How To Save Money Like Alan | Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves
I know
I was thinking the same thing.
Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible
It's not real,.....Hello
A Parasite
Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂
Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.
And others round him let him
@@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.
He’s a leech
Hes a cockroach
The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.
2:15😂😂😂
Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up
😂😂😂
Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series.
I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it...
Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series...
Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....
Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.
Cryer is hilarious
I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.
He fell off the roof because he was too cheap to call the guy.
5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.
Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer
Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.
@@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.
38 😂
Omg
$24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅
I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.
That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.
😂😂😂😂
As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.
Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.
there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.
@@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.
@@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂
@@nomoreheroes98 She's just as petty and bigoted as Alan is, they deserved each other.
Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!
because Judith sucks him dry :)))
“I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper
What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...
@@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there
maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.
I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped
nobody watched this show after Charlie left
like the worm he is
It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.
Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?
@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible
Man Charlie the goat
Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅
So very true
I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.
My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie
You dont even have brothers...dont lie
Marty and arty
Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros
There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.
In his lamp LOL.
and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another
it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars
Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.
$5,000
" The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."
Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites
The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.
That was hilarious!
In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad!
💰
@@R.Oates7902 Who's fault is that?
I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.
Chelsea was the worst hypocrite
I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦
I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives.
Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.
And "she has a nice rack."
@@eternallucifer7709Alan shouldn’t a let her be a stay at home mom
judith is the reason he doesn have money, before the start of the series he and charlie didn't even need to saw each other
Jake was a great actor, he helped the show.
Until...Eldrige and the dummy.
I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.
Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!
5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
There's a difference between cheap and broke.
I guess he's both
He chooses to be because he knows Charlie will take care of him.
Yes, like a sponge
6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !
that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything
Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.
I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.
Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.
If i had a brother like that id be in jail insufferable
The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao
Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout
Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?
Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan
An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!
Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡
And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support
Or just use a male lawyer
Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?
hate alan but man charlie does love him
He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.
Honestly I'd rather have a friend like Charlie than Alan.............. that guys is an emotional wreck.
Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan.
"You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."
They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.
“Do me a favour say preposterous again”
Allen is cheap it's not funny he should appreciate what Charlie did for him but he don't if he did he would at least offer to pay rent
Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.
That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?
@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.
no they all told him not to marry Judith he did it anyway & is now paying alimony and he doesn’t pay rent
anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?
How does a chiropractor make no money
Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣
6:36 Charlie ist right. Alan was living there rent-free for six years and he did not have to pay for his ex-wifes anymore. And now he insists that his family pays a lawyer do defend him? In this episode he hit a guy because he was jealous of him. Alan is just am ungrateful bloodsucker.
I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show
Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅
I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care
Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway.
2:57 Always cracks me up.
"We never double!"
"That's not an accident, Alan!"
"Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??"
"Strangely enough - I can!"
😂
😆
@@kathykath3884 Same here! I also have the full DVD boxset, and still click straightaway.
Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂
😄 Alan Harper is a legend
I believe there are really cheapskate people like Alan in real life.
Actually there are many of them. I have a friend like that. Always low on money and 99% of the time he has no cash with him. (here in Europe you buy a lot cash in the small bistros and places like that)
So, you think Alan is strange? Does it occur to you that Chas.Harper does absolutely nothing all day , and can afford a beach house in one of the most exoensive places in the US? a house that would retail for several million ? not to mention a daily housekeeper, lawn guy, Mercedes, and the exoensive upkeep for that german luxury car.
And thats not even adding up: food...
dating expenses..
.car insurance, home insurance ...
Going out any time he wants for a designer latte? How exactly does he pay for this hedonist lifestyle? The royalties from a cartoon jingle, written a decade ago, is a monthly check, but they do not pay for this lifestyle.
And thats why he goes flat broke , and ends up crushed under a piano.
Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂
Kramer had his own place at least.
@@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too
Alan is the clear winner
Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.
Alan hands down.
Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.
Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.
how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep
There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.
Season 4 Episode 9.
YOUR BUSTED ALAN
Alan's Volvo was a 1998; he was still making payments on that in 2006?
Keep sponging your elder brother 😂
I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up
Pretty much.
@@jameshaggerty8348
Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”
And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .
Best show ever!
alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?
hes a good man just has rotten luck in life
@@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.
that’s not luck he should a stop giving money to women
I mean having to pay 4K of alimony will make you cheap too
Cheap and broke ? Yes but not planning fake I forgot my wallet making his brother pay each time and living for free plus having his groceries and bills paid by his brother, that’s being a parasite and a leech
6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣
40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid
I would've kicked out Alan in the first week.
when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own
It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸
5:49 please throw him out
How does he don't have money when he lives rent free?
Nobody doin of stupidlike Alan is perfec always
Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless
Ive a brother like him. He cheated Dad out of $105000 on a business yet hes the .ost popular one
Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men
I miss the original cast
Poor Charlie with that brother!
24.50 please 😂😅
Zip Code 🤣
Every successful show has leech in it. Allan's the leech here.
Alan: I am not cheap.
LIAR!!!
Well Charlie slept and dumped Alan's expensive lawyer
Oh, so it's Charlie's fault Alan married Kandi, she too divorced him, took all his money forcing him back into Charlie's house and life?
Alen shoulda sued his divorce lawyer.
Or given Charlie's reputation he should have used a male lawyer
If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"
if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there
Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂
Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother
Isn't that because a lot of Filipinos are poor, and Americans feel shame for living with others as if they like a dependent
When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.
I have a younger sister that stays woth me and all she had to do was pay half the bills and no rent and she always left her jobs and run to our moms house two months now so i told her if she comes back and do it she as to get out and im serious
Hopefully you use the money for school and actually pay attention. Sheesh, what are you 5?
@@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq wow u must be really unhappy with your life
I had a buddy like Alan v v cheap a double dipping
you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone
I CAN TELL YOU !!!!
THAT
(ALAN-JOHN CRYER DUDE)
BEHAVE SAME IN PRIVATE LIFE LIKE IN SHOW ...😂😂😂
I Wanna To Save Money Just Like Alan Because I'm On The Budget
what a good tv show
Alan was a leech, 2nd most annoying character ever in TV history
Ive lived in miami for 2 years, and i can tell you, there are Alans on roids out there. They love spending money on cocaine, and yet theyre cheap and cry poverty.
Alan can be such an ungrateful ass sometimes but charlie still lets him stay, that's a good big brother who was trying to make up for how poorly he treated Alan when they were kids.
Charlie just couldn't get rid of Alan.
I stopped watching after Charlie left, i mean there is no hate to Ashton, but he just couldnt replace Charlie's place.
That's My Goal To Save More Money
It is unbelievable that someone like Alan lost all his assets to Judith.
Yup and it was all Charlie's fault
I always wondered about that. Is that how the law works in USA. The wife can take everything and also demand alimony ? How do the courts ensure that the man survives ?
@@devannayar6456Yes. It's bullshit and they don't care about the men.
prePHOSterous
alan not only save money, alan did not spent money. if do not pay rent, food, even haircut, of course you will save money
You have to have a rich playboy brother to mooch off of😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