That's only half accurate. The founder of the house, Elrond's twin brother Elros (who chose to be human), lived 500 years due to the elvish strain in his blood. As Numenoreans kept mixing with other humans, their lifespan shortened. The gifts of the Dúnedain continued to decline.
@@gonzaloNMF the main reason was that the valar didn't gifted the numenoreans any longer for their behavior. It started around 1000 years before the downfall of numenor that their lifespans went shorter and shorter still much longer than the middle earth Humans tho. Also the mixing only started after that so in the 3rd age, not in the second. That's why there are so few dunedain left in the 3rd age.
@@thejohnson2328 500 years was the longest however up until the akallabeth the lords of Andunie continued to reach 400 years old. Unlike the main royal line who declined to the point of Pharazon feeling his age sonn taking him at 200.
I don't know what I like better: the idea that Eowyn's stew would destroy the ring, or that it wouldn't...but Sauron still wouldn't be able to get it because the stew is just that terrible.
"The ring can not be destroyed Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be taken deep into Rohan and cast into the fiery chasm of Eowyn's stew" "One does not simply approach that stew. The very smell you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!"
*legolas, Gimli and Theodan hear a disturbance in the camp, come over to investigate to see Eowyn trying to force feed Aragon her food* “YOU. HAVE. TO EAT!!!” Aragon: *Strangled poison sounds and noises intensifies, foaming at the mouth and eyes rolling back of his head*
@Celtic girl she was never THE princess, nor was Eomer a prince. It would be Theoden's children. Eowyn anyway married Faramir, the prince of Ithilen, and that was the first time she actually become a princess.
The stew is actually the food that was delivered for the cast to eat on breaks/offcamera, but it was so trash they decided to use it in film for more genuine reactions.
Uruk: No, I'm not talking about that slop, alright? The cook's not here, is she? How do I get this thing off? Saruman: One shudders to imagine what kinds of tastes lie within the cooking of Eowyn, daugher of Rohan! What tastes that are disgusting and fatty!
Suddenly I have this image in my head of Éowyn and Sam after the war standing in a kitchen and Sam trying to teach her how to make a good stew (with taters of course) ...only she messes up at every step. "Noo, you mash them AFTER you boil them!"
Uruks : we ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for threeee stinking days!! Eowyn : I made some stew! Uglúk " looks like maggoty bread is back on the menu boys.
Huh? He didn’t pretend to spill on himself, that was accidental after quickly bringing the bowl back around so she wouldn’t see him dumping it off to the side. He even winces in pain slightly as the stew was still very hot.
He is 87 years old. He has leveled up many, many times during that period. Eating that eyeball stew, has immediately dropped him from that impressive level to level 3 warrior.
grasten der sclooten der vainten sclooten der vais eins rest rleming go est schmer schlest to gate. es umphing dink el noft schbu me kant ech schrain en love es fork dein rekent.
"**siping sound** ... ... ...ts gud" XD He can barely pronounce it because of how bad it tastes. Or rather, Viggo is so amazing an actor that he captured it perfectly.
@@lesterramos6468 Maybe, but if I know Hollywood, it was perfectly edible, and the blob of what was supposed to be fish(?), was like, tofu. It was cut with a straight razor for that one bite. They likely had a backup of 12 blobs the same shape.
What makes this scene even better is that Aragorn is still a Ranger that rarely bathes and probably eats worms and shit to survive in the wild when there's no meat, so him disliking this soup means that eowyn's cooking tastes worse than worms
Looks like it's little more than boiled clumps of fat, and likely has either no seasoning or all the wrong seasoning. So, yeah, that soup's gonna be horrid.
You gotta love how Aragorn literally had to strain his voice just to say, “It’s good.” Even one of the last of the Dúnedain has to have some comedic moments somewhere.
The Stew when it hit the ground melted the earth around it, digging deep into the earth. One day it melted so deep into the earth that a Silmaril was uncovered in the deep.
And alas the last silmaril was lost amid the turd dumplings, and its light was extinguished from the earth, never to be seen again save in the daydream visions induced by sad ballads of elven minstrels.
It's such an endearing scene for both of them! I'm glad the movies decided to give Aragorn more opportunities to grow on the viewer rather than him being gung-ho for the throne from the get-go.
