Mike: Did You Finish?
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- Опубликовано: 20 июл 2021
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Concept by Mitch McMahon
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Written By Stevie Emerson & Wyatt Gallitz
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
Edited by Stevie Emerson
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Outro Song by Lemay ▶︎ / lemaylemay
tags stevie emerson slappers only she did you finish 
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Comment for the algo
Damn,I missed it.
This is the way
I just wiped off bird shit from my tesla
This is why I'm here. Cheers 🍻
Crypto shills are everywhere lmao
This man is on a whole another level of confidence and denial 😂🤣
For real! 😂😂😂
Legit he's the embodiment if confidence denying itself.
like king cobra jfs?
Well, he is just a whole another level of man 😬
not denial, truth
"I finished early for you, I know your parking meter is almost up" 😂 This is great.
altruism levels are over 9000.
Not all heroes wear capes
Im ur 1k likes bro
not even Shakespeare, dude. Loved it.
He finished early bc the uber he called her just arrived.
The pointing KILLED me 😂😂😂
Nah, it's the "I get it" that's funny.
👉 “I get it”
Can we just admire how good is Stevie's acting when it comes to irritating girls.
Plot twist: He’s not acting 😂🤣
And how it's acceptable for women to hit men?
@@TedEhioghae
In this case...
@@TedEhioghaedo you watch and complain about every movie with spousal violence. You should be boycotting dateline shows or Hollywood movies not commenting on RUclips.
The invincible male confidence - a beauty to behold
Well, he still smashed
Where can I get some?
It's called male hubris, kid.
@@aabracadavra No, it's just hubris... Why do you feel the need to gender it?
@@aabracadavra did you just assume his hubris' gender?
"I'm here for a good time not a long time"
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
😂wtf!!!!
LMFAOOO
more like
-every females bio on Tinder
Well played WooZy, well played....
Im way up, I feel blessed
Dude this man is legendary, TWO MINUTES is a God level time, he needs to teach us his ways!
Will anyone could finish in two minutes even one minute but the fact that he’s over here bragging and he has a s****y ass room that’s hot ugh And his friend with peanut butter on him lol
Bruh
maybe kegel exercises 😏
She said he had 3 breaks
lmao "I feel like im having sex in a FEMA tent" is S tier level writin.
My man's took 3 breaks in two minutes. And he has the audacity to ask if she finished. This guy is amazing!!
😂😂😂
He immediately runs to tell his boy all the details lol
More like wrong gender 😆
Classic lol
Wrong gender
In that details it's going to be 20min foreplay 20min hump 😂
@@killertigergaming6762 what
"How am I bad at sex? I finished. It's everywhere." This sent me over the edge.
At least he sent somebody over the edge of the finish line.
@@cigh7445 Nice.
not the choice of words i would use in this situation ...
I don't get it.
😂😂😂
“How am I bad at sex? I finished.”
LMFAO!!! 😂🤣😂
Hold it, hold it!
Man's got a point! he did finish. 🤣😂👍👍
He has to be the ultimate optimist, seeing a bright side in everything.
Still piped
He's Mr. Brightside
always look on the bright side of life
He’s like Mr. Peanutbutter from BoJack Horseman.
Thats called narcissist not optimist ..sike
Lol "how am I bad at sex, I finished everywhere"
This guy, f***** genius writing
Glad to know he’s a fellow sprayer!
They saved the best comment for last...
can you explain pls
@@khkh6484 nah bro
@@chumpstain877 hope u change ur minde. thanks
This video was both very funny and extremely traumatic to me, since I lived through this exact scenario. It was so frustrating, I can feel the frustration even now as if this conversation happened two minutes ago to me
ohh, for 1 sek something was not about you, tnx for being selfish.....
(Pointing at you) I see what you did there, you like that down low attention
Both have equal time to reach their Goals :D Stop making others responsible
Sorry for you, that sht irritates me cuz I think of myself in this situation
Get someone who makes your pleasure a priority!!
@@LimaWhiskey91are you serious or?...
That was really well done. Comedic timing was excellent, and well written and acted. Kudos.
When she said “I did not finish” I was hoping he’d say “I get it... you wanna go again.”
"Give me 20 minutes, I'll reload, and we can go again baby"
remember the parking.......
@@D00Rb3LL 😂😂😂
@@D00Rb3LL 20? I'm gonna have 15 minutes
i have reserves
“You took 3 breaks”😂🤣😂🤣
Cuuuhhh when she said that I died.. especially thinking how she said it was only 2 minutes long
He took a break every 40 seconds 😭
What's a break?
@@tbxl8204 Pausing the intercourse for a short time to decrease the arousal and prevent cumming too fast. (which didn't help much in his case)
@@trxtergames lol
Thanks man😂
Been there, done that. 😞😞
As a writer, I find this so well executed, including the premise, the acting, the storyline, etc. I nominate this masterpiece for the YT Hall of Fame that doesn't exist yet.
I watched every video on this entire channel in one and a half days. I don't know what to do with my life anymore. I need more Stevie Emerson!
I am taking my time rn😂
She'll be back. He took her on an emotional journey she'll never forget.
yes 100%...hahahhah
For 2 minutes.
