If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 6: Tabletop Adventures

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @nerdlydelicious1876
    @nerdlydelicious1876 5 лет назад +1145

    "I am fortifying this iron cage"
    "wait that's terrible, why did I say that?"

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 5 лет назад +61

      because the best defense is a good offensive.

    • @korstmahler
      @korstmahler 5 лет назад +124

      [Amused Perturabo Noises]

  • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
    @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +4206

    Honestly this does have my consent.

    • @DarkLordOfSweden
      @DarkLordOfSweden 5 лет назад +183

      The elector count have answered the call!

    • @justindalton8701
      @justindalton8701 5 лет назад +50

      Will you will you submit to me emperor of mankind considering you know the 40k version has more technology, resources and fanbase?

    • @EmanGameplay
      @EmanGameplay 5 лет назад +48

      But are you Prince AND Emperor?

    • @DarkLordOfSweden
      @DarkLordOfSweden 5 лет назад +53

      @@justindalton8701 reported to the witch hunters, the Emperor only submits to Sigmar or Ulric, not a golden copycat

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 5 лет назад +48

      @@justindalton8701 what blasphemy is this ? The sons of Sigmar will never submit to a stupid wannabe whose pretty much to blame for the downfall of his empire. Run as fast as your legs can carry you heathen because the witch hunters are coming for you.

  • @eddiekarlsson967
    @eddiekarlsson967 5 лет назад +5215

    "I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..."
    Genuinly qoutable line.

    • @leonardhollsten8145
      @leonardhollsten8145 5 лет назад +620

      I never expected the High Lords to be some of the most competent players in the game.

    • @robofreak425
      @robofreak425 5 лет назад +386

      @@leonardhollsten8145 I mean, they've been the high lords for so long so they must have been doing something right, right?

    • @AlphaNumericKey
      @AlphaNumericKey 5 лет назад +349

      It.... seems like the High Lords really are good at their jobs. It's just that the Imperium's suckage drags down their good intentions I guess?

    • @nicholasrocha2414
      @nicholasrocha2414 5 лет назад +148

      @@AlphaNumericKey likely a mixed bag

    • @josephstahl9119
      @josephstahl9119 5 лет назад +311

      *According to Canon at one point these guys were the best of the best that the Imperium had to offer. The issue is that eventually, they get Old. Really Really Really Old. Like all men do Age weighs on them. So obviously there comes a time to hand power over to new blood, but the rules and laws that were established regarding the succession of the High Lords all stemmed from a belief that the Emperor would still be around to help make good choices because it would be inconceivable for the Emperor NOT to be there.*
      *One visit to Horus Vengeful Spirit later...*
      *Oh shit who takes up power now!? No clear ways to discern successors the only thing they can do is just rule until they eventually someone dies or not dies by becoming a house and then pray everything works out.*

  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 3 года назад +2288

    I love how the death of Krakus (the literal troll player) had a much bigger impact to the other characters than the deaths of the edgelord and the murderhobo

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 года назад +327

      Considering that unlike the other two he never actually did anything to cause problems…
      Well.
      They were all idiots but he was an inoffensive and ineffectual kind of stupid rather than Pope Shafthat’s thinly veiled excuse to voice his grievances and frustrations on everyone and the inane violence of the nutcase that causes more problems in the campaign than it solves.

    • @declanedmison5442
      @declanedmison5442 3 года назад +279

      Krakus was a pure soul. He never killed anybody, just cut off their faces.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 года назад +102

      @@declanedmison5442 well after they were dead so it wasn’t an act of maliciousness on his part.

    • @MURPHYCHACHO
      @MURPHYCHACHO 2 года назад +49

      Krakus was too beautiful for this world.

    • @toninhosoldierhelmet4033
      @toninhosoldierhelmet4033 2 года назад +10

      really late question but was decius send to the fucking warp? 28:14

  • @Gray28wolf08
    @Gray28wolf08 5 лет назад +2549

    Rogal's own response to him fortifying the iron cage was hilarious.

    • @MrJulio632
      @MrJulio632 5 лет назад +54

      Took me a bit to get it

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +30

      I don't get it. I know nothing of Warhammer Fantasy universe.

    • @comradebusman3
      @comradebusman3 5 лет назад +7

      @@Matihood1 same

    • @Xeakquh
      @Xeakquh 5 лет назад +248

      @@Matihood1 Rogal attacked and lost a lot of men fighting perturabo's Iron cage in Warhammer 40k/30k not sure which not my thing to look it up. Anyone more knowledgeable correct me.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 5 лет назад +10

      He always has been like that

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  5 лет назад +3814

    Thank you for your patience. This one took a long time to make because we had too much fun making it. Couldn't stop writing the script.
    I preemptively apologize for any rule flubs that hardened Fantasy RP veterans might notice. We reserved the right to skip over parts of the rules to streamline the video-making process.
    I really hope you end up enjoying it, I put a lot of work into it, biggest project I've ever worked on. Won't be making a video like this again any time soon.
    Next big project I'm hopping on is EP28, which is a lot shorter and I've already finished up a significant portion of it.
    Expect the time between this video and EP28 to be much shorter than the time between my last video and this one.

    • @oskartheguy2105
      @oskartheguy2105 5 лет назад +90

      DADDY YOUR BACK!!!

    • @letuan7071
      @letuan7071 5 лет назад +13

      Its finally here.

    • @agentoy6065
      @agentoy6065 5 лет назад +25

      Finally a new episode. Glad to see you are ok

    • @rayyanali4471
      @rayyanali4471 5 лет назад +19

      Can't wait for EP28

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 лет назад +11

      well my friend if it allows for great content to be made then take your time

  • @TheWildmanden
    @TheWildmanden 5 лет назад +4273

    The Provost marshall is an amazing roleplayer. "I am sorry my friend, but the law already burns in this land". Powerful line right there

    • @ck_wagner3125
      @ck_wagner3125 5 лет назад +650

      All High Lords of Terra are surprisingly good roleplayers with the power of law, luck and dung.

    • @Nightshadow1708
      @Nightshadow1708 5 лет назад +357

      Who knows maybe they are so bored with their duties that while no one is looking they are playing dnd

    • @jacobmcneer609
      @jacobmcneer609 5 лет назад +178

      @@ck_wagner3125 except the Ecclesiarch

    • @ck_wagner3125
      @ck_wagner3125 5 лет назад +242

      @@jacobmcneer609 At least he distracted the ogre and was that one stereotypical antihero. I guess he saw a chance to take revenge for hours of sitting with High Lords.

    • @unluckyone1655
      @unluckyone1655 5 лет назад +118

      He's also one hell of a rules lawyer

  • @scoompaloompa
    @scoompaloompa 2 года назад +1327

    I honestly love that the Emperor is trying to be a powergamer, not because he's enacting a power fantasy, but because he literally can't comprehend that normal people can't do the overpowered shit that he can do without effort. Dodging an arrow, destroying a soul, commanding other people's will, that's all child's play to the Emperor. He cannot fathom that those things would be out of his control. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @ae3qe27u3
      @ae3qe27u3 Год назад +171

      It's honestly really fantastic. He just... has a fundamentally skewed perception of what he can instinctually do. His reference frame is tilted and covered in gold

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 Год назад +22

      The writing is very gold

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 11 месяцев назад +23

      Wait isnt that one of the things the last priest tried explaining to big e after he had revealed himself?

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 10 месяцев назад +40

      ​@gatordragon6140 Yes and that's why the last priest failed to explain it. The emperor has had this mindset for tens of thousands of years in a body that while immensely powerful was still fundamentally human.
      We start getting stubborn by 30. You cannot use just common sense reasoning by the time of old night. You'd need someone to takes actual years explaining it in microscopic granular detail for him to really understand. Anything less is just him humoring you cause he trusts your opinion

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 3 месяца назад +8

      @@legojay14 I now imagine that after the Heresy Big E found that last priest's soul and they had that talk. A little late but now he has a better understanding of the people he led and that he can use that to better help however he can

  • @KoboltBlue
    @KoboltBlue 5 лет назад +589

    magnus: and now he's dead, congratulations
    me: should have given him a fate point
    Grand Provost Marshal: why didn't you just give him a Fate point
    me: well alright then

  • @AntiXaldin
    @AntiXaldin 4 года назад +4315

    Rogal Dorn: The Space Wolves are incredibly uninspired.
    Also Rogal Dorn: You arrive at the castle of Castle which looks over the town of Town.

    • @RichterBelmont2235
      @RichterBelmont2235 4 года назад +236

      Practicality has no need for inspiring aspect. Though Dorn decorated the palace with gold and won the job from Perturabo so maybe he was just being bad at naming things?

    • @CoffeeForAll
      @CoffeeForAll 4 года назад +170

      How many towns are actually named town.
      Also, the castle of castle would be a mighty castle for such a castle would be the only castle in the town of town, the town of all towns where the imperial imperialists make their homely homes.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 года назад +72

      @@CoffeeForAll
      To be fair, a LOT of "towns" are named after a person's name with -town stuck at the end of it (Jonestown, Jamestown, Goobertown, Georgetown, etc).

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 года назад +50

      And his character's name is Rogal Dorn backwards. 3:19

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 4 года назад +52

      @@joshuakim5240 I don't think he knew how the game worked. It probably said (Town) and (Castle). That is, he was reading the placeholders that you're supposed to come up with actual place names for, those were just where you're supposed to mention them.

  • @DinoJake
    @DinoJake 5 лет назад +2256

    "This may be a tram ride into hell, but it was forged of our own decisions!"
    Powerful words right there.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +58

      Even the custodes are ultimately still human beneath all that oiled muscles

    • @arismafiamafiaiskandar5145
      @arismafiamafiaiskandar5145 5 лет назад +45

      That line alone sums up The Imperium after Horus Heresy

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +8

      Here are some more powerful words, "Slaughter Furfags!"

    • @PhantomJavelin
      @PhantomJavelin 5 лет назад +20

      @Craft Zeppelin Also, Rogal being the one to drag around the Emperor's broken body was a nice touch.