@@rindfleischetikettierungsu8041 I'm imagining this scene filmed from the cabbage's point of view in the pot, looking up at a confused middle age man who occasionally pokes said cabbage with a knife to see if it's done yet...
This scene needed to be kept, it's not just humor but it gives those who have only watched the movie the understanding to why Eowyn and Aragorn would never work as a couple.
You could kill the Nazguls and Sauron's armies with that stew. Just imagine the Rohirrim and the elves at Helm's Deep using it as boiling oil upon the Uruk-Hai.
Uruk-hai captain :Soup?! HA! A FREE MEAL AND IT TASTES............ AGURGH!!!! TERRIBLE!!!! *Tries to use salt* NOOO SALT DOESNT HELP. SALT DOES NOT HELP! WERE DOOMED
"Eowyn's stew was not originally in the script and was actually just what the catering company had made that day. So, we decided to include it as a way of telling the catering company how shit it was."
Gimli escaped quickly, But notice Legolas isnt anywhere to be seen He must have used his elf- nose. Only if Aragorn had asked: "Legolas, what does your elf nose smell?" and Leggy be like: "The Uruks turn North West, Eowyn is bringing her stew that way!" Aragorn : "Saruman's so Dead..."
I imagine the uruks stopping at night and then say "WE AIN'T GOING NO FURTHER, TILL WE'VE THROWN AWAY THIS STEW" and then just kill and eat one of their own just to avoid that stew
A master among men. Gracious and humble and kind. Even though he is one of the mightiest men alive in his age, he not only accepts a stew from her but goes about eating it in a way that respects her.
This is actually a great scene because it shows that Eowyn, despite what the world tried to mold her into, was not made for your stereotypical women's work. She is a warrior, and a terrible cook.
There was a hilarious comment from a while back that went: Orc: “I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!” Eowyn: “I made stew, it isn’t much but it’s hot” Orc: “…LOOKS LIKE MAGGOTY BREAD IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYSSSS!!!”
Aragorn is a savage he didn't even wait for her to get further away, he just threw the stew after she turned her back. Burned his hands for it, judging by his expression.
Aragon, a Dunedain ranger and heir to the throne of Gondor. A highly skilled warrior who fought many battles, protected a ring bearer, resisted the power of the one ring, who's definitely no stranger to surviving in the wild- met his match with.......a bowl of soup 😂😂😂😂😂
Most of the comments are making reference to how bad the stew is in the movie but what I want to know is what exactly did Viggo put in his mouth there for real? Was that something the catering team cooked up that looked repulsive but actually tasted pretty good, or was that an actual piece of disgusting horse or donkey fat?
This is a long while ago but apparently that was actually what the catering team had made that day, and this was their way of telling them how bad it was
One of Aragons best scenes. He is renown for his great courage and strength and yet here he also displays a great level of gentleness and humility. Dude is the ideal man
Looks like chunks of fish, bits of fat, and greens... I have to assume the fish was stockfish, the fat was salt pork fat, and the greens dandelion. Likely she didn't know to parboil the ingredients and change the water, so her stew was likely super salty from the fish and pork and bitter from the greens. Only explanation I can think of.
Faramir after eating Eowyn’s stew:
“I wish now that our places had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived.”
Underrated
Omg 😂😂😂
Faramir actually ended up marrying her!
@@lukea136 maybe she has some other good stuff
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 Exactly, I'm sure her kebab is very nice...
Numenoreans live 240 years on average. Aragorn died at 210. This is why.
30 years of his lifespan... That's the trade-off for ONE bowl of Eowyn's stew...
That's only half accurate. The founder of the house, Elrond's twin brother Elros (who chose to be human), lived 500 years due to the elvish strain in his blood. As Numenoreans kept mixing with other humans, their lifespan shortened. The gifts of the Dúnedain continued to decline.
@@gonzaloNMF the main reason was that the valar didn't gifted the numenoreans any longer for their behavior. It started around 1000 years before the downfall of numenor that their lifespans went shorter and shorter still much longer than the middle earth Humans tho. Also the mixing only started after that so in the 3rd age, not in the second. That's why there are so few dunedain left in the 3rd age.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thejohnson2328
500 years was the longest however up until the akallabeth the lords of Andunie continued to reach 400 years old. Unlike the main royal line who declined to the point of Pharazon feeling his age sonn taking him at 200.
