_"They took my dignity, they took my crossbow, they took my NAME... So sure; take everything else! If I cannot be the one to save this kingdom, _*_then let me destroy it!"_*
@@perrisavallon5170 In an abstract game design sense, it is very reasonable to expect that the quest location will be in the same continent that the players have just explored/cleared out. but dokapon likes to fuck with that
Man, ever since I became a Katholic, I've been finding $100 bills under my pillow each morning, my skin has cleared up, and I've started seeing the sun on a regular basis! ...okay that last one might've been my sleep schedule being messed up.
The catchphrases of "Good...morning...GAMERS," "Welcome to...THE SMOKEHOUSE," and "I am the FINAL gamer," funnily enough read as an I think started as ironic streamer jokes, but have actually turned into unironically really good phrases for returning fans. Like, I actually look forward to them, they're great.
Hopefully it's too late for this advice but... ALWAYS. HAVE. SPINNERS. ALWAYS. USE. SPINNERS. This is the meta of the game. Walking places is for absolute CHUMPS. You must always be in as much control as you can be. You must rise above the RNG through sheer force of cunning. This game is not for the weak who just accept their fate and roll the dice.
It depends on what frustrates you the most, really. Human players, at least in theory, can be much better than even the toughest AI and are capable of cleverer plays. On the other hand, the AI blatantly cheats in ways that can be infuriating. The game has a reputation for destroying friendships, but every time I've seen it played with three humans and an AI to fill the fourth slot, all the human players became united in their hatred of the AI.
I feel like pro-wrestling is theater that does everything it can to convince you that there isn't a fourth wall, and that's something that Bray (and now Bo Dallas) was a master at.
HoboCrawfish is guy that fancy Kathy, the protagonist John, is the final loser form of HoboCrawfish (Who never have a plan and is the worst person in Dokapon Kingdom. ) Anyway John sux and HoboCrawfish sux
Dark Magician Kathy vs HoboCrawfish the battle of The Millennium Falcon Arc is about to begin. It's time to get hyped. HoboCrawFish sux but Kathy rocks and Gabrielle needs to become the next top player in Dokapon Kingdom. Now I have been told that there is a guy called John but I'm sorry guys, there isn't John only HoboCrawfish. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My opinion on the Bray Wyatt stuff is it's like when Bo Burnham made a series about his own emotional trauma. Sometimes you've got some feelings and you've just got to express them.
Gotta love how Dan and Arin were struggling to fight the most basic monsters in this game and stay alive for more than a single round at a time, and then John here destroys the world.
I'm now understanding how he was able to handle Fear and Hunger... *Cause even if he had detailed Item Descriptions and maps he wouldn't read them, as we've seen here XD*
"Wrestling is kind of gay" Let's be real - wrestling is just full contact drag. Fabulous make-up and outfits, amazing choreography, and what is a promo if not just reading somebody?
In regards to people saying that the Wyatt 6 is an exploitive cash grab... this IS the WWE we're talking about here, I think people have every right to be cynical about anything they do. Like, even if this is Bo trying to do right by his brother I wouldn't trust the WWE to not make it gross as hell at some point
As a wresting fan, John, I *_demand_* a sequel to The Unreality of Pro Wrestling focused on Bray. That original piece was beautiful and one of my favorite videos you've ever made. ❤
I would love to hear John's thoughts on the hallucinatory experience that was The Firefly Funhouse, culminating in the psychological deconstruction of Cena.
Godsdamnit... this is how I learn about Windham Rotunda? And by Proxy the Iron Sheik? I fell out of the Wrestling news and programming circuit about when Wrestletalk basically ended their long-running quiz-show over CoViD, stopped watching AEW after Cody left and Punk showed how toxic he is, and I haven't cared about WWE because of the last 2 decades of Vince. But still... Bray was one of the few WWE wrestlers I tried paying attention to,... Dude was young... and paired with the whole Jon Huber stuff... it's rather tragic.