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 4 года назад +2

      My life right there

  • @Insanity6419
    @Insanity6419 2 года назад +1453

    I’ve got a feeling that Tzeentch messed with the dice for the sole purpose of making Magnus as miserable as possible, messing with the Emperor’s rolls was just some extra fun.

    • @Yamato12345666
      @Yamato12345666 Год назад +140

      The Emperor does never reveal his plan so obviously. Sure Tzeentch might have fuckked up his rolls but how do you think that ultra-crit of the custodes was possible? He doesn't use his powers for minor successes that can be achieved otherwise, but when all else fails he bolsters those who fight for him with all the strength they need to overcome their enemy.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 11 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@Yamato12345666 tzeench: good change, bad change? Change is change and all change is good change

    • @padriazozzriaorizifian8672
      @padriazozzriaorizifian8672 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@austinbutcher8106"And keep the change!"

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 *eldrich giggleing and gargling *

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 9 месяцев назад

      @@Yamato12345666 or it was actually ulric who blessed the rolls.
      the custodes really was pretty much unbeatable, a space marine alone is said to be capable of taking over an entire planet on his own if given time. so a custodes saying they are going to burn down the planet would be a huge enough threat to warrant divine intervention

  • @SymmetricalDocking
    @SymmetricalDocking 5 лет назад +817

    Didn't expect the high lords of Terra to absolutely carry the day.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 лет назад +83

      Sometimes old people can actually be fun.

    • @walexdrak3561
      @walexdrak3561 5 лет назад +166

      Charles McIver they actually are the youngest in the room.

    • @zqfmgb4335
      @zqfmgb4335 5 лет назад +68

      @@walexdrak3561 Their minds are the oldest though. Unlike the Primarchs and the Custodes they don't enjoy perpetual almost eternal youth bs.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 лет назад +34

      @@walexdrak3561
      Oh right. Even so they're still ordinary humans and are characterized as old people. So we might as well call them the old guys in the group.

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 лет назад +15

      @@walexdrak3561 Donghat and Raving Lunatic Commoner seem younger.

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 лет назад +3932

    The worst part is that this is an accurate representation of the average D&D campaign

  • @jmbs3044
    @jmbs3044 5 лет назад +706

    "I AM FORTIFYING THIS IRON CAGE"
    I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @inceptiongamer1163
      @inceptiongamer1163 5 лет назад +3

      can somebody just do a cut out movie from every "roleplay scene" and make it it's own story?

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt 5 лет назад +1

      *YES*

    • @SecchanOG003
      @SecchanOG003 Год назад

      It happens almost 4 years, are you still laughing?

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 года назад +2790

    Fun fact: Magnus was in fact NOT railroading them. He is letting them do what they want, and suffer the consequences. When they said he was railroading him, he got angrier and started doing kind-of railroady things though.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker 2 года назад +288

      So a self-fulfilling prophecy then?

    • @carlodagunz
      @carlodagunz 2 года назад +273

      To be fair, he was also operating on an imperfect understanding of the rules of the game

    • @InvaderKaz2008
      @InvaderKaz2008 2 года назад +226

      I mean, you're using "consequences" really loosely there to be honest. Really, Magnus was *punishing* them for doing anything that wasn't his plan.
      He wanted them to be characters in *his* story, he literally even says so, and whenever they didn't act out the image in his head, he would throw enemies at them way above their power level instead of just crafting something new for them to experience that would suit their desires and accommodate their play style.
      Magnus made a campaign for Magnus, and got mad that the players weren't playing like Magnus would. I consider that the worst kind of railroading: passive aggressive railroading.

    • @MrBidonboy
      @MrBidonboy 2 года назад +81

      Well, to be truly fair, he didn't wanted to GM, it was imposed on him by the others. He just wanted to play.

    • @HarrowKrodarius
      @HarrowKrodarius 2 года назад +110

      @@InvaderKaz2008 But now you also forget the fact that the book of Fate he also used. Did the generating of the events of the game, which also showed magnus was not fully in control of the story of the campaign, but the book of fate itself that also punished them, I mean Magnus did give them many chances and recommended them many times to go back. I mean would Magnus have come up with the idea of having an Actual Custodes be an actual enemy boss. You could say they were actually fully interacting with the Warhammer Fantasy World directly due to magnus.

  • @micah4993
    @micah4993 5 лет назад +4960

    I just imagine Kitten stuck in brutal combat on mars while everyone is doing this.

    • @zefellowbud5970
      @zefellowbud5970 5 лет назад +476

      Micah Bierlein imagine how he would react finding out they are just messing around while he works

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny 5 лет назад +241

      *perhaps*

    • @cxfxcdude
      @cxfxcdude 5 лет назад +370

      CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES

    • @sword4005
      @sword4005 5 лет назад +98

      @@zefellowbud5970 so normal routine then?

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 лет назад +61

      @@cxfxcdude *Clear Mind plays in the distance*

  • @DocMadfox
    @DocMadfox 5 лет назад +577

    I feel Magnus' pain in this.
    Edit: At the beginning at least.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 5 лет назад +34

      yup should had been more flexible and created like i don't know an actual goal worth striving for, i mean like "end of the world maybe cheezy but it is something that the party can have fun tackling any way they want.

    • @FatalShadow13
      @FatalShadow13 5 лет назад +48

      The Provost Marshal was right though, if he didn't want the guy to die, he shouldn't have given him stats. He could have given them an easy job like giving them jobs as Sewer Jacks, or clearing out creatures from an infested celler. Even joining the Magnar on a quest to take back his lands in the border princes would be good

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 лет назад +10

      Magnus deserves this suffering. Because its funny.

  • @chrisnicolet8910
    @chrisnicolet8910 5 лет назад +1306

    rogals dwarf is now in the 40k universe
    Meaning
    SQUATS ARE BACK BITCHES

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 5 лет назад +100

      Tyranids: "how dare you still live bitch!"

    • @dumpygrimbo8623
      @dumpygrimbo8623 5 лет назад +48

      *happy space biker midget noises*

    • @gorvarhadgarson5227
      @gorvarhadgarson5227 5 лет назад +25

      All aboard the Squat Battle Hype Train bitches!!!!

    • @DigitalGame18
      @DigitalGame18 5 лет назад +11

      Weren't they already?

    • @thefacelessstranger4983
      @thefacelessstranger4983 5 лет назад +5

      I've already had a Squat running ammo for my gang these last three months...

  • @silox100
    @silox100 3 года назад +3682

    I can't believe it took me this long to realize that Nrod Lagorson is just Rogal Dorn spelled backwards with an extra "Son" added to it.

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 3 года назад +426

      At least he was creative enough to do that instead of using his own name. Clever, considering it’s dorn we are talking about.

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 года назад +200

      @@Rikimaru0523 he probably thought he was being incredibly clever, if his thoughts on chess similes are anything to go by

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 года назад +81

      Any creation of Rogal Dorn is his son

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 3 года назад +91

      @@Rikimaru0523 I imagine a good chunk of the "several hours" of character creation were put into trying to convince Rogal of a name that original.

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 2 года назад +15

      @@Chromeberd that... is not that surprising actually. And probably true knowing this table of players.

  • @TarotNathers
    @TarotNathers 5 лет назад +905

    I hope the third pillar man finds his way back home someday.

    • @santiagogallego8695
      @santiagogallego8695 5 лет назад +28

      Wait i got confuswd with the one that wants to be emperor.
      When did he go missing?

    • @imbert3659
      @imbert3659 5 лет назад +130

      He got "deleted" by Emps for making a wincest jab at Magnus in a recent episode.

    • @santiagogallego8695
      @santiagogallego8695 5 лет назад +16

      @@imbert3659 ahhhh right.
      I thought it was a quick jab

    • @italo7752
      @italo7752 5 лет назад +4

      @@imbert3659 wasnt actually during one of the podcasts?

    • @skylark306
      @skylark306 5 лет назад +9

      He just showd up some moment before the game start with the hammer on his face

  • @KrasnayaArmada
    @KrasnayaArmada 5 лет назад +554

    "i am role playing its nothing personal" immediately suggests killing someone in the party, classic

    • @lordblazer
      @lordblazer 5 лет назад

      lmao that rant prior to doing that was hilarious!! it's just so ridiculous.

  • @DuhThyHiTickler
    @DuhThyHiTickler 5 лет назад +783

    “Greeting... welcome to hell...”
    Lol they don’t know how right he is XD

    • @mantisr818
      @mantisr818 5 лет назад +74

      At least they are safe from the End Times.

    • @gonotgentleman
      @gonotgentleman 5 лет назад +94

      “Remember that awful place you came from? This is the same but a billion times bigger with technology to commit atrocities on a FAR bigger scale!”

    • @samtrue3
      @samtrue3 5 лет назад +19

      So In comparison they are not terrible people.

    • @sens0ry0verl0ard7
      @sens0ry0verl0ard7 5 лет назад +12

      @@mantisr818 They still will have to meet tyranid's stomachs.

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 5 лет назад +21

      Compared to the canon 40K verse, this one at least has a sense of humor.

  • @easy_cheesy7
    @easy_cheesy7 3 года назад +1749

    The Celestial Shaman Queen: The wannabe min/max god
    Sir Wamri Le Savoureux: The passionate roleplayer
    Urban the Hagflayer: The barbarian
    Nrod Lagorsson: The unoriginal self insert
    Brukham Nougat: The rules lawyer
    Krakus: The troll
    Bulgo Potatoskin: The spunky high-roller
    Benny Mcbackstab: *_The Edgelord_* ᵀᴹ
    Rolf: The guy who likely didn't even want to be here
    Magnus: The GM who has to put up with a godforsaken party of misfits derailing his love-child campaign with an almost lethal amount of improv.
    So realistic it hurts.

    • @HarrowKrodarius
      @HarrowKrodarius 2 года назад +79

      Your forgetting Magnus the GM that tries to guide a story for the players adhering to the actions recorded and decided by the tome of fate.