Put the ring in the stew rather than trek all the way to Mt Doom.
Utter brilliance!!!
omg you can't just torture Sauron like that.
I don't know what I like better: the idea that Eowyn's stew would destroy the ring, or that it wouldn't...but Sauron still wouldn't be able to get it because the stew is just that terrible.
"The ring can not be destroyed Gimli, son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. It must be taken deep into Rohan and cast into the fiery chasm of Eowyn's stew"
"One does not simply approach that stew. The very smell you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!"
This Is Too Much, Even For Sauron.
"There are a few of us left"
"Im sorry, Please EAT!"
"Did you not hear me? Im an endangered species and you're trying to poison me!"
🤣🤣
This got me 🤣
Man to funny 🤣
😂😂😂
*legolas, Gimli and Theodan hear a disturbance in the camp, come over to investigate to see Eowyn trying to force feed Aragon her food*
“YOU. HAVE. TO EAT!!!”
Aragon: *Strangled poison sounds and noises intensifies, foaming at the mouth and eyes rolling back of his head*
After Theoden first tasted her cooking, he said: ok, here's a sword instead, practice.
Eek
😆😆
I only liked this comment because it went to 666 likes.
@Celtic girl relax it was a joke
@Celtic girl she was never THE princess, nor was Eomer a prince. It would be Theoden's children.
Eowyn anyway married Faramir, the prince of Ithilen, and that was the first time she actually become a princess.
I bet her sword (in RotK) was coated in the stew. that's why the Witch-King shriveled up after the stab.
HAHA
yall are too much AHAHHAHAHA
Lel
LMAO HAHAHAHAHA GENIUS
death by spoonfeeding
Since Aragon has probably spent days in the wild and eaten anything he could get his hand on,this soup must be really horrible.
probably devoid of salt and slightly undercooked and you know how filthy taste of undercooked chicken is
Hazzmati undercooked? Gordom ramsay would get mad
IT'S FUCKIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Your comment made me thought of Bear Grylls, he has lots of experience at wild too.
You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail.
You overcook chicken? Also jail.
Undercook, overcook! (Y)
Gimli has made a wise decision
+slayer sky The only wise decision in the entire story.
He sure did
Hahaha 🤣
You know something's off if even Gimli won't eat it.
He chose wisely. He ended up sailing with Legolas to the West at very old age. The stew would've killed him prior for sure
Eowyn: Please, eat!
Aragorn: the line of kings has been broken..
This is isildurs bane
MY LINE IS ENDED
The stomach lining maybe
Broken Why? How? Did he fart?
It has been....REMADE. 👁️👄👁️
Poor Faramir.
eyoooooooooowyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynnnnnn
Surely the governors of Ithilien can hire chefs who are less lethal
@@mechadoggy who know ? maybe eowyn's cooking talent made faramir left her and chose queen gorgo
@@frostedcat wait, what?
@@Busdul hint : 300
Eowyn : you're a NUMENOR !! a race blessed with long life !
Aragorn : not after this soup
The stew was so bad they had to cut it from the movie or risk it becoming PG 18.
It had to be at least PG-88 cause aragorn couldn't even handle that stew haha
@@ElessarEstel hahaha
@@ElessarEstel lmaooooo
@@ElessarEstel fucking gold haha
The stew is actually the food that was delivered for the cast to eat on breaks/offcamera, but it was so trash they decided to use it in film for more genuine reactions.
The Dunedain will really pass into legend if they have to live on Eowyn's cooking
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunaaaaadinnneeeeeeeeeeee
I CANT EVEN🤣🤣
Dunedain will be Dunedying after Eowyn's done with them.
*"I fear no man! But that, stew... It scares me."*
- The Witch King
Uruk: No, I'm not talking about that slop, alright? The cook's not here, is she? How do I get this thing off?
Saruman: One shudders to imagine what kinds of tastes lie within the cooking of Eowyn, daugher of Rohan! What tastes that are disgusting and fatty!
@@daguroswaldson257oliver twist: help.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
The witch king: 'no man can kill me. But your cooking might.'
@@LarryFlathmann nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it sam.
That cooking might.
- No stew can kill me!
- This is MY stew.
