When You're Not His Type
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I knew a girl that was rejected because the guy said she was too skinny. She was actually overweight and she thought he was being mean. Then he got a girlfriend and she was huge and it turned out he really liked obese women lol
Calling a heavy girl too skinny is a wild insult lmao
Dafuq
In the "western world" it used to be a sign of wealth and it still is in parts of the world.
@@GabrielKitignaTessouat yeah haha the people I am actually talking about are from Mexico. They live in a border city by the states so there is a slight blend of the cultures though
Enough to surprise the girl I was talking about anyways lol
In Africa we like our girls thick. It's a sign of health and wealth. Skinny we think you don't have your shit together.
Thank you for creating a fantasy world that us men wish existed 🤣
It happens but very very very rarely
Oh, it exists....you should try it sometime.
@@KingComp67_-io3iz it doesn´t happen ...
especially not in a bar/club in the evening .
this man was sitting in a bar and drinking alone .
no straight single guy after a few drinks sitting alone in a bar would pass on the opportunity like this with an attractive girl
(unless he assumes it sounds too good to be true and the girl must have some ulterior motive or that she is a hoo..r looking for "work")
I turn down women all the time, it is called having standards
@@jacobharris954 yeah i´m "sure" you are
I'm going to assume the final "ohhh" was because she was going to suggest he's into black chicks 🤣🤣🤣
Big boobs, not skin colour.
i thought it was cuz of the boob size
Nah i think its cus homegirl had bigass tits
Or big bobs
Or it might’ve been the bigger boobs, not sure
😂 Anything but the simple fact that he just isn't attracted to her. This is brilliant. Lol
Because he only likes black women...
Some women believe they are such a prize that it’s impossible for men to not be interested in them
@@mysteryjunkie9808 These are the women you must run away from.
TBH this is universal thing. If you go out more you realize despite how good or bad you look, you just not gonna hit with everybody. There are general likeness people crave, but you can do your own thing and still have something to connect with. But guys, till they learn this, have hard time to accept girls just don't like them. I guess we just try to keep ourselves away from harm of rejection.
@@Pecisk I am grammar teacher please allow me correct:
"TBH universal thing this is . If you going out more you're realizing how good or bad despite you look, just you not gonna hit everybody. General likeness people is craving, but you can do own thing and still have connection. Guys, but till they learning these, having hard time to accept girls? Just don't like them.
I guess we are just try to keeping ourselves way from rejectionharm. Thanking"
so I go up to this girl in a bar a few years ago and I say all the usual lines, 'where are you from', 'don't i know you' etc. And she goes 'Are you fvcking kidding me'? And I realized I met her at that exact spot at that exact bar a year before and we went on 2 dates. LOL, that was awkward 😅
RESPECT
MY MAN
Oh shit 😂
Changing bars should be part of your routine.
Ok that's hilarious. ☠
Nikki definitely got this one down... she knows how to make an awkward situation fun to be in...
Awkwardness goes away. Kids out there that can’t even eat.
I'm both proud and ashamed to say that my brain was following the same rationalizing Nikki's was
Because typically good looking women can’t fathom men not being attracted to them.
i only didn't cause i know Nikki is with the shenanigans 80% of the time but i can def see why you would lol! 😂🤣
This whole sketch was about boob size? Oh.
I skipped over "the in a relationship" to gay lol after that I got he wasn't just attracted to her
Get therapy
Wow, this is so awkward, it's hard to keep watching. Her videos are getting TOO good. 😂
keep commenting and she will probably sleep with you, i bet she will notice your cringe comments eventually.
@@glennhagstedtwhat’s ur problem with the comment lol. I’m one to hate on ultra simps but this just seems like a guy or girl who likes the content.
I find it weird that you are able to find scripted content cringe, I personally only feel cringe in non-scripted stuff
@@glennhagstedt yeah idk what you're smoking, the comment was pretty chill
I once got and unwanted lapdance by a woman and in the end I was the weird one...
This sketch touches on a real phenomenon. I think it is funny that you sometimes see women talking about how men have big egos and are arrogant and entitled, but try rejecting a woman who insinuated herself to you or asked you out and actually tell her you are not attracted to her. See how well she takes it.
Literally done it. Girl lived down the hall from me in a dorm. She became rather passive aggressive around me after that point
@@linco011235 hell yeah 😂. I mean, you can’t blame them, we would probably do the same.
You mean, the entire premise of the video everyone just watched?! Brilliant comment, I mean, the originality is baffling! Kudos!!
