The Daily Show - Now That's What I Call Being Completely F**king Wrong About Iraq

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  • Опубликовано: 16 июн 2014
  • ISIS sweeps through Iraq, undoing everything U.S. troops accomplished, while the old gang of warmongers gets back together to voice their opinions on the crisis.
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  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 8 лет назад +5152

    I miss Jon Stewart so freaking much.

    • @ahmadabdolsaheb
      @ahmadabdolsaheb 8 лет назад +8

      wonder what he is doing these days

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix 8 лет назад +9

      ahmad abdolsaheb I think he is supposed to be working on some small web series side project style thing for HBO's HBO Go service, or something like that. I don't think he is supposed to star in it or anything, just sort of creating things on random topics that he chooses to. I'm not sure how well defined the project is currently. And he is of course working on his farm. :)

    • @ahmadabdolsaheb
      @ahmadabdolsaheb 8 лет назад +3

      : ) thanks john

    • @jojodelacroix
      @jojodelacroix 8 лет назад +1

      ahmad abdolsaheb No problem. XD

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 8 лет назад +11

      Yeah. It's like.. sigh.. there's this big hole in the media landscape where his perspective, wit, and intelligence was.

  • @alec6092
    @alec6092 4 года назад +485

    Just the “seed of democracy” joke alone makes this video legendary 😂

    • @nyrplayer
      @nyrplayer 4 года назад +13

      It left me laughing for the remainder of the video! Damn I miss Jon.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman Год назад

      Yeah because it takes a real genius to mock the opposition like a clown.

    • @LysanderSpooner-ie7gg
      @LysanderSpooner-ie7gg Год назад

      I wonder how many kids had that joke said during their conception. 🤔🤔

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Let's say laser guided" 🤣

  • @ChristopherChapelle
    @ChristopherChapelle 8 лет назад +1683

    I love this guy. He literally treats his show like a war on bullshit.

    • @noahfischer3789
      @noahfischer3789 7 лет назад +31

      He has used that phrase before

    • @9000yugioh
      @9000yugioh 5 лет назад +21

      TheCascadian he said
      The only defense against bullshit is vigilance so if you smell something, say something

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 5 лет назад +16

      He fought against Bullshit Mountain for years.

    • @tylerknight99
      @tylerknight99 4 года назад +6

      Unfortunately, after years of valiant service, he succumbed to the endless onslaught of Bullshit

    • @kosatochca
      @kosatochca 4 года назад +3

      @@tylerknight99 It's a telling fact, bullshit have wun

  • @moogluva4061
    @moogluva4061 8 лет назад +1724

    This is not as much "comedy" as it is "a teaching tool for future generations." Thank you Jon, we miss you.

    • @anthonycampos8057
      @anthonycampos8057 8 лет назад +5

      amen

    • @biglouch91
      @biglouch91 8 лет назад +2

      "a teaching tool for future generations."
      Seems the "teaching tool" would need a tweek then. The Iraq liberation act passed in the 90s with wide bipartisan support. Democrats (Including then president Bill Clinton) filibustered and lectured for hours in support for US intervention in Iraq, made the same assertions that these Republicans Jon is poking fun of made and for the exact same reasons. Strangely, only Republican politicians and pundits are being crucified for it. Curious thing that.

    • @-radioq2026
      @-radioq2026 8 лет назад +15

      +Magum Op that's because the democrats have admitted wrong judgement and stayed quiet while the republicans are saying/doing it over and over again and remind everyone they haven't learned sh*t. In fact they shift their blame to the president they passed down the mess to. Got it?

    • @anthonycampos8057
      @anthonycampos8057 8 лет назад +4

      Magum Op yeah it is a curious thing that as you say republicans are being crucified for that, probably because here they are lecturing and criticizing Obama on how he needs to handle isis when they are the ones who screwed up Iraq in the first place so they need to shut up and stop talking

    • @biglouch91
      @biglouch91 8 лет назад +2

      Fetsum1 "that's because the Democrats have admitted wrong judgement and stayed quiet"
      Lol that's some pretty fancy revisionist history. It's more like Dems have taken note of the American discontent about the war and peddled the cut-and-run policy for political grist. The same policy that lead to the formation of the Islamic state. Dems NEVER "stayed quiet." Almost every attempt was made to capitalize on the Republican's mishandling of the war.
      "In fact they shift their blame to the president they passed down the mess to"
      Jesus Christ. What an amazing ahistorical fantasy. Firstly, COMPLETELY blaming Bush for the Iraq war is "shifting blame" because, as I stated, CLINTON passed the Iraq liberation act and the war had massive bipartisan support. Secondly, no one is blaming Obama for the war. He is receiving blame for mismanaging what little ground was made on that effort AND drastically escalating tensions in the region by disrupting the regime in Libya and Syria.

  • @MadMackSkillz
    @MadMackSkillz 8 лет назад +1058

    yo, let it be known the US actually beat Ghana 2-1 in that game...

    • @UmarTahir
      @UmarTahir 4 года назад +17

      Hm, interesting. Thanks for the info!

