Girls Vs Guys After A Date
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- Опубликовано: 4 мар 2021
- "You smash?"
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bros never lie to each other, if we don't smash, we don't say we smashed. The rest is perfectly depicted.
Bros DO lie to each other, bro. My bro lied to three people in front of a campfire about a smash that never happened, because he'd told a different and much more believable story to two of already and forgotten about it.
@Sol Nangu Well, he was pretty insecure and become more and more of a douche as he went off to university and acted like he was better than us. Yea, we haven't been friends in a long time. So there you go.
I still think there's a lot of exaggerating of sexual exploits as teenagers/early 20s to bros, semi-bros and randos. I saw it all the time. I did it myself. I was just a kid.
@Sol Nangu could not have said it better myself... he just isn't a bro
Lol I knows homies who lie about that bro lol
@@squamish4244 Teenagers yes. They lie about that stuff all the time. Adult bros usually don't.
This is accurate. We do not lie about smashing though, that's pathetic. At least not me or the dudes I've known.
True that I know of me and the squad are pretty honest about that but to be honest we don't really ask if "we smashed" unless for some random reason that conversation comes up out of the blue. To be fair though I've been lucky enough to have the same best friends for about 15 years so our conversations are a lot different more like family conversations lol
You've got some good bros, bro👍
True, I don't lie , but there's plenty of losers that do.
But when they get found out it's shame time !!!
Most alpha males don't lie about banging, only betas do.
@@ericvid ......ok....?
“It’s never too late to buy bitcoin bro” 😂👌🏼
I have a feeling you know about the coin
@@awarenesswithandrew9476 yeeeeeee we goin to da moon bois
@@awarenesswithandrew9476 I wanna buy it but it's already up to 48k a coin
@@jondoe5305 people were saying the same when it hit $100 too. If you wait a few months more, you can buy 1 bitcoin at $100k.
Haha.
Actually true.
Indeed, the post-date fart we've held in the entire night is the most important part of the date night. 🙂
Fax
you need to learn the slick fart technique bro
@@TheIcefeez that is high risk low reward
Just fart in front of her. Real ones won’t care.
Just go to the toilette
The scene with the bop-it is the most realistic journey into the male psyche ever depicted. That is 100% without a doubt how we act. Even the friend on the couch dancing. 100% accurate.
It’s so true lol
Really?
@@borednerd2100 yes. Have you ever played bop-it?
I'm in full agreeance. It doesn't necessarily even have to be bop it - but they encapsulated the male bro energy in our natural environment perfectly. I almost feel like the secret is out it was so accurate.
I felt that scene so much xD. Bop it is great.
When they mentioned his zodiac sign this sketch transferred from fiction to reality.
Naw some people are dumb enough to buy into the astrology mumbo jumbo
@@EricGraham94 you must not know women they believe in that more than anything you will ever say
Facts😂
I don't think any of it is fiction.
MALAKHI WILK 1000000% fact 100 🤣😂😂😂 no 🧢
In every "after the date" sketch, there has to be a fart or the sketch isn't realistic
Exactly, awesome name
agreed
Hahahahahahahaha so true
Fr tho I be stinkin my car up when Im by myself 🤣
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"And he does eat gluten" *writes 'not a bitch' on whiteboard* hits home too hard
Hits home when you have coeliac disease :/
@@ausaafzaidi lol i know the feeling bro. i eat gluten and i'll get an allergic reaction that will cause a chunk of skin to fall off and leave an open wound that takes a couple weeks to heal. ROFL fuk u god cya soon
@@perennialistperspective 🥴🥴🥴
Wait what? Man the shit we take for granted
Yeah...eat the bread, don't be a BITCH!
So true it hurts.
- "You smash?"
- "Yeah"
- "Sick"
That’s all we wanna know
saying yeah when you actually didn't, yeah so true it hurts nocap
I know it’s easier to say yes but just tell them the truth, the bros will still love you
I’d you’d quit using words like cap and no cap you might develop your own personality and be dropping panties like flies
@@jordanw1649 im 18 and im pretty sure ive dropped more panties than anyone my age(not flexing, just sayin) so, im good mate ;)
I'm just wondering how she know the guys side so well .
