cousin greg from Succession mumbling and bumbling awkwardly for 8 minutes
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2020
- greg the egg
s1 only for now because it's too long as it is
i'm rewatching this absolute gem of a show, so
i have a separate compilation for tomgreg i might upload later x
The most important part of this show is the delicate balance of no one ever acknowledging Greg's existence and Greg simultaneously causing one of main conflicts of the show.
wait i’m confused what main conflict did he cause ??
He didn't cause any conflict.
@@elle.9839 he destroyed the cruise ship documents I think
@@harrietkumah8549 also witnessed Stewy and Sandy colluding but didn’t say anything
Greg started the fire
i absolutely adore him but the secondhand embarrassment i get every single time hes on screen is stronger than anything else ive ever felt in my life
That's pretty pathetic for you.
@@Accidentsish what? How
Like I can’t 💀💀💀
TRUE i was like brooo stop talking 😭😭
Yeah
"Um I mean I don't wanna be melodramatic but my body is growing weak due to a lack of sustenance..." 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
this line is when i knew he was something special and that this show is secretly a sitcom
"I apologize if my bell summoned you"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a fave 🤣
Burst out laughing in the middle of the night
that line KILLS me
Omgaaaaawwwd that was funny 💀
he is written and played so perfectly. how can he be so well spoken yet so inarticulate
You should meet me. I'm like a dictionary but too fucking anxious to put coherent sentences together
If it is to be said, so it is
lmfao thats such a perfect way to describe his speech
I just realized this king has been blackmailing people since season 1 I have no choice but to stan.
Succession is gonna end with him as CEO
@@whcares honestly, that would be perfect
Wait whatt when was it i forgot
@@rasheesaalea7805 there's the time he says to Kendall that he has info about the cruise shit so whoever ends up on top would do well to take care of him. At the very end of the video he calls him a Machiavellian fuck
The fact also that he went toe to toe with Tom and fully stone cold denied diming him out to Gerri, when he actually had, shows that he does have some balls.
That, and without embarrassment, having the giant Greg-the-Egg balls to jump into Logan’s car to pitch a job for himself.
Also, they didn’t show it amounting to anything, but best I can tell, he was recording on his phone a confession type thing about the cruise issues. Or was wire tapping others with his phone. Checking it’s sound pick up in his various pockets.
"it was raining, so i picked him up so that he wouldnt get sexualy assaulted" 😂
I think Kendall’s “I see you Greg” is the first bit of respect Greg has ever gotten in the entire show. It’s weirdly cute
No I think it was when he sold out Tom to Gerri about him doing a press conference and Gerri told him “smart move kid”
@@randomguy2447 Funny thing is, the entire company would have been better off if that conference actually happened.
Also when he blackmails tom and tom is genuinely impressed and proud of him for it haha
"I'M TRYING TO STRATEGIZE WITH YOU MOM, BUT YOU WON'T STRATEGIZE WITH ME!"
Cracks me up every time 😂
"You need to work this out for yourselves. Because, basically, one of you guys hasn't got 14 dollars. Okay?" Gets me every time.
He’s such an adorable leech just finds the weirdest way to come out well in any situation
9n3 of the best lines in the whole series
Proof from the start that Greg is a true Roy, born to control the narrative in his favor-He’s the victim, not the criminal. And that is why he will win Game of Thrones.
@@SamanthaHenderson1 A win for Tom is a win for Greg too
they basically took a character out of southpark and put him in a modern Shakespearean drama
If Butters was in King Lear
So, in other words, Greg is growing up version of Butters, look so innocent but can be deadly and savage.
He may be a worm and a bumbling awkward person but he was able to squeeze his way into a family that literally wanted nothing to do with him. He was integral for a corporate coverup to prove his loyalty, and he now has dirt on an executive plus a fancy apartment in NYC
Yea I'm impressed 😂
And a $40k watch.
Fastest glow up 🔝
Yeah..he is leading a great life lol
@@MrShahid0072 It really is quite an accent considering at the start of the show he was harassed by Logan's bodyguard because they had no idea who he was
A genius environment to put this character in
LMAOOOO
You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs
''You sent the same email 67 times in one night.''
It’s incredibly funny that the result of Greg reporting Tom’s abuse to Logan is that Logan respects Tom just a little bit more.
OMG I was rewatching the show and I noticed that exact thing!
"I apologize if my bell summoned you" - that freaking killed me the first time I heard it
Damn I love Greg. He talks like how I think.
Wow, not nice to meet you🤣
@@vicentcarro don't be rude. not nice to meet YOU
Greg is my spirit animal
@@vicentcarro lol u think u any better
God I hope we get to meet Greg’s promiscuous gay father at some point
Oh my god, imagine....
😂😂😂😂😂
He sounds like a fun guy 😂
And then a toxic love triangle forms between Greg, his father, and Tom.
when he didn’t correct Logan when he got his name wrong I knew he’d be the character I could relate to the most because I’ve literally done that 😭
he is basically a sentient noodle and here i am willing to die for him
"Sentient noodle" 😂😭
Sentient noodle 😭😭
I love that Greg speaks like a cartoonish wealthy person because hes tryng to fit in but he ends up sounding like a crazy hobo
“I did hear tell” might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
It's a pretty common phrase in an older age group..