    • @dosipov1
      @dosipov1 4 года назад +27

      One of the best USMNT games ever

    • @stefanoraffo5096
      @stefanoraffo5096 4 года назад +9

      @@dosipov1 low bar

    • @gardinerxerxes6718
      @gardinerxerxes6718 4 года назад +1

      @dosipov1 dont forget we beat you the last time. Haha.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 4 года назад +1

      Thanks

  • @ulek_604
    @ulek_604 6 лет назад +149

    That "wicked tongue" part was hilarious

    • @gameofpwns1165
      @gameofpwns1165 3 года назад +8

      I frigging love all of his Lindsey Graham impressions. You could never do that on TV today sadly

    • @iiamcoughlin5346
      @iiamcoughlin5346 2 года назад +2

      @@gameofpwns1165 ah yes it’s not like there’s a popular comedy skit show largely dedicated to impersonating political figures…

    • @gameofpwns1165
      @gameofpwns1165 2 года назад

      @@iiamcoughlin5346 I'm unsure if you're being facetious or not. Are you merely pointing out the lack of such a show? If so, agreed. If you're referring to SNL, then huh?? Ok for starters, SNL clearly couldn't do a Lindsey Graham impersonation like this---no one would get it without the clip for reference, which they wouldn't show. SNL is super limited as far as political comedy goes, and it's not really their fault tbf. Their format simply doesn't allow them to construct a narrative or provide any background to set up a decent bit. Consequently, they're stuck with the bare bones of whatever's big in the news at the moment so that everyone will understand right away. As such, their political sketches are always patently obvious, uninspired, "low-hanging fruit" type stuff. I frigging love SNL, but their political "comedy" is godawful and invariably drags down the show. Just not the right medium for it imo. Nothing like Stewart or Colbert. Maybe you weren't even talking about SNL tho lol

  • @DefNoodles
    @DefNoodles 3 года назад +1150

    bro, this was classic

    • @DonutHolestien
      @DonutHolestien 3 года назад +5

      Bro I know bro

    • @reckless2830
      @reckless2830 3 года назад +3

      @@vanivari359 Yes but who asked?

    • @mouath.s7821
      @mouath.s7821 3 года назад

      Indeed it is

    • @trillpaint3001
      @trillpaint3001 3 года назад +2

      @@vanivari359 i didnt know who Graham was back then, but i guess he's always been a snake

    • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
      @Lon.BedStuyforLife 3 года назад

      @Def Noodles YES! I'm searching for Jon Stewart Comedy Central clips. And as I watch the clips, I just can't stop laughing!!!

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 5 лет назад +414

    Dude, Lindsey Graham literally described Trump... The hypocrisy is strong right now.

    • @jollylanji2937
      @jollylanji2937 3 года назад +5

      Especially after January 6th

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 3 года назад +1

      @@jollylanji2937 and even probably after Jan 20.

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 3 года назад

      Yes he did. A stubborn egotistical failed despot.

    • @TheBluemindedGod
      @TheBluemindedGod 3 года назад +1

      @@ethanweeter2732 He hasn't totally failed until he's in prison.

    • @KaoticReach1999
      @KaoticReach1999 Год назад

      Yet it was Obamas VP that completely botched the withdrawal, from leaving US citizens to *billions of dollars worth of military equipment*
      Maybe you shouldn't be talking yourself

  • @vermilionskin
    @vermilionskin 9 лет назад +1947

    As an Iraqi I can assure you Saddam was not the ideal president but he certainly was not the worst around. Iraq was stable under his regime, Iraqis were more educated and secular, Christians and Yezidies were protected and he used to visit churches and temples himself to show his support. Saddam gave the kurds anonymity and helped them during the Kurds civil war (between Talebani and Berzani clans). He was secular and did not tolerate extremism from Sunnis and Shia, he knew what they are capable of. Also it does bother me when people say ''we gave you freedom'', No.... you cannot achieve freedom for OTHERS especially by attacking them, freedom could only be achieved by those who are suffering themselves (e.g. Iraqis) and have a burning desire for democracy, equality and ...... freedom.

    • @amak3
      @amak3 8 лет назад +42

      vermilionskin I agree.

    • @wingsclippedwolf
      @wingsclippedwolf 8 лет назад +9

      +balla saeed OP seems to forget Halabja, or finds it irrelevant.
      All together now repeat the mantra: "the greater good."

    • @cristianproust
      @cristianproust 8 лет назад +29

      +whatever04811 I supposose you are brave, arent`t you?. You know nothing of war; so shut up, BITCH.

    • @whatever04811
      @whatever04811 8 лет назад +1

      *****

    • @stevegraham5124
      @stevegraham5124 8 лет назад +7

      +Heywood Yabloome I think the lack of responses to your idiotic rant should speak for itself. As for my 67+ years on the planet, I've known more heroic and fearless Christians than I have not known to be all of that. As St. Paul declared in the New Testament, "What can man do to us?... to live is Christ and to die is gain!" Doesn't sound like a banner for cowards to follow, now does it, little guy? I care not when or where the battle shows up. I will be fully armed with the truth and ready to deliver it. I care not when or how the end comes for me. I will prove true to Christ's call. Show me the roll of all the valiant atheists, agnostic, valueless, radical, iconclastic idiots roaming this earth like it's theirs and I will overwhelm them with the heroic followers of Christ, who faced martyrs' deaths throughout history. Know-nothing punks like you will be found shaking in fear. And I'd say, 'good luck' at the Judgment, but luck will have nothing to do with it.

  • @mandajane1047
    @mandajane1047 6 лет назад +2981

    Here in 2018, watching Lindsey Graham describe Obama as: "The stubborn-headed president we have, who thinks he knows better than everybody else...stubborn-headed delusional, detached President".....while we currently have President Trump.

    • @tylerdowis7278
      @tylerdowis7278 5 лет назад +44

      Curse you lindsey graham!!!