@@GandalfOfRivia still piped!
@@GandalfOfRivia Obviously it's the emotional afterplay he masters.
Don’t get it. If it was bad, why would she be back?
Help me get some clarity on this here.
Stevie and Nikki duo always the best
What's her name
Wtf are you doing here
@@marcusmajors6196 Nikki Howard
This needs to be a movie.
Great acting (as usual), dialogue, directing (love the cut to the fan then "why are you giving the fan credit?") and more LOL moments than some hour-long comedies. Good stuff.
Sooo good! You're both funny and good actors! I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
this really happened
The pointing with the smirk is great hahaha
Absolutely perfect.
I get it
Better Call Saul
The 'point-smirk' is going to be my new move.
Word. They’ll never see it coming
Followed by the "i get it" line
@@aty4282 u think it will work?
@@alkatrazflores4211 As long as you finish.
Hell yeah
NEVER ask a woman that question, speaking from experience. Her reaction and facial expressions are strong indicators of your performance.
No shit 😂
Just had this finishing conversation with 3 girls. They said they all have faked it at some point.
@@elchucapablas master the art of foreplay with spicy creativity and passion, then you get yourself the real deal
@@professorboltzmann5709 so basically what you’re saying is, women’s sexuality starts mentally, right? Make her feel comfortable, loved, and beautiful and don’t rush to get it in. Basically make use of the senses (touch, sound, etc.) before the act. Here’s the kicker tho. I told these girls exactly that, and they all said “every girl is different”
@@elchucapablas also alternate the depth and intensity of penetration. Get the sliding right like clockwork. The rest is optional. Change positions and handle positions well
I want that level of confidence in my life
You and Nikki need to keep making sketches together forever, even when you're both in a retirement home. Especially then.
"I've been subbed to this channel for 90 years"
Especially. Then
This
NIce!
Are they a couple?
I laughed so hard, his expressions are simply pure comedy
Sounds like a conversation Geno and Jasmine would have on 90 day fiance
Do u know the name of the movie?
@kaza1978 it's not a movie that's what's crazy these are just high-quality videos and they are high level actors probably
"Daddy's got you covered."😂😂😂😂😂
"You're welcome!!" The 2 greatest words in this skit!
“You’re not anyone’s dad…I hope” 😂😂
Lmfao
He’s my Dad, and he makes sure i finish every night
This was me at age 22
Lol no, that’s me at 30. At 22 we were too insecure about letting a girl down in bed. Zero phuccs given as we get older.
Me at 22 rn
SINGLE GUY LMFAOOOO IM GONNA DIEE
Why would you be asking your hand if it got off?
That's why you're still single
That "pointing" stuff is freakin hilarious lol!
The estranged uncle 😂😂😂👏🏻
a true sigma only finishes himself
I'm the winner because I always finish first 🏁🏎️🥇
Both of you gentlemen are indeed man of culture🙏
True sigma mentality
Kind brother may i know what's sigma?
Smegma males rise up🐺🐺
"Still piped" Every guy ever..
(Most guys..i guess)
Ya buggin for real happy now
ahahaha
Piped
Still beat tho
hes not wrong tho he did
You got a low opinion of every guy ever.
😂😂 the hold it smacking it part got me.
Whenever she says “stop pointing at me “ . I completely lose it! Hilarious!!!
Watching multiple times for the algo, besides Brad can’t hear us these walls are thick
You need to go out for a hike or learn to do something actually manly or or or? Wow!!
almost as thicc as her
If she is still wearing a t-shirt when it's over, you didn't do it nearly well enough for her to get hers.
It's not about her anyway. She is an alternative to my hand and porn. Whether she "gets hers" is irrelevant 🤷
@@JD-go2qj You want a blow up doll, bud
@@JD-go2qj nice bait
@@JD-go2qj 🎣
@@JD-go2qj I so hope that's a joke 😅
the finger pointing and smurk is toooo funny. especially that last finger point. like he fully understands everything. LOLL
The acting and production quality is fucking top notch on your videos. I could watch them over and over.
She didn't finish but we still commenting for the algorithm
#Support
Thumbs up and a response comment for the RUclips overlords A/I program algorithm!
You should’ve been pinned
Don't give credit to the fan for making you sweat, I made you sweat 😭😭😭
Love the constant pointing😂😂
“ it’s everywhere”
Had me straight up dying😂😂😭💀💀💀
“How am I bad at sex? I finished.” Truer words were never spoken. In the words of the great sexologist, Dr. Bernie Mac, “I got mine, you gots to get your own.”
@Lamia Lamia koni thechmi
This is ironic, right.
@@aq0511 No, once you satisfy yourself the job is done.
@@howboutdis3908 thats what people that are intimate with themselves do, yes
@@aq0511 sick burn 🔥
,,I was gonna call you tomorrow, that's how low the bar is set" - what most women think about their dates 😁
I didn't get it. What did she mean by that?
