The last six seconds (3:06-3:12) of Alan staring Charlie down before he exits the laundry room is the stuff of classic comic timing. Sometimes I rewind it just to catch that moment.
Later in the episode: *After Alan and Charlie's argument* Alan: "Oh yeah, you're the smart one. You know how I know? The washing machine called and told me!"
jackgibs xxx07 You’re doing it wrong! You take a skillet and put it on the stove, turn it on, throw in a pat of butter, take a piece of bread, rip out a roundish hole in the center, throw it in skillet, break an egg into the hole, wait about a minute and a half and carefully flip it, salt and pepper to taste, wait another minute and a half and repeat as necessary until full (I usually eat two, love these things-also, you can toast the rounds and feed to the dogs, they love em.)
Honestly, I don't think I'll ever be able to answer how did Alan manage to keep a straight face the whole time 🤔 Great actor and one of the funniest moments to ever be seen in "two and a half men" 👍😉😂😂😂... Happy holidays, everybody! 🎉🎉🎉
Moments where Charlie learnt something basic were so fun. Its character development in its own way, he learns new things and for once, finds joy in things other than boinking women, drinking and gambling
lol I love how he looks at charlie like he is crazy after he jokes the washing machine calls him when its done and now we have ones that send us texts when its done.
Honestly, a bluetooth washing and drying machine that texted you when it was finished its cycle would be freaking awesome. Why hasn't someone made this idea real yet?
I'd say, because absolutely nobody needs that!!! 😫😫 I mean they exist, but... Look sweetie, when you're home you'll hear the machine's alarm anyway or maybe get the least bit of agility together and check next time you use the bathroom. When you're not home, what does it really help to know it's already done?! 🤷🏻♀️ So the reminder of having to peg out washing as soon as you get home can piss you off for the rest of the day? So you can turn it open via your phone for venting and find the washing powder spilled all over the bathroom floor as you'd forgotten the box was on top?! 😟 Don't you think it is really just another overpriced baublery that Silicon Valley data suckers have come up with to even control our cleanliness mannerisms and randomly sneak in complementary high-tech washing machine adds on your phone?! ... Only because they know for sure enough impressionable customers are falling for that nonsense fearing otherwise they won't be on a par with their environment in this high-tech society!? Seriously dude, we both know it's out there and we know you and a bunch of other lambs have sucked the hype in already. However, we also know how needless it is for human progress ... how retardant it actually turns out after a week when you have to call pricey tech support to get clean underwear because your the stupid bluetooth connection keeps hanging up^^ Go for it, I'm sure they are already on sale on Amazon!👍🏻
In North Carolina, when I lived there. There was a laundromat/bar call Soap N Suds. Where the laundromat was in the back. Each machine had numbers that light up. When you go to the bar in front, there is a number board to look at. When your laundry is done in a machine your number lights up on the board. Where it's time to put in the other machine or take out and fold them. This should be everywhere in the USA. Great name combo as well.
It's called the Internet of things coming with 5 G . Stop this madness, research 5 G and boycott intelligent devices....they spy on you is all. Made In USA white wear was the best. Maytag, Whirlpool, hope they still last.
I remember the first time I did mine and put in too much detergent. Thank goodness it was late at night he wouldn’t see the times of detergent coming out of the machine. I left quickly and went to another laundromat
i remember i used to be amazed at opening and closing the washer's lid *open washer**water stops* *closes washer**water flows* wow this is fun and so cool
I saw this episode when it first came out. I went to best buy the other day and I saw a washing machine with blue tooth. It let's you know when your clothes are done. My first thought was darn I should have invented that.
I've always poured two lids of fabric softener right after I've shoved the detergent. I think I'm going to stick to this way because I'm too lazy to do it the way Alan said you're suppose to do it. 😂
"don't worry the machine will call you on your cell phone" Bro that sonded so ridiculous back then but now in 2023 you can make it so it sends you a text or a notification on your phone 😂😂
2024... Washing machine schedules the laundry for you, they do have Bluetooth, you can even turn them on from work halfway across town... heck, some even schedule their own tub cleanings & maintenance.
The whole cocktail waitress back and forth was great. "They're mostly synthetic." "Add a beat-up Civic and an ex-husband and we're back to cocktail waitress."
The problem is when the machine fails to pump, keep your money, and you have nobody to ask what to do, or when you fill the tank and still is gas left you already pay for it, and you have nobody to ask your change back.
Charlie did better then me when I did laundry my first time doing the laundry. When I started doing laundry at 14, I broke the washing machine and parents weren't happy lol
The one in my house had the interlock switch disabled, so it wouldn't turn off when you do that. I prefer it without the interlock switch, so you can keep the water filling while you add clothes and detergent.