    • @robertpadillosandiego2821
      @robertpadillosandiego2821 5 лет назад +56

      A better point is, both parties are full of shit, to act like Trump is the first president to get cussed out by the other side, well Lindsey Graham proves otherwise.

    • @specialpatrolgroup92
      @specialpatrolgroup92 5 лет назад +107

      Exactly! (I'll admit I'm not American) but even for people who didn't like Obama, how can anyone say that Trump is BETTER?

    • @karenkelly8578
      @karenkelly8578 5 лет назад +72

      @soflo23 breath of polluted air

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 лет назад +43

      +soflo23 - Speaking to the mirror again? Why don't you take the opportunity to practice that shitty meme you and your groupthink zombie pals brainstormed, while you're at it? Maybe one day it'll be funny, clever or convincing in some way! Or even slightly less hypocritical and consequently hilarious to anyone you try to use it on. XD

  • @Varatil
    @Varatil 7 лет назад +522

    I love Trevor, but Jon Stewart just feels like home to me.

    • @Dzztzt
      @Dzztzt 3 года назад +9

      We have to say this every few years.

    • @brettf8133
      @brettf8133 3 года назад +32

      @@Dzztzt Trevor fucking sucks

    • @Dzztzt
      @Dzztzt 3 года назад +16

      @@brettf8133 not as much as you, Brett

    • @Endless-River
      @Endless-River 3 года назад +4

      @@Dzztzt Gottem

    • @liamhackston2507
      @liamhackston2507 3 года назад +7

      @@brettf8133 trevor used to be good before one of the jokes he told during a standup got considerable backlash, and since then he's just been MSNBC with some bad jokes

  • @arnewind
    @arnewind 5 месяцев назад +20

    Rewatching some classics since he is returning!

    • @garmenlin5990
      @garmenlin5990 3 месяца назад +2

      And John McCain's words on Ukraine aged very well

  • @sage0x
    @sage0x 8 лет назад +412

    Thank you for all the democracy in the Middle East, America!
    //Europe

    • @LD-oq9lx
      @LD-oq9lx 8 лет назад +34

      +shima Told you it was a bad idea...
      France

    • @isprikitikburkabush6200
      @isprikitikburkabush6200 8 лет назад +8

      +shima Lol they destroyed the entire Afghanistan and Iraq before putting Democracy there,

    • @stevegraham5124
      @stevegraham5124 8 лет назад +14

      +shima It's a shame how the American public has been coopted into the most diabolic machinery of little wars and atrocities the world over. What's the count now as to how many countries our nation is running their little black ops (jsoc, et al) the world over-- 130 countries? 140? It's about time we say ENOUGH!!!

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 8 лет назад +11

      +shima Thanks for the two world wars, Europe!
      //Rest of the world

    • @enriqueescobarserrano5230
      @enriqueescobarserrano5230 8 лет назад +5

      +Steve Graham sure!! foreign policies are like a boomerang !! you receive what you sent !! i wish people will understand that and make the USA STOPS killing people

  • @memsterboy12
    @memsterboy12 9 лет назад +611

    The Daily Show actually seems like a better way to get the facts than the news these days. I would love Jon Stewart to become president ! He's a smart man, with a kind heart !

    • @godblessamerica4025
      @godblessamerica4025 9 лет назад +9

      memsterboy12 Well said. Jon is a legend. And my theory is that people who are intelligent and more evolved get their news and facts from The Daily Show rather than from those other bs channels and shows they call "news".

    • @jraelien5798
      @jraelien5798 9 лет назад +1

      You are beyond saving. Too stupid for words. Jon Stewart is a shill for leftist media moguls. His kind is covering up Islamic atrocities around the globe and mindless lapdogs like you keep licking his ass. Pathetic.

    • @JShepLord
      @JShepLord 9 лет назад +19

      Joshua Eckhardt That's why he shits on Demo's just as much as Republicans right?

    • @jraelien5798
      @jraelien5798 9 лет назад +1

      RiotDragonX did you see Obama on his show? They manage to make fun of minor things so they seem critical, yet completely ignore huge problems. It is sick.

    • @FIFAGamer1198
      @FIFAGamer1198 9 лет назад +10

      Joshua Eckhardt THEY'RE ON COMEDY CENTRAL

  • @andrewdivans
    @andrewdivans 6 лет назад +368

    The starbucks joke means a lot more now.

  • @trumpstinyhands
    @trumpstinyhands 4 года назад +46

    Jon Stewart's producers and researchers are unsung heros

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 7 лет назад +249

    "freedom rave"
    brilliant

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 4 года назад +129

    Remember when Jon Stewart made us care about stuff that actually mattered?

  • @panama2468
    @panama2468 4 года назад +42

    I love how amazing that seed fertile crescent analogy was. Apparently Stewart recognizes that in the moment, and literally pays homage to the universe for a split second to thank it for giving him a once in a millenia comedy zinger

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 4 года назад +248

    No hate on Trevor but he can never fill these shoes. Jon's a legend

    • @rutwiksakhare7324
      @rutwiksakhare7324 4 года назад +27

      He got different shoes.

    • @adamfrbs9259
      @adamfrbs9259 3 года назад +4

      Ya you're right. I remember Stewart from a MTV basically talk show in the 90s when I was a kid. He was well crafted with experience and perfect for this job. Watched him since 02.

    • @Steven_Askin_1105
      @Steven_Askin_1105 3 года назад +18

      Trevors an idiot too be honest. Jon was always much funnier and intelligent when it came to these things.