    • @funkemonke8084
      @funkemonke8084 2 года назад +68

      I do appreciate that Karstodes (rolf) got more into it as time went on and was always willing to back up and hype Wammudes (Wamri)

    • @derigel9783
      @derigel9783 Год назад +19

      Provost Marsharl: The good ruleslawer.

    • @otterfire4712
      @otterfire4712 Год назад +7

      Rolf also grows to have some fun and immerse into the campaign.

    • @MartmeisterPaladinHaven
      @MartmeisterPaladinHaven Год назад +4

      I think Nrod was also the skills monkey.

  • @arklaw8306
    @arklaw8306 4 года назад +5962

    When you realise Karstodes' character, Rolf, is just a guy because he can't read his own character sheet.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 года назад +893

      I thought he was the one in every group that isn’t creative at all and can’t come up with backstory to save his life.

    • @justyouraveragegamer7845
      @justyouraveragegamer7845 4 года назад +746

      He’s both

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 4 года назад +598

      Now i can't help but imagine that he god rolled a character to pull off shooting the lead belcher without even needing to roll for accuracy, but his illiteracy causes him to have no idea about it.

    • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
      @unitedstatesofamerica4987 4 года назад +213

      @@joshuakim5240 He is KARS after all.
      Imagine His true power

    • @kaiserschnitzel89
      @kaiserschnitzel89 4 года назад +17

      lol holy shit hahahaha

  • @Phe0niz
    @Phe0niz 5 лет назад +4525

    Rogal Dorn's character dragging The Emperor's in her near-death state seems oddly familiar.

    • @CodexQuinn
      @CodexQuinn 5 лет назад +416

      Hmm... Where have i seen this before...

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 лет назад +556

      Deja Vu I have been in this place before
      *father you have never been a shaman queen with a 40 ft arm*

    • @diegoernestovarelaparra3820
      @diegoernestovarelaparra3820 5 лет назад +251

      Or the fact he try to roll to DESTROY IS SOUL.....like he did to Horus?

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +249

      I'm surprised the dwarf didn't accidently poke the celestial shaman queen's eye out

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 5 лет назад +172

      Pheoniz Especially when you consider they were fighting a seemingly unstoppable super-warrior who had the support of an evil and spiteful God. 😁

  • @alulim1338
    @alulim1338 5 лет назад +490

    "Welcome to hell" is actually a pretty appropriate way to greet someone who just entered Warhammer 40k.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад +43

      The phrase "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" is below the title on each source book.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 лет назад +42

      Come on it's not that bad. We got recycled nutrient paste, all paid vacations to exotic planets, Fun and interesting locals of every spectrum, and cyberdongs. Who doesn't like a good cyberdong.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад +12

      @@clothar23 Especially inserted into toasters.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 лет назад +9

      @@merrittanimation7721 Exactly fun for the whole family.

    • @DarkLordOfSweden
      @DarkLordOfSweden 5 лет назад +6

      Well warhammer fantasy is just a different kind of hell, so they will do just fine

  • @Soundwave.Superior99
    @Soundwave.Superior99 3 года назад +2113

    Magnus calling the senile high lords “young man” was fucking brilliant and a reminder of how old and mature he is despite how juvenile he acts

    • @40_yutakajoshua70
      @40_yutakajoshua70 2 года назад +12

      Can i ask what time is that

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад +9

      How is he mature, when he acts juvenile? Huh?

    • @boomer310
      @boomer310 Год назад +78

      Like when Dorn goes to the high lords and calls them youngsters

    • @boomer310
      @boomer310 Год назад +5

      @@40_yutakajoshua70 13:02

    • @Finsternis..
      @Finsternis.. Год назад +25

      @@foreignfat6009 Because that is how life works. You mature no matter what way you act. You grow factually older no matter how much you try to play the spoiled child.

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 5 лет назад +2940

    In Rogals defense, the maintaining of the infrastructure, logistics, and distribution of resources and what not really is underappreciated.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +254

      Dorn could probably do all of the administratum's work by himself and not make any mistakes

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +114

      Would go slower, but that’s not saying much.

    • @miguelrueda1291
      @miguelrueda1291 5 лет назад +109

      isn't that what animal crossing, minecraft, and sim city are about can't be to bad if Lord Adornable is in charge weird how Boy wasn't there tho.

    • @DarkArtistKaiser
      @DarkArtistKaiser 5 лет назад +92

      @@miguelrueda1291
      I would LOVE to see what his Animal Crossing town, Minecraft castle, Sim City looks like.

    • @Johannes00
      @Johannes00 5 лет назад +59

      In addition to making them keep track of the weight of everything they pick up they need to get a way to store it. A backpack only holds so much. They need a cart and a mule. And a guy to take care of the mules and tend the cart. And at least one guy to guard the cart and mule and the first guy.
      How much does your player pay these people? Their jobs are pretty dangerous. I doubt they will do it for free.
      What about room and board and rations for traveling? How much space are they leaving for food for the mule? It can't just eat grass, it would take all day for it to eat enough grass to keep itself healthy. And it needs to spend most of the day hauling the cart, not eating grass.
      And what contacts do they have to sell these items? Can they get partial value from a merchant or are they just selling them for the scrap value?
      How much do they have to pay for taxes? Does a tax assessor come to them or are they expected to have an accountant figure all of that out? Do they need a license to salvage scrap from battlefields or ruins? If they don't have that license then what they are doing could be considered brigandry or pillaging.
      Make them do all of the work to figure this stuff out. And they have to do it on their own time outside of the game. And they aren't going to make very much money unless they ramp the scale way up.
      I like bookkeeping.

  • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
    @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 5 лет назад +891

    _"I roll to destroy his soul."_
    Emps seems to do the same things in role play as he does in real life.

    • @truthseer
      @truthseer 5 лет назад +11

      Freethinkers Politics/discussion yeah...but in the fantasy world the rules (lawyer) do apply.

    • @legojay14
      @legojay14 5 лет назад +16

      @Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 He is going to teach her so many fucking things it's gonna be like he actually has a wife. Himself. But even more brass and even less self control. While also being insanely strong and insanely tough. This will be a dream come true

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 5 лет назад +5

      @Antivaxxers for Nurgle 2020 I mean, the Emps is all Shamans (and there were female one too), so he didn't even do that differently.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 5 лет назад +1

      @@legojay14 I think she is going to be a more angry big sister then a wife.

    • @truthseer
      @truthseer 5 лет назад +2

      Every time I see her, Magnus’s voice “you slap his knightly ASS” will ring in my head.

  • @torwilson2584
    @torwilson2584 5 лет назад +2197

    The fact that magnus’ campaign just turned out to be a murder hobo carnival like all of ours proves that the Primarchs are yet human (thanks for all the likes and comments!)

    • @KwadDamyj
      @KwadDamyj 5 лет назад +187

      In the grim dark future of the 41st millenium, RPG players are still nnnneeeeeeeeeeeeerrrddddz.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 5 лет назад +158

      He also got super butthurt and angerburgers over the party winning in an unwinnable situation to the point he ragequit a campaign.

    • @Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten
      @Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten 5 лет назад +104

      Just like him having the best intentions when warning the Emps he had the best intentions here (a real story, well thoughout characters with a backstory), but just like he only knew part of using the warp he only knows part of the game (his part) and because of his ignorance both situations got derailed. Magnus definitely was wrong, even with the best intentions.

    • @Kevineitor199
      @Kevineitor199 5 лет назад +34

      @@Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten fuck this sounds oddly familiar

    • @Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten
      @Kasgaatvaaknaarbuiten 5 лет назад +51

      @@Kevineitor199 genuinely felt bad for Magnus the Cursed Chicken

  • @LemanRussVanquisher
    @LemanRussVanquisher 3 года назад +2200

    I love how Magnus is loosing his shit, but anyone who's ever run a TTRPG knows this would have unironically been a really good game.

    • @CarlosTorres-vj3vh
      @CarlosTorres-vj3vh 3 года назад +246

      Yes! Like, I was actually excited at that Ulric's Fury scene, as a forever DM in my play group, that looked like a damn fun game

    • @meeperdudeify
      @meeperdudeify 2 года назад +66

      ye magnus doesn't seem like a great DM. makes sense, he has no friends

    • @thelastmlg2699
      @thelastmlg2699 2 года назад +209

      In his defense, they forced him into dm, killed the character he a long time writing in a quick and stupid way, and taunted him for trying to avoid their likely deaths

    • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
      @PANCAKEMINEZZ 2 года назад +139

      Yeah, no. I'm all for players expression and forging your own oath, but a group of players that go off the path for absolutely no reason isn't fair to the DM. In the same way a DM is expected not to railroad, players need to remain respectful of the adventure the DM has prepared to run.
      You can't agree to play in a Curse if Strahd game, roll up into Barovia, and then look your DM in the face as you say "Waterdeep is quite nice this time of year."
      The DM is a player too, and has to far more prep work with more stress than anyone else at the table. If they're running a sandbox game, then go nuts. But Magnus honestly only does things wrong when he starts making the world punish the players for his own feelings, and with how badly he's treated by the players, I don't blame him at all.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 2 года назад +14

      @@PANCAKEMINEZZ If they want to try to figure out the hopeless task of getting to Waterdeep from the Demiplane of dread then they are more than welcome. I can just say “your spell does not work” for about half of all teleportation and divination spells.

  • @pissedoffturtle7333
    @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +2890

    How to tell your GM is out to get you:
    They start saying "I" instead of "The enemy"

    • @jamescretchley9949
      @jamescretchley9949 5 лет назад +194

      I don't want to do this but i don't like losing combat encounters, i'm intensely competitive!

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад +69

      Extirminate furfags!

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 5 лет назад +110

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Instead of doing that, let's learn how to spell "Exterminate" first.

