When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".
Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment Something only really noticeable upon second watch.
Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.
Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.
“Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆
Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury. I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.
i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context. then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆
Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something
Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂
Greg is basically what would happen if any random viewer was suddenly inserted into the scene. You vaguely know the tone people take and what legalese/businessy words people use, but would sound like an idiot trying to make a meaningful sentence out of it
Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.
mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should
@@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg
I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.
@@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk. It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.
@@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash
@@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death
@@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.
The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.
He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.
@@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves
In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.
He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha
Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.
I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.
i am NOT saying that tom and greg should get together, that would OBVIOUSLY make no sense, but i DO think they should kiss once by accident and then never mention it to each other again
Kendall realized that the dirt Greg mentioned having at the end of Season 1 would be valuable, and bought him off with the apartment to gain loyalty that paid off in the Season 2 finale when he brought the files to the press conference
‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣
What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that
Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!
This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.
Every small opening I see is a reminder that the attack child has mercifully allowed me to live another day.
what kind of kids does Cousin Greg know?
@@zikhona-4111 those who are highly trained in combat, armed, and able to fit through small openings.
......................
@@zikhona-4111 I think he has trauma from his mascot days
@@sparkylikestrash3788 😅🤣😂
Greg Princibles :
1. Against Racism
2. Dont lie.... if you are the news.
Better than most people's
Also, always ask politely before blackmailing someone.
He may not have any principles but he sure does have princibles. (sorry)
Simple but effective
Don't forget that Nazis are the worst
I think its just funny how he's literally 6 foot 6, way taller than everyone on the show, yet he's literally a lanky child
He is the Einstein of the crew
He’s actually 6 foot 7
Ahaha dude I had never put that together but that is such a good detail.
I feel he will be the successor at the end. He has the full package..
@@shop-a-holic3194 in that he's clueless as we are 🤔
“A person can definitely fit through there, a small person, an attack child”
Bro I’m rolling
I literally died laughing 🤣
Attack child 🤣🤣🤣
@@snowchips9596 are you OK now though?
When I first watched that episode I was literally crying of laughter....that excruciating yet also wonderful back pain of laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. "I mean they can waft gas in here".
@@dielaughing73no, they died laughing.
I love how Greg fears everyone but Logan.
Because Evan ik.
It’s hilarious, and Logan actually digs it )
He likes Greg, he is a survivor too
Right? I rewatched the pilot where Greg talked to Logan like a boss and he didn’t even realize how much respect it earned him. Love that moment
Something only really noticeable upon second watch.
He does fear logan, wtf are you talking about lol.
Greg has a fire in him that his kids don’t…he’s not comfortable!
I love this man so much
"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is"
‘You can speak to us normally’ ‘thank you sir, so shall I’
Can't make a tomelet without cracking a few Gregs
@@jashnchahal7544 he merely wishes to answer in the affirmative fashion
Are you alright?
@@crazymonkey1545 that line cracks me up every time 😂
The greatest trick Gregg Egg ever pulled was convincing the world he was a harmless fool.
he’s even convinced himself of that
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit”
And now hes on top
@@minister2965 He's at the bottom of the top
@@etrip9134that's like the best position you can have
“The thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, is me”
😂😂😂😂
I think of cousin Greg every time I see a realtor show
so great hahhahahahahah
"you cant make few tommllets without breaking some greggs" has to be the best quote of all time.
Also "negotiate bit of Gregxit" LMAO
Don’t forget Greg sprinkles
@@calebdye2959 all killer no filler that guy. Did he ever have a bad quote?
Gregxit 😭
Talking about how Nazis are the worst while literally using a human being as a piece of furniture is the perfect summary of this show and its brilliance.
3:42 "are you asking me if you can blackmail me" Tom has HEART EYES
they should be cannon!!
Well, I accept your blackmail
FRRR HE'S PROUD PROUD
At that point I was like "Jesus dudes, get married already" 😂😂
@@vkd8721I'm not blackmailing you-
I loved the worlds most polite blackmail, and how happy Tom was that it was happening.
He was so proud 😂
I'll never tell
@@genuineparticle but he did
That's one of the funniest scenes I've seen in TV/movies 😆
Greg recording Tom on his phone on the down low was hilarious 🤣
"so I shall" kills me every single time
How else does one answer in the affirmative?
