►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to deadmeatmovies@gmail.com (please don't leave them in the comments!) ►► Support Dead Meat at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more! ►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every Tuesday - at cms.megaphone.fm/channel/deadmeat ►►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!
That one's not bad, the best is when Jason is in the vortex. Hey you want some beer, Wanna smoke some pot, or we could have premarital sex. We love premarital sex!. Than instant kill, classic 🤣
@@claratalbot7613 I think Janessa's kill is a reference to the Alien franchise too, that human/xeno hybrid thing died the same way, sucked out of the ship and minced on the way out, the main difference is that version of the kill wasn't instantaneous
@@DavidKen878 Something tells me between being presumed drowned in a lake, going on multiple killing sprees, dying, being brought back to life, dying again, being brought back to life yet again, and then going to space, he's probably not had a chance to brush up on basic chemistry.
@@soldancer You don't have to brush up on science, or even know about it, to know what liquid nitrogen is. It's common knowledge. Also, what does his presumed drowning in the lake have to do with anything?
@@DavidKen878 I was trying to be funny by recounting Jason's life in which he was clearly busy doing other things than learning chemistry. I mean, my whole original comment and response is just a joke based on that premise. I'm not interested in arguing about whether he legitimately might have learned about liquid nitrogen for the sake of a stupid joke.
@@justFoxPLS I was too young to watch this movie when it came out, but I can’t believe the amount of sarcasm and humor that was implemented into Jason X. I know the whole idea of Jason in space is supposed to be pretty silly. But overall it all makes the final product look like a parody of a more serious horror movie 😂
The neck break kill was Hodder's idea. The script called for Jason to quickly snap Sven's neck, but Hodder said he's done neck snaps with Jason before and was kinda bored of the idea, so he proposed to try something a little different and "slowly" break the guy's neck just to show Jason being extra assholish to this guy. After the performance, everyone agreed it was a better alternative, especially with the drawn out "pop pop pop crunch" sound, as opposed to a traditionally quick "crack". Dull machete could be given to a number of kills that happen off screen. Also fun fact, in the Jason X novels, Uber Jason regenerates his whole body from his mask and continues to do what he does best.
@@VivaLaDnDLogs Oh yeah, a series was made to continue from the novelization of Jason X. Jason X: The Experiment, a military research facility on Earth 2 captures Jason after the events of the movie and tries to make super soldiers using his regenerative DNA. Jason X: Planet of the Beast, another space ship finds Jason's body after the events of The Experiment, and a mad doctor tries to clone Jason. Jason X: Death Moon, Jason crashes on the Moon where there's a finishing school of rich girls after the events of PotB. Jason X: To The Third Power, I'm assuming after the events of DM, the finishing school is torn down and rebuilt into a super max prison to house Jason in the basement. Had to summarize the last two as I've only read up to Planet of the Beast. And these events are separate from the Jason X comics where Uber Jason fought Jason.
This probably wasn't like this in the movie but I love how when the virtual girls both screamed "premarital sex!" And it cutting to Jason bashing them in sleeping bags so funny for some reason 😭
As much as I hate this movie's plot, it was funny how even AI knows how to make Jason pissed, although the "it's okay he just wanted his machete back" line after Jason killed 20,000 people was the best of tue whole movie in my opinion
@@darklord884 He was locked up in that research facility for a while so he must have had a long time to regenerate his body or something. Idk why I'm trying to make sense of it?
The sad fact this is the last time we got to see Kane Hodder as Jason in the franchise, just like Robert in NOES, his portrayal is legendary in the Friday movies
Two things 1. The creators behind this movie knew damn well it was gonna fail and still had fun with it. 2. I'm fairly certain this movies whole existence is because it was taking too damn long to make Freddy vs Jason.
When he went to the Golden Chainsaw, I like how James just skipped “I’ll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill” and go straight to the Liquid Nitrogen death.
It’s like the nostalgia critic in his top 11 worst avatar episodes where he said “and the number one worst episode of avatar the last airbender is” but he only made it to “of” before he said “the great divide”
@@sameerhafeez7029 I also think that (better than some episodes in the first half of season 3 for me) but basically every avatar fan agrees that the great divide is the worst episode and I didn’t know that until last year but it does explain why they didn’t include it in the recap episode
@@sameerhafeez7029 I think the only reason people dislike it is because it just has no impact on the overall story, and it is pretty cliche. I like the episode though
@@deathsaidhello On a side note, the animator from Ducktales Janie Lee made a wholesome spinoff where Jason is a camp counselor. It also has a crossover with Carrie
I personally think they’re stupid and kinda cheesy but in a cute way. Kinda like a Down syndrome boy asking another Down syndrome girl to middle school prom and her saying yes, resulting in something really cute and wholesome but two chromosomes high of normal. You know what I mean?
@@JoshSmith-fv1tx He did Freddy vs Jason the first time after covering the Friday the 13th movies first time around. Then he did it again after he covered the Nightmare on Elm Street and was more knowledgeable about Freddy's previous escapades. And now its gonna be the third time.
Think about it James. If you counted the 20,000 people who died on Solaris you never would’ve had to give the Kill Count Championship belt to Dude Bro Party Massacre 3.
