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  • @Andrew-jw2qs
    @Andrew-jw2qs 3 года назад +20010

    Comment for the algorithm

  • @justlloyd6299
    @justlloyd6299 3 года назад +33125

    She plays crazy so well, it’s scary

    • @jhm8614
      @jhm8614 3 года назад +175

      Crazy scary 😜

    • @danb4811
      @danb4811 3 года назад +100

      I feel like a have a learning disability (sincerely), because I swear I dont see red flags. I take dating partners at their word.

    • @saadsarwar8123
      @saadsarwar8123 3 года назад +88

      @@danb4811 Bro just date a lot of em. One of them will be decent enough ig

    • @hovnojede010101
      @hovnojede010101 3 года назад +209

      that's because she probably is

    • @eralec
      @eralec 3 года назад +55

      I was looking for a friend’s flat in an area I had never been before and wanted to ask a couple for directions: the girl’s immediate reply was “can’t you see I have a bf with me!” WTF. Felt a little offended too because she didn’t even look good and for her to think I was about to chat her up was surreal.

  • @warbearin
    @warbearin 3 года назад +14067

    "I have a boyfriend"
    "So he will spare the change?"
    *Guy hands over money*
    Bruh this is so accurate in a whole different way.

    • @ix69yn
      @ix69yn 2 года назад +264

      I'd be like, "who tf even said I was gonna give you change??" "Bro I'm broke too!"

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 2 года назад +54

      @@ix69yn so you have a gadget but you’re broke?

    • @ix69yn
      @ix69yn 2 года назад +114

      @@bedwarspro1917 lmao "So YoU HaVe A gAdGet bUT YouRe brOkE? Shut up pineapple!"

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 2 года назад +34

      @@ix69yn i mean, a gadget is pretty expensive so chances are you're not broke

    • @kidrax2533
      @kidrax2533 2 года назад +6

      damn I liked and now its 911 0.0

  • @knowwhattimeitis
    @knowwhattimeitis Год назад +802

    Guy: “What’s your name?”
    Girl: “I have a boyfriend”
    Guy: “Strange name”🤨

    • @bwsrascals
      @bwsrascals Год назад +9

      Counter strike

    • @Agent.Wadsworth
      @Agent.Wadsworth Год назад +7

      BOYFRIEND!!! BOYFRIEND!!!!

    • @sriharshacv7760
      @sriharshacv7760 6 месяцев назад +1

      Satire is the best form of criticism.

    • @elozvyut
      @elozvyut 2 месяца назад

      Its an acronym for Ihab. She is from middle east

  • @chris60700
    @chris60700 Год назад +227

    Ι once asked a girl if she could tell me the time and she told me she had a boyfriend. I replied "Ah, ok..Can he tell me what time it is?" True story

    • @NathanCAY1010
      @NathanCAY1010 Год назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @mahsazarifi5280
      @mahsazarifi5280 Год назад +2

      Weird

    • @haroldberserker
      @haroldberserker 2 месяца назад

      Good one

    • @LynnK-pu7rc
      @LynnK-pu7rc 2 месяца назад +2

      I was volunteering at a bike event handing out water etc. Guy participating comes up and says I have a girlfriend. I was flabbe4gasted and said nothing. Any good comebacks?

    • @asdasasdas3476
      @asdasasdas3476 2 месяца назад +1

      Mention an unrelated fact about yourself to point out how the guys statement was unprompted and weird of him. If you want something better I recommend that you consult the archives of sick burns

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 3 года назад +15954

    It should not be understated how well she sold that character. Great acting.

    • @juanok2775
      @juanok2775 3 года назад +141

      who told you she is acting? is more like a re-enactment of here day-to-day

    • @thecoloroctet1365
      @thecoloroctet1365 3 года назад +6

      Hi senpai

    • @NormativeNomad
      @NormativeNomad 3 года назад +116

      dude, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!

    • @shashwatchavan1690
      @shashwatchavan1690 2 года назад +30

      She has a boyfriend

    • @daviddive2677
      @daviddive2677 2 года назад +7

      @@shashwatchavan1690 hey man can you tell me the name of this series really liking this scene tho 😆

  • @supremebearface9242
    @supremebearface9242 2 года назад +10912

    That ending where the boyfriend was boutta say "...but we should fly to Japan" is so sweet 🤣🤣

    • @Flowful99
      @Flowful99 2 года назад +118

      69 likes

    • @IamDanish99
      @IamDanish99 2 года назад +251

      Fart* he wanted to say

    • @sndrsctt3725
      @sndrsctt3725 2 года назад +59

      Naa that’s not what I heard😌

    • @holysinnerxxx
      @holysinnerxxx 2 года назад +67

      Yup just look at his mouth when it cuts off. And after 3 days, I don't blame him for his recommendation 😆

    • @win-64
      @win-64 2 года назад +20

      nah its Paris

  • @brannycedeno6823
    @brannycedeno6823 Год назад +40

    What's worse is that in most cases they won't act like this out of love and respect for their couple, but because of the self-pride that (they think) comes from having one, so it's not sincere at all.

