"Temporary dismiss" Yea, he ain't gonna visit the site in a normal suit that's for sure. And whatever he did on the polaroid he will not be allowed to near it/she/he.
you know what doesn't heartwarming? Yeah, Knowing this will never happen. Like the d-class who just want to swin with his family or the other that just want to stay with him 1 years old daughter You KNOW this will NEVER happen
1) It's explained that the results are not consistent, it doesn't *have* to show one's greatest/innermost desires, they can be passing whims. Like, say, lamenting that you couldn't find the tie you wanted to wear to work that day. 2) Even outside of that, there are plenty of things that can change without being represented physically. Such as being rid of physical/mental afflictions like Tourrettes, a burdensome memory, depression, etc. Just because drastic change isn't visible *physically* doesn't mean that one is not desired.
@@TheTaintedWisdom so then his tie was given a personality named Ralph who gives incredibly great fortune to the wearer and only likes to go out for dinner at TGIF?
some of the photos made me feel so melancholy... 049 just wants to have cured people and be commended for his work and hold a child, 106 just wants to come home from the Great War to his wife, 096 either doesn't want to kill anybody and/or hates how it looks, and 053 just wants to spend time with bestie.
Scp 501 I believe the designation was. Is a sentient tank. It's picture was one of rest. The tank was sitting in a rundown containment room. Simply rusting and letting nature settle with in it. In a world where weapons are not needed anymore. Where all can rest in peace finally.
Most of the scope that were photographed, I noticed each one was them having a simple purpose. 106 on a far, the calculator being used for hard math, 096 not existing, and jack finally dying, they all just want peace. But then there is Clef giving us the middle finger.
This is reasonable, since he is essentially immortal, which would usually make ANYONE crave death, worship death, even go so far as to try and meet with death, just for a kick out of his life.
This camera could in theory be used to gain further insight into so many mind affecting SCPs and used on other SCPs like the entry shows, it's a great research tool.
Imagine running this through SCP-914: Rough: Destroyed camera. Coarse: Regular Polaroid Camera. 1:1: No Change. Fine: Contains detailed instructions on how to obtain desire on back of picture. Very Fine: Automatically grants wish upon photo being developed. Ideas?
Coarse should be a disassembled camera and 1:1 should be a regular Polaroid in my opinion. I like the rest of it, but another cool option for very fine would be if it shows the photographer's desire in relation to the person photographed.
Contained SCP Safe: We just want to be happy. Contained SCP Euclid: We just want to be normal. Contained SCP Keter: Death and Destructions! Contained SCP Thaumiel: [Redacted] The photographer: Well ,that was expected.
i like how SCP-507 wants to be a researcher. possibly wanting to use his ability to help the friends he made in the facility or possibly to help in finding what is causing it in the first place
Calculator: wanted to be used for homework, that’s it Old man: wanted his wife and farm back Shy guy: doesn’t want to exist Random staff: *purple tie* Vending machine: *MONEE*
I mean, it’s not exactly a euclid class anomaly or anything, not even as dangerous as some other safe class anomalies. You can’t really do much with it.
The guy who just wanted a magenta tie and the cockroaches who wanted nothing just made me so jealous how can they live so happily? they're wholesome too lol
I always wondered, the calculator is a confirmed "Erick" object, just like the fridge with the kids drawing and the ball of string. Is the kid in the picture the mysterious Erick?
@@Kyumifun Using your brain is good for you, I used 5 times 6 as an example, as it is easy times tables. I am gen-Z so no jokes about being an adult who talks down to kids and doesn't explain how or why things like the TV melting your brain work as they don't.
This is… oddly wholesome. I really like it! A lot of the Subjects show that they just want to be treated normally! And even a lot of the researchers had interesting outcomes. I especially like Dr. Bright’s. Sure, it may not seem nice, but you have to realize; he just wants to rest. But no matter what, we love you, Doctor Bright. Keep making us smile.
"hey O5?" "yeah?" "you know scp-096? one of the most dangerous scp's on site?" "y-yeah" "yeah, we wanna take a picture of him with this wierd ass camera" O5: *APPROVED*
053 and 507 are probably my favorites out of the SCP batch. 053 just wants to play with her lizard friend in the sunshine and 507 just wants to a researcher/foundation member.
“If someone took a picture of you, what do you think they’ll see?” Me and Orlando Bloom surrounded by cats. I mean, I don’t know what you can do with that. But, you can’t blackmail me with it.
In the SCP Illustrated 096 and 049 video when the doctor touches the shy guy, he kind of goes in this weird mindspace thing and the Shy Guy's just little kid sitting at the base of a tree , and it made me think of that by the way it was described here, being that so far that's the only interaction with a small child that I know of with 049
He was, in alternate reality where he was for a few months. He climbed ranks real quickly as well and since then he asked several times if he can be member too
@@Raven-The-CrowX3 not really considering that he usually jumps into universes where everything is basically dangerous. He cannot choose where to go. He doesn't know how long he'll stay there. His power have really small advantages. Also he's kinda moron
I have read scp 978's wiki and it said that 999's desire is to hug the guy taking the picture while he is laughing. also, 999 is eating m&m's that time.