    • @ChiotVulgaire
      @ChiotVulgaire 5 лет назад +92

      @@manel_moura A right and saintly order, for the Emperor deserves no less than utterly perfect grammar. Sadly, they were largely wiped out due to vicious infighting in the "Oxfordian Heresy" when they were murdering each other over whether or not it was proper to use a comma after the penultimate item in a list of three or more.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 5 лет назад +21

      It makes no sense to me.
      The goal of the GM is to make the experience as fun as possible, not to win the fights.
      Winning for the GM should be having successfully crafted an interesting experience.
      One of the early fights in my mini-campaign involved hordes of skeletons that would keep crawling out of this pit and falling from crevices in the ceiling.
      They were so weak they could hardly damage the player, and the player could basically kill several at a time.
      They were meant to possibly slow the player down and weaken them slightly, as they leapt from pillar to pillar across this pit. (They could use their whip to swing across parts, this was an Indiana Jones style single person mini-campaign) Then they'd fight to skeletal minotaurs, which again shouldn't have killed the players, but were a bit more of a challenge.
      The goal was to make the players feel strong, as if they were an experienced adventurer. But it also meant to cause them to decide if they needed to rest or not, because depending how much time they spent navigating this temple, events in town would be more difficult. There was basically a Pandora's Box kind of thing that was going to start spawning monsters in town while they were in the temple looking for clues on how to close the box.
      I let the players be any class they wanted, and I ran through it twice. My cousin was a Ranger, and he was insta-killing skeletons left and right, though he did take a few hits and almost fell into the pit.
      My brother on the otherhand was a Warlock, and when he did it he just teleported across the pit, bypassing the entire thing, going straight to the minotaurs. However his spell usage still made him have to decide if he wanted to rest or not.

  • @maduinargentus5878
    @maduinargentus5878 5 лет назад +1115

    "Perhaps our resident nerd should be the Game Master"
    "But I wanted to play"
    Magnus is a mood

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 5 лет назад +67

      - Be me
      -Forever DM

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 5 лет назад +4

      Joel Gawne fecking always mate... ‘it’s our lot.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 5 лет назад +2

      I know :(

    • @BSFilms1997
      @BSFilms1997 5 лет назад +15

      The kicker is when a majority of your players are ungrateful, murderhoboing dickheads.

    • @colers2366
      @colers2366 5 лет назад +5

      Or in this case a shithobo

  • @Grubleafeater
    @Grubleafeater 5 лет назад +1194

    "I am sorry my friend. But the law already burns, in this land..."
    HOLY SHIT FEELS

    • @TonyRedgrave
      @TonyRedgrave 5 лет назад +58

      I know right? TTS has some really good serious quotes despite not being very serious.

    • @ayyleron6630
      @ayyleron6630 5 лет назад +5

      Absolute kino

    • @justinchalifoux4424
      @justinchalifoux4424 5 лет назад +20

      That shit hit way too hard and I can’t say anything else other than I love this series even more for that

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 5 лет назад +2

      Surprisingly deep, I was not expecting it.

    • @Kalckie
      @Kalckie 5 лет назад +2

      No words, man just....
      ; _ ; 7

  • @delperalfanjul
    @delperalfanjul 3 года назад +3560

    I think I understand now why Magnus was so bitter about the outcome of the game. Magnar Buckethead was Magnus' character. He wanted to play, not be the GM. That's why he gave him stats and a week-long backstory. He wanted to take part in the story by proxy and having him killed in such a ridiculous way angered Magnus from that point onwards. Also, I think the name "Magnar" is pointing to this interpretation pretty clearly, wouldn't you agree?

    • @pavma7
      @pavma7 3 года назад +358

      Damn you right, poor magnus.

    • @20storiesunder
      @20storiesunder 3 года назад +37

      Smart

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 3 года назад +217

      I really like this theory
      WFRP fans might say "But then why didn't he have any fate points? Humans always starts with Fate Points!"
      Maybe, even though that's absolutely far fetched, maybe he made his Magnar character a Mutant, predisposed to turn to chaos

    • @delperalfanjul
      @delperalfanjul 3 года назад +158

      @@sonarchy5158 That would be amazingly on point, since Magnus himself is kind of a mutant predisposed to Chaos corruption. It matches his life perfectly. Great observation there, friend!

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 года назад +122

      Yeh pretty much.
      Also his death was ridiculous, painful, ridiculously painful and full of shit. Literally.
      Like literally choking on shit before being incinerated.
      And not the quick kind of incineration either, the kind where you’re alive enough to be cooked into your armour as that dung clogging your airway superheats with the rest of you while you gurgle in agony.

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 4 года назад +4767

    Did... that Custodes just create a decent, well-built, non-sexualized character?
    IMPOSSIBLE

    • @sab9040
      @sab9040 3 года назад +789

      What are you talking about? The great, honorable, heroic and chivalrous Knights of Bretonnia are PURE sex.

    • @wanderingbufoon
      @wanderingbufoon 3 года назад +118

      Idk man.. did you skip Groger lord?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 3 года назад +136

      @@wanderingbufoon he was "created" by a primarch, not a mere custodes
      (i put created in quotes since that's clearly one of the other custodes)

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty 3 года назад +42

      @@auugh43546
      Isnt that the custodi that was deleted?

    • @jagnestormskull3178
      @jagnestormskull3178 3 года назад +38

      @@auugh43546 I'm fairly sure that OP was talking about the Knight of Bretonnia.

  • @octogen1282
    @octogen1282 5 лет назад +465

    TTS: The TRPG episode.
    And they say perfection does not exist.

  • @deltahat2625
    @deltahat2625 5 лет назад +594

    "Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment" Rogal Dorn is my spirit animal.

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 5 лет назад +83

      Me playing stellaris building a star fortress at every choke point I've find

    • @bakomusha
      @bakomusha 5 лет назад +32

      Dorns my favorite Primarch, Dwarves are my favorite fantasy race. This was heaven!

    • @durandol
      @durandol 5 лет назад +11

      You mean your spiritual liege?

    • @deep1umbra
      @deep1umbra 5 лет назад +2

      This is true.

    • @Karina-winsmore
      @Karina-winsmore 5 лет назад +28

      @@tanklover385 In the next stellaris patch you can choose to be Fallen Empire's little bitch from the very start. Meaning- YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE. You can sit in your little corner and develop infrastracture, technology and traditions with next to no fleet.

  • @superanimeniac
    @superanimeniac 3 года назад +471

    "It's time to roll up your characters. SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
    as someone who's very into dark heresy, I felt that.

  • @Apollomasque
    @Apollomasque 5 лет назад +2365

    The Master of the Administratum: The guy with actually good ideas
    Rogal Dorn: The PC adhering to a single character trait and nothing else
    Grand Provost Marshall: The Rules Lawyer
    Chronicler: The Murderhobo
    Whammudes: The Hardcore RPer with insanely lucky roles
    Karstodes: The unimaginative dude who spends the entire session looking at his phone
    Decius: The edgelord RPer
    Lord Commander: The shitposter with an obvious fetish
    The Emprah: Nobody touch my OC Waifu

    • @cakeboss4194
      @cakeboss4194 5 лет назад +283

      Emperor's is more a case of 'I wish my character to be utterly unstoppable, but I don't want them to have actual character development.'

    • @hell-in-a-cell8141
      @hell-in-a-cell8141 5 лет назад +186

      Karstodes did get a little bit creative at the end, with the leadbealcher.

    • @lolrus5555
      @lolrus5555 5 лет назад +170

      @@hell-in-a-cell8141 I think that would be an instance of the session actually grabbing the player's interest enough that they put down the fucking phone and pay attention.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 5 лет назад +120

      Rogal Dorn's PC is basically him
      I see no differences

    • @lolrus5555
      @lolrus5555 5 лет назад +86

      @@quinnholloway5400 a self insert character, essentially, which in the context of tabletop games, is perfectly fine.

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash 5 лет назад +5754

    we need "rogan dorn plays cities skylines" or factorio or something similar

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 лет назад +3531

    Rogal Dorn: ''I'm fortifying this iron cage.''
    *I understood that reference*

    • @jhr891
      @jhr891 5 лет назад +25

      Explain pls

    • @l33t9r0u93
      @l33t9r0u93 5 лет назад +425

      @@jhr891 the iron cage was the death fortress perturabo built to troll dorn

    • @HereticalHorus
      @HereticalHorus 5 лет назад +303

      @@l33t9r0u93 and by troll,this man means "literally kill a fuck ton of Imperial Fists"

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 5 лет назад +185

      And the Iron Cage unironically failed in its task.
      YOU HEAR THAT IRON WARRIORS!?! THE IRON CAGE FAILED!

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 5 лет назад +44

      @@HereticalHorus You misspelled "attempt suicide to wipe out the VIIth legion."

  • @Skullkan6
    @Skullkan6 3 года назад +781

    Imagine if The Gorger Lord realized that Magnus was controlling him the entire time. Dude would get so errect.

    • @fz7788
      @fz7788 2 года назад +34

      Ikr

    • @smily9021
      @smily9021 2 года назад +28

      Very

    • @KaleidosXXI
      @KaleidosXXI 2 года назад

      @The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg It'd be the Full-Auto>Fuller-Auto of erections.

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Год назад +6

      He'd certainly leave the warm arms of his beloved in the middle of the night, just so he could stroke it in the middle of camp under the stars.

  • @Rex_Tyrannus
    @Rex_Tyrannus 5 лет назад +438

    "I WILL STAY TO SPITE YOU AND YOUR RAILROADING WAYS"
    oh gosh there were so many instances in this video where I had to think to myself "did Alfa watch our roleplaying sessions of dark heresy????"

  • @manofthewest5395
    @manofthewest5395 4 года назад +2512

    "You all arrive in the SLABNASIUM of the QUIVERING ISLES, the air is THICK with MUSK!"
    I need to start a DnD campaign with that...

  • @morgang9882
    @morgang9882 4 года назад +4368

    I absolutely LOVE how this game mirrors the actual lore of Magnus not wanting to be the bad guy and trying to do everything right only to be pushed into madness and rage by his emperor and everyone else playing XD so clever

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 3 года назад +135

      @Douglas Babb Ball Braise Bemperor Boy!

