cousin greg being on a whole other level in succession s2

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  • @jeesuk
    @jeesuk 3 года назад +8652

    Every small opening I see is a reminder that the attack child has mercifully allowed me to live another day.

    • @zikhona-4111
      @zikhona-4111 3 года назад +61

      what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?

    • @jeesuk
      @jeesuk 3 года назад +152

      @@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 3 года назад +2

      ......................

    • @sparkylikestrash3788
      @sparkylikestrash3788 3 года назад +67

      ​@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 2 года назад +3

      @@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂

  • @markusklein7222
    @markusklein7222 3 года назад +11912

    Greg Princibles :
    1. Against Racism
    2. Dont lie.... if you are the news.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 3 года назад +538

      Better than most people's

    • @bradjackson1691
      @bradjackson1691 3 года назад +952

      Also, always ask politely before blackmailing someone.

    • @sonicextremities9570
      @sonicextremities9570 3 года назад +59

      He may not have any principles but he sure does have princibles. (sorry)

    • @breezingby2611
      @breezingby2611 3 года назад +17

      Simple but effective

    • @chippsymcstagger4571
      @chippsymcstagger4571 3 года назад +48

      Don't forget that Nazis are the worst

  • @silvermeta2421
    @silvermeta2421 3 года назад +9695

    I love how Greg fears everyone but Logan.

    • @silvermeta2421
      @silvermeta2421 3 года назад +141

      Because Evan ik.

    • @georgedanilov8898
      @georgedanilov8898 2 года назад +1120

      It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it )
      He likes Greg, he is a survivor too

    • @MilmorInc
      @MilmorInc 2 года назад +816

      Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment
      Something only really noticeable upon second watch.

    • @pffilms2522
      @pffilms2522 2 года назад +243

      He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.

    • @kgizzle92
      @kgizzle92 2 года назад +347

      Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!

  • @asanokatana
    @asanokatana 2 года назад +1219

    Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.

  • @juiceboxgrl
    @juiceboxgrl 3 года назад +8121

    I think its just funny how he's literally 6 foot 6, way taller than everyone on the show, yet he's literally a lanky child

    • @Stattasktics
      @Stattasktics 3 года назад +57

      He is the Einstein of the crew

    • @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752
      @icouldntreallythinkofaname2752 3 года назад +306

      He’s actually 6 foot 7

    • @prundonmcavoy7155
      @prundonmcavoy7155 3 года назад +18

      Ahaha dude I had never put that together but that is such a good detail.

    • @shop-a-holic3194
      @shop-a-holic3194 3 года назад +43

      I feel he will be the successor at the end. He has the full package..

    • @xtxpxhx
      @xtxpxhx 3 года назад +10

      @@shop-a-holic3194 in that he's clueless as we are 🤔

  • @ianforsyth9075
    @ianforsyth9075 3 года назад +5427

    “A person can definitely fit through there, a small person, an attack child”
    Bro I’m rolling

    • @snowchips9596
      @snowchips9596 3 года назад +27

      I literally died laughing 🤣

    • @adamya8189
      @adamya8189 2 года назад +4

      Attack child 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 года назад +6

      @@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?

    • @christopherbanuelos4780
      @christopherbanuelos4780 2 года назад +21

      When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird Год назад +2

      @@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.

  • @ashleighdurant1770
    @ashleighdurant1770 3 года назад +2775

    The greatest trick Gregg Egg ever pulled was convincing the world he was a harmless fool.

    • @bruceturnbull4219
      @bruceturnbull4219 2 года назад +193

      he’s even convinced himself of that

    • @gothicxromantic
      @gothicxromantic 2 года назад +104

      “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”

    • @minister2965
      @minister2965 Год назад +1

      And now hes on top

    • @etrip9134
      @etrip9134 Год назад +41

      ​@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top

    • @KnucklesxReala911
      @KnucklesxReala911 Год назад +31

      ​@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have

  • @analunu
    @analunu 3 года назад +1743

    HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!

