happens if you ask for liquid virtues, like Liquid Courage. And see if they just pour beer in a cup

  • @alyssakitten6006
    @alyssakitten6006 2 года назад +67

    I'm loving the longer videos! Definitely keep the amazing content coming you guys~

    • @mrpeacecraft
      @mrpeacecraft 2 года назад +1

      The first 2 minutes are copy paste from other vids.

  • @Jarmen__Kell
    @Jarmen__Kell 2 года назад +5

    I recall there was also mention of a subject ordering "Best drink in existence" and committing "not live" after drinking it.

  • @shiran31
    @shiran31 2 года назад +13

    I wonder if SCP-914 is related to SCP-294, as they share an affinity to dispensing new things, being intelligent and sarcastic.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Год назад

      I have a test idea. Produce an abstract concept with 294 then refine it in 914.

  • @humblecard1900
    @humblecard1900 Год назад +62

    have they ever typed "cure for The Pestilence' in scp 294 for the plague doctor

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis Год назад +9

      Honestly, we all know it would just be something deadly that kills the patient. It has a dark sense of humor.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 Год назад +3

      @@Bancheis Its dark sense of humor only comes into play when you aren't careful with what you ask. "Surprise Me" is one way for the sense of humor to show itself. "Hot cup of Joe" is another, since it can be taken in one of two meanings. Average person would think coffee, while the machine went, "let me teach you a funny lesson."

  • @TheAdmiralWTF
    @TheAdmiralWTF 2 года назад +16

    About the cancer thing, would starting regular treatment after removing the cancer with 294 be far more likely ro succeed? I mean a stage 4 cancer patient could be resetted to stage 1

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 2 года назад +51

    "id like a bucket of dr brights soul"
    since the soul remover thingie showed us that souls can just be liquid and filled into jars, wouldnt this be a promising way to finally give dr. bright the death he wants?

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 2 года назад +2

      Could we also use it to terminate SCP 682

    • @slinger3391
      @slinger3391 2 года назад +11

      @@nintendoboy3605 considering the things plot armour youd probably just get another copy of it

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 года назад

      @@slinger3391 or just SCP 682 would just remake it

    • @crazycanyon3028
      @crazycanyon3028 2 года назад +1

      50 scents for a soul yes

    • @graycatsaderow
      @graycatsaderow 2 года назад

      I think it will just say error message,i dont think souls can be liquid

  • @mixmatch5097
    @mixmatch5097 Год назад +3

    Imagine if someone typed in 682’s favourite drink

  • @zoruatricksta0408
    @zoruatricksta0408 2 года назад +7

    I would probably ask for "What I'm craving" every time I use it, since I'm quite indecisive when the options are theoretically endless

    • @NazukiraMiyasaki
      @NazukiraMiyasaki 2 года назад +1

      This is a very great idea

    • @meherinmouly
      @meherinmouly Год назад +1

      I would input that all the time if it existed lol

  • @blackwatertv7018
    @blackwatertv7018 2 года назад +4

    I got Alcohol, bugle chips and a new SCP explained video from Hunter and it’s my day off tomorrow.
    Life is good

  • @The_Shimp
    @The_Shimp 2 года назад +16

    In my opinion, this is one of the most interesting SCPs.

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 Год назад +1

    SCP foundation: puts insufficiently tested anomalous item in the break room
    Also SCP foundation: lectures people for doing their testing work for them

  • @Brock_Lee501
    @Brock_Lee501 Год назад +1

    "A cup of SCP-999" - Famous last words.

  • @laboot7447
    @laboot7447 2 года назад +26

    1. Pestilence Cure
    2. Imagine being a koala and you need to take a piss, only for you to lose the feeling for some strange reason
    3. Idk, the machine can make abstract ideas but not but luiquid carbon as a substitute for liquid diamond, not buying it

    • @VPWedding
      @VPWedding Год назад +2

      "Liquid diamond" is a direct contradiction in terms. "A cup of music" can at least be treated figuratively.

  • @hackprefect
    @hackprefect 2 года назад +5

    Look at that buff scientist, slangin' and bangin' around the Foundation.