    • @jonsalvadori6275
      @jonsalvadori6275 3 года назад +69

      @Douglas Babb you mean the Borus Beresy. ;)

    • @nobodytooimportant3621
      @nobodytooimportant3621 3 года назад +61

      Even better when you realize Magnus was trying to create the third installment of Ravandil’s Quest by Karl the Deranged

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 года назад +16

      @Douglas Babb *Boyus Beresy

    • @Amir-fm5tq
      @Amir-fm5tq 3 года назад +7

      @@jonsalvadori6275 WHAT baby bumpers beresy that's so much beresy mate

  • @turbo6328
    @turbo6328 3 года назад +813

    1:08 I just realized the Hammer has "Restraining Order" carved into it.
    So that's what Emps means by "immediate restraining order" holy shit that attention to detail is godlike.

    • @fishpop
      @fishpop 3 года назад +53

      He called it the "Prohibition Hammer" when it was introduced.
      Custodisi was the first victim of it iirc and here Wamuudes get his helmet crumpled by it.
      I wonder if Karstodes will ever get his turn in the bonking...

    • @thedragonalliance-tda7604
      @thedragonalliance-tda7604 3 года назад +5

      1:00

    • @Solongsocialmedia
      @Solongsocialmedia Год назад +2

      He summoed *PROHIBITION HAMMER.*

  • @crazydude610
    @crazydude610 5 лет назад +2601

    The edgy rogue who is only edge, the Rules lawyer who interrupts every 6 seconds, the terrible poop sniffer who only attempts to do derail, the Barbarian who wants to be God, the serious role player, and the person who builds everything against class/character. Not to mention the tired DM trying to string the Choas together.
    It's like every cliche ever, but I've seen it in person so it's not really cliche anymore.

    • @asakura8329
      @asakura8329 5 лет назад +73

      Hits closer to home?

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 лет назад +161

      Just like home....Just like home. I still remember that one time, when we had to fist a cow in order to complete a quest...

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 лет назад +34

      @@mrrey3481
      Excuse me?

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 5 лет назад +88

      @@festethephule7553 DnD can be wierd, my friend. Really fucking wierd.

    • @jedaskane2700
      @jedaskane2700 5 лет назад +16

      @@mrrey3481 May I ask what the story behind that is?

  • @elnaut
    @elnaut 5 лет назад +423

    He pulled a "Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies".
    Realistic.

    • @Gigadramon6
      @Gigadramon6 5 лет назад +40

      And it had the EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT. Hell, I was expecting an Age of Sigmar joke there.

    • @boooster101
      @boooster101 5 лет назад

      More like throwing a Tarrasque at the party.
      Rocks fall is the ultimate adventure ender because by definition there is no saving throw or counter.

    • @arkados3008
      @arkados3008 4 года назад

      A cathedral falls. 100d100 damages

  • @lordphantosler2916
    @lordphantosler2916 5 лет назад +558

    I would support a full series about these characters roleplaying lol.

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 лет назад +31

      Lord Phantosler hell have them do actual rpg games In character

    • @bread2239
      @bread2239 5 лет назад +10

      YES PLEASE BY HOLY SIGMAR!

    • @thegamingrex7701
      @thegamingrex7701 5 лет назад +6

      I second this motion.

    • @NoremanSnoreman
      @NoremanSnoreman 5 лет назад +1

      BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODEEEE

    • @thecrtf4953
      @thecrtf4953 5 лет назад +5

      That would be awesome and be a great excuse to have some fun with the warhammer fantasy side both pre and post age of sigmar

  • @bluepearl9075
    @bluepearl9075 2 года назад +574

    Decius’s angry “roleplaying” is actually kind of sad. His whole galaxy has been turned upside down and he’s learned how incompetent his colleagues are, not to mention his horror when he finds out about Boy’s siblings. Dude needs a punching bag.

    • @bluepearl9075
      @bluepearl9075 2 года назад +127

      ALSO: The genuine concern of the high lords makes it even more tragic. They’re genuinely changing for the better, but he’s unwilling to fully trust them yet. And why would he, after all they’ve done?

    • @thelunchlord4530
      @thelunchlord4530 2 года назад +16

      What's up with boys siblings?

    • @cosmiccheese4140
      @cosmiccheese4140 2 года назад +16

      @@thelunchlord4530 he has 400 brothers

    • @thelunchlord4530
      @thelunchlord4530 2 года назад +6

      @@cosmiccheese4140 tf! When was this revealed?!

    • @cosmiccheese4140
      @cosmiccheese4140 2 года назад +8

      @@thelunchlord4530 at least un the tabletop game he rolled the number of brothers he had and as a result he got 400

  • @-JustHuman-
    @-JustHuman- 5 лет назад +1017

    "Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment."
    Yes, exactly why I love strategi games.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 5 лет назад +39

      He would love Age of Empires.

    • @-JustHuman-
      @-JustHuman- 5 лет назад +13

      @@merrittanimation7721 Settlers 2 and Empire Earth where also great back in the day :)

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 5 лет назад +19

      @@merrittanimation7721 I disagree. Age of Empires has four resources and is rather simplistic in its building of infrastructure. I think he would prefer city builders. Maybe civilization.

    • @erttheking
      @erttheking 5 лет назад +13

      City Skylines seems like it’d be Dorn’s jam

    • @-JustHuman-
      @-JustHuman- 5 лет назад +4

      @@GamerGuy249 Would say the new Civ 6 is even more simple though, I don't think you can base a games status only on it's number of resources. As most civs use the same units and you know how the diffrent civs can play the game.
      Supreme Command might actually be a good fit, even though it only has 2 types, but it really depends on both micro and macro skills. Really fun to see gameplays of this in competitive. And each side is really different and have so many different ways to play depending on your skills to micro or plan ahead. Plus it really would fit him as he would love to make a stronghold in this game.

  • @yungtoolshed251
    @yungtoolshed251 5 лет назад +696

    “-_- hmph , amateurs you didn’t even let me teleport behind the enemies and use my katana hmph -_-“

  • @thisnameismine
    @thisnameismine 5 лет назад +900

    I just realized “Nrod Lagorsson” is an anagram of “Rogal Dorn’s son”

    • @aquila4460
      @aquila4460 5 лет назад +248

      Oh no, it gets even better. It's not even an anagram, it is just Rogal Dorn backwards, with a son bolted on on the end to make it sound more dwarfish.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 5 лет назад +67

      Aquila
      It’s both.

    • @elgostine
      @elgostine 5 лет назад +40

      @@aquila4460 i made a dwarf wizard for 5e called dravde geirg or, the name of edvard grieg (classical composer) backwards. so yeah its a simple, yet effective convention.

    • @TrollOfReason
      @TrollOfReason 5 лет назад +8

      I am liking this post.

    • @ilnur9973
      @ilnur9973 5 лет назад +46

      @@aquila4460 THEY ARE CALLED SQUATS

  • @Zenn_Chan
    @Zenn_Chan 3 года назад +625

    “Maybe our resident nerd should be the DM”
    “Aw, but I wanted to play”
    This is the most accurate depiction of tabletops I’ve ever seen

  • @tomzhackray6116
    @tomzhackray6116 5 лет назад +2330

    Alfabuse does an episode on Warhammer Fantasy and a few hours later they reveal Warhammer: The Old World. Coincidence? I think not!

  • @Natrez1m
    @Natrez1m 5 лет назад +5178

    Magnus pretending to not want to be a dungeon master, then revealing that he had spent two weeks developing Lord Buckethead was sublime...

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +1121

      Magnar buckethead might actually be the character that magnus wanted to play as before being game master. Probably why he was so upset that everyone kept shitting on magnar so much since magnus took so much effort to create him

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 5 лет назад +655

      @@finnheisenheim8274 that would explain why Magnar bucket head would have stats

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 5 лет назад +304

      Magnar, Magnus...

    • @felabugg1
      @felabugg1 5 лет назад +435

      @@Cptbravo221 There's also the fact that the Gorger-Lord *just so happened* to have the exact same toughness as Buckethead, implying that Magnus proceeded to cannibalize parts of his former PC in order to get the most poetic justice of the 42nd millennium.

    • @finnheisenheim8274
      @finnheisenheim8274 5 лет назад +78

      @@felabugg1 Isn't magnar's toughness 40? The gorger-lord's is 70

  • @Ghrizlok
    @Ghrizlok 5 лет назад +3973

    Are we just going to ignore that the Gorger-Lord is the banished Custodes

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 лет назад +519

      Yes.

    • @ummdustry5718
      @ummdustry5718 5 лет назад +974

      Does this mean horus was also teleported to a TTRPG somewhere?

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 5 лет назад +351

      @@ummdustry5718 We must do this.

    • @willhiggins9563
      @willhiggins9563 5 лет назад +525

      Pretty sure it was a plot point. I kept expecting him to re-materialize in the tribe room.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 5 лет назад +474

      Ummdustry no horus was super killed. He’s in limbo with the squats and that one Chaos god. Whamudis was “deleted”. Which seems to mean “teleported to Warhammer Fantasy”.

  • @bigj1905
    @bigj1905 3 года назад +429

    Magnus: “You can’t win in a RPG.”
    Also Magnus: “THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS.”

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад +8

      You can win the battle, not an RPG. You can technically still play after the final battle. Do other stuff than fight.

  • @canale39youification
    @canale39youification 5 лет назад +433

    Holy shit that urlic's fury throw had me in tears

    • @SerKawlin
      @SerKawlin 5 лет назад +91

      ROLL, TEN , ROLL TEN, RRRROOOOOLLLLLLL TEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!

    • @Matihood1
      @Matihood1 5 лет назад +35

      I was really hoping it'd eventually fail and the whole endavor would fall apart spectacularily...

    • @calebgreer8652
      @calebgreer8652 5 лет назад +21

      @@SerKawlin TEEEEEEENNNN

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 5 лет назад +26

      @@Matihood1 now where's the fun in that spiting magnus is more important

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 5 лет назад +19

      @Aspiring Marauder BUUUUUUUUUUULGOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • @blackhawktalon9971
    @blackhawktalon9971 5 лет назад +550

    Should be renamed “Magnus loses his mind for the next 50 minutes”

    • @mileshostetler2469
      @mileshostetler2469 5 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @Lightscribe225
      @Lightscribe225 5 лет назад +23

      That's basically any episode where Magnus and the Emperor talk with each other

    • @Zuroslav
      @Zuroslav 5 лет назад +6

      That will be the episode when Leman comes back from the warp

    • @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg
      @Sigismund-von-Luxembourg 5 лет назад +3

      Well he was a railroading bastard!