A dwarf knows when the food taste bad.
He have eyes of a hawk and nose of a fox, after all
Not Alpharius it's ears as a fox lol
aaaaaaaaaaye schmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@daneionblake3939 It's ears of a fox lol
4touchdowns1game ok shut up
Eowyn : Im sorry.... Please eat..
Aragon : reluctant smile
Also Aragorn : please kill me
poor faramir
@@frostedcat they're rich now so the maids will probably cook lucky for Faramir...
Better: please, let me to die
Aragon inside voice: ruclips.net/video/h1wy41Ezzf8/видео.html
“There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery”
I get the feeling Faramir will be doing the cooking...
Yeah in middle earth it is a thing to cook for yourself with whatever you can get your hands on when you are a ranger
“Can we order a Pizza instead?”
@@thescout5450 Pizza time
with a flowery apron
It's imitation crab meat in boiled water. Not very appetizing
Suddenly I have this image in my head of Éowyn and Sam after the war standing in a kitchen and Sam trying to teach her how to make a good stew (with taters of course) ...only she messes up at every step. "Noo, you mash them AFTER you boil them!"
+tuschman168 LOL!!!!!!! :)
tuschman PO-TA-TOES
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
😂 no stew is complete without some 'taters!
+AmberWolf that's why it's called fucking non-STIIICK!!!
Luke Dearey "boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew" is a line from the movie
Rohan should have weaponised Eowyn’s stew, they would have routed the Uruk-Hai at Helm’s Deep
Storm Crow, no. The Free Peoples don't use poison because even on orcs, the use of biochemical warfare is just to cruel.
You win the internet for today
I like and dislike how much were all sitting around trash talking Eeowyns stew🤣🤣
im just imagining those burning oil cauldrons you'd see on battlements but filled with Eowyns stew instead.
Eowyn's stem > Saruman's gunpowder
Uruks : we ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for threeee stinking days!!
Eowyn : I made some stew!
Uglúk " looks like maggoty bread is back on the menu boys.
😂 underrated comment
"There is few of us left"
"Please eat"
"About to be fewer"
Yup 😂
Elrond: " Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Glóin, by any craft that we here possess"
Eowyn: Hold my stew!
And thus Sauron was destroyed when the One Ring was cast into the stew.
It must be taken deep into mordor and cast back into the STEWY chasm from whence it came. One of you must do it!
@@farhanahmed552I'm pretty sure even Frodo wouldn't volunteer to to go near that stew😂
Not even Orcs would eat that stew.
Devastator941 no.... “looks like fresh meat back on the menu!”
A hungry orc looks at moldy bread and the Stew...
Orc: Why must I choose?!?!
@@articusramos808 i wonder what faramir will eat when he marry eowyn
@Hungry Hungry Hippo uh... faramir isnt a cannibal
@Hungry Hungry Hippo haha , im happy to see there's still innocence left in this world, bless Frosted cat's heart 😁
I died when Aragorn pretended to spill the stew on himself when he was almost caught dumping it out 😂
XD
All he did was stop dumping it, and a bit fell on his leg accidentally.
Aragorn - "Now I have to eat this vileness AND I burnt my hand. DAMN THIS SOUP"
he was a true warrior, managing to keep his composure intact after dropping all that hot liquid on himself lmao
Huh? He didn’t pretend to spill on himself, that was accidental after quickly bringing the bowl back around so she wouldn’t see him dumping it off to the side.
He even winces in pain slightly as the stew was still very hot.
He is 87 years old. He has leveled up many, many times during that period. Eating that eyeball stew, has immediately dropped him from that impressive level to level 3 warrior.
Back to fighting gobbos in lumby
Eyeball soup 🤣🤣
Top 10 villains more powerful than Thanos:
1. Eowyn's stew
Also Shaggy Rogers.
Aragon: "Is this suppose to be karma for not giving the hobbits their second breakfast?"
Lmao
0:32 Right here, exactly here, you can see the precise moment where Eowyn earned a permanent place in Aragorn's friend zone.
And that this is also the exact moment where he missed the Hobbits' cooking.
😂
Yeah for real 😂
PLease eat....