_"He was allowed to keep the picture afterwards."_ _Everyone liked that_ Edit: I just dont understand how this got so many likes, it was at 72 like 3 days ago
It wouldn't be. You'd have one side that is obviously better to pick and the other that is obviously worse. If they were transparent in everything they do, most of them would be in jail.
ok this one is kinda cute and i like it a lot, and the photo with 053 playing with 682 is especially precious. i hope she got to keep that picture, it's lovely.
@@babayxga9415 I'm in my 20 lol XD who use emoji when you can type is faster than even emoji, you chose the fasters options in typing :D Edit: I made simple emoji with text
@@babayxga9415 don't forget, there is no emoji on PC, you only have your keyboard/letters, no cute predrawn faces on your fingger :p Edit: unless if you're on discord or something
exactly. in fact there's a classification, "threat level." it just indicates how unpredictable/dangerous something is as opposed to object class. this camera is safe cause it is unlikely it will breach but it's threat level could be considered something like orange (dangerous). meanwhile an entity that can teleport at will but is very friendly and does nothing harmful would be object class euclid/keter and have threat level green (not beneficial but not harmful)
Dr. Bright is the most interesting photo for me. He is immortal and cannot die and has even been told not to toy with the Shy guy by having staring contests with him and not to provoke the hard to kill reptile. He cannot die EVEN IF HE WANTS TO and he ACTUALLY WANTS TO DIE.
That one guy just really wanted a magenta tie, I hope someone got him a tie that matched the picture, such a simple thing, such a simple man. Also I have no idea what my picture would show and that scares me.
I'm kind of glad I don't know mine. If it was something easily achievable, once I've done it, I'd always wonder "Well what now?" If it was something out of reach, I'd wonder, "what's the point of even trying".
That could be either super strange and cool to study or just the subject without their deficiency doing something they could enjoy if not having schizophrenia
@@clarasweetie9539 Two possibilities: 1) As the other guy said, it depends of who is controlling the body 2) The photo shows different overlapping images
You mean testing which SCP is sentient? If so, then the answer is "YES" but it may be risky. There could be a risk that SCP-978 accidentally prints out a visual cognitohazard, after all.
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 while that is true it's very unlikely to happen unless the entity in and of itself either has something to do with photographs or memetic hazards already such as the anti meme or anyone similar such as the shy guy
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 True, but it has shown that even certain SCPS that don’t really show signs of sapience are affected by the camera and have pictures of their desires taken.
It’s nearly impossible to guess what the old man wants though I have to agree with you on that one though I’m curious why haven’t the foundation try to locate the old woman’s identity if they find her they could possibly get a concrete evidence on the old mans origin and possible to negate its effects
@@ethaningram6691 or a similar thing with the calculator. Some people have theories that the kid is propably it's owner and because the kid is Eric that means he maybe is also the owner of "Eric's Toy". If the Fundation could find that kid then they would also discover something new about one or both of those SCPs
This was the first SCP RUclips video I had ever watched. The only thing in this video I remember so vividly was the researchers taking a picture of Doctor Clef and getting a censored version of his face with a middle finger plastered over it. Someone I knew what the rude hand gesture was without it having to be said. I’m 99% I was eleven at the time.
I wonder why SCP 978 isn't used as part of the containment process of sentient SCP's. If the photo comes back showing the other SCP eating a person you know for sure you have a problem on hand, but if the photo shows the SCP doing something mundane you have supporting evidence of the SCP being most likely peaceful and would have lost nothing from the experiment.
Person 1- "This camera will reveal your innermost desire. "
Person 2 - "p u r p l e t i e"
Xd
oddly wholesome
m a g e n t a t i e
Afton
D-Class: d i m m e r r o o m
Imagine being the guy who's kink is so messed up that SCP researchers have to send you away for psychiatric evalutation.
This was my fave part 🤣
"Temporary dismiss"
Yea, he ain't gonna visit the site in a normal suit that's for sure.
And whatever he did on the polaroid he will not be allowed to near it/she/he.
Plot twist: His kink was buying bath water from a specific someone.
If someone took a picture of me, depending on how I felt at the moment...
They'd probably think I'd need therapy too Lol
I can actually believe it...
God I hope that one is going on well!
Some people: **wish to go home**
Other people: **wish to get infinite chicken nuggets**
The random scientist: god i hate the color of this tie so much
this one scientist: why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties
The random guy : I want a sandwich to eat me !
@@Paathda682 Or even worse… pouring the milk in before cereal.