After Dude Bro Party Massacre III, I'm waiting for James to recount this one more time, adding the 20 000 people that died in the space station explosion. As his new rules state, we have a hard number (technically from outside the movie but still) AND footage of the incident. The right amount of anti-Dude Bro pettiness is all it takes, Mr Janisse
Fun fact, that "future machete" is called a Billhook. its still a machete, just has a weird unique name and i honestly really like the billhook. im pretty sure its specifically meant to be used for cutting through thick bushes or tree branches- not like the normal machete isnt used for that anyways lol.
So I’m looking it up and it seems that the billhook is better for working around trees or other plants because the hook protects the edge as well as pulls whatever you’re cutting into the blade.
Fun fact: Peter Mensah, Brodski’s actor, was in another piece of space station horror media! He was the voice and face for Zach Hammond in Dead Space and was almost as badass as he is in this movie
Ironically, Freddy is still immune to it, despite him sometimes being the campiest of all of them. Although he is also the best of them, so maybe that's why they weren't willing to mess him up with the space treatment.
Nah, i'm hoping for a Leprechaun series recount first. Since James has even said himself that his opinions on the movies have changed a lot since he did the Kill Count's at first. So i think it's fair to say that a leprechaun Kill Count recount should be on the cards.
To be fair it is on Peacock in the US, he could, but no idea if they’d slam the copyright down harder since it just came out. Plus not sure how easy it is getting footage from streaming.
Can't believe you didn't mention when they roasted Jason with the line "How does he function with a brain that small?" it was so funny. Also, in a similar vein, when the one dude tried offering Jason money, and actually like, tried to have a conversation with him, I loved that so much, it was wonderful.
The names of the ships, Grendel and Tiamat, are both references to demons in ancient mythology: Grendel, the descendant of Cain, in Anglo-Saxon mythology; and Tiamat, ancient foe of the God-King Marduk, in Babylonian mythology. Jason is, presumably, the ancient demon from late-20th century Hollywood mythology.
screw the game its suck we haven't got a new friday the 13th movie and even though the lawsuit has been settled we probably still won't ever get a new one
@@aaroncoats1555 nah, the game was fun especially with friends It sucks that it died after the lawsuit basically killed any possibility of future content
idea for a horror movie: jason-like killer, stuck on space ship, but every time someone is killed, they just pop them into a healing machine. an autodoc, or the nanomachine thing here. the killer has to get more and more violent, going from just stabbing to shooting to full on explosions and woodchippering. obviously it'll be a comedy.
Would actually love to see a Horror/Comedy like that. Bonus points for if the killer just visibly has to do mental maths to figure out why they are killing the same person twice.
@@GeneralMrDeath the badass character just keeps getting one shot, not even able to do more then get a one liner out each time, the funny guy is the hardest one to get, just this thing could write itself! ... clone army moment of just the killer getting zerg rushed!
I find it amazing that when doing recounts, james can get into more depth on the movie and makes it intresting, it’s way more entertaining then the original, (not saying it was bad) but adding extra info is great, Fantastic work james!
@@99thJediWarrior I know. It’s the best kill and I love watchmojo. They love me. I was actually there 20,000,000th follower even though I followed them for a long time, but I was their 20,000,000th follower and that’s why they started doing top 20’s of topics instead of just top 10. Also, b/c I was their 20,000,000th follower they let me choose whatever topic I wanted and I chose top 10 craziest disaster film scenes in movies.
Jason X will always have a special place in my heart as it's the first movie in the franchise I was able to sneak in to see in theaters. Long Live Uber Jason.
I love that Dead Space got a little inspiration from this film, with the head Squeek of Dallas's head sliding down the wall - that being the Headbutting dude AND that Peter Mensah's character in this film was exactly the same as he played in Dead Space as Hammond there are more, but I can't really remember the others without watching the full movie again
Ever since I first heard it, my brain will randomly replay Professor Lowe yelling "YOU PASSS!" at various times, and it still makes me laugh every time
Though I don’t blame James for not putting those 20k in the count because 1. Pics or it never happened, and 2. The deaths were incidental. Jason didn’t control the ship and crash it intentionally, he killed the pilot and the ship did it’s thing.
I love that this movie introduces the random connection between Jason and Grendel, a monster from the Beowulf, who comes out of a swamp/lake to kill people who party too hard and has a huge mommy complex... almost exactly like Jason
My friends and I were watching this movie on theater, and the part when he killed the hikers was the funniest part of all, we thought he was gonna get stoned with them.
14:22 For some reason i got this obscure feeling that James was referencing 300. And it checks out, that guy plays a Persian in the movie 300 that gets thrown into a pit. Gotta love this channel for its references
“Then Stoney gets dragged away so he can become an Italian popstar.” Never did I imagine a Lizzue McGuire reference in a Kill Count. I guess this is what dreams are made of.
