The Daily Show - Egypt, Mohamed Morsi, and Bassem Youssef

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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2013
  • In an effort to address rising unemployment and rampant sexual violence, Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi cracks down on satirist Bassem Youssef.
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  • @sunnykaykay
    @sunnykaykay 10 лет назад +533

    "We should know, we still have the receipts!"
    Great line, Jon!!

    • @pannypan2835
      @pannypan2835 9 лет назад +6

      sunnykaykay Great line, Bill Hicks, you mean?

    • @MrNathanStarr
      @MrNathanStarr 5 лет назад +6

      it;s a Bill Hicks joke

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 9 лет назад +1771

    A government that can be shaken by laughter is a very weak government.

    • @salahrapie2848
      @salahrapie2848 5 лет назад +6

      المخرج الامريكي روبرت زيميكس تعريفة بمحلات النقاد المصرية من طارق الشناوي أو نقاد مجلة العربي الكويتية أنه المخرج الوحيد الذي لم يكرر فكرة فيا لفلام الخيال العلمي رغم صعوبتها ....بدا ب التوجيه المعنوي لحرب بيرل فارس فانتازي ولسبيلبيرح الحاجة في شكره كونه الفلم الوحيد الكوميدي للاخير مع أول انفصال عن سبيلبيرج قدم أسطورته الملونة العودة الي المستقبل مع الكندي فوكس ولم تبارح الثمانينات قدم هو والشاه قوط الامريكية فلمه الدرامي الموت يليق بها لا الاسود يليق بك .ثم قدم سبيلبيرج ديناصوراته فلحقه ب فوريست جامب اليوم وسبيلبيرج يقدم ينتمي لنوعية فلم هيوستن بلانت اوف ايبس . يعود لنا الحبيب ...مش بورقيبة انا مش من صناع الحياة .الزيمكيسي بفلم لن يقل ايراداه عن مصروفات سبيلبيرح في ريل بلاير وان مهما كان فالامريكي اليهودي صانع البهجة في اول فلم اميريك من نوعية 13 عشر رجلا غاضبا (الاختصار الكبير ) أدني وظائف الحكومة الاميريكية اسمها الاشورتينج وهو ترميز خاص لأقوال المحكمة التي يمنهع فيها امثال سبيلبيرج وزيميكس من الولج بيج شورت يقدم فيه هذا المتوسط المجتمع ستيف كارل ما نسميه نحن سينما امريكية ز يعود كارل محملا بخيبة امل عمر الشريف نفسه حيث لن يتقبله احد خصوصا من ذاق مرارة الخساؤرة وحلاوة المكسب وايلامه يجدر بنا ان نسميه اليهودي العبيط .هذا االعبيط سيقدم من خلال مزاراتنا لكل انواع الكارفرز والمولات من اول العامل للاباء للامهات لمن يستطيع شراء قطار عمو عزيز او ترام كمال الشناوي وزبيدة ثروت وغصن الزيتون اوكيكه عالعالي كما فيب فلم صلاح ذو الفقار شروق وغروب لنقل ان ريميبرس اوف الاخوان الالمان الذين تخيلوا طريقة تصوير الحيوانات المنقرضة فالفلم مبني علي رجل أو أب يقضي ليلة كاطفال أو عزاب يتخيلون هل ينبغي ان ناكل البيضة ام الفرخة
      طبخ طاخ
      طبخ طاخ تاكلوا مربي ولا فراخ .....
      الوحيد الذي يمكنه فعل هذه الطبخ طاخ مع الامراء العرب بدعا من ولي عهد تفهنا العزب بلد جوز خالتي وحتي جيجي شامر بلد جوز خالتك هو زيميكس الرهان هنا وانا اتمني لو بقي معي نص فرنك ان يحيلنا زيميكسمن عالم انج ليي الروائي الممل وعالم جيمس كاميرون الاشبه بعالم احواض الزينة وعالم شركات الاحتكار مثل تشانجل بوك الي عالم افضل الصورة المبدئية التي لا يمكن ان تكون ذات بعد ثالث جميلة خصوصا انه كروائي افضل من سبيلبير ج وبالتوليف يستخدم كابة كاريل مع الاعراس وصمت الاعراس ومع فرحة كاريل ان شاء الله سيعيد التاريخ كتابة اسم زيميكس جنبا الي جنب مع اسمي في حائط فيتنام وادبحلك جوزين حمام نام نام واج

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +28

      A people that can laugh are a strong people.

    • @jamesfracassejr9030
      @jamesfracassejr9030 5 лет назад +19

      Fox news go bye bye.

    • @youwannaknoweh
      @youwannaknoweh 5 лет назад +2

      Indeed. #example #Trump #Erdogan #BerndsAFD #I‘mrlytooldtoknowhowhashtagswork

    • @robertaylor9218
      @robertaylor9218 4 года назад +3

      @@salahrapie2848 That didn't make any sense, but that's probably an idiomatic failing in the translation

  • @thelastoddman901
    @thelastoddman901 8 месяцев назад +59

    Who knew after 10 years, bassem will destroy P Morgan on television.

  • @nasserharbi7839
    @nasserharbi7839 8 лет назад +1612

    I am a Muslim and I respect and love John I wish we had this level of honesty and entertainment in our countries.

