Jason X (2001) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  2 года назад +1149

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  • @soldancer
    @soldancer 2 года назад +4746

    So, does Jason know what the liquid nitrogen is? Or does he just think he's drowning a girl and then he's like "Holy shit, her head exploded!"

    • @vahlen5281
      @vahlen5281 2 года назад +768

      He probably just went with it when he witnessed its effect. Dude's pretty good at improvising, at least when it comes to killing.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 года назад +78

      Liquid Nitrogen isn't a new invention. How wouldn't he know about it.

    • @soldancer
      @soldancer 2 года назад +766

      @@DavidKen878 Something tells me between being presumed drowned in a lake, going on multiple killing sprees, dying, being brought back to life, dying again, being brought back to life yet again, and then going to space, he's probably not had a chance to brush up on basic chemistry.

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 2 года назад +39

      @@soldancer You don't have to brush up on science, or even know about it, to know what liquid nitrogen is. It's common knowledge. Also, what does his presumed drowning in the lake have to do with anything?

    • @soldancer
      @soldancer 2 года назад +308

      ​@@DavidKen878 I was trying to be funny by recounting Jason's life in which he was clearly busy doing other things than learning chemistry. I mean, my whole original comment and response is just a joke based on that premise. I'm not interested in arguing about whether he legitimately might have learned about liquid nitrogen for the sake of a stupid joke.

  • @claratalbot7613
    @claratalbot7613 2 года назад +7146

    "Guys it's okay. He just wanted his machete back." I laugh every time because I know what coming next & the facial expressions are priceless

    • @JJizz23
      @JJizz23 2 года назад +100

      That one's not bad, the best is when Jason is in the vortex. Hey you want some beer, Wanna smoke some pot, or we could have premarital sex. We love premarital sex!. Than instant kill, classic 🤣

    • @thomasprice5622
      @thomasprice5622 2 года назад +50

      I hated the professor was such a painful character. He was too smart for his own good

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 2 года назад +61

      @@BoniJNeto He disrespected Jason by doing that & nobody disrespects Jason

    • @claratalbot7613
      @claratalbot7613 2 года назад +11

      @@JJizz23 That one is also a classic of movie & is my second favorite kill. My favorite is of course Janessa's

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 года назад +11

      @@claratalbot7613 I think Janessa's kill is a reference to the Alien franchise too, that human/xeno hybrid thing died the same way, sucked out of the ship and minced on the way out, the main difference is that version of the kill wasn't instantaneous

  • @clammymercury395
    @clammymercury395 2 месяца назад +56

    As a Canadian, I am now rioting as hockey is apparently outlawed

  • @controllerplayer2091
    @controllerplayer2091 2 года назад +810

    “Guys it’s ok he just wanted his machete back.” That has to be my favorite line from any Friday movie.

  • @Art_Lean
    @Art_Lean 2 года назад +5266

    Still sad we never ended up getting Jason X for the Friday the 13th game

    • @fanffanlol3926
      @fanffanlol3926 2 года назад +231

      i miss that game

    • @millo1095
      @millo1095 2 года назад +258

      We might now since the lawsuits are done cross your fingers 🤞🤞

    • @montyburns3265
      @montyburns3265 2 года назад +598

      @@millo1095 they lost the case… we ain’t getting shit

    • @SwiiftyisHere
      @SwiiftyisHere 2 года назад +184

      some people worked together to make a custom Jason x map and skin, pretty cool.

    • @fanffanlol3926
      @fanffanlol3926 2 года назад +12

      @@millo1095 i hope to

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +4794

    “What’s his condition?”
    “He’s screwed”
    You gotta love the fitting puns after a horror kill

  • @MrSmuggypussPlays
    @MrSmuggypussPlays Год назад +218

    This probably wasn't like this in the movie but I love how when the virtual girls both screamed "premarital sex!" And it cutting to Jason bashing them in sleeping bags so funny for some reason 😭

    • @diegode415
      @diegode415 8 месяцев назад +32

      As much as I hate this movie's plot, it was funny how even AI knows how to make Jason pissed, although the "it's okay he just wanted his machete back" line after Jason killed 20,000 people was the best of tue whole movie in my opinion

    • @simondaniel4028
      @simondaniel4028 6 месяцев назад +17

      That's exactly how it happens, with one shot in between of Jason stopping to look at the camera to fourth-wall break. This film is bonkers.

  • @thewolfofmikawa8535
    @thewolfofmikawa8535 Год назад +258

    I swear Jason is like the world's most aggressive PSA for abstinence and its hilarious lmao.

  • @Valeoe
    @Valeoe 2 года назад +2692

    “It’s gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dogs”
    “Yeah, that ought do it”
    Best line here I think

    • @justFoxPLS
      @justFoxPLS 2 года назад +65

      The best one was: It's ok guys he just wanted his machete back!

    • @kuromifytheworld008
      @kuromifytheworld008 2 года назад +2

      sussy name

    • @harrisonfairchild4157
      @harrisonfairchild4157 2 года назад +11

      Okay here’s a second poke

    • @AIA2637
      @AIA2637 2 года назад +10

      @@justFoxPLS I was too young to watch this movie when it came out, but I can’t believe the amount of sarcasm and humor that was implemented into Jason X. I know the whole idea of Jason in space is supposed to be pretty silly. But overall it all makes the final product look like a parody of a more serious horror movie 😂

    • @trentharrison9905
      @trentharrison9905 2 года назад +5

      My dad and I quote this line more often than we probably should lol

  • @captainguyman7382
    @captainguyman7382 2 года назад +2868

    “I get real bitchy when I wake up”
    “Did ya just wake up?”
    Damn I think we found Jason a competitor cuz he just committed a murder

  • @Zer-yz2br
    @Zer-yz2br 2 года назад +73

    “What’s your alarm sound?”
    Jason: “It’s complicated…”

  • @StuckonStupid84
    @StuckonStupid84 9 месяцев назад +45

    Two things
    1. The creators behind this movie knew damn well it was gonna fail and still had fun with it.
    2. I'm fairly certain this movies whole existence is because it was taking too damn long to make Freddy vs Jason.