I lost it when Logan Roy calls him an "Ichabod Crane fuck". Wish that was on here haha.
They used to call Tony Blundetto that
It's one of the funniest scenes for me too 😂 Especially because Logan is complimenting Greg while basically saying with his look and exiting that you did terrible job and didn't beleave the deal would be possible to everyone else after it
@@pennystocklocks that animal, I can't even say his name
😂😂 I forgot about that. That killed me.
Greg's awkwardness is so fucking hilarious.
The best thing is that the actor is this way in real life as well. Watch his interview with Colbert lol
3:20 “I apologize if my bell summoned you”. Dead
"I apologize if my bell summoned you"
How is this sentence so goofy and so intimidating both at once lol
When he calls Caroline “your excellency” 😭😭😭
Greg’s a fucking sniper. All that bumbling and stumbling is to disarm those around him so he can read them when they disregard him.
Nah he's an idiot
Can you PLEASE make a compilation of all of gregs awkward hugs that he gives people 😂😂😂
Yes please!! 😂😍
Yes!! We need this
I need this but with Kendall lmao that man CANNOT hug
@@kal9728 Other skills Kendall does not have: sobriety, public speaking, parenting, charisma... The list goes on.
LMAO YES
I would absolutely love it if the stoner kid who repeatedly had trouble gaining access to the building in the pilot episode ends up as the CEO by the series finale.
this aged like fine wine & almost worked out
You can literally add every single Greg scene from the show and it’ll still fit the title of the video
Tom just waving “hey”
Shiv will eventually divorce Tom and he will end up living with Greg as he successfully climbs up the Waystar ladder methinks
what ... Ewwww they are cousins
@@KomalKell through marriage…
methinks
@@KomalKell they mean tom and greg not shiv and greg
@@kiera2850 no they’re not… Grey’s mom is Logan’s Brother’s daughter. They are blood related.
It’s a shame his mum wasn’t woven into his later storylines
That's one thing! I guess they just dropped it. But I was expecting her to be more of a motivation for him. But he don't need it! He's fucking his way to royalty whether his mom is in his life or not.
What do you mean? She’s always been there.
Never have I related to a character as socially awkward as me in my life
Greg is hands down one of my favorite TV characters ever
"Boss Tom" 😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely the main reason to watch Succession, such a great character. The cab scene is iconic.
greg the Egg... i love him...
One bite every knows the rules
I have way to much in common with Greg. Except I'm not related to any rich or powerful people
The struggle is real
It's all about who you know
"I'll answer to both" i love him 😂
Greg not correcting Logan calling him the wrong name is the best
his advantage lies in him mumbling incoherently in any situation no matter what so when people in power put him in tough spot questioning him and he starts mumbling nervously .. it seems like its casual greg :)
kind of genius honestly ..
its like when you see in nature bugs that through Darwinian law adopt a crazy but effective tactic
obviously with greg its just blind luck :)
I believe he is well aware of how others perceive him and plays it to his advantage, one of his strongest suits; unlike other characters who are always trying to put up a front with little to no success (in the eyes of Logan) like Kendall, Roman and Shiv.
Genius of sucession: WILLA, gerri, Canadian grandpa, Tabitha, Stewy and Marcia
The noxious British ex-wife.
Don't forget Willa
1:10 That Craig and Greg confusion is the way you can tell the writers of Succession are British, it is such a pet peeve of the British that Americans say Craig like Greg.
Cray G
"Muchly appreciated"
Greg literally couldn't hurt a fly, the fly could hurt him though.
Greg, handing Tom flyswatters as the fly massacre occurs: "But like, um...like, maybe, we don't...w-what would happen if one *didn't* want to, like...kill flies?"
great one, to the point .-)
Season 4 Greg casually fires hundreds of employees
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 But still, he’d cower from a fly.
"I apologise... if my bell... summoned you."
This is it. This is the moment I became sure that this would be the beginning of something beautiful with this character.
"Incidents like..?"
"Theft, Sexual Assault, Rape... Murder."
"Oh ok... the bad ones."
That last scene at the wedding with Kendall mirrors their scene at Kendall’s 40th. Kendall goes from supporting Greg’s parasitic behavior to condemning it. Even the marking/blocking is the same. Incredible show.
“Do I know you?” “Yeah I was here earlier. I got assaulted in there, a little, anyway-“ underrated Greg line 💀
Its amazing how greg went from not being able to feed himself to hanging out with one of the richest families and doing cool shit
“Sexual assault, rape, murder”
“Oh so the bad ones”
Greg has me rolling sometimes lmao
3:17 is so good, from the maid frowning at him, to the brilliant line "i apologize if my bell summoned you" , that it made me want to write a yt comment to share with you
im gonna end my emails with 'muchly appreciated' now
1:31 I'm pretty sure this is the moment Logan gain respect for Greg. That moment where this awkward kid did what his children couldn't. Be upfront and ballsy.