    • @uzernam303
      @uzernam303 8 лет назад +81

      +Nasser Harbi I think all countries, including the US now, could use more like Jon Stewart. We should start a cloning program.

    • @nasserharbi7839
      @nasserharbi7839 8 лет назад +7

      Neenjah Rammus lol.

    • @danielmaydana8169
      @danielmaydana8169 8 лет назад

      Adam Sawiris Give at least one reason. Or is it because you feel so?

    • @shuaybabdullahi8648
      @shuaybabdullahi8648 7 лет назад +4

      وانت ياخي لقد بعت نفسك لصهاينة كان الاسلام قوي ولم يكن هناك حثالة مثلك مويد اليهود وانشاء الله سيصبح الاسلام قوي hhhh i am a muslim love respect for morsi the presedent of egypty

    • @nasserharbi7839
      @nasserharbi7839 7 лет назад +37

      shucayb abdul calling me scum wont change my opinion. I haven't sold nothing to no one. While you on the other hand have sold your brain to the media and not any media, but to your local Egyptian media wich is run by your corrupted government. Not so long ago in the middle east Muslims co-existed with Jewish and Christian people. They married from one another and lived peacefully. I against what is happening in Palestine with all the war crimes that is happening and I've found that John relatively have the same view. He is an honest man and honest men are few when the corrupt are in power.

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 4 года назад +193

    First time I’ve heard that intro in a really long time. Makes me feel all sorts of nostalgia. Such simpler times.

  • @Waldzkrieger
    @Waldzkrieger 4 года назад +231

    "Egypt what a mess, unemployment at 13%" wow, and in June 2020 we're seeing 13% unemployment as a GOOD thing

    • @eyadahmed6578
      @eyadahmed6578 4 года назад +2

      Cause that's after corona dumbass.

    • @jamesschmitt2203
      @jamesschmitt2203 4 года назад +12

      @@eyadahmed6578 And? You still pad yourself on the back for that number. Or at least your President does if one believes his tweets

    • @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081
      @theonlygoodlookinghabsburg2081 4 года назад +6

      @andrew miller Yeah? Well in Egypt there was a revolution so his comparaison is valid.

    • @ForexArbycom
      @ForexArbycom 4 года назад

      unemployment at 13% what a joke! its literary impossible number before or after corona its much much higher than that, you have whole sectors gone down 13 maybe 30 or 40

    • @aliashraf3425
      @aliashraf3425 4 года назад +1

      Actully 7.5% now

  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 8 лет назад +538

    Fuck, I miss Jon.

    • @ridha0770
      @ridha0770 8 лет назад +26

      hell yes
      but though
      trevor is delivering it

    • @adurga100
      @adurga100 8 лет назад +3

      +skepticalguy i agree

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 7 лет назад

      agogobell28
      Me too.
      CC/Viacom won't put DVD sets out there for sale - even though the damned sponsors have been paid decades ago.
      So where do you go for a decent DS fix? U know where. We all know.
      The people who forward scary notices to your home about pirating sends you into an uncomfortable place...
      Oh - 'I have a bridge to sell you'. - It's called the VPN Bridge.
      Great.

    • @AtOutoftheBlue
      @AtOutoftheBlue 7 лет назад +6

      agogobell28 Trevor Noah isn't that bad.

    • @dthomaable
      @dthomaable 6 лет назад +3

      AtOutoftheBlue Trevor is alright at best.. j Stewart was one of the best to do it .. Big shoes to fill in I suppose.. we need a j Stewart more than ever before to expose hypocrisy on both sides

  • @clairekim2525
    @clairekim2525 7 лет назад +744

    "Democracy isn't democracy if it only lasts until someone makes fun of your hat" ...or your tiny hands, to choose a completely arbitrary and random example....

    • @mrrodriguez2947
      @mrrodriguez2947 4 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielmoore9000
      @danielmoore9000 4 года назад +3

      And guess what, no matter how much you hate Trump, the wheels on the democracy train are still rolling three years later 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @GGamerable
      @GGamerable 4 года назад +18

      @@danielmoore9000 Just a lot slower than they used to, to the point where it can feel like someone is throwing sticks and stones in their path.

    • @patrickdenison6172
      @patrickdenison6172 3 года назад +22

      @@danielmoore9000 lmao this comment didn't really age well did it?

    • @thisaccountisdead168
      @thisaccountisdead168 3 года назад +15

      @@danielmoore9000 your friends tried to overthrow democracy in your own capitol.

  • @VivekAnandJ
    @VivekAnandJ 7 месяцев назад +13

    The "Mocking President's hat and less than fluent English" link to Bush was genius!

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 11 лет назад +86

    As an American, I can honestly say that one of the best things about Jon's show is how many other shows like it have appeared around the world. Hats off to all the comedians who do this important work!

  • @mineMissHellsing
    @mineMissHellsing 7 лет назад +80

    No matter where I am on the internet, I'll always end up watching Jon in the end.

  • @ipomana93
    @ipomana93 7 месяцев назад +8

    Watching this 10 years later.. everything still applies 😅😂

  • @silverstarinthesky
    @silverstarinthesky 10 лет назад +660

    I wish fox news would go bye bye

    • @silverstarinthesky
      @silverstarinthesky 10 лет назад +28

      You're defending the news network that got Politifact's lie of the year twice?

