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Some of it, yes, but some of it he did actually need to legally give to Judith for alimony & child support when Jake were small. But yeah, I agree, a lot of his is HIS anyways.
he found out that JUDITH hid money in the devoice, I would have gone to a judge and press changes, she have to pay me BACK that money with interest, it was over a 100k.
Lorifii+ fuck that let Charlie and his mom rot in hell with Judith after sucking the life out of him fuck them too and that bitch Judith they could burn in hell yeah bad Alan it your time fuck the world
I like to think that this is the last cannonical episode in the series, and that many years later, Alan went mad from his success of his Ponzi scheme and became Lex Luthor from CW's Supergirl.
This is more like a stock/security brokers way. They would urge you to keep investing, cause wether you make a profit or a loss they will get there cut.
Expand and advertise what ? His failed one man chiropractor business ? He cant even afford to live in his own place, spending money on failed business would be stupid.He did the thing what every con artist does : spent the money to his own pleasure like there is no tomorrow.
I never understood why it failed tho. The only factor is not enough customers(advertising) and not enough returning customers(satisfaction with product,). Only thing that would make a customer not return is Alan being very poor at his job which he could use the money he got to invest in other workers.
@@stagna1959 he's not a failed chiropractor, all of his money goes to Judith. In one episode, it was revealed he writes $4,000 checks to her monthly for allimony/child support/etc. He only profits a couple hundred a month. If that.
@@ADreadBellow It failed because he lacked ambition to go into work. He had to pay $3700 per month for years in alimony. Sounds like the child support until age eighteen was ridiculously high too, at least another thousand per month. And that's money after the government's taxes. Add in his business rent and expenses. (He eventually fakes his death to get away from unpaid rent.) He could have been grossing $150k+ per year and only walking away with a few hundred dollars per month to spend on his personal expenses. Years of that eventually broke him. Especially with his free wheeling brother around. At least when Judith and Herb married, the alimony went away.
You can’t over do anything in a business what? Lol if you keep working on it. It’ll never die it’s when you quit and half ass it is when it’ll go to shit. Alan just didn’t know how to handle everything
The problem isn’t that he didn’t know when to stop. The problem is that he did stop. It’s called a “Ponzi Scheme”, and they only “work” with an ever expanding base of investors on the bottoms to pay previous investors. Kind of like Social Security. It’s going to be empty by the time my generation can retire because he money we are forced to pay into the system isn’t even enough to pay for the Baby Boomers retirements. You have a very small, and still shrinking working population trying to support the world’s largest and richest generation that refused to have enough kids to support their Ponzi Scheme.
I don’t know shit about bitcoin but it seems like a great candidate for a bubble and collapse.military might still controls world currency the u.s. and president are still in that position of dominance for now.
@733Rafael Your just another pompous tinfoil hat ass trying to hustle people, your smart enough to hustle the stupid but not smart enough to not look stupid to people who are as intelligent as you want to be.
He honestly could’ve gotten out of this okay if he paid everyone back a decent size of their money, not all of it because he can’t, and told them all the investment didn’t work out
As long as i finish all the episodes with charlie i start watching them again from the begining when charlie dies... may be the 10th time i am rewatching this show 😆 Two and a half men ends when charlie dies 😑 🔁 🔁
What no? That was a different scheme.. They made stocks seems like the company was doing really good by secretely buying the stocks themselves, then when people started buying, they sold what they had bought but at a larger price. Hense they left the customers to realize the company they invested in wasnt actually as good as they had "predicted".
No that’s pump and dump. Bigging up a stock to investors so that the stock price goes up, then dumping your position to leave the investors high and dry.
Not really no. Banks loan your money out to other people and, in exchange for allowing them to do so, they pay you interest. Banks primarily make money via lending and receiving interest on those loans. A ponzi scheme differs in that you can't fully resolve all your debts. You are borrowing money to pay off your debt to somebody else.
@@arstulex Banks borrow money that didn't exist before and charge interest on it. They create money from nothing through a simple booking rate (Fiat Money). In this clip Alan also borrowed Money he didnt have and fooled his friends and family with this trick to give him even more. Not quite the same, but pretty close to our criminal bank system.