  • @tophatcat6424
    @tophatcat6424 2 года назад +794

    Those two digital women: *Dies*
    James: They're real to me!

    • @shockmazta3116
      @shockmazta3116 2 года назад +9

      And yet he doesn't count the 20k on the Solaris. He's fucking awful at this kill count thing. It's legit his one job and he can't even do that right.

    • @thedeafmaster4786
      @thedeafmaster4786 2 года назад +60

      @@shockmazta3116 be nice dude it’s a hard job going from frame to frame to count kills why don’t you try it if it’s so easy

    • @jimmyb5025
      @jimmyb5025 2 года назад +61

      @@shockmazta3116 But the amount given on Solaris wasn't even confirmed. The writer pulled a number out of his ass on Twitter.

    • @TheSurge0906
      @TheSurge0906 2 года назад +8

      @@shockmazta3116 Weren’t you caught hitting on children?

    • @SoupSultan
      @SoupSultan 2 года назад +7

      @@shockmazta3116 Why do you stick around then?

  • @AVGNROCKS1996
    @AVGNROCKS1996 2 года назад +627

    “You got the BFG”
    Never realized how much I wanted Doomguy to fight Jason now, but here we are.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 года назад +40

      The same Doomguy who killed a Hell Kaiju with his bare hands? I don't think that's a question that needs answering.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 года назад +34

      Doomguy would rip the shit out of Jason for sure

    • @iwatchyoutubealot
      @iwatchyoutubealot 2 года назад +15

      @@InitialPC
      maybe if you put doomguy from before the original doom game
      when he's more of just a newly recruited space marine than a legendary figure

    • @hispanic_individual7523
      @hispanic_individual7523 2 года назад +7

      Well doom guy will win no questions asked

    • @Dante-Balisk
      @Dante-Balisk 2 года назад +5

      Doomguy vs Jason Goes to Hell

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 2 года назад +111

    6:44 This is hands down my favorite death scene in both Jason X, and maybe the entire Friday the 13th series.

  • @aperson6500
    @aperson6500 6 месяцев назад +8

    "I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count"
    "We now put 800,000 bodies on the kill count."

  • @ninjawiz4475
    @ninjawiz4475 2 года назад +2210

    Final girl: “Why won’t you die?!”
    Jason: “Nanomachines, son.”

    • @yiik710
      @yiik710 2 года назад +139

      Played college ball, ya know

    • @ninjawiz4475
      @ninjawiz4475 2 года назад +120

      @@yiik710 Try university of Texas. Coulda gone pro If I hadn’t joined the navy.

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 2 года назад +100

      @@ninjawiz4475 I'm not like those beltway pansies, I could break the president in two.... WITH MY BARE HANDS

    • @ninjawiz4475
      @ninjawiz4475 2 года назад +98

      @@spaghettiman2.052 DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 2 года назад +65

      @@ninjawiz4475 What the hell are you...?

  • @OKmoomer
    @OKmoomer 2 года назад +2067

    "We've got three years until the Canadians riot!"
    As a Vancouver Canucks fan, this one hit me right in the feels.

    • @TheHitman3000
      @TheHitman3000 2 года назад +29

      You already rioted!

    • @ltakethefatlplease.3380
      @ltakethefatlplease.3380 2 года назад +3

      Nah Habs fan did that in the 40s, foreshadowing.

    • @TandJgaming
      @TandJgaming 2 года назад +15

      I’m from Alberta but I remember that. Y’all are nuts.

    • @downbythewater.
      @downbythewater. 2 года назад +8

      Both in 94 vs Rangers and 11 vs Bruins.

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 2 года назад +2

      I'm already canadian.

  • @Rougarou99
    @Rougarou99 2 года назад +7

    “Then Stoney gets dragged away so he can become an Italian popstar.”
    Never did I imagine a Lizzue McGuire reference in a Kill Count. I guess this is what dreams are made of.

  • @ohgodno2733
    @ohgodno2733 Год назад +29

    Jason x is a prime example of some of best horror movies to watch with friends in college campy,dumb,and entertaining

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 2 года назад +1272

    I love it in horror movies when a person is killed and then there is a pun. Imagine seeing your friend get slaughtered brutally, and you just crack a joke. The balls that person must have is too many to count.

    • @marveldude9824
      @marveldude9824 2 года назад +47

      Very Ash Williams like.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 2 года назад +37

      This came out when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was huge, of course everyone was quipping their heads off.

    • @Blackmorerainbowcatch
      @Blackmorerainbowcatch Год назад +9

      @@marveldude9824 even ash doesn't do that with people he cares about

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Год назад +1

      For real life

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN Год назад

      FALLS TO GROUND *FUCK M BRUCE WILLIS*

  • @psychodoofus
    @psychodoofus 2 года назад +805

    Unpopular opinion: pre nano Jason is one of the most well designed Jason’s, it looks so cool and more updated

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 года назад +91

      The fact he actually has hair and looks alive, not a zombie is weird, but other than that, I agree. He looks cool.