@@missingno2401 hello gordan
If he gets a new tie he has nothing to look forward to
The dog wanting only to play in the park with their handler is honestly heartwarming
you know what doesn't heartwarming?
Yeah, Knowing this will never happen.
Like the d-class who just want to swin with his family or the other that just want to stay with him 1 years old daughter
You KNOW this will NEVER happen
@@nadaemcomum3253 I don’t know. I remember a D-Class actually got amnestied and is now pursuing a degree in Law.
If you read the actual entry, the dog's handler actually has the same effect when photographed. They love each other so much.
I hope they then took that dogo out for a day out
I aspire to be the dude whose innermost desire was a different color tie
Ikr
1) It's explained that the results are not consistent, it doesn't *have* to show one's greatest/innermost desires, they can be passing whims. Like, say, lamenting that you couldn't find the tie you wanted to wear to work that day.
2) Even outside of that, there are plenty of things that can change without being represented physically. Such as being rid of physical/mental afflictions like Tourrettes, a burdensome memory, depression, etc. Just because drastic change isn't visible *physically* doesn't mean that one is not desired.
@@TheTaintedWisdom so then his tie was given a personality named Ralph who gives incredibly great fortune to the wearer and only likes to go out for dinner at TGIF?
Yeah. Absolute madlad
Fr, the dudes got his priorities straight
I like how the rest of the SCP are okay, and then SCP-261 its just like: I W A N T T O B E R I C H .
Elon musk 2.0
he wants to be used, cuz coins
Lol
so i have the same desires as 261!
@@josegamboa9691 .-.
"Save for the fact Clef's head was replaced with a hand making a rude gesture"
this is gold.
100% pure gold
head replaced with a middle finger
@@pootisspenser7456 Yes... congrats you explained the joke... do you want a medal or something?
@@pootisspenser7456 Does Polly want a cookie?
I want a cookie.
this scp feels like, if the scp was an anime, would be in the filler or ova episode. no tragedy no death no blood just fun.
some of the photos made me feel so melancholy... 049 just wants to have cured people and be commended for his work and hold a child, 106 just wants to come home from the Great War to his wife, 096 either doesn't want to kill anybody and/or hates how it looks, and 053 just wants to spend time with bestie.
@@memerboi8577 Still wholesome tho
Scp 501 I believe the designation was. Is a sentient tank. It's picture was one of rest. The tank was sitting in a rundown containment room. Simply rusting and letting nature settle with in it. In a world where weapons are not needed anymore. Where all can rest in peace finally.
682’s is just hilarious.
It means scp 096 doesnt want to be seen by people
I think 096 just wants to be gone.
Plot twist: the blue office chair is alive and his desire is to be the a blue office chair
Being useful and beneficial, maybe?
Like the calculator
@SydneyNotAustralian I mean, can you blame it?
the blue chair was in a room without a window in the photo, in real life there was a window
Scp 5609
I love how the calculator just wanted be used by a kid for homework and higher math. Very wholesome
i bet the kid in the photo was Eric
@@GaminGuy_ who tf is Eric
@@sten1703 the calculator’s original owner. the name “Eric” was carved into the removable sleeve and the Calculator itself talked fondly of him
@@GaminGuy_ thx for the explanation
Scp 066 anyone?
This takes 'caught in 4k' to a whole new level
Yup XD
"Caught in 4D!"
The Calculator was by far my favorite. It just wants to be appreciated for doing what it does best.
Simple and wholesome.
im kinda high and it made me genuinely sad about a fictional magic calculator cause it wasnt being used
Man how did I go from markiplier to scp
The thing deserves love and affection. Maybe from ERIC, perhaps? His name is on its backside.
It just wants to be used
I was actually thinking that it wanted to help Eric, but then I was thinking about how Eric was not possibly a good thing for them
10:00 So no one is gonna talk about how that researcher’s deepest desire is to be assaulted by a giant sandwich man?
Pornhub: Wtf- ok..write that down I guess
@@jrlopez1027. *Pornhub theme intensifies*
Maybe there was slippery salami in those bun ;) (edit auto correct wtf)
@@starkster5701 Stop please-
wth
Love the guy who's deepest darkest desire was just.... new tie.
lol same
It’s simple things in life that makes a huge difference to some
E
maybe not even new, just a different colour
Get this man a tie
I loved SCP-507’s desire to be a foundation researcher, I found that to be extremely wholesome
“He was allowed to keep the photograph afterwards”
*WHOLESOME 100*
Reddit
Edit: thanks for the gold, this is wholesome 100 big chungus everybody liked that keanu Reeves elon musk is god
Soon to be dead 100 lol
Everyone liked that
Warning: this might ruin your day
what if it was teasing like
“haha here is a picture of the family you will never see again”
starts crying
"and others showing the subject's deepest darkest desires"
that one dude: *a sub eating him*
subway vore
subway vore
Getting vored by anthropomorphic food. Now there’s a niche and embarrassing kink right there.