    • @williamcondon7729
      @williamcondon7729 3 года назад +11

      Watch between the scenes, he is brilliant

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 года назад +16

      @@Steven_Askin_1105 you can call Trevor many things but idiot seems... well damn what does that make most people on average according to your highness

  • @surft
    @surft 10 лет назад +403

    You can't force-feed the concept of Democracy into the Middle East. Their culture, which has worked for them throughout the centuries, and, is no way inferior to Western ideals calls for a leader, more-so (hopefully) a 'benevolent' dictator to take the reins of power, like the caliphs, and sultans of old.
    If they truly want democracy let them fight over it, let them shed blood among themselves with no interference from western (or even asian) powers. I believe if the people want to institute change then it will eventually come, but it must come from within and it must come gradually.

    • @starmyk100
      @starmyk100 10 лет назад +3

      idiot america needed any foreign help to impose their ideals?
      mr surftl is right if the people wanted democracy they would already have for an instance my country was ppart of a dictatorship our military forces revolted aqainst the opressor and repel them and we didnt any help let them work their differences you should only interfere when the losses are on your soil like 9/11 and that is sorted out the responsables were punished so turn your nose the other way around and stop killing your won troops

    • @wobster109
      @wobster109 10 лет назад +36

      Unfortunately not all cultures are equal. Some cultures will marry off their children - both girls and boys - while they're too young to understand. In some cultures men can beat women. Some cultures don't have religious freedom.
      I make no claim to what the US should do or avoid. International politics are complicated. But I won't hesitate to call a culture of child marriages backwards. And I won't hesitate to call a culture without religious freedom inferior.

    • @cohavideos
      @cohavideos 10 лет назад +35

      wobster109 Go ahead and call their practices backwards. You have every right to do so. It might even help to bring awareness or bring light to that area and help to start a group in that area by online voicing of opinion - who knows. But to say that we should send troops to correct their practices is absolutely absurd. No matter how much wrong there is in the world, it is impossibly idealistic (and wrong) to try to be the world police. Not only is it self-righteous and impractical, it often ends up starting more conflicts than it resolves.

    • @rspainter7426
      @rspainter7426 10 лет назад +30

      charlesbabbage1 As we all know, bombing, shooting, and torturing others is civilized....

    • @LordConstipation
      @LordConstipation 10 лет назад +1

      similar to what Erasmus said about the Church 500 years ago. Amazing that that advice would still be so relevant, and beyond religion no less. It is just as true in politics, it seems. And yet our leaders still seem unable to grasp the idea.

  • @futuregirl3
    @futuregirl3 10 лет назад +51

    ! ! ! ! ! F**KING BRILLIANT ! ! ! ! ! Especially the part about "The Band" @ 4:30.
    JON STEWART IS THE MAN ! ! ! !

    • @jebvoorhees125
      @jebvoorhees125 10 лет назад +5

      ol' johnny rotten.

    • @futuregirl3
      @futuregirl3 10 лет назад +2

      Jeb Voorhees
      yeah, that was HILARIOUS ! ! !

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 10 лет назад

      Jeb Voorhees John Lydon does not like this.

  • @sashmagosh
    @sashmagosh 8 лет назад +186

    politics just havent been the same since jon stewart left. he brought the life into politics.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodh4700 7 лет назад +11

      shadowofWolves I grew up with the guy, I come back and watch these out of pure nostalgia sometimes, visiting an old friend

    • @sashmagosh
      @sashmagosh 7 лет назад +3

      Robo Batman​ same here an old reminisce of Good Times

  • @smitmahajani7663
    @smitmahajani7663 4 года назад +25

    "My wicked tongue.. I'm soo baaadd..at foreign policy" 😂😂
    One of my favourite bits now, on any media outlets 🤣🤣🤣
    The way Jon says it😂😂

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 10 лет назад +83

    I wish folks would just be honest enough to say, "We want to spread the reach of our empire."

    • @JuICyBLiinGeR
      @JuICyBLiinGeR 28 дней назад

      So Americans wanna be .. British? Or did that conquering dna leave England on the same boats as Columbus.. and that’s why the entire native Indian population was massacred.. 🧐🤔

  • @upalmuntasir
    @upalmuntasir 7 месяцев назад +15

    Man, Jon Stewart's Daily Show was the epitome of political comedy

  • @mjwgames9812
    @mjwgames9812 5 лет назад +47

    god dammit. Jon impersonation of Lindsay Graham just kills me every time

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 4 года назад +72

    "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran"
    Well it looks like McCain just got his wish. Smh

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 4 года назад +2

      BeastNation2009 the one time Meghan Mcain won’t reference her father on the view.

  • @HMZ89
    @HMZ89 4 года назад +22

    I miss this man so much. His subtle humor made me laugh out loud.

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 5 лет назад +389

    Since McCain's death, there are so many articles praising his domestic policies that I almost forgot how his foreign policies helped to destabilize the Middle East and create the current wave of chaos. For all he stood up to Trump, it was the mess he helped to create that gave Trump a message.
    The same for Bush and all their team. It's important to remember this, there needs to be balance and accountability, those are key factors to make sure those in power think their decisions through.
    Although, to be fair, it's not my place to tell others how to live. After all, I don't have the biggest military force in history at my beckoning. Nor would I be willing to use it to attempt a political reform at a foreign country, much less top down reform with little planning.
    Edit: Apparently, in 2020 he and the Marines were all morons for joining the military, according to Agent Orange. Don't worry, though, there is another supporter of the wars running for president as Republican lite. You know, another old guard that will get praised just for not being Trump while getting scott free out of having caused millions of deaths worldwide.