I’ve thought this too. Initially it seems like he’s dismissing him as an idiot. But there’s so much more.
Poor Craig - I mean, Greg. I used to talk like him in high school. Always the awkward weird guy. It's a long lonely road, dude.
Yep poor greg, except he isn't because he's related to a super rich media family that also like to have him around.
It would be hilarious if this was all an act and he ends up being CEO in a Usual Suspects kind of way.
6:52 he looks like a lil prince here, so cute
Gregxit
"muchly appreciated" 💀💀💀
Muchly appreciated
i like to keep my data pretty tiiiiight
7:22 all my man wants to do is smoke the damn joint. 😂😂
Spoiler: The entire series ends with Greg as CEO - its been set up from episode 1. Its the best possible outcome.
At the end of it all I think Greg (maybe after tom) will stand at the top. He's shadowing key figures and learning from them, he comes from relatively (lol) humble beginnings and he doesn't fully agree with the company's ethos. He's slowly learning how to beat the wicked at their own game and hopefully he will emerge with his soul in tact. When he does the company will take a new direction into greater heights
MALE WIFE 💖💖💖
Greg in season one: "Mom I...I...I'm so sorry. I... m...m...messed up really bad."
Greg in season two finale: "You a@#holes thought I was a pushover. How do you like me now!"
i've been dying for succession content exactly like this, thanks for posting!!
“I apologize if my bell summoned you”
What's great about him is that he is UNSTOPPABLE!! He's a stuttering prick, but he gets what he wants. He makes his moves and he pushes back when people try to fuck him over, even if it means stumbling through it. NO FEAR GREG!
Bro was eating out of doggie bags lmao, the grind never stops
@@Potatotenkopf they're just bags, reallly.
"I apologize, if... my bell.... summoned you"😭😭😭
Nobody matters but Greg. 05:05 The moment I stopped fighting my feelings and fell head-over-heels for Cousin Greg
Cousin Greg is pure comedy 😂
Thank you for blessing us with this omg. TEAM GREG 4 LYFE
Greg totally working for the feds
this character is the only reason why i’m watching this show
Greg is the funniest character on TV and I will not accept any rebuttals
Noho Hank on Barry
@@hayden69istheman touché
Pretty much he owes you money 😂
wondering if greg will ever betray kendall some time
I hope not. Then it will be hard for to give an trust to any of them
@@robertbowser1846 Yeah. There has to be some bit of genuine light shrouded under the deliciously entertaining dirt, lol. Greg is quietly slick as hell and could end up surviving it all, but I hope he doesn't betray literally everyone to get there.
(I get the same hope or investment from Tom's genuine love for Shiv and also from how Kendall and his struggle is very relatable if you know what it's like to be treated as the first in line, "responsible child/sibling" while simultaneously being the most overlooked and antagonized. It can create a life and personal developmental situation where you're frequently stuck in the middle, feeling like you can neither be the best for your family or for yourself. Feeling "broken" like Kendall was in S2 is when you resign yourself to both the external and internal blame for everything, so it's going to be fun seeing his comeback in S3. So yeah, things like that are the soul within this show full of soulless behavior, lol, and that balance works to maintain investment.)
Forgive my long-winded thought-vomit, btw 😅
I love that he has no cab fare or money for food then in the 3rd season he buys a $40k watch.
we are all greg the egg
"I apologize if my bell summoned you"😂😂😂😂
i love him i love him i love him
I wish Greg was my best friend
The dynamic between Greg and his Grandpa hits too close to home.
"i apologize if my bell summoned you"
He is BY FAR my favorite character. And my dark horse pick to be in a very good position when it all ends.
From the first scene, you just knew Greg would be your favourite.
Perspicacious? Damn Craig/Greg with the vocab. He's definitely a sociopath 😆
Greg the perspicacious egg! This may have relevance or may not…. Found on Wikipedia.
The artist René Magritte illustrated the quality in his 1936 painting Perspicacity. The picture shows an artist at work who studies his subject intently: it is an egg. But the painting which he is creating is not of an egg; it is an adult bird in flight.[4]
god i love him so much, i want to keep him in my pocket
Greg has such a good heart that he is lost in a society. Ironically being put in the world of wolves makes his whole story and character's development so much more interesting than any other. I've always felt that his emotions and intelligence actually made him being incapable to find the right words, being overwhelmed by emotions, always with good intentions, smart but naive in a world which is opposite of his goodness. That resulting into inarticulateness. But as we see him in season 3 he starts slowly but inevitably to change, becoming more badass than before.. I think season 4 will be veeery interesting, cannot wait!
A sheep in the wolves den, but everyone is more or less friendly with him?
Greg will somehow end up on top
We love cousin Greg! 1:31 is my face the entire clip.😂
This show is going to end with Cousin Greg ruling the fucking world, just watch.
He’s a really good bodyguard lmao left that line out
I wish his mom was in more of the show like I wish we got to know more about her character and Greg’s backstory
"I apologize if my bell summoned you" 😭😭😭😭😭