  • @GabeReality72772
    @GabeReality72772 Год назад +196

    100% accurate these days. Was at Twin peaks having a beer and eating , my beer kept getting lower and lower and of course I wanted another so I flagged one of the waitresses there down hey can I get another and before I could even finish and say beer she yelled " I havvvve a boyfriend" and rolled her eyes and kept walking I was like um thats great is he here maybe he can go get me a beer then. Annnnnd of course yes he was there so she spent most of her time sitting there with him instead of waiting on her tables you know ....... like she gets paid to do 🙃

    • @genelucci8881
      @genelucci8881 Год назад +8

      Clear evidence life is so surreal. By the way, how is Twin Peaks? Better than Hooters?

    • @JazzaLink
      @JazzaLink Год назад +16

      Bet she still expected a good tip

    • @rayflaherty3441
      @rayflaherty3441 Год назад +3

      @Gabe - eating between the Twin Peaks... nudge nudge, say no more know whatahmean?

    • @genelucci8881
      @genelucci8881 Год назад +2

      @@rayflaherty3441 Monty Python ForeVer YEAH

    • @bdubb1331
      @bdubb1331 Год назад +3

      She needs a new job 😂

  • @Matthew_Cordle
    @Matthew_Cordle 2 года назад +9627

    Guy: “Hey, I wasn’t in class today”
    Girl: “I have a boyfriend”
    Guy: “Congrats, can you send me the notes from class?”

    • @traveler7716
      @traveler7716 2 года назад +311

      DUDE, every time.

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 2 года назад +97

      My line for everytime I cheat I say: have a girlfriend, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have 2 😏

    • @helium3137
      @helium3137 2 года назад +394

      @@LilXancheX Don't cheat bro, it's not cool

    • @collinsiemaszko7007
      @collinsiemaszko7007 2 года назад +182

      @@LilXancheX you are the bottom of humanity

    • @reese8050
      @reese8050 2 года назад +170

      @@LilXancheX Like hell I’ll support you with that shit, stop that

  • @shishisonson100
    @shishisonson100 3 года назад +7083

    This girl seriously can pull off any kind of "girlfriend", specially the coocoo one

    • @laffo1980
      @laffo1980 3 года назад +48

      So you mean...all girlfriends

    • @oftankoftan
      @oftankoftan 3 года назад +11

      her name's nikki so I'm guessing she's got some italian in her.
      italian chicks can be crazy, is what I'm getting at.

    • @blasphemedheretic
      @blasphemedheretic 3 года назад +3

      great great actress

    • @Crash-mi8os
      @Crash-mi8os 3 года назад +4

      Makes you wonder which one you would actually get if dating her

    • @projectdaaltaran
      @projectdaaltaran 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, funniest part is when she acts like this she looks a lot like AOC.

  • @ifweallhadabongweedallgeta7288
    @ifweallhadabongweedallgeta7288 2 года назад +25

    this has happened to me when i drive slow in mall areas and parking lots to prevent accidents. a girl actually walked in the middle of the road just to tell me she had a boyfriend. when she tried walking away she walked into a low stop sign and me and my brother could barely hold back our laughter.

    • @NathanCAY1010
      @NathanCAY1010 Год назад +2

      I would have yelled "Better get yo bf to kiss that booboo away!"😂

    • @elozvyut
      @elozvyut 2 месяца назад

      ​@@NathanCAY1010lol. It's fascinating how toddler's shit is named the same everywhere (booboo for example), even if you from other, non-english speaking side of the world 😅

    • @NathanCAY1010
      @NathanCAY1010 2 месяца назад

      @@elozvyut ik booboo would be like a little injury but that the first time i've heard of that. Well i've learn something today😂

  • @brianquinn4528
    @brianquinn4528 Год назад +5

    Thanks, Stevie, y'all are hilarious! First time, just subscribed and expect to waste the rest of my workday laughing my balls off. Well done!

  • @makegeorgeorwellfictionaga9268
    @makegeorgeorwellfictionaga9268 3 года назад +4220

    A lot of women are actually like this, you might not even be interested but they have to let you know every 2 minutes that they have a boyfriend

    • @duelinthis
      @duelinthis 3 года назад +213

      lol, i hear ya... i goto a yoga studio and have ZERO intention of dating, just like to talk to people but some of them - are just like this girl.

    • @lockiet7227
      @lockiet7227 3 года назад +541

      Yeah my gf is like this. She tells me she has a bf everytime I talk to her

    • @duttateyadalai4610
      @duttateyadalai4610 3 года назад +87

      @@lockiet7227 😂😂

    • @christophertsung4795
      @christophertsung4795 3 года назад +73

      I think tbh it's cause of the flipside reaction some trashy guys have - - the girl says they have a boyfriend and then they just keep trying (or even tell them to cheat).

    • @makegeorgeorwellfictionaga9268
      @makegeorgeorwellfictionaga9268 3 года назад +32

      @@christophertsung4795 I was not talking about that scenario.

  • @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn
    @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn 2 года назад +2358

    At least her boyfriend doesn’t need to be worried about her cheating

    • @ricardomurillo5205
      @ricardomurillo5205 2 года назад +54

      The boyfriend was cheating on her I hope. She's so annoyingly real, I know women like that.