    • @MrKaitland
      @MrKaitland 10 лет назад

      The truth, and the tooth fairy too!! Maybe the Easter bunny will come and make your dumb ass life whole, along with your bye, bye dumb ass comments. GROW UP.

    • @StraightFromKosova
      @StraightFromKosova 10 лет назад +8

      that's my dream

    • @worldshaper1723
      @worldshaper1723 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah they are liars. But you do not understand freedom of speech at all.

    • @neo_grasszennie8214
      @neo_grasszennie8214 5 лет назад +2

      Don't we all

  • @Lionheart-bn9sr
    @Lionheart-bn9sr 10 лет назад +739

    As a Muslim myself, I agree to what John Stewart said. Even Prophet Mohammad (peace be upon him) would smile back at people that would insult him or Islam.

    • @lonovik
      @lonovik 9 лет назад +19

      Its doesn't work like this in middle east, Even Bassem Yousuf's show is now banned because he mocked Egyptian government. Morsi was liberal so Jon was able to mock him , I would like to see if Jon can mock Sisi.

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 лет назад +6

      ghoi bsg lol

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 лет назад +42

      ***** My kind? That's racist. Just because someone does not want to embrace your Belgian way of life, are you going to insult such people? What if someone said the same thing to you, if you lived in a Muslim country?

    • @Lionheart-bn9sr
      @Lionheart-bn9sr 9 лет назад +55

      ***** Maybe you don't understand Islam well enough and base what you see on the news to what Islam is. People wish to live the way they desire, not by the laws of other people. Muslims already abide by the laws of your country, in my opinion that is enough to live there, but to tell them to embrace your way of life is wrong, because many people wish to live the way they want to live and if you force them to embrace your way of life, then how is that fair? Suppose someone forces you to embrace a different lifestyle, would you do it?
      I have lived in Holland for about 11 years and I really liked it there and I have been to Belgium as well, but only on vacation. I am a Muslim, but I wear clothing just like any other European person and I have never done anything to break the laws of the country I live in. I am a guy by the way.
      If a Muslim woman wants to cover her private parts for example and not show too much skin, then what's the problem? If you are Christian, doesn't the Churches have nuns who are completely covered? Wasn't Mother Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) covered up like a Muslim woman?
      I don't know exactly what your problem is, but to tell other people to embrace your lifestyle, is like telling someone to dance to your tune and we all know that no human likes to do that. My apologies if I offended you. Please keep in mind that there are a lot of good Muslims in the world, the Radicals and extremists are merely 0.0001% of the entire Islamic global population. I hate such people more than you, because they humiliate my religion, due to lack of knowledge about Islam.

    • @rebelac4926
      @rebelac4926 9 лет назад +8

      Abu Huraira reported it was said to Allah's Messenger (ﷺ):
      Invoke curse upon the polytheists who are fighting us ,whereupon he said: I have not been sent as the invoker of curse, but" I have been sent as mercy."
      Reference : Sahih Muslim 2599
      In-book reference : Book 45, Hadith 111
      USC-MSA web (English) reference : Book 32, Hadith 6284
      (deprecated numbering scheme)

  • @tarekteto9296
    @tarekteto9296 8 лет назад +38

    We all miss Bassem .. The guy who made the smile on each face of every Egyptian .. Bassem is The leader of smile

  • @zedd_cuisine979
    @zedd_cuisine979 8 лет назад +41

    the best ever..john stewart..we miss u plz come back

    • @xXain88x
      @xXain88x 8 лет назад

      Oh my...wow...

  • @mryuvraj9182
    @mryuvraj9182 8 лет назад +60

    John Stewart is tooo good for this world

  • @maiyenish8552
    @maiyenish8552 2 года назад +13

    Bassem Youssef on Mark Twain Prize ceremony to honor Jon brought me here.

  • @rocknrollmilitant
    @rocknrollmilitant 8 лет назад +296

    As bad as Morsi was, he was Mahatma fucking Gandhi compared to General Sisi.

    • @ammiajames1775
      @ammiajames1775 8 лет назад +7

      Yes finally

    • @molentils6472
      @molentils6472 8 лет назад +35

      at least Morsi didn't shoot protestors, or hand out mass death sentences, or overthrow a Democratic government...

    • @rocknrollmilitant
      @rocknrollmilitant 8 лет назад +18

      Mo Lester My point exactly. Egypt needs another revolution.

    • @ammiajames1775
      @ammiajames1775 8 лет назад +3

      +Mo Lester I agree

    • @a_Lemming
      @a_Lemming 8 лет назад +9

      Didn't Sisi kill Youssef's show anyway?

  • @themanwiththeplan1211
    @themanwiththeplan1211 8 лет назад +12

    Bassem Youssef and Jon Stewart would make one hell of a tag team dou. Bassem is a genius and Jon is hilarious.

  • @linaadam3185
    @linaadam3185 8 лет назад +273

    hmm... he shouldn't have mixed zionists with jews ...not all jews are zionists

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 лет назад +1

      +lina adam But all anti-zionists are in fact anti-semits.

    • @linaadam3185
      @linaadam3185 8 лет назад +59

      i don't really think so ....there are many jews who are anti-zionists ..

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 лет назад +7

      lina adam
      Ok let me rephrase this: All people i know wo claim to be anti-zionists are in fact anti-semits. Jews who i know just criticise the government of israel - they don't use the term anti-something at all.