    • @filmliebhaber5283
      @filmliebhaber5283 5 лет назад +30

      He did not stand up to Trump. He just did it once very publicly with Obama Care, so everybody loves him now and forgets that he voted for Trumps policies 86% of the time and gave the world Sahra Palin, the Trump Prototype.

    • @lisavennefron9402
      @lisavennefron9402 4 года назад +4

      Luiz Alex Phoenix Yeah, like when you’ve got ALS, leprosy doesn’t seem so bad.

    • @sincerelyyours8354
      @sincerelyyours8354 4 года назад +3

      Filmliebhaber yeah he definitely just kept obamacare around to piss off trump cuz he slighted him with the war hero comment. rly good chance he was just caught up in his ego of killing iraqis.

    • @professorshrimpling2979
      @professorshrimpling2979 4 года назад +1

      yeah but ukraine really did and still does need us troopers there, Russian armed rebels have started a civil war that has lasted 5 years

    • @Ema-nt3gp
      @Ema-nt3gp 4 года назад +3

      Watch his video where he chants "bomb bomb bomb". Nauseating !

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 3 года назад +28

    Man, as bad as this makes him look - and all these years later - Lindsey Graham has somehow become even more despicable...

  • @markUTview
    @markUTview 8 месяцев назад +5

    Listening to this 2023!

  • @BryanLVO
    @BryanLVO 10 лет назад +280

    McCain kind of looks like emperor Palpatine.

    • @ZetaPrime9699
      @ZetaPrime9699 10 лет назад

      If only I could come up with a suitable quote to answer that, my day would be made :)

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 10 лет назад +5

      Yeah, that paired with his comment when he visited Guantanamo it's almost uncanny; 'I find your lack of bamboo cages disturbing!'

    • @maxwellius2785
      @maxwellius2785 10 лет назад +7

      "On the subject of Osama bin Laden... we will track him down. We will capture him. We will bring him to justice, and I will follow him to the gates of hell."
      John McCain

    • @TheYpurias
      @TheYpurias 10 лет назад +15

      maxrland "...with my fully operational Death Star!"

    • @Valiordruid
      @Valiordruid 10 лет назад +9

      maxrland "Now witness the power of this fully armed and _operational_ Battle Station! FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER ROMNEY!"

  • @franckj.
    @franckj. 4 года назад +17

    "For him you don't actually need to use the jedi mind trick. You just kinda... wave your hand and he does it."

  • @gracegupta
    @gracegupta 8 лет назад +9

    5:02
    'My wicked tongue' really got me

  • @chadwilliams9141
    @chadwilliams9141 4 года назад +19

    This episode should be re released and put on a 12 hour loop

  • @kadenmoss8904
    @kadenmoss8904 3 года назад +13

    I honestly think this is one of his best monologues of his career. Especially being a kid who didn’t know much about Iraq at the time, I just keep coming back to this one. Potent, brilliant, and so goddamn funny

  • @Bdmaurice
    @Bdmaurice 4 года назад +15

    A decade later and I still crack up! I love Jon Stewart!

  • @starflame34
    @starflame34 4 года назад +30

    One of the best things I miss about Jon is his impressions of other people. That George Bush impression always gets me.

  • @f1statster457
    @f1statster457 2 года назад +15

    At 6:58, “And all we’d have to do to maintain the victory is stay there forever” - I know it’s about Iraq but that line fits so pertinently well regarding the recent events in Afghanistan

  • @86zoran
    @86zoran 9 лет назад +212

    Why is this guy not running the country?

    • @joma77
      @joma77 9 лет назад +57

      ***** better than telling lies

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 9 лет назад +7

      ***** True story if Bush can do it, I know I can. I say on that list Jon tops both me and senior dumbass.

    • @86zoran
      @86zoran 9 лет назад +7

      well just because he is funny does not disqualify him to be a president. I have seen some debates with him on the subject of politics and he is quite good. Better than many people that run for president anyways..

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 9 лет назад

      ***** That wont even be an issue, no one becomes presdient alone. The leadership can provide the experienced people.

    • @shihoblade
      @shihoblade 9 лет назад

      ***** Obviously its better to have experience. But no one would knowingly vote in an experienced idiot over an inexperienced smart person. Thats like tanking your country on purpose.

  • @HyperaeonWhiteKnight
    @HyperaeonWhiteKnight 9 лет назад +12

    Jon Stewart is hands down my favourite human.

  • @tessie7e
    @tessie7e 4 года назад +29

    I love Trevor, but I still really miss Jon’s voice.

  • @redfin382
    @redfin382 4 года назад +12

    It's shocking how this is happening all over again and by THE SAME PEOPLE.

  • @The00Lisa00
    @The00Lisa00 3 года назад +5

    I love it when he impersonates Lindsey Graham 😅. You can see it in his face when he's about to do it!🤣

  • @lelandshennett
    @lelandshennett 4 года назад +5

    Watching this during quarantine really makes me miss this man. He needs to come and take his show back

  • @JustinSIsTank
    @JustinSIsTank 4 года назад +19

    I've been watching some of these old Jon Stewart-era "Daily Show" clips...due respect to Trevor Noah, who has done some great things during his tenure (the trip to his home & interview with his grandmother were fantastic), but we are missing having the Stewart Voice on a more regular basis in this political climate.