    • @zackdelarosa14
      @zackdelarosa14 2 года назад +7

      No no he very much still needs to worry about that. Guy looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite while she looks like a B list girl code girl

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ 2 года назад +4

      3 days she was with him lol

    • @99thJediWarrior
      @99thJediWarrior 2 года назад +3

      Yea but it makes me wonder if he's not cheating. If he is, that's probably for the best considering how she was acting here. Or she made up having a boyfriend, considering how crazy she is.

    • @ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills
      @ThereBeGoldInThemTharHills 2 года назад +2

      Girls won't say "I have a boyfriend" to a guy they find attractive. Even if they do infact have a boyfriend.

  • @BJCulpepper
    @BJCulpepper Год назад +42

    If there's ever a person that acts the part very well it is definitely her. She is both phenomenal and scary 💯💯💯❤️❤️❤️

  • @manuelsilva8528
    @manuelsilva8528 Год назад +5

    OMG i was going to the next vídeo and had to come back to leave a like cuz that last second twist really killed it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EduFirenze
    @EduFirenze 2 года назад +3754

    As an Uber driver I lost count how many "I have a boyfriend" I heard after asking how's your day going.

    • @prosiz1377
      @prosiz1377 2 года назад +538

      You should start saying I have a girlfriend

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 года назад +91

      @@prosiz1377 'Hi, so I'd like to go to-'
      'EXCUSE ME?!? I HAPPEN TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!'
      No but legit though, why not simply point out she might have a boyfriend but she's happily jumping into another man's ride? Like, normally not an issue but if she's that bad she should die by her principles - or at the very least, walk.

    • @sugar_plum_fairy
      @sugar_plum_fairy 2 года назад +249

      Those people are cringey yikes

    • @jordanh9520
      @jordanh9520 2 года назад +260

      Follow up with "me too! Though mine has good taste"

    • @smith4591
      @smith4591 2 года назад +113

      then just say, "yeah me too" and she will never talk about it again.

  • @My0ldFr13nd
    @My0ldFr13nd 2 года назад +2730

    if any girl just responds to you with "I have a boyfriend" when you're not even hitting on her, just respond with "So do I"

  • @nevadasestamibi
    @nevadasestamibi Год назад +4

    Love the punchline. I had several similar experiences with women like that who have a very expansive definition of what "relationship" means.

  • @spccewe7223
    @spccewe7223 Год назад +20

    Funny video. Can relate to some extent. It happened to me a couple of times at my former job. Some girls thought I wanted their number for myself when it was my job that acquired me to ask for it to get their contact info on behalf of the company I worked for. Pretty hilarious when they realized it was not me hitting on them. Well, for me at least. You could clearly feel their embarrassment 😁

  • @Predalien195
    @Predalien195 3 года назад +5383

    Every time a girl told me she had a boyfriend when I was single I'd tell them "I have a pet goldfish". It would always throw them off, and they'd go "What?" or "What does that have to do with anything?". And I'd say "Oh, sorry I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.".

    • @fredbarriskell6578
      @fredbarriskell6578 3 года назад +1237

      It works better if you say "I have a math test tomorrow" and when she asks what that means you say "it's both things we can cheat on".

    • @Neveriell
      @Neveriell 2 года назад +207

      THIS IS BRILLIANT!

    • @user-ps7nz2ll9x
      @user-ps7nz2ll9x 2 года назад +343

      @@fredbarriskell6578 that's a pick up line this is just to defend annoying ' I have a boyfriend'

    • @attractivefrog
      @attractivefrog 2 года назад +15

      nice one dude

    • @nathand4500
      @nathand4500 2 года назад +44

      please. you didn't. that line has been around for about 15 years.

  • @Play4Metin2
    @Play4Metin2 3 года назад +2360

    In Germany we say " ive got a TV at home but i still go to the cinema" if a girl says she has a bf.

    • @theprinceofdarkness4679
      @theprinceofdarkness4679 3 года назад +249

      I'm stealing that
      Hahaha
      That's a good one

    • @bofetada6841
      @bofetada6841 3 года назад +84

      That's clever

    • @slaven5239
      @slaven5239 3 года назад +68

      But not Brazil had a goalkeeper too...?

    • @ramaanoramokgopa9100
      @ramaanoramokgopa9100 3 года назад +96

      How many versions of these are out there?
      "I have a car at home, but I still catch ubers"

    • @FlubJumper
      @FlubJumper 3 года назад +33

      Noch nie gehört mein gut Freund

  • @Vantage389
    @Vantage389 10 месяцев назад +4

    She always has a boyfriend, until she "forgets" about him.

  • @therilecks2646
    @therilecks2646 Год назад

    in the end when he was about to say "but we should find a job" was so nice of him.

  • @ZacharyLaid
    @ZacharyLaid 3 года назад +2113

    Guys should start sayin "I have a girlfriend!" right away

    • @Vertignasse82
      @Vertignasse82 3 года назад +185

      I'm a guy and what I do is I don't say anything at all, and I keep being nice + flirty for as long as I can (hours/days/weeks depending on the context). And then at some point the girl is really in love/really wants to have sex with me and someone tells them I'm married and have a daughter. Priceless. Truly priceless.