    • @linaadam3185
      @linaadam3185 8 лет назад +36

      well am not an anti-semite but am anti-zionist ..criticising the government of israel is in fact anti-zionism ....

    • @blub232324
      @blub232324 8 лет назад +2

      lina adam
      Yeah but thats stupid. For example critisising the US government is not anti-americanism. If someone states that he is anti-america, than his feelings go deeper than just critisism. I have made the same experience with anti-zionists. Maybe you are different. But people who consider themself anti-something usually feel irrational hate against this something.

  • @the_thinker69
    @the_thinker69 8 лет назад +104

    Did anyone get the conan joke ?

  • @noneofyourbusinesssame4228
    @noneofyourbusinesssame4228 9 лет назад +71

    Ah, the Arab Spring, a time of hope - quickly followed by a summer of discontent, and a flood season of outright batshit revolution.

    • @MESSI-fx1ob
      @MESSI-fx1ob 5 лет назад +3

      Noneofyourbusiness Same funded by the west

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 года назад

      For what proposes, yet-another "sage" in "@@MESSI-fx1ob"???

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 года назад

      The fact remains: Egyptians merely attempted to ape Tunisia, without giving as much consideration and commitment to the process as them.
      _Ergo.._
      The results are for every well-informed critical-thinker to see.
      Too bad that at least the heartland, which didn't spark the OG revolution but at least turned-out to be the most-mature one to be dignified towards the electoral-process, even if that might be because their favoured candidate was in office - couldn't get to reap the fruits of its patience and to the tragic, unmentionable-brutality of the hegemonic-junta: Paid the price of losing several hundreds of their own as a retribution for peaceful-demonstrations.

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 8 лет назад +60

    I guess I know what Trevor Noah can't replace him. Stewart is very visual. Rubber face, scratchy voice - he has a much broader repertoire in mimics and voices. The jokes aren't worse now, he's just funnier with his face.

    • @otter_tot
      @otter_tot 7 лет назад +9

      Well, maybe the jokes are _a little_ worse now but that is actually a really valid point (well demonstrated by 1:21).

    • @shaterawilcoxson1259
      @shaterawilcoxson1259 7 лет назад

      True.

    • @RusselXJoyce
      @RusselXJoyce 7 лет назад +5

      Trine Langohr The daily show is been on a long time. So people feel in love with it with jon in it. I dont think there is anyone who can replace that person. I started to watch it with Trevor and i love it. I think if you like a host and he is been with you for so long no one can really replace him/her

    • @artsy_artist1323
      @artsy_artist1323 7 лет назад +4

      Trine Langohr
      I think Trevor is definitely growing as a host, though. I bet his facial and other physics expressions are really going to improve with time! He's already getting funnier and funnier as time goes on

    • @ManonVarendaz
      @ManonVarendaz 5 лет назад

      I think Trevor Noah is doing a very good job and brings a very interesting perspective. In my case it's just personal preference that I like Jon Stewart better.

  • @zarahbystrom3032
    @zarahbystrom3032 3 года назад +7

    Still miss jon Stewart. December 2020

  • @teckworks
    @teckworks 10 лет назад +5

    (5:45)
    Oh god, that demure grin just kills me every time!

  • @thelegodude9998
    @thelegodude9998 11 лет назад +7

    As an Egyptian myself... I find this very funny! I love Jon Stewart

  • @lesleysullivan6458
    @lesleysullivan6458 2 года назад +7

    These clips are so funny, even years later. Keep the humor rolling.

  • @joelrepp5413
    @joelrepp5413 5 лет назад +6

    I miss you so much Jon. Thanks for all the work and legacy humorists.

  • @baleeghal-baitar
    @baleeghal-baitar 4 месяца назад +5

    Can anyone dare to talk about the Egyptian president now!?

    • @mohamedfathi2159
      @mohamedfathi2159 3 месяца назад +2

      Nope

    • @da7war655
      @da7war655 3 месяца назад +2

      What does this have to do with the Islamist movement Morsi ibn el mtnaka that was about to make Egypt another Afghanistan?

    • @mohamedfathi2159
      @mohamedfathi2159 3 месяца назад

      @@da7war655 طب والسيسي مش ابن وسخة برضو ولا ايه!؟ انت مش شايف البلد عمالة تنزل وتغرق بسببه؟

    • @ahmedhady6093
      @ahmedhady6093 Месяц назад

      ​@@da7war655 Please don't Insult he was bad but insulting his mother only makes him Better

  • @bensorah
    @bensorah 8 лет назад +261

    Bassem Youssef was not harm by Morsi and he continued to have his show but when Sisi took over he was silenced forever and the only thing he does now is blog. lol

    • @DayzAhat
      @DayzAhat 5 лет назад +16

      abs bensurah during Morsi’s tenure his show was shut down many times though.

    • @alielsaeed5830
      @alielsaeed5830 5 лет назад +10

      no not because morsi but the actuall stopping of elbernamg was because elsisi

    • @zozo8444
      @zozo8444 5 лет назад

      abs bensurah unfortunately true

    • @surle9148
      @surle9148 4 года назад +4

      @@morfisiuslizerro6400 Friend? You misspelled slave.

    • @mohammedbadra8797
      @mohammedbadra8797 4 года назад

      This.