I always loved his UberJason look. I wish we could have gotten him and the Grendel map in the game. If it wasn't for the lawsuit we could have gotten that also instead of Tommy appearing they could have gotten the Android girl to appear
most dead meat fans: oh boy if james were to do squid game it’d beat out the kill count for zombieland double tap! *jason x fans waiting for james to just acknowledge the fact that jason killed thousands of people in a city.*
@@mopc6284 i get the sentiment but these were on screen and for example something like US probably has a couple 100k kills technically considering we see the chain of people at the end spanning the US, but this one we see loud and clear and there is even a confirmed count of 20k
bro, I actually dig this Jason, the tools, mask, and future/robots, I feel it’s a nice change to Jason killing teenagers at his local lake, thank you for this amazing video James, keep up the hard work
3, 2, 1, Let’s Jam was great, but you really doubled up with that “Jason is a Tank!” line immediately after! 😆 Classy as always, James, with a new instant classic episode full of fun, creative kills! See You, Space Counter...
James: "First, he kills Azrael by breakin' the kid's back across his knee." Me: I honestly thought James would toss in a WWE reference. Something along the lines of, "Like Kane used to do on Monday nights." 😀
When I saw this in the theaters, someone shouted "Talk about getting a facelift" when Jason killed Adrienne. There was a lot of laughs and applause at that.
►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to deadmeatmovies@gmail.com (please don't leave them in the comments!)
►► Support Dead Meat at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more!
►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every Tuesday - at cms.megaphone.fm/channel/deadmeat
►►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!
Reply please
hi i left one. :)
love ur vids it just unsubed me :{
epic
@@sophiejenner8037 thanks
"Guys it's okay. He just wanted his machete back." I laugh every time because I know what coming next & the facial expressions are priceless
That one's not bad, the best is when Jason is in the vortex. Hey you want some beer, Wanna smoke some pot, or we could have premarital sex. We love premarital sex!. Than instant kill, classic 🤣
I hated the professor was such a painful character. He was too smart for his own good
@@BoniJNeto He disrespected Jason by doing that & nobody disrespects Jason
@@JJizz23 That one is also a classic of movie & is my second favorite kill. My favorite is of course Janessa's
@@claratalbot7613 I think Janessa's kill is a reference to the Alien franchise too, that human/xeno hybrid thing died the same way, sucked out of the ship and minced on the way out, the main difference is that version of the kill wasn't instantaneous
“What’s his condition?”
“He’s screwed”
You gotta love the fitting puns after a horror kill
You are quite literally everywhere.
Holy shit you only have 6 likes rn
Machonga why u everyone
i got the 21'st like
Gay spider
So, does Jason know what the liquid nitrogen is? Or does he just think he's drowning a girl and then he's like "Holy shit, her head exploded!"
He probably just went with it when he witnessed its effect. Dude's pretty good at improvising, at least when it comes to killing.
Liquid Nitrogen isn't a new invention. How wouldn't he know about it.
@@DavidKen878 Something tells me between being presumed drowned in a lake, going on multiple killing sprees, dying, being brought back to life, dying again, being brought back to life yet again, and then going to space, he's probably not had a chance to brush up on basic chemistry.
@@soldancer You don't have to brush up on science, or even know about it, to know what liquid nitrogen is. It's common knowledge. Also, what does his presumed drowning in the lake have to do with anything?
@@DavidKen878 I was trying to be funny by recounting Jason's life in which he was clearly busy doing other things than learning chemistry. I mean, my whole original comment and response is just a joke based on that premise. I'm not interested in arguing about whether he legitimately might have learned about liquid nitrogen for the sake of a stupid joke.
As a Canadian, I am now rioting as hockey is apparently outlawed
Bruh
Hockey nvr will be
We’ll never play hockey again 😭
I was wondering where this comment was
Did they outlaw hockey
“It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dogs”
“Yeah, that ought do it”
Best line here I think
The best one was: It's ok guys he just wanted his machete back!
sussy name
Okay here’s a second poke
@@justFoxPLS I was too young to watch this movie when it came out, but I can’t believe the amount of sarcasm and humor that was implemented into Jason X. I know the whole idea of Jason in space is supposed to be pretty silly. But overall it all makes the final product look like a parody of a more serious horror movie 😂
My dad and I quote this line more often than we probably should lol
The neck break kill was Hodder's idea. The script called for Jason to quickly snap Sven's neck, but Hodder said he's done neck snaps with Jason before and was kinda bored of the idea, so he proposed to try something a little different and "slowly" break the guy's neck just to show Jason being extra assholish to this guy.
After the performance, everyone agreed it was a better alternative, especially with the drawn out "pop pop pop crunch" sound, as opposed to a traditionally quick "crack". Dull machete could be given to a number of kills that happen off screen.
Also fun fact, in the Jason X novels, Uber Jason regenerates his whole body from his mask and continues to do what he does best.
cool facts! thanks.
And in the comics he just tanks the fall from orbit with no damage and proceeds to yeet a tree at some people.
I'm sorry, Jason X *novels?*
As in, they continued this story?
Multiple times?
@@VivaLaDnDLogs Oh yeah, a series was made to continue from the novelization of Jason X.
Jason X: The Experiment, a military research facility on Earth 2 captures Jason after the events of the movie and tries to make super soldiers using his regenerative DNA.
Jason X: Planet of the Beast, another space ship finds Jason's body after the events of The Experiment, and a mad doctor tries to clone Jason.
Jason X: Death Moon, Jason crashes on the Moon where there's a finishing school of rich girls after the events of PotB.
Jason X: To The Third Power, I'm assuming after the events of DM, the finishing school is torn down and rebuilt into a super max prison to house Jason in the basement.