  • @bonecodoposto4618
    @bonecodoposto4618 Год назад +2

    11:43
    imagine being an alien in another dimension minding your own business about to drink your anti-water after a long and stressful day then suddenly a portal appears out of nowhere and steals your precious anti-water

  • @zeratul____1228
    @zeratul____1228 Год назад +2

    Just a few "requests" that might have interesting results.
    - A cup of (insert stat here, IE; Strength or inteligence)
    - A cup of immortality
    - A cup of Fountain of Youth
    - A cup of ambition

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 года назад +48

    SCP-294
    The only thing that can actually destroy the Hard to Destroy Reptile.

    • @diamonddavey
      @diamonddavey 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, assuming it can dispense enough SCP-682 killing syrum

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 года назад +6

      Yeah. The basic theory of the serum is fine; the only challenge would be getting enough of it to finally do Gecko Boi in.

    • @LugiDergX
      @LugiDergX 2 года назад +5

      @@thelivingglitch1371 It wouldn't be challenging at all - Very time consuming at worst.

    • @keanethshee6986
      @keanethshee6986 2 года назад

      Then 682 will adapt to the effects

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 года назад

      The game "SCP --- Containment Breach" has an SCP-294 where if you input "Something that will destroy SCP-682", "Something that destroys SCP-682", or "Something to destroy SCP-682", the output is a white and glowing liquid that immediately explodes if you touch it but I doubt this is enough to kill it.

  • @brettnelson7048
    @brettnelson7048 2 года назад +28

    To be honest, SCP-294 sounds more like a Safe class despite its ability to dispense any kind of liquid.

    • @Ryu_D
      @Ryu_D 2 года назад +12

      It's probably the same reason the SCP version of Cthulhu isn't rated safe, despite having no desire to escape. Other people. XP

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 года назад +9

      It's Euclid because people can easily mishandle it.
      The Object can literally dispense anything super hot, supet cold, toxic, corrosive, explosive, and memetic as long as the input makes sense.

    • @InnerCityMonk
      @InnerCityMonk 2 года назад +2

      also, anything with intelligence, a will or sentience classically falls into Euclid

    • @coco_killua3057
      @coco_killua3057 2 года назад +3

      It should actually be Safe, because it is Contained safely and can't "escape"/breach containment.
      The classification shouldnt be based on the danger it poses but more how it Acts when contained

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 года назад +3

      @@coco_killua3057 You forgot the part that the Foundation considers SCP-294 to be sentient. Sentient Objects are automatically classified as "Euclid" unless proven to be very cooperative, friendly, self-containing, and/or completely harmless (Examples: SCP-343, SCP-507, SCP-999, SCP-1370).

  • @mattmeyer99
    @mattmeyer99 2 года назад +3

    Scp foundation: we have weird coffee machine
    Jack Bright: ah my next restriction

  • @optiquest86
    @optiquest86 2 года назад +1

    I've been waiting for you to make this one for over a year now. Thank you!

  • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
    @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 2 года назад +15

    Is it weird that I want to be friends with this one? Because I want to be friends with The Coffee Machine.

    • @tauceti8060
      @tauceti8060 2 года назад +2

      You need human interaction in your life.

    • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
      @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 2 года назад

      @@tauceti8060 humans are overrated. I'll take a sentient, intelligent coffee machine over the most contradictory species on the planet.

    • @poisonouswolves4384
      @poisonouswolves4384 2 года назад +3

      I want to be friends with it too

    • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
      @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 2 года назад

      @@poisonouswolves4384 FINALLY someone who gets it

  • @chikenbone2
    @chikenbone2 2 года назад +16

    at almost exactly 15:18 there's a weird glitch with the doctors arm. Also i figure it's a coincidence but i left a comment a few days ago about how the one item i'd steal from them would be the coffee machine. I figure it takes much longer than a few days to make these so it's just a neat synchronicity.

  • @waterteafan9264
    @waterteafan9264 2 года назад +5

    I love this SCP, being sentient

  • @xTriton_
    @xTriton_ Год назад +2

    *Person:* A hot cup of Joe, please!
    *Machine:* What's Joe?
    *Person:* Joe Mama.
    *Machine:* _Starts melting and draining the dude of his body fluids_

  • @SincradTB
    @SincradTB 2 года назад +6

    Me, seeing cup of “Joe” emphasized while knowing SCPs can have super intricate backstories: W-who the frick is Joe

  • @charapresscott7750
    @charapresscott7750 2 года назад +7

    Whenever I think of the Coffee Machine all I think of is the old Yogscast series YogLabs and Lewis’ attempts to fix the coffee machine in that.