  • @kundalinipsych
    @kundalinipsych 10 лет назад +10

    This segment is one of the all time great pieces of American satire. Perfection from start to finish.

  • @MrManlify
    @MrManlify 10 лет назад +116

    I will say, Egypt is in infancy of democracy, the French Revolution had similar problems, and fear, every revolution that overthrew its own government had a course of great troubles, the only reason America is an exception is because we were highly self-governed, because out overseeing government was a full ocean away, and as such we were already self sufficient.
    However since this is youtube, i recognize comments of intelligence are often ridiculed so...
    Penis.

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 10 лет назад +10

      How and why was the US an exception? The American revolution was instigated by the local elites who realized they'd be better off if they themselves ruled the lands rather than the British. And as far as Egypt goes, the democracy is not in infancy, the baby was aborted when the coup happened. There have been gains I believe, but with the new military strongman there is not much hope for real democracy. Why would the army wilingly cede their exorbitant privileges, when all it has to do is point to the imaginary evils of the hoards of Islamists to get Western support or blame any attack (real or staged; the college semester has been shortened in Egypt based on all the bombs etc. and no student believes the bombs are real, they're staged by the army) on the MB to villify the only organized alternative to the old regime/army?

    • @daveeyde9622
      @daveeyde9622 9 лет назад +3

      ***** Yep..you have all Americans pegged lol....We all are about guns, big cars and houses. None of us here care about world matters or the governing of our country. BTW....how is that US aid package we send working out? Everyone hates America till that check arrives.....and to echo the person above....vagina

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 9 лет назад +6

      David Eyde The aid to Egypt, second only to Israel, has two functions: the first is geostrategic, Egypt has been to a large degree an American client since Sadat. The second one is that it's a subsidy to domestic high-tech military industry- Egypt is obliged to buy American-produced weaponry etc. with a certain amount of the 'aid'. The aid is not humanitarian in nature, the US gives notoriously small amounts in international aid per capita compared to other rich countries.

    • @liampelosky3241
      @liampelosky3241 4 года назад

      I think I just found the most intelligent reply thread in existence.

    • @liampelosky3241
      @liampelosky3241 4 года назад

      America was not an exception because America never had a true revolution. Our ruling class (the founding fathers) were for the most part wealthy, slave owning, landed elites from backgrounds of relative privilege who did nothing to relieve the suffering of the farmers, the laborers, the blacks, women, or native Americans. It’s like saying that Athens and Greece had the first democracy when the only people that could vote were land owning wealthy men.

  • @halobro6300
    @halobro6300 5 лет назад +5

    lmfaooo the way he said “al bernameg” 😂😂😂

  • @husseintoney
    @husseintoney 10 лет назад +16

    The irony is Bassem Yousef advocated for the coup and the junta, then they fucked him and canceled his show, he is missing Morsi's days

    • @TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      @TheSpiritOfTheTimes 10 лет назад +3

      The often borderline irrational hatred (or fear) of the Muslim Brotherhood, which seems to me to be a conservative democratic party committed to nonviolence and parliamentary means, seems also very strong in Egyptian society amongst the secularists and liberals. A large part of it has to be that it was vilified and outlawed for a long time and also possibly it has been very successful with running programs for the poor etc. But is there any evidence it is not democratic, even just in rhetoric?

    • @filledegypte
      @filledegypte 10 лет назад

      So you can't agree on some facts with the army and disagree on other points?

    • @korona3103
      @korona3103 10 лет назад

      TheSpiritOfTheTimes They didn't address the country's problems and just went ahead with their pet project of reforming thing along religious grounds. This on the one hand included moves to boost Islam in institutions such as the law and on the other to marginalise non Muslims such as the Coptic Christians... This doesn't validate a coup but they were leading the country down a dark road.

    • @lonovik
      @lonovik 9 лет назад

      TheSpiritOfTheTimes
      There is not single example that MB is not democratic, they are in so many countries, they are all democratic, Its only propaganda that they are not democratic.

  • @Baatfull_Ocolm
    @Baatfull_Ocolm 7 лет назад +5

    Seeing and listening to him again really brought back some good memories.. You shaped the political ideology of an entire generation and we thank you for that

  • @user-un1gs5um9l
    @user-un1gs5um9l 7 месяцев назад +3

    Just so you know, the police arrested him without an Order from the President ...

  • @wispaya
    @wispaya 8 лет назад +135

    i think we need to clarify something here , when we (Muslims/ Arabs)speak about Zionists we mean the unfair practices made by Israel against the unarmed Palestinians, the original owners of the land , we have no problem with Jews or Semitics or ANY race or religion ,we have concerns with the practices made by Israeli and their supporters

    • @wispaya
      @wispaya 8 лет назад +25

      however, some Arabs say we are against Jews which is inaccurate and leads to this misunderstanding , because not all Jews are supporting Israel practices

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 8 лет назад +4

      This is exactly right. People just don't understand or refuses to.