@@MrPaperVader You do realise most (if not all) of the cash you have ever touched is fiat money, right? Fiat money just means the physical object that represents the currency doesn't hold the value of the currency it represents. For example, the physical paper that a $5 bill is printed on doesn't have a value of $5. The bill is only worth $5 because it is mutually agreed upon with the government to be worth $5. The opposite of this are currencies that use actual gold coins, for example, where the coin itself IS the value that you are trading with, not just a representation of value. Yes, banks do technically deal with money that doesn't exist. This is essentially done so that when they are lending your money out to people, you don't lose access to any of it. Whilst portions of my money are technically being lended out to people for loans by the bank, I can still see and withdraw all of my money from the bank if I wish. The only time this presents an issue is if a lot of people try to withdraw all of their money at once. Banks actually have extra money stowed away to act as a buffer when this type of thing occurs, so long as you're not hitting national crisis levels of mass withdrawals. This is nothing at all like a ponzi scheme. Ponzi schemes aren't dealing with money that doesn't exist, they are just paying off early investors with money from later investors. The problem here is that A, it's done without the knowledge of the investors themselves and B, it's incredibly unstable because the scheme itself does not generate any actual profit from providing a service or product (whereas a bank does), this means as soon as new investors stop appearing the whole scheme collapses and everyone besides the guy at the top loses everything.
Are you being sarcastic? This has been hundred times, billions of money were included and multiple people got alot of jail times. A quick google search of ponzi schemes will list you alot of them that were successful.
A cousin of mine did the same thing Alen did and collected over half a million from mainly relatives and also strangers. He actually opened a company and hired 15 people. He paid his customers back with interest for months to make it believable and to get more referrals. Half a million turned into 6 millions after 9 months. He then was sued when he stopped paying back. He ended receiving life in prison but by the time he was living in china and still lives there. He lost his wife who remarried and children. His father ( my uncle ) got depressed and had a stroke. He remarried and had more kids but I have no doubt he will pay for what he did come judgement day especially for what he did to his parents and wife and kids. He tried to get me to invest but I was going through divorce and declined.
@@pattimcb31 lmao it most certainly is not?? I would ask for a proof of payment and ask what the business is about and want to hear his business plan. Wtf?
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Before you people say bad things about editing, you people should know that I had to show this video during my presentation of business ethics, so I had to edit the hooker and coke scene.
And another thing, you can't upload the full episode or you will get a copyright strike from RUclips.
I really loved it. Thanks for uploading this.
Lex Luthor’s doppelgänger...
Its alright I own RUclips you can now allow to upload full episode.
I hope you taught them how to become better at ponzi schemes.
What's the ending? Alan must have been busted by how that's to watch.
Take all of Judith's money. It's his anyway
semjaavria YES!!
semjaavria+ he should get back the house that Judith living in kick her out
Wasn’t that a part of the divorce settlement?
Some of it, yes, but some of it he did actually need to legally give to Judith for alimony & child support when Jake were small.
But yeah, I agree, a lot of his is HIS anyways.
Nope it was actually herbs money
2:27 Casually Carries 4000$ cash while drinking coffee
You can get hooker and coke in any places.
thats how i intend to roll one day
Hate the editing here. 1st scene on couch he had 5k in his sweatpants. Called it 3 hookers and a Philly cheese steak. Yum.
@@mudassirahmed1998 Lol I bet you did. Hope you did well and thanks for the upload anyway. Brought back a few good laughs.
"101 benefits of being a Jingle writer"
he should have just paid charlie and his mom back, and leave judith behind 😂
Yeah it could be smart move
lorifii+ nah fuck Charlie and his mom they were two big reasons that lead to Alan downfall so they deserved to be screw
Lorfii Usually the exwives know when to call the lawyer
he found out that JUDITH hid money in the devoice, I would have gone to a judge and press changes, she have to pay me BACK that money with interest, it was over a 100k.
Lorifii+ fuck that let Charlie and his mom rot in hell with Judith after sucking the life out of him fuck them too and that bitch Judith they could burn in hell yeah bad Alan it your time fuck the world
Ponzi schemes explained in 3 minutes😂😂
So true
Bernie Madoff was a student of Alan Harper Academy :D
Lets say, entire economy in 3 minutes. Banks did the same, and still doin it.
@@megamen7353 banks loans money with 5, 10% interest and gets back to you 0.4%
It’s called banking
I'm willing to assume this actually educated some people.
Well, apparently the uploader showed it to some kind of business presentation lol
Oh Carl.
You place too much hope in people.
Yes, many people started the same business.
Not really, it doesn't work like that
I always loved this episode. Especially how he smiles sinisterly when his back is towards them then turns around with a quizzical look. 😂😂😂😂
Me also like this series...