My wife is yelling at the scream rn as you mention the directors cut of the Roman Reigns video, she is SO EXCITED about you doing that video (potentially)!! Also ngl, your wrestling videos got me (queer enby) into wrestling for the first time in my life, been watching since wrestlemania 40 💕
Not sure if you're gonna see this, but if a directors cut version of the Roman Reigns video is what you wanna do then go for it! I, for one, would love to see it! I haven't had much exposure to wrestling before and your videos about it honestly makes me want to watch it for myself.
John saying he is gonna get Woolie back is questionable. I mean, Woolie watched both a Serbian Film and the Postal movie. In theaters. He's just gonna counter punch with Gozu or Visitor Q. John has to beat Woolie with love.
If you would like to see a video essay on Bray Wyatt, the channel BHUltra did an 8 hour long video on him from the start of his carrier and almost up to the debut of the Fiend. I will have to warn you though - there is a bit of Sheamus slander in it. Viewer discretion is advised.
>Magic does barely any damage >Decides to m-guard again despite Sphynx's much higher ATK stat >Dies >"BWHAAA?" HoboCrawfish really is his own worst enemy.
If you want to add stuff to the roman reigns video i suggest you wait until summerslam where roman reigins is said to return and talk about codys story , the bloodline 2.0 and roman reigns return.
Hello Eyepatchwolf man , I’m the rare fan who’s here for the wrestling segment . Instead of adding an extra 30 minutes to the Roman video how about a Cody video ? Since that will overlap with the part of Roman’s story that occurred after your video ! We get Cody’s start , fall and rise + Roman’s “end “ .
I don't know a lot about Wrestling (what I know is mostly from John) but that promo irked me so much ugh. like, there has to be a line between performance and the actual reality and that has to have some fucking boundaries. no idea whether his brother feels the same way, it's just so fucked up
I mean, his brother is dead, so it'll be hard to ask about his feelings. However, Bray Wyatt while he was alive once came out in his new Fiend mask and persona carrying a lantern that looked like it was made out of Bray Wyatt's cut off head, so his tolerance levels for questionable stuff might have been quite high. Also, as far as "wrestlers' families and/or dead wrestlers utilized in wrestling stories" goes, I think this kind of stuff, raw emotions and continuing Bray's gimmick and creative ideas, is actually more respectful than some other stuff that happened throughout the years...
Another episode of "HC not checking his inventory and/or surroundings and getting out-played by Kathy" arrives. This is funny, because both youtube-onlies and twitch viewers were able to witness similar events at roughly the same time, like how Gege Akutami [SPOILERS] timed Gojo's mangs death the same week he was sealed in the anime. [SPOILERS]
Ya know i wouldnt gave asked for a full playthru or anything based on this just being a vs wolves thing. But if John actually likes this, I HAVE TO INSIST you actually grab some other humans to play with. The experience just isnt the same without real intent and malice and spite behind every fuckedover moment
I will never understand how someone with a functioning brain can be such a fan of wrestling. It's like a sweaty, badly-acted soap-opera with ridiculous looking fights. I get that this is just how it is for me, but you got to understand, since this is how I see it, that makes it hard to get how anyone sensible can actually like it.
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Mistake in the video title: it should read “hobo crawfish pulls a Griffith”
HoboCrawfish pulls a Lose10Pounds
😂😂
like if you were here before the mistake was fixed.
"Woolie was the only one...who made me forget my dream."
!punchmom at risk!
Dokapon Kingdom: the game where Behelits are passed around like _candy!_
Woolie: There's no way John would...sorry could not finish that with a straight face. Of course he would.
_"They took my dignity, they took my crossbow, they took my NAME... So sure; take everything else! If I cannot be the one to save this kingdom, _*_then let me destroy it!"_*
who would win?
- The Final Gamer
- Checking the map or item descriptions once
Clearly, the answer is Woolie whenever they eventually play this together.