    • @MS-he3wz
      @MS-he3wz 8 лет назад +28

      I agree. But let's not lie to ourselves, anti-semitism does exist and is very entrenched in muslim countries. In my home country, there are even idioms and expressions which associate jewish people with bad things, and my country is probably one of the most tolerant ones (we have a big jewish community, etc). A lot of muslims hide behind the Israel-Palestine conflict to justify their intolerance and I find it incredibly annoying because they're using the suffering of people. Of couse, I'm not saying all muslims are like that, but it does exist. I think it's also partly because when they learn someone is jewish, they automatically assume they're going to be zionists.
      One last thing is that you can be against Israel's policies (which have been horrendous and tyrannic against the Palestinian people for decades) without being anti-zionist. Anti-zionists think Israel shouldn't even exist, which is a really complex issue and at this point is completely useless because they do exist, they are very developed and they are not going anywhere, realistically. The focus should be shifted towards working for a two-state solution.

    • @rahmaahmed7569
      @rahmaahmed7569 6 лет назад

      Sarah El-Mahdy well said

    • @fyukfy2366
      @fyukfy2366 6 лет назад

      1 question, when did the Palestinians own the land exactly

  • @omaniyoutuber4100
    @omaniyoutuber4100 7 лет назад

    Amazing show, Thank you for uploading it.

  • @Sleepingpoet1966
    @Sleepingpoet1966 11 лет назад

    Thanks so much, Jon Stewart, for being wonderful as usual!

  • @sumguy8
    @sumguy8 3 года назад +5

    Can’t believe it’s been 8 years since this.

  • @touba3240
    @touba3240 7 месяцев назад +3

    Bassem the Egyptian Revolution Hero 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrNINTENDONITUS
    @MrNINTENDONITUS 11 лет назад +1

    fantastic segment, as always.

  • @hollaahop
    @hollaahop 11 лет назад

    Very well presented! *standing ovation*

  • @dog-ez2nu
    @dog-ez2nu 8 лет назад +36

    Bassem's probably making everyone in prison laugh.

    • @dog-ez2nu
      @dog-ez2nu 7 лет назад

      +rey skywaka cool.

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 года назад +1

      He’s been living in the US since 2014 lmao, you tried to go off and landed on your face

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 года назад +1

      Haha!
      True THAT, Mr @@justinhamilton8647.
      But for whatever it's worth: At least unlike the good ol' sanctimonious commenters found at every nook-&-corner at every waking-moment, at least their display-name is well-suited. 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @osamovic7725
    @osamovic7725 8 лет назад +23

    Atleast his show was running on Morsi's Era, now its shut. yea thats true. :D

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 года назад

      What a SHOCKER..
      N-O-T

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 9 лет назад +89

    Morsi is super cereal about ManApePig.

    • @funkyalfonso
      @funkyalfonso 9 лет назад +4

      GdoubleWB Yeah, he's just one big cornflake.

    • @MohamedTaymour13
      @MohamedTaymour13 5 лет назад +1

      Hell muslims hate him equally

    • @ahmad_mido
      @ahmad_mido 5 лет назад

      mohamed taymour
      🖕

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 3 года назад

      “super cereal” wut, now???

  • @projectjt3149
    @projectjt3149 9 лет назад +4

    OMG! The comparison between Bassem's insults to President Morsi to Stewart's insutis on Bush was priceless.

  • @listianocrowe
    @listianocrowe 4 года назад +6

    "This is the daily show with Jon Stewart".... I really miss hearing those words on weeknights!

    • @justinhamilton8647
      @justinhamilton8647 3 года назад

      He’s getting an hour long current topic show on Apple TV!! I’ll be pirating since Apple TV isn’t available where I’m now residing, but I’m looking forward to finally seeing the man I grew up with from 2001-2015 :)

  • @AuspiciousYouTube
    @AuspiciousYouTube 7 месяцев назад +14

    Every word that Morsi said about Zionists was true.. It's not anti-semitism, sometimes truth is bitter

    • @yoloswaggins7121
      @yoloswaggins7121 4 месяца назад +1

      He said Jews. He said they were bloodsuckers and descended from pigs. That is anti semitic

  • @hhappyduck
    @hhappyduck Год назад +1

    Oh that opening is so nostalgic

  • @KyleWilliamMarston
    @KyleWilliamMarston 10 месяцев назад +2

    I am as someone who has a hat, and who knows Bassem, forever grateful.

  • @rafikyonathan
    @rafikyonathan 11 лет назад +12

    Thank you Jon Stewart for supporting us and letting the world know what's actually happening in Egypt.

  • @bfdidc6604
    @bfdidc6604 8 лет назад +61

    The funny thing is, Mohamed Morsi is now in prison, and has been sentenced to death for some crimes and 20 years for others.

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 лет назад +21

      Yeah but he didn't actually commit a crime tho..

    • @pharuss1462
      @pharuss1462 8 лет назад +8

      +Julie Kassas actually he did

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 лет назад +9

      Player Ghost​ don't get fooled by what the media says.. he didn't.

    • @RealEnerjak
      @RealEnerjak 8 лет назад +8

      +Julie K
      Who cares? He's a bigot hating, incompetent, racist, pile of vomit. He couldn't even take care of his country. He deserves life in prison.

    • @juliejulialove
      @juliejulialove 8 лет назад +6

      Trinexx360​ u have a wrong idea about the whole thing, I wouldn't wanna go into details with u unless u want to. He doesn't.