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 года назад

      I miss yoglabs, I still don't know why they stopped making episodes.
      SoF I understand, the world was corrupted and it had been far too long for them to continue on a recreation. But yoglabs was really popular and they just ended it on a cheap cliffhanger

    • @charapresscott7750
      @charapresscott7750 2 года назад

      @@Java_Protogen *cough* Shadow of Israphel *cough*

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 года назад

      @@charapresscott7750 yes, that’s what SoF is

  • @jacktar25
    @jacktar25 Год назад +3

    It was quite sweet that Cassie got a milkshake out of this. I wouldn't mind hearing anything similar happening with other scps. I wonder how 999 would react to this, would it get some liquefied candy or some strange cup of happiness?

  • @shaynecarter-murray3127
    @shaynecarter-murray3127 Год назад +1

    This has long been my favorite. If I could have access to any scp object, I would choose this every time

  • @juliansoria7733
    @juliansoria7733 2 года назад +6

    I like this machine, he sounds cool.
    You should do a video of "What would you type on the machine"

    • @lucielm
      @lucielm Год назад

      I'd ask for a cup of the best cheesecake milkshake.

  • @calebdagamer2403
    @calebdagamer2403 2 года назад +7

    Ayy, another SCP animation video! Love these, keep up the good work!

  • @th3comb1ne13
    @th3comb1ne13 Год назад +3

    The guy who asked for antiwater is stupid. That antimatter would immediately react with the matter around it essentially detonating a nuke.

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 Год назад +1

    10:06 Agent Joseph's sacrifice was certainly not in vain. Thanks to him, the Foundation learned how dangerous SCP-294 can be, without any lives being lost.

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori 2 года назад +8

    Now this is an interesting SCP. I must read the full entry.

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water 2 года назад +1

      Where can you go to read the full entries at??

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water 2 года назад +1

      @@Greendalewitch thank you!

  • @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091
    @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 2 года назад +3

    Yes my brother always talks about this anomaly and I was waiting for my favorite scp channel to explain it :D

  • @MichanMoonlight
    @MichanMoonlight Год назад +2

    Working as a Foundation Janitor with level two security clearance Dr.bright tricked me into trying a "indestructibility" potion. I am now the only Janitor allowed to clean out the most dangerous cells at site 19 and have to live in a site 19 cell/apartment. Thanks a lot Dr.Bright!
    .PS. Trying to repeat the same request from SCP-294 ends up with a ERROR message.

  • @danielthecake8617
    @danielthecake8617 2 года назад +2

    Note: 294 not making diamond liquid is outdated, as pure liquid forms have been discovered.

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 2 года назад +7

    My own research notes: D-Classes tried typing in emotions to 294; Happiness resulted in them becoming so overjoyed, they suffered a heart attack. The one who typed Sadness stated it tasted salty, like tears. He disappeared, but I know he isn’t dead. Anger resulted in the experimentee getting so enraged with the world, his blood literally boiled him alive.

  • @hawkeyestegosaurus5680
    @hawkeyestegosaurus5680 2 года назад +8

    Couldn't they use this to produce mastics instead of the other various and dangerous methods of acquiring it?

  • @mikeymikesh
    @mikeymikesh Год назад +1

    if you requested a "pick-me-up" from the machine, would you get a drink that physically lifts you off the ground?

  • @heavyweaponsguy153
    @heavyweaponsguy153 Год назад +1

    SCP-294 into SCP-914 ideas:
    Rough: Dissembled coffee machine but the main computer drive would be sentient.
    Coarse: Old and worn coffee machine with no properties
    1:1: Changes appearance and if ran through enough goes from liquids to foods
    Fine: Can produce food and beverages. Lower risk of "Out of range" errors.
    Very Fine: Damage resistant and no longer needs to be plugged in. Also, can produce practically anything without siphoning from anywhere else. Also drinking something that would normally be temporary (ex A cup of medical knowledge) would be permanent. No "Out of range" errors ever.
    Thoughts?

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 года назад +5

    "it also has a sense of humour"
    "Dr bright is no longer allowed to request "a prank for X" from scp 294"

  • @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale
    @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale 2 года назад +6

    I think you already made a video on it? I may be wrong though. Or you forgot to give me the amnestics. Though something is different and fails to mention the 682 killing liquid.