Yes, I certainly did! But the kind I have now is a front loader. The only way to open it if I need to add more clothes is to press pause & wait for it to unlock. Less fun this way LOL
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"The machine will call you when it's ready." Welcome to 2020.
for real lol
smasung lul
Notify not call
Does that already exists or should I try and make it...
@@Lions61 yes it exists. Several brands, even in laundromats will notify you.
Charlie believing that he will receive a call on his mobile phone is simply classic.
Ironically, they actually can do that now.
"Hi mom. I thought you were my washing machine."
- everyone aged 17
Underrated joke
After that men get old and they gotta find a new and young washing machine.
Woah 😳
it's your laundry you clean it
Haha I had been doing my own laundry for quite sometime by then lmao
“I thought you were my washing machine.” Rich guy problems
@Slavic Soldier More like first world problems.
@Slavic Soldier Everyone has mobile phone than owning a washing machine.I dont.
Lol
It's funny that Alan gets to make Charlie the butt of the joke for a change. Charlie was fascinated with the goddamn washing machine
This is actually live footage of charlie sheen learning how a washing machine works...
Nah stop, the Charlie Sheen is not that ignorant XD
@@VixXstazosJOB you sure about that? just recently he got upset about his daughter having an OnlyFans
The last six seconds (3:06-3:12) of Alan staring Charlie down before he exits the laundry room is the stuff of classic comic timing. Sometimes I rewind it just to catch that moment.
Agreed!😅
Alan: i thought my son was stupid, but my brother don't know what a washing machine is. lol
I watch it at 0.75x speed to screw up the comic timing.
Later in the episode:
*After Alan and Charlie's argument*
Alan: "Oh yeah, you're the smart one. You know how I know? The washing machine called and told me!"
thats good writing over there. this series has plenty of those that's why i love it
He should have just straight paid Alan to do it instead.
I don’t think cell Allen’s to already too much a smooch.
Considering that Alan lives with him rent free, Alan should be doing it for him without pay.
@@mrfafaa96 charlie did it
He has the money 🤣😂
or reduce his rent...oh wait... ;-)
I miss these guys man. It's 2019 n I'm reminiscing too much
I miss them too. Nothing lasts forever.
every year you will get same reply over this comment about same mind state of every guy who ever watched this amazing show.
@@JohnnyDominion hey man I love this show I can't cope with real life after watching these guys lifestyle 😭
2019 and washing machines can now call you on your cell phone.
dont forget 2 tip them
Take THAT, "Simpsons" and your future prediction nightmare of Trump becoming President
Call? No I believe the app just sends u notification, still cool tho
With andruino?
I feel ripped off. Mine just texts me
this episode never gets old
I can't wait for that machin that cooks two peices of bread at the same time
It's called a skillet. You put your bread in it and put a slice of cheese on each slice and wait a bit then put the 2 slices together.
@@jackgibsxxx0750 alan was referring to a toaster.
@@HectorJimenez-ee9zi well what good is that?? You can't make grilled cheese in something like that!! A man could starve!! 😉😉
Ours is called a toaster...
jackgibs xxx07
You’re doing it wrong!
You take a skillet and put it on the stove, turn it on, throw in a pat of butter, take a piece of bread, rip out a roundish hole in the center, throw it in skillet, break an egg into the hole, wait about a minute and a half and carefully flip it, salt and pepper to taste, wait another minute and a half and repeat as necessary until full (I usually eat two, love these things-also, you can toast the rounds and feed to the dogs, they love em.)
"It's a washing machine, not a cocktail waitress" LMAO
Honestly, I don't think I'll ever be able to answer how did Alan manage to keep a straight face the whole time 🤔 Great actor and one of the funniest moments to ever be seen in "two and a half men" 👍😉😂😂😂... Happy holidays, everybody! 🎉🎉🎉
straight face... easy... he was picturing his next paycheck.
Comedy Gold!
“Maybe I’ll just buy her some new clothes.” lol
Moments where Charlie learnt something basic were so fun. Its character development in its own way, he learns new things and for once, finds joy in things other than boinking women, drinking and gambling
“Oh hey mom, I thought you were my washing machine.” Lmao
lol I love how he looks at charlie like he is crazy after he jokes the washing machine calls him when its done and now we have ones that send us texts when its done.