    • @m.degroot6837
      @m.degroot6837 2 года назад +64

      @@darklord884 He was locked up in that research facility for a while so he must have had a long time to regenerate his body or something. Idk why I'm trying to make sense of it?

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 года назад +19

      @@m.degroot6837 To quote Talion from Shadow of War: "Don't! Just don't!"

    • @silentjohnny4988
      @silentjohnny4988 2 года назад +4

      Thats funny I personally think it's his worst lol

    • @psychodoofus
      @psychodoofus 2 года назад +12

      @@666ZX Jason’s look after pt7 has always been inconsistent, plus we don’t talk about Jason goes to hell

  • @kuritsa
    @kuritsa Год назад +75

    After Dude Bro Party Massacre III, I'm waiting for James to recount this one more time, adding the 20 000 people that died in the space station explosion. As his new rules state, we have a hard number (technically from outside the movie but still) AND footage of the incident. The right amount of anti-Dude Bro pettiness is all it takes, Mr Janisse

    • @juniorayala185
      @juniorayala185 Год назад

      I don't think he'll recount this again

    • @kal_emat4947
      @kal_emat4947 7 месяцев назад +7

      And now after Emesis Blue with 800k

  • @jaxkhatter7710
    @jaxkhatter7710 21 день назад +11

    so...what are we doing, fellow Canadians.

  • @triceraranger92
    @triceraranger92 2 года назад +341

    "Nanobots, son!"
    Ah, yes, the Armstrong reference.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 года назад +15

      Good ol times with Metal Gear Rising

    • @wesleycoutonunes4064
      @wesleycoutonunes4064 2 года назад +1

      @@DodoRibeiro-ts6po DEATH SET LIST KILL (RECOUNT) JASON X (2001)
      02:40 #1.PRIVATE JOHNSON
      02:46 #2-5.4 SECURITY GUARDS
      02:53 #6.DR.WIMMER
      03:03 #7.SGT.MARCUS
      06:47 #8.ADRIENNE
      07:32 #9.STONEY
      08:35 #10.AZRAEL
      08:49 #11.DALLAS
      09:49 #12.SVEN
      10:01 #13.CONDOR
      10:17 #14.GEKO
      10:25 #15.KICKER
      10:33 #16.BRIGGS
      11:48 #17.CAPTAIN LOU
      12:41 #18-79.DIETE PEREZ,COMMS PERSON. & 60 SOLARIS SOLDIERS
      13:07 #80.PROFESSOR LOWE
      14:44 #81.CRUCTH
      15:04 #82.KINSA
      15:42 #83.JASON VOORHEES
      17:31 #84.WEYLANDER
      17:50 #85.JANESSA
      18:43 #86-87.2 VIRTUAL GIRLS
      19:26 #88.SGT BRODSKI
      20:01 IN THE END
      THE NUMBERS RESULTS
      GREY SOLDIERS: 60
      RED WOMEN: 7
      BLUE MAN: 21
      TOTAL: 88
      RANTIME: 91 MINUTES
      ONE KILL EVERY: 1.03 MINUTES

    • @triceraranger92
      @triceraranger92 2 года назад

      @@DodoRibeiro-ts6po Yeah, one of the hardest boss battles.

  • @thelonewolf191
    @thelonewolf191 2 года назад +460

    Jason cut off a student’s arm and they STILL brought him to their ship. They all had death coming

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 года назад +59

      Yeah because gravity made him do that not his own free will

    • @madisonhill3175
      @madisonhill3175 2 года назад

      @@axelnilsson5124 pp

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 года назад +10

      @@axelnilsson5124 Even the laws of physics know what Jason would do

    • @deathsaidhello
      @deathsaidhello 2 года назад +6

      he did it while he was literally asleep and died but came back stronger. Killing is his destiny, nothing stops it.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 2 года назад +4

      @@deathsaidhello On a side note, the animator from Ducktales Janie Lee made a wholesome spinoff where Jason is a camp counselor. It also has a crossover with Carrie

  • @michaelcontrucci9607
    @michaelcontrucci9607 Год назад +11

    Lol, he didn't add the 20000, but little did he know that Zoran would have a kill count with over 4000 people

  • @T0astedR0asted
    @T0astedR0asted 4 месяца назад +23

    THE CANADIANS ARE RIOTING

    • @dog-gie
      @dog-gie 2 месяца назад

      How's does this only have 5 likes 💀

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 2 года назад +454

    Freddy vs Jason has a Dead Meat record of being the only movie that was covered not just twice, but _three_ times.

    • @JoshSmith-fv1tx
      @JoshSmith-fv1tx 2 года назад +5

      Really? I remember seeing the original, did it get taken down or something and he had to redo it?

    • @saltystick_99
      @saltystick_99 2 года назад +37

      @@JoshSmith-fv1tx He did Freddy vs Jason the first time after covering the Friday the 13th movies first time around. Then he did it again after he covered the Nightmare on Elm Street and was more knowledgeable about Freddy's previous escapades.
      And now its gonna be the third time.