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад +4

      Couldn't agree more. I know he won't come back, as he's busy writing, and directing films, but man, what a glorious thought. Could definitely use his take on things, right about now.

  • @aflockofbeagles8219
    @aflockofbeagles8219 4 года назад +37

    In 2020, the pain from missing Jon Stewart is becoming unbearable 😞💔

    • @celticquestful
      @celticquestful 4 года назад +2

      I know, right? The world is burning & it would be great to hear his take 5 nights a week!

    • @cjhepburn7406
      @cjhepburn7406 3 года назад

      Did he quit?

    • @dakingk7813
      @dakingk7813 3 года назад +1

      @@cjhepburn7406 he retired

  • @amrs7890
    @amrs7890 8 лет назад +76

    Who else wants Jon Stewart to become freaking president??? I love him

    • @justbanter8727
      @justbanter8727 8 лет назад +4

      +amrs7890 it would make no difference, they're all just puppets of the elitist cabal

    • @jackchorn
      @jackchorn 8 лет назад

      Stewart/Frankin 2020

  • @ashamancito4630
    @ashamancito4630 4 года назад +12

    I was wondering if this was still good after 6 years.
    Still absolute gold.
    I miss him so much ;(

  • @Token_Nerd
    @Token_Nerd 8 месяцев назад +5

    7:53 I hate how McCain ended up being right about literally every one of those first 3 conflicts.

  • @remy1728
    @remy1728 5 лет назад +17

    I love Trevor Noah, but there's something about Jon's righteous fury that's impossible to replace.

    • @namastewellness
      @namastewellness 4 года назад +1

      Remy Pijuan It was his style. Very unique and we'll executed. Tom Green was really good at that too lol.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +2

      Trevor is a black south african, we all know the white moderate hates to see an angry black man. They hate whites or latinos as well, as they want everyone to caress their sense of self by saying that it's gonna be alright. But the white moderate loves that one MLK speech, everything else is seen as a threat. When people protest to see change, in comes the unmarked vans. So I think Trevor is too nice and calm compared to Jon, but I can see why he wouldn't get the same treatment.

    • @b-b8704
      @b-b8704 3 года назад +2

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix dude, have you even seen Noah's stand up special? Its not about race, the guy is just not funny. He shouldn't be anywhere near a mic

  • @anniemihn
    @anniemihn 9 лет назад +31

    Why are you leaving Jon, WHY? WHYYYY????

  • @irishdanny23
    @irishdanny23 10 лет назад +73

    How bout we all just get really, REALLY high and stop killing eachother and just enjoy life together

  • @asturiametal
    @asturiametal 4 года назад +43

    I'ts amaizing watching jon's timing, he owns that crowd he's the greatest for this kind of show 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @panama2468
      @panama2468 4 года назад

      Literally his dna. This dude had enough talent to become a cult leader bc of how he directed and read the crowd. But he just opted to be the privileged elite that became a fighter and a voice for the little man, against the oppressive 1%, his class of peers... I am willing to bet that bc of this job, he was shut out of a LOT of social events that normally he would have access to, IF he hadn't done TDS.

  • @sheikhmohsin57
    @sheikhmohsin57 3 года назад +3

    I keep coming back to this. This is such a timeless classic.

  • @grimmerMD
    @grimmerMD 10 лет назад +155

    I was still in elementary school when I first heard that "Bomb Iran" song. And though I was quite the xenophobic bastard back then, and still am an interventionist to a degree, that song has always disturbed me. The joyful singing of killing the enemy by combatants in theatre is morbid, but natural and inevitable. But the spreading and targetting of a song to the civilian populace which so merrily lauds the dropping of high explosive devices on a nation, with intent to maim and kill as many combatants and support personnel as possible (civilian deaths and devastated families a certainty) always has and always will appall and disgust me.
    And there's a whacked out fundamentalist wingnut, at one point a presidential candidate for the nation with most powerful army and nuclear arsenal, singing this song like a Christmas carol. Republicans, you are fucked.

    • @grimmerMD
      @grimmerMD 10 лет назад +8

      Avery Morrow Prick. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head the rest of the evening.

    • @VioletTheGeek
      @VioletTheGeek 10 лет назад

      Avery Morrow Yeah, and someone did a parody of it called "Bomb Iran," way back in 1980. That is the song that McCain referred to, and that grimmerMD is referring to.

    • @lindsncal
      @lindsncal 10 лет назад +1

      666Nietzsche- More B S

    • @666Nietzschie
      @666Nietzschie 10 лет назад

      lindsncal Reality speaks for itself. You know what I say is true.

    • @lutherheggs
      @lutherheggs 10 лет назад

      The voters took the T-Bird away

  • @AthulRajagopal
    @AthulRajagopal 3 года назад +3

    6 years later... You still can't touch this!

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 3 года назад +5

    God I miss Jon so much....

  • @Guiltyconscience83
    @Guiltyconscience83 4 года назад +14

    We need Jon Stewart back on a show. Noah is great but Stewart come back when a new show please.

  • @gangsta9181
    @gangsta9181 5 лет назад +6

    "He's just here to use our bathroom." Wow, who saw the Starbucksgate coming, Jon Stewart!

  • @hansrabarbar-rabarbar4196
    @hansrabarbar-rabarbar4196 4 года назад +11

    Just when i thought Trevor Noah got a bit better at this, all it takes i one old clip and i miss Jon Steward again.