@6XXBANSHEEXX8 Dumbledore. He was saying it happens in real life too and it's not just exaggerated for comedy. If you weren't in such a hurry to ridicule you'd be able to grasp the situation and avoid embarrassing yourself.
@@linco011235 i mean most people would be a bit hurt/dissapointed
That happened to me three or four times. After I rejected girls who are found attractive by majority of other men they came up with questioning my sexuality or presuming that I'm in serious relationship. It is hilarious. Everytime.
Is it really hilarious?
It really is. What else can it be?
@@cyrusol it is funny. "sorry I got turbo herpes"
@@cyrusol yup, not only it wouldn't be "hilarious" if it had happen but it's not real, the guy is telling us his fantasy.
It happens, though I have never been asked about my sexuality. When I was single, they would question "why" and "what is it about me you don't like", as if it was unbelievable that I wasn't interested in them. I couldn't imagine a guy asking something like that after being turned down. I never found it funny though. I admire the guts it takes to put yourself out there and take a chance.
That happened to me and she got pissed then I told her " I get it "
...................................................................... ......... I'm sorry?!
Nice
Nikki hit on you?
And then everyone clapped
I really want to see this woman in movies! She would absolutely nail the wife or girlfriend that turns out to be a complete psycho!
@@keithgraham9547 not all women are complete psychos although they are all a little crazy in some way or another
@@warrenwilson720 The hot/psycho scale for women starts at a floor of "4" on the psycho axis.
@@keithgraham9547 a large percentage yes but there are extremely beautiful women that aren't completely psycho. My first ex was a seven or an eight depending and she wasn't a psycho she was just a deplorable human being. I get what you're saying though. A very large percentage are
@@warrenwilson720 My wife, when we were young, was a 9/4 on the hot/crazy matrix, today an 8/4 four decades later.
ALL women are crazy, a 4 is the best it gets. Median is about a 7.5, and the distribution is weighted toward the high end.
My opinion, there is a much stronger correlation between attractive and intelligence and "less crazy" than otherwise.
"Unattractive" women tend to be less bright, crazier, and often the most promiscuous. However, the dispersion is so broad, if you reach in a barrel and pull out a girl, your chances of getting bat-shit crazy don't differ much based on just looks.
However, men can qualify women pretty easily with a high degree of confidence. Any of you guys dating take note! If you ignore my advice, it's your own fault when your car gets torched and the courts give her 2/3 of your stuff.
1. No feminists. Walk away immediately. You aren't obligated to explain. Just leave. Either easily brainwashed or bat-fucking-shit crazy.
2. No girls who identify as "liberal." Almost certain to be mentally ill. Literally. I am not playing or exaggerating. Walk. Now.
3. No single moms. Possible exception of widows, for whom you have to dig deeper. You can't rescue them. You can't fix them. They already showed lack of judgement. If you're a "nice guy," they translate that as "weak, doormat, ATM."
4. No weird dressing (like a cat or "goth"). No weird haircuts or bizarre piercings. (Tongue, nose, nipples, etc.)
Weird hair colors are a warning, as are any tattoos. If it's a "temporary experiment" experiment in young women, she MIGHT be salvageable.
If tattoos are innocuous and relatively discreet, she MIGHT be salvageable.
Don't hold your breath on either of the last two, but girls are impressionable and she may have thought it was the fashionable thing to do.
Those are the top ones for dating and crazy. There are lots more, but all you inexperienced guys should remember these!
@@keithgraham9547 lmao bro I also saw the video, funny af
"Are you sure?" cracked me up. Go Nikki.
Tha “Ohhhhhhhhh” at the end had me on the floor🤣
I didn't get it...can you fill me in?
@@Robbie_S me 2, when you get it let me know about it.
@@brandonmunda346he likes black girls
He's like Hesh on the Sopranos.
@@adriangarza6452 Thanks, saw that, thought there was more to it though, like an inside joke type shit
I swear, you guys act way much better then most actors in those low budget movies out there.
“Way much better” ….? 😬
They talk about male ego, but women's egos are enormous. When a man isn't attracted to a (attractive) woman, it MUST be for some reason other than the fact that he's just not into her.
Because 95% of the time men just take what they can get
@@tbmavenger71 meh not all of us are weak simps
@@vladraduandrei5227 5%
@@tbmavenger71 no, honey, 95% of the MEN take what they can get. the rest of us can have any woman we want, and we are picky
@@seanautilis15 is that not exactly what I said?