    • @JoshSmith-fv1tx
      @JoshSmith-fv1tx 2 года назад +20

      @@saltystick_99 Haha that's a record that will never be broken

    • @justinmacd4149
      @justinmacd4149 2 года назад +17

      The Rerecount

    • @budderchazerzgaming3915
      @budderchazerzgaming3915 2 года назад +10

      It should get counted again on April fools next year just to keep it going

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 2 года назад +652

    “Weylander” is DEFINITELY a reference to the Alien franchise. I mean, they weren’t even subtle xD

  • @joe-zf6kc
    @joe-zf6kc Месяц назад +15

    Its 2024 and the Canadians haven't rioted yet

    • @zamu2
      @zamu2 Месяц назад +5

      Eh, the year's still young

  • @juandalepringle420
    @juandalepringle420 2 года назад +19

    18:35
    That's the worst and most hilarious acting I've ever seen

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 года назад +643

    The sad fact this is the last time we got to see Kane Hodder as Jason in the franchise, just like Robert in NOES, his portrayal is legendary in the Friday movies

  • @the11thhour44
    @the11thhour44 2 года назад +235

    Never thought I'd hear James talk about Knightfall and Bane breaking the Bat. My inner comic nerd is very much pleased.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 года назад +10

      And now I got to know where they got the idea of Bane breaking Batman’s back in the dark knight rises

    • @chandllerburse737
      @chandllerburse737 7 месяцев назад

      @@axelnilsson5124 Wait until you hear the one about Jason and Lazarus both being in batman too.

  • @beelzebubcrumpethorn
    @beelzebubcrumpethorn 2 года назад +5

    4:20
    "They fix Azrael's arm with NANOBOTS, SON!"
    James has made a Metal Gear Rising reference. I have simply one word. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • @devilsaur
    @devilsaur Год назад +10

    17:11 anakin as soon as he even listens to palpatine

  • @cytorakdemon
    @cytorakdemon 2 года назад +922

    The neck break kill was Hodder's idea. The script called for Jason to quickly snap Sven's neck, but Hodder said he's done neck snaps with Jason before and was kinda bored of the idea, so he proposed to try something a little different and "slowly" break the guy's neck just to show Jason being extra assholish to this guy.
    After the performance, everyone agreed it was a better alternative, especially with the drawn out "pop pop pop crunch" sound, as opposed to a traditionally quick "crack". Dull machete could be given to a number of kills that happen off screen.
    Also fun fact, in the Jason X novels, Uber Jason regenerates his whole body from his mask and continues to do what he does best.

    • @47RoninGaming
      @47RoninGaming 2 года назад +29

      cool facts! thanks.

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 2 года назад +67

      And in the comics he just tanks the fall from orbit with no damage and proceeds to yeet a tree at some people.

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 года назад +41

      I'm sorry, Jason X *novels?*
      As in, they continued this story?
      Multiple times?

    • @cytorakdemon
      @cytorakdemon 2 года назад +73

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs Oh yeah, a series was made to continue from the novelization of Jason X.
      Jason X: The Experiment, a military research facility on Earth 2 captures Jason after the events of the movie and tries to make super soldiers using his regenerative DNA.
      Jason X: Planet of the Beast, another space ship finds Jason's body after the events of The Experiment, and a mad doctor tries to clone Jason.
      Jason X: Death Moon, Jason crashes on the Moon where there's a finishing school of rich girls after the events of PotB.
      Jason X: To The Third Power, I'm assuming after the events of DM, the finishing school is torn down and rebuilt into a super max prison to house Jason in the basement.
      Had to summarize the last two as I've only read up to Planet of the Beast. And these events are separate from the Jason X comics where Uber Jason fought Jason.

    • @trikalabris
      @trikalabris 2 года назад +57

      @@cytorakdemon Jeezus christ and this all began with a child drowning and his mom killing in revenge.

  • @FayeTheNerd
    @FayeTheNerd 2 года назад +569

    James: “NanoBugs son”
    me: “I used to play college ball, could’ve gone pro if I didn’t join the navy”

    • @moshymosh
      @moshymosh 2 года назад +26

      *IT'S TIME FOR **-JACK-** JASON TO LET 'ER RIP.*

    • @rekt8577
      @rekt8577 2 года назад +24

      The memes, Jason.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 2 года назад +12

      At some cushy Ivy League summer camp!
      Try university of Springwood

    • @weeping_me362
      @weeping_me362 2 года назад

      @@dastvan8002 😄😄

    • @koringavp3669
      @koringavp3669 2 года назад +4

      I was just like "did he really said that?"
      What a man of culture!

  • @otakustreetlivestreamenter6535
    @otakustreetlivestreamenter6535 2 года назад +15

    15:32 that's resident evil stuff there. 😂

  • @thefeatheredbutterfly7335
    @thefeatheredbutterfly7335 2 года назад +23

    20:23 I’m dying- 🤣

  • @master6of6omens6
    @master6of6omens6 2 года назад +426

    These “let’s get to the numbers” gags are getting increasingly funny and unexpected, I love it! 😂

    • @jcj268
      @jcj268 2 года назад +5

      Favorite part of the videos

    • @kadecoleman4104
      @kadecoleman4104 2 года назад +2

      I personally think they’re stupid and kinda cheesy but in a cute way. Kinda like a Down syndrome boy asking another Down syndrome girl to middle school prom and her saying yes, resulting in something really cute and wholesome but two chromosomes high of normal. You know what I mean?

    • @bruhitzcole9498
      @bruhitzcole9498 2 года назад +4

      @@kadecoleman4104 😭😭😭 bro what

    • @jamieklaman3659
      @jamieklaman3659 2 года назад

      Me too.