@@Carlos-Mora I don't think Woolie is ready to play this game with someone who will have an active vendetta against him the whole way through. 😂
the confidence with which he walks into the sunken shrine is great
I still don't understand why he thought the boss was in there
@@perrisavallon5170watch the second episode of Versus Wolves to understand that
@@perrisavallon5170 All caves are the same
@@perrisavallon5170 In an abstract game design sense, it is very reasonable to expect that the quest location will be in the same continent that the players have just explored/cleared out. but dokapon likes to fuck with that
@@perrisavallon5170, he famously has a terrible sense of direction, even within games with a fixed camera.
John likes dokapon kingdom because the exact same type of storytelling that arose from dokapon happens in wrestling too.
John and kathy is some golden lovers type stuff
The Falcon of The Millennial Gamer Arc is about to be wild
"I reject my Hoboism, JoJo!"
Band of the Crawfish.
Man, ever since I became a Katholic, I've been finding $100 bills under my pillow each morning, my skin has cleared up, and I've started seeing the sun on a regular basis!
...okay that last one might've been my sleep schedule being messed up.
The catchphrases of "Good...morning...GAMERS," "Welcome to...THE SMOKEHOUSE," and "I am the FINAL gamer," funnily enough read as an I think started as ironic streamer jokes, but have actually turned into unironically really good phrases for returning fans. Like, I actually look forward to them, they're great.
Hobo Crawfish ended a stream and immediately forgot about job promotion.
THE FINAL CRAWFISH 🦞
Hopefully it's too late for this advice but... ALWAYS. HAVE. SPINNERS. ALWAYS. USE. SPINNERS. This is the meta of the game. Walking places is for absolute CHUMPS. You must always be in as much control as you can be. You must rise above the RNG through sheer force of cunning. This game is not for the weak who just accept their fate and roll the dice.
"You had things way harder than Woolie, he was just against other players"
I don't think that really rings true when Minh is in play.
It depends on what frustrates you the most, really. Human players, at least in theory, can be much better than even the toughest AI and are capable of cleverer plays. On the other hand, the AI blatantly cheats in ways that can be infuriating.
The game has a reputation for destroying friendships, but every time I've seen it played with three humans and an AI to fill the fourth slot, all the human players became united in their hatred of the AI.
God, I love me some super bi-patch wolf.
Whenever Kathy Weakens Somebody.
"Oh Mah Gawd HoboCrawfish is cashing in their Money in the Bank Briefcase!!"
HoboCrawfish, the Ultimate Opportunist, the Rated Craw Superstar.
kathy not only makes essays that are 4 hours long in a month but they're always on time and super informative and funny.
HoboCrawfish crawling toward the darkspace like he just spent a year in the torture chamber
I feel like pro-wrestling is theater that does everything it can to convince you that there isn't a fourth wall, and that's something that Bray (and now Bo Dallas) was a master at.
i love how john is still a long way from the dark circle, and kathy is already stocking up on vanishes. she knows who's at the top of his shitlist.
The answer to the riddle of the Sphynx is obviously defend.
Watching john slowly lose his mind watching kathy achieve all he worked for. i am SO looking forward to the berserk arc
Hobo Crawfish said on stream that he was having fun with Silent Hill: Ascension, so he technically didn't lie.
Hobocrawfish’s villain arc has begun.
42:58 - For when John gets his Behelit
27:21 it's almost as if Woolie knew that John would end up loving this game, and this recommendation wasn't given in bad faith!
Who the fuck is John? All I know is Hobo Crawfish.
Hobo Crawfish is the name he took when he joined the godhand.
@@aidan4252 yes
HoboCrawfish is guy that fancy Kathy, the protagonist
John, is the final loser form of HoboCrawfish (Who never have a plan and is the worst person in Dokapon Kingdom. )
Anyway John sux and HoboCrawfish sux
Went to Raw yesterday and seeing the Wyatt Sicks intro in person was insane the lighting was phenomenal!
Another episode of Kathy’s adventure. Hell yeah.
Silly crawfish, Kathy always has a plan.