  • @flowercat0
    @flowercat0 4 года назад +6519

    I love this man so much
    "If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"

    • @jashnchahal7544
      @jashnchahal7544 3 года назад +669

      ‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +151

      Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs

    • @secret222
      @secret222 3 года назад +179

      @@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion

    • @crazymonkey1545
      @crazymonkey1545 3 года назад +38

      Are you alright?

    • @franka1621
      @franka1621 2 года назад +24

      @@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂

  • @PoochMan93
    @PoochMan93 3 года назад +3393

    “The thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, is me”

    • @SpellingBeeC
      @SpellingBeeC Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @explodingplant2
      @explodingplant2 Год назад +10

      I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show

    • @dga52
      @dga52 Год назад +4

      so great hahhahahahahah

  • @chickeneffect
    @chickeneffect 3 года назад +3013

    3:42 "are you asking me if you can blackmail me" Tom has HEART EYES

    • @ellie5477
      @ellie5477 3 года назад +166

      they should be cannon!!

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 года назад +84

      Well, I accept your blackmail

    • @rarafura1315
      @rarafura1315 2 года назад +87

      FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n Год назад +14

      At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂

    • @MrEddie
      @MrEddie 3 месяца назад

      @@vkd8721I'm not blackmailing you-

  • @jaydaniels6172
    @jaydaniels6172 3 года назад +4920

    I loved the worlds most polite blackmail, and how happy Tom was that it was happening.

    • @ZarilloKi
      @ZarilloKi 3 года назад +337

      He was so proud 😂

    • @genuineparticle
      @genuineparticle 2 года назад +48

      I'll never tell

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 года назад +7

      @@genuineparticle but he did

    • @richardteuchler
      @richardteuchler 2 года назад +19

      That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆

    • @zazabroom
      @zazabroom Год назад +15

      Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣

  • @cowboysonfilm
    @cowboysonfilm 3 года назад +2383

    not pictured: greg trying to sing along to kendall's dundee rap (despite never having heard it before)

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 года назад +153

      L TO THE OG

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 3 года назад +57

      @@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG

    • @everetthaddock1140
      @everetthaddock1140 3 года назад +41

      @@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN

    • @philim9267
      @philim9267 2 года назад +40

      @@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO

    • @freesuckerMCR
      @freesuckerMCR 2 года назад +72

      Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.

  • @ykwhattheysay.3176
    @ykwhattheysay.3176 2 года назад +426

    The way he hugs people is so funny , it’s like he’s hugging children

    • @edaj1990
      @edaj1990 Год назад +25

      Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha

  • @mrmagoozle
    @mrmagoozle 3 года назад +1672

    You missed one of the best bits when Greg meets the mother of the Roy’s!
    “Hello your excellency”

  • @perspectivesmatter7440
    @perspectivesmatter7440 3 года назад +4191

    "you cant make few tommllets without breaking some greggs" has to be the best quote of all time.
    Also "negotiate bit of Gregxit" LMAO

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 года назад +132

      Don’t forget Greg sprinkles

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +88

      @@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?

    • @elzbthcho
      @elzbthcho 3 года назад +32

      Gregxit 😭

  • @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890
    @luzclaritas.dealmeida4890 3 года назад +1415

    "so I shall" kills me every single time

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +23

      How else does one answer in the affirmative?

  • @kman20
    @kman20 3 года назад +754

    Breaking Bad was about the evolution of Walter White into Heisenberg. Succession is about the evolution of Greg the egg into the CEO of Waystar

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 года назад +5

      Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt

  • @pursuitofvictories5
    @pursuitofvictories5 4 года назад +2948

    cousin greg IS the Moment.

    • @nijohn12
      @nijohn12 3 года назад +31

      "now come on now"
      lmfao

    • @DSY646
      @DSY646 3 года назад +34

      “I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇

    • @hammeringinmyhead2
      @hammeringinmyhead2 3 года назад +9

      He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @DianeCooperTW
      @DianeCooperTW 3 года назад +5

      He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.

    • @caraj5054
      @caraj5054 2 года назад

      TRUEEEE

  • @lumilad
    @lumilad 3 года назад +1699

    His grandfather looks so fed up every time Greg opens his mouth. I love it.

