You missed the scene where the soldiers lose track of Jason while they were looking right at him. "Where'd he go?" You were just aiming at him! Nothing more absurd than that.
You missed the David Cronenberg cameo, as the 'suit' who came to take Jason away 😆 David has had a sporadic career as an actor, most recently a recurring role in Star Trek: Discovery, of all things (not even Horror related.....unless you count how horrible that show was 😏)
I can break down the style, genre, tone, narrative points and most other artistic elements from a movie. I have written published poetry and worked on successful computer games. I will engage you in a debate topic ranging from post-modern feminist art to the impact native African art had upon the culture and sensibilities of the British empire under Victoria. I also used to be an admin for the DVLA and the NHS. I have a very autistic set of skills. If you want to run your mouth off about Jason X or Death Machine, then that is fine. But know these two things: I will find you. And I will shitpost you. (Subject to regional laws based on perceived hate crimes. Laws and Conditions apply. This is a comedy product. No people with autism or category disorders were hurt making this post). Seriously though, it's really nice to see that most of the people in the comments actually got the joke. I've rarely coughed with laughter so hard when me and my ex-wife watched the co-eds being beaten against the tree in the simulator. God my ex was vicious. I miss her so. Fun times. Where was I? Oh yeah - good video.
I saw it in the theaters when i was in college. That sleeping bag scene caused me to have an asthma attack because i was laughing so hard. We appreciate your comment.
I don’t care how ridiculous Jason X is. It is one of my favorites from the series.
You have my sword.
Same
You missed the scene where the soldiers lose track of Jason while they were looking right at him.
"Where'd he go?"
You were just aiming at him!
Nothing more absurd than that.
Hahahaha!! That's great!
You missed the David Cronenberg cameo, as the 'suit' who came to take Jason away 😆
David has had a sporadic career as an actor, most recently a recurring role in Star Trek: Discovery, of all things (not even Horror related.....unless you count how horrible that show was 😏)
Oh yes! I remember seeing that at the beginning
I dig your stuff. No Jason Lives pun intended. Ok intended.
Haha 😂 thank you!
Thats funny. Long ago after Rambo 3 I had a fantasy about a Rambo parody with Rambo in space fighting aliens.
Haha awesome! I'd watch it
I can break down the style, genre, tone, narrative points and most other artistic elements from a movie. I have written published poetry and worked on successful computer games. I will engage you in a debate topic ranging from post-modern feminist art to the impact native African art had upon the culture and sensibilities of the British empire under Victoria. I also used to be an admin for the DVLA and the NHS.
I have a very autistic set of skills. If you want to run your mouth off about Jason X or Death Machine, then that is fine. But know these two things:
I will find you.
And I will shitpost you.
(Subject to regional laws based on perceived hate crimes. Laws and Conditions apply. This is a comedy product. No people with autism or category disorders were hurt making this post).
Seriously though, it's really nice to see that most of the people in the comments actually got the joke. I've rarely coughed with laughter so hard when me and my ex-wife watched the co-eds being beaten against the tree in the simulator. God my ex was vicious. I miss her so. Fun times. Where was I?
Oh yeah - good video.
I saw it in the theaters when i was in college. That sleeping bag scene caused me to have an asthma attack because i was laughing so hard. We appreciate your comment.
i didnt find it good