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 лет назад

      I think he's losing his sanity faster than he was with Draco. XD

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 5 лет назад +505

    This episode teachers us a very valuable lession: Being "That Guy" has been and will always be completely dependent on the group and context.
    Nearly everyone in this group except the halfing, judge, and knight were all typical "That Guys" that would be rightfully thrown out of any normal group. But this was not a normal group, this was a group composed of That Guys, who despite being more annoying that a sack of skaven on warp-meth, all had fun and enjoyed the game together. Meanwhile Magnus, who under any normal circumstances would've been an acceptable (if somewhat railroady) GM, was thus made into the That Guy of the group due to his inability as the GM to adapt to tone of his party (and even then, he wasn't that bad, considering he gave them just about every chance he could and played the rules mostly straight).
    Remember, you're only That Guy if you bother and annoy the group. Don't be That Guy, learn your group, and either have fun with them or find another group that fits your tastes so that nobody is forced to be That Guy.
    Except the Emperor. He really was That Guy even in the group's context. Mostly because he's That Guy of this universe.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 5 лет назад +30

      Wise words... Very wise.

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 5 лет назад +23

      As a person kinda new to DND and confused by how good of a DM Magnus was you put this into a nice perspective and I definitely agree with this.
      I could definitely see the stereotypes in the characters though

    • @7thsealord888
      @7thsealord888 5 лет назад +35

      Well said. The most basic rule of GMing - NO scenario survives contact with the Player Characters. Steer them south and they'll go north. Plan for them to go travelling and they'll decide to stay home. Give them a map that shows the way out of the dungeon - they''ll burn the map and try to dig their way out with the spoons from their messkits.

    • @kuropotato8097
      @kuropotato8097 5 лет назад +4

      The halfing was that lucky guy. And the judge was the rule lawyer guy. Idk what the knight is supposed to be, but bretonnian knights bully peasants(normals)

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 5 лет назад +9

      @@calliecalamity8787 He's, from what I've seen, exactly how most players who are forced to be DM's when they're really not feeling it are. Not good, but not bad either.

  • @loreraptor5093
    @loreraptor5093 3 года назад +225

    We all have a "Rolf" in the group, Respect Rolf, he will inevitably save the campaign by some obscure means.

  • @viyhexe131
    @viyhexe131 5 лет назад +359

    I kind of adore how Wamuudes is getting so into his character

    • @ThijiHiguri
      @ThijiHiguri 5 лет назад +38

      Definitely the MVP here.

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 5 лет назад +11

      Wamuudes really became better after this.

    • @KadRSP
      @KadRSP 5 лет назад +36

      @@ThijiHiguri oh, I'm not sure. Both the Chronicler(Normal) and the Lord Magister(the "I AM THE LAW" guy, honestly not sure about his title) where really good to.

    • @dumpygrimbo8623
      @dumpygrimbo8623 5 лет назад +5

      @@KadRSP the "I AM THE LAW" guy is the Provost Marshal, the head of the Adeptus Arbites

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 лет назад +2

      I liked his rolls at the end. Those 10s would have made even Grendel proud!

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 5 лет назад +2284

    "I WISH TO CHARGE WITH THE AID OF THE SLICK TRAIL OF OIL CREATED BY MY FALLEN COMRADE!"
    This sounds like something that actually occurred in a tabletop campaign.

    • @Great_Cthulhu
      @Great_Cthulhu 4 года назад +53

      I have seen that game....

    • @Phelan666
      @Phelan666 4 года назад +79

      Sounds like something Karstodes has personally encountered before.

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 4 года назад +103

      It happened once in a DND game. The DM was so shocked by my decision to use the oil trail (it was created because someone that was a drug dealer masquerading as an oil merchant.), that they didn’t even have me roll for initiative. They were so impressed by my cleverness but very shocked nonetheless

    • @tmtgraptor8112
      @tmtgraptor8112 4 года назад +46

      AND SLAP HIS MIGHTY ASS

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +69

      One of the first rules of TTRPGs, any and every action, no matter how ridiculous, specific or illogical, has been attempted at least once. If it has not, someone somewhere is currently thinking about it.

  • @jakirakumahata5701
    @jakirakumahata5701 4 года назад +1620

    Tzeench's revenge for the loss of Magnus's soul was letting everyone but the Anathema roll so well

    • @dungeonsanddobbers2683
      @dungeonsanddobbers2683 4 года назад +244

      Watch it again. Big E starts off by rolling crazy high numbers then, around the time he probably realised you need to roll low in WFRP, he starts to roll low numbers. Totally fudging his rolls.

    • @PurifedGameplays
      @PurifedGameplays 4 года назад +102

      Actually no. He can't fudge rolls because of the magic book Magnus has. He tried sometimes thought.

    • @elitemook4234
      @elitemook4234 3 года назад +67

      The question is. Was this just a convoluded scheme by tzeentch to have the Emepror kill one of his own servants?

    • @Rikimaru0523
      @Rikimaru0523 3 года назад +44

      @@PurifedGameplays i think they meant that he rolled high earlier thinking that he needed high numbers for his stats and then not realizing until later that he needs low rolls for his actions

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад +8

      @@elitemook4234 could be just his scheme to make magnus less loyal to the emperor and more loyal to him

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 года назад +221

    I love how basically everyone is playing as tabletop cliché…
    Provost Narshal-The Rules Lawyer.
    Wammudies-Guy who actually has a lot of fun with the roleplaying.
    Karstodies-Guy who isn't really into the game but eventually warms up to it.
    Lord Comand Militant -Troll player with a joke character.
    Decius-The Edgelord.
    Dorn-The Munchkin Power Gamer. (With cursed dice.)
    Big E-Guy who just plays a thinly disguised self-insert.
    Master of the Administratum -Guy who makes up for a weak character by playing creatively. (With lucky dice.)
    The tour guide-The Murderhobo.
    Magnus-The Killer GM

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 4 года назад +1995

    The balls on that tour guide to look the Emperor in the eyes and say "I'm playing Chaos," holy shit.

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 3 года назад +321

      @Samar3n His mind is no fortress, it is an open pasture ravaged by INTERNECINE CONFLICT and chicken

    • @ggefgtherobust4076
      @ggefgtherobust4076 3 года назад +48

      When did that happen? I require the time

    • @funnyswangoosething5088
      @funnyswangoosething5088 3 года назад +111

      Ggefg TheRobust Norscan in Fantasy are allied to Chaos

    • @MrMobiusfan
      @MrMobiusfan 3 года назад +37

      @@funnyswangoosething5088 Some worship Ulric or Ursun.

    • @chocho6075
      @chocho6075 3 года назад +15

      Probably because he didn’t know much of the lore

  • @Thepyrotwister
    @Thepyrotwister 5 лет назад +242

    I wouldn't even be mad if this was what the show turned into.

    • @toonnoon19
      @toonnoon19 5 лет назад +13

      I'd be down too! Especially as filler, since The Emperor is probably waiting for the inquisition surprisingly return.

  • @Kaladryn2781
    @Kaladryn2781 5 лет назад +1865

    This entire game was just a ploy orchestrated by the Manperor to summon his OC waifu to his own reality. Just as planned...

    • @buterassassin1952
      @buterassassin1952 4 года назад +22

      Alan Reese no

    • @ceasedesist9676
      @ceasedesist9676 4 года назад +72

      I smell Tzeentch

    • @warhawk9566
      @warhawk9566 4 года назад +32

      ...the Emperor is Tzeentch?

    • @Kaladryn2781
      @Kaladryn2781 4 года назад +62

      @@warhawk9566 Tzeentch ain't the only player, mate.

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 4 года назад +75

      @@ceasedesist9676 Tzeentch did mutate Celestial Shaman Queen's arm after all

  • @animan095
    @animan095 2 года назад +122

    "I am sorry, my friend. But the law already burns in this land..."
    Is such a powerful quote!

  • @pissedoffturtle7333
    @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +289

    Next episode: Sigmar n'pals play Dark Heresy!

  • @mortarion9813
    @mortarion9813 5 лет назад +455

    _"Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment."_
    *Well said, it's always fun to see a city develop from a humble township.*

    • @DaimoHope
      @DaimoHope 5 лет назад +14

      I need a really good city sim to play now

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 5 лет назад +20

      @cybiko6 *Sshhhh, we do not speak of that*

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 5 лет назад +1

      @@DaimoHope Same-

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 5 лет назад +4

      @cybiko6 **Sign language intensifies**

    • @noahwatt1269
      @noahwatt1269 5 лет назад

      @@mortarion9813 I block with blindness.

  • @bird2624
    @bird2624 5 лет назад +240

    Nothing is more enjoyable than the overseeing of development, and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment.

    • @psycosanches589
      @psycosanches589 5 лет назад +13

      @@drewblencowe7457 Or cities skylines....or factorio....or...well....alot of games, really

    • @justinkemp8648
      @justinkemp8648 5 лет назад +6

      I agree with that quote nonetheless

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +3

      @@psycosanches589 this year was especially good. Rise of Industry, Anno 1800, Tropico 6, Workers&Resources...

    • @ValdVincent
      @ValdVincent 5 лет назад +1

      Sounds like a travller game

  • @TheRoseAlmighty
    @TheRoseAlmighty 2 года назад +152

    I love how Rogal literally said
    “Degrading Chicken Noises.”

  • @philiproe1661
    @philiproe1661 5 лет назад +2304

    Let's take a moment to appreciate just what we are watching here: a 50,000 year old god-like being, 2 demigods, 2 ultra supersoldiers, the space Pope, a random shmuck, and 3 stereotypical old guys are playing a tabletop traditional roleplaying game. Which quickly derails to the extreme.
    Does anyone else find this image to be beyond awesome? Like something we wish we could witness in real life?