Deep undercover research. Probably hacked his fb page and interrogated his friends before the date. They'll do that. Cover your tracks my dude, don't let any information leak, get off the grid and dispose of your snitchy friends!
Stevie and Brent and Alex
Who knows how they know what they know man ... start going down that path we’ll need a white board too 😂
Maybe cuz there is guys in the video?
it's called having guy friends
The subtext of the guys’ interaction is thick and meaningful. There’s a subtle suggestion of longing in his eyes when he mentioning smashing, surely evoking his pride that he would’ve loved to have shared with his father, who was taken by ruthless cancer in his body. This affirmation from his friend is what he has as replacement for the male bond with the man whom he truly loved, but never felt enough of that love back. This moment of male-to-male recognition is small but more significant than any other
Underrated comment
@@helsharidy123 Fr this had me geeking
English teachers be like
Wow that's deep
Damn you are a psychology student?
"Respectable sign in a potential mate"
"It's never too late to buy Bitcoin, bro."
Fucking hilarious!! #HODL
HODLers are everywhere.
Can you explain why its funny
💎 🤚 🚀 🌙
Did we ask you ain't funny 🤡🤡🤡
HODL
"Yo!"
"What up!"
"Gotta poop"
"Sick"
If the guy put any more care, thought or stress into this crucial time period after the date then he’d be labeled as “clingy”. Accurate sketch for sure.
Honestly guys compartmentalize everything including parts of their day. The second she got out he sas moving on
@@AnimeFreakish78 lol what? Any guy who just went out with a chick as hot as Nikki is going to be obsessing over it too unless he’s already a total chad
@@Merknilash especially if she aint let you smash yet woulda been salty lowkey 🤣🤣
@@Merknilash She's ok. I don't think she's super hot. Looks fake to me, orange skin and fake features. meh
@@saitama3795 that’s some choosing beggars shit
Maybe she’s just whatever over the internet but if she was your Nextdoor neighbor you’d be fantasizing about your grandkids together
When you date a woman, you dating her friends behind the scenes, too. You dating the whole think tank.
You're dating a village as everyone is putting their two cents in. The more oblivious men are to it the better. Just bop-it!
"Punctual but not too punctual"
Write that down!
Write that down!!
This was perfect.
Punctual means commitment.
Too punctual could mean desperate or control freak.
As someone who's never gone on a date, this is incredibly accurate
as someone who has gone on dates this is accurate lmao.
Unrealistic. A girl can't upload a post that quick without spending hours on a caption.
Exactly!!!!
She had it ready before the date 🤯
and the caption is always like a Nietzsche's quote over a cringe contracted lips pic
Don't forget taking a selfie from every conceivable angle known to mankind (and a few that aren't) before deciding that the lighting isn't good enough.
Sir with all due respect we already have 30 different pics selected in our minds, with 293 possible captions for each one. You give us so little credit, it’s almost insulting…we overthink things wayyyyy before they happen.
The fact that he wafted the smell of his fart towards him, I can’t
bask in the ambience
So real
It was a good day.
lmao we wear our farts like a medal, esp the smelly ones
I mean, who doesn't enjoy their own product?
"Let's begin." That confirms my suspicions. Another great short. Please keep 'em coming.
“He either lives in Silver Lake, Echo Park, or Highland Park,” such an underrated line!😂😂😂
Gentlemen, if you want to know where she wants to go to eat, tell her to guess where you’re taking her, and then take her to the first guess 😂
S M O O T H
What if she guesses a place that needs a reservation you haven't made?