Greg is gonna somehow end up on top
Season 3, he might be Kendall's executive assistant.
kevin kiarie I am HERE for that. 🙌
I hope his grandfather is proud of him for fucking over Logan. And he gets back in the will. Kendall and Gregggg
amazingabby25 I don't think so. I mean, he vote against Kendall instead of supporting him to destroy Logan.
@@milk_cow_blues huh no he didn't he gave Kendall the signed papers at the end
You missed one of the best bits when Greg meets the mother of the Roy’s!
“Hello your excellency”
That was s1 but yeah
Lmao. Funny line
Tom and greg are the best duo i've ever seen
They're relationship is seriously my favorite in the show lmao.
You can’t make a tomlette with out breaking a few Greg’s!
@@tchombre1992 I enjoy them tooo🤣🤣
gay people
@@carlenrader6171 They aren't gay. It's a business relationship. Greg works for Tom.
not pictured: greg trying to sing along to kendall's dundee rap (despite never having heard it before)
L TO THE OG
@@peterumathum4903 DUDE BE THE OG
@@uhm7293 AND HE PLAYIN
@@everetthaddock1140 PLAYIN LIKE A PRO
Nicholas Braun actually said in an interview that Jeremy Strong wanted Greg to join him on stage at one point cause he thought that Kendall probably would’ve run the lyrics by him before. They didn’t do it in the end but they did add the few shots of Greg cheering from the audience and trying to sing along, like he already knew Kendall was gonna do it.
“Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind. What polyglot genius could ever hope to crack your impenetrable code.” The look that Matthew gives him after that...I just can’t 😵😆
Tom carries the show for me
Greg is already angry that he was put into that situation by Tom so it’s a literal situation of adding insult to injury.
I hate Tom so goddamn much. I run into so many of these tiny kings on their tiny hills that I just struggle to empathize.
"Shut up..."
"Easy"
@@tyler547 this two carry the whole show wow
BUT THEY ARE NOT, IN FACT, RECEIPTS!
cousin greg IS the Moment.
"now come on now"
lmfao
“I have some leverage but I’m reluctant to use it”! 😂😇
He’s more than a sprinkle 🤷🏽♂️
He's got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend and he is the moment.
TRUEEEE
His grandfather looks so fed up every time Greg opens his mouth. I love it.
Classic Tacitus
Yeah and I love it how Greggs knowledge to any historical references is like an absolute nil 😂
The way he hugs people is so funny , it’s like he’s hugging children
Pretty much everyone is child size to him haha
The writing of this show is truly out of this world.
Arthur Fleck heresy
So agree!!!👍👏
This is a once in a lifetime show
i saw that the creator (he’s from the uk) was a writer on the thick of it for the first 2 seasons. it explains so much to me why i love the humour in this haha, it’s really similar but this is just a bit more serious in an american context.
then omfg the dundee episode was mad to me as someone who went to uni in dundee. the fact that a big american show like this had an episode in DUNDEE,,, omg that whole episode was a pure overload on the senses man hahaha. even the little hibs/hearts purchase was so funny, i knew that was gonna happen. little jokes in the writing that shows they’ve put in the effort to have a wee nod to scottish things, it makes me happy that the writers must have asked brian cox for some input on that episode 😆
@@oight co created Peep show too, pretty much says it all
Breaking Bad was about the evolution of Walter White into Heisenberg. Succession is about the evolution of Greg the egg into the CEO of Waystar
Given the clusterfuck that theme park is, Gregg will meet the same end as Walt
“THIS is the safe room”
“How is it safe? It’s just a room!!!!!”
This was actually a very accurate yet hilarious statement
HOW IS THIS SAFE??? IT’S JUST A ROOM!!!
😂😂😂😂
ATTACK CHILD
Rrrrrape of the male …. Wtf was dat fr 😂😂😂😂😂
Remember when Greg told everyone he'd be going by GregORY from now on, and then it was never mentioned again.
Can anyone explain how he's being called cousin and refer to logan roy as his uncle?? I mean if his grandfather ewan is the brother of logan, then doesn't it mean that logan is also his grandfather?, And kendall shiv and roman are his uncles and aunt??,like i don't get it, do i miss something
@@alsimanche Logan is his great uncle, the brother to Greg’s grandfather.
Which makes Kendall, Roman and Shiv - his second cousins.
@@atrainofthought99 you left out Connor 💀
@@EatTheRich848 He usually gets left out
@@Xyz-ht3rx but it’s important to note he was interested in politics from a very young age
“But they are NOT, IN FACT, receipts.”