Aragon : O god...have a mercy on me..
lol and she sat there to watch him eat every bite
grasten der sclooten der vainten sclooten der vais eins rest rleming go est schmer schlest to gate. es umphing dink el noft schbu me kant ech schrain en love es fork dein rekent.
Eowyn: There is no mercy
Eru decide to cover his face cuz even Eru cannot stand it
This was way worse than fighting uruk hai and trolls
"**siping sound** ... ... ...ts gud" XD
He can barely pronounce it because of how bad it tastes. Or rather, Viggo is so amazing an actor that he captured it perfectly.
Maybe the stew really was bad. D:
@@lesterramos6468 Maybe, but if I know Hollywood, it was perfectly edible, and the blob of what was supposed to be fish(?), was like, tofu. It was cut with a straight razor for that one bite. They likely had a backup of 12 blobs the same shape.
Hahahahhhahahahaa
@@Bluemilk92 I think it was meant to be a huge chunk of fat/gristle.
Didn't Peter said that stew was made by catering that day and it tasted horrible.
If you listen closely at 4 seconds Gimli says I really couldnt in a hushed voice lol. Even a dwarf cant stomach the stew
Ahahaha
You don't have to listen closely. He said it very loudly.
HAHA- I didn’t realize he said it twice😂😂😂
bravely runs away
Nice catch.😆
What makes this scene even better is that Aragorn is still a Ranger that rarely bathes and probably eats worms and shit to survive in the wild when there's no meat, so him disliking this soup means that eowyn's cooking tastes worse than worms
Looks like it's little more than boiled clumps of fat, and likely has either no seasoning or all the wrong seasoning.
So, yeah, that soup's gonna be horrid.
My boy said he eats worms 😂😋
@@JiisTube Akuna Matata
@@ElKabong3345 it means no worries and no H's
Well, maybe not shit...
The Hardest fight Aragon ever had was not throwing up in front of Eowyn.
For sure 😂
You gotta love how Aragorn literally had to strain his voice just to say, “It’s good.” Even one of the last of the Dúnedain has to have some comedic moments somewhere.
😂😂😂😂😂
"Gifted with long life..."
"Yes, but this stew will surely be the death of me."
The Stew when it hit the ground melted the earth around it, digging deep into the earth. One day it melted so deep into the earth that a Silmaril was uncovered in the deep.
And accidentaly killed one of the sleeping Balrogs .
And alas the last silmaril was lost amid the turd dumplings, and its light was extinguished from the earth, never to be seen again save in the daydream visions induced by sad ballads of elven minstrels.
@@0-Templar-0that’s how the dwarves delved so deep!
Alien blood = stew
A very nice scene, in my opinion. It displays Aragorn's grace and kindness, traits that would make him a worthy king.
It's such an endearing scene for both of them! I'm glad the movies decided to give Aragorn more opportunities to grow on the viewer rather than him being gung-ho for the throne from the get-go.
Yes
My dad once tried to make soup by putting a cabbage in a bowl of boiling water and just leaving it. This looks worse.
Lol
I just pictured a middle aged man throwing a whole cabbage into a bowl and watching it cook, with a mixed expression of doubt and curiosity
rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübert what you just described was an older link from botw
Isn't that how you make cabbage soup? At least that's how I pictured it in Wonka and the chocolate factory
@@rindfleischetikettierungsu8041 I'm imagining this scene filmed from the cabbage's point of view in the pot, looking up at a confused middle age man who occasionally pokes said cabbage with a knife to see if it's done yet...
She should have made Grima a big bowl of her stew. That would have kept him away! :P
Five minutes later, Aragorn died. The end.
Right after talking about his immense longevity, no less. XD
Plot Armor, he’s forced to survive the stew
Witch King wanted to wipe out lines of Elendil, but Eowyn really beats him at everything
Can't take his grog! HAHAHAHA!
Haha yeah 😂
And this i why he friendzoned her later on
Bruh he frienszoned her the day he saw her the soup threw her into something even worse than the friend zone....the pity zone
He even sent her and Faramir away from Minas Tirith, by giving them their own princedom to rule.
she just stood there and watch him eat . Pure torturing , I can't imagine what Faramith has to go through everyday
Faramir would have called Sam to give Eowyn some cooking lessons.
evil lady stood and watched him eat it too lol
This scene needed to be kept, it's not just humor but it gives those who have only watched the movie the understanding to why Eowyn and Aragorn would never work as a couple.
it was in movie it wasn't in theatrical cut
🤣🤣
He prefers an older woman.
much older 🤣
@J Ygb Apparently Arwen can cook .
in the distance: "....I really couldn't" LOL
How did you hear that lol
You could kill the Nazguls and Sauron's armies with that stew. Just imagine the Rohirrim and the elves at Helm's Deep using it as boiling oil upon the Uruk-Hai.