@@simos6jipros154 then tell her to guess again 😂
@@simos6jipros154 I didn’t even think of that, but I’ll do what @Crongo said 😂
That meme tho
You know it's good when she said 'Let's begin' 😀
She's already bugged his house, His phone and has friends under surveillance. Satellite imagery should be coming in 3..2...1.🤣🤣
when he started to sing God Plan LOL IM DED
When he sang "I only love mahbed, my mama..." i die of laughter, so fukin accurate!
its Mahbed, middle name of Drakes son
@@sno0pz832 Damn. My Bed would have been better.
@@sno0pz832 didn't know, ty!
@@sno0pz832no
Every few months I come back to enjoy this masterpiece and to remind myself of how stupid dating can be. 😂
This is so fucking accurate from the guy's side at least.
The girls side is accurate, but it’s played inside their head with themselves rather than immediately with friends.
The guy held in a fart and lied about the smash to his bro.
Sus
You're a comedic genius you woman! The thing about the fart works both ways though, we're both holding it in aren't we 😂
As soon as he drove off. Was expecting a long squeaker.
@@bannedmann4469 haha he did cut one not too later though did he
Yeah but only us guys sniff our own farts.
Girls fart? Disgusting
everyone knows girls cant fart
“Just put in as much money as you could afford to lose” literally just told my friend that last night
Praying for both of you.. 😬
Bet you regreting that if you still have the coin.
This is female humor in it's purest form.
Exactly, it's not that funny or accurate from the guys pov. Definitely some truth though.
The Bop-It toy brought back so much nostalgia man.
She had the C.I.A profilers ready
The accapella "Gods plan" on the way home was somehow the most accurate thing ever 😂
This skit was too good. I didn’t want it to end. Kept pausing cuz it was so funny
That "let's begin" hits different when Nikki Howard says it
You both together make the most hilarious skits 😂
My guy just playing Bop It! right after entering his home😂
I love the level of distress on his face while he's playing bop it with his friend 😂
Love the music when you girls are analyzing - awesome job!
For the algorithm, you're funny as hell
I can watch your skits all day. Super accurate !
Second time watching I realized they had his dental records at 2:21 😆🤣😂 I love it!
You outdid yourself on this one!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
this is so good! thank you for the laughs! i have watched this so many times.
Can we get at part 2 of this?? I really want to know how the next date goes 😆
"Not a Bitch"...
He's in like Flynn!
So glad I found your channel - y’all literally crush it every time because it’s just the truth
The amount of work put into this video. Awesome.
Every pun here is perfectly represented 😂
If girls were this analytical about men, then they would never find the right partner.
Why do you think 80% of women on dating apps are 30 and older? They can't make up their minds lol.
You forget one detail mate... not every girl is the same lol
@@EmyN but Most are
Wrong, they would actually be better off, because majority of women go off their feelings which is even worse than being analytical. Because women go through 1000 different emotions each day like a roller coaster
We are! The text was probably saying she didn't want to see him anymore, simply due to the severe over analysis equalling to him not being interested enough. He would probably respond by saying ok, making them affirm their diagnosis, then the girls will revert to stalking for any clue he does like them whilst convincing themselves that intact he was their true soulmate, then feel severely heartbroken that he made no effort to chase the relationship back.
The editing, the comedy, the friends, all of it 😂
Better than 95% of the comedies on TV
So excited for my upcoming date with Nikki! Wish me lucky boys!!!
The guy side..my god she nails it! 😵😵
People knock her, but don't understand the amount of dedication that goes into studying, researching and stalking the date before it happens.
Precision.
The quality of this channel is worthy of 100x this many subscribers
this is so much better than the common prank vids! Great content!
This was comic gold.
Well done...
Love how these parodies are so honest and hallarious😍
Nikki smash. It has taken a long time for me to get you, Nikki - many, many videos, trying to understand the angles, the cultural references, the generational shift (I'm mid-60's) - and now I look forward to each new entry and fall apart laughing with every new piece I can find. I love your art and keep it coming. Thank you.