    • @ragnastirix
      @ragnastirix 3 года назад +80

      @@Vertignasse82 this is diabolical but I’m for it lol

    • @Vertignasse82
      @Vertignasse82 3 года назад +97

      @@ragnastirix Yes it's quite savage, but I want to make them feel what they do to so many guys.

    • @BubatzBoss
      @BubatzBoss 3 года назад +37

      @@Vertignasse82 its kinda sick. But i know what you mean. It feels great even if its bad

    • @Rykaas
      @Rykaas 3 года назад +23

      not gonna work. those freaks are gonna think you're trying to cheat on your girlfriend

  • @OYME13
    @OYME13 2 года назад +1291

    I've known women like this. They honestly think every guy that sees them automatically want them

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 2 года назад +89

      Considering that men do most of the "chasing", it only makes sense that attractive & taken women would get tired of it. If women started doing an equal amount of the chasing, this wouldn't be an issue.

    • @talizorah
      @talizorah 2 года назад +40

      You know this behavior doesn't come out of nowhere, right? It's because women live with being constantly harassed by men who can't take a hint.

    • @superepic-sl6sz
      @superepic-sl6sz 2 года назад +211

      @@talizorah lol love how you twist it to blame the man for the women's behavior lol maybe the behavior of men harassing women came from women having very high standards and rejecting all men so men had to keep trying and trying
      ps - women harass men more offten than men do to women it is just women get away with it unlike men so men are seen as doing it more due to the fact people do not hear about women harassing men as they think it is normal due to women normalizing their behavior bur demonizing mens

    • @bruhno1545
      @bruhno1545 2 года назад +4

      no they just want to be loyal so they tell that to every guy

    • @bruhno1545
      @bruhno1545 2 года назад +12

      @@superepic-sl6sz I don't remember seeing girls cat calling, smacking or whistling at guys, plus women just want to keep boys away so they tell everyone they have a boyfriend, it's called loyalty

  • @cb5117
    @cb5117 Год назад +1

    Major kudos to the creators/actors as this type of satire tends to eventuate excessive obnoxiousness and is either over or under acted. Well done.

  • @invisiblepoetasmr8507
    @invisiblepoetasmr8507 Год назад

    “He’s not going to pull a “Squints”, okay?!” Best line of the whole video! 😂🤣

  • @dm8189
    @dm8189 3 года назад +3549

    Either that girl is the best actress in the world...or she is bat shit crazy and major drama. Either way, I'm diggin her. Haha

    • @GregMoress
      @GregMoress 3 года назад +204

      You Klingon!!! She HAS A BOYFRIEND!!!

    • @NickCorvello
      @NickCorvello 3 года назад +21

      Nikki Howard is both probably and that's what I love about her

    • @goseone412
      @goseone412 3 года назад +7

      Ahh yea crazy girlfriends so cute haha omg what more could you want...

    • @nobytes2
      @nobytes2 3 года назад +1

      Sketches on her youtube ain't nothing like this lol

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 года назад +14

      She's pretty, I'll grant you. But if her boyfriend saw her acting like this (someone shows him a video) how long would he stay her boyfriend? She's a ten on the crazy axis, and that ain't wife zone material!

  • @Yoroiful
    @Yoroiful 3 года назад +2451

    Her calling them "creeps" is such a good cherry on top. It's a word very abused by some girls, to the point where it doesn't mean anything. These ridiculous scenarios are somehow way too realistic.

    • @symbiat0
      @symbiat0 2 года назад +145

      It’s been shown that women only call creep on men they are not attracted to…

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 2 года назад +21

      @@symbiat0 Or guys who they were initially attracted to but blew it due to their creepy game

    • @kingstarscream3807
      @kingstarscream3807 2 года назад +74

      @@80s_Boombox_Collector You realize your hobby is collecting old boomboxes, right? I don't think you're qualified to critique other people's "game".

    • @80s_Boombox_Collector
      @80s_Boombox_Collector 2 года назад +19

      @@kingstarscream3807 I probably spend less time collecting boomboxes than you spend playing video games. And in 20-25 years your dumb ass will probably be collecting Transformer toys and calling them "vintage" lol

    • @popkb
      @popkb 2 года назад +8

      @@80s_Boombox_Collector you do realize that Gamers make more money then movie actors right. If they spend it the right way, they can still be richer then your @$$.

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman Год назад +1

    Classic Insurance Company Line

  • @zinouhd
    @zinouhd Год назад

    the acting is so good i can feel the anger rising each time she speaks

  • @ryanreviews8566
    @ryanreviews8566 2 года назад +1491

    crazy girl: "IM NOT GONNA CHEAT TO SAVE ANOTHER MANS LIFE!"
    she's a lil confused but she's got the spirit

    • @blademalonzo7540
      @blademalonzo7540 2 года назад +47

      i dont think she has the spirit

    • @godspeed4963
      @godspeed4963 2 года назад +14

      She yelled at a little kid saying boyfriend like he knows what she is talking about

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 2 года назад +5

      You know exists people who would love to ask consent to an unconscious or while risking their life because even if you save them they will call out as if you assaulted them or raped them?
      Even if it was just the cpr?