Damn this Charlie looks like a zombie version of Charlie from season 1
i'd have him stoned out and drunk and looking like a zombie rather than ruin it by replacing him.
@Jonatán VarholI know Kutcher isn't a bad actor ,but the show without Charlie sheen is just not enjoyable.
He was so wasted by this point that he could barely keep his eyes open.
Taekwondo Time #winning
Still we missed him after his last episode in Season 8
Drugs made Charlie age 20 years in 8 years
Yeah he looked terrible in the last season he was in. Such a shame.
@@dufferego87 on the contrary they made him age 20 years in 6 months. Start of Season 8 until it’s premature end.
As long the show was good.
he was struggling with hiv secret too
He looks freaking old in this episode
I like to think that this is the last cannonical episode in the series, and that many years later, Alan went mad from his success of his Ponzi scheme and became Lex Luthor from CW's Supergirl.
Love your theory
Ah, and after Alan became a multi-billionaire he went bald when he realised he could have done this YEAR'S ago 😂
Alan started to act like Gollum at the end😂😂 My precious 😂😂
My precious
This is a perfect video to explain a Ponzi scheme to folks well done.
explain to the folks at home who ponzi is
Madoff gave this a thumbs up 👍
0:50 Evelyn: _"You're my son I should at least pretend to believe in you."_
Feel lucky Alan, unlike you my folks didn't even bother to do that.
what happened? 🙁
@peter pan
I had a stroke trying to read that, lmao.
Why what happened bro?
Alan sounding like Gollum at the end "greedy, greedy greedy"
This was the birth of Lex Luthor
Alan s comic timing is oscar level
That’s how banks usually works !!
Nah. The banks just straight up steal people's money and dare you to do anything about it.
No they don't. Even though the banks are fractional reserve, they actually invest it
This is more like a stock/security brokers way. They would urge you to keep investing, cause wether you make a profit or a loss they will get there cut.
Just like pawn shops
You mean Social Security. Banks actually invest it.
" O H G O D W H A T H A V E I D O N E "
You cut out the part where Charlie just casually pulls $5K out of his pocket 😂
Hooker cash
@@enjoyitbro And a Philly Chees steak
Alan: You carry $5000 in your pocket?
Charlie: I call it 4 hookers and a Philli cheese steak.
Yup and potentially have like $10,000 just casually laying around in the house plus MORE than that in a single moment lol 😂
And the part where Charlie looks under his table for the Kardashian sisters to check if he is dreaming or not.
This is probably the best comedy episode from this show..y u ask??even berta invested on zippy 😂😆
He could have used the money to actually expand and advertise but hey everyone is different
Expand and advertise what ? His failed one man chiropractor business ? He cant even afford to live in his own place, spending money on failed business would be stupid.He did the thing what every con artist does : spent the money to his own pleasure like there is no tomorrow.
@@stagna1959 😂 true
I never understood why it failed tho. The only factor is not enough customers(advertising) and not enough returning customers(satisfaction with product,). Only thing that would make a customer not return is Alan being very poor at his job which he could use the money he got to invest in other workers.
@@stagna1959 he's not a failed chiropractor, all of his money goes to Judith. In one episode, it was revealed he writes $4,000 checks to her monthly for allimony/child support/etc.
He only profits a couple hundred a month. If that.
@@ADreadBellow It failed because he lacked ambition to go into work. He had to pay $3700 per month for years in alimony. Sounds like the child support until age eighteen was ridiculously high too, at least another thousand per month. And that's money after the government's taxes. Add in his business rent and expenses. (He eventually fakes his death to get away from unpaid rent.) He could have been grossing $150k+ per year and only walking away with a few hundred dollars per month to spend on his personal expenses. Years of that eventually broke him. Especially with his free wheeling brother around. At least when Judith and Herb married, the alimony went away.
I loved this plotline, the real shame of Charlie Sheen going off the deep end was that they had to axe this.
Still one of my favorite episodes!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Which episode is this...?
Xolani Ndaba last episode in season 8
Alan could've been unstoppable as a politician
Yep, or an investment banker!
And that's how banks work, but without the clean conscience.
the reason why he failed in everything is that he overdid everything.u need to learn when to stop
That's usually what happens with people who earn quick buck they spend it instantly.
Please tell me how do you stop this with profit?