    • @chimp4225
      @chimp4225 Год назад +26

      Classic Tacitus

    • @sesaarinen
      @sesaarinen 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂

  • @sgtlamancha805
    @sgtlamancha805 3 года назад +2360

    “Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 года назад +116

      Tom carries the show for me

    • @lifotheparty6195
      @lifotheparty6195 3 года назад +31

      Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury.
      I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.

    • @loubloom777
      @loubloom777 3 года назад +104

      "Shut up..."
      "Easy"

    • @erikzherrllo6960
      @erikzherrllo6960 3 года назад +9

      @@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 года назад +38

      BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!

  • @isoldewas
    @isoldewas 4 года назад +833

    “The evidence does not wish to be destroyed”

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 3 года назад +1839

    The writing of this show is truly out of this world.

    • @Hhhhhrro
      @Hhhhhrro 3 года назад

      Arthur Fleck heresy

    • @melodyal3357
      @melodyal3357 3 года назад +1

      So agree!!!👍👏

    • @cicranelnaz
      @cicranelnaz 3 года назад +24

      This is a once in a lifetime show

    • @oight
      @oight 3 года назад +7

      i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context.
      then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆

    • @Samelala
      @Samelala 2 года назад +2

      @@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all

  • @Rgdarkchild
    @Rgdarkchild 3 года назад +9015

    Greg is gonna somehow end up on top

    • @kevinkiarie9237
      @kevinkiarie9237 3 года назад +280

      Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.

    • @meganspencer805
      @meganspencer805 3 года назад +27

      kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌

    • @amazingabby25
      @amazingabby25 3 года назад +176

      I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg

    • @milk_cow_blues
      @milk_cow_blues 3 года назад +10

      amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.

    • @Rgdarkchild
      @Rgdarkchild 3 года назад +24

      @@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end

  • @Chief24914
    @Chief24914 2 года назад +284

    “THIS is the safe room”
    “How is it safe? It’s just a room!!!!!”
    This was actually a very accurate yet hilarious statement

  • @musicman9023
    @musicman9023 2 года назад +359

    "Male rape... rrrrrrr-ape of the male" always gets me, without fail!

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 8 месяцев назад +2

      That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke

  • @faisaldai1794
    @faisaldai1794 3 года назад +4190

    Tom and greg are the best duo i've ever seen

    • @tchombre1992
      @tchombre1992 3 года назад +141

      They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.

    • @weasle620
      @weasle620 3 года назад +222

      You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!

    • @celine7811231
      @celine7811231 3 года назад

      @@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 года назад +22

      gay people

    • @vaskylark
      @vaskylark 3 года назад +11

      @@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.

  • @earthteacherbk
    @earthteacherbk 3 года назад +582

    Never noticed Ken's reaction to Greg hugging him. Like it was unusual for him to receive genuine appreciation and gratitude from someone with a hug.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 года назад +44

      Roman's reaction was even better

    • @dalayarichardson5977
      @dalayarichardson5977 2 года назад +25

      I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg

    • @davidburros8619
      @davidburros8619 Год назад +3

      Such a great moment for both of them….

  • @bchen0709
    @bchen0709 3 года назад +1108

    “But they are NOT, IN FACT, receipts.”

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 года назад +106

      THE DELIVERY

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 года назад +97

      I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 года назад +42

      Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind

    • @fanboy5272
      @fanboy5272 3 года назад +30

      @@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".

    • @catneedham4913
      @catneedham4913 3 года назад +9

      Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂

  • @nidhihebbar7472
    @nidhihebbar7472 3 года назад +258

    "i just want someone to touch my head" he is A CHILDDDDD

  • @blaccnblu
    @blaccnblu 2 года назад +666

    Remember when Greg told everyone he'd be going by GregORY from now on, and then it was never mentioned again.