  • @redfin382
    @redfin382 3 года назад +4

    America needs Jon back. No other person does what he did. He brings people in his show and holds them accountable. I love watching old clips of Jon destroying people for their dishonesty.

  • @robbieclark7828
    @robbieclark7828 7 лет назад +7

    Jon Stewart was just so effortlessly funny on this show. He ran that shit.

  • @calebbenton367
    @calebbenton367 8 лет назад +57

    Can we have him back? Trevor Noah is no where near as funny

    • @MythicMint
      @MythicMint 8 лет назад +5

      No one will ever be as funny as Jon

    • @Kakemonster1898
      @Kakemonster1898 7 лет назад +12

      Trevor is a good replacement though

    • @MrConstantine02
      @MrConstantine02 7 лет назад +3

      Not. At. All.

    • @infernus42254
      @infernus42254 7 лет назад +6

      Here's an idea. Stop watching The Daily Show. Thank me later.

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 7 лет назад +6

      Trevor's young and new. It's hard to live up to impossible expectations like Jon Stewart

  • @MA2520
    @MA2520 5 лет назад +11

    Oh man, he is on another level. Infinitely better than Trevor

  • @Theguy5117
    @Theguy5117 2 года назад +7

    Hindsight is always 2020 and John McCain wasn't wrong about Ukraine

  • @IslandBarbie420
    @IslandBarbie420 4 года назад +22

    Why are we always “planting seeds of democracy “ that they CLEARLY don’t want over there?!?!? How about we focus on fixing ourselves FIRST before we decide to help others 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️... lets make our country the envy of the world 🌎

  • @TheBatracho
    @TheBatracho Год назад +4

    McCain’s comments on Ukraine hit different in 2023…

  • @Friend2Trolls
    @Friend2Trolls 4 месяца назад +3

    Man. I didn't exactly agree with McCain on a lot of stuff, but the Ukraine thing was actually on point.

    • @Fortzon
      @Fortzon 4 месяца назад

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day

  • @wowlubsvaggie
    @wowlubsvaggie 5 лет назад

    2019. Still watching and still missing you Jon.

  • @zerowascool
    @zerowascool 2 года назад +8

    Plot Twist: Jon time traveled to 2021 shortly before filming this episode in 2014.

  • @soicancommentonvideo
    @soicancommentonvideo 2 года назад +4

    anyone else back here after finally leaving?

  • @hughmcaloon6506
    @hughmcaloon6506 4 года назад +122

    LOVED the Jon Stewart... but if he'd been on during the Trump presidency, he'd either have blown up on screen, or Trump would have hired a hit man. There really was no in between there.

    • @tinabrown6207
      @tinabrown6207 3 года назад +8

      I knowww... He got out with his sanity in the nick of time but while I love and appreciate him I curse him for not saving my sanity the last four years😖

    • @rebecca8525
      @rebecca8525 3 года назад +10

      If Jon Stewart had stayed for the 2016 election, Trump never would’ve been elected.

    • @tinabrown6207
      @tinabrown6207 3 года назад +2

      @@rebecca8525 why the hell you gotta go THERE now?🤔😏

  • @lgonzalez1154
    @lgonzalez1154 4 года назад +2

    Love binge watching john!

  • @avnimalhotra
    @avnimalhotra 2 года назад +3

    Whoa this one ages so well ! It's like deja vu!

  • @falaflani4831
    @falaflani4831 7 лет назад +25

    fuck it! I'm gonna paint a cat

  • @isprayNpray4u1
    @isprayNpray4u1 7 лет назад +10

    All of you guys are arguing politics and I'm just mad John McCain thought Barbra Ann by the Beach Boys sounded anything close to bomb.

  • @Theprofessorator
    @Theprofessorator 3 года назад +1

    The Daily Show and The Colbert Report were the golden age of Comedy Central.

    • @glipk
      @glipk 3 года назад +1

      Man I miss The Colbert Report

    • @Theprofessorator
      @Theprofessorator 3 года назад +1

      @@glipk right?! I still get excited when I hear that intro.

  • @Theiliteritesbian
    @Theiliteritesbian 2 года назад +1

    I'm so happy youtube is recommended Jon to me on my wonderful morning off. Man I miss this guy, but understand he is done with this format. Can't imagine doing that job for 20 years.

  • @biglunk5064
    @biglunk5064 9 лет назад +425

    I feel embarrassed that John McCain is the senator of my state.

    • @01denese
      @01denese 9 лет назад +33

      the amish tech support I'm embarrassed that he's from the USA.

    • @austintf4393
      @austintf4393 9 лет назад +40

      01denese i feel embarrassed that hes from the same planet

    • @hudeyfaabdi610
      @hudeyfaabdi610 9 лет назад +33

      Austintf I feel embarrassed that he's in the same universe that I'm in

    • @jriddleeleven
      @jriddleeleven 9 лет назад +25

      I get embarassed on a regular basis at home here in AZ. My job forces me to interact with the general public.. Very nice people with swastika tatoos and dont tread on me flags on their trucks.
      Its frightening really. How so much ignorance can get condensed into such a small area.

    • @sanderflop
      @sanderflop 9 лет назад +1

      Looking at the tea party you could have a lot worse

  • @michaeljordan8144
    @michaeljordan8144 5 лет назад +10

    The US actually beat Ghana 2-1 it bugged me so I had to look it up

  • @ruthm2404
    @ruthm2404 5 месяцев назад +1

    Glad you’re coming back

  • @shanecarlson7488
    @shanecarlson7488 3 года назад +2

    Watching this in 2020 and wow, I had forgotten how good Jon Stewart was.