Vore
In America, you eat subs, in Soviet Russia, sub eats you
Rule 36 of the internet: “No matter what it is, it’s someone’s kink”
Gotta love the D-class who literally just wanted dimmer lights
and the staff who wanted a pink tie
"can we get fricken site 19 dark mode PLEASE?!"
@@rihyyo what can he say mans got priorities
As someone who's very light sensitive... yeahh...
Haha
Most of the scope that were photographed, I noticed each one was them having a simple purpose. 106 on a far, the calculator being used for hard math, 096 not existing, and jack finally dying, they all just want peace. But then there is Clef giving us the middle finger.
Damn auto correct
Correction: Clef IS the middle finger
Lol imagine if the guy that wanted a tie accually got his tie and became forever happy
It's a nice thought
Wholesome
"I GOT THE TIE!!!"
Wait.
What if he wanted to be rich 🤔.
Purple colour used to symbolize being rich since purple colour was extremely hard to make.
@@Kyumifun YEAAA I was thinking that.
Plot twist: Dr. Fisher is such a kind man he doesn’t want to bother his hamster and wants it to sleep peacefully
pheeewww
Dr Bright's desire: a tombstone
Camera: u good man?
Dr Bright: no
He's like a meseeks
*LOOK AT ME*
Immortality is a curse... put upon the most unfortunate.
Can we take a moment to see that at 5:43 the word toothbrush is misspelled?
This is reasonable, since he is essentially immortal, which would usually make ANYONE crave death, worship death, even go so far as to try and meet with death, just for a kick out of his life.
This camera could in theory be used to gain further insight into so many mind affecting SCPs and used on other SCPs like the entry shows, it's a great research tool.
The guy whos deepest desire is to have differently colored tie is a legend
A legend
@@cherylmingo8683 fr
Y e s
Yes
Y.E.S
Lol I like how the D Class’s desires are more innocent than the staff
They experienced the most disturbed stuff of course they won't want something negative
@@Emily12471 unless they have a mysterious kink
I like your words, cool man.
A violin made of a manequin :D
@@kimchhunkheang6535 considering one guy desired something beginning with V and ends with E?
SCP-999’s picture: 999 hugging all of humanity at once.
lol
Hugging the planet
Well, that was predictable :) (video reference XD)
And humanity shall hug back
It's actually scary if you consider how big must be to accomplish such task
Imagine running this through SCP-914:
Rough: Destroyed camera.
Coarse: Regular Polaroid Camera.
1:1: No Change.
Fine: Contains detailed instructions on how to obtain desire on back of picture.
Very Fine: Automatically grants wish upon photo being developed.
Ideas?
Coarse should be a disassembled camera and 1:1 should be a regular Polaroid in my opinion. I like the rest of it, but another cool option for very fine would be if it shows the photographer's desire in relation to the person photographed.
@@Transit_Angst 1:1 should be a gopro with the same anomaly
why do i want this to be a video and yea i agree with these 👍👍👍
1:1 should either be a different brand of camera and/or with a different effect like showing their greatest fear.
1:1 should be a upgraded version of the camera but with the anomalous properties
Are we not going to say anything about the guy that wanted to be held hostage by a giant evil sandwich? No? Alrighty then
No kink shame here
This question is the equivelent of kink shaming people that has a kink about the new vampire mommy from resident evil lmao
No kink shaming
Okay listen. This isnt a damn kink shame okay? I just found that to be interesting
ah yes abuse me sandwich daddy uwu
Contained SCP Safe: We just want to be happy.
Contained SCP Euclid: We just want to be normal.
Contained SCP Keter: Death and Destructions!
Contained SCP Thaumiel: [Redacted]
The photographer: Well ,that was expected.
106, a keter class that just wants to come home to his wife: I like your funny words, magic man.
I wonder what would happen if they take a picture of APOLLYON Class. I think there was only 3 Apollyons I know of.
@ASHIRA PASS melts
apollyon to keter class: you think im sort of fucking shitty joke?!
Life: out of everything why do people still die?
i like how SCP-507 wants to be a researcher. possibly wanting to use his ability to help the friends he made in the facility or possibly to help in finding what is causing it in the first place
and secure other SCPs from other universes
Yes.
SCP-507:I don't wanna fucking going there,and what ever the fuck is coming here WILL be contain by ME and my gang!
@@theeinertia4106 In a alt universe he got to do that I think maybe the wrong SCP.
@@HeyHey-pm7th MTF - SCP 507 - 1 code name NightCrawler
Always use the desire camera on Dr. Bright to get ahead of his oncoming mischiefs
Calculator: wanted to be used for homework, that’s it
Old man: wanted his wife and farm back
Shy guy: doesn’t want to exist
Random staff: *purple tie*
Vending machine: *MONEE*
Lizard: KILL KILL KILL
Dr Bright: Let me die
@@jacksongibbs8998 Lizard: *OUT*
I agree with shy guy lol
Mr Krabs
Jack: I want to die
Why did the first D class have to have such wholesome pictures when you know they gonna prob die
Your whole life flash before your eyes when you die
Class D's often get amnestics if they haven't been killed.