Outside of the lying about smashing, the rest is pretty damn accurate
This is too fucking accurate!!!!! Him just rapping in the car right after trying to not give a fuck :,D
Nikki is just so nice to look at honestly.
this is sooo accurate, when I really like someone I start to get rly curious about lots of little things about him.
I'm dying, this is so accurate
If you over think everything, this is what you'll end up like. And you'll go on dozens of dates because you work yourself up over shit that doesn't matter. Just take your time and not worry, relax.
Deadset on par with cherdleys, trevor and frenchy. keep up the great work!
The music while she enters does it for me 😂😂😂
The Bop It had me 😂😂😂
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This was great. The ending was spot on too. Lmafo 🤣🤣🤣
THE BOP IT LMAO
This is truly one of the best videos uv made
Well done. Writing, acting, production.
They really do have to over analyze everything. We just want a fun harmless casual date when in fact it was a job interview with a panel of girls judging you, as if one wasn't enough.
To the moon Nikki.. go go go!!
That Bop It scene is sooo accurate
This is pretty funny. Pretty much spot on!
That was epic!!!! I loved the intense music and dramatic acting of the women. The guys also nailed it with their vacant simple-mindedness! Well done!
"I gotta poop."
"Sick."
Him waving that fart in the car SLAYED me!🤣🤣🤣😆😅
Love this one. Great content guys!
The Bop-it LOOOOOOOL
Stevie’s acting rubbed off on her a lot 😂 not complaining tho
the guy's side is scarily accurate
This is incredibly accurate.
Great job babe loved it haha
"I only love my mama and papa" was the best part. That is absolutely not how we act after a date, I love it.
She’s good
i was waiting for the did you smash comment the whole video! 😂😂
The bop it killed me lmao
Dude broke the main man Law never lie about sealing the deal when you didn’t. The man law squad will be at his door for discipline
I love the fact that when he farts 1:19 the subtitles just say [music] 🥰😂
Yoo, the singing during the way back home is soo true LOL
yo that gods plan part is so true
Why was he parked so close to the car at 0:25 😂
Lmfaoo
Literally knew a girl who told me she knew whether or not she’d like a guy in 2 seconds just by looking at his shoes... & it wasn’t even how big they were...
Foot size has nothing to do with penis size. 🙄
@@adamhawn2523 it was about how clean they were mainly & if they were scruffy etc...
You really can tell a lot about a person by their shoes though esp on a date. Dress shoes vs sperries vs new balances. You can pretty much imagine the type of person wearing each type of shoe
@@clee6684 I think “imagine” is the most important word there...
@@clee6684 I wear sneakers and I bought a house by 25. I have two pairs of dress shoes that I never wear. Also wth are sperries
Girl how did I only find your channel now?? Glad I found it!
🙌
My Lord this is scarily accurate.
You deserve a lot more subscribers. Your content is amazing, I genuinely think if you were a dude doing the guy side of things, you would’ve blown up to 1M awhile ago
The amount of time to wait before messaging is a ridiculously complex decision honestly
it's literally the stupidest thing ever. But a lot of girls treat it as their confirmation of requesting a follow up lol. If they text you your in. You text them you gotta analyze the text. Just slap ass sorry to say before you step in your car worked for me haha said sorry couldn't resist. That's how got my confirmation and girl friend.
Literally do it whenever you feel like it. It isn't complex
that is because from the evolutionary point of view, in humans it's the female that selects the partner, usually from multiple possible options. The men on the other side usually have to compete for the same partner, at least this is the standard model of how finding a partner works in our minds. In this system there is a flaw tho: the woman dominates the process, and a woman always finds incredible, dumb and flabbergasting ways to over complicate simple things. So in many aspects, the process can be judged as ridiculous by the man's perspective. And he's right.
@@brucecanzoli3423 AND Mother Nature never factored-in texting.
Fuck that. If she's gonna get hung up over a text being "to soon", then I want to know to avoid that asap anyway. Dodged a bullet
Just found your channel! This is brilliant 😂😂 (subscribed)
These vids are a hidden gem