Dark Magician Kathy vs HoboCrawfish the battle of The Millennium Falcon Arc is about to begin. It's time to get hyped. HoboCrawFish sux but Kathy rocks and Gabrielle needs to become the next top player in Dokapon Kingdom.
Now I have been told that there is a guy called John but I'm sorry guys, there isn't John only HoboCrawfish. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly "Kathy's video essays are four hours long and take only a month to make" just makes me think she does not edit her scripts nearly enough
A decade ago, I found it so hard to believe Bo Dallas was Bray's brother. Now? There's no mistaking it.
31:20 because goth>green
As of the time of writing this comment, HoboCrawfish’s pathetic apprentice, Steve, has been a more effective Darkling than him TWICE.
My opinion on the Bray Wyatt stuff is it's like when Bo Burnham made a series about his own emotional trauma. Sometimes you've got some feelings and you've just got to express them.
'The Royal Ring's been stolen! Who's the Culprit!?' Probably Kathy, she was just claiming it a little early
I hope you will also take a look at Baroque (1998) from the same developing company of this game. It also has that F&H indie roguelike vibe to it.
chat just started dropping chuck norris jokes at the end lmao
he pulled on Griffith
Gotta love how Dan and Arin were struggling to fight the most basic monsters in this game and stay alive for more than a single round at a time, and then John here destroys the world.
around the 31 minute mark, I thought John was going to say "Woolie has committed a hate crime." Thankfully I was wrong.
I'm now understanding how he was able to handle Fear and Hunger...
*Cause even if he had detailed Item Descriptions and maps he wouldn't read them, as we've seen here XD*
Okay that promo spooky voice sounds almost exactly like Weber 😂
Foxcade calling Hobo Crawfish out, lol
i have a feeling kathy is the main character here
"Wrestling is kind of gay" Let's be real - wrestling is just full contact drag. Fabulous make-up and outfits, amazing choreography, and what is a promo if not just reading somebody?
Or maybe drag is just theatre kid wrestling? ;)
I have been living for these. Started my own game yesterday to scratch the itch
In regards to people saying that the Wyatt 6 is an exploitive cash grab... this IS the WWE we're talking about here, I think people have every right to be cynical about anything they do.
Like, even if this is Bo trying to do right by his brother I wouldn't trust the WWE to not make it gross as hell at some point
GO FOR IT!, just do whatever you want I'll watch it for sureeee.
you know the white hair kinda a give away.
As a wresting fan, John, I *_demand_* a sequel to The Unreality of Pro Wrestling focused on Bray. That original piece was beautiful and one of my favorite videos you've ever made. ❤
As soon as Wolf said he was making Steve his apprentice, I knew who the winner of this game was destined to be.
Kathy was holding him back all along
Please release the finish the story cut
I would love to hear John's thoughts on the hallucinatory experience that was The Firefly Funhouse, culminating in the psychological deconstruction of Cena.
Godsdamnit... this is how I learn about Windham Rotunda? And by Proxy the Iron Sheik?
I fell out of the Wrestling news and programming circuit about when Wrestletalk basically ended their long-running quiz-show over CoViD, stopped watching AEW after Cody left and Punk showed how toxic he is, and I haven't cared about WWE because of the last 2 decades of Vince. But still... Bray was one of the few WWE wrestlers I tried paying attention to,... Dude was young... and paired with the whole Jon Huber stuff... it's rather tragic.
I hear RUclips let Kathy keep her unedited Sonic video live without demonetization.
Watch hobocrawfish loose the beilith
My wife is yelling at the scream rn as you mention the directors cut of the Roman Reigns video, she is SO EXCITED about you doing that video (potentially)!! Also ngl, your wrestling videos got me (queer enby) into wrestling for the first time in my life, been watching since wrestlemania 40 💕
Im a blonde kinda guy…. So I loved the change in shadow hearts hair. It like she did it specifically for me lol.
Hobo-serk
@@kaijew8930 Hobo-serk: The Kingdom Dokapon Arc
Does anyone know where i can post fanart for this series
There’s a Discord, but I believe it’s Patreon only. Perhaps Twitter?