Had to summarize the last two as I've only read up to Planet of the Beast. And these events are separate from the Jason X comics where Uber Jason fought Jason.
@@cytorakdemon Jeezus christ and this all began with a child drowning and his mom killing in revenge.
“I get real bitchy when I wake up”
“Did ya just wake up?”
Damn I think we found Jason a competitor cuz he just committed a murder
That was funny Lol 😆
HA
More like a violation of the Geneva Convention
I read this as tht part came up
For real life
This probably wasn't like this in the movie but I love how when the virtual girls both screamed "premarital sex!" And it cutting to Jason bashing them in sleeping bags so funny for some reason 😭
As much as I hate this movie's plot, it was funny how even AI knows how to make Jason pissed, although the "it's okay he just wanted his machete back" line after Jason killed 20,000 people was the best of tue whole movie in my opinion
That's exactly how it happens, with one shot in between of Jason stopping to look at the camera to fourth-wall break. This film is bonkers.
"We've got three years until the Canadians riot!"
As a Vancouver Canucks fan, this one hit me right in the feels.
You already rioted!
Nah Habs fan did that in the 40s, foreshadowing.
I’m from Alberta but I remember that. Y’all are nuts.
Both in 94 vs Rangers and 11 vs Bruins.
I'm already canadian.
Unpopular opinion: pre nano Jason is one of the most well designed Jason’s, it looks so cool and more updated
The fact he actually has hair and looks alive, not a zombie is weird, but other than that, I agree. He looks cool.
@@darklord884 He was locked up in that research facility for a while so he must have had a long time to regenerate his body or something. Idk why I'm trying to make sense of it?
@@m.degroot6837 To quote Talion from Shadow of War: "Don't! Just don't!"
Thats funny I personally think it's his worst lol
@@666ZX Jason’s look after pt7 has always been inconsistent, plus we don’t talk about Jason goes to hell
“Guys it’s ok he just wanted his machete back.” That has to be my favorite line from any Friday movie.
Me too
Any Friday movie? I feel like “Bye Felicia” should rank up there.
Šta govoriš ti
@@travisvanalst4698Next to this is my block my block
ok yugoslavia
I swear Jason is like the world's most aggressive PSA for abstinence and its hilarious lmao.
The Segata Sanshiro of abstinence.
The Rex Mohs of slashers.
NO SEX!
“You got the BFG”
Never realized how much I wanted Doomguy to fight Jason now, but here we are.
The same Doomguy who killed a Hell Kaiju with his bare hands? I don't think that's a question that needs answering.
Doomguy would rip the shit out of Jason for sure
@@InitialPC
maybe if you put doomguy from before the original doom game
when he's more of just a newly recruited space marine than a legendary figure
Well doom guy will win no questions asked
Doomguy vs Jason Goes to Hell
Still sad we never ended up getting Jason X for the Friday the 13th game
i miss that game
We might now since the lawsuits are done cross your fingers 🤞🤞
@@millo1095 they lost the case… we ain’t getting shit
some people worked together to make a custom Jason x map and skin, pretty cool.
@@millo1095 i hope to
Never thought I'd hear James talk about Knightfall and Bane breaking the Bat. My inner comic nerd is very much pleased.
And now I got to know where they got the idea of Bane breaking Batman’s back in the dark knight rises
“What’s your alarm sound?”
Jason: “It’s complicated…”
Those two digital women: *Dies*
James: They're real to me!
And yet he doesn't count the 20k on the Solaris. He's fucking awful at this kill count thing. It's legit his one job and he can't even do that right.
@@shockmazta3116 be nice dude it’s a hard job going from frame to frame to count kills why don’t you try it if it’s so easy
@@shockmazta3116 But the amount given on Solaris wasn't even confirmed. The writer pulled a number out of his ass on Twitter.
@@shockmazta3116 Weren’t you caught hitting on children?
@@shockmazta3116 Why do you stick around then?
The sad fact this is the last time we got to see Kane Hodder as Jason in the franchise, just like Robert in NOES, his portrayal is legendary in the Friday movies
Noes?
@@ironwraith852 nightmare on elm street
@@comfortedtomb3933 he did the entire franchise
@@rjhun7er272 He wasn't in the remake.
Damn.
Final girl: “Why won’t you die?!”
Jason: “Nanomachines, son.”
Played college ball, ya know
@@yiik710 Try university of Texas. Coulda gone pro If I hadn’t joined the navy.
@@ninjawiz4475 I'm not like those beltway pansies, I could break the president in two.... WITH MY BARE HANDS
@@spaghettiman2.052 DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!
@@ninjawiz4475 What the hell are you...?
Two things
1. The creators behind this movie knew damn well it was gonna fail and still had fun with it.
2. I'm fairly certain this movies whole existence is because it was taking too damn long to make Freddy vs Jason.
When he went to the Golden Chainsaw, I like how James just skipped “I’ll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill” and go straight to the Liquid Nitrogen death.