THE DELIVERY
I dont think tom has a single line in the show that isn't funny
Greg, you’re a criminal mastermind
@@peterumathum4903 "Thank you Logan. Thank you for the chicken".
Hahahaha!! Tom Wambsgans (even the name kills me dead) is one of the funniest characters ever conceived and acted on any show. My favorite is after the Tomlette line and him saying it was just a joke with that nervous little self loathing laugh. Every scene is dripping with it. Except when his repressed anger is finally unleashed and he goes “fuck it” like when he ate Logan’s chicken 😂😂😂
“The evidence does not wish to be destroyed”
"i just want someone to touch my head" he is A CHILDDDDD
When was this?!?
Soothing.
"Male rape... rrrrrrr-ape of the male" always gets me, without fail!
That line made me start watching 😂 that plus Roman’s Witt and the full circle to figure 8 Moe Lester joke
his breakdown in the bathroom is the funniest shit ever
i think it was more of a rehearsal and an a detailed one too because he was even thinking about wind and even his pockets.
He was testing the audio quality of the mic in order to record the conversation he had with Tom when they burned the evidence.
@@SorroVEVO he should've just used the hand-dryer for wind background
5:18 are we really not going to talk about Greg calling himself “Pretty boy”? Because I think it’s beautiful
King of self love
He knows.
he’s right he IS pretty 😌
Self aware king
"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is" 7:11 -- Greg's stammering testimony is one of my favorite small moments on the show
Greg is basically what would happen if any random viewer was suddenly inserted into the scene. You vaguely know the tone people take and what legalese/businessy words people use, but would sound like an idiot trying to make a meaningful sentence out of it
Me toooooooooo it's too damn funny !!
@@Celestina0 exactly
I quote this way too much lol
Never noticed Ken's reaction to Greg hugging him. Like it was unusual for him to receive genuine appreciation and gratitude from someone with a hug.
Roman's reaction was even better
I loved it too it reminds me of my and cousin and I he’s definitely my cousin Greg
Such a great moment for both of them….
"I'm more than a sprinkle."
Greg, you're arguing in the wrong direction!
That's my favorite part of that. You'd want to be a smaller "skull" in that situation.
4:22 Greg spelled secret with a C and then tried to make it look like an S. The level of detail of this show is mind blowing
maybe he wanted to write "confidential" but changed his mind ? It would fit his character better I guess haha
Lmao reminds me of when my coworker asked me to go in the back to find the box of pamphlets he made the day before... he wrote “panflits” on it😂
@@keithiso8903panflits lmao
Lmao holy shit that's amazing
Just saying that Tom had a more dramatic and emotional response to his underling possibly leaving him than he did when he found out his wife ON THEIR WEDDING DAY couldn’t be monogamous.
I think his meltdown on Greg was what he truly felt with Shiv
mainly because he fears shiv, but he thinks of greg as someone under him and thus he feels more comfortable to react to him as he really would and should
@@gudetamaenthusiast8315 I don't think he fears her, I believe he desperately doesn't want to lose her but can't really do much about it, so he leaves it out on poor Greg
Tom views Greg as the person he controls. He doesn't want to lose the one person in family he controls.
Logan manipulates his children, Shiv manipulates Tom and Tom abuses poor Greg who's in the bottom of the food chain
I would like to put this character into a cup with some leaves and twigs and observe him
kills me when he looks at himself in the mirror and just says "rape of the male" wtf
“perhaps thriving in the sand” the way he has me dying all the time is almost unfair
“if it is to be said”
“sorry?”
“if it is to be said, so it be-so it is.”
I totally get the Cousin Greg fandom but I still admire Kendall most: despite occasional ingrained moments of douchery, he's ultimately a fragile and vulnerable soul, and an instinctively kind and sympathetic person. Jeremy Strong acts the SHIT out of him.
He did essentially kill a guy
@@tak3aw4y6 He really didn't. He dove twice into the lake to find the guy; he tried. Yes, he was driving; but they were both high on ketamine. The waiter accepted some degree of risk.
It's a terrible situation but it's not fair to say Kendall killed him. This, by the way, is based on the very real Chappaquiddick incident involving Ted Kennedy. Senator Kennedy died in 2009 a hero; like Kendall, he was a good man who was involved in an unfortunate accident in which he made some bad choices.