    • @bruhno1545
      @bruhno1545 2 года назад

      that's why statistics say women are more loyal

    • @ImPolonn
      @ImPolonn 2 года назад +19

      @@bruhno1545 no statistic has suggested this ever lmao

  • @thanos5149
    @thanos5149 2 года назад +1805

    Him: “Hey mom said t…”
    Her: “I have a boyfriend”
    Him: “….Cool, but no one asked so can you hurry and do the dishes. Moms waiting”

  • @innertubez
    @innertubez 2 года назад

    She seems really great at comic acting. The crazy eyes and screaming and air quotes and and and lmao

  • @bottomtext3063
    @bottomtext3063 8 месяцев назад

    “He isn’t going to pull a squints”
    I’m so glad I get that reference

  • @th3element
    @th3element 3 года назад +808

    "I have a boyfriend"
    "And I have an irrational fear of insurance premiums."

    • @kainegenther3631
      @kainegenther3631 3 года назад +21

      Is it really irrational though?

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 3 года назад +28

      @@kainegenther3631 No, no its not

    • @jeez5735
      @jeez5735 3 года назад +1

      I'm keeping this

    • @nickescobar8876
      @nickescobar8876 2 года назад

      I got you bro, hit me up I’ll give you a good quote

    • @netvet1587
      @netvet1587 2 года назад

      FUNny meme for U
      ruclips.net/video/1BqmIogwrpk/видео.html

  • @sunwasee300
    @sunwasee300 2 года назад +1251

    Everybody complimenting her acting skills
    Her: I have a boyfriend you creeps

  • @johnathanvazquez3069
    @johnathanvazquez3069 Год назад

    That cut off at the end I knew what he was going to say 😂😂

  • @ditherdather
    @ditherdather Год назад +9

    She plays such a convincing character. I don't know who she is, but she's hysterical! "Ok, have your boy at the insurance company" with air quotes 😂🤣

    • @cymro6537
      @cymro6537 2 месяца назад

      Plot twist:
      Her boyfriend 'has a boyfriend'

    • @Liriq
      @Liriq Месяц назад

      Her name is Nikki Howard

    • @ditherdather
      @ditherdather Месяц назад

      @@Liriq "You don't think I"ve seen the Sandlot?" 😂😂

  • @KevinYellow
    @KevinYellow 2 года назад +2523

    This is soo good 🙌🏻

    • @cs-7
      @cs-7 2 года назад +6

      Love your videos bro. You're hilarious 👍

    • @Evan.280
      @Evan.280 2 года назад +3

      Get her in the Chandler Cinematic Universe

    • @jerrywhidby.
      @jerrywhidby. 2 года назад +4

      This lady reminded me so much of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez claiming that Republicans lust after her.

    • @cs-7
      @cs-7 2 года назад +1

      @@jerrywhidby. Accurate asf

    • @smoothbrained4channer976
      @smoothbrained4channer976 2 года назад +2

      wow, tryna hit on her, huh? she has a BF!

  • @SamaelBDS
    @SamaelBDS 2 года назад +326

    Lol I once had a girl tell me she has a boyfriend as a reply to me telling her hello when she entered my shop. Saying hi to every customer is literally shop policy

    • @joefernandez6043
      @joefernandez6043 Год назад +17

      Some girls are crazy idk. I had a similar moment .some girl wall with her boyfriend at a place I work & I offer to help her sizes or clothes suggestions & she replied excuse me my boyfriend help me . I was like ok.

    • @dan-chi2920
      @dan-chi2920 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @charlescarabott7692
      @charlescarabott7692 Год назад +30

      Once i stopped to ask if a girl needed help as her car was in the side of the road with hood raised and she was looking absolutely clueless what to do but when i approached her she freaked out and told me to stay away from her so i said ok and walked back to my car at which she told me "are you going to leave me here all alone" and i replied yes and drove off. She even looked surprised at my reaction

    • @SamaelBDS
      @SamaelBDS Год назад +4

      @@charlescarabott7692 I mean in that situation I can somewhat understand her reaction, I don't know where exactly this interaction took place but if it was in the middle of nowhere I could totally see why a woman alone would be uncomfortable with letting a stranger get close to her, then I suppose that when you walked away she realized you weren't a treat and was hoping you would stay after all. Of course I wasn't there so I have no idea how this dialogue was delivered so she could definitely have been rude without my knowledge

    • @joefernandez6043
      @joefernandez6043 Год назад +8

      @@charlescarabott7692 right on u drove away like a Alpha. Next time yell out tell your boyfriend to fix your problem lol

  • @brotherernest5993
    @brotherernest5993 2 месяца назад

    Lofl, “ 😅😅😂😂😂 you don’t think I’ve seen the Sandlot”? Classic lolz

  • @twistedfirestarter8913
    @twistedfirestarter8913 Год назад

    Same line used when she wanted a tire changed
    GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO DO IT!😂😅

  • @thealooman7894
    @thealooman7894 3 года назад +737

    If she isn’t this loyal I don’t want her 😂😂

  • @CallMeXRVEN
    @CallMeXRVEN 3 года назад +768

    She’s so good at acting crazy that I’ve had nightmares about her.