It’s like the nostalgia critic in his top 11 worst avatar episodes where he said “and the number one worst episode of avatar the last airbender is” but he only made it to “of” before he said “the great divide”
@@axelnilsson5124 dude the great divide is actually good
@@sameerhafeez7029 I also think that (better than some episodes in the first half of season 3 for me) but basically every avatar fan agrees that the great divide is the worst episode and I didn’t know that until last year but it does explain why they didn’t include it in the recap episode
@@sameerhafeez7029 I think the only reason people dislike it is because it just has no impact on the overall story, and it is pretty cliche.
I like the episode though
Jason cut off a student’s arm and they STILL brought him to their ship. They all had death coming
Yeah because gravity made him do that not his own free will
@@axelnilsson5124 pp
@@axelnilsson5124 Even the laws of physics know what Jason would do
he did it while he was literally asleep and died but came back stronger. Killing is his destiny, nothing stops it.
@@deathsaidhello On a side note, the animator from Ducktales Janie Lee made a wholesome spinoff where Jason is a camp counselor. It also has a crossover with Carrie
“Weylander” is DEFINITELY a reference to the Alien franchise. I mean, they weren’t even subtle xD
For real though
He also wears some weird ass shotgun shells.
"I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count"
"We now put 800,000 bodies on the kill count."
?
ya that kinda doesn't add up for that TF2 video
@@dio5441It’s mentioned and the body pile is visible
These “let’s get to the numbers” gags are getting increasingly funny and unexpected, I love it! 😂
Favorite part of the videos
I personally think they’re stupid and kinda cheesy but in a cute way. Kinda like a Down syndrome boy asking another Down syndrome girl to middle school prom and her saying yes, resulting in something really cute and wholesome but two chromosomes high of normal. You know what I mean?
@@kadecoleman4104 😭😭😭 bro what
Me too.
@@bruhitzcole9498 literally 💀
"But you know to kill this dude you gotta kick him down a bottomless pit"
That sounds like madness
underrated
W
Who's gonna say it?
madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!
Madness!? THIS! IS! SCI-FI!
Freddy vs Jason has a Dead Meat record of being the only movie that was covered not just twice, but _three_ times.
Really? I remember seeing the original, did it get taken down or something and he had to redo it?
@@JoshSmith-fv1tx He did Freddy vs Jason the first time after covering the Friday the 13th movies first time around. Then he did it again after he covered the Nightmare on Elm Street and was more knowledgeable about Freddy's previous escapades.
And now its gonna be the third time.
@@saltystick_99 Haha that's a record that will never be broken
The Rerecount
It should get counted again on April fools next year just to keep it going
Jason x is a prime example of some of best horror movies to watch with friends in college campy,dumb,and entertaining
James: “NanoBugs son”
me: “I used to play college ball, could’ve gone pro if I didn’t join the navy”
*IT'S TIME FOR **-JACK-** JASON TO LET 'ER RIP.*
The memes, Jason.
At some cushy Ivy League summer camp!
Try university of Springwood
@@dastvan8002 😄😄
I was just like "did he really said that?"
What a man of culture!
"it's okay. He just wanted his machete back."
Has got to be the funniest line in Jason's history 🤣🤣🤣
I also love how Jason tilts his head after he says that like "Is this guy fucking serious? Uh... Okay..."
Upon rewatching it numerous times this movie kinda grows into me, that liquid nitrogen kill is solid gold, one of the best in the series
Did......did you just say growed
agreed
How can it be solid gold when it's literally liquid nitrogen?
@@rairose4944 like its as good as solid gold
@@shark4wd Ah, you see, I understand that. I was simply crafting a joke out of states of matter and elements.
Think about it James. If you counted the 20,000 people who died on Solaris you never would’ve had to give the Kill Count Championship belt to Dude Bro Party Massacre 3.
"Nanobots, son!"
Ah, yes, the Armstrong reference.
Good ol times with Metal Gear Rising
@@DodoRibeiro-ts6po DEATH SET LIST KILL (RECOUNT) JASON X (2001)
02:40 #1.PRIVATE JOHNSON
02:46 #2-5.4 SECURITY GUARDS
02:53 #6.DR.WIMMER
03:03 #7.SGT.MARCUS
06:47 #8.ADRIENNE
07:32 #9.STONEY
08:35 #10.AZRAEL
08:49 #11.DALLAS
09:49 #12.SVEN
10:01 #13.CONDOR
10:17 #14.GEKO
10:25 #15.KICKER
10:33 #16.BRIGGS
11:48 #17.CAPTAIN LOU
12:41 #18-79.DIETE PEREZ,COMMS PERSON. & 60 SOLARIS SOLDIERS
13:07 #80.PROFESSOR LOWE
14:44 #81.CRUCTH
15:04 #82.KINSA
15:42 #83.JASON VOORHEES
17:31 #84.WEYLANDER
17:50 #85.JANESSA
18:43 #86-87.2 VIRTUAL GIRLS
19:26 #88.SGT BRODSKI
20:01 IN THE END
THE NUMBERS RESULTS
GREY SOLDIERS: 60
RED WOMEN: 7
BLUE MAN: 21
TOTAL: 88
RANTIME: 91 MINUTES
ONE KILL EVERY: 1.03 MINUTES
@@DodoRibeiro-ts6po Yeah, one of the hardest boss battles.