@@slashdisco also the dude is the one who took the wheel and swung it off the road. When there’s a deer in the road, you hit that shit head on to avoid a worse crash
@@slashdisco why are people defending Kendall so hardly I’m so confused... you can say he’s an interesting and nuanced character without stanning him. He was in fact reckless and tried to escape taking responsibility for a boys death
@@SH-op9hc the kid caused the crash
I call he inherits everything. It makes the most sense for his character arc
definitely. or he’s going to be like the right hand man of whoever actually ends up on top
Logan thinks everyone is a moron, including Greg. It won’t happen.
@@jsghetler exactly that’s what no one seems to understand about Logan. The only person Logan has even remotely shown any respect for in the show is Matsson, which is why it makes so much sense for GoJo to run Waystar. In the end everyone’s so delusional with aspirations of greed & pride that they don’t understand how little respect Logan has for all of them.
It would be hilarious. I've thought that from the beginning
It didn’t.
The joke of this show is, everyone else speaks nonsense with rakish confidence, and Greg speaks common sense cautiously. Everyone thinks he's a fool, including himself, yet he's usually the smartest guy in the room.
No he isn’t lmao. He’s never the smartest person in the room, most ppl just don’t speak their true opinions in this show- Greg does.
I know what you mean, but....nah, he's definitely NOT the smartest in the room!
He’s not necessarily the smartest but his lack of confidence makes him unassuming enough that he gets away with a lot more than other people in terms of being sneaky for his ambitions.
@@samanthadilillo3585i second this. you don’t have to be smart to be a successful capitalist, you need connections and the balls to use others for your own gain. greg has all of that AND the upside of not being his own worst enemy like the roys are to themselves
Disgusting Brotherssss
But on other news kendall being dead behind the eyes when anyone(except maybe stewy)hugs him is something we should address.
When he hugged shiv he wasn't
"cant even hug your own daughter yeah i saw that you freak"
He’s so creative as an actor
In season 7, when roman has taken over the company by betraying Kendall, and Shiv helps get Connor impeached from the presidency, The family is meeting again. Cousin Greg is nowhere. Suddenly, the light flashes and an attack child stabs them all. and Tom realizes that Cousin Greg did it.
I would read your fan fiction
im obsessed with ewan. this family IS full of vipers so true king
I thought I was the only one that loves Ewan. He gets a lot of hate, to me he’s hilarious.
He’s old school. I find the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. If I continue on this trajectory, I could definitely see myself getting to Ewan levels someday haha
He still sits on atleast a billion. Ppl who thinks he’s a socialist are so off
@@feyrol42 Three cheers for Uncle Sasquatch! Nope, you're definitely not the only Ewan fan.
@@cethomas324 So happy I'm not alone!
"A small person, an attack child"
"benign fungus...great title for your memoirs" The man is a master at delivering sarcasm, in a more upbeat way as well. Earns every penny on this show
Love Tom
Somehow my favorite line in this still ends up being Tom's "Ooh, but they're not in fact receipts!" The delivery is soo good. All of Greg's stuff is great too of course.
"God, Tacitus, just, he- all killer no filler with him." HAHAHAHAHA
An attack child is the worst kind of child
that line fucking killed meeee lmaoo
his entire congressional hearing was hilarious 'if it is to be said then so it is' and 'you can speak to us normally' 'yes sir, so I shall'
Cousin Greg and Kendall are gonna rule the whole damn empire by the end of this show, mark my words 🙌
Too good to be true
Marked
Kendall definitely not, Greg *maybe*
Gregg dies in episode 5 of season 3 due to poisoning
@@Upsallauniversity123 tf?
It's hard to take Matthew seriously as Tom, when at one time he was the crush of my life because he was Mr Darcy in Pride and Prejudice.
Sim, mas continuo loucamente apaixonada por ele. Quem dera eu estivesse no lugar de Shiv, ia tratá-lo como um tesouro.
@@lucapellari5985 What language is this?
@@wackybrattyx Portuguese
The fact that Tom ended up in a closet instead of the actual Panic Room with the family. 😂😭
And Shiv just brushed him off on the phone, then HUNG UP when he asked her where the real panic room was 😭😭😭
We have all been Greg. That is why we love him.
Greg always being flustered and never knowing whats going on, whilst also being done so much at points is us watching the show 😂😂😭💀
the delivery of "ooh but they are not IN FACT receipts" absolutely finished me, such a good performance
I love the pink lacoste he's wearing on the yacht; as if he found his mother's weathered old copy of The Preppy Handbook to try to figure out what the privileged class of NYC chooses for casual wear.