That almost never happens to men
haha true
At least not to our type.
hum, no. if you take a moment to peer outside of the "shiny girl gotta stick dick" functioning that most of us are biologically programmed into you'll realize you actually feel attracted to much less women than you'd expect. I've been really trying to deconstruct my sexuality lately, and the biggest takeaway so far is that I really love women, but there are not many women whom I really feel attracted to. I mean that kind of pure, genuine, "let's meld our souls through our bodies" type of attraction. Yes, there are many attractive women walking around.Yes, many of them catch my eye and I go "nice". But if I'm being really honest, the ones that really spark a flame are far in between. And this is the experience for most guys who take the time to look into themselves, from what I've been able to gather.
almost?
@@dovahsenbrom836 That's all well and good but I think OP's point is that pretty much none of us are getting approached by these women in the first place so we wouldn't even have the chance to tell them we're not attracted to them.
"You are attracted to yourself."😆😆
That last "OHHHHH" had me rolling 😂😂😂
I didn't get it. Could you please explain ?
@@user-ux2py9td8w now she assumes that he's only into black women, lol.
@@thelion7929 Oh. Thanks.
@@thelion7929 ahh right. I'm still a bit slow so to make sure: the sketch suggested that it actually was all about the boobs, right?
@Michał it could be. Maybe it was just vague enough to have a personalized interpretation.
this was the best clip i've seen from you. really good.
LMAO 🤣
That was hilarious!! Cut perfectly!!
Honestly, I would be super suspicious if a woman came up to me doing the heavy lifting. I'd be looking for a camera every where lol!!!
Hahaha yes, especially when she starts with something like "I'm newly single" that's an instant massive red flag
@@Tofi_ytchannel Exactly. After all, women are never single.
I mean, a woman that hot!
@@bramposthumus9300 What are you talking about?
@@theprousteffect9717 Does that even need spelling out? Really? What does a man mean when he says he's single? He means that he's seeing nobody and is getting zero bedroom fun. Zip. Zilch. Nada. What does a woman mean when she says she's single? She means that's she's definitely still getting it on the regular from a roster of random dicks, who are dicks because they refuse to commit. Rocket science it ain't.
Always look forward to your content!! Love it
One of the absolute BEST actresses I’ve ever seen. Nikki’s ability to write, direct, act and pull you into a situation in literally seconds is a rare talent. Beautiful and talented.
Ok, didn’t go the level of crazy as I thought 🤣🤣 I was think bar fight, glasses flying, etc 🤣🤣🤣
I dont know who this is but OMG she acted this out so well! The facial expressions she made when she delivered some of her lines was hilarious!
I couldn’t even act like I wasn’t attracted to Nikki Howard 😂💯
i know like wym nikki isnt your type??? you'd have to be one picky azz person lol
I could. She’s not my type
@@msharp6887 we don't care, we didn't ask
@@td2222 I do, and I did
She’s a solid 6
Lmao the outtro is hilarious! Subscribed
This was surprisingly really good 🤩🤩
Had to watch that OHHHHHHHH at the end 3 times. Hilarious crazy eyes and crazy grin.
3:42 the regret that he turned down a date with the "gatekeeper" of the girl he actually wanted to go out with
Nikki is funny! Love her videos, she knows how to make things awkward 😁
When a new Nikki vid drops, you know it's going to be a great day!! ❤
Man, if only I could run into a sober girl that did that kind of heavy lifting to me ;(
Buy a large expensive yacht, moor it at a posh marina--or stay with a buddy/bro/relative so situated--and da hotties just paddleboard right up to you... upscale lot-lizards if you will... that you don't even have to pay... 'cept fer weed and booze. 😁😇
bro its never gonna happen, ALL if not, MOST girls, will not approach guys. Even if they find you attractive. We gotta be the one doing the heavy lifting
@@ScottyOsmosisdon't agree. Don't have a yatch, never was / looked / pretended to be rich, and yet... Almost ALL my ex girlfriends / one night stands (especially when I was younger) did the heavy lifting because I never was a flirty guy and I was always kind of scared to bother girls.
I already was in this kind of situations where I would turn down a pretty girl just because she was not my type.
But I guess, it's just my personal experience. Maybe it has to do with my country (but I experienced that in many countries tho), or maybe it has to do with the fact that I look like an innocent pray ? Ahah
But it sure doesn't happen everyday, I cannot count the number of times I would exchange looks / smiles with a girl I find attractive, but nobody makes a move and everybody goes home alone !
@@lql-38 hahaha sure buddy, that’s a lovely fantasy world you’re living
@@ScottyOsmosis whatever. You sure know my life better, I must have dreamed.
She takes the most uncomfortable moment. And Relishes in it.