    • @ceepersandenderdragonssvlo4812
      @ceepersandenderdragonssvlo4812 2 года назад +20

      @Josh Perez
      And a boyfriend!

    • @dialecticalmonist3405
      @dialecticalmonist3405 2 года назад +25

      These compliments are so creepy.
      Dude she has a BOYFRIEND!

    • @praveenawesome2182
      @praveenawesome2182 2 года назад +2

      @@dialecticalmonist3405 true wtf

    • @mrjeffjob
      @mrjeffjob Год назад

      Have you seen the one where she asks him if he thinks another woman is pretty? Last scene: psycho expression as she lifts up a gas can and a lighter!

  • @TheDJGuVna
    @TheDJGuVna Год назад

    Why is this showing up on my feed now?? That ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamespsyfer
    @jamespsyfer 11 месяцев назад

    Lol, I thought the last dude was gonna say , but ‘I have a boyfriend!’ 🤣🤣

  • @codygarton7177
    @codygarton7177 2 года назад +370

    “I have a boyfriend.” “Cool, and I was just asking how your day was, you should stop thinking so damn highly of yourself or your gonna lose him.”

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 2 года назад +19

      Man: *breathes*
      Woman: UGH OH MY GOD I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, CREEP!

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 2 года назад +3

      Yes we watched the same video congratulations

  • @TrixStix
    @TrixStix 3 года назад +484

    I have a Girlfriend
    I talk to her all the time, trust me
    She's just busy rn
    it's complicated

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan Год назад

    That's the sort of commitment and loyalty I'm looking for.

  • @metalhead8934
    @metalhead8934 Год назад

    Hey the video cut off right when he was about to say we should f**k 😂

  • @4thebois651
    @4thebois651 2 года назад +222

    Men: *exist*
    This girl: “I HAVE A BOYFRIEND*

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 3 года назад +331

    Imagine she's your wife and you try to cuddle just for her to say she's got a boyfriend.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 2 года назад +17

      That's when you cuddle him instead; five-head the bitch by cheating on her with her boyfriend!

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 года назад +11

      Yeah that's when you nope out...

    • @otb.devonte4276
      @otb.devonte4276 Год назад

      Shii I’m putting her ass out. And everything I bought for her, I’m taking it all back 😂

    • @altamasparsanov9181
      @altamasparsanov9181 Год назад

      I would then kill her boyfriend 😂

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 3 месяца назад

      Then you have bigger problems then her not hugging you.

  • @younglamb4396
    @younglamb4396 Год назад +1

    Man this lady plays this crazy role great!!! Good stuff!!!

  • @vincentgrupposo3076
    @vincentgrupposo3076 3 месяца назад +1

    Lmao “ Pull a Squints” classic !

  • @dunc_n_fr
    @dunc_n_fr 2 года назад +116

    I once held a door open for a girl in my class, she hit me with "I have a boyfriend."
    I Closed the door in front of her and went on with my day. They really are like that sometimes.

    • @honorificabilitudinitatibu7378
      @honorificabilitudinitatibu7378 2 года назад +10

      That’s that sigma groove fr fr

    • @Smitty899
      @Smitty899 Год назад +36

      Went on a date with a chic not so long ago; I held the door for her as we entered the restaurant and she proceeds to explain to me that I dont have to hold doors for her because she is an independent woman, so on and so forth. Needless to say once she enter the restaurant, I shut the door behind her and left lol

    • @watermelonice5929
      @watermelonice5929 Год назад +9

      That’s how you should react to these kinds of women.

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 3 месяца назад

      Closing the door just proves that you only opened the door to get something in return.

    • @newsciencestuff5540
      @newsciencestuff5540 3 месяца назад

      Yea he just wanted to be polite.
      I think you suck at human interactions​@@dhenderson1810

  • @georgebanks4360
    @georgebanks4360 Год назад

    “Me Too” goes ballistic.

  • @moukarwye
    @moukarwye 2 года назад

    Got me at "So he'll spare the change" 😂

  • @user-gy1iy4ys8s
    @user-gy1iy4ys8s 2 года назад +60

    Fun fact: You never use CPR if the person is still responding
    (Don’t call me a nerd, I’m just trying to clear up any misconception)

    • @cameronspencer9619
      @cameronspencer9619 2 года назад +16

      Your’re definitely right. CPR is for someone who’s heart has stopped. Perhaps the Heimlich maneuver would be better?
      Oh, but that involves _hugging,_ so it’s still cheating.

    • @casperryborg4869
      @casperryborg4869 2 года назад

      Stop it, nerd.

  • @nickhrisoulas1749
    @nickhrisoulas1749 2 года назад

    This man was looking like wtf u talking about lmaooo gold

  • @OhGeeGanksta
    @OhGeeGanksta Год назад +3

    We think this is a joke... until we experience this for reals. lol

  • @megamilyon6111
    @megamilyon6111 3 года назад +610

    I am a male and I live in Los Angeles. When I talk to girls and they say they "have a boyfriend" I always immediately say "so do I". They assume i'm gay and then we can be friends. Later I talk about how I am having feelings for them and eventually we usually hook up. Takes a few weeks but its highly effective.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 3 года назад +213

      It works in your favour as they believe they are managing to turn you straight out of their sheer sex appeal.