    • @alsimanche
      @alsimanche 2 года назад +7

      Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something

    • @atrainofthought99
      @atrainofthought99 2 года назад +43

      @@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather.
      Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 2 года назад +32

      @@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀

    • @Xyz-ht3rx
      @Xyz-ht3rx 2 года назад +51

      @@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out

    • @R.444-
      @R.444- Год назад +28

      @@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age

  • @sara_gozakam7593
    @sara_gozakam7593 3 года назад +800

    5:18 are we really not going to talk about Greg calling himself “Pretty boy”? Because I think it’s beautiful

    • @Chlo255
      @Chlo255 2 года назад +110

      King of self love

    • @dqc7179
      @dqc7179 2 года назад +70

      He knows.

    • @wolfbees
      @wolfbees 2 года назад +57

      he’s right he IS pretty 😌

    • @ykwhattheysay.3176
      @ykwhattheysay.3176 2 года назад +52

      Self aware king

  • @jameslatin2939
    @jameslatin2939 3 года назад +338

    "I'm more than a sprinkle."
    Greg, you're arguing in the wrong direction!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 года назад +11

      That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.

  • @yq2586
    @yq2586 3 года назад +1348

    his breakdown in the bathroom is the funniest shit ever

    • @SorroVEVO
      @SorroVEVO 3 года назад +78

      i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.

    • @miltonmontiel853
      @miltonmontiel853 3 года назад +128

      He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 года назад +9

      @@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background

  • @burtmacklinfbi5988
    @burtmacklinfbi5988 3 года назад +262

    I would like to put this character into a cup with some leaves and twigs and observe him

  • @alibellule
    @alibellule 4 года назад +460

    “perhaps thriving in the sand” the way he has me dying all the time is almost unfair

  • @kiribundi
    @kiribundi 3 года назад +702

    I call he inherits everything. It makes the most sense for his character arc

    • @chlorisae
      @chlorisae 3 года назад +86

      definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top

    • @jsghetler
      @jsghetler 2 года назад +6

      Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.

    • @daddydoza5164
      @daddydoza5164 2 года назад +11

      @@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 2 года назад

      It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning

    • @Maxxximilian90
      @Maxxximilian90 Год назад

      It didn’t.

  • @bridgetclooney3453
    @bridgetclooney3453 3 года назад +252

    He’s so creative as an actor

  • @matthewfera2954
    @matthewfera2954 3 года назад +188

    Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.

  • @joeyjoejoe3011
    @joeyjoejoe3011 3 года назад +217

    "benign fungus...great title for your memoirs" The man is a master at delivering sarcasm, in a more upbeat way as well. Earns every penny on this show

  • @agustorena
    @agustorena 3 года назад +833

    4:22 Greg spelled secret with a C and then tried to make it look like an S. The level of detail of this show is mind blowing

    • @user-xh4br5do2w
      @user-xh4br5do2w 3 года назад +189

      maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha

    • @keithiso8903
      @keithiso8903 3 года назад +64

      Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂

    • @lessthanthreemetal
      @lessthanthreemetal Год назад +2

      ​@@keithiso8903panflits lmao

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 Год назад

      Lmao holy shit that's amazing

  • @onlythelonely93
    @onlythelonely93 4 года назад +563

    But on other news kendall being dead behind the eyes when anyone(except maybe stewy)hugs him is something we should address.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 3 года назад +26

      When he hugged shiv he wasn't

    • @peterumathum4903
      @peterumathum4903 3 года назад +95

      "cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"

  • @egglaplant
    @egglaplant 2 года назад +152

    kills me when he looks at himself in the mirror and just says "rape of the male" wtf

  • @greenflowerstreet
    @greenflowerstreet 3 года назад +117

    “if it is to be said”
    “sorry?”
    “if it is to be said, so it be-so it is.”

  • @sophie-hu4nv
    @sophie-hu4nv 4 года назад +750

    im obsessed with ewan. this family IS full of vipers so true king

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 4 года назад +97

      I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.

    • @_JudgeDredd
      @_JudgeDredd 3 года назад +39

      He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha

    • @tyler547
      @tyler547 3 года назад +64

      He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off

    • @cethomas324
      @cethomas324 3 года назад +1

      @@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.

    • @feyrol42
      @feyrol42 3 года назад

      @@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!