That it happened to me this exact thing, almost verbatim, makes it much better. Thanks!
Nikki pulled this off very well. Was so hard to watch but I had to keep watching. Lol. Great acting both of you!!😊👍
While this situation is about as rare as meeting a stranger who shares your birthday, it was still really funny stuff from the beautiful, Nikki!
Ass kisser lmao
Yeah I doubt this or this kind of thing actually happened to gorgeous Nikki.
@@SinaAboutalebiyou sure? I have seen single fast food workers more attractive than her.
I've been the dude in this situation. It happens. Usually, it's safer to pretend that you're already into someone or with someone. It's sort of always half true for me, and it's the best way not to hurt the girl's ego.
I was really waiting for-"I get it"😂😂😂
And the pointing 😂😂😂
this is going to need a sequel
Her face after his revelation.🤣🤣🤣
I could never deny Nikki
Had to sail through mid way in as the amount of awkwardness was thickly stuck in the air 😂❤
It’s a show
His priceless reaction at 3:39 got me rolling… his eyes!! ☠️😂
I laughed out loud. Absolutely hilarious. 😂
Yeah "you don't like me? Why don't you like me? How is it possible that you are not into me?"
Usually if I tell a woman they're not my type I'll get viciously attacked with insults in an attempt to make themselves feel better. Men usually brush it off but women take that shit super personal
"Men usually brush it off but women take that shit super personal" LOL men are funny sometimes 😂
@@binabi "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" the definition "a woman who has been rejected by a man can be ferociously angry and vindictive." that phrase has existed since the 1600s and still holds true. Men with half a brain see right through your insecurities based off that huge emotional response I got out of you.
@@binabi Yes.. We usually do brush it off.. we are the ones making the first moves anyways..
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The ones who act violently are in minority!
@@binabi I mean i never make the first moves.. cuz i do not need to
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But girls usually do not know how to handle rejection.. cuz they never had to deal with one their entire life
@@binabi
men have hard lives, women do not. u don't need to put any effort into men other than being slim, which is super easy
Dude. You are SOO underrated. FUNNE. PRETTE. GOOD CONTENT. You need more subscribers
"Are you sure?" Killed me lol
If u think about it, theres no difference between this video and lord of the rings. Same setting, but with billion dollars less spent.
Nikki just kept digging this hole deeper for herself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nikki you have an incredible talent of acting
My girls not taking NO for an answer 😅😂
I absolutely love it when he said: I am not attracted to what you look like.
Then he showed us what he is attracted to… a more feminine woman.
Nikki is so cute and funny I could never turn her down 😊
Need a part 2
not going to lie, that shit had me in tears specially that last scene.
NIKKI - your acting drives me crazy 👊🤣 Thanx for sharing your hilarious stuff!
❤ this. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. In this case it very much is.
I love how she sort of did the tables turned on this scenario. A lot of straight guys don’t pick up on hints and keep pushing. But some women think every guy in the world she be attracted to them and when one isn’t they don’t understand why and get pissed, men get this kind of attitude too sometimes and some people can’t wrap their head around that their not everyone’s type even when they are attractive.
So as funny as this video is l, it really is closer to reality. The only difference is, women are typically smarter about social cues and hints most of the time.
Hahahahahaha the ending got me lol
All we needed were some special FX of her head exploding🤣
Funny story fellas. This is actually how girls rationalize when they get rejected. I actually think it is funny that Nikki can humiliate herself on camera like this w out caring.
Isn’t this a show
@@veranaes And?
@@marcuslong9761 I'm lost they be looking down on themselves but want equality at the same time😂😭
@@michaelsazz3545 It's bc their oversensitive and super fragile. They gotta live in these dream worlds otherwise they lose all self confidence
@@michaelsazz3545 Cant admit defeat bc it would shatter their entire reality
To be fair her friend is an absolute smokeshow
No, she isn't. She just has her boobs out, which is what the vast majority of men are looking at when judging a woman's attractiveness. Men nowadays have very low standards, having your boobs on display is all it takes to elevate you from a 4 to 9 in their eyes.
You're very talented Nikki..I see you going places.
Waaaiiit!!!! Why did my mind come up with that conclusion 😂😂😂
Love the reversal. Guys do this a lot when being rejected. 😅
Imagine if she met Michael Scott at a bar
Nikki is hands down the best actress on youtube.
The last ohhh is hilarious
Nikki is a hoot! What a gifted Gal! God blessed her with a great since of humor and good looking as well!
Can we stop the simping
@@vecter ???? What ????
The pussysurfing is insane.