2:02 Will never get over his reaction here 😂 It's so innocent
Honestly, a bluetooth washing and drying machine that texted you when it was finished its cycle would be freaking awesome. Why hasn't someone made this idea real yet?
you know it has right? for several years now
I'd say, because absolutely nobody needs that!!! 😫😫 I mean they exist, but... Look sweetie, when you're home you'll hear the machine's alarm anyway or maybe get the least bit of agility together and check next time you use the bathroom. When you're not home, what does it really help to know it's already done?! 🤷🏻♀️ So the reminder of having to peg out washing as soon as you get home can piss you off for the rest of the day? So you can turn it open via your phone for venting and find the washing powder spilled all over the bathroom floor as you'd forgotten the box was on top?! 😟 Don't you think it is really just another overpriced baublery that Silicon Valley data suckers have come up with to even control our cleanliness mannerisms and randomly sneak in complementary high-tech washing machine adds on your phone?! ... Only because they know for sure enough impressionable customers are falling for that nonsense fearing otherwise they won't be on a par with their environment in this high-tech society!? Seriously dude, we both know it's out there and we know you and a bunch of other lambs have sucked the hype in already. However, we also know how needless it is for human progress ... how retardant it actually turns out after a week when you have to call pricey tech support to get clean underwear because your the stupid bluetooth connection keeps hanging up^^ Go for it, I'm sure they are already on sale on Amazon!👍🏻
In North Carolina, when I lived there. There was a laundromat/bar call Soap N Suds. Where the laundromat was in the back. Each machine had numbers that light up. When you go to the bar in front, there is a number board to look at. When your laundry is done in a machine your number lights up on the board. Where it's time to put in the other machine or take out and fold them. This should be everywhere in the USA. Great name combo as well.
Fun fact Samsung already makes a washer and dryer with Bluetooth
It's called the Internet of things coming with 5 G . Stop this madness, research 5 G and boycott intelligent devices....they spy on you is all. Made In USA white wear was the best. Maytag, Whirlpool, hope they still last.
this never gets old
This reminds me of freshman year of college where I had to teach like 15 people on my hall how to do their own laundry 🙄
Daniel Anderson jeez us
@@rocknroller77 🤣🤣🤣
I remember the first time I did mine and put in too much detergent. Thank goodness it was late at night he wouldn’t see the times of detergent coming out of the machine. I left quickly and went to another laundromat
Same yo
It surprises me that a lot of people in college don't know how to do laundry.
i remember i used to be amazed at opening and closing the washer's lid
*open washer**water stops*
*closes washer**water flows* wow this is fun and so cool
"In fact i'm doing the laundry"
"You're doing the laundry?"
"Yes" *gets a call on his cellphone* "That's probably them now" 😂
I think this is the only time we saw this part of the house.
the machine will call on ur cellphone.. yes now its happening for real... Alan called that
They probably got the idea from the show.
Ringtone
Charlie: Hello???
Hii mom i thought u were my washing machine...
2:59 Machines like these actually exist today. Wow, how far we have come.
Smartie TV ikr i was about to say the same thing. Pretty cool to use too
*What will they think of next!*
@@tanveerhasan2382 they say scientists are inventing a phone where you can see someone's face when you call them
YEAH RIGHT!!!
They also finally have the machine that cooks two slices of toast on the market.
Charlie Sheen is one heck of an actor...🖖🏻👌🏻
"It's probably them now." ☠😂🤣😅
Alan's look from 3:06 to 3:11 is just priceless! Hahahahaha!
He don't need any dialogue his expressions are enough
What's funny is how we thought that was so far-fetched back then but now it's a common feature
It existed back when the episode was filmed
Allan's reactions are everything
This is when the show was funny.
Erik Hopkins wen they still had charlie
@@dylanhazard7360 yep, good old days.
Two and a half men is not Two and a half men without Charlie.
Charlie- ok I can do this .. I can just turn it on and stick 'em in
Alan-its a washing machine.. not a cocktail waitress
I love Alan's expressions!
“That’s probably them now” 😂
"Hello. Oh hey Mum, I thought you were my washing machine."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda reminds me of when Bush Jr. went through the check out line and asked what that red light was. LOL
He left the detergent open. Thats making me uncomfortable.
Destro Mars me too
New sheldon or monica detected
Glad someone else picked on that one! I was looking at it the whole time waiting for it to tip over 😲
Hahaha
I am also an OCD case, can't stand that the bottle is left open! :)
I'm a fully grown man, 27 years of age, and I still understand Charlie's dillema.
I saw this episode when it first came out. I went to best buy the other day and I saw a washing machine with blue tooth. It let's you know when your clothes are done. My first thought was darn I should have invented that.
yeah.... dumbasses who can't tell time would fork over several thousand dollars for a fooking washine machine. SMH
@@elmerfudd5738 learn to fucking write properly before u criticize others dumbass
@@brandondookeran1309 *you
I just set an alarm on my phone... so you really want to put another grand for Bluetooth installed?
Episodes like this is where I like John Cryer’s acting.
I actually learned when to use fabric softner, lolz
I've always poured two lids of fabric softener right after I've shoved the detergent. I think I'm going to stick to this way because I'm too lazy to do it the way Alan said you're suppose to do it. 😂
@@jorgebermudez737 most people do so
@@bossboy191919 I would have imagined.... But I'm not everybody.... And you never know.