Okay, time to see if James actually counted the Space Station kills this time.
he does. but just ones confirmed in the film. Which is fair enough. :)
Well yes but actually, no
kind of😌
He counts SOME kills, which is really dumb.
If he did, then the kill count for Cabin in the woods wouldve been 7 billion.
“We got 3 years until the Canadians riot” 😂 I fricken died
After Dude Bro Party Massacre III, I'm waiting for James to recount this one more time, adding the 20 000 people that died in the space station explosion. As his new rules state, we have a hard number (technically from outside the movie but still) AND footage of the incident. The right amount of anti-Dude Bro pettiness is all it takes, Mr Janisse
I don't think he'll recount this again
And now after Emesis Blue with 800k
“They are his alarm clock” Jason must have the best hearing and the way he sat up made me laugh
They are also RUclips's que to force James into censoring this video.
He sat up how I do when my lady say she wanna smash 😂
Jason sit up like The Undertaker
PTSD Alarm Clock
Jason: Hears the quietest moan in history.
Also Jason: *W H O S U M M O N E D M E*
Fun fact, that "future machete" is called a Billhook. its still a machete, just has a weird unique name and i honestly really like the billhook. im pretty sure its specifically meant to be used for cutting through thick bushes or tree branches- not like the normal machete isnt used for that anyways lol.
It's a variant skin.
Yep
@@ultramarinescaptain3840 yep
So I’m looking it up and it seems that the billhook is better for working around trees or other plants because the hook protects the edge as well as pulls whatever you’re cutting into the blade.
@@that_pan_chick8650 ah, that explains it. Thank you!
Fun fact: Peter Mensah, Brodski’s actor, was in another piece of space station horror media! He was the voice and face for Zach Hammond in Dead Space and was almost as badass as he is in this movie
You’re right, I thought I recognized him, just played through it a few days ago
That is right, and imo, anyone whose got the guts to go toe to toe with a Brute while injured and without plot armor is extremely badass.
He's One in Resident Evil. Gets cut into eeny pieces.
@@dragontalon9158 damn right
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 thats actually Colin Salmon, who meets a similar end in Alien vs Predator. They do look and sound Very similar though.
"20,000 people died in the explosion, but I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count!"
..Oh past james, if only you knew...
Janessa's death genuinely scarred me as a kid and created a phobia in of itself
Well you'll never have to worry about it irl unless you become an astronaut.
Same. To this day that scene is hard to watch.
“Oh this sucks on so many levels!”
FINALLY! The one I've been waiting to see again, this is my childhood gem
This was the worst film in the franchise. A 20-year-old steaming plie of crap.
@@khankake9576 You seem like a fun person
@@khankake9576
Someone must’ve shit in your cornflakes.
Well all the Friday films are pretty much garbage but they’re entertaining as hell (Except for Jason takes Manhattan)
@Blade Runner I liked all kinds of crap when I was a little kid, that doesn’t change the fact the nostalgia brings a lot of enjoyment.
I love the Cowboy Bebop references at 19:06!
The “3-2-1 let’s jam” and calling Jason a “tank” I love it so much
Rest in peace, Brodski. See you later, Space Cowboy.
@@ichigoeater what happened
@@yezzuuuhh1989 Lol, another Cowboy Bebop reference, in honor of the fallen character. The actor, as far as I know, is perfectly fine.
Wow I can't believe they just outlawed Hockey, this movie was prophetic. 😭
"A shotgun shell necklace"
That observation hurt my soul James, I don't even think those are bullets
Yeah I think they’re just little spikes
It's just a play on a pooka shell necklace. He is being factitious. "what is that even.."
Even think those are bullets
The trend of studios bringing their horror icons into Space will always be hilarious to me .
Ironically, Freddy is still immune to it, despite him sometimes being the campiest of all of them. Although he is also the best of them, so maybe that's why they weren't willing to mess him up with the space treatment.
@@darklord884 has it happened to anyone but jason, leperchaun, and pinhead?
@@ethanwatson6131 the critters from critters
@@darklord884 i remember reading somewhere that they also wanted to do a Michael Myers in space movie too
@@lordinquisitor6233 Well Critters CAME from space in the first place, so there it makes sense.
James, brace yourself for all the Halloween kills requests, even though we all know it’s the first thing you’ll do when you get it on blu ray😂
Nah, i'm hoping for a Leprechaun series recount first. Since James has even said himself that his opinions on the movies have changed a lot since he did the Kill Count's at first. So i think it's fair to say that a leprechaun Kill Count recount should be on the cards.
Movie is in theatres for a day:
"kIlL CoUNT WheN!?"
To be fair it is on Peacock in the US, he could, but no idea if they’d slam the copyright down harder since it just came out. Plus not sure how easy it is getting footage from streaming.
@@milkgxng you want high quality vids, dontcha?
18:42 oh my lord the cut
I cracked up when he smacked her on the tree 🤣
I actually really liked how Jason looked at the start of this film. Easily one of the best Jason looks imo.
Yeah ikr, same
It was unique but it was weird it never made it in the game.
It’s my favorite look
Is James a wearing a "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" shirt? Because that is just amazing.
I was desperately searching the comments to see if someone else picked that up!!
@@brb_herding_cats Glad I could be of service!
That caught my eye easy on the first go! 😮
Or is it?