  • @taylorgant1209
    @taylorgant1209 3 года назад

    "But they dont go bye bye" lol I feel man

  • @dolphlalala
    @dolphlalala 11 лет назад

    I respect your way of speaking honest and straight forward. Also do I agree in most of the points you are making. Some of it I may have another viewpoint on, but your arguments of these things are valid as well. I thank you for your answer and hope and pray for a better future in Egypt and the whole Middle East. I wish the majority were like you in that zone (Middle East)
    Peace out

  • @someonedraws4208
    @someonedraws4208 4 года назад +16

    *youtubes algorithm is reaching levels of store that should not he possible for an A.I.*

  • @kouvaaj123
    @kouvaaj123 10 лет назад +6

    XD Jon Stewart is freakin GENIUS ^_^

  • @yidiangao3988
    @yidiangao3988 6 лет назад

    Really love the show, but hope there are subtitles for this

  • @KisstheSkyBright
    @KisstheSkyBright 11 лет назад

    Thank you John!! I love you for that

  • @marktwain622
    @marktwain622 10 лет назад +12

    Three cheers for Jon!

  • @AnaAna-nn6pg
    @AnaAna-nn6pg 4 года назад +3

    Damn. I miss you Stewart.

  • @Sirax123
    @Sirax123 9 лет назад +1

    this clip gave me chills

  • @DaDaDanceProject
    @DaDaDanceProject 11 лет назад

    Love it! It is mind blowing that these different points of view are part of our time. We are so retrograded as humanity.

  • @farah_1997
    @farah_1997 9 лет назад +10

    As an egyptian i'm so ashamed by the fact that we once had a president like morsy

    • @SaRa-bi3hc
      @SaRa-bi3hc 6 лет назад +3

      as an egyptian too i'm ashamed that we still have stupid ppl like you

    • @M-rd9bw
      @M-rd9bw 2 месяца назад

      يلا متزعلش دلوقتي جالنا السيسي .

  • @SunniLeBoeuf
    @SunniLeBoeuf 11 лет назад +5

    I'm Jewish and I'm pretty dismayed at the rift that politics has created between our two (Semitic) peoples. When I see messages like this of solidarity between Jews and Arabs, it really gives me hope. Thank you.

  • @Peter_Burg
    @Peter_Burg 5 лет назад +2

    Best intro of all time!

  • @sarabagsair1
    @sarabagsair1 11 лет назад

    Well said bravooooo ....

  • @lulumirotic4501
    @lulumirotic4501 10 лет назад +68

    I think yousef doesnt mock Islam he mocks The brother which these are two diff things .

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 лет назад +1

      Exactly

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 лет назад

      Nada Healer And if he did? Would punishment be justified?

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 лет назад +1

      +107490099452231741802 he would never do that ... Of course only god judges people but i would never let any one mock christans or jews there should be red lines we should respect beliefs :)

    • @LittleTed1000
      @LittleTed1000 10 лет назад +7

      _i would never let any one mock christans or jews there should be red lines we should respect beliefs_
      Ah huh. Freedom of speech isn't a big thing where you are, huh?

    • @watchjojobitch
      @watchjojobitch 10 лет назад +5

      L1ttleT3d no i meant say offensif things and hurt people's feeling ... Of course every one has the right to say what he thinks but don't hurt people ...

  • @kfjw
    @kfjw 8 лет назад +12

    :0 "there's two things he likes, no three things, no four things..."
    Lifted straight outta Monty Python.

    • @killdianette
      @killdianette 8 лет назад +4

      +Kaylen Wheeler NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION !

  • @lamaziya2415
    @lamaziya2415 8 лет назад

    That South Park reference had me going though 5:41, i have fallen in love with this show.

  • @alirezaderazgisoo9214
    @alirezaderazgisoo9214 8 лет назад

    I love this man he has an amazing soul

  • @greeko25
    @greeko25 9 лет назад +8

    i miss Yousssef's show :(

  • @totaalex71
    @totaalex71 10 лет назад +26

    bassem never insulted islam neveeeeeeeeer

  • @jeannafazzalaro9671
    @jeannafazzalaro9671 9 лет назад +1

    For me, this is (was) a signature Jon Stewart "think piece."
    It made me think: "He hates these cans!" :-)

  • @MaisamTamar
    @MaisamTamar 8 лет назад +1

    Jon please come back, love from Pakistan :*

  • @dantheman6441
    @dantheman6441 5 лет назад +4

    This is one of his best segments of his later years. So many great lines. I don't know how much of it was Stewart and how much of it was the writing team, but he was just ON.

  • @mohamedyasserrafea
    @mohamedyasserrafea Год назад +3

    People have to know that morsi came in very hard time when there were chaos, turbulence, big debts and conflict between the sects, actually, I think morsi should have been tougher to run this country.
    But I want ask the world what about Elsisi, Is Egypt is better place now🙂?
    What Jon and Bassem did not understand is no fascist contry can be totally democratic so fast, baby steps is what we needed not comedy.

  • @numskul
    @numskul 10 лет назад +2

    Am I the only one who noticed the Morrissey "viva hate" joke?
    Haha

  • @Indomi2008
    @Indomi2008 6 лет назад

    wow ... well said.