  • @suburbanweekend
    @suburbanweekend 3 года назад +194

    We have all been Greg. That is why we love him.

  • @helpconflict9851
    @helpconflict9851 3 года назад +193

    In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.

  • @megandunklin6147
    @megandunklin6147 3 года назад +161

    It's hard to take Matthew seriously as Tom, when at one time he was the crush of my life because he was Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 года назад +17

      Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.

    • @wackybrattyx
      @wackybrattyx 2 года назад

      @@lucapellari5985 What language is this?

    • @goncalocaldeira6536
      @goncalocaldeira6536 2 года назад +1

      @@wackybrattyx Portuguese

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 2 года назад +666

    Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.

    • @merchantvagabond
      @merchantvagabond 2 года назад +181

      I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv

    • @gudetamaenthusiast8315
      @gudetamaenthusiast8315 2 года назад +114

      mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 2 года назад +43

      @@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg

    • @jplace524
      @jplace524 2 года назад +37

      Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 2 года назад +35

      Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 3 года назад +142

    "God, Tacitus, just, he- all killer no filler with him." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @The0neWomanShow
    @The0neWomanShow 3 года назад +86

    his entire congressional hearing was hilarious 'if it is to be said then so it is' and 'you can speak to us normally' 'yes sir, so I shall'

  • @slashdisco
    @slashdisco 3 года назад +3169

    I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.

    • @tak3aw4y6
      @tak3aw4y6 3 года назад +140

      He did essentially kill a guy

    • @slashdisco
      @slashdisco 3 года назад +337

      @@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk.
      It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.

    • @calebdye2959
      @calebdye2959 3 года назад +167

      @@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash

    • @SH-op9hc
      @SH-op9hc 3 года назад +144

      @@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death

    • @Wesley-kk2ir
      @Wesley-kk2ir 3 года назад +21

      @@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash

  • @leena6900
    @leena6900 3 года назад +83

    "A small person, an attack child"

  • @FabalociousDee
    @FabalociousDee 2 года назад +2103

    The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.

    • @keysersoze5032
      @keysersoze5032 2 года назад +387

      No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.

    • @ecurb10
      @ecurb10 2 года назад +159

      I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!

    • @samanthadilillo3585
      @samanthadilillo3585 2 года назад +153

      He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.

    • @kara7145
      @kara7145 Год назад +27

      @@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves

    • @GoAsCloseAsYouCan
      @GoAsCloseAsYouCan Год назад

      Disgusting Brotherssss

  • @Jay.Cartwright
    @Jay.Cartwright 2 года назад +48

    the delivery of "ooh but they are not IN FACT receipts" absolutely finished me, such a good performance

  • @kittycattt93
    @kittycattt93 3 года назад +153

    Greg always being flustered and never knowing whats going on, whilst also being done so much at points is us watching the show 😂😂😭💀

  • @theangrycowb0y
    @theangrycowb0y 3 года назад +127

    The "fuck yeah" Greg leg kick (when he gets his apt) might be my favorite moment, of many, through the first two seasons.

  • @darymarkova
    @darymarkova 3 года назад +803

    Cousin Greg and Kendall are gonna rule the whole damn empire by the end of this show, mark my words 🙌

  • @hattorihonzo8340
    @hattorihonzo8340 2 года назад +62

    “HOW IS IT SAFE?!? ITS JUST A ROOM”
    Bro that line had me rolling on the couch

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 года назад +409

    this man means literally everything to me

  • @ffs6969f4u
    @ffs6969f4u Год назад +34

    Seeing Greg gregging for almost 9 minutes is exactly what my day needed. Thank you.

  • @Arunabh5feb1996
    @Arunabh5feb1996 3 года назад +341

    An attack child is the worst kind of child

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 2 года назад +85

    "Would you like that? Pretty boy like you" I was dying laughing at that

  • @leojbramble
    @leojbramble 3 года назад +71

    I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.