    • @thisisme5487
      @thisisme5487 3 года назад +131

      Good ol' psychology. Definitely see it working on basic people.

    • @videljsemtevcera170
      @videljsemtevcera170 3 года назад +11

      Lol how it can works?

    • @ZERO-nc7td
      @ZERO-nc7td 3 года назад +20

      Bruh u ll straight up get friendzoned

    • @gajuc2753
      @gajuc2753 3 года назад +63

      @@ZERO-nc7td 🤔 maybe its working for him,God knows,I've seen stranger things

  • @volatilesmoke1972
    @volatilesmoke1972 2 года назад +162

    "We should F...abulously rearrange those puzzle Pieces"! That's what he was going to say kids ..

  • @xieouyang1341
    @xieouyang1341 7 месяцев назад

    This couple are my favorite since I discovered them. Very enjoyable and funny clips.

  • @davictor24
    @davictor24 Год назад +5

    2:22 so her boyfriend is Gavrilo Princip

  • @nkchipamu625
    @nkchipamu625 3 года назад +116

    "So he'll spare the change ?" was the funniest line in this lowkey XD

  • @bluegtturbo
    @bluegtturbo 2 года назад +190

    That's a pretty accurate reflection of what happens in real life.
    I remember making some comment to a female sitting beside me in a club and she gave me the 'I have a bf routine'.... I told her I was happy for her because she wasn't my type 😁

    • @frana.2826
      @frana.2826 2 года назад +9

      Yeah yeah I'm sure

    • @moonboy2941
      @moonboy2941 2 года назад +12

      had this girl in a university class put out an offer for roommates at a local townhouse one time, and I messaged her to ask about it, and she hit me with the line. I took it as a compliment and went along with my day.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz 2 года назад +4

      @@frana.2826 That's cold bruh, let him have it 🤣

    • @thatangrygerman2076
      @thatangrygerman2076 2 года назад +5

      "Female"

    • @jaideepshekhar4621
      @jaideepshekhar4621 2 года назад +6

      @@thatangrygerman2076 Did he stutter?

  • @hardroad1019
    @hardroad1019 Год назад

    This guy has a direct hit to my fuckin funny bone everyone needs to watch this crew of comedians they make any sad day hilarious

  • @Duk_boy
    @Duk_boy Год назад

    When I saw the short I was like what and then I saw the video I was like yes vengeance

  • @EricMarsh69
    @EricMarsh69 2 года назад +101

    I know it’s just a skit, but It’s unnerving how real this is.

    • @ulrickguiliman4810
      @ulrickguiliman4810 2 года назад +6

      This was something that happened to me in the market when I just wanted to buy meat in the market

    • @macb3741
      @macb3741 Год назад +2

      Indeed, I checked out a girl's artwork and she mentioned her boyfriend in the second sentence. I was like, huh?

  • @alainmartinez3038
    @alainmartinez3038 3 года назад +130

    “He’s not going to pull a Squints, okay?!” Lol

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 3 года назад +2

      Wendy Peffercorn knows exactly what she's doing.

  • @vasilebandila2502
    @vasilebandila2502 10 месяцев назад +5

    And there is the side where the girlfriend expects this behaviour from you. "Why were you sitting so close to your work colleague when she was showing her crashed car picture on her phone? You have a girlfriend!"

    • @elozvyut
      @elozvyut 2 месяца назад

      "But we should fu..."

  • @bbharath2003
    @bbharath2003 Год назад

    Last line is killer, “we should @#$&”
    ha ha

  • @AikateriniIosifidou
    @AikateriniIosifidou 2 года назад +28

    2:30 But we should .... 😂

  • @BehindtheCurtain
    @BehindtheCurtain 3 года назад +790

    Banger

  • @JamesBond-lb3yr
    @JamesBond-lb3yr Год назад +1

    1:43 sudden brick wall spawns in the street xD

  • @jfilmsproductions7289
    @jfilmsproductions7289 2 года назад +1

    Honestly these two should work in Hollywood, they got talent!!

  • @BCBaron
    @BCBaron 2 года назад +39

    I kinda had something like this happen to me a while back. I was at my office gig and a new female employee gets transferred to my department, so my boss asks her to spend some time at my cubicle to get a first-hand look at the details of my daily routine. I had recently bought a DVD copy of "Army of Darkness" and it came with a small postcard size movie poster, which I had placed on my desk.
    That morning she comes over, introduces herself as Nancy, and notices the postcard. She tells me how much she likes that movie and I respond by saying that I've always been a big fan of Bruce Campbell. Literally the next words out of her mouth were that she has a boyfriend and they're living together. I remember thinking to myself, "Huh, that seemed like an odd non-sequitur," but I just let it go without commenting on it and started right up with training her on all my procedures and stuff.
    To this day, whenever I encounter this type of over-reaction, I always refer to it as "Nancy Syndrome"
    here's an anime example: ruclips.net/video/0UTckEMYapQ/видео.html

    • @LordBucket-hl3tp
      @LordBucket-hl3tp 2 года назад +3

      That’s just, kinda sad. The fact she immediately jumped to that is sad. I don’t know if she may have felt the need to say that because she has been harassed in the past, or if she was just kinda narcissistic.