    • @extsyy
      @extsyy 2 года назад

      @@bruhitzcole9498 literally 💀

  • @sansdoofenshmirtz8371
    @sansdoofenshmirtz8371 2 года назад +331

    “We got 3 years until the Canadians riot” 😂 I fricken died

  • @deathrealm2211
    @deathrealm2211 2 года назад +12

    18:42 oh my lord the cut

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 7 месяцев назад +2

      I cracked up when he smacked her on the tree 🤣

  • @KeyMusic15
    @KeyMusic15 Год назад +9

    I wonder if the writer knew what he was doing when the ship hit the building during (2001) 💀

  • @oldknowledge64
    @oldknowledge64 2 года назад +273

    "it's okay. He just wanted his machete back."
    Has got to be the funniest line in Jason's history 🤣🤣🤣

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 2 года назад +5

      I also love how Jason tilts his head after he says that like "Is this guy fucking serious? Uh... Okay..."

  • @AngelXCX943
    @AngelXCX943 2 года назад +256

    When he went to the Golden Chainsaw, I like how James just skipped “I’ll give the Golden Chainsaw for coolest kill” and go straight to the Liquid Nitrogen death.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 года назад +10

      It’s like the nostalgia critic in his top 11 worst avatar episodes where he said “and the number one worst episode of avatar the last airbender is” but he only made it to “of” before he said “the great divide”

    • @sameerhafeez7029
      @sameerhafeez7029 2 года назад +3

      @@axelnilsson5124 dude the great divide is actually good

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 2 года назад +5

      @@sameerhafeez7029 I also think that (better than some episodes in the first half of season 3 for me) but basically every avatar fan agrees that the great divide is the worst episode and I didn’t know that until last year but it does explain why they didn’t include it in the recap episode

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 2 года назад +1

      @@sameerhafeez7029 I think the only reason people dislike it is because it just has no impact on the overall story, and it is pretty cliche.
      I like the episode though

  • @southerntastey
    @southerntastey Год назад +7

    If you count the people from the space station, using the same rules as Dude Bro Party Massacre, Jason X would be the true Kill Count champion 🏆.

  • @UnpaidComedian
    @UnpaidComedian Год назад +9

    James trying not to laugh at 18:07 shows that immature humor is the best

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 2 года назад +995

    Okay, time to see if James actually counted the Space Station kills this time.

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 2 года назад +101

      he does. but just ones confirmed in the film. Which is fair enough. :)

    • @KobayashiStevens
      @KobayashiStevens 2 года назад +59

      Well yes but actually, no

    • @aidanrfleming
      @aidanrfleming 2 года назад +7

      kind of😌

    • @PinkFloydBootlegs
      @PinkFloydBootlegs 2 года назад +13

      He counts SOME kills, which is really dumb.

    • @xandi9081
      @xandi9081 2 года назад +71

      If he did, then the kill count for Cabin in the woods wouldve been 7 billion.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 2 года назад +159

    The trend of studios bringing their horror icons into Space will always be hilarious to me .

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 года назад +14

      Ironically, Freddy is still immune to it, despite him sometimes being the campiest of all of them. Although he is also the best of them, so maybe that's why they weren't willing to mess him up with the space treatment.

    • @ethanwatson6131
      @ethanwatson6131 2 года назад +7

      @@darklord884 has it happened to anyone but jason, leperchaun, and pinhead?

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 2 года назад +1

      @@ethanwatson6131 the critters from critters

    • @fidelgarcia2224
      @fidelgarcia2224 2 года назад +2

      @@darklord884 i remember reading somewhere that they also wanted to do a Michael Myers in space movie too

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 2 года назад +1

      @@lordinquisitor6233 Well Critters CAME from space in the first place, so there it makes sense.

  • @haygenvice
    @haygenvice 9 месяцев назад +9

    The liquid nitrogen kill is something you'd see in Mortal Kombat

  • @NickelConsumer
    @NickelConsumer Год назад +7

    "20,000 people died in the explosion, but I'm not gonna put 20,000 people on the kill count!"
    ..Oh past james, if only you knew...

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 2 года назад +783

    "But you know to kill this dude you gotta kick him down a bottomless pit"
    That sounds like madness

  • @spacey-sam
    @spacey-sam 2 года назад +96

    I love the Cowboy Bebop references at 19:06!
    The “3-2-1 let’s jam” and calling Jason a “tank” I love it so much

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 2 года назад +6

      Rest in peace, Brodski. See you later, Space Cowboy.

    • @yezzuuuhh1989
      @yezzuuuhh1989 2 года назад

      @@ichigoeater what happened

    • @ichigoeater
      @ichigoeater 2 года назад

      @@yezzuuuhh1989 Lol, another Cowboy Bebop reference, in honor of the fallen character. The actor, as far as I know, is perfectly fine.

  • @Action-Hero
    @Action-Hero 6 месяцев назад +7

    Think about it James. If you counted the 20,000 people who died on Solaris you never would’ve had to give the Kill Count Championship belt to Dude Bro Party Massacre 3.

  • @ImInevitable1987
    @ImInevitable1987 2 года назад +10

    20:20 golden chainsaw 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 2 года назад +175

    Upon rewatching it numerous times this movie kinda grows into me, that liquid nitrogen kill is solid gold, one of the best in the series

    • @kappincupcakes
      @kappincupcakes 2 года назад +3

      Did......did you just say growed

    • @toriisapotato
      @toriisapotato 2 года назад

      agreed

    • @rairose4944
      @rairose4944 2 года назад +2

      How can it be solid gold when it's literally liquid nitrogen?

    • @shark4wd
      @shark4wd 2 года назад +2

      @@rairose4944 like its as good as solid gold

    • @rairose4944
      @rairose4944 2 года назад

      @@shark4wd Ah, you see, I understand that. I was simply crafting a joke out of states of matter and elements.