He rocks the look though
tom and greg stand wayyyy too close all the time
they be scheming
gay af
Eu amo Matthew loucamente e confesso que fico com ciúmes.
I need them to be canon
@@lucapellari5985 ?? é sério ou zoeira kkkkkkk
"Would you like that? Pretty boy like you" I was dying laughing at that
“Fuck off everyone is against racism” 😭oh my GOD this show pumps out one liners like they’re the cure to cancer
“HOW IS IT SAFE?!? ITS JUST A ROOM”
Bro that line had me rolling on the couch
The "fuck yeah" Greg leg kick (when he gets his apt) might be my favorite moment, of many, through the first two seasons.
this man means literally everything to me
GO CLASS TRAITOR GOOO 🗣️😘
Class traitor? Or infilTRAITOR?
@@shankhadipchakraborty2830 hi tom hows it going
i am NOT saying that tom and greg should get together, that would OBVIOUSLY make no sense, but i DO think they should kiss once by accident and then never mention it to each other again
stop.
go on
OMG! It reminds me of the accidental kiss between Raj and Howard from the big bang theory😗🤫
Minha cabeça explodiria de ciúmes, por favor não!
Gross
Seeing Greg gregging for almost 9 minutes is exactly what my day needed. Thank you.
i’ve never watched this show but now i will for cousin greg
@@lizziemarie8191 agree, ep 6 was my hook point. Now my favourite show on tv
‘You can’t make a Tomelette without cracking a few Greg’s’😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lower jacket pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket. This is inside pocket.
Male rape. Rape of a male.
@@lumilad would you like that? Pretty boy like you. Would you like it? Oh yeah you might even like that
It’s funny how Tom is like 6’3 but he’s dwarfed by this manchild.
Kendall realized that the dirt Greg mentioned having at the end of Season 1 would be valuable, and bought him off with the apartment to gain loyalty that paid off in the Season 2 finale when he brought the files to the press conference
Everyone likes Greg, even Logan said that he liked 'Greg'
‘Fuck man I just turned down a quarter of a billion, and now I’m going to jail forever, because of this fucking guy!’ is the most underrated line in this video 🤣🤣
“My sand mites are being attacked by midges.. ?” LMFAO.. the upspeak when Greg delivers this line actually makes it even more hilarious
You'll have to speak to the sand supplier like everyone else
Greg: “a benign fungus”
Tom: “great title for your memoire”
actually he goes by gregory now
This video is supposedly about our beloved greg but really this is just a showcase of how Tom is the best character on the show.
I wish I could sue someone in an affectionate way
“Did he ever have a bad quote?”
Me talking about Greg.
then he tries to turn it on Roman "you, you're widely known.... as.... a-a horrible person..." YOU CUT IT OFF AT LITERALLY THE BEST FUCKING PART
Matthew Macfayden's American accent is honestly AMAZING. I don't know how he does it.
“How I look and how I get up and everything is off the record” so funny he killed this role! 😂
"I just wanted someone to touch my head"
"An attack child" hahahhahah I can't breathe lmaoooo
I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion
What I love about Tom the most, is that he's the bravest of the whole show, but he does it in the most awkward, nervous way possible. Honest to God, I aspire to be like that
The "attack child" moment brought me to tears!
"Are you asking me if you can blackmail me?" had me deadddd
Cousin Greg will get to the top in two ways. Either by, being executive assistant to Kendall if he becomes CEO then maneuvering to a better position OR Grandpa Ewan dies and leaves him voting board shares with which he maneuvers to chairman. Can't wait, season 3 babbyyy!!!
This is the first realistic prediction I've seen of Greg's ascent. The whole "he's gonna run the company" thing annoys the fuck out of me, people should know by now it's not that kind of show.
Negotiate the Gregxit just kills me every time.
“Silence is golden, but like, how golden…”
Blackmail 101 😂
"If it is to be said so... so it be... so it is" - Gregory Hirsch
"But they're NOT actually receipts? *gaaaasp* GREG." The delivery, Matthew MacFadyen is a national treasure.
- "Like don't lie!"
- "Fuck off... Fuck off ... That's your principle ???"
Thats yoUR PRI. ci. PLE????
yeah dude
I love how fitting it is that 95% of a video about Greg being on a whole other level also includes Tom being on a whole other level.
“Negotiate a bit of a Grexit” absolutely destroyed me on my first watch. Why is Greg so goddamn funny 😂🤦🏼♂️
The embodiment of social anxiety