Uruk-hai captain :Soup?! HA! A FREE MEAL AND IT TASTES............ AGURGH!!!! TERRIBLE!!!! *Tries to use salt* NOOO SALT DOESNT HELP. SALT DOES NOT HELP! WERE DOOMED
there should be not elves inhelms deep
they were already fighting with the orcs in lorien
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379
It's called a joke...
@@Scientist118 yeah i know xD but what i said was a movie error
"Eowyn's stew was not originally in the script and was actually just what the catering company had made that day. So, we decided to include it as a way of telling the catering company how shit it was."
not true
@@openshores4288 i imagine catering in movies being really good
Love this kind of commentary 😂😂
Not true, but I wish it was 😁
0:55 "I'd rather be dying in Mordor right now"
Oh Puhleeeeaaassseee 😭🤮
That’s gonna burn his hands. Poor guy tried to save himself.
The best way to know that stew was terrible isn't aragorn's reaction, but the fact that a DWARF rejected it.
Legend says her soup killed more people than her sword
I heard somewhere that her sword blade was soaked with the stew when she stabbed the Witch-King.
Gimli escaped quickly,
But notice Legolas isnt anywhere to be seen
He must have used his elf- nose.
Only if Aragorn had asked: "Legolas, what does your elf nose smell?"
and Leggy be like: "The Uruks turn North West, Eowyn is bringing her stew that way!"
Aragorn : "Saruman's so Dead..."
I imagine the uruks stopping at night and then say "WE AIN'T GOING NO FURTHER, TILL WE'VE THROWN AWAY THIS STEW" and then just kill and eat one of their own just to avoid that stew
Poor Aragorn, he's such a real gentle man!!! 😂
No wonder Aragorn did so bad against Sharku and the Warg rider. He had to fight his stomach as well. How evil Eowyn!
I'll bet the Uruk Hai would rather have stuck to eating maggoty bread than eat that shit.
Eric H. Uruks be like we've been eating Eowyns nasty stew for 3 stinkin days.
I just love the face he gives when she starts talking again like "god dammit"
Aragorn's thinking "Yeah, I'm long-lived, but not for much longer if I have to eat this ......uggggh.:"
I love the look on his face when he burns his hand he’s trying so hard to hide the pain
A master among men. Gracious and humble and kind. Even though he is one of the mightiest men alive in his age, he not only accepts a stew from her but goes about eating it in a way that respects her.
Aragorn-"in 85years I have never had to put up with this crap" lol
Salty Box Gaming It's 87.
@@zanemarte9877 maybe Arathorn was also a bad cook?
@@lisahenry20 I'm talking about his age.
@@zanemarte9877 yes but the last time Aragorn ate something similar could have been something his dad made before he died
This is actually a great scene because it shows that Eowyn, despite what the world tried to mold her into, was not made for your stereotypical women's work. She is a warrior, and a terrible cook.
Excuses, excuses. You can't use that when you accidentally poison your husband, some clever woman already tried, I kid you not.
@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 wtf u tolkien abt
Anyone is a horrible cook if they spend little time in meal preparation. And given her status as royalty, I don’t think she was even allowed to do it.
Wrong, even warriors know how to cook.
@@constantindenis8130 Facts. Gotta take care of your brothers.
This is the moment Aragorn decided to go for Arwen.
You know something's wrong when Gimli refuses food
"But all of them were deceived, for another stew was cooked..."
Can't believe after all these years this vid is still showing up 😂
when Gimli says he does not want it you already know its bad
He knows what’s up
There was a hilarious comment from a while back that went:
Orc: “I'm starving! We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!”
Eowyn: “I made stew, it isn’t much but it’s hot”
Orc: “…LOOKS LIKE MAGGOTY BREAD IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYSSSS!!!”
Eowyn: "You *like* it?"