    • @cakeboss4194
      @cakeboss4194 5 лет назад +159

      That would require several hundred thousand years, humanity's degeneracy into a hyper-militaristic xenophobic empire, and said 50,000 year old godlike entity being a thing. The downsides aren't worth the end result, honestly.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 лет назад +107

      @@cakeboss4194
      Where's there's a will there's a way.

    • @Troglodytarum
      @Troglodytarum 5 лет назад +50

      Hey, the chronicler has a very important job. Reading things and comic relief are very important.

    • @pud6165
      @pud6165 5 лет назад +19

      @@cakeboss4194 I respectfully disagree

    • @withoutthehihatehappiness413
      @withoutthehihatehappiness413 5 лет назад +18

      That actually sounds like a fun family reunion lol

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 4 года назад +2484

    I love how the random tour guide is just part of Big E's entourage now.

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 4 года назад +334

      He keeps him around because he's the only person he's met with some sense besides Suncat.

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 4 года назад +223

      @Juni Post oh and the ability to predict the return of a primarch

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 4 года назад +160

      Well he did bitchslap wamanudes upside down so the emporor loves him

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 4 года назад +93

      I'm pretty sure he's Alpharius.

    • @devynd6476
      @devynd6476 4 года назад +42

      notsae66
      I thought I was Alpharius?

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 4 года назад +1020

    "The world needs heroes, but for now you lot will have to do"
    The motto of all RPG's

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 4 года назад +19

      Its honestly how I play a lot of RPGs nowadays

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 года назад +21

      Elijah Jarman and usually in RPGs you could be the worst idiotic person who accidentally kills themselves with their weapons but people will still be like, “MY GOD THERE GOES THE HERO OF AGES!” Unless it’s Pokémon because then you could have beaten all the gyms, the elite four, and have six gods in your party, but some snot nosed kid with a Ratata will always be like, “THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN BEAT ME!”

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 4 года назад +4

      @@landrylongacre6391 yup

    • @lordinquisitorsec7532
      @lordinquisitorsec7532 4 года назад

      @@landrylongacre6391 Or a jumpsuit wearing thief with Zubats and rattattas

    • @ambustio9807
      @ambustio9807 4 года назад

      @@landrylongacre6391 its dependent on what GM you have

  • @BirchMonkey857
    @BirchMonkey857 3 года назад +393

    Honestly, the only bad thing Magnus did while GMing is getting pissed off. Letting the dice drive the story, even if you don't like it, letting players naturally die and making something for them even when they piss you off, making a combat encounter that's nigh impossible through direct combat, and even explicitly saying what you desire to help everyone get on the same page are all decent decisions.

    • @doncoyote68
      @doncoyote68 3 года назад +18

      There's definitely worse gms out there, though I wouldn't want to play with a pissy gm for more than a one shot.

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 года назад +68

      @@doncoyote68 I feel like most GMs would start to get a tad annoyed when the party starts the game by killing the first main contact NPC, kill (and skin) the owner of a cart instead of hiding in his vehicle, and otherwise keep going off of whatever loose structure he had thought of to follow next (not to mention having an edgelord and a murder hobo in the party, which is almost always gets old fast). Granted, some of the things going off-script were the result of luck or quick thinking (such as the knight killing the first ogre as well as the Gorger Lord, or the Shaman Queen’s deception about a portal to another world), but others were simply the result of “roleplaying” or players doing whatever tf they want, regardless of whether it inconvenienced the GM or what consequences it might bring. Don’t forget that the GM wants to have fun too, and if the players constantly trample over everything he does (even though Magnus did allow them to get away with quite a bit, if they could roll well), it ain’t fun for him.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 2 года назад +3

      @@jordinagel1184 In general, when the gruop just wants to destroy the roleplay, well, where to go?
      Overall the party was still constructive enough, though. It's not like they did that shit on purpose, it was mostly just bad luck with roles. They didn't try to kill the NPC, it's pretty much the GMs fault to push it that way.
      But if you really got a group that is just destroying it, well, what shall you do? Have to switch to them being hunted down as crazy murderers.
      Even worse when they kill each other. Had someone in a group once, who just createad a psychopath who instantly murdered the character of another player over nothing. That's just dumb and destructive for the game, which was over anyway at this point.

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 Год назад +11

      @@doncoyote68 he only got angry when they insulted him directly
      Especially since the book was writing most of it

    • @auxiliarycruiser
      @auxiliarycruiser Год назад

      Maybe the voice that said "the emperor of mankind is not available at this moment"

  • @arnantphongsatha7906
    @arnantphongsatha7906 5 лет назад +2555

    I like that Big E's character is basically his OC waifu.

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla 5 лет назад +191

      Right? I was thinking the same thing

    • @Arenuphis
      @Arenuphis 5 лет назад +124

      Relatable

    • @Former_Halo_Fan
      @Former_Halo_Fan 5 лет назад +195

      I like that one of the Custodes has a character named "Wamri the Tasty."

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 5 лет назад +58

      @@ReaperofValhalla It's kind of adorable.

    • @Jatopian
      @Jatopian 5 лет назад +121

      Gotta be lonely having no one who can possibly be an equal partner for you, I guess.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 5 лет назад +451

    This was absolutely the redemption arc of the Provost and the Administratum Master. They're SO much more interesting and enjoyable when not just one-dimensional poop-starved old men rotting around a table.

    • @philiproe1661
      @philiproe1661 5 лет назад +15

      Definitely. I hope we see them again.

    • @dumpygrimbo8623
      @dumpygrimbo8623 5 лет назад +27

      The Lord Commander Militant is just about the same though. I wonder what kind of character the Fabricator General would make...

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 5 лет назад +19

      @@dumpygrimbo8623 Self-insert. No imagination.

    • @moneymrcrabs6814
      @moneymrcrabs6814 5 лет назад +1

      Law

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 5 лет назад +13

      @@dumpygrimbo8623 Min-max Mary Sue self-insert, no doubt. I can picture him being something of a That Guy, arguing every roll that he perceives as diminishing his spotlight, while doing to his best to shut down anybody that argues his rolls and actions. I imagine Magnus would try and kill him first.

  • @AngronTheRadAngel
    @AngronTheRadAngel 5 лет назад +1001

    Pretty smooth Big E, pulling the long con so Magnus can delete his Perfect Woman into reality.

    • @WarmLusamine
      @WarmLusamine 5 лет назад +207

      His perfect woman with an incredibly stretched arm.

    • @Halo1138
      @Halo1138 5 лет назад +149

      ...aaand likely is down a few IQ points after that smack and trauma.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +146

      Literally, the Emperor tries to spite Magnus at every turn. First thing he has her say is “F@CK OFF” to Magnar Buckethead. He had no intention of going along with Magnus’ narrative.

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii 5 лет назад +77

      @@fumarc4501 Big E always plays the long game brutha.

    • @shdwfx40001
      @shdwfx40001 5 лет назад +25

      But the Emperor wasn't playing as NornQueenAlexis...

  • @kingbubbles9461
    @kingbubbles9461 3 года назад +224

    Love how the gorger lord is genuinely the pillarmen custodes that got lost in the warp. It explains his love for his brothers, his massive father, and why he wants a portal so badly

    • @northerner3861
      @northerner3861 Год назад +36

      And his ABSURD toughness by Warhammer Fantasy standards.

    • @coconuttydragoon3445
      @coconuttydragoon3445 Год назад +13

      @@northerner3861From what I saw, someone said that he was equal to a ogre warlord stat block basically.

    • @patchwurk6652
      @patchwurk6652 Год назад +2

      @@coconuttydragoon3445 Imagine being so singularly tough in terms of base physical durability that you as a basically buck-naked human not even trying to defend yourself is as hard to crack as a fully armored ogre warlord.
      Ego-boost of the century right there if I could Actually deflect an oncoming axe with the toughness rating of my bare asscheek.

    • @coconuttydragoon3445
      @coconuttydragoon3445 Год назад +9

      @@patchwurk6652 Amen to that, and it fits lore-wise in the whole series as he is biological engineered to be a companion of battle for the emperor. Having armor would likely make it near impossible to face.

    • @kyledadumb4354
      @kyledadumb4354 Год назад

      Wait, so does that mean that custodies is dead? 😢

  • @aguyhere7945
    @aguyhere7945 5 лет назад +510

    I feel like Decius has some pent up anger regarding the other High Lords.

    • @italo7752
      @italo7752 5 лет назад +135

      Nah he's just roleplaying

    • @SkullArrol
      @SkullArrol 5 лет назад +48

      @@italo7752 right of course

    • @daydelus
      @daydelus 5 лет назад +19

      it's because of all the hat jokes

    • @Zekrom249
      @Zekrom249 5 лет назад +13

      @SpaghettiandSauce Which is ironic coming from his "previous" working establishment.

    • @Toasty_Britches
      @Toasty_Britches 5 лет назад +11

      I actually got the impression that he was really just roleplaying. Some people do it so well other players cant even take it OOC.

  • @lucifer13633
    @lucifer13633 5 лет назад +491

    "my characters name is like rolf, and his a guy" yep totally sums up my character making ability

    • @multidimensionalcenturion9863
      @multidimensionalcenturion9863 5 лет назад +2

      Wierd thing is I was playing DND yesterday.

    • @truthseer
      @truthseer 5 лет назад +1

      I named a character Rolf once, based upon the old Pool of Radiance CRPG. Rolf was the “city tour guide” of Phlan, and in the tabletop game we were playing my character was actually from the city we were playing in, and no one else was. The city’s official language was quite German-like. So Rolf just fit.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +5

      Brian Duncan I knew a guy once called Rolf, he was the son of a shepherd

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +3

      Toomey I named my character in stardew valley Rolf because there was a character named Rolf in one of my favourite childhood cartoons and he was a farmer

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 5 лет назад +1

      Toomey I do that in any game that let's you name your character, for example in outer worlds because you play a space faring rough out to battle an evil dictatorship, I decided to name my character Han Solo, I was waffling between that and Luke skywalker and as much as I would have loved introducing myself as one of the greatest heroes Han Solo fit the setting much better

  • @zimnylech527
    @zimnylech527 4 года назад +1022

    Gotta say, I expected Waamudes to be the disgusting troll player.
    Seeing him pour his heart and greasy soul into this roleplay really made me love him even more... and he was already one of my favorite characters.