He probably got out and with time taken off his sentence since that’s what they do to d-class that survived
Well I don’t know if Candace how can such murderous monsters have such beautiful families
The second one was also wholesome and sad, he only wants his daughter
Not going to lie, a lot of these were really wholesome and sweet
@ Ag3nt-MC most likely spreading joy to everyone in the whole universe
Girl: I want to run into the fields with my lizard friend
If you want to call a sub eating a human than ok
Mr bright however..
@@FitzIsBetterThanYou well you can't really blame him,he's alreafy gone trough hundres of lives,he's probably bored as hell
SCP guy: This camera must be kept here at all costs!
Also SCP guy: *reveals exactly where the camera is locked*
He likes to watch the world burn
I mean, it’s not exactly a euclid class anomaly or anything, not even as dangerous as some other safe class anomalies. You can’t really do much with it.
*Blackmail left the chat*
Alright the one with the calculator just wanting to be used as a normal calculator is actually the cutest thing I've seen all day
The guy who just wanted a magenta tie and the cockroaches who wanted nothing just made me so jealous
how can they live so happily? they're wholesome too lol
Iinob that’s the cutest thing?
The dog wanting a day in the park with its handler was pretty cute too.
I always wondered, the calculator is a confirmed "Erick" object, just like the fridge with the kids drawing and the ball of string. Is the kid in the picture the mysterious Erick?
I love the books that appear on the calculator’s photo labeled, difficult math, hard math, and math you need a calculator for.
Not very creative, is it? Wholesome anyway.
5:32 tothbrush
Don't do 5 times 6 on a calculator kids.
@@hinthdarkshot2117 hold up
Why?
@@Kyumifun Using your brain is good for you, I used 5 times 6 as an example, as it is easy times tables. I am gen-Z so no jokes about being an adult who talks down to kids and doesn't explain how or why things like the TV melting your brain work as they don't.
Imagine taking a photo of SCP-682 and it just sits there with a Hamburger and thats it.
*Scp-343 happy noises*
check SCP-682-CU
Laughter 😂
*Exhales air*
Get this man a burger
The way he said yes yes it was after revealing 682s desire was halarious
u got mores m's than me wtf
"-what she got was the picture of her husband in the arms of his secretary."
Well ooof that man is kinda gonna have a really bad day.
More like a lanslide
Well...guess that means honeymoon might be canceled?
My man is gonna sleep in the couch tonight
@regular youtube account and how do you know that, hmm?
busted
Love how the vending machine just wants to be rich. It’ wants to be rich so bad it even extended it’s reach across the multiverse
Relatable
"Thankfully the camera is kept securely"
*proceeds to tell the exact location of it*
Theyre challenging us
Good bye privacy ಥ‿ಥ
The only thing ur goning to find from me is me blowing up stuff with my missle
@Trinity Mudungo hi depression
THE secret foundation with wiki that anyone can access
This is… oddly wholesome. I really like it! A lot of the Subjects show that they just want to be treated normally! And even a lot of the researchers had interesting outcomes. I especially like Dr. Bright’s. Sure, it may not seem nice, but you have to realize; he just wants to rest. But no matter what, we love you, Doctor Bright. Keep making us smile.
And yes, I am 100% pro-Bright.
Remember kids; it never says that you can't do something because he can't!
It's a relatively harmless SCP tested in a controlled environment. I'd imagine that there's only so much you can do with it to make it scary
The roaches really said “we just happy to be here”
Well since the roaches well fed they more happy to stay there
This needs more likes.
Yep
“He was playing a cello made out of a dismembered mannequin”
The photo: *him playing it like a violin*
Tothbrush
Whats your point?
Isnt that the horrifying part
I wonder how that would sound
Cello is bigger and played in a different manner, but atleast he didnt blow in it. 😉🎶
@@ilkkarautio2449 I meant specifically one made from a dismembered mannequin
"hey O5?"
"yeah?"
"you know scp-096? one of the most dangerous scp's on site?"
"y-yeah"
"yeah, we wanna take a picture of him with this wierd ass camera"
O5: *APPROVED*
Everyone: Umm he is going to-!
O5: DoN't QuEsTiOn Us! We ArE *aLwAyS* RiGhT!!
Everyone: I know he going to breach-!
05: *KeTeR dUtIeS FoR A mOnTh*
And then they turn around and deny testing on SCP-079, who as far as I can tell is just bitter about it's less than stellar predicament.
Fortunately, the picture didnt show any part of his face
Lol
His desire is to not kill people
053 and 507 are probably my favorites out of the SCP batch. 053 just wants to play with her lizard friend in the sunshine and 507 just wants to a researcher/foundation member.