  • @iliakatster
    @iliakatster 4 года назад +11

    I forgot how devilishly handsome Bassem is

  • @RKroese
    @RKroese 11 лет назад +3

    I was in a Jordan police-cell with 16 Egyptians who worked illigally in Jordan for 3 months (tourist visa), send the money to egypt, get themselves arrested and driven back to egypt.
    Nice people overall. =)

  • @daniellightfoot4464
    @daniellightfoot4464 7 месяцев назад

    That Morrissey reference lol 3:03

  • @Tayya100
    @Tayya100 2 года назад +1

    I look up to John Stewart since I was a teenager, he have influenced most of my views. I was sad when he quit the show but Travis is carrying his legacy property. Its still my favorite show. Thank you for fighting so hard behalf of honesty.

  • @OakleyMoodie
    @OakleyMoodie 9 лет назад +4

    Very simple...Religious Doctrine = Control. Control = Power. Power = MONEY!!!!

  • @AbdelrhmanElsayed
    @AbdelrhmanElsayed 6 лет назад +6

    just imagine my feeling as an Egyptian watching this in August 2017.

  • @edub9930
    @edub9930 Год назад +2

    I miss Jon on the daily show so much 😭

  • @holleysmith6318
    @holleysmith6318 8 лет назад +2

    THANK YOU JON! The Egyptians were great 👍🏼👏🏻

  • @MrThelaxsoc
    @MrThelaxsoc 9 лет назад +17

    .... anceint Mesopatamia was the first civilization that would make Iraq the inventer of civilization not egypt just sayin

    • @rascalofjoy3006
      @rascalofjoy3006 8 лет назад +11

      +MrThelaxsoc Not really... Egypt's culture is still the most advanced of the time and to this day the world is still fascinated by it.

    • @bsarioz
      @bsarioz 8 лет назад +2

      +MrThelaxsoc either way, they were one of the first which matters.

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 8 лет назад

      +Rascal Of Joy Have you visited the Pergamon Museum in Berlin? the Ishtar Gate is one of the most fascinating and impressiv pieces of antic architecture.

    • @MESSI-fx1ob
      @MESSI-fx1ob 5 лет назад

      MrThelaxsoc no actually Egypt was but the reason why people don’t know that is because Egypt had 2 civilizations that were at war then combined and became Egypt

  • @R4Y2k
    @R4Y2k 4 года назад +6

    "Nobody want's egypt to slide into darkness!"
    Well, that didn't go as planned, did it?

    • @casperstonedghost5442
      @casperstonedghost5442 4 года назад

      Cruel as it is true....

    • @adhammazen2547
      @adhammazen2547 4 года назад +1

      As far as I am concerned, it's doing better than the last 7-8 decades.

    • @casperstonedghost5442
      @casperstonedghost5442 4 года назад

      @@adhammazen2547 it's an up n down wave but yeah we can say that 😃😃

  • @TobleroneCraft
    @TobleroneCraft 6 лет назад

    "What have you got there, geometry and mythology? Are you gonna finish those?"

  • @maxlovell
    @maxlovell 11 лет назад +1

    My god this guy's hilarious! I wish they broadcast this show in my country..

  • @PatM1984VivoCristoRey
    @PatM1984VivoCristoRey 10 лет назад +11

    First principles: follow the conflict to its root cause. The US is involved in the Middle East for two reasons:1. Oil 2. The Jewry of Israel. The US took over the role of power broker in the mid-east from the French and British after WW2 and has dictated the power structure of many countries through political, economic and military manipulation. I come from a country that was conquered and exploited by the British through division for circa 800 years, while my people died and were imprisoned for daring to revolt. I say pull out and let the whole region burn. Let the chips fall as they may. US citizens, do not let your gov send your sons and daughters to die in an effort to conquer oil and land/influence for Jews. Your kins blood is fertilising enough deserts already.

    • @TurboDally
      @TurboDally 10 лет назад

      Zionism is just a Jewish version of the Islamic and Christian equivalent. Why it should get no flack or should be put on a pedestal before others is baffling to me :\

  • @IGEKT
    @IGEKT 8 лет назад +123

    guess what.... egypt is a disaster now XD..... we are back to the freakin army .... and our leader's name is General Sissy ..... (im not kidding btw)

    • @SuperQuiMan
      @SuperQuiMan 8 лет назад +1

      Fly you fool!

    • @MESSI-fx1ob
      @MESSI-fx1ob 5 лет назад +7

      Rhino ZR true but better than morsi who was terrorists

    • @speedbird1598
      @speedbird1598 5 лет назад

      Careful man

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 лет назад

      Look at what islam made of them... So sad.

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 5 лет назад +15

      @@supermojo9672 not islam, you dumbass. It is authoritarianism and extremism (in Morsi's case)

  • @MegaHerning
    @MegaHerning 10 лет назад

    The best episode:)

  • @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco
    @SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco 10 лет назад +1

    "We should know, we still have the receipts." Hicks, called it.

  • @tothestars101
    @tothestars101 10 лет назад +3

    This was so good, he stood up for his friend by directly addressing the president

    • @husseintoney
      @husseintoney 10 лет назад

      will the president did not do any harm to his friend, the military which Bassem advocated canceled his show

  • @user-rb2bf4mk6u
    @user-rb2bf4mk6u 4 года назад +4

    باسم يوسف النسخة الثانية لك في الشرق الأوسط. ربنا يحميكو

  • @cocoso99
    @cocoso99 10 лет назад

    6:53 lol "we still have the reciets"

  • @awake1251
    @awake1251 8 лет назад +1

    What a great summary at the end. THIS is why Jon Stewart and the Daily Show won awards and got attention. Clarity.