You can’t over do anything in a business what? Lol if you keep working on it. It’ll never die it’s when you quit and half ass it is when it’ll go to shit. Alan just didn’t know how to handle everything
greed is the mother of all fuck ups
The problem isn’t that he didn’t know when to stop. The problem is that he did stop. It’s called a “Ponzi Scheme”, and they only “work” with an ever expanding base of investors on the bottoms to pay previous investors.
Kind of like Social Security. It’s going to be empty by the time my generation can retire because he money we are forced to pay into the system isn’t even enough to pay for the Baby Boomers retirements. You have a very small, and still shrinking working population trying to support the world’s largest and richest generation that refused to have enough kids to support their Ponzi Scheme.
20% return in a couple of week😂
what's so funny about that.
I don’t know shit about bitcoin but it seems like a great candidate for a bubble and collapse.military might still controls world currency the u.s. and president are still in that position of dominance for now.
@@curtphillipps975 it has collapsed
@733Rafael Your just another pompous tinfoil hat ass trying to hustle people, your smart enough to hustle the stupid but not smart enough to not look stupid to people who are as intelligent as you want to be.
@733Rafael can't believe you are talking seriously, so I will take your comment as a joke
I love how Charlie just has five grand in his pocket
This is like paying a credit card bill with another credit card
Yep, there's a reason banks don't let you pay credit with credit! 😅
He honestly could’ve gotten out of this okay if he paid everyone back a decent size of their money, not all of it because he can’t, and told them all the investment didn’t work out
But by doing so it would make less money than he did.
I was wondering what was going to happen when Judith found out 😂
The 25 dislikes are the ones that got ripped off by Bernie Madoff
Lol
probably.
Or they feel for people like berta who liveslike berta.
As long as i finish all the episodes with charlie i start watching them again from the begining when charlie dies... may be the 10th time i am rewatching this show 😆
Two and a half men ends when charlie dies 😑
🔁 🔁
But Jon Cryer stands alone the show because Aston Kutsher is a horrible actor
The Wolf of Wall Street explained in minutes 🤷🏽♂️😂🤣
What no? That was a different scheme.. They made stocks seems like the company was doing really good by secretely buying the stocks themselves, then when people started buying, they sold what they had bought but at a larger price. Hense they left the customers to realize the company they invested in wasnt actually as good as they had "predicted".
No that’s pump and dump. Bigging up a stock to investors so that the stock price goes up, then dumping your position to leave the investors high and dry.
All the characters are good but best is ROSE
Jesus Charlie really looked bad during this time period...I know he was going through a rough time but damn
Yeah I was about to say you can see the drugs, the most notable thing is his voice is very raspy in this season compared to the others.
I really wanted the sinister Allan to last longer
As a business major, this episode gave me anxiety lol
Alan just digged a hole for himself
Bro became the bank! 😂💀
I wonder if Sam Bankman saw this episode 🤔
And this my friends, is how banking works.
So charlie just moves around with 4 grand in his shorts🤣
He's a jingle writer. He works 20 minutes a day. Money is trash to him.
That's how he start Lex Corp lol
Sam Bankman Fried played by Alan 😂
This one of my favorites parts. Lol
The editing is world class
The ending was hilarious.
Great tutorial, you've got a sub. Keep it up!
My favorite episode
Alan could’ve waited for Walden if he wanted to be swimming in more cash.
and walden appeared only 2 episodes after
I'm I the only one that wonders how this woulda ended for Alan had Charlie not being fired from the show?
The funniest yet, good for Alen🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
Fun fact: Sam Bankman-Fried got the idea for his billion dollar ponzi FTX from this episode
So he basicly did what banks are doing
Not really no.
Banks loan your money out to other people and, in exchange for allowing them to do so, they pay you interest.
Banks primarily make money via lending and receiving interest on those loans.
A ponzi scheme differs in that you can't fully resolve all your debts. You are borrowing money to pay off your debt to somebody else.
@@arstulex Banks borrow money that didn't exist before and charge interest on it. They create money from nothing through a simple booking rate (Fiat Money). In this clip Alan also borrowed Money he didnt have and fooled his friends and family with this trick to give him even more. Not quite the same, but pretty close to our criminal bank system.
@@MrPaperVader You do realise most (if not all) of the cash you have ever touched is fiat money, right?
Fiat money just means the physical object that represents the currency doesn't hold the value of the currency it represents. For example, the physical paper that a $5 bill is printed on doesn't have a value of $5. The bill is only worth $5 because it is mutually agreed upon with the government to be worth $5.
The opposite of this are currencies that use actual gold coins, for example, where the coin itself IS the value that you are trading with, not just a representation of value.