    • @BCBaron
      @BCBaron 2 года назад +2

      @@LordBucket-hl3tp Tough to say. In her defense, that was the only time she ever mentioned her personal relationship status. I just kinda laughed it off in my mind, figuring that perhaps she misinterpreted my love for Bruce Campbell and thought some of it was being directed at her, or something.

    • @dhenderson1810
      @dhenderson1810 3 месяца назад

      ​@@BCBaronMaybe she is just nervous and babbled out the first thing she could think of.

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 2 года назад +249

    Hello, can someone give an Oscar to this woman? She did her role so well I couldn't even stop myself from being absolutely livid.

    • @Savage_D_777
      @Savage_D_777 2 года назад +6

      She wasn’t acting

    • @lacabraasada2326
      @lacabraasada2326 2 года назад +1

      @@Savage_D_777 she was..?

    • @Savage_D_777
      @Savage_D_777 2 года назад

      @@lacabraasada2326 she's crazy for real

    • @lacabraasada2326
      @lacabraasada2326 2 года назад

      @@Savage_D_777 dude, it's a skit
      Edit: nvm I see what you mean now

    • @abca14045
      @abca14045 2 года назад +1

      will smith

  • @ScarredRomeo
    @ScarredRomeo 11 месяцев назад

    “You don’t think I’ve seen ‘The Sandlot’?”
    😂 So underrated.

  • @lormaal3874
    @lormaal3874 Год назад

    “Pull A Squints” is crazy 😂😂

  • @GameWorldRS
    @GameWorldRS 3 года назад +150

    This channel is criminally underated

  • @emmyjr1231
    @emmyjr1231 3 года назад +54

    Her: "I have a boyfriend"
    Me: "So do i"
    Her: What?
    Me: What?

  • @mackgiver875
    @mackgiver875 Год назад

    It's astonishing how fast the loyalty wears off though.

  • @RikuVA
    @RikuVA 8 месяцев назад

    “He’s not gonna pull a SQUINTS” was not the line I expected to have destroy me, but here we are!

  • @RollsReus-tm6hu
    @RollsReus-tm6hu 2 года назад +92

    “He’s not gonna pull a Squints” is fantastic lol. Underrated line, very clever

    • @Jjhardy1
      @Jjhardy1 2 года назад +4

      I shouldn’t have had to scroll this long to find this comment… That was the best line 😂

    • @Darkknight0777
      @Darkknight0777 2 года назад +2

      @@Jjhardy1 I was thinking exactly the same thing!

  • @alexpollock6932
    @alexpollock6932 2 года назад +32

    Guy: I just need your number for the insurance company.
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Guy: so, should I get his number?

  • @bewareofsasquatch
    @bewareofsasquatch Год назад

    That “what?” Was hilarious

  • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
    @fasiapulekaufusi6632 Год назад

    This is her way to slip away from driving without a license

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 2 года назад +30

    Him: "You have breast canc-"
    Her: "I have a boyfriend"
    Him: "Ah. Nice."

  • @michaelwatson9089
    @michaelwatson9089 2 года назад +20

    Sad thing is, working customer service and tech support for 13 years. How most of my callers call in angry and wanting to speak to a supervisor for some thing that is not even close to being minor, could be fixed over the phone, or could be fixed with common sense. There are people out there like this.

  • @dzack
    @dzack Год назад +1

    Great acting! What a talented actress! Greetings from Poland ;)

  • @ultimateactivitiesdude2685
    @ultimateactivitiesdude2685 11 месяцев назад

    “He’s not gonna pull a Squintz!” 😂

  • @nortongreeen
    @nortongreeen 3 года назад +45

    She plays crazy just like my ex, except the latter one wasn’t playing

  • @marcusahu
    @marcusahu 3 года назад +64

    😂😂" I'm not gonna cheat on my boyfriend to "save another man's life" "

    • @criminalconcept7126
      @criminalconcept7126 2 года назад

      You wouldn't let your girl cheat to save someone either, speak for yourself

    • @popkb
      @popkb 2 года назад +2

      @@criminalconcept7126 chill dude. We don't need feminists over here. You might want to touch some grass.

    • @criminalconcept7126
      @criminalconcept7126 2 года назад

      @@popkb? Im not a feminist LOL

    • @popkb
      @popkb 2 года назад

      @@criminalconcept7126 then it means you don't read your comment before you post it.

    • @criminalconcept7126
      @criminalconcept7126 2 года назад

      @@popkb oh right, because ud let ur girl give cpr to some random ass dude. When im in danger and cant breathe and im around ur girl, i hope she gives me mouth to mouth buddy and ur watching.

  • @tomrock8418
    @tomrock8418 Год назад +5

    Well, at least she is loyal

  • @chollucquez4997
    @chollucquez4997 Год назад +1

    That "BOYFRIEND " Must be PROUD as Friday...

  • @KingEaglez29
    @KingEaglez29 2 года назад +9

    0:19
    *visible confusion*