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames 2 года назад +1

      They are redoing videos but more in depth and longer.

    • @nancyjo517
      @nancyjo517 2 года назад

      That was probably just a 682 termination attempt video. I know they’ve mentioned it but I don’t remember a video on the coffee machine already.

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 года назад

      The game "SCP --- Containment Breach" has an SCP-294 where if you input "Something that will destroy SCP-682", "Something that destroys SCP-682", or "Something to destroy SCP-682", the output is a white and glowing liquid that immediately explodes if you touch it but I doubt this is enough to kill it.

  • @Arceus-dicklick
    @Arceus-dicklick Год назад +1

    This has to be one of the best SCP's

  • @mgtow346
    @mgtow346 3 месяца назад

    This, is my favorite scp
    I would type in thank you.

  • @nikolozparulava3169
    @nikolozparulava3169 2 года назад +3

    Dude do liquid gold.
    Per cup is 2000 dollars, an average coffee is 2$, so 50 drinks every hour turns to 50,000 coffee per hour

    • @nikolozparulava3169
      @nikolozparulava3169 2 года назад +1

      Oh you can also do scorpion venom which would be 3,500,000 per cup. Thats enough for the whole foundation to have coffee every hour for 19 years! (Im talking about 1 single cup btw)

  • @EvilJawa
    @EvilJawa 2 года назад +5

    Was the cross test with "The Desire Camera" an official entry?

  • @t.g.r8703
    @t.g.r8703 Год назад +1

    This is also Euclid for another reason cause if someone evil typed in "cup of O5-council member" then, well you can already guess what would happen especially if it was ordered *_multiple times_*

  • @alexx0988
    @alexx0988 2 года назад

    This narrator with darker voice is way better for scp narration than the others

  • @qbertking1910
    @qbertking1910 2 года назад +6

    I wonder if it could re-create fictional liquids (such as a potion from Minecraft.) if so, the foundation could just use it to create a massive amount of splash potions of healing and save thousands in medical equipment.

    • @DoctorMedicine_
      @DoctorMedicine_ 2 года назад

      I don’t think so because it needs to take it from somewhere

    • @qbertking1910
      @qbertking1910 2 года назад

      @@DoctorMedicine_ ah

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад

      @@DoctorMedicine_ from minecraft database,it(i think)could convert data into liquid

    • @forgottenetremembered
      @forgottenetremembered 2 года назад

      @@guizintheinsect5022 oh no help thats insane.

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 года назад

      @@forgottenetremembered yeah,maybe convert things into liquid is not something that it is allowed

  • @NinjaCman1
    @NinjaCman1 2 года назад +7

    Surprisingly, when a containment breach happened, one researcher ordered a cup of pertinent medical knowledge. And it worked. that has to be one of my favorite results with it.
    Day 268 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.

    • @ciape7547
      @ciape7547 2 года назад +1

      that was mentioned in the video

  • @FoxtrotGolfLima
    @FoxtrotGolfLima 3 месяца назад +1

    didn’t someone ask for a cup of the sun then the entire site was vaporized except the coffee machine itself

  • @jameskarg3240
    @jameskarg3240 2 года назад +1

    Agent Joseph got VERY lucky it only takes 12 ounces XD

  • @animagreed
    @animagreed 2 года назад +3

    Does it have to be hot? Or can you ask for what ever temperature so long as it is in liquid form?

  • @HA-vp9tl
    @HA-vp9tl 2 года назад +4

    Finally, for the first time, the anomaly was designated as sentient. Also the animation is more fluid than before, altough i think there are some glich or something but whatever.
    if both 294 and 261 can talking and move like human, what would happen? Are they will reunited as long lost sibling or a rival?
    Also in the musical liquid one was made me laugh a loud. 😂😂😂😂

  • @neopolitan6918
    @neopolitan6918 2 года назад +1

    The guy named Joe typed "A cup of joe" into an anomalous coffee machine that can create anything in liquid form.
    What the frick did he think would happen?

  • @Sleepy1107
    @Sleepy1107 2 года назад +1

    A foundation person: Nah it’s simple just put them in a locker should be fine *the world ended in 1 hour *

  • @UselessAnimations1
    @UselessAnimations1 Год назад +3

    The thumbnail 💀💀💀