“If someone took a picture of you, what do you think they’ll see?”
Me and Orlando Bloom surrounded by cats. I mean, I don’t know what you can do with that. But, you can’t blackmail me with it.
who doesnt want to be surrounded with cats
Hell yes, Legolas and chill
Yes nothing is better than that
Womens
me surrounded by anime men and females I simp for-
fuck..... thas a lot...
The shy guys picture is kinda sad, he probably wishes to not exist.
or to not be seen
hes shy
@@tonykhang1984 Yep
I'm pretty sure it just means he doesn't want to be seen, that's his whole deal.
I don't think shy guy has desires since he is not sentient,so he doesn't have a mind
I find it genuinely moving that 049's greatest desire is to continue to comfort 096 in his crying little kid form
thats not 096
His *what* ?
In the SCP Illustrated 096 and 049 video when the doctor touches the shy guy, he kind of goes in this weird mindspace thing and the Shy Guy's just little kid sitting at the base of a tree , and it made me think of that by the way it was described here, being that so far that's the only interaction with a small child that I know of with 049
Gotta be honest, when I first wrote the log for SCP-049 I wasn't thinking of the child being 096 but after all there's no canon in SCP :)
Not the worst way to be forced to come out. After all, your transition goals are *literally* right there.
Yes, now it confirms it it looks like SCP-096 doesn't want to be seen.
i feel bad for whoever had to look at that photo
@@HorsiMusic well, I mean, he wasn’t even in the photo, so probably didn’t have the same effects?
I feel horrible for the people how had to take it and recover and look at it
who would have thought lmao.
That actually made it sad, all it wants is to not be seen, to be fully invisible :/
"If someone took a photo of you what would they see"
Me: Vertical slabs in minecraft
My friend: Meme Lord
There's a mod for that, they are as useful as you think
*me staring at my burning school *
Cave update
@@thebemisman1605 that’s a thing now
Narrator-"The world's best toothbrush"
Animator-"The world's best tothbrush"
You got some explaining to do animator
@@hannathompson4376 I mean, that is the correct way to spell it. On SCP-063 it is stenciled in as "The World's Best Thothbrush"
I was going to give a like but then I saw that this comment had 34 likes and it reminded of something..........
tothbrush
tothbrush famin
4:58
This is wholesome as hell; enough to make a grown man cry and that’s okay
The teleporting man just wanted to be a researcher too😭😭😭
He was, in alternate reality where he was for a few months. He climbed ranks real quickly as well and since then he asked several times if he can be member too
@@azriel3676 am I right?
@@Raven-The-CrowX3 not really considering that he usually jumps into universes where everything is basically dangerous.
He cannot choose where to go.
He doesn't know how long he'll stay there.
His power have really small advantages. Also he's kinda moron
@@Raven-The-CrowX3 also.. Killing scarlet King isn't something that foundation is capable of
@@azriel3676 cool.
I love how all the researchers just want to go home as their “greatest desire”
And the one guy just wants a new tie
@@lifethoughts6853 *purple tie
Kinda wholesome that most SCP's just want to be treated well or have general freedom.
Or kinda messed up that living normally is their truest desire, but i guess it's perspective
What was 999 I wonder
@@codysonic1 perhaps him being in a crowd of happy people.
@Lavanya Singh Or both.
simple solution to 978 blackmail:
- If you're about to be photographed, think of SCP-2521
- Image is removed existence the moment it develops
The fact that they did not show 999's desire makes me real mad
We would prob see it playing with creatures
Its pretty obvious tho
*It's better that way.*
It would probally be everyone happy and scarlet king defeated
I have read scp 978's wiki and it said that 999's desire is to hug the guy taking the picture while he is laughing.
also, 999 is eating m&m's that time.
“His head was replaced by a hand making a rude gesture”
That is hilarious!
Well I don't know that Doctors History so I didn't got it
🖕
@@Sumirevins it meant his head was replaced by a hand giving them the middle finger
"Hey Bright look at me!"
*Bright turns around*
"Haha fuck you!"
My god the calculator one was so wholesome it just wants to be used for it's purpose 😢.
Yea
Ikr
“Math you need to use a calculator for”
Please can we let the calculator free
'Cutest' calculator 7:43
"Well, that was predictable"
Favorite line so far
Cockroaches are perfectly happy with their existence and that makes me so inexplicably happy.
Nah, they're just stupid bugs that fly everywhere and eat any shit they find.
Yeah I'm blatophobic, they scare the shit out of me
It makes me angry
gfox i totally agree! despite being in conditions we wouldn't like, they're happy even in that container 😁
That or cockroaches are immune to the effect of the camera. They're immune to basically everything else, so...