What about when you're not his typewriter 🤣
Funnily enough i made a song with a theme of “shes not my type”. Great video!
So great!
SERIOUSLY PLZ WHERE DOES "Shut up and sit down" COME FROM
I think it's from their own production.
slappers only? Stevie Emerson's channel ?
This isn’t just great acting by Nikki, it’s a great social study on female rejection! 😆
Love your work, Nik!
Here, and with your Stevie E collaborations. 🍻
You really have humor, girl.😂
2:53 This is low key a fantastic compliment 😂
this skit kind of makes me feel weird
like, the fact that to girls cannot take the fact some people wont find them appealing when men deal with this fact on a regular basis
we are more surprised if we are someones type than when we are not someones type lol, its rare to feel pursued
And then you don't say straight forward that you're not interested just cause you're not used to turning someone down gracefully 😆
I'm Swiss and think here it's not very uncommon for women to do "the heavy lifting". So I think I did approach more men in my life than vice versa. Too bad they'd hand out their contacts only to remain pen pals 🤦🏻♀️
@@JustLIkerapunzel Well I can definitely give you props for doing "the heavy lifting." Women, at least here in the U.S., generally don't, so it's nice to see a woman take the initiative and go after what she wants. I wish you the best of luck in finding a great guy!
It makes me sad that you say it's rare for men to feel pursued, because it's true that men don't get pursued nearly as often and it's something I never think about. As a woman, I take for granted that it will happen, and while it can be annoying depending on the pursuer it also makes me feel good about myself. I wish men could have more of that. They also rarely get complimented on their looks. Imma try to go out of my way more to do 'heavy lifting' :p
@@JustLIkerapunzel Virtual hat tip for you, and to all the fine ladies taking the initiative. I used to live in The Netherlands and women there initiate as much as men do. They sorted out the gender equality thing last century. Now I live in New Zealand and that almost never happens. I miss it. If I lived in Switzerland and you asked me, I would definitely accept.
@@Emily-kj1tb thats actually so nice to read
I thought the black chickie was way hotter too😂
That girls facial expressions takes acting to a whole new level.
Wow that was an easy subscribe for me. This video was so well done ;D looking forward to watch more of your shit!
man i love Nikki and the way she make her eyes wide open when she talks❣
Don't worry Nikki, there are some guys out there that aren't mammary biased. I think.
Pro mosquito bites and thigh gaps
I think it was probably her skin tone
@@takvacs I think it was both. 🤔
I've dated A-cup to F-cup and it made no difference to me
As a black man I'm more drawn to a black woman with a big bumper than a white woman with a big bust.
This is actually iconic
lmfao the coping was funny as hell
Ahhhh ha ha! That was funny. And, I can very much relate. I have a certain “type”, myself. 😏
this woman is just so insanely talented, so unfair to the rest of us mere mortals
this like Steven when he keeps saying "I get it" :D
That look she gives after he spelled it out for her 😂 ...
For someone with my past this feels like pure role reversal. 🥶
She’s one of those proud feminists and he wanted a more feminine woman.
I feel this because I'm only attracted to Black and Asian girls and where I'm from it's impossible to be with either one of em
Lol where are you from?
the lawn is always greener on the other side eh ?
This is hilarious. Subscribed
I never knew Nikki had her own channel!
I've seen this play out in real life about 4-5 times in the 12 years I lived in Dubai. Its always a very regular looking British guy, not unlike the actor in the vid, with a very attractive British-Indian or Iranian lady whos literally the same complexion as the sista in the vid.
4-5 times out of how many of those interactions?
He is a chocolate kind of guy😅
Wait, I thought it was the big boobies 😆
nutty ?
oh yeah
Nah, he likes lemon
The melons
"I'm not gay."
"Are you sure?"
She is showing how most of the girl behave, being so positive 😂😂😂
This is so comical because of how incredibly improbable something like this would ever happen to any guy, particularly when a guy looks as grubby as the dude in the vid.
And men got have standards
@Jake-oq2bq Maybe if he was a celebrity or some other guy with some kind of high social status.
@@rossgoldberg5201 be me, super average, more skinny than fit, bad skin, smoker, minimum wage, spent more time with a partner than celibate, and reading this. Idk man.
Ugly guys tend to act more like that. They don't feel like they deserve a pretty girl, so they decide to treat them bad.
The dude in the video is just an actor...
Dude missed the opportunity to see the cranky side of Nikki when in a relationship...ask Stevie 🤣🤣
That was very original funny joke I loved it. 💯 Masterpiece
Nice, 'Saved by the bell' background