Aragorn: "This is some of the stew I've ever had!"
0:38 "Okay, this is the worst thing I've ever eaten, and I'll die before I let this kid know that."
Saruman after eating this stew: March to Helm's Deep
Legolas: Should we not warn him that her stew…
Gimli: Let him go laddie
Aragorn is a savage he didn't even wait for her to get further away, he just threw the stew after she turned her back. Burned his hands for it, judging by his expression.
I admire how Aragorn didn’t directly tell Eywoen about the bad test of the stew,,,he even ate that... These are the real man
"We have nothing but maggoty bread for three Stinking days!"
"How about this stew it's still hot"
"No,thank you."
*Taste the stew* looks like maggoty bread is back on the menu boys
@@quakethedoombringer *Cheers*
Lol😂
My friend and I still quote this whenever we eat stew...XD
Same here XD
Gimli dodged an arrow there.
Remember, everyone, she was raised by her Uncle (a warrior king). She learned how to fight but never had a chance when it came to cooking skills XD
Aragon, a Dunedain ranger and heir to the throne of Gondor. A highly skilled warrior who fought many battles, protected a ring bearer, resisted the power of the one ring, who's definitely no stranger to surviving in the wild- met his match with.......a bowl of soup 😂😂😂😂😂
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAW!
Hells Kitchen! Lol
+Lord Vervain Lol
This is amazing.
Eowyn: rly!.... Aragorn:*spills the stew* Eowyn: my uncle told me a stangre thing. Aragorn: damn.. *hold the stew
Jason Chang and she just stands there waiting for him to finish
Most of the comments are making reference to how bad the stew is in the movie but what I want to know is what exactly did Viggo put in his mouth there for real? Was that something the catering team cooked up that looked repulsive but actually tasted pretty good, or was that an actual piece of disgusting horse or donkey fat?
Logic Makes Sense I wonder that too
I doubt it. This guy went through some shit for these movies
Looks to be a lump of fat. From what animal, I would not know.
This is a long while ago but apparently that was actually what the catering team had made that day, and this was their way of telling them how bad it was
It looks like pork or sheep fat
The way she watches over him after saying "please eat" 😂
Aragorn is just so cool, his voice is awesome and smooth
This is why they were screaming for the sweet release of death in the ride of the Rohirrim
"Was the stew frozen?"
"Yes Chef"
"Fuck me"
0:55 you can see the pain in his eyes😂
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY-Gordon ramsey if he was in this movie
Gimli!?
* *looks* *
NO I COULDNT!!!! 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
Only 6000 men came to Theoden's summons after they found out that Eowyn was in charge of logistics.
This video was posted 14 years ago and this movie came out over two decades ago, and people are still till this very day roasting her cooking LMAO
Only because she clearly didn't
Eowyn to Grima : "Your words are poison"
Grima to Eowin : "Your stew is poison"
The subtle acting is marvellous.
That's why Womtongue wanted to team up with her. Imagine his trickery and her poisonous stew. They can do way more damage than even Morgoth himself.
You can't feed shit to the fucking heir of Elendil and not expect to be friendzoned.
For a second there Aragon was like "maybe I should just take the fuckin ring for myself" lol
Pat Gogan He wanted to throw that bowl into the fires of Mount Doom.
after eating Eowyn's stew, Aragorn regretted agreeing to sending Arwen to Valinor
Literally
One of Aragons best scenes. He is renown for his great courage and strength and yet here he also displays a great level of gentleness and humility. Dude is the ideal man
And so passes Aragorn, son of Arathorn...
"We've been eating nothing but Eowyn's stew for three stinkin' days!!"
no wonder Theoden looked the way he did when they first saw him. and it was all blamed on poor saruman and wormtongue
Hahaha hahaha
A hilarious scene of Aragorn trying not to hurt Eowyn's cooking prowess.😃😄😀
I looked into Aragorn’s future and I saw death.
This is why Aragorn would be a great leader.
He is too humble to cause offence.
Looks like chunks of fish, bits of fat, and greens... I have to assume the fish was stockfish, the fat was salt pork fat, and the greens dandelion. Likely she didn't know to parboil the ingredients and change the water, so her stew was likely super salty from the fish and pork and bitter from the greens. Only explanation I can think of.