  • @joshuamckeown2515
    @joshuamckeown2515 2 года назад +435

    “They are his alarm clock” Jason must have the best hearing and the way he sat up made me laugh

    • @quickman2663
      @quickman2663 2 года назад +1

      They are also RUclips's que to force James into censoring this video.

    • @deeetrayyy1686
      @deeetrayyy1686 2 года назад +1

      He sat up how I do when my lady say she wanna smash 😂

    • @mavnerd
      @mavnerd 2 года назад +17

      Jason sit up like The Undertaker

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX Год назад +8

      PTSD Alarm Clock

    • @quiviknotpotato6806
      @quiviknotpotato6806 Год назад +9

      Jason: Hears the quietest moan in history.
      Also Jason: *W H O S U M M O N E D M E*

  • @MickyC420
    @MickyC420 2 года назад +16

    18:04 best part of this entire episode 😂😂😂

  • @Technoirz
    @Technoirz Год назад +8

    My friends and I were watching this movie on theater, and the part when he killed the hikers was the funniest part of all, we thought he was gonna get stoned with them.

  • @jackryan444
    @jackryan444 2 года назад +183

    “3, 2, 1, Let’s jam”
    “Bronski must be some kinda of Tank”
    …. I see what you did.

  • @queeze2703
    @queeze2703 2 года назад +121

    "3, 2, 1 lets jam"
    "Jason must be some kind of tank"
    *screams in cowboy bebop

    • @AngelLoeza
      @AngelLoeza 2 года назад +2

      What's better is the battle suit kinda looks like spikes space suit

  • @Alex_the_ink_demon
    @Alex_the_ink_demon 4 месяца назад +10

    2024 IS HERE! PREPARE THE DEFENSES MEN!

  • @cakebake6608
    @cakebake6608 2 года назад +20

    We will riot. Be afraid. That's the only thing we riot for anyways. Hockey is our life. 3:38

  • @dariconable
    @dariconable 2 года назад +238

    real title: 'Jason in Space"

    • @hellgunshotgun556
      @hellgunshotgun556 2 года назад +3

      Space Australia!

    • @SnuggieMaple
      @SnuggieMaple 2 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @CookieBat16
      @CookieBat16 2 года назад +1

      Jason In Spacon

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 2 года назад +1

      No it’s Jason IN SPAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEE

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 2 года назад +3

      @UnluckyToonLink aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
      SEEEEND CONTROLS TO OUTER SPACE NOW FLYING HIGHER THAN EEEEEEVER BEFOOOOOORRE

  • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
    @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 2 года назад +203

    “3, 2, 1, let’s jam!”
    Is that a reference to Cowboy Bebop?!

    • @a.q.5775
      @a.q.5775 2 года назад +24

      Yep definitely, in James’s interest as well as he follows it up with saying Tank

    • @moon-knight2125
      @moon-knight2125 2 года назад +1

      Time stamp?

    • @gregswain1754
      @gregswain1754 2 года назад +1

      I freaked out when I heard that

    • @TheGameCube64Guy
      @TheGameCube64Guy 2 года назад

      @@moon-knight2125 19:06

  • @drew_harrison
    @drew_harrison 4 месяца назад +9

    I wonder if I’m the first person watching this after hockey was outlawed

  • @peterreid2704
    @peterreid2704 Год назад +4

    That scene when Jason choked that black dude through the wall was my favorite scene 🤣🤣😂

  • @zjmadman
    @zjmadman 2 года назад +175

    Janessa's death genuinely scarred me as a kid and created a phobia in of itself

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 года назад +26

      Well you'll never have to worry about it irl unless you become an astronaut.

    • @Coffeedrinker445
      @Coffeedrinker445 2 года назад +4

      Same. To this day that scene is hard to watch.

    • @mikantsumiki1747
      @mikantsumiki1747 2 года назад +5

      “Oh this sucks on so many levels!”

  • @icetray2727
    @icetray2727 2 года назад +200

    The liquid nitrogen kill is one of my favorite kills in all of horror movies

  • @MultiHippie13
    @MultiHippie13 Год назад +6

    If you counted those 20,000, then you wouldn't have had to give up the belt.

  • @andrewblanchard2398
    @andrewblanchard2398 Год назад +9

    11:50
    " RASPBERRY ,
    I HATE RASPBERRY ,
    LONESTAR ! "

  • @katking9574
    @katking9574 2 года назад +188

    idea for a horror movie: jason-like killer, stuck on space ship, but every time someone is killed, they just pop them into a healing machine. an autodoc, or the nanomachine thing here. the killer has to get more and more violent, going from just stabbing to shooting to full on explosions and woodchippering.
    obviously it'll be a comedy.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook 2 года назад +12

      This movie needs to happen

    • @GeneralMrDeath
      @GeneralMrDeath 2 года назад +35

      Would actually love to see a Horror/Comedy like that. Bonus points for if the killer just visibly has to do mental maths to figure out why they are killing the same person twice.

    • @katking9574
      @katking9574 2 года назад +19

      @@GeneralMrDeath the badass character just keeps getting one shot, not even able to do more then get a one liner out each time, the funny guy is the hardest one to get, just this thing could write itself! ... clone army moment of just the killer getting zerg rushed!

    • @SpoonyBard88
      @SpoonyBard88 2 года назад +11

      Jason would be great for that. Imagine the double takes, ponderous head tilts, counting on his fingers, raging annoyance, and shoulder slumping.

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 2 года назад +7

      This entire thread is exactly why this needs to happen.