Yes, banks do technically deal with money that doesn't exist. This is essentially done so that when they are lending your money out to people, you don't lose access to any of it. Whilst portions of my money are technically being lended out to people for loans by the bank, I can still see and withdraw all of my money from the bank if I wish. The only time this presents an issue is if a lot of people try to withdraw all of their money at once. Banks actually have extra money stowed away to act as a buffer when this type of thing occurs, so long as you're not hitting national crisis levels of mass withdrawals.
This is nothing at all like a ponzi scheme. Ponzi schemes aren't dealing with money that doesn't exist, they are just paying off early investors with money from later investors. The problem here is that A, it's done without the knowledge of the investors themselves and B, it's incredibly unstable because the scheme itself does not generate any actual profit from providing a service or product (whereas a bank does), this means as soon as new investors stop appearing the whole scheme collapses and everyone besides the guy at the top loses everything.
I'm doing this from last 4 years, it's still worth going on
I feel like Charlie, mom and Judith.
I nearly thought he was gonna say my precious there
This was hilarious 😂
I'm surprised Judith didn't try to get more child support from Alan.
Alan You Are A Genius
Now that I see after years, Charlie, his mom and maybe Rose knew was a charade.
Alan could play Gollum "precious!"😂
When you hear from a friend you haven't heard from in 10 years
Evil Alan is the best
This is brilliant. Why hasn't anyone done this?
They have it's called Social Security.
Are you being sarcastic? This has been hundred times, billions of money were included and multiple people got alot of jail times. A quick google search of ponzi schemes will list you alot of them that were successful.
If I am right this is the very episode of the end of a great serie.
No the season ends when charlie goes to Paris with Rose
This was one of those episodes where charlie came in sideways
This was the best investment business in a history of a mankind 😂😂
very intertaining
My precious
A cousin of mine did the same thing Alen did and collected over half a million from mainly relatives and also strangers. He actually opened a company and hired 15 people. He paid his customers back with interest for months to make it believable and to get more referrals. Half a million turned into 6 millions after 9 months. He then was sued when he stopped paying back. He ended receiving life in prison but by the time he was living in china and still lives there. He lost his wife who remarried and children. His father ( my uncle ) got depressed and had a stroke. He remarried and had more kids but I have no doubt he will pay for what he did come judgement day especially for what he did to his parents and wife and kids. He tried to get me to invest but I was going through divorce and declined.
The sad thing is I would have gave him more money too.
Wtf? Without any proof??
@@CakeMonsTv money is proof
@@pattimcb31 lmao it most certainly is not?? I would ask for a proof of payment and ask what the business is about and want to hear his business plan. Wtf?
@@CakeMonsTv it's a comedy it's meant to be funny.
@@pattimcb31 I know, i dont get how you could think that money is a proof and you would give him the money
I like this dark Alan
We really should’ve tried this when I was at Dunder Mifflin. Or maybe Dwight’s already doing it and I just don’t know.
Alan turned into golum for a sec
I should try this lmao 🤣
1:46 Charlie's face showing signs of drug use must be season 8 Lmao
Man Charlie looked like shit this 😂
“Oh god what have I done?”
Started a MLM?
Nah, Ponti Scheme. Slightly different.
I wanna see the whole presentation you used this in please!!
Charlie was pretty messed up in this episode, probably one of a last scenes he recorded before get fired
This was perfect because everyone he knows makes big money, wish he would've stayed like this for the rest of the show
Modern version of Golem :D
Clips like this make me realise Lenny Luthor actually did inherit the families criminal genius.
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Where Alan becomes a pimp for Walden 😂😂😂
Alan sleep walking , alan masturbating ,
Gordon at Rose's when he figures out the manequin scheme and then tries to tip off Charlie
So basically if everybody decided to stop and ask for their money back plus the interest he woulda been screwed.
That's exactly what happened to Madoff.
I just don't see what could possibly go wrong 😁
You could see the effects of drugs on Charlie Sheen in this scene. He looks like a 70 year old man.
Classic ponzi!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So he's just doing things like a bank? Nice lol
I want to see this episode
Hedge Fund Managers are ALANS OF today 😂😂😂😂
God Charlie should've never started season 8, he looks 60yrs old
Damn, Charlie from the last season looks so different from prior ones.
Yup I always say that... That's what drugs do to you.
That's exemplify USA 2008 crise
My precious!!!
"insurance"
This is what it looks like if the editor has ADD