@@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale xD
_"He was allowed to keep the picture afterwards."_
_Everyone liked that_
Edit: I just dont understand how this got so many likes, it was at 72 like 3 days ago
It was cute-
@@cheeriochurro neo that you
In an alternate universe were he didn't get to keep it: *sad music on the worlds smallest violin*
@@harrisonleon577 😢
I liked that
Imagine how interesting politics and presidential elections would be the camera was a thing
countries would be going into civil war at that point lol
It wouldn't be. You'd have one side that is obviously better to pick and the other that is obviously worse. If they were transparent in everything they do, most of them would be in jail.
@@matthewmorgan582 like I said interesting
@@2DI0pictures u could find trumps intentions
Stop before a flame war happens
ok this one is kinda cute and i like it a lot, and the photo with 053 playing with 682 is especially precious. i hope she got to keep that picture, it's lovely.
I love how a lot of these SCPs just wanted to be happy and have normal lives.
All of them scp 682
@@truck-us5pp that's his normal life and he's happy
@@truck-us5pp that's his normal life and he's happy
@@ceae69 Reply twice
@@ceae69 Replying twice
Camera: *looks at self*
Camera: what do I desire.
Camera: *error*
I desire to know what other people desire
I think they did that with a mirror or something and it didn't do anything special.
it might be the mirror's desire rather than camera
Whenever I look at the mirror I feel the same
This is my copy of the desire camera, it shows my deepest desires...
Camera: I want a taco
Apparently, I want a taco.
Narrator: shake the Poloroid photo while it develops
Outcast: HEYYYYY YAAAAAAA
Shake it shake it shake it shake shake
@@deidredarling8352 SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PIII-CHAAAA
@@vsgfilmgroup shut up
@@scp049leplaguedocter3 DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
I love the one with the little girl and the beast in the field, how happy
So basically the Mirror of Erised but in the SCP universe and it's also a camera
*YES*
Also other people can see someone else’s desire
yes
Nerrrrrrd
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only guy who believes that.
when somebody takes a photo of me and shows my desire:
In the photo: pizza rolls
😂😂
If someone takes photo of me my desire is..
Hamburger bed
@@erniemaemalle1244 LOL
ReeKid vibes are emanating from you
Take a picture and all you will see is me eating a bunch of pretzels
Everyone: "I want this and that"
meanwhile
Dr.Bright: "I want to fucking die!" XD lol
"XD lol" fam shut the fuck up you cringy year 6
@AceKiller Games it's for comedy effect r/woosh
@@babayxga9415 I'm in my 20 lol XD who use emoji when you can type is faster than even emoji, you chose the fasters options in typing :D
Edit: I made simple emoji with text
@@babayxga9415 don't forget, there is no emoji on PC, you only have your keyboard/letters, no cute predrawn faces on your fingger :p
Edit: unless if you're on discord or something
Well that’s one thing me and doctor bright have in common 😀
7:10 probably because 096 doesn’t want to be seen. It’s Desire is to become invisible
I find it terrifying that 682 has memorized what every single member of the foundation staff looks like.
Gecko Boi want out.
Elephants:
Finnaly, a worthy opponent.
@Sh♡to he did hunt down one specific researcher just because he laughed at him
@@shgds On the SCP-682 When day breaks scenario
@@AGA-q3f what happend to when day breaks reality is it just there and the scp foundation we follow never had that or got the distress signal about it
"The most innermost desires"
Housewifes:
*INVEST*
more like couples and married people.
@@Luxstar13 yeah yeah, i know
XD
@@michaelmatter2630 hi ok
Me:make 9+10= 21
This seems like a perfect example of a scp that is classified safe and the chaos it could cause if the foundation didn't keep it under wraps...
exactly. in fact there's a classification, "threat level." it just indicates how unpredictable/dangerous something is as opposed to object class. this camera is safe cause it is unlikely it will breach but it's threat level could be considered something like orange (dangerous). meanwhile an entity that can teleport at will but is very friendly and does nothing harmful would be object class euclid/keter and have threat level green (not beneficial but not harmful)
Dr. Bright is the most interesting photo for me. He is immortal and cannot die and has even been told not to toy with the Shy guy by having staring contests with him and not to provoke the hard to kill reptile. He cannot die EVEN IF HE WANTS TO and he ACTUALLY WANTS TO DIE.
That one guy just really wanted a magenta tie, I hope someone got him a tie that matched the picture, such a simple thing, such a simple man. Also I have no idea what my picture would show and that scares me.
me neither dude i have no clue what mine would show
I'm kind of glad I don't know mine. If it was something easily achievable, once I've done it, I'd always wonder "Well what now?" If it was something out of reach, I'd wonder, "what's the point of even trying".
Same.
I wonder what mine would show, though I have ideas
mine probably would just be going to the backrooms
Wow, Dr. Brights desire is to finally die, that's kinda sad.
Not like it’s shocking though He has mentioned it on countless occasions
@@greenrandall143 mostly because he isn't immortal, he _can't die_
Wich, if you think about it, it's horrible
Unless you read "Unfinished Business" after "Games Reality Benders Play".