@@orange9022 she was bored and disappointed with his bed skills but nevertheless she was still gonna see him
Dayumn! that was cold, hard truth but I still liked the comment 😆
Maybe when they go on a date with you George
@@Illmatic1994 what is a 1% of men like you doing on RUclips comments? Go back to your mansion and Lamborghini man!
How have i just found this guy...these two are an absolute riot.
His expression when he points is hilarious 😂
best skit so far, the plot, the script, the acting everything on point!
What’s the name of the movie
@@Ricky-vu1ms doesn’t have one
The third "I get it" and point was so expected, yet I was still rolling 🤣
ROFL _point_ *swat*
This is hilarious!!! LoooL!!! Dude kept pointing at her!!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Still Pipped" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro honestly the acting In these are better than half the shii on Netflix😭
This is far superior than anything currently on Saturday Night Live.
And still a better love story than Twilight!
Just half…?
you are setting bar too low :D
netflix is utter trash compared to actually passionate and professional people
Naked roommate Covered in peanut butter
We’ve all been there
Yes, yes we have! And only on a good day are they covered in only peanut butter!
No we haven't
@@nyikasplace9886 If you haven't been there, then YOU are the roommate covered in the peanut butter, bro
@@TheMrSuge No I'm not, 'bro.'
@@nyikasplace9886 no shame to admit it, we re all friends here
The "I get it" bit gets funnier every time hahahah
i need to get to this man's level of confidence and denial. it really would feel relieving and comfy
"You wanna go with Zaddy?"
"Still piped!"
Haha
She didn’t get it but this is getting a comment for the algo
"It's everywhere" 🤣
"You look tired I'm a team player"😂
“you’re like the estranged uncle” 💀🤣
Hasn’t even started and I already know it’s worth the like.
did u finish tho ?
2:05
Gold.
Legendary video! Absolutely loved it . . .
“You in to that, sheesh” had me rolling
"this is not an escape room" had me CACKLING
Like a witch
You are not Nancy Drew 😂
Just say laughing dawg… sound like a chick when you say that dumb shit
Easily the best line
Damn it Mike, she was going to call you tomorrow.
not the FEMA tent! Brooooo 🤣
This skit shouldn't have finished 😂
Steve definitely gets it, the pointing convinced me
That “HOLD IT. HOLD IT.” for real made me spit out my drink lol
“Hold it!” 😂
This man is a legend, the way he handled it, the dodged the accusations. Stevie can run for the President, Stevie and Nikki is a perfect couple man....Their skits are perfect.
Her facial expressions are priceless! Fantastic actress!
Hands down the funniest sketch on youtube in the last few years.. so good!
Just curious, any favorites of all time?
You can tell she finished and didn't want to admit it.
Her denying the obvious is so sad.......
She probably came when she smelled the Chad pheromones this guy has
@@jorgebarriosmur lmao no buddy, some guys just sucks and aren't able to make a woman finish
@@afriserrrr2898 r/wooshhhh
@@afriserrrr2898 most intelligent Serbian
“And you know what? You know what the sad part is, Mike. I was gonna call you tomorrow. That is how low the bar is set!”
Omg . . . She killed it, right there!!!! 🤣😂😅
alright this just got recommended to me, what does that mean, please?
@Barry - Basically, she is saying that he was a lousy date and he sucks in bed, but her standards are so low, that she was gonna call him later. Most likely because she is out of options. 🤣😂😅
She choose him though. Her bar is set that low. Accountability
Shook me to my core 🤣
@@SpclOps20 I was thinking the fact that most men can't give a woman an orgasm with penetration, some rarely know how to use their mouth too. The bar is set low bc men just usually don't make women orgasm. Ask any woman you know, theyll either agree that they would marry the man that is all around good in bed, are already married to said man, or have found him but it took some hoeing around 🤷🏾♀️
His blank face when she was ranting at the end was hilarious 😂😂
The points and “I got it” were hilarious
wouldve been funny when he shouted "brad you wouldnt believe this man" and brad just shout back "I HEARD EVERYTHING"
"The fan didn't make you sweat I did?" " I finished early because of the parking meter" I took a break for you, you looked tired"
This guy is a selfless Chad
Fr💀💀👏
“Hold it! Hold it!”😂😂😂😂😂
The redbull near the fan though
I love that he puts in the subtitles! Sometimes the RUclips ones aren’t accurate, and the colours and exclamations make me so happy to see!
The finger point with that face gets me every time.
I’ve watched a lot of these but this has to be my favorite.
3:39 exactly !! LMAO
The chemistry between these two has always been way too hilarious! Nikki you need him more on your channel and vice versa
This guys delivery is so funny man, I can’t explain it.
Now that's funny! WOW! You two come up with the best stuff, thanks for making me laugh.
This is definitely an underlooked gem…. Everything i watch with these two is pure gold laughter.
3:14 that swap was so aggressive I think the actress was actually feeling frustrated at him lol
Bro.. the fan and the bed on the floor lol... that was me ahaha
Some of the best comedy skits I have ever seen.
Her facial expressions game is on point!
Edit 1: Oi, his singing chops doing that Moline Rouge line was quite unexpected
That optimism is what I need in my life.
That wasn’t optimism, that was Emotional Dismissal