HoboCrawfish pulls a griffith.
for more roman rains it would be fine, but also he will not be named or john will cancelled mitch digger
Goth/Alt man here, we love you too John XD
I knew it would happen
Not sure if you're gonna see this, but if a directors cut version of the Roman Reigns video is what you wanna do then go for it! I, for one, would love to see it! I haven't had much exposure to wrestling before and your videos about it honestly makes me want to watch it for myself.
Nice vid
John saying he is gonna get Woolie back is questionable. I mean, Woolie watched both a Serbian Film and the Postal movie. In theaters.
He's just gonna counter punch with Gozu or Visitor Q. John has to beat Woolie with love.
If you would like to see a video essay on Bray Wyatt, the channel BHUltra did an 8 hour long video on him from the start of his carrier and almost up to the debut of the Fiend. I will have to warn you though - there is a bit of Sheamus slander in it. Viewer discretion is advised.
Correction, Final Gamer is the Last Place Gamer.
>Magic does barely any damage
>Decides to m-guard again despite Sphynx's much higher ATK stat
>Dies
>"BWHAAA?"
HoboCrawfish really is his own worst enemy.
The link to Versus Wolves is broken, has been for a while probably.
If you want to add stuff to the roman reigns video i suggest you wait until summerslam where roman reigins is said to return and talk about codys story , the bloodline 2.0 and roman reigns return.
More Roman Reigns would be pretty pog.
Does anyone know where to find the latest charity stream? I cant find it.
Hello Eyepatchwolf man , I’m the rare fan who’s here for the wrestling segment . Instead of adding an extra 30 minutes to the Roman video how about a Cody video ? Since that will overlap with the part of Roman’s story that occurred after your video ! We get Cody’s start , fall and rise + Roman’s “end “ .
I don't know a lot about Wrestling (what I know is mostly from John) but that promo irked me so much ugh. like, there has to be a line between performance and the actual reality and that has to have some fucking boundaries. no idea whether his brother feels the same way, it's just so fucked up
I mean, his brother is dead, so it'll be hard to ask about his feelings. However, Bray Wyatt while he was alive once came out in his new Fiend mask and persona carrying a lantern that looked like it was made out of Bray Wyatt's cut off head, so his tolerance levels for questionable stuff might have been quite high.
Also, as far as "wrestlers' families and/or dead wrestlers utilized in wrestling stories" goes, I think this kind of stuff, raw emotions and continuing Bray's gimmick and creative ideas, is actually more respectful than some other stuff that happened throughout the years...
alerts ruin streams anyway, leave them turned off
Another episode of "HC not checking his inventory and/or surroundings and getting out-played by Kathy" arrives.
This is funny, because both youtube-onlies and twitch viewers were able to witness similar events at roughly the same time, like how Gege Akutami
[SPOILERS]
timed Gojo's mangs death the same week he was sealed in the anime.
[SPOILERS]
Ya know i wouldnt gave asked for a full playthru or anything based on this just being a vs wolves thing. But if John actually likes this, I HAVE TO INSIST you actually grab some other humans to play with. The experience just isnt the same without real intent and malice and spite behind every fuckedover moment
This whole thing was so John could learn how to play Dokapon. Now Woolie can make him play it with him as a nuclear option
:o
kathy liking omikron is actually very problematic and unbased.
Day 22 of asking for American Mcgee's Alice. Road to 30!
I will never understand how someone with a functioning brain can be such a fan of wrestling. It's like a sweaty, badly-acted soap-opera with ridiculous looking fights.
I get that this is just how it is for me, but you got to understand, since this is how I see it, that makes it hard to get how anyone sensible can actually like it.
idgi either, it's just one of those things you had to be into as a kid I think
I think you'll understand if you watch his videos about it
so is this ep recorded after the podcast?
i was waiting to finish it after seeing how it ends on youtube
This is the start of the post-recording streams
@@regulareyepatchwolf6128 THANK YOU! I can finally finish that ep of VS Wolves