@@valterfara5027 I read unfinished business is it related to games reality vendors playing anyway
@@valterfara5027 I haven’t read the other one
I’m surprised that they didn’t test it on a schizophrenic.
That could be either super strange and cool to study or just the subject without their deficiency doing something they could enjoy if not having schizophrenia
You good sir are a genius but wait if a person has split personality's what will the camera show 🤔
@@clarasweetie9539 it depends who's controlling the body
@@clarasweetie9539
Two possibilities:
1) As the other guy said, it depends of who is controlling the body
2) The photo shows different overlapping images
@@user-unos111 or it'll show two different people next to each other representing two different personalities 🤔
Some of these pictures make me smile, some SCPs just want to see people they love or enjoying themselves.
Theoretically this could be used as a test for SCP intelligence or actually having conscious
You mean testing which SCP is sentient?
If so, then the answer is "YES" but it may be risky.
There could be a risk that SCP-978 accidentally prints out a visual cognitohazard, after all.
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 while that is true it's very unlikely to happen unless the entity in and of itself either has something to do with photographs or memetic hazards already such as the anti meme or anyone similar such as the shy guy
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 True, but it has shown that even certain SCPS that don’t really show signs of sapience are affected by the camera and have pictures of their desires taken.
@@namelessentity1167 well 343 is sentient but show no changes. I mean he is god so
@@loljay3281 he is a reality warper he can choose what it shows
Nobody:
That one doctor: damn, i wished i choose the other tie this morning
"I think we bought the wrong camera"
Well where did you buy it?
@@anonymous-fv6dx walmart
goodwill?
Wish
*Bought
1:45 Or that the chair really enjoyed being a chair.
haha so wholesome how one employee just wanted a purple tie
yes
yes
Dr. Bright just wanting to be dead.
Dr. Scranton: "First Time?"
hah lol
nah, Scranton just want to have quiet life with his wife on farm
@@pandora5051 ah ok
3001 is such a terrifying story, immortality is the worst form of torture
@@gaminggramps1956 yep, especially if said immortal person is in a reality where nothing exists
Cockroaches are chill, they just wanna exist where they are
They are disgusting creatures i want them to be endangeres
@@sryinge3867 and so is humanity
@@alkaupadhyay7650 humanity is not endangered
@@ERROR-k9v neither are cockroaches. He wanted them to, i wanted us to be.
If they want to exist why they keep coming to my house
Truly the most terrifying scp. Shy guy and sculpture has nothing on it.
Maybe SCP-106 was a farmer and wants to go back to his "home" and see the old lady who I assume was his wife?
It’s nearly impossible to guess what the old man wants though I have to agree with you on that one though I’m curious why haven’t the foundation try to locate the old woman’s identity if they find her they could possibly get a concrete evidence on the old mans origin and possible to negate its effects
@@ethaningram6691 or a similar thing with the calculator.
Some people have theories that the kid is propably it's owner and because the kid is Eric that means he maybe is also the owner of "Eric's Toy". If the Fundation could find that kid then they would also discover something new about one or both of those SCPs
well 106 WAS a ww1 soldier before becoming 106
@@danteydantes8415 you mean Dr. Scranton?
@@pandora5051 no i mean that scp-106's origin story was that he was a ww1 soldier (which was already anomalous) and merged with another anomaly
Man I feel bad for Jack Bright... he just wants to finally pass on from being immortal and tormented by the gang dudes. He just wants to _rest._
I know. I cried.
They: take photo of me
My desire: Shrek inviting me to his swamp
Oh no that could be understood in a very bad way
yep
Personally id like a lot of explosives, a sick ass truck, a target to blow up, and a cool suit so i dont die
@@wildestmage4254 that was the joke.
Are you the guy with the temporary physical leave?
This was the first SCP RUclips video I had ever watched.
The only thing in this video I remember so vividly was the researchers taking a picture of Doctor Clef and getting a censored version of his face with a middle finger plastered over it.
Someone I knew what the rude hand gesture was without it having to be said.
I’m 99% I was eleven at the time.
“Hmm I wonder what scp 682 desire is”
682: “I tell my desire every day”
Well what you expect
No one's talking about how the magazine says *"Rule 34."*
We dont do that here
They have good taste
I was like BRUH
No one is talking about how 847 is on the cover.
And that the maniqiun Scp was on it
"If someone took a picture of you with this camera what would they see?"
Me watching a show about SCPs
To be it would be just watching youtube videos or me beating skeletron with absolutely no problems
I wonder why SCP 978 isn't used as part of the containment process of sentient SCP's.
If the photo comes back showing the other SCP eating a person you know for sure you have a problem on hand, but if the photo shows the SCP doing something mundane you have supporting evidence of the SCP being most likely peaceful and would have lost nothing from the experiment.