The only reason i use fabric softener is it makes my laundry smell nice
I need a Charlie in my life.
So in your ideal life you want to be alan and want someone else to be charlie. Be the sheen Maaaaaan
mine just yells at me from across the house when its done.
mine sounds like a logging truck driving by, so I know when it is done.... when I can hear the tv again!
@@lukewarmwater6412 more like a rocket, but yeah, i feel ya
"don't worry the machine will call you on your cell phone"
Bro that sonded so ridiculous back then but now in 2023 you can make it so it sends you a text or a notification on your phone 😂😂
I love this show
I don't like too much TV watching, but I love this program!
The washer does make a sound like a ringing when it's done, and it's loud enough, no need to sit right next to it.
Nowadays nobody is laughing at Alan's expression any more, that the machine is gonna call you on your cellphone.
I laughed BECAUSE that doesn't sound absurd any more!
2024... Washing machine schedules the laundry for you, they do have Bluetooth, you can even turn them on from work halfway across town... heck, some even schedule their own tub cleanings & maintenance.
What a cute episode
How the writers came up with this episode is creatively amazing. The dialogues alone make up for the funny tale.
I love how charlie believe all what alan told him. Hahaha
Gotta love Charlie
i watch this every time i do laundry.
it never fails to make me laugh.
Theres stacks of Video out there of two and half men ,BUT this is one of the Best.👏👍
how we gonna know when its done? -dont worry the machine would call you on your cellphone hahahah
The whole cocktail waitress back and forth was great. "They're mostly synthetic." "Add a beat-up Civic and an ex-husband and we're back to cocktail waitress."
"The washer will call you when it's ready"
It's 2022 why have I never heard of a washer doing this!
I can relate. The first time I had to pump gas was very interesting. It took me about 20 minutes to figure it out. BTW, I was 33 LMAO.
It was a proud moment in history. you should be so proud
How did you never pump gas until age 33? Did you live in a state that requires full service? Did you never drive a car until age 33?
The problem is when the machine fails to pump, keep your money, and you have nobody to ask what to do, or when you fill the tank and still is gas left you already pay for it, and you have nobody to ask your change back.
Don't ever tell that story again what are you special needs.
3:07 Alan's look was hilarious
OMG This was the best show!
Just like the first time I learned how to do laundry lol
I feel so identified with this episode. My machine washer is still a big mystery to me.
I'm with Charlie. Life's too short to do your own laundry.
Child's response is priceless...
Machine calling you when its done: a joke then, Reality now.
Gee alan is a clairvoyant. For the last year, my local laundrette does text me when my washing is ready.
Thats funny how fast the times went by, now our washers can call us lol
Its a washer machine not a cocktail waitress!!! This was a funny one teaching charlie
He actually believed that 😂😂😂
I can't wait for that machine that cooks three pieces of bread at the same time.
Did I break it?
I shouldn't be surprised. Thanks.
"the machine will call you on your cellphone...really!?..." :D :D :D
Now the machine will call you. Haha 😂
You know what? Nowaday, the wahser can really call you on your the smartphone when it's done working!
It's pretty cutting edge😂
I was so like Charlie when i first learned how to do laundry
I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time . Shuuussssh… That timing of the Shussssh.
This show is comfort food
Charlie did better then me when I did laundry my first time doing the laundry. When I started doing laundry at 14, I broke the washing machine and parents weren't happy lol
Looool Alan called Charlie whipped 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this was a funny one charlie doing laundry! alan showing him
My cousin has a see through washing machine as well as a matching dryer. I bet Charlie would have a fun time with that one.
This reminds me of when I first learned how to do laundry.
"That's probably them now"😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:43: Yeah, well, I’ve got a machine that can cook *4* pieces of bread at the same time, so suck on that!
Hi mom I thought you were my washing machine that killed me 🤣🤣🤣😅
Greatest movie ever!!!!!!!
"It's a washing machine, not a cocktail waitress."
Funny thing is that there are washers and dryers that can notify you in your phone nowadays. Lol.
too good.
Let's be honest, we all opened and closed the washing machine lid repeatedly as kids
The one in my house had the interlock switch disabled, so it wouldn't turn off when you do that. I prefer it without the interlock switch, so you can keep the water filling while you add clothes and detergent.
Yes, I certainly did! But the kind I have now is a front loader. The only way to open it if I need to add more clothes is to press pause & wait for it to unlock. Less fun this way LOL
which one´s the washer?
Oh 2009 best Year of my life
lol Walden probably has a washing machine that calls him when it's done!! :P
Best part 3:00 to 3:12
So hilarious XD