    • @RichterBelmont2235
      @RichterBelmont2235 3 года назад +150

      That was probably his 'real' personality before the Emperor got crippled. According to the canon, not only the custodes shed their wargear, they also losing some sanity too.

    • @123darkelf
      @123darkelf 3 года назад +47

      Richter Belmont hopefully this rp session helped him heal mentally.

    • @ChronicNOTAG
      @ChronicNOTAG 3 года назад +12

      For me it was the opposite. I don't like the Custodes, but this? I can get behind this. It was good. Really good.

    • @patrickmcginty3234
      @patrickmcginty3234 3 года назад +37

      @@RichterBelmont2235 Considering how much contempt he regards the "normals" it actually makes a lot of sense how well he roleplays as a Bretonnian knight.

  • @Jewish_Juggernaut
    @Jewish_Juggernaut 3 года назад +258

    44:03 This scene of the knight going super saiyan made me roar triumphantly and brutally like a warrior charging unrelentingly into battle while I was shedding tears of pride and valor.

  • @fornalotta8767
    @fornalotta8767 4 года назад +1578

    I imagine rogal has a perfectly functioning infinite dwarf fortress and plays city skylines for days at a time, or has a giant sim city game that is perfectly balanced and has been going for 5k years irl.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 года назад +177

      Probably all of that plus factorio

    • @fornalotta8767
      @fornalotta8767 4 года назад +72

      @@lucasbeck1391 seems legit

    • @thatdoppioguy1825
      @thatdoppioguy1825 4 года назад +142

      He used Prison Architect as a floor plan for the labyrinth under the imperial palace

    • @weiserthanyou2052
      @weiserthanyou2052 3 года назад +49

      He commissioned someone to make the sieges way harder because it was too easy to slaughter them all

    • @romarudarkeyes
      @romarudarkeyes 3 года назад +13

      Rogal is my kind of gamer

  • @andrewmichael9201
    @andrewmichael9201 4 года назад +800

    I love how everyone thought the Emperor would try to break the game, but instead he just used the tools in his arsenal to make it look like he created a portal

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 3 года назад +38

      My lord isn't anything if not cunning

  • @rampantsarcasm2220
    @rampantsarcasm2220 5 лет назад +1356

    'dOnt TakE iT perSOnalLy I'm jUst rOlepLAYing!'
    Ohhhh that sweet dig at certain kinds of tabletop players

    • @girlbuu9403
      @girlbuu9403 5 лет назад +42

      You do this. They respond with a laugh and genuine enjoyment, acceptance, and sportsmanship.
      Are you frustrated that they actually like it or overcome with mirth at the legit dissonance between yourselves and your characters and the potential to explore risque stories and scenes that would destroy friendships in other cases?

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 5 лет назад +80

      And the best response to them is to play a character just as extreme, but their opposite. Got a rogue that likes to steal and backstab from the party? Play a Paladin that trusts nobody that isn't a bible botherer, and practices some rather brutal forms of punishment. That rogue gets a face full of ''I'm just roleplaying", and also his hands cut off the absolute second they're caught in somebody else's pack.

    • @russellbrown6888
      @russellbrown6888 5 лет назад +17

      @@nickdahl203 Basically, play and Old Man Henderson.

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 5 лет назад +25

      @@russellbrown6888 Sometimes it's to prevent a character from pulling a Henderson. Some people just want to ruin campaigns, even if everybody else is enjoying it. They get their characters hazed every time. Out of character, because we know what he's up to. In character, because the party no longer trusts strangers trying to join their group, due to numerous bad experiences.

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 лет назад +29

      @@girlbuu9403 I think they were referring more to people who use roleplaying as an excuse to be extremely passive-aggressive and act out their grudges without needing to take responsibility.

  • @KadRSP
    @KadRSP 2 года назад +81

    You know, watching this again years later, I now realise the irony of the group of Imperials being confused by the concept of running away, while the (former) Chaos Worshipper is encouraging it. After all, the Imperium is notorious for its "Victory or die trying" outlook, while Chaos Warriors are perfectly willing to retreat if the odds are not favourable.

  • @kichirorajin2996
    @kichirorajin2996 5 лет назад +165

    "I ROLL TO COLLECT THE DRAGON'S DUNG!!!"
    ".......you immediately fall over."
    *Falls over* "GAH!!"
    I laughed way too hard at that xD

  • @ololololololololoism
    @ololololololololoism 5 лет назад +811

    Rogal Dorn has lemons as a snack.
    This amuses me more than it should.

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 лет назад +106

      It is a mighty fruit.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 5 лет назад +5

      Perhaps McElroy reference?

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 5 лет назад +5

      @@paulpolito2001 The P-P-P-Polito fo-o-o-o-o-o-orm is dead-DEAD-DeaD. Wh-y-y-y-y-y-y is IT-it-iT he-e-e-e-e-ere?

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 5 лет назад +6

      WatcherFromThePlateauofShorn141 lol, that Skaven-speak?
      The Polito form is quite hale, thankee. It is wherever I might be... although I could be better; for instance, I could be a Warp-addicted, addled ratman that was part of a deathknell to an entire ‘universe’! Sad when Orks or ‘Nids are more compelling antagonists, but I guess I just find rats less charismatic than bugs or ambulatory fungi.
      THE MIGHTY LEMON IS SUPERIOR!
      E: the reference, at least to Dorn, is just a callback to Dorn (Ave Imperator, gloria in excelsus Terra; sed gloria Praetorian Primarchus Dorn!). Already botched the High Gothic (Latin =/= high or low gothic, lol), and had to edit twice, so if I find/recall the specific episode, and it isn’t already stated by someone else, I’ll post it - maybe the one on the Codex Astartes or Imperial Law. I’m not sure if it’s a reference to earlier work, tho. Pardon the Editorial Exterminatii, lol.

    • @nikital.6523
      @nikital.6523 5 лет назад +3

      @@paulpolito2001 Nah, I'm pretty sure it's reference to System Shock 2 and a certain reveal.

  • @tomzhackray6116
    @tomzhackray6116 5 лет назад +604

    I love how the shield captain who really didn’t care about it at first really gets into it at the end.

    • @pinguin4898
      @pinguin4898 4 года назад +30

      that's how it be irl, mate

    • @Deridus
      @Deridus 4 года назад

      @@pinguin4898 " Let's shoot him to hell!"

    • @trevor3194
      @trevor3194 4 года назад

      That was me when I joined for my first DnD game. I thought it was super nerdy and dumb but I loved it at the end.

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 2 года назад +350

    Magnar: *dies in the most idiotic way possible*
    Khorne somewhere in the Warp: Is someone...more angry than me? *HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!*

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 2 года назад +60

      Khorne: Okay what the hell am I sensing is that The Emperor? IS THAT ME?! IS THAT ME ANGRIER THAN ME!? I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 2 года назад +36

      @@spectralknightgaming8364 khorne:wait a minute. ....wow. ...for a servant of tzeench thats....wow.

    • @miriamweller812
      @miriamweller812 2 года назад +2

      I mean, he's the GM, he can do whatever he wants. Was his own fault. Starting with that he didn't need to decide that the Dwarf can break the fence with a critical failure. But it's of course for the giggles.

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 Год назад

      @@miriamweller812 Doesn't book make it so?

    • @Raven-Krieg
      @Raven-Krieg Год назад

      @@spectralknightgaming8364 YOU IDIOT, TOO ANGRY, EXPLAIN NOW!!!

  • @topkek9669
    @topkek9669 5 лет назад +1074

    I like how kars was only invested when they ran into the gorger lord and he found a way to try and help, then his bro got that kickass roll and he got hyped af

    • @Bocktai5
      @Bocktai5 5 лет назад +171

      Top Kek honestly realistic, sometimes players need the right thing to get invested

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 5 лет назад +121

      @@Bocktai5 Yep. Some people just don't enjoy the story of things. They need some intense, gut-wrenching moments to get them interested, action-oriented or otherwise. Not that's a bad thing mind you. It's just as you said, some people need the right kick to get them rolling.

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 4 года назад +52

      Tag-alongs often just need to be shown how TTRPGs can be fun. When they first see a creative solution of theirs work out, it's like an epiphany!

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 4 года назад +22

      @@viyhexe131 It's like inventing a concept nobody's come up with, and then executing it.
      No matter who you are, it's the greatest thrill anyone will ever feel.

    • @aprinnyonbreak1290
      @aprinnyonbreak1290 4 года назад +14

      Pretty common, honestly.
      Some group's friend who doesn't really care about RPGs, but is here 'cuz they want to be included, had the time, and the group needed another person.
      They have no idea what's going on, follow the party because that's the game, and struggle managing enough interest to pay attention.
      Then they find that something that interests them and draws them in. They often never quite get over not really understanding what's going on, but can become quite enthusiastic nonetheless.

  • @lumberluc
    @lumberluc 5 лет назад +434

    "First we need a DM to build this adventure."
    "I will do this."
    "Is it because I said 'build'?"
    "Yes."
    Insta-liked.

  • @RemiScutlet
    @RemiScutlet 5 лет назад +311

    "Degradeing Chiken noise"
    -Rogal Dorn

    • @windowsme4293
      @windowsme4293 5 лет назад +13

      I am fortifying this comment with an up vote

    • @TheGoodLuc
      @TheGoodLuc 5 лет назад +3

      @Jack Hubbard Fortify!

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 5 лет назад +3

      We must fortify further.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 5 лет назад +1

      @Jack Hubbard I will not look, FORTIFY!

  • @imintheraindripdripdrop
    @imintheraindripdripdrop 2 года назад +114

    This is one of the most accurate parody portrayals of DnD I've ever seen. From the game breaking rolls, to giving the DM a grand mal seizure from pure frustration. Absolutely spotless

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Год назад +9

      They're playing the Warhammer Fantasy RPG, but yeah.