  • @dassphinx4697
    @dassphinx4697 2 года назад +253

    FINALLY! The one I've been waiting to see again, this is my childhood gem

    • @khankake9576
      @khankake9576 2 года назад +2

      This was the worst film in the franchise. A 20-year-old steaming plie of crap.

    • @ryanjones5385
      @ryanjones5385 2 года назад +15

      @@khankake9576 You seem like a fun person

    • @MR.ICE.
      @MR.ICE. 2 года назад +7

      @@khankake9576
      Someone must’ve shit in your cornflakes.

    • @RedCommunistDragon
      @RedCommunistDragon 2 года назад

      Well all the Friday films are pretty much garbage but they’re entertaining as hell (Except for Jason takes Manhattan)

    • @depecher6s311
      @depecher6s311 2 года назад +5

      @Blade Runner I liked all kinds of crap when I was a little kid, that doesn’t change the fact the nostalgia brings a lot of enjoyment.

  • @lucky8ball223
    @lucky8ball223 4 месяца назад +6

    Welp... Hockey is now outlawed.

  • @SpriteMonke
    @SpriteMonke 3 месяца назад +4

    Watching in 2024 i can confirm hockey still exists

    • @HVL_D
      @HVL_D 2 месяца назад

      sadly

  • @sydandpie146
    @sydandpie146 2 года назад +438

    Fun fact, that "future machete" is called a Billhook. its still a machete, just has a weird unique name and i honestly really like the billhook. im pretty sure its specifically meant to be used for cutting through thick bushes or tree branches- not like the normal machete isnt used for that anyways lol.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Год назад +16

      It's a variant skin.

    • @thedarkandgamer4082
      @thedarkandgamer4082 Год назад +4

      Yep

    • @thedarkandgamer4082
      @thedarkandgamer4082 Год назад +3

      @@ultramarinescaptain3840 yep

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 10 месяцев назад +8

      So I’m looking it up and it seems that the billhook is better for working around trees or other plants because the hook protects the edge as well as pulls whatever you’re cutting into the blade.

    • @sydandpie146
      @sydandpie146 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@that_pan_chick8650 ah, that explains it. Thank you!

  • @moughts1952
    @moughts1952 2 года назад +108

    "A shotgun shell necklace"
    That observation hurt my soul James, I don't even think those are bullets

    • @ryandesselle5457
      @ryandesselle5457 2 года назад +15

      Yeah I think they’re just little spikes

    • @Bodharas
      @Bodharas Год назад +1

      It's just a play on a pooka shell necklace. He is being factitious. "what is that even.."

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Год назад +1

      Even think those are bullets

  • @horse_tornado7820
    @horse_tornado7820 Год назад +5

    James' head movements while he talks are just great lol

  • @williamburns2.026
    @williamburns2.026 2 года назад +10

    These "Kill count: Recount" videos are fun.
    Mainly because you get to see how far James has come over the years.

  • @gyromothman
    @gyromothman 2 года назад +280

    Fun fact: Peter Mensah, Brodski’s actor, was in another piece of space station horror media! He was the voice and face for Zach Hammond in Dead Space and was almost as badass as he is in this movie

    • @tear4567
      @tear4567 2 года назад +15

      You’re right, I thought I recognized him, just played through it a few days ago

    • @dragontalon9158
      @dragontalon9158 2 года назад +10

      That is right, and imo, anyone whose got the guts to go toe to toe with a Brute while injured and without plot armor is extremely badass.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 года назад +5

      He's One in Resident Evil. Gets cut into eeny pieces.

    • @theGhostfaceKiller666
      @theGhostfaceKiller666 2 года назад +1

      @@dragontalon9158 damn right

    • @arbiterprime2145
      @arbiterprime2145 2 года назад +2

      @@elenachristian9860 thats actually Colin Salmon, who meets a similar end in Alien vs Predator. They do look and sound Very similar though.

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 2 года назад +142

    It sucks the lawsuit happened and we missed out on getting Uber Jason in the game, especially considering we saw him at the end of the virtual cabin

    • @aaroncoats1555
      @aaroncoats1555 2 года назад +4

      screw the game its suck we haven't got a new friday the 13th movie and even though the lawsuit has been settled we probably still won't ever get a new one

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 2 года назад +9

      @@aaroncoats1555 Nah, we had enough unoriginal and bad films. I would rather have a good Friday game.

    • @aaroncoats1555
      @aaroncoats1555 2 года назад +3

      @@balabanasireti that game sucked ass

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 2 года назад +2

      @@aaroncoats1555 nah, the game was fun especially with friends
      It sucks that it died after the lawsuit basically killed any possibility of future content

  • @magicdogstudios6624
    @magicdogstudios6624 8 месяцев назад +11

    3:45 UNDERTALE!!?!?!?
    why am I like this

  • @jakey4538
    @jakey4538 2 года назад +3

    “Why you in that bed bud”
    “I can’t move “
    Had me dead 😭💀

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 2 года назад +275

    Is James a wearing a "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" shirt? Because that is just amazing.

    • @brb_herding_cats
      @brb_herding_cats 2 года назад +11

      I was desperately searching the comments to see if someone else picked that up!!

    • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
      @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 2 года назад +3

      @@brb_herding_cats Glad I could be of service!

    • @twist58
      @twist58 2 года назад +4

      That caught my eye easy on the first go! 😮

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 года назад

      Or is it?