This is why I love James 😭
The liquid nitrogen kill is one of my favorite kills in all of horror movies
One of the best kills in the slasher history
We can say it was *COLD BLOODED* kill
There is a fun/ unexpected kill in Mindhunters (2004) you might enjoy
Yeah.
@Boruto Uzumaki Burrito! :D
3:40 we got 2 months
Prepare the nukes
“Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up…”
The intro makes my day every time I hear it. Anyone else?
Can't believe you didn't mention when they roasted Jason with the line "How does he function with a brain that small?" it was so funny.
Also, in a similar vein, when the one dude tried offering Jason money, and actually like, tried to have a conversation with him, I loved that so much, it was wonderful.
The names of the ships, Grendel and Tiamat, are both references to demons in ancient mythology: Grendel, the descendant of Cain, in Anglo-Saxon mythology; and Tiamat, ancient foe of the God-King Marduk, in Babylonian mythology. Jason is, presumably, the ancient demon from late-20th century Hollywood mythology.
Lol, he didn't add the 20000, but little did he know that Zoran would have a kill count with over 4000 people
It sucks the lawsuit happened and we missed out on getting Uber Jason in the game, especially considering we saw him at the end of the virtual cabin
screw the game its suck we haven't got a new friday the 13th movie and even though the lawsuit has been settled we probably still won't ever get a new one
@@aaroncoats1555 Nah, we had enough unoriginal and bad films. I would rather have a good Friday game.
@@balabanasireti that game sucked ass
@@aaroncoats1555 nah, the game was fun especially with friends
It sucks that it died after the lawsuit basically killed any possibility of future content
idea for a horror movie: jason-like killer, stuck on space ship, but every time someone is killed, they just pop them into a healing machine. an autodoc, or the nanomachine thing here. the killer has to get more and more violent, going from just stabbing to shooting to full on explosions and woodchippering.
obviously it'll be a comedy.
This movie needs to happen
Would actually love to see a Horror/Comedy like that. Bonus points for if the killer just visibly has to do mental maths to figure out why they are killing the same person twice.
@@GeneralMrDeath the badass character just keeps getting one shot, not even able to do more then get a one liner out each time, the funny guy is the hardest one to get, just this thing could write itself! ... clone army moment of just the killer getting zerg rushed!
Jason would be great for that. Imagine the double takes, ponderous head tilts, counting on his fingers, raging annoyance, and shoulder slumping.
This entire thread is exactly why this needs to happen.
“3, 2, 1, Let’s jam”
“Bronski must be some kinda of Tank”
…. I see what you did.
Cowboy Bebop reference for those less cultured.
A yes another man of culture
*alto saxophone plays in background*
I LOVED THIS james is a genius
I do too and I love it
4:20
"They fix Azrael's arm with NANOBOTS, SON!"
James has made a Metal Gear Rising reference. I have simply one word. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
"3, 2, 1 lets jam"
"Jason must be some kind of tank"
*screams in cowboy bebop
What's better is the battle suit kinda looks like spikes space suit
“3, 2, 1, let’s jam!”
Is that a reference to Cowboy Bebop?!
Yep definitely, in James’s interest as well as he follows it up with saying Tank
Time stamp?
I freaked out when I heard that
@@moon-knight2125 19:06
I find it amazing that when doing recounts, james can get into more depth on the movie and makes it intresting, it’s way more entertaining then the original, (not saying it was bad) but adding extra info is great, Fantastic work james!
that's exactly why he said he was doing this
Ya they're like extended cuts of the original vids
@@lilcrazyaaron209 yes I know, but I’m just saying nice work
17:11 anakin as soon as he even listens to palpatine
6:44 This is hands down my favorite death scene in both Jason X, and maybe the entire Friday the 13th series.
For real life
How unique
I like Uber Jason, he actually kinda creeps me out with his red eyes and the fact that you can see both through the mask makes it even more menacing
James: Dull machete for lamest kill
Auto-generated subtitles: Homeless eddy for lemur’s kill
If you count the people from the space station, using the same rules as Dude Bro Party Massacre, Jason X would be the true Kill Count champion 🏆.
Jason’s eyes in this makes him look like a Sith Lord to me… I don’t know why but now I can’t unsee it
Darth Jason
It's treason, then.
@@dylang1138 did i ever tell you the tragedy of darth jason the ugly
@@marveyzing1495 leave Jason alone
@@ifeeldeadinsideD2 oh shit i wasn't meaning to be mean to jason sorry
The best Jason kill, Adrienne’s liquid nitrogen face shattering kill.
*AAAAAA IM TIRED OF IT, AAAAAAAA*
Yea even WatchMojo loved that kill.
@@99thJediWarrior I know. It’s the best kill and I love watchmojo. They love me. I was actually there 20,000,000th follower even though I followed them for a long time, but I was their 20,000,000th follower and that’s why they started doing top 20’s of topics instead of just top 10. Also, b/c I was their 20,000,000th follower they let me choose whatever topic I wanted and I chose top 10 craziest disaster film scenes in movies.
20:23
real title: 'Jason in Space"
Space Australia!