  • @rspainter7426
    @rspainter7426 10 лет назад +11

    I find Mr. McCain's rendition of the Beach Boys song Barbara Ann more offensive than anything I have ever heard Jon Stewart or any other comedian, American or otherwise, say. Classless and shameful. He is no comedian, and that's not a joke.

    • @VioletTheGeek
      @VioletTheGeek 10 лет назад

      He didn't write the parody of "Barbara Ann" called "Bomb Iran," he just referred to it. Still classless and shameful, though.

  • @anujamagar3721
    @anujamagar3721 6 лет назад +3

    Miss you Jon!

  • @gabrielarentsch2482
    @gabrielarentsch2482 6 лет назад +3

    I find myself coming here every once in a while, just to remind myself what true greatness is

  • @patrickdbuck
    @patrickdbuck 8 лет назад +1

    I've watched this video about 10 times since it first aired and I still find it hilarious every time. Stewart was on top with this one.

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs 8 лет назад

      +君德白 He was ontop with a lot of things. And now you have trevor noah instead. hmmmm

  • @onyxvanity2863
    @onyxvanity2863 7 лет назад +15

    Jon Stewart and John Oliver are my favs omg but Trevor Noah makes me laugh

    • @samechaos3297
      @samechaos3297 7 лет назад +2

      onyx vanity and Stephen Colbert🤘🤘🔥🔥

    • @onyxvanity2863
      @onyxvanity2863 7 лет назад +1

      +same chaos u right!😂

  • @maddict1045
    @maddict1045 Год назад +3

    This aged well

  • @claireroberts7150
    @claireroberts7150 7 лет назад

    This is by far my favorite Jon Stewart video

  • @borntoplayfootball352
    @borntoplayfootball352 3 года назад +1

    I am literally watching this about once a week to cheer me up and it World!

  • @zachmitchell5290
    @zachmitchell5290 4 года назад +3

    My favorite show growing up. I loved how he made fun of BOTH parties

  • @ajaypasricha9855
    @ajaypasricha9855 8 лет назад +50

    I wish Stewart would've just came out and said it was to control the oil. You control the oil and you control the world

    • @jackchorn
      @jackchorn 8 лет назад +10

      you control the oil and control the nation- control the food and control the people" Kissinger- after his appointment to study over population in the 70's

    • @queekheadtaker7327
      @queekheadtaker7327 7 лет назад

      Ajay Pasricha for another 20 years

    • @AttillaDeHunt
      @AttillaDeHunt 7 лет назад

      What if it wasn't really about oil at all?
      What if there is something more valuable than oil and more desireable to have control over?
      What if it was about control over the agriculture of the region? Pharmaceuticals of many kinds are dependant on natural plantlife to create the substances that make them what they are, and now that the larger percentage of the world is dependant on these drugs, in one way or another and in one form or another, what if it was all to protect the interests of the makers of these drugs?
      Oil & petrolium companies are wealthy, sure, but pharmaceutical companies are most assuredly moreso and will continue to gain wealth exponentially as long as the ingredients they need to make the drugs that they make are protected and safe from those who are the opposition.
      As it is today- If you control the oil, you get their attention, but if you control the drugs, you control even those who THINK THEY control the world.
      Think about it---
      From simple maintenance doses of blood pressure drugs, to cancer supression drugs, & from aspirin to heroin, Big Pharma-The WORLDWIDE DRUG DEALERS, has as big a hold on society as Big Oil ever did, and while more ways are being devised every day to use less oil, the same CANNOT be said for the pharmaceutical industry, who can also charge ANY PRICE they want to for their wares, and is constantly coming up with new drugs that more people "need" and will be bought en masse ad infinitum.
      So, do you still think it was really all about oil?

    • @jackchorn
      @jackchorn 7 лет назад

      Jeffery A. Hunt"control the oil and you control the Nation, control the food and you control the people" Kissinger after he was assigned the world Over population problem in the 70's. I like where your going with these drugs- They got little children on amphetamines for gods sake. To add to your theory- I saw some obscure lecture given by this Dr. Poole guy- it was on C-span. There seemed to be many uniforms in the crowd. This lecture was on the bacteria in the human body- and the ability to tell exactly where that person had been- I also assume they are looking into the different affects of exposure to bacteria and molds. But all that- this Doctor worked for the DOD bioweapons field and at the time of this lecture was working for Monsanto. Could it be that the foods feed the need for the Meds? Control the food as we all know the few GMO corps. are doing a very good job. As they saying that is attributed to Caesar for giving White bread to the population- Feed the stomach and not the mind- Are they doing this today but in an industrial tech way? It is Kissinger after all.

  • @Mr123Parka
    @Mr123Parka 2 года назад +1

    Years have passed and yet, this is still relevant in too many ways

  • @deelzebub1213
    @deelzebub1213 3 года назад

    The venus dog trap at 2:55 is one od my favorite Daily Show graphics.

  • @user-oy4ht7oc7w
    @user-oy4ht7oc7w 7 лет назад +14

    Who is watching this in november 2016

  • @riotfiftyk5508
    @riotfiftyk5508 9 лет назад +5

    John Stewart LEAVING the Daily show is an American Tragedy.

  • @Miiro55
    @Miiro55 3 года назад +1

    the satire of the daily show at this time is so good man, wish we had the same today

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 лет назад +1

    One of my favorite Jon Stewart clips.