    • @Rockett1600
      @Rockett1600 2 года назад +1

      This is why I love James 😭

  • @jdcranjis5490
    @jdcranjis5490 2 года назад +324

    James, brace yourself for all the Halloween kills requests, even though we all know it’s the first thing you’ll do when you get it on blu ray😂

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 2 года назад +7

      Nah, i'm hoping for a Leprechaun series recount first. Since James has even said himself that his opinions on the movies have changed a lot since he did the Kill Count's at first. So i think it's fair to say that a leprechaun Kill Count recount should be on the cards.

    • @NokoFace
      @NokoFace 2 года назад +11

      Movie is in theatres for a day:
      "kIlL CoUNT WheN!?"

    • @TDM1138
      @TDM1138 2 года назад +2

      To be fair it is on Peacock in the US, he could, but no idea if they’d slam the copyright down harder since it just came out. Plus not sure how easy it is getting footage from streaming.

    • @ahmeliuh
      @ahmeliuh 2 года назад +1

      @@toast1672 you want high quality vids, dontcha?

  • @ScorpionNova
    @ScorpionNova 3 месяца назад +8

    its 2024 guys lets ban Hockey now

  • @xAxQuickstrike
    @xAxQuickstrike 2 года назад +5

    "set this in the future so it wouldn't mess up the timeline for Freddy vs Jason"
    I remember reading a theory that Jason X is just a dream Freddy crafted for Jason after pulling him into the ground at the end of Jason goes to hell to test how good of a killer he is so he could revive him to make people remember him on Elm street.

  • @Phreddyjr116
    @Phreddyjr116 2 года назад +50

    “Welcome to the kill count, where we tally up…”
    The intro makes my day every time I hear it. Anyone else?

  • @JulyssaMT
    @JulyssaMT 2 года назад +95

    James: Dull machete for lamest kill
    Auto-generated subtitles: Homeless eddy for lemur’s kill

  • @FaintAcrobat
    @FaintAcrobat 2 месяца назад +1

    I remember when I found the movie online and downloaded it. I hadn't heard about it before and didn't actually know it was a Friday the 13th movie until i started watching it. It was amazing at the time(to a 13-14yr old kid). When I went to school the next day and talked about it, no obe believed me because it wasn't released. So I made a DVD out of it(it took hours to figure out since we just got a PC with a DVD burner and I hadn't used it yet) and lent it out to all my friends and I even made a friend when this goth dude asked me about it. He liked horror movies as well so we bonded over them and he was one of my best friends until I left for my military service and we lost touch after that.

  • @iamtherealsentaliium
    @iamtherealsentaliium 2 года назад +9

    i'ma be honest, this is the funniest friday film

  • @tom7275
    @tom7275 2 года назад +157

    I find it amazing that when doing recounts, james can get into more depth on the movie and makes it intresting, it’s way more entertaining then the original, (not saying it was bad) but adding extra info is great, Fantastic work james!

    • @lilcrazyaaron209
      @lilcrazyaaron209 2 года назад +2

      that's exactly why he said he was doing this

    • @YungGupta
      @YungGupta 2 года назад

      Ya they're like extended cuts of the original vids

    • @tom7275
      @tom7275 2 года назад

      @@lilcrazyaaron209 yes I know, but I’m just saying nice work

  • @JakeDriver
    @JakeDriver 2 года назад +248

    I actually really liked how Jason looked at the start of this film. Easily one of the best Jason looks imo.

    • @spooda1237
      @spooda1237 Год назад +10

      Yeah ikr, same

    • @night-x6793
      @night-x6793 10 месяцев назад +3

      It was unique but it was weird it never made it in the game.

    • @ThePilleroflightning
      @ThePilleroflightning 7 месяцев назад

      It’s my favorite look

  • @DespairMMX3030
    @DespairMMX3030 9 месяцев назад +5

    James should've counted the 20,000 bodies bc a year later, Dude Bro Party Massacre III shattered the record. Only Jason X can defeat it now.

  • @PIXEL-yt3fu
    @PIXEL-yt3fu Год назад +5

    I love that Dead Space got a little inspiration from this film, with the head Squeek of Dallas's head sliding down the wall - that being the Headbutting dude AND that Peter Mensah's character in this film was exactly the same as he played in Dead Space as Hammond
    there are more, but I can't really remember the others without watching the full movie again

    • @chandllerburse737
      @chandllerburse737 7 месяцев назад

      When i think of Dead Space inspiration i think of Alien, The Thing and Event Horizon.
      Never Jason X lol.

  • @friendlystrangerontheinter8228
    @friendlystrangerontheinter8228 2 года назад +74

    "then stoney get's dragged away so he can go become an italian popstar" Love that lizzie mcguire reference 😂

    • @aristamicah
      @aristamicah 2 года назад +8

      I thought I was the only one who got it!

    • @dramamole
      @dramamole 2 года назад +1

      I had no idea that was the same actor until he said that

  • @tomg9557
    @tomg9557 2 года назад +49

    The names of the ships, Grendel and Tiamat, are both references to demons in ancient mythology: Grendel, the descendant of Cain, in Anglo-Saxon mythology; and Tiamat, ancient foe of the God-King Marduk, in Babylonian mythology. Jason is, presumably, the ancient demon from late-20th century Hollywood mythology.

  • @miketrapper0464
    @miketrapper0464 2 года назад +16

    8:41 this comic is really cool, it was inspiration for The Dark Knight Rises, the sequel to The Dark Knight where Bane breaks Batman’s back and paralyzes him and punishes him, it’s really good you don’t have to read it, your not into this kind of stuff but it definitely is the inspiration, also Jason is the Batman of the slashers