    • @NovemXI
      @NovemXI 2 года назад +5

      He rocks the look though

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 3 года назад +356

    The fact that Tom ended up in a closet instead of the actual Panic Room with the family. 😂😭

    • @ohduana6746
      @ohduana6746 2 года назад +40

      And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭

  • @lasierramorena5505
    @lasierramorena5505 3 года назад +85

    i’ve never watched this show but now i will for cousin greg

    • @stanyon
      @stanyon 3 года назад +2

      @@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv

  • @InjuriousPersonalities
    @InjuriousPersonalities 2 года назад +81

    “My sand mites are being attacked by midges.. ?” LMFAO.. the upspeak when Greg delivers this line actually makes it even more hilarious

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 2 года назад +5

      You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else

  • @seanam5729
    @seanam5729 3 года назад +293

    tom and greg stand wayyyy too close all the time

    • @whcares
      @whcares  3 года назад +86

      they be scheming

    • @carlenrader6171
      @carlenrader6171 3 года назад +11

      gay af

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 года назад +5

      Eu amo Matthew loucamente e confesso que fico com ciúmes.

    • @sara_gozakam7593
      @sara_gozakam7593 3 года назад +20

      I need them to be canon

    • @Bk2229
      @Bk2229 2 года назад

      @@lucapellari5985 ?? é sério ou zoeira kkkkkkk

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 3 года назад +160

    ‘You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking a few Greg’s’😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mars8611_
    @Mars8611_ 3 года назад +46

    This video is supposedly about our beloved greg but really this is just a showcase of how Tom is the best character on the show.

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 2 года назад +18

    “Fuck off everyone is against racism” 😭oh my GOD this show pumps out one liners like they’re the cure to cancer

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 3 года назад +61

    then he tries to turn it on Roman "you, you're widely known.... as.... a-a horrible person..." YOU CUT IT OFF AT LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING PART

  • @SomeGamer1111
    @SomeGamer1111 4 года назад +91

    Lower jacket pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket.

    • @lumilad
      @lumilad 3 года назад +16

      Male rape. Rape of a male.

    • @SomeGamer1111
      @SomeGamer1111 3 года назад +15

      @@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that

  • @kevinkiarie9237
    @kevinkiarie9237 3 года назад +83

    Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 3 года назад +6

      This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.

  • @Moralesdes17
    @Moralesdes17 Год назад +24

    “How I look and how I get up and everything is off the record” so funny he killed this role! 😂

  • @iR3vil4te
    @iR3vil4te 2 года назад +33

    ‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣

  • @papl20
    @papl20 2 года назад +23

    What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that

  • @diyanchuburov6772
    @diyanchuburov6772 3 года назад +33

    The "attack child" moment brought me to tears!

  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 4 года назад +455

    GO CLASS TRAITOR GOOO 🗣️😘

  • @willk4783
    @willk4783 3 года назад +211

    Kendall realized that the dirt Greg mentioned having at the end of Season 1 would be valuable, and bought him off with the apartment to gain loyalty that paid off in the Season 2 finale when he brought the files to the press conference

    • @hpmoody
      @hpmoody 3 года назад +17

      Everyone likes Greg, even Logan said that he liked 'Greg'

  • @Keplerb-od1lr
    @Keplerb-od1lr 2 года назад +54

    Greg: “a benign fungus”
    Tom: “great title for your memoire”

  • @rachelhutchins8758
    @rachelhutchins8758 4 года назад +102

    "I just wanted someone to touch my head"

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад +45

    Greg is hungry, energetic, enthusiastic and cautious. The moment he becomes experienced, and stops being naive he will go straight to the top.

  • @astrohaute
    @astrohaute 3 года назад +371

    i am NOT saying that tom and greg should get together, that would OBVIOUSLY make no sense, but i DO think they should kiss once by accident and then never mention it to each other again

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx 3 года назад +15

      stop.

    • @r_incaid
      @r_incaid 3 года назад +99

      go on

    • @ingridbeatriz3922
      @ingridbeatriz3922 3 года назад +7

      OMG! It reminds me of the accidental kiss between Raj and Howard from the big bang theory😗🤫

    • @lucapellari5985
      @lucapellari5985 3 года назад +1

      Minha cabeça explodiria de ciúmes, por favor não!

    • @siddharthabiswas2147
      @siddharthabiswas2147 3 года назад +4

      Gross

  • @ViniciusSC10
    @ViniciusSC10 3 года назад +32

    Negotiate the Gregxit just kills me every time.

  • @AllySitty
    @AllySitty 3 года назад +69

    Grexit 😂😂 wouldn’t mind this dragging out longer than the actual brexit

  • @sashapatsel7170
    @sashapatsel7170 3 года назад +47

    "An attack child" hahahhahah I can't breathe lmaoooo

  • @lilybolanos9301
    @lilybolanos9301 3 года назад +261

    I don’t think Greg is going to end up as the successor, but he is definitely going to end up successful. He has been able to keep his morality more than any of the other characters and unless they have him become corrupted then I think he deserves to have a lot. Personally I think it’s going to be Shiv who wins in the end

    • @luzoliveira9920
      @luzoliveira9920 3 года назад +11

      I hope so, she’s amazing and it would be amazing if she started to really fight for sit on the top chair.

    • @samduhy5554
      @samduhy5554 3 года назад +60

      Lol he's also a greedy opportunist who is with them purely for the inheritance money. I don't think he has any morality.

    • @slow-roll
      @slow-roll 2 года назад +4

      Boo souls!

    • @eggzoid2705
      @eggzoid2705 2 года назад +6

      He has no morals whatsoever, thats why he has been succesful so far. He plays both sides and sticks to the one that is most beneficial to him until it isnt.

    • @fightinglionenjoyer4503
      @fightinglionenjoyer4503 Год назад +1

      Women always think it’s gonna be shiv

  • @jasoncross5831
    @jasoncross5831 3 года назад +19

    If this show really is a modern adaptation of King Lear and Greg is the jester, then I'm excited to see Greg end up on top.

  • @kberg3526
    @kberg3526 Год назад +6

    Gregg is the best. The Gregg/Tom duo is what has made this show - filled with a family of unlovable characters - WORK. Brilliant writing team! I was hooked by the end of the first elisode.

  • @the1whereIwatch
    @the1whereIwatch 3 года назад +18

    the way he says “uh okay” to roman explaining what greg sprinkles are lmao the dialogue is amazing, but the actors nail the delivery

  • @lnhart7157
    @lnhart7157 3 года назад +137

    Tacitus, just all killer no filler with him. Did he ever have a bad quote?

  • @EughhBrothereughh
    @EughhBrothereughh 2 года назад +20

    I wish I could sue someone in an affectionate way

  • @Septix
    @Septix 3 года назад +36

    I lose it every time at "So I shall"

  • @SublimeMind
    @SublimeMind 2 года назад +5

    "But they're NOT actually receipts? *gaaaasp* GREG." The delivery, Matthew MacFadyen is a national treasure.

  • @v8moves29
    @v8moves29 3 года назад +37

    "Are you asking me if you can blackmail me?" had me deadddd

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 2 года назад +6

    "If it is to be said so... so it be... so it is" - Gregory Hirsch

  • @charlie5115
    @charlie5115 3 года назад +91

    He’s gonna end up running the whole company somehow; he’s the Peggy Olson of the show.

    • @Salma-jk4nr
      @Salma-jk4nr 3 года назад +6

      Omg wow this spoiled mad men for me😅

    • @NatureFreak1127
      @NatureFreak1127 2 года назад +3

      Peggy Olson actually worked though.

    • @sn-up6rc
      @sn-up6rc 2 года назад

      I mean Peggy was actually smart

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Год назад

      Ok, now I want to see Greg confidently strutting down the hallway wearing sunglasses 🕶️😎 and smoking a cigarette 🚬 like Peggy did 😂.

  • @manuterrors
    @manuterrors 3 года назад +41

    i cant believe this ends on "im more than a sprinkle" ahahahaha gregco is end game

  • @bogi18
    @bogi18 2 года назад +17

    Every Greg and Tom scene feels like a little bit of Peep Show seeping into Succession