Yep
Jason In Spacon
No it’s Jason IN SPAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEE
@UnluckyToonLink aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
SEEEEND CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW FLYING HIGHER THAN EEEEEEVER BEFOOOOOORRE
James trying not to laugh at 18:07 shows that immature humor is the best
“3, 2, 1, let’s jam. Jason must be some kind of Tank.”
Honestly my favorite line of this video.
Jason X will always have a special place in my heart as it's the first movie in the franchise I was able to sneak in to see in theaters. Long Live Uber Jason.
Why is not the frist one from 1980
@@cristiano4164I wasn't alive in 1980. Jason X was the first Jason movie I was alive and old enough to see in theaters.
"then stoney get's dragged away so he can go become an italian popstar" Love that lizzie mcguire reference 😂
I thought I was the only one who got it!
I had no idea that was the same actor until he said that
I love that Dead Space got a little inspiration from this film, with the head Squeek of Dallas's head sliding down the wall - that being the Headbutting dude AND that Peter Mensah's character in this film was exactly the same as he played in Dead Space as Hammond
there are more, but I can't really remember the others without watching the full movie again
Ever since I first heard it, my brain will randomly replay Professor Lowe yelling "YOU PASSS!" at various times, and it still makes me laugh every time
Even growing up it SO pissed me off that they killed the hottest girl in the movie right off the bat. Also, yes, 20k kills would have been awesome.
She was too hot and needed to take a chill pill :)
“With a run time of 91 minutes that leaves us with an average of about 4 kills every second.”
Though I don’t blame James for not putting those 20k in the count because 1. Pics or it never happened, and 2. The deaths were incidental. Jason didn’t control the ship and crash it intentionally, he killed the pilot and the ship did it’s thing.
I love that this movie introduces the random connection between Jason and Grendel, a monster from the Beowulf, who comes out of a swamp/lake to kill people who party too hard and has a huge mommy complex... almost exactly like Jason
My friends and I were watching this movie on theater, and the part when he killed the hikers was the funniest part of all, we thought he was gonna get stoned with them.
14:22
For some reason i got this obscure feeling that James was referencing 300. And it checks out, that guy plays a Persian in the movie 300 that gets thrown into a pit. Gotta love this channel for its references
I will say
"This sucks on so many levels" got a good chuckle outta me
“Then Stoney gets dragged away so he can become an Italian popstar.”
Never did I imagine a Lizzue McGuire reference in a Kill Count. I guess this is what dreams are made of.
Sound familiar?
The liquid nitrogen kill is something you'd see in Mortal Kombat
🤭
I always loved his UberJason look. I wish we could have gotten him and the Grendel map in the game. If it wasn't for the lawsuit we could have gotten that also instead of Tommy appearing they could have gotten the Android girl to appear
What lawsuit
Imaging if the game included the space station as a map, they even could have used the simulator to have the normal cabins from the other maps.
they were going to add that if it werent for the lawsuit 😕
That Batman comic is one of the most iconic moments in the history of the character, so it probably is a reference
Agreed the odds they named the character Azurel and did the back break OVER THE KNEE it had to be
James should've counted the 20,000 bodies bc a year later, Dude Bro Party Massacre III shattered the record. Only Jason X can defeat it now.
most dead meat fans: oh boy if james were to do squid game it’d beat out the kill count for zombieland double tap!
*jason x fans waiting for james to just acknowledge the fact that jason killed thousands of people in a city.*
Or the 7 billion kills for cabin in the woods
@@mopc6284 i get the sentiment but these were on screen and for example something like US probably has a couple 100k kills technically considering we see the chain of people at the end spanning the US, but this one we see loud and clear and there is even a confirmed count of 20k
bro, I actually dig this Jason, the tools, mask, and future/robots, I feel it’s a nice change to Jason killing teenagers at his local lake, thank you for this amazing video James, keep up the hard work
Good reasons, but the entiretime I was like "why didn't they use the nanobots to fix them." Lol
Yeah.
This is my favorite Jason.
@@acy4259 same
3, 2, 1, Let’s Jam was great, but you really doubled up with that “Jason is a Tank!” line immediately after! 😆
Classy as always, James, with a new instant classic episode full of fun, creative kills!
See You, Space Counter...
I’m just hyped to watch Cowboy Bebop on Netflix next week
Canadian here. Well, it's 2024 and sadly we have not outlawed the sport yet. But I still got my poutine.
James: "First, he kills Azrael by breakin' the kid's back across his knee."
Me: I honestly thought James would toss in a WWE reference. Something along the lines of, "Like Kane used to do on Monday nights." 😀
He already did in his original Jason X video
When I saw this in the theaters, someone shouted "Talk about getting a facelift" when Jason killed Adrienne. There was a lot of laughs and applause at that.
My heart skipped a beat when you showed the Mythbusters footage, R.I.P Grant Imahara.
Holy shit! What happened?
@@deannas2778 I don't know the details, but I think he died of a brain aneurysm
so...what are we doing, fellow Canadians.
Apparently we’re not gonna be playing hockey!
We riot!
Finally, the Jason recount I've been looking forward to the most!
I got the bottomless pit bit. “THIS IS MADNESS!!!” “THIS IS SPARTA!!!”
"When she hits the ground, she hits the ground dead. I mean, there's no protector face, there's nothing."
"